Waifu claiming thread.
Previous: >>702617326
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>This is not /b/, this is /mai/
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>PLS don't ban me m000dz
>3D is almost always trash
>Only retards use elitism as an insult
>Most importantly, have fun!
RECLAIMING
Claimed.
>>702632127
>Laser
Pew pew!
>>702631177
(Tsuncute)
And saying that is what makes you both
Not even in college for an hour
Already reminded why I wanted to kill myself
>>702632442
More like
>buzzap
It even sounds like that with regular clan lasers.
>>702632669
>>702632671
>>702632676
>>702632680
>>702632686
Do you feel special for paying money to asian moot?
> tfw the only decent waifu art you get is official art
>>702632237
Good Morning!
Hi homura how goes it?
>>702632520
Nuh uh!
>>702632695
Ohhhh zap zap?
>sleepless silly snek
>>702632568
haven't slept for more than 2 hrs and i already remember why i can't sleep
>>702632442
lasers don't explode therefore they suck so no pew-pew
>>702632910
tfw your right
>>702632413
hi
>>702632669
>You're
You are waifu is a slut
>>702632980
Yes cutie
Why are you blushing then?
>>702632980
Yes. Just played a laser zap zap. 2 kills, 550 damage. Average. Although tonnagewise I killed double my mech.
>>702633011
But lasers heat things up till they explode. Like I did to 2 mechs.
>>702633011
Awwww.
>>702633054
Not blushing.
>>702633332
Yet you were off by 1.
>>702632929
Good morning Shinobuni. I'm good but could be better if win10 wasn't an OS that slowly rots with unfixable bugs. I've had enough of it and decided to format my laptop.
How about you?
>>702633400
Well the pic said differently
Claimed as fugg.
Everyone just playing LoL?
>>702633465
Playing MWO.
Claimed
>>702633332
but the lasers them selves do not explode or make explosions
so close to quints sadly that makes you wrong
>sleepless hikage
>>702633450
Or did it?
>>702633465
Nope, not doing much of anything.
>Just browsing RX7s again.
Miho claimed
Goodnight
>>702633616
Pinpoint damage is greater value to a team than an explosion. I could long range missile but that is utterly cancerous and is not credit to team.
>my off by one game is strong tonight
>>702633400
See greentext above
>>702633620
It did
No need to check again cutie
>violent coughing
>>702633818
>explosions are cancer
tell that to launchers, but i don't even know what game your talking about, im gonna sleep now
>silly snek hikage
Is there nothing that breaks you
No thought for the dead?
>>702634094
Ohayo.
>>702634289
Ohayou!
>>702634574
Forgot to add ... 2 ranked, 2 6vless in Overwatch. Gott Dammerung.
>>702634289
Hey pet.
I forgot to tell you you spelled it wrong yesterday, it's pfdfd. Nice giraffe though.
Did your driving thing today?
>still no ohayou from akiko
>>702634289
Hey nigger
>>702634669
God dammit, I will never get it right. My instructor was too busy today so I have the day off, as if I needed it. How is your day going so far?
حبيبي
>>702634881
>when you don't even say hi to your ship
Shame.
>>702634206
No, long range explosions are cancer. Let me rant for a bit.
First, to be effective, you have to exclude all other weaponry. Nothing close ranged. Making you a pure target for a closer range mech.
Second, you are reliant on your team for target locks. Getting your own lock exposes you to targeting. And people can see your loadout by the time you've targeted and locked on. Making your shitty spread damage useless.
Third, LRMs spread damage hard. That 20 damage being spread over the mech could be the difference between destroying a component outright or leaving armor on it, making you fire more missiles to compensate.
Fourth, you are not actively engaging. If you are not actively engaging, your mechs armor is not being utilised to help shield other mechs. The ones that pack the punch you are missing.
Fifth, the playstyle is boring as batshit.
>lock, hold mouse button, wait for new target
That is how you LRM. Theres no skill involved. No real learning the game. You will be stuck in the lower tiers as the upper tiers can core mechs in seconds while you've only dealt 50 damage.
Sixth, there is no place in the meta for them. Seriously. There is not a competition ready build that includes a long range missile system. You know why? Because they are useless to a team game.
We were talking about MWO, for what its worth.
>>702634669
>>702634641
>>702634574
>>702635022
i thought i was your ship
>>702635031
Go talk to your whore rocket launcher you whore
![316703cd22015f1b96cc34f4f39d86d4[1].png](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1458/084/1458084777566.jpg "316703cd22015f1b96cc34f4f39d86d4[1]")
I claim the gote boy.
