Waifu claiming thread.
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>>702944479
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
SERIOUSLY JUST FUCK OFF.
still here
These threads are fucking awful
still here
Most importantly, have fun!
>>702956025
>>702955979
Buttmad
>>702955883
mandatory cc claim
>>702955752
metal bands!
>captcha broni stop
Eru Claim~
>>702955979
>>702956025
>>702956096
no u
Anon, you look like you need your waifu to find you
>>702955005
>mfw I still roll nicely since I have more than 40 points in that fucking weight stat
I don't see your problem. Although sometimes it is better to just stop drop and roll out of harms way.
But Farrons greatsword x parrying sounds fucking badass, agreed. I still slashed everything in front, next to me and sometimes even behind me with that nice sweet sweet Guts Greatsword.
You wouldn't believe how many mobs I killed even when they dodged just because the reach is huge.
>>702955782
>>702956158
Oh, well then, I also think that computers are nice. I still can't quite wrap my head around them, but it's logical, if someone would teach me I could probably get it... with a bit time and patience
And yup, I think you definitely got Esdeath right there. I'm impressed, as not many people can evaluate others from a more objectiv point of view, like you did.
>>702955883
It really says a lot when /b/, a board that can't agree on anything, unanimously hates you.
Losers.
>>702956254
No, that's just you
>>702956254
No it doesn't.
>>702956254
>unanimously
Nobody cares, eat shit.
>Best fox claimed
I just invaded somebody, and went Berserk on them with the Greatsword
The fool tried to parry it
>>702956220
Ultra Greatswords are the best
Greatswords in a close second place
>>702956254
Don't you have a cringe thread to feature in?
>>702956220
Thanks, I tried to do it in a way that felt proper and didn't seem too opinionated.
CLAIMED LOL
>>702956545
I need more screenshots of your stupid fucking role playing first.
>>702956254
>Unanimously
But that's just you samefagging everytime anon
>>702956693
It's a good thing I just avatar fag and don't roleplay then :^)
>>702956093
Really nobody appreciates it when you steal
>>702956464
Ultra Greatswords are awesome. I even took the time to farm the Dark Knight Set which is surprisingly good when it comes to fire resistance.
>Tried to parry
Well if he would've suceeded the joke would've been on you.
Although with the Dark Knight Greatsword... aaah, I love two handing that shit, you can dodge attacks while you charge your strong attack, since he ducks.
>>702956556
you suceeded in doing that then. Tell me a bit about yourself. What you find interesting, why and stuff like that.
>>702956829
>avatar fag
Triggered
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>>702956769
gook
>>702956110
Hey.
>>702956769
Welcome back.
>>702956974
Jokes on him because Ultra Greatswords two handed attacks can't be parried
Farron is the exception because it's always technically one handed
>>702957024
oh
>>702957056
hihi thankyou
did i miss anything?
>>702957002
It's not my term, but it's one I figured you would be able to understand
>>702955883
Don't know if claimed or not.
>>702956450
RudeBot says hi
>>702957202
zipperhead
>>702957243
Pretty good taste.
>>702957175
Oh, I didn't even know that. But it makes sense. I mean those things are massive and if you could just swish it away with a parry dagger or shield... just not very likely
Calamity-masu'd
>>702957344
wha
>>702957056
hey, wuu2?
>noticed spike is back
>episode 5's internally
>>702956974
I like vidya, anime, writing and theatre, I use to act a lot but I stopped my senior year because my old director left and the new one and I didn't click at all. I'm a gun-nut to an extent (hence L85) and I can play the guitar a little bit. I mostly write about fantasy stuff but recently I'm diving into some horror stuff, which is one reason I've taken an interest in psychology.
>>702957202
Literally who.
>>702957202
Not really. Nothing intresting.
>>702957780
He's not the same shitposter spike.
I'm just playing Dota and listening to music. How about you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9BGW61_zOA
>>702958089
Hello.
>>702957780
You said you minned using Tripcode explorer right? What's your CPU like?
>>702958014
Why did you leave?
>>702958143
don't worry 'bout it
>>702958247
i should have guessed
>>702957354
Thanks, anon
Saber claim
>>702958089
Hey Rory
>>702957769
What are you trying to do
>>702958489
Ahh, give me a minute.
>>702958653
SSS.2
>>702957741
rice farmer
>>702958546
How was the dinner?
Oh, wait. I forgot. This happend.
