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Waifu claiming thread.
Previous: >>702643359
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>No one is going to take you seriously if you don't post your waifu
>Naps are a GOOD idea
>Insult others with vigor
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>Refrain from being lewd
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Claimed.
>>702660360 [shiro]
not really I was away for a few days so I'm probably just gonna catch up on youtube
>>702660415 [tristana]
How studious of you
>differential and integral calculus was the end of me
This post is the post that will revive the thread!
Most importantly, have fun!
FUCK YOU, FUCK PILLOWS
Faggot thread only post here if you're a faggot
>>702661106
Hey mai (・ω・)
>>702660418
Hello slutty slave maid. What's up?
>>702660658
Eh? I did something lewd?
>>702661240
>>702661185
>>702661110
>they don't know how to filter
Go back to your trap threads. Here is a convenient link
>>>/b/traps
>>702661240
You did it
Good job
>>702661240
You posted here
Checkmate, fuccboi
Claiming Felix
>>702661267
Hi.
>>702661473
Good choice.
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
>>702661267
No.
Good morning.
>>702661359
Suck a dick you pillow hugging faggot
>>702661359
i bet you had that opened in another tab, typical weeb
>>702661473
Cute af tbh
>>702661547
Also cute af
>>702661507
Pop quiz asshole
Tristana claim and main
>>702661507
I wish I had one of those peace pipes; maybe next year I will own one
>>702661596
>>702661626
>>702661653
>They spend as much time in waifu threads as us
Soon you will join us with your own shit tier waifu. Until then, enjoy the (You)s
>>702661267
The invisible ceiling
>>702661175
Akame?!
Great to see you're back
I mean I... I'm not that happy
How was the weekend? Had fun?
>>702659315
I simply told him I made him a cake. Then handed him a normal box. His face when he opened said box, the reaction was perfect.
>>702659662
Because fire is warm!
>>702659686
Maybe I can warm you up~
Morning everyone!
Pic related, it's waifufags
>>702661553
Hello Shiro.
>>702661591
Ah, hello Master. How's your day been?
You sneaking something lewd in on me?
>>702661796
It's invisible now?
What're you up to?
>>702661726
Yeah OK
>>702661777
Peace pipe?
>>702661894
> maybe I can warm you up
>>702661977
>3DPD sluts
Try again newfag.
c l a i m e d
>>702661961
hey there star stratos
>>702661981
Hello
>>702661791
actually, i haven't "participated" in one of these threads since a week. good job making dumb assumptions, instead of making an argument with some factual basis.
>>702661977
KEK pretty much represents everybody in these gay threads
>>702662202
>actually, i haven't "participated" in one of these threads since a week.
>is still here
Just keep shooting yourself in the foot retard.
>>702661268
pls respond
>>702661894
i could warm you up with a flamethrower you disgrace to the male gender.
>>702661961
Good morning.
>>702661981
What ya up too today?
>>702662357
Spotted.
>>702661831
Yeah it was really great while it lasted. Very good to see you again
>had the opportunity to release my inner trailer trash it had been a while
>>702662361
What's up?
Cancer thread is cancer
>>702662202
What's your motivation behind this here posting anon?
You're clearly not the sharpest tool in the shed. Maybe just don't post at all? I assure you you'll seem like a lot less of a fool
sorta delayed calamity-masu'd
>>702662473
Thanks for the bump
How many of you have body pillows? I won't tell anybody
>>702661553
You'd say she's a good choice huh :^)
>>702661670
>Cute af tbh
You DO know where she's from right? :^)
>>702662357
YOU WON'T BREAK ME
NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY
YOU CAN'T SHAKE ME DOWN
I'M FUCKING BULLETPROOF
>>702662315
i was saying, this is my first time in a week, participating in one of these threads. you claimed i use these threads as much as you do, which is 24/7. now hug a pillow with razor blades sticking out of it, you disgusting sub-human retard.
>>702662081
Bongs
>>702662189
Hello Shino. What's up?
>>702662427
Have some crap to do later that i'm procrastinating. How about you?
Thread is full of faaaaaaaaaaggottsssssss
>>702662436
>Inner trailer trash
Huh? You telling me you're actually a trailer park hillbilly?
I don't believe that
Anything worth mentioning happened?