Claimu!
Resetting sleep cycle and chill anyone?
Liam dominate is a faggot
>>702635022
Complaining about something you don't do either?
>when your ship deletes you
>Claiming Toriel
first day of college survived
it was pretty much just talking with people and getting shit ready for the upcomming semester
how is everyone doing today?
>>702635860
Bored, wanting, and... bored.
>>702635031
lmao as i sit here playing borderlands 2 a explosive norfleet says otherwise
>>702635860
not good, didn't sleep at all, it's 5 a.m. here
>>702634881
You just did, don't worry.
Now you can rest though :^)
My day is done for now, 6 hours in a row and I almost fell asleep. the fun classes were boring and the boring classes were fun. It was stupid but enjoyable. Did you enjoy knk? Would you like to play some league later maybe? I'm going to sleep way earlier today.
>>702633815
Night uncle miho
>>702635244
>>702635031
>when the ohayo hits hard
>>702635949
>wanting
what?
you arent working?
>>702636024
shit son im sorry
try some shit out like warm milk or tea
>>702635860
Feeling pretty good!
>>702635472
You're not making much sense, so I'm sorry. You didn't take that nonsense seriously, did you?
I'm genuinely glad. You know, I'm not sure whether or not to include stuff outside of the threads in my virtual relationship. Although undecided, that doesn't stop me from keeping a sharp eye until I sort it all out.
>>702636026
How's it goin Snackbar?
>>702636186
I am both.
>I just want my car already
>Or my bike
I miss fast...
>>702636227
up to anything?
>>702636396
oh okay sucks, i thought you always played shit like world of warships while working?
you can start running, you can become a memestar
Claimed...
>>702636026
How did you like your professors so far?
>Did you enjoy knk?
I didn't get into KnK7 yet, but KnK6 wasn't bad, much better than what I expected. Probably the episode that progressed the plot the least but it fleshed out Mikiya sister, which seemed bland at first but turned out to be a cute tsun.
>Would you like to play some league later maybe
Sure, I'd love to play league later, it's something I look forward everyday.
>I'm going to sleep way earlier today
Heh, we'll see about that later. If you're like me you will end up going even later.
>>702636259
Ok.
>>702636664
Being my usual RWBY fanboy
>2016
>not sexually identifying as foxin gendervoid demiqueer
A- are you shitlords /waifu/?
>>702636664
I do, but my connection has been cutting in and out all night, so I figured it best not to since if it dies in the middle of a match, that would kinda suck.
>>702637046
Yes.
>>702636846
im noticing
>>702637046
im a cis hetrosexual male
i dont deserve to live
i dont deserve to waste this planet's air
>>702637046
Are you?
>>702636838
How was your day?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNhJSq881js
>>702637046
>not being a straight white male just to trigger everyone
>>702637198
o
>>702637197
k
>>702637204
it's the only way to not be guilty as a Cis white male
>>702637364
3edgy5me
>>702635860
... survived?
>>702636026
I think the requirement for real claims should be the ohayou.
>>702637198
cis-mahnigga
>>702637435
Wassup Jenny!
>>702637285
Pretty fun and intresting, I guess.
How about yours, if you don't mind the question?
>>702637197
Ah that sucks
Maybe watch a movie or some anime
Or stay here and chat im fine with either
>>702637435
How are you robot?
>>702637525
>Survived
Yea I don't know how else to put it
>>702637643
That answer was pretty dull and short, but I'll take it. I guess you just care too much about the thread.
>>702637680
Pretty much here till I leave. I hate Mondays. Not because Mondays themselves suck for me, cause they don't. But there's NO ONE really on the night before.
>>702637435
beep boop
>>702637549
oh shit it's Tsun.i'm fine, just playing OW and settling down for the night. Been practicing as Ana. Been up to anything lately?
>>702637680
tried. Just the same as always. you?
>>702637880
rolling
>>702636396
It's goin good Makoto. Good day at school but tired as fuck, it'll be a busy week but it's going to be worth it and I'm not going to slack. You all good?
>>702636722
straya cunt
>>702637046
don't just assume who I oppress, shitlord.
>>702636838
Well, my Accounting is a great and funny teacher. Math is an old dude, good teacher and funny but super creepy towards chicks "lovely exotic beautiful smart girl". Computer teacher is a buff fat guy. Economics is Mei irl and her class is boring as fucking hell.
I mean without having to wait for the others, we can just go pubstomp with our meme duo at bot. Maybe Susi will join.