>>702948067
>>702958794
i'm no chink, sorry to disappoint
>>702958247
listening to chill music, looking for some really good watercolour artists.
nothing special
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBie-xdbLeM
>>702958370
on desktop (which i usually use) pretty good,
can look for a specific tripcode (look for 10 characters) and get within 20 mins
but on laptop (which is what i have to use for now)
could be much better, can take a day to find some good ones
>>702958065
Oh, those hobbies of yours are pretty far apart.
Writing and acting are some nice hobbies.
What kind of acts did you perform? Did you guys write some on your own or did you just play existing ones?
>>702958247
>>702958653
Hey guys. Whats new?
>>702958785
>SS.2
Didn't sign up for that
>>702959202
Nothing much
Just have an appointment right now
>>702959324
What for, if you don't mind me asking?
www
>>702959179
>look for a specific tripcode (look for 10 characters) and get within 20 mins
How many cores does a CPU need to have to do that?
My GTX1070 graphics card generates upwards of 800mil per second with Meriken's tripcode engine and even still generating a 10 character trip that's not case insensitive can take up to a day or two.
In comparison my i7 6700K with 4 cores and 8 threads if I remember correctly can barely reach 16mil per second with Tripcode Explorer.
>>702959879
Hair cut
>>702959549
>w
>>702958970
breakfast** it was alright, just cereal. worked for a little then came back home for lunch which was nice too.
what in the hell lmao
>>702959934
fam are you me
I'm defending the forest a lot tonight,
I ran in to a group of two, one spammed spells and the host got in close
I killed the host and was immediately killed by a soul arrow
>worth it
Claimed
mobile a shit
>>702959199
Mostly did existing ones, though one guy I knew wrote some incredible shit. I was MacDuff at one point during a modernization thing, I was like "YO MACBETH. FUCK YOU." and my director got a bit mad but she laughed. I had one friend write something that's called, I believe, "A Dank Summer Night's Dream" its a bastardization of Shakespeare thats fucking beautiful. I have a lot of different hobbies, I like soccer too. Kek.
>>702958744
trying to make my day more interesting.
>>702960014
Its a great ability.
>>702960185
By killing the host, it's irrelevant if you die afterwards right?
>I'm assuming Darksouls
>>702960415
Yup, that's why i tend to ignore any other phantoms if possible
>Ran
>>702958982
h2n2 carrying abortion
>>702960142
No, I'm Heaven.
I'm also going to sleep.
You chose you compoments mate
>>702959934
Correction 18mil
>>702960399
Who invited you to the discord?
>>702960315
Kek, that sounds awesome. Never had things like that in school.
>>702960639
according to several people it's actually MAOA that is fucking me up pretty good
>>702960855
>No, I'm Heaven.
That is one of my many names and it sounds like we have the same build. sweet dreams
>>702960955
We've always had a pretty good theatre program here so its always fun to get involved, plus you meet a lot of different people you wouldn't expect to be into acting.
>>702959202
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJyqMOJXSuk
This is pretty new, I guess.
>>702959179
Nice.
Any specific reason for that?
>>702960142
Oh, I get it.
>>702960855
>i'm heaven
I don't know if I want to hug the Togame anon anymore.
>>702959934
intel xeon e5-2670 is what i got.
it has 8 cores.
i get about 30-40 mil per sec on it, but i run it on low spec so i could probably get about 70 mil if i wanted to heat it up.
and i got the gtx1080 graphics card, i hardly use it.
>>702961194
eh, i just like water colour and i want to paint something sometime soon
>>702961194
confused.
>>702960399
Maybe if you were myaster or I was a minion but that's not the case. You have the blonde loli for that. :^)
>>702961194
Thats right, you listen to a wide variety of music
https://youtu.be/jhat-xUQ6dw
>>702960857
Didn't i already say it to Yuno?
>>702961564
The newer changes does let it grab two things.
Claiming Felix
Waiting for the bus to get here right now
>>702955883
Get a life you fucking faggot kys pls.
Fuck you Fabian (2 sum1 else nigger)
Mako claimed
>>702961119
Like who? You make it sound like there was this guy who's a complete asshole but he's into acting.
>>702961752
>get a life
>proceeds to say 'kys'
>>702960335
How is your day going so far
>>702960415
Fucking nigger
>>702961564
Contrary to popular belief, I do have a name...
>>702961855
There was this guy who I use to know, known him since like, 8th grade, he fucking loved acting hardcore, but he was a truck guy too, like super into cars and shit, probably basing this off my own stereotypes but I didn't expect it. There was this other kid who was like a MEGAJOCK and he loved acting, but he had to quit because he needed a sports scholarship.
