We all know it's true
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
We all know it's true
>>702610458
Basically.
>>702610458
where did all the good people go i don't know how long i can take shit posting on 4chan for
I am still 2005. It is midnight right now and I alone in a dark room just scrolling through /b/, interupting and fucking up porn threads.
>>702610458
I've been here since 2007 and /b/ was always shit. No one here is "one of the cool guys".
Come to 9gag.come! It's top lewl!
>>702610458
It would be more accurate if everyone in the 2016 photo were traps.
I'm browsing drunk and trolling waifu threads anon
>>702610952
i don't want to top lewl! i just want to discuss random topics with people who never go outside
>>702610907
Yes it was always shit. But look at it now. No OC at all. No one remembers all the good memes. /b/ is dead
>>702610458
yeah, we've come a long way. goodnight mate
>>702610458
incorrect.
Who the fuck sits around a computer like that
>>702611133
Fuck, tfw you can't even fuck with people properly.
>>702610458
2016 should just be the gays,the gays run this post more and have given this board the cancer
>>702610458
so fucking true
>>702611357
Real bosses
>>702611133
>>/r9k/
>>702611100
>>702611133
>>702611211
chekum bitches
Yup. I Don't even give a duck anymore. These kids will post the very rare gem once in a blue moon, though.
>>702611440
they're all complaining about women all the time there
>>702611557
>acts like he's above newer people
>is a cancerous mobile poster
>>702610801
Nice try faggot. 2005 /b/tards knew how to use basic grammar.
>>702610458
I havent changed from the time i came here...still the same loser.
>>702611955
i know how to use it but choose not to and i came here in 2008
Once in a while a thread like this pops up and I love all of you crazy faggot niggers
>>702610861
True badass
>>702611133
I go outside. Fuck your dubs nigger
>>702612230
That's one sign of oldfags, the love for other anons. Most of the new people have only two attitudes: edgy and dumb.
>>702612430
you're killing /b with all this going outside shit
>>702612503
I lobe you
>>702612503
I love you anon
I wasnt here in 2005 but 2016 looks accurate
>>702612575
How
>>702612503
Lov you anon
>>702610458
If you say shit like this you clearly never went on 4chan back in the day
>>702612503
<3 you
>>702612503
Anon I love you,
>>702612670
i dunno it was a joke lol
>>702611902
Like I give a duck where I'm posting from. Did I not say newer folks post good shit once in a while? Relax home bro.
Abandon thread - the cancer army is here
>>702612503
I feel love for you
someone give me the redpill on who this moot guy was?
he was a famous mod or something, right?
>>702611440
/r9k/ feels like an offshoot of some weird Reddit category. Everyone in there is cuck as fuck
>>702612503
I love you
>>702612503
Lov you
/b/ was never good
>>702612579
>>702612631
>>702612716
>>702612797
>>702612863
>>702612916
>>702612975
>>702613024
I have a special place in my heart for all you too.
>>702612503
Lov U anon
Very muchõ
>>702610861
midnight for me too. I'll help fuck up those threads, if you want.
>>702613182
Hey
>>702612503
I dont love you
I dont even know you
>>702613269
I love you
let them come...let them all come here.
>>702612661
Is that your waifu, you loser?
>>702613397
Refugees
>>702613415
Whats a waifu
>>702612503
i hat u fagit
>pic relate is me ill fite u fagit
>>702612503
I love you
>>702613269
>not loving the other good anons
fuck's wrong with you?
>>702611357
/b/ never had a way
>>702613529
You look badass but don't be rude to me or my son ever again
>>702610458
Hi friends can soneone pm me some memes to get me started on 4chan? Some "rare pepes" would be nice :)
>>702613573
Cute kitter
>>702613666
What's your 4channel username? We can trade if you want *memes hilariously*
>>702613269
I'm just the same as everyone here. We share the same flaws and strengths. And I do love you.