Hm, I know I can't end the day with just one game with you. We'll see.
>>702637838
Oh yea, that's pretty annoying indeed
I'm here now but don't get used to it
Last Monday for me
>>702637901
Ah okay, sucks. Day over or just starting for you?
I'm eh, came back from a really short first college day
>>702637901
boop beep
Morning all
Just woke up
>>702637910
no fuck you, it's either all or everything.
>>702637980
ending. it's like 10:30 over here. What was college like?
>>702638113
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>>702638138
What the fuck are you doing? It's 2 pm over there! Don't you have school?!
>>702637910
Good enough I suppose. Been looking at RX7s all night, reading up on maintenance, oil types, general stuff about them all damn night.
School going well so far I take it?
>>702637980
I won't I've learned not to.
What courses ya taking?
>>702638138
Mornin Cat.
>>702638200
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>>702638228
Wot
It's fucking 5 AM chara
>felix-anon
>>702638270
Morning senpai!
How are you doing?
>>702638286
>>702638289
>>702638292
it's horo
>>702638368
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>>702638138
wew lad
Isuzu Sento Claimed
a horse claiming that
>>702638200
oh okay how was your day then?
its was okay, surrounded by normies triggered me
just picked up some books i had to read and my classroom schedule
>>702638270
sorry man, but i take stupid classes like sociology, philosofy, psychology-esq and some languages
>>702638228
hey chara
hows life?
yandere!
>>702638286
>>702638289
>>702638292
whorebocaust
>>702638526
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>>702637731
You've stretched this joke for long enough.
>>702637910
>lovely exotic beautiful smart girl
Wew. I've had my dose of creepy teachers too, this one threw pens into the floor to look under girl skirts while picking them up, and then there was another one that would pat girls and tell them that they were beautiful while they were performing well.
>I mean without having to wait for the others
Maybe. I'm formatting my laptop for now.
>>702638421
No it isn't!
... I'm kidding of course, how are you?
>>702638668
Nothing to do but to write applications so pretty chill I guess?
>I'm printing 6 resumes out and will walk through vienna with them
Calamity-masu'd
>>702638766
>You've stretched this joke for long enough.
That's the idea, unfortunately.
Hey, at least I came with something original instead of just stealing whatever I like from others.
>>702638906
Hey Chara, how are you?
>>702638668
>surrounded by normies
pretty much my day, just simple work. Unload boxes from trucks and stack store shelves. most of my day was just sitting around talking. Just boring stuff
>>702638679
that image triggers me beyond all possible belief. She should close the fucking fernace and tuck the legs in! And why does she still have the fucking knife? she should really burn that too before it gets on her clothes.
>uhh i spilled something on my uniform.
>specifically on the same day that kid died
>>702638737
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>>702638988
ayy
>>702638455
So-so. Sleep well?
>>702638668
All those brain related classes, wew.
What'cha gunna be afterwards?
>>702639041
I'm fine, thanks. And you?
>>702639197
>>702639200
>>702639202
>>702639204
>>702639205
Once again, congratulations.
>>702639204
>>702638906
thats nice
yea sounds like a good idea, so you found any vydia stores who are hiring?
>>702639063
well if you get paid for sitting around and talking who cares right
normies can be okay if they dont express their normieness onto me
>YO i totally fucked this girl this summer
just kill me, college life man
>>702639177
yea i find them pretty interesting but that was a stupid mistake
there are no jobs in any of these subjects
i will probably just end up in a government related work envoirement like my brother
>>702639340
thankyou
>>702639041
>stealing
Says the guy that claims to have written every pasta.
>>702639063
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>>702639549
extremely rude and discriminatory
just because mai waifu is larger than yours
>>702639368
That seems to be a problem with many subjects people are going into these days, I suppose. Why do you think there's no jobs for them though?
>>702639368
yeah, fair enough. but this is like hours and hours of nothing.
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I leave for one second and we get hit by pass users. What is this, flash your mummy's credit card Monday?
Roll for your shitposting superpower:
0-1: You have a folder for every single poster on /waifu/ with exact filenames, and the ability to mimic anybodies persona.
2-3: You can guarantee a get, one dub every minute, trips every ten minutes, quads every 100 minutes and so on.
4-5: You can delete every OTHER /waifu/ thread at any moment.
6-7: You can spam without a captcha and no cool down, the only limit is how fast you can select an image.
8-9: You can recite every copypasta ever written from memory.
Dubs: Your choice of any of the above.
Trips and up: All of the above.