>big motherfucker too.
>>702962170
Do you though?
>>702961964
had a calzone. only good thing out of it
>>702961296
Hey.
>>702961406
Ugh, that's all?
>>702961542
Why? I don't understand why would you be.
>>702961587
I listen to whatever I like.
Is better this way
>>702960974
that sucks it must make your work at the heroin processing plant a lot harder
>>702962278
Sounds like a fun place actually. I was interested in acting too, but since I live in the middle of nowhere, and we had no acting school or anything like that... well it just didn't work out.
Also I think I would've died because of stage fright
>>702962170
Not anymore.
>>702962569
>
>>702962741
usually leads to me stealing some and saying i fucked up a batch
pretty good money
>>702962569
that "something" may be a certain someone.
i have loved water colour since, uhhh... idk
probably when i started with art.
i love everything you can do with it
Best type moon claimed.
I feel bad for killing a guy who doesn't understand how weight effects rolling
poor guy didn't stand a chance
>>702963147
Hello.
>>702963030
I don't follow.
>>702962924
Stage fright kinda dies once you actually get up there, at least for me it does, beforehand I'm a bundle of nerves but on stage I do it just as practiced..
>>702962554
I called dominos because I was too lazy to make something
>>702963147
Gone back to the rapeboats yet or still plugging at WoW?
>>702961564
Assuming it's a minion or ball of which I'm neither. And again you're not my master
>>702962170
Kek hey Shizuru
>>702963484
>meant for
>>702961672
>>702963179
How was he able to get into the swamp? I mean... he kinda deserves it when he cheesed his way through...
>>702963367
It's the other way around for me. Before I calm myself down and go over everything. And when I'm in front of an audience I get super nervous and forget things.
I had a lot of presentations to do in school.
Well I'm going to bed now. See you tomorrow /waifu/
>>702963147
Hey Shiki it's been a while. Doing well?
>>702963430
enjoy it
>>702963016
>
>>702963087
I understand how it goes.
>>702963380
Come on now.
>>702963484
>>702963576
>And again you're not my master
Soon.
>>702963585
Night
>Presentations
Yeah speech has always been a strongsuit for me. ^^
is It love or did I fuck up she is so short nd she doesnt like vidya or I can only lie to her so much shes hot but the height I wish I could cut off my damn ankles or shrink my bones I jumped the gun Ive secrewed my love
>>702963849
do you?
>>702963849
what you said to me didnt make sense to what i said to me
very confused
>>702964086
I-Is this English?
>What's with Shiki appearing shortly before edgedeath everytime
>>702963585
He probably relied on summons, he defiantly deserved what he got
>>702963810
Samefagging this hard
>>702964317
I met a girl today we hit it off I tasted her spit via her coffe hen she peed and I thought i loved her but she is so short what if I actually dont like her I was in love but the height issuue gaaaaaaaah
>>702964281
Mysterious.
I like it.
>>702964218
Yeah, man. Totally.
>
>>702964086
>not wanting to be dominated by a loli
>>702964317
Shiki is the real identity behind Togame and Esdeath.
>Be me.
>Over on /vp/ last night.
>See theories on how Lusamine, Gladion, and Lillie could be an unannounced Ultra Beast that can shape-shift.
Am I the only one who wants to keep this part simple by just saying "They're probably relatives"?
>>702964467
why would i do that?
>>702964544
what don't you understand?
>>702964710
الذهاب إلى النوم الأمير عربية الحلو.
>>702964631
And who are you the real identity behind ?
>>702964530
who cares about height, it can't be that bad
if she is really that short she might even have certain "complexes"
>>702964631
Call me.
>>702964943
Myself.
>>702964788
yes, nothing is ever simple.
don't give into the common thought
>>702965039
I just met you.
Megumin
She's the first black girl I've ever been attracted to.
>>702965039
for fuck sake.
don't do the "i am me, and me is me, isn't i?" thing with me.
it doesn't end well,
i already question my own existence enough
>>702965289
Question mine, now.
>>702964317
His Esdeath senses were tingling.
>SSS.2
>>702964375
Don't throw sharks at me.
>>702965462
>70296
Yeah, why is it shit.
>>702964968
Atago.
>>702964958
نعم, قطة
I'm back~ And claiming me some Taiga love <3
>>702965565
Shame.
