Waifu claiming thread: Smug Crew Thread
Previously on /waifu/:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>napping isn't fun so it isnt allowed
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun. Long dick style!
Shinoa claimed and stocking is the cuter one
>>703124362
Smug it up niggas
Not dead
Eru Claim
>Current phone wallpaper, kek.
Tomodachi wa hoshii keredo
Komyunikeeshon ga nigate desu
Hontou wa nakayoku naritai
Dakedo dakedo kokoro no kagi wa watasenai
Watashi wa Marui Hitoha
>>703124415
Ay
jumping on that smug train
>>703123262
Stop what~?
>>703123346
No, it is not grape soda.
>>703123474
Yep. First up, getting a small flat 10" so the music doesn't sound like utter shit.
>>703123474
well people on here got me thinking maybe I should try for a new diagnoses out of my own curiosity and I dont know my head is a spin
>>703124408
Shut up and post pics
>>703124504
Ayyyyyy
What's up fam?
Rem = Best
Rem claimed
Saya claimed
>>703124655
How long have you been reading the thread?
Megumin
>>703124286
I've lived some tough times, friend.
Luckily I'm living the dream now. I could afford so many hot wheels cars.
>>703124383
Maybe.. Old habits don't leave you..
>>703124502
No no! You just love bullying me!
>Feeling smug
>>703124489
got any lewds? ÒvÓ
>>703124866
Megaman?
>>703124912
Not without trips :>
Fuck schoolwork right now, I'm just gonna lay down and drink some water
Actually threw up for once too so there's that
>>703124948
Lmao
Miia claimed
How is everybody doing tonigth?
>>703124383
Well sure, but i'm not michiru.
>>703124655
We just want to help
>>703124711
Not much
>>703124833
well i mean in general with they way people talk to me on here and im curious
>>703124878
Lewd habits don't
>>703125133
ok Michiru-sama
>>703124655
Perhaps you should, but it's not because your therapist doesn't call you autistic or tells you to kill yourself like everyone in here that he's wrong. Just give him some time to figure you out
>>703124628
gotta make sure that the eurobeat gets blasted on point
Imma head over to /aco/ for some "business" for about 10-30 minutes.
>>703125294
Dude, go for it, bettering yourself is literally the best thing you can do right now.
>>703125130
Top snek
I'm doing good, nice monster waifu
>>703125333
Yep. Found a small low profile one for about $130 or so. Don't need it to bump and rattle the car or anything. JUST enough to make the lows sound meaningful, ya know?
>Cousin has like, two 14" woofers in his trunk
Sounds like shit, the car rattles a fuck ton, and the deep bass response is kinda crap.
>>703125198
All is well here too.
>>703124878
Hmmm. No. I'm afraid not. But you're partially right. It can be rather enjoyable.
>>703125532
Thx I know
Going to get food. BBS
>>703125295
And now you lose cutie again, because you're a meanie.
Slutty bully maid.
>>703125629
Good to hear!
>>703125661
Too spicy
>>703125295
People don't change~
Sometimes I can't resist...
>>703125659
No fair..
>>703124454
I like ya
>>703123957
>>703124504
Aww :/
>>703124035
>>703124489
WEW
>>703124284
>>703124878
I will QOTT this. I'mma be working at forver 21
>>703124333
>>703125333
Oooohhhh a racing game!
>screamo
>>703124567
HELL YEAH
>>703124628
YOU KNOW DAMN WELL WHAT
Hello, everynyan~
Tsubasa claimed.
>>703124674
It's rare to see you here
>>703125984
Hello
>shinoa
>>703125969
WHOOOOOOOO
>>703125004
which episode is this?
>>703125969
Forever 21? My sister works their, she tried to major in fashion but it didn't work out so well. Kek.
>>703124674
Oh its you!~
>TFW triceps fucking hurt badly
>Whole upper arm is sore for some reason
>Can't jerk off
Fuck
>>703125969
No qt bf yet, but I'm working in that!
Setting up a Tindr profile soon
>>703125807
You were mean first
Enjoy your food
>>703125822
Heh
Well as long as it isn't always its fine I believe
>>703126238
Need some help, Galil-chan~? <3
>>703126238
RIP you m8
>>703126261
Flute child.
>Noticed
>>703126078
He only comes to bully me...
>>703126271
Heh.. Yeah.. Not always.. Sure..
>>703125563
Yeah I don't get what's the point of having everything buzzing in the car.