>Tfw I remembered you came back today and suddenly got happy
>>702662654
I take it English is not your first language, because you talk like a fag, and your shit's all retarded.
>>702662654
You still won't ansewr me
>>702662466
That's not the usual Tomoko, just a shitposter.
>>702662485
>you're clearly not the sharpest tool in the shed
Get off your fucking high horse. You're posting in a waifu thread. Also, I notice you didn't attach your imaginary girlfriend to your post. Why's that?
>>702662877
Be honest, do you use Discord?
>>702662427
>>702662636
DONT WASTE YOUR TIME ON ME YOURE ALREADY A VOICE INSIDE MY HEAD
>>702662839
I figured since they didn't post with "still here," but they begged me for attention, just like these other shit posters.
And I remember my first days shitposting, it's nice to have people reply to you.
>>702662920
This one even gave up on my (You)s, guess he wasn't up to snuff.
>>702662794
Jeez, good to know I triggered you to the point of just blatantly insulting me now. Good to know I got under your skin. :)
I'm a real woman and you'll never see one in your entire life
>>702663028
You can't call it the high ground when you are looking up, child.
Are you enjoying the (You)s and your time here on /waifu/?
>>702663066
>I'm a grill btw
It's that easy.
>>702662937
I don't. I use steam and telegram.
>>702662581
I have one hug pillow, one that doesn't really have anything on it
>>702662741
You included
>>702662944
Post the follow your fellow faggots ya scrub
>>702661977
>going outside
aren't we meant to live in our basements?
>>702661981
yep
nothing right now
are you back now or do you still have stuffz to do?
>>702663017
tomokoko erp with me i need (You)'s
>>702662582
Well, I did say so, didn't I?
>>702662670
Just watching some stuff on YouTube then going to listen to some albums on my backlog later. Pretty excited about an album that I plan on listening to called 'Stretch Music'. I've heard some tracks from it, those were real good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktU_X7CDaBM
>>702662952
Oh.
>>702663147
Hi.
>>702663066
But my mom is right in front of me
You saying she isn't real? Because i see her
>>702663017
Get a load of this nigger lover. I bet your pillow is black
>>702662920
Because it's not needed? I use NS anyways.
Yes and you aren't? Not to mention the fact that your performance as a poster is less than optimal.
With gems like these:
>>702663066
>>702662741
>>702662581
In short you think you're doing a lot more damage than you're actually doing. Which is none
>>702662952
All I've learned, ITS LIKE POISON
All I've done, INSIDE MY VEINS
All I've seen, ITS LIKE VENOM
All I know, IT'S ALL THAT REMAINS
>>702662657
Oh
>>702662582
Nope
>>702663144
>child
God, you must strive to make people hate your guts. Enjoying being a social outcast and needing an imaginary girlfriend, because no girl will ever fuck your turtlehead dick?
>>702662761
Usually I'm not one. But we visited some folks in a camping and turns out it was actually fucking halloween there
>Decorated golf carts parading, children trick or treating and everything.
The kids wanted to go so I set up my lawn chair in the back of the pick-up truck and took a few beers for the road and just cruised around the camping watching over the kids
>I was happy to come back because I knew someone special would be happy to see me
>>702663167
>>702663235
Now that is just stupid. Are you out of insults so you have to resort to just nigger nigger nigger? Boring. Your last (You)
What's that anons? Just shitpost with images to hit the limit, frustrate the virgins and derail their safe space? Sure!
>>702663247
1 up to 50.jpg is filtered.
>>702663371
#TRIGGERED
GET FUCKING REKT KIDDO
>>702663371
>no girl will ever fuck your turtlehead dick?
You don't sound so sure of that.
>>702662181
If the series really was called "Infinite Star Stratos", you'd know that the IS machines would have to be called "ISS" and not "IS".
>>702662427
I find this picture to be a bit creepy tbh.
IN MY SAFE SPAAAAACCEEE
![Syndra [223].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6YKG5nt.jpg "Syndra [223].jpg")
>>702661981
Maybe.
Its been fine. A bit tired, but everything seems to be quiet today.
How did you sleep?
>>702663291
I'm posting in a waifu thread with the intent of harassing its retarded users and having a good laugh. You're taking all of this way too seriously. Also, when you talk like a pseudo-intellectual, it just annoys people and makes them hate you.