>>702964544
wonderful. i do too
>>702965187
THIS IS CRAZY, BUT HERES MY NUMBER
CALL ME MAYBE
>>702964958
Fuck outta here with your scribbles
>animu
this
isn't
even
sdafuvisdbvfdx
>>702965712
Not as shameful as your furry ass.
>>702965582
الخرخرة
>that translation wasn't perfect but I get the idea
>>702965578
So you're a fake boat?
>>702965509
Kek'd
>Nope
>>702964631
That'd be a hilarious prank. Would've been the best bait ever.
>Improbable though
>>702964530
>Not gonna greentext specific parts cause it's all super bad
Dude get a new therapist already and get some help
>>702965462
are you able to question your own existence?
if so you may exist,
because something that doesn't exist cannot question itself because it doesn't exist.
but this all narrow's down to your definition of existence, as proving existence is a lot harder than existing.
also u a cute, so you must exist
>>702965869
Hmmm?
>>702966068
Paradoxal shit right here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ai0fvMBmOPQ
I scream. you scream, we all scream for icecream
>>702965077
I mean, something does seem off about how similar they look, but I wouldn't want to delve in too deep into the weirder theories just yet. For all we know, the shape-shifting thing could be true but the Pokemon/Beast likes the look of gold hair/green eyes for some reason.
>>702965578
>Yuu>Ro
>>702965741
So have you found something to do?
>>702966067
Give up.
>Just got back from the first session of Pathfinder
Feelsgoodfrog.gif
How're you guys?
>>702965786
All these times I simply stepped aside
I watched but never really listened
As the whole world passed me by
All this time I watched from the outside
Never understood what was wrong or what was right
I apologize...
>>702966383
>Give up
No. You're not worthy of being my master
>>702966437
I'm pretty good, playin vidya after finishing two papers
>One was like 3 pages long
>the other, the prof literally said. "Doesn't matter how long it is, just don't write a fuckin' novel." So its like a page.
>>702966437
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4spkVX8z-vs
Very lazy tonight
test
test
test
>>702966309
i don't know anymore
i'm very tired and my knuckles are sore
>>702966067
Yup. Even if Esdeath is a fake he has put a lot of effort into this persona.
>>702966309
i tend to think i don't exist due to that.
its annoying.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlgc3_4WL0M
what flavour is it?
>>702966375
they could of just grew up on the same island, and have the same fashion sense in haircuts.
you see it a lot irl
>>702966383
You got me, I don't have bad taste.
test
test
>>702966918
Why aren't you going to sleep?
Maybe reality will get much better than the nice dreams you have/had.
I guess that's what I'm going to do, nonetheless.
>>702966967
Mint. Because it's green.
>>702967053
gaffffffff you pile of shit, stop testing
>>702966703
>TFW will never experience the college paper writing experience
Is this good or bad
>>702966716
Ya bum
Okay quit playing with the scissors and shit, and cut the crap
I shouldn't have to rhyme these words in the rhythm for you to know it's a rap
You said you was king, you lied through your teeth, for that
Fuck your fillings, instead of getting crowned you're getting capped
And to the fans, I'll never let you down again, I'm back
>>702964530
Esdeath, you just met her, you don't even know her snap out of it.
how can she be my mommy if she is shorter uh it hurts my heart her perfume her hair all smell so good someone said I could get a diseases from the spit thing however but I dont know should I move on my mind is not ready
>>702967261
You built a house up in the trees
So you could see everyone
You set the clock and had a run
You set the clock and had a run
>>702967438
(C'mon), sing with me, (sing), sing for the years
(Sing it), sing for the laughter, sing for the tears, (c'mon)
Sing it with me, just for today, maybe tomorrow the good Lord'll take you away...
Entertainment is changin', intertwinin' with gangsters
In the land of the killers, a sinner's mind is a sanctum
>Galil
>>702966557
Nothing at all?
Unfortunate.
>>702966694
I already got you once, i can do it again.
>>702966998
>one off
No, Ro is still worse
>>702967223
it's only 3pm ;-;
i can only hope for those good dreams again like last night
>>702967261
Eh, depends on how you look at your education, personally I don't care either way, I just gotta do it for muh educations so I can get me a degree.
>It sucks
>But at least while doing them I can chill ITT
>Eru~
>>702967270
Just go for it, nothing bad can happen, right?
>Ran-sama
>>702967707
Or maybe you'll find something that makes you happier.
Good night
>>702967608
Didn't try very hard.
Not feeling very good atm.
>>702967928
now you sound like her again/
night
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