>>702639368
I have no idea actually. I'm just going around to the ones I know of and give them my resume and hope for the best
Do you think they might appreciate a little drawing on the resume? Like the logo of a game?
>Metroid for example
Well, it's been a while.
Everyone having a good day?
>Anne Frank claimed
>>702638766
Wew, that seems like a pretty rad dude, dude. Literally pervert, did he ever get fired or some shit? Either of them?
If my teacher does it again I'm going to ask him why he doesn't tell me I'm exotic, should make for some fun laffs.
Why're you formatting it?
>>702638200
I really love your new pictures dude, you been good?
>>702638270
Kek, regular makoto.
It's going decent. Tired as hell but other than that it's great. This year is looking good.
>>702639628
My bad dude, I'll check my size privilege.
>>702639663
as i said my brother did the same thing, plus there are some decent statistics which say so
i was daft though and did what ever i wanted
>>702639804
eh i can see why its boring
perhaps bring something to entertain you, a book? a phone?
im not sure what is allowed
>>702639932
i guess that might work, i almost got the job in a vydia store when i lived in my hometown but then we moved so i was pretty sad
i dont think they would care all that much tbh, no offence but they are looking for someone that can sell not draw
>>702639807
yea its kinda weird
its not even annoying
>>702640282
thanks for your consideration
>>702639063
Hi XJ9, up to anything?
>>702639918
Roll
>>702639918
k
>>702639856
no u
>>702639984
where have you been?
>>702640282
thanks (i actually got them from a telegram group). Yeah I've been fine. Life drags on. what about you?
>>702640289
my phone is a potato. I do sometimes bring a book but i just can't get into reading that much.
>>702640394
nothing really. might go to sleep soon. you?
>>702639177
I slept fairly well
Arms are kind of hurting, feeling kind of weak, but I'll be fine after I wake up a bit more
>>702641000
cool trips Heaven
I think I'm done for today
>>702639282
Same, thank you kindly, just making some coffe.
How is life treating you?
>>702640282
Was a bit more boring today with no one to rave about how awesome it is.
That's wonderful, although maybe you should think of sleeping soon?
>>702640289
Perhaps there's job options for the field in other places?
>>702640843
Don't forget to eat. Don't need your stomach hurting again.
>>702641097
I'm very proud of them
>>702641103
Goodbye then
>>702641097
>>702641100
>>702641103
shame. oh well
>>702640559
Just woke up, tongue is still burnt
>>702640559
oh that sucks
perhaps bring a ds, if you have one,
i got nothing else really, some faps might get you through the day?
>>702641260
yea its not like i wont get a job, just not in the fields i want
ah whatever worries for another day
>gonna vidya game
later boiiis
>>702632237
your chinese cartoon girlfriends don't exist
>>702641260
I know senpai
I'm gonna eat soon
>>702641560
screen is fucked. but thanks anyway. it's not that bad though. oh well, bye/
>>702641556
what happened to your tongue?
>>702641700
*American
I will try and deny this image thing
>>702641700
Sweet, our Chinese boyfriends exist then
>>702641769
I mindlessly drank soup that was served
>was still fucking boiling hot
>tasted good though
>>702641560
I guess so. Later Yuno, have fun.
>>702641711
Good. And be sure it's more than 2 bagels!
>>702641842
did you like know it was hot and drank it anyway? or did you just not notice?
>>702641955
Plain bagels are heavenly.
>>702641260
Kek, how awesome what is? Who does it?
I really really want to just lay in bed and drift off to sleep. But it's only 4:30 pm. Can't fuck my sleep.
>>702640559
Decent enough, popping around to see the dudes and say hello, trying to stay awake and just getting settled into this semester.
>>702641955
I know, senpai
Don't need to be rude about it
>>702642246
I didn't expect it to be that hot
>>702642344
fair enough. What are you studying?
>>702642675
the moment i see steam i wait like a few minutes. Burning my tongue fucking sucks.
>>702642834
Business, not my first choice but it's the most profitable one.
>>702642344
The RX7. And me. I wanted to rave about it.
>4:30 PM
What the fuck Karen, go drink some egg nog and wake up.
>>702642638
Did I sound rude? Sorry, didn't mean to.
>>702642308
That may be so, but it's not filling unless you have like, a whole lot.
>>702642936
I don't know
Kind of said that in a joking manner tbh
Give me a while to completely wake up before I can read and actually understand shit at the same time
>>702642926
i was never good with numbers. But business is a good choice. considering it's all about profits.
>>702642834
Two weeks to heal unless treated immediately
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