>>702663339
She's from a hentai where she gets fucked by her dad.
>>702663204
Hi <3
Enjoying the long weekend?
Muh safe space muh freedoms
>>702663448
no erp?
>>702663524
I was wondering what would break first. Your spirit, or YOUR BRAIN.
Image limit get
>>702663656
Yes. How about you?
>>702663586
I like it. How are you today?
>>702663624
As i said you think you're doing a lot more damage than you're actually doing.
You had less than 3 people reply to you and I'm sure you're not challenging anyone's ideology or lifestyle with posting here
Saying that I talk fancy is not an arguement
Safe space invaders
>>702663586
No, the devices are called IS, but the title of the animu is spruced up with the added "star"
>>702663675
>>702663775
>>702663867
Even if you aren't the real Tenryuu, it's nice to see some art of her.
>>702663812
Stay mad kid.
>>702663898
I'm going well,and you? Thinking about killing myself
Notice how the shitposting only happens on days where there is no school.
NO ONE GETS LEFT BEHIND I KNOW YOU MADE IT UP
NO ONE GETS LEFT BEHIND IT'S WAR FOR MONEY
NO ONE GETS LEFT BEHIND DRINK FROM THE GOLDEN CUP
NO ONE GETS LEFT BEHIND YOUR TIME IS COMING
>>702663630
Oh.She's still cute though
>Name?I need it for a reason
>>702663419
Thats a little early, not that it matters, awesome
That sounds cool as fuck, acted like a real redneck dad. But still. It's only begin September.
>You're too much
Srsly though I'm happy you're back
>>702663167
I'll be leaving for a while fairly soon. Sucks.
>>702663623
Good, though i am pretty hungry. Quiet is good. I'm rather jealous. I'm going to have to leave fairly soon and deal with noise.
>>702663968
No shit.
Only children care THIS MUCH about people who enjoy things they do not.
>>702663968
Wew lad
I won't be posting for about four or so hours each day during
>>702663898
No my weekend sucked.
brb killing self
>>702664086
Like how you children care about cartoon girls you think are real lolol
>>702663903
It supported my claim that you take these threads too seriously. You have no life. I bet you post in these threads, 24/7.
>>702663204
Do you know where she's from?
>>702663339
Onichichi fam. Check it out sometimes. I wouldn't go near that since it's not my kind of thing tbh
>>702663656
Gorgeous
>>702663927
Stay a loser, kid.
>>702664086
Children and liberals
>>702664096
I've got a full time job, so I won't be here anyway.
>>702664209
Incest is hot man
>>702664179
>>702664162
Welcome to /b/ newfags
>>702663968
Airi from Oni Chichi.
My personal favorite Oni Chichi is Refresh. Kakeeshon is also good.
>>702664179
There are anons who are literally in these threads I assume all day every day
>>702664298
Forgot the lyrics
Do you take me for a fool!?
How's it feel to be a tool!?
To me you're just a cancer!
Motherfucker, WAR IS THE ANSWER!
>>702664161
>>702664251
>>702664286
>>702664162
>lolol
it's obvious you're 10
We know they aren't real sadly
Just because they are 2d does that mean you can't love them?
>>702664303
Are you proud of being an oldfag? If so, kill yourself.
>>702663968
How long did it take you to notice? They also do it around when school is over wherever they are e.i. 12-4
>shinoa
>>702664303
>>702664111
Bye.
>>702664209
Yes. I definitely know where's she from.
>>702664298
You do you homie lol
>>702664412
',:^)
>Smug
>>702664179
Never mind I didn't think you would have been able to hold a conversation without breaking down to shitflinging anyways
By all means enjoy your stay, you fit in
>>702664516
I have broken you. Also, you started the shitflinging, when you said "you're clearly not the sharpest tool in the shed."
This aint a test, fuck the rest. Time to set the record straight.
Talk your shit behind my back, let's you say it to my face?
I've heard the words fall out your lips, you little trendy fuckin' bitch!
The time has come to get you some, cause I just do not give a shit.
>>702664331
Well, I might be gone for about 30 minutes.
>>702664403
I've known it, I just wanted to point it out to them how painfully obvious their age is
>Galil
How many of you are super depressed? Just curious...