>There's a tiny rattling coming from my dash just from the car vibration and it pisses me off so bad
>>703125969
It's not a huge simulation game but it's fun and casual. Regarding the music there is indeed some angry yelling involved but not exactly emo screamo
>>703125333
no he just always says im not that bad im just not sure if he is right tbh
>>703125532
but what If i get diagnosed a sociopath is thier stuff i gotta do like warn the neighbor hood fuck that
>>703126323
Don't be so lewd Felix, everyone can see!
>Maybe though~
>>703126458
You don't have to do anything, you'll probably be barred from owning guns, but I don't think you like them anyway, plus the owner of the store would probably deny you a dale even if it was legal for you to buy one
>>703125969
Whaaaaaaaat~?
>>703126435
Same. Like, get everything properly tightened if you want that much bass. Otherwise, get something modest that doesn't sound like you just turned your ghetto blasters from WalMart up to max volume while barely in range of a radio signal.
>Mom can't cosign because income/debt ratio
>>703126238
Feel ya /b/rah
today is Free porn day and i have 0 urges to fap,I do it and feel nothing
>>703126323
gave me a boner
I'm gay now? =O-O=
>>703126238
Shit man
~~maybe I can be your arm for tonight?~~
>>703126458
Well let me ask this way. Do you know what is right and what is wrong? Can you stop yourself from doing dumb things?
>>703126664
I was also going to ask
>>703126664
Fugg I missed the quads and the pic
>stellar claim
Birthdays aren't as nice as they used to be
How's everyone?
>>703126664
Want me to ask you on telegram next time then, galil~?
Calamity-masu'd
Workouts with a hurt knee sucks
Why aren't these threads on /a/?
>>703126838
Happy birthday?
>>703126709
Forgot pick
Forgive me Miia.FORGIVE MEEE ;-;
>>703126114
Hi, Shinoa, how are you?
>>703126366
Thanks for noticing friend
>>703126838
O shit is it your birthday DM?
Please say yes I need an excuse to not be sober
>>703126716
Shush, just accept it
>>703126742
Felix is the only boi for me, sorry
>>703126838
Not doing too well anymore.
>>703126870
Oh my, if you say so bb~
>>703127054
Should I be lewd on there instead of here, Galil-chan~? <3
>>703126458
Well if that's the only thing he's saying, he's not really being useful and at this point you could consider seeing another one
>>703126682
Sucks she can't cosign, but it's probably for the best in case you got money fucked
>>703125822
It's completely fair game, until someone ends up in a bind~
>>703126078
Hello there.
Don't believe her lies.
>>703126224
It's me.
Hello.
>>703126870
W E W
Gay sexting? With out me? How dare you!
>>703127054
I'm hurt
>>703126962
/a/ doesn't like us
Not all waifus from anime/manga
>>703127025
You're welcome
>Eru has good sights, noticing is easy!
>>703127167
How are you? ^^
>>703126962
/a/ doesn't like me.
>>703127025
Flutes
>>703126131
WEW
>>703126224
Awww poor her! What's she going for now if I may ask?
>>703126261
Loli madman!
>>703126262
Aww yeah! There we go, tiger!
I hear there's a LOT of serial killers there
>>703126238
Weak
>>703126368
We'll im doing the same unless you admit you're the cutey
>>703126682
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>703126838
Lil ship
>>703127024
Doing well homie. Waiting for a job call today. You?
>>703127132
more lewd pls
>>703126996
>YOUko
Neutral birthday
But thank you
>>703127025
It is indeed
Here's your excuse to get shitfaced
>>703127388
Lil' smug
>>703127167
Ah. Gotcha!
What if stocking tells me the same thing?
>>703127216
Sorry, Fran </3
>>703127286
Okay, talk to me on there then~
I'm heading off now! I enjoyed talking as always!
Stay cute /waifu/! Failing that, there's no harm in getting a little lewd.
>>703126742
I wont kill anyone unless i plan on dieing myself cause I dont wanna go jail
>>703127404
HAPPY birthday.
You should be happy. Put down the scotch and smile.
>>703127529
Shiro
>>703127545
Bye
>>703127545
Goodnight cutey!
>shinoa
>>703127545
Goodnight you lovely angel
>>703127025
OKAY, I"M FINALLY AWAKE!
Now then, Renge... about that deal...
>>703127133
Ya, but now I've gotta find someone else that can. This could present a problem...
>I might actually have to ask my Australian friend to borrow that money after all, and I really didn't think I'd even have to consider it...
>>703127388
C'mere Smugs :^)
>>703127328
Eh. Could be better. Could be worse.
And yourself? I hope all is well.
>>703127508
Use your discretion.