>>702613631
hi, I'm rapper/model little dickey
ill fite u and ur condom son fagit
>>702613799
You better delete that. I'm calling the police right now!
Sent from my android
>>702613681
These threads are proof 4chan is shit. The same people these threads complain about are the ones making these threads.
The site just got more popular, and as a result contains the interests of the majority.
>>702610458
That's fucking /b.
Most other boards are completely fine, but /b became mainstream and full of trolling retards.
>>702613799
I'll will find you and kill you.
>>702614035
>>702610458
accurate as fuck
4chan, /b/ in particular, has been referenced to as a "cliché" for "the edgyness", and "underground beta community", in the media. It has been "advertised", and the percentage of "normies" is at the highest level. Been around since 2009, and really don't know why I'm still here. Despite "it all", I suppose I still like it's semi-unregulated nature. It will never go back to it's true underground, risky, scary self. The damage is done. One only way is for "someone" to start something new.
>>702614035
Very cutE
We need more kitters
>>702614117
>>702614067
>>702610801
prison and body bags
>>702614159
It was pretty much dead in 09
>>702610458
Like we all know this thread is full of new
>>702613990
>>702614097
sto harassing me pls
i just reported this, have fun in the pokey, faggot
Everyone and their mothers uses 4chan and it's been like that for years.
>>702614159
We can't copy /b/ that will not work it would be pretty boring to have a 1:1 copy & it won't be the same
>>702610458
I neither drank nor smoked in 2005.
>>702610458
I don't get why the crotch of the far right guy with the football looks like that?!
What is the yellowish part? His shorts? But why are they so small and thy does it look like a 5 year old grl with spread legs?
>>702614285
I guess I was watching the body decompose.
>>702614292
who is this guy?
>>702612503
Lub
>>702614367
Most toddlers don't.
>>702610458
in the good ol days haha
>>702614435
Michael Jordan
>>702614348
yeah, I know. /b/2.0...nope.
What's the equivalent of 4chan in 2005 now?
>>702614388
Yeah probably. Don't get me wrong, I only started to come here in 07 and it was already dying
i just reported every newfag in this thread, have fun in the pokey, newfaggots
>>702614462
I still don't smoke or drink, if you need me i'll be at /fit/
>>702614551
>>702614519
>>702612786
bullshit. there was OC out the ass in the old days. that year that weed thread were big was cool. and before that with the spongebabs and shit. it was funny, it was drunk.
i rarely come here nowadays, and it's way shittier. creative people don't come here anymore, there are better outlets, and shit. us ~30 year olds did everything you can do with silly 512*512 images.
let me find my old laptop.....
>>702614551
Nothing yet
>>702614551
le masterchon
xd rawr ;)
>>702614551
9gag
>>702614610
Good, fuck off back too your closet homosexual containment board.
i just reported this, have fun in the pokey, faggot
>>702610801
eight chan
>>702612503
Much luv anon
Yeah we had lots of OC. A lot of shit, yes, but lots of OC. Where is it now?
>>702614633
Can you post something you did please I want to see it
>>702614633
dubs of wisdom
remember. even you were a newfag once.
How about making OC instead of just complaining? Shut the fuck up and do something to stop the cancer.
>>702611211
>No OC at all
Of course not, good OC took a nosedive when other sites started monetizing it like Icanhazcheeseburger. Now it's just purposely shitty memes and :OC"
Everything fresh, innovative, and new eventually gets old.
>>702614629
epic meme bro, what's that from?
>>702614917
i just reported this, have fun in the pokey, faggot
>>702614917
You're the problem
>>702614917
There is no cure
>>702614824
I wish I could, I've lost some good shit over the years by being too lazy to go through hard drives before trashing them.
>>702614804
saghe
There were A LOT more mods banning shit "back in the day".
>>702614893
>>702615090
Can you make new pictures please and share them with us
>>702614368
Can someone explain this to me?
>>702612503
I'm tired. But your view - I think it's right. After all this time, this hollow empathy that we might call love, simpathy, to other unknown persons.. is one of the last if not the least left.