Would I lie?
>>703127393
Somebody said lewd?
>>703127508
Believe my lies!!
>>703127388
My gaydar sucks, so thats why I'm using that. Don't want a repeat of what happened with that one friend
Maybe, maybe
>>703127516
Maybe one other day...
>>703127558
Do you have mood swings?
How would you put your mood most days?
Ever thought about it?
>>703127931
Fuck it, may as well do this. Rip everyone here
>>703127388
Business/Marketing
She's super smart though, she wanted to write for fashion magazines.
>>703127851
I'm enjoying myself and my classes are easy, so life is good. ^^
>>703127545
Goodnight. Sleep very nicely.
>>703127713
Yuuko! How are you today?
Doll claimed.
No fighting in the War room.
>>703126838
https://youtu.be/qCJSNMqub8g
>>703127931
snek no
>>703128048
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh
>>703127757
That;s probably not a good idea~
>>703128048
depends on the day im easy to anger I hear. my tendencies remain the same unless im upset then I dont wanna do anything.
>>703127931
Snek yes.
>>703127360
<
>>703127757
What deal
We made a deal?
>>703127529
Hello my baby
Hello my honey
Hello my ragtime gal
>>703127404
Thanks DM
I'll need you on voice, of course
>>703127328
What are you up to my dude?
>>703128048
Kek
>>703128133
Snek FUCK YEAH!You dont say no to snek
>>703128090
I was hot but i did exercise today.
Just one more day til the weekend. I think you can make it <3
>>703128117
Dollface
You're doing fine
>>703127713
I've had no scotch...yet :^)
Everyone should be happy, really
>>703128117
Thank you kindly, best Doll
It has been a while
>>703128303
And I'll be on voice, don't you worry
>>703128112
>>703128176
I'm so sorry
>>703128259
So you are in control of yourself?
>>703128307
I regret nothing!
>>703128117
Oi, it's a Doll!
>>703128204
It's not, but unless I go to one of these loan sites, I don't particularly know what to do. I only have 8 more days I can legally be driving the Bronco, and after that, I'm SOL.
>>703128303
The deal Goyim, the deal! You give me four $5 bills, and I give you ten $1 bills! It works in your favor, you're getting more bills out of it Goyim!
>>703128054
Good, good.
I'm almost there with you. Classes are easy, but now I need to find a way to enjoy myself. Hmm.
>>703128117
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsQEBoc-VUk17
>>703128366
Nice, nice. I'll try to make it. You should too.
Running with a stomach ache is harder than I anticipated.
>>703128303
How are you today?
>>703128385
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Isofpzoq__E
>>703128385
You should be happy more
>>703127851
>>703127950
I hate you so much
>>703127757
No
>
>>703127482
How's the birthday boi?
>>703128048
Cant be that bad. And I guess. Never used a dating app before cause of possible people never showing up from what my firends told me or they don't really look how they look in the picture. Something about them being really fat and covering most body but face
>>703128054
Dude if she's the next mansa musa..
Writing is really fun!
>>703128385
Shall I get started drinking without you?
>>703128594
Do you need ten dolla nigga? I can throw ten dolla at you.
>>703128633
Startlingly mediocre, and you?
>>703128424
most of the time yes ive had some impulsive moves like pantsu steal and spit drink
>>703128274
Thx the support there anon
>>703128424
Dont
>>703128594
Actually go ahead and do what needs to be done so you can have your ride. Who am I to give life advice I've never done anything with mine
>>703126271
When the hell was i mean to you today?
Sarcastically calling you baka because you said i wasn't tsundere?
>>703128819
About the same for me. Running on a stomach ache is a bit harder than I anticipated.
>>703128633
>two ships singing for me
Truly beautiful, thanks for the keks you gave me
>>703128659
We all should, friend
How's your lovely self doing tonight?
>>703128788
It's been like a normal day
But the food was good
And got more money~
How's Shinoa-bro doing?
>>703128819
It's your call, I'll get started whenever Kurikuri gets on
>>703128788
Why not~?
>>703128819
I need about ten dolla... times 200.
>>703128990
I'ma throw in and see about these loan sites. I mean, as long as the interest isn't too brutal, it surely can't be THAT bad, right?
>>703127388
Now i'm just sitting and relaxing, waiting this weekend.
Good luck in that job call.
My arms hurt
>>703128788
What really matters is that none murder me, or at least don't do it with out raping me first~~
>>703128834
Any violent impulses?
>>703128906
I may be able to find worse
For now, here is a qt
>>703128366
Oh I am? Thanks for the heads up Yuuko.