>>702615128
All fields nigger.
Some of us just got older.
2006 I was a teenager with all the autistic rage toward world, love for any shock material and whatever disgusting crap /b/ was able to throw.
2016 I'm a tired corporat with social life who's doing pretty well who checks /b/ on his cellphone while shitting.
That sums up the difference.
>>702614917
>Implying it can be stopped
The cancer has, was, and always will, reside in this board. Oldfags be like "4chan is ruined by all this newfaggotry" yet ten years ago there was the same group of faggots saying the exact same shit.
It's called getting old.
>>702615238
Not possible any more
The new "anonymous" are retarded kids on youtube asking in the comment section of videos from the "official" channel of "anonymous" "how can i hack lol? XD" is anonymoose SJW now?
>implying /b/ was ever good
>implying you can judge 4chan as a whole simply by the supposed quality of its users
>implying this isn't the way it's supposed to be and you know better
>>702615202
so cute
>>702615220
Its someones arm
>>702615220
sure. you're gay.
>>702615163
I'll install gimp and see what i can do just for you. it'll be shit, i mean, most of it was always shit, but that's just the nature of it.
>>702610907
2007 here as well and the "/b/ was never good" meme is fucking bullshit. Old /b/ was fucking awesome.
>>702610458
Why does the one guy on the right have a football for a gf when all the other guys have gfs for gfs.
Why is he happy anyway?
Wonomp
>>702610907
Lol
>been here since 2007
>/b/ was always shit
Gtfo, newfag, and stfu
>>702615265
>who checks /b/ on his cellphone while shitting
>>702615220
WOW. SHIT. lol
>>702615514
This
OC
>>702615265
This
>>702615418
No
>>702615440
Just explains why I looked at his crotch, not why it looks like that
>>702610801
>where did all the good people go
To other chans or back into real society where they can actually improve there lives
all I know is that millhouse it's now a meme.
>>702614551
U18ch an
>>702615713
i've tried other chans a bit but theyre always so dead
>>702614302
Story?
>>702615514
This
>>702615796
milhouse will never be a meme
>>702615598
What's wrong mate?
I'm shittin' right now.
That's how much 4chin matters.
>>702615220
Dudes wearing yellow shorts and his left knee is in the way.
>>702615220
Actually, the guy is wearing yellow shorts and that's his knee on the right side.
>>702615886
dead woman. the end.
>>702612886
>Give a duck
>Home bro
please just die already
>>702610861
Yah same
>>702615990
yeah, I can see your turds are landing in this thread.
>>702615598
Literary everyone who uses /b/ has done or does that.
>>702611211
Yah all the newfags are ruining /b/ evensome oldfags are
If this post is dubs, Milhouse is a meme.
>>702616157
Never knew that my turds can type.
>>702616258
Shit
I'm here only for 4 years now, and even I have enough.
It turned worse and worse in the last years.
Every time I come here (which happens only a few times per month now)
>3 Trap threads
>2 YLYL threads
>1 South Cal Nudes thread
>2 waifu claim threads
>7 dubs threads (without actual dubs)
>3 general nude threads
>1 obligatory rekt thread
>another 4 threads "NO YLYL? YLYL!"
I really miss the "roll 52 and I do ..." threads. Or Greentext threads... I really miss greentext threads. Guess it isn't really possible without IDs. You never know if someone is a faker or if it actually is OP
>>702616205
your argument's really convincing, though it has flaws due to you being a spider.
>>702610458
YEP, THIS PLACE HAS TURNED INTO A SHITHOLE!!!FACT!!!
>>702615598
I don't think I've taken a shit without browsing 4chan since I bought my first smartphone. And I shit at least five times a day.
>>702615514
Anybody who says "/b/ was never good" weren't even here back then. This place used to be great.
hello fellow oldfags
>>702616299
Old /b/ didn't have ID either
Shitposters literally - UNITE
>>702616205
Stop lying, spiderfag.