Good guess anyway, although I'm probably gonna sleep soon. You doin alright?
>>703128385
That it has, Bote, glad I caught ya on the birthday though, I'll have a few in your honour at some point tomorrow. Get anything nice?
>>703128594
A sleepy one at that. What's up?
>>703128633
https://youtu.be/UAeqVGP-GPM
>>703128303
Got some Rainbow Six Siege going. I'm carrying hard with my L85A2.
>>703128611
I'm a simple man, I has guns, I go pew pew
But yeah, hobbies and stuff like that are great for downtime, especially when you're really bored and don't have any work due for half a month
>>703128788
Yeah it is! I love writing and drafting n stuff
>>703129179
Sorry I can't really help you with this. I hope it comes out ok
>>703129445
Hey buddy!
Claimu
>>703129166
It's the best thing I could think of.
>>703129445
How are you Doll?
>>703129674
It's you!
>>703127545
night
>>703129084
I didn't mean today baka
>>703129179
Absolute wew
I can throw some at you but I've only got 5K
>>703129166
I'd thought he already was, actually, but I guess not
I'll go ahead and start
I really need it tonight
>>703129142
I've been really lagging in that, haven't been running in way too long. Work and school makes it hard to find a good time.
>>703129064
>noticed
>>703129529
I recognize a few of the words in that sentence
I've never been one for any kind of FPS stuff
Seems like fun, though!
>>703129445
Hey Doll, what's going on?
Yeah, this is who I am
God damn you, Diane
Forget about Jack, he's not coming back
But I'm gonna be your man
Yeah, this is who I am
I love you, Diane
I waited so long, your boyfriend is gone
It's me now instead, cause I cut off his head
Yeah, this is who I am
A killer, Diane
Just please let me say before they take me away
That I want to be your man, Diane
>>703129818
How's it going, Shiro? doing well?
>>703129413
alot I wish I could kill and my hands clench up when I think about goreing someone I can stop though then thier is the two mice I killed
>>703129166
Just fine. Just fine.
Engaging in some light pleasant conversation.
It's nice how much such a little thing can help.
>>703129445
See above^
You're also lovely
>>703128883
>>703129338
Waiting on what, homie?
Same here. Kinda want out on the gym but I love everyone there
>>703129064
Smuggin' it up
>>703129166
Got moar poutines? ;_;
Pretty good. Waiting for a job call today
>>703129179
Because you remind me of bun. I miss the bun ;_;
>>703129339
Oh. Sorry :/
>>703129346
Good. It shows progress. We're they wiggling?
>>703129413
OH MY
you kinky sunnuvabitch
>>703129529
What was your favorite subject in school?
>>703129529
FUCK I MEAN WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOPIC TO WRITE ABOUT
>>703129445
Trying to decide whether or not to pull the trigger on this loan website so I can get my car.
>Bank denied my loan on terms of "not enough credit history" and I don't have anyone that can cosign it
>>703129646
Thanks m8.
>>703129877
Just trying to get the 2k for the car. I fully intend to pay back whoever I get the money from, whether it's a friend, bank, or if it comes to it, Credit loan site.
>>703130041
Bun will bring you to the milky dungeon soon, don't worry.
>>703129990
Hm, that's not that good. Everyone does want to sometimes, but we are able to use our anger on something constructive. Have you blown off steam in video games?
>>703130041
I am submissive...
Come back to me now, Diane
I will find you, Diane
I've been waiting for hours and I do understand
That you're not coming back here, Diane
But I'll find you wherever you ran
I'll kill you, Diane
Believe me, I can
Wherever you run from me
I'll catch you so happily
I'll kill you, Diane
You must be insane
When you run away from me
I'll catch you so easily
God damn you, Diane
>>703130041
Nope, but it hurt my tricep a little to type.
>>703129445
And I still didn't find my damn Bloodborne disk. I'll be having quite few tonight with some friends. That ought to cheer me up a bit.
I got some money and a really nice pair of jogging shoes. I'm still blessed
>>703129818
And what great thinking it was~
Doing good today?
>>703129877
No, he said that he'll get off work soon
Had a long day?
>>703129997
Good
Yeah, it's crazy how big of a help something can be sometimes.
>>703130041
Funny you say that, I had a great poutine yesterday
Lil' smug with a new job~
When did they hire you?
>>703129877
Ah, that's no good. I've been getting better, so that's nice.
I forgot to ask, who's your favorite college football team?
>>703129948
Yep, I'm well I suppose. How about you?
>>703130467
I'm well enough. Watching some american football.
>>703130356
Practice what you preach
>>703129943
shinobunni
>>703130444
I like cutting off body's in fallout and sometimes if im very mad i take meds or get giggles
So bring me justice, bring her to me
Help me, God, I'm going crazy
She's in my head and she's not leaving
So leave me alone
You evil whore
I won't take it no more, no more
No more!
I don't want no business with a girl that never smiles
I don't want no business with a girl that always lies
Stay low tomorrow now hear me all
Here comes scarecrow and I will fall
>>703130041
Probably Creative Writing, but in general History.
>Creative writing class at my HS was the best, had this cool guy who graded us by page count.
>I turned in an 85 page thing once.
>Made my grade.
>>703130132
OH KEK
I like fantasy stuff, spooky stuff, and action stuff. ^^
>>703124362
Kill yourself lmao
>>703130700
Headache is somewhat better but my throat hurts a bit, cough drop should help though i think.
You up to anything?
>>703130700
Gamecocks. I went to USC so I'm a little biased. It's, ah... It's a build year.
>>703130467
Most of it wasn't bad, just had a long talk this evening that got to me.
>>703130438
I can probably throw a few hundo your way if I can figure out how to do that.
>renge
>>703129653
Heyo Shino, how's it going?
>>703129818
Sleepy but good, yourself?
>>703129877
Whole lotta nothing, I'm switching off. Just waiting for the snooze cruise. Yourself?
>>703129997
Every little helps.
Likewise.
>
>>703130438
That's a bummer, can't you get a credit card and just only use it when you can instantly repay it? That'll get you some history.
>>703130467
I've started playing through it again, Ludwig's 20x harder than I remember kek.
There's always that, alcohol solves everything.
Fair enough, could do with some shoes myself.
>>703130791
When I played New Vegas I had a mod so I could blow off arms while they were still alive, I loved it
>>703130716
BBY
>>703131094
Hey guy help me beat spider
>>703131153
thats cool I have a bathtub filled with bodies I cut up in fallout 4 kek
>>703130716
I was all day, until you started it.
I was being nice to you...
>>703131018
I see.. Some talks can really make a night shit
>>703131094
I'm jealous. You probably lost some skills, maybe lost your edge in dodging
Of course it does, which is why I love it so much.
>>703131390
>TFW no Fallout 4
I just want the shovel AK
>>703131018
>gamecocks
>look up schedule
I'm so sorry for you.
>>703130996
My throat is also a little bit eh.
Nope, just watching a football game. You?
>>703131094
Likewise. Should sleep soon.
>>703130909
lmao fam
>>703131293
bby
>>703131549
Bullying can be nice aswell
Mako claimed.
>>703127529
Stocking wanted me to tell you that you will be missed.
>>703129529
As sad as it is, my hobby for almost a year now, has been cataloging this place. Other than that, I enjoy some other things. But anyways, I'm chatting with a friend and enjoying some music at the moment, so I am fine for now.
>>703131018
Got a few others I can ask first. See what they say about it.
>>703131094
It's not that I have no credit history, it's that i don't have enough. I just got a credit card, but I only have a $1k limit, and I need $2k for the car.
>This song starts playing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1jt--r97MQ
It's 2 real right now.
>>703131590
sorry man I can give a real one
Like saints we act
We're dogs and that's a fact
Let's die for everything we've done
And now I'm cold as stone
You made me lost
A stone of dust
Let's kill the sun for what we are
And leave me here with God
And I will pay my sins
With my own blood
So paint this world in black
No need to carry on
Our God is better off
When we're all gone
>>703130438
Bun left. We've been together for a good 5-6 months. Might be gone for the same time too :(
>>703130444
I got nothing against that. I want to be gently dominated tbh. Still would like to be the domain tho
>>703130452
You sure your triceps? I'm not saying you're wrong cause I work at a gym but you mean your forearms?
>>703130467
;_;
Not yet~
Maybe tomorrow if they give call me about when i can come in
>>703130904
85 PAGES?! HOLY SHIT
Same here even though I was more of a science kid in HS
Ah gotcha. And your best write on a giving topic? Cause I enjoyed writing about a topic that changed your view in the world
>shinoa
>>703131643
Oh, well that's a shame, at least you seem to be enjoying something else at the moment though.
I'm just playing ssbb at the moment.
>>703131885
I could make one if I wanted, all I need is an AK, a shovel a saw, a fire and a hammer.
>>703132020
Triceps are like, the back (ish, Im notngood at describing stuff) of the upper arm isn't it?
>Galil