>>702616201
fuck you and your phone. i'm a faithful stallmanist, and even if i wasnt, any oldfag who wasn't a dipshit wouldn't fall for any of your retarded, overpriced, facebook rectangles with tiny screens and tiny keyboards
>which happens only a few times per month now
means: once per day.
>>702610458
the jewish version
gtfo
>>702616404
Exactly, they think it makes them look cool to say it. They're the same abortions who say "too soon" when perfection girl is posted.
>>702616349
>>702610458
same fagging
ROW ROW FIGHT DA POWAH
>>702616299
i'm closing in on a decade here
8.5 years roughly
project chanology was the nail in the coffin. now i just come here to shitpost
>>702612939this is legitimate or really good bait
2006: baww, raids, dox, oc
2016: feels, nypa, waifu faggotry, ylyl same pictures every day
>>702610458
>>702616465
And I'm working in IT in actual linux-oriented project. In a company which actually commits code for kernel.
And you know what.. smartphones are spying shit but I can read this while shitting.
>>702616550
> abortions
>>702616626
every time
That's true for 4chan
This is true for /b/
>>702616299
Really upset I never frequented the site when I was shitter underager. I knew of it (2004~)but decided not to visit, despite going to some rank places of the Internet.
Official newfag here only started regularly visiting late 2014 early 2015. Don't see much here besides porn.
>without ID's
Were ID'd used back then on /b/?
>>702616626
Sauce plox
>>702615514
In 08 it was awesome. Creative users that thought for themselves.
>>702614068
Yee
>>702616626
>tfw this is true to everyone who has posted here.
>>702616796
Haha. Snacks :(
>>702616814
the true face of /b/ had no IDs
just amazing EFG threads and general fuckery
nothing was serious, EVERYTHING we did was ironic
then it became cool to be ironic
that plus the recent media attention made everyone cling to the counterculture that we created
now 4chan is bigger than any of us ever anticipated, and a shadow of its former self.
>>702616814
>Were ID'd used back then on /b/?
Only briefly after everything was already shit
>>702616814
we had ID until some faggot hacked his ID to say heaven and started shitting up all the threads
>>702616420
Well, like I said I am here for 4 years,and they were there ever since I started.
>>702616814
>Were ID'd used back then on /b/?
For some years. One ID per poster per thread.
So when OP started a greentext with "cont" at the end you knew that it was him who atually continued the story and not a 13 year old troll.
>>702616859
not for the newfags that have seen a couple of reckt threads and now they are all edgy and shit.
>>702614068
From 2007 until like a year ago, maybe two at most, I never went to any of the other boards.
>>702612503
love seems strong... i like you fine lets keep it there
>>702616985
I miss the days when it wasnt shit posting if it was ironic
>>702617087
Are you defending ID cancer you worthless piece of shit? If you like ID's, Reddit uses them. Faggot.
>>702615163
while gimps installing:
http://redlegion.org/2012/04/23/Stoner-comic-dump/
>>702617036
could be potato, but I think they were, then weren't, then were, (in color), then weren't.
>>702617217
Don't mind the tripfag
Heiii guiiis.
Im a town memer.
Pls gibe me some old maymays so I can show them in school/at work.
Xoxoxoxo
Eightchan is alright but the website runs like a crippled old woman trying to scale mount Everest backwards will pulling 300 tons of neck beard behind her. Also like five people use the site so enjoy never getting responses. I miss the old /b/. It was still fucking garbage but it had fucking variety. Now it's just wave of repetitive shit after wave of repetitive shit. And now I can view it on the go and since I don't have a life I'm always on here like now I'm taking a shit. What the fuck happened.. I mean was the fappening where we fell? Then we had restrictions thrown at us even harder. Ugh I hope someone changes /b/ back to the variety garbage that it was. I pray to mootykins but he does not answer. Why hath our father abandoned us.
>>702617241
Yea also sage was heaven
>>702617217
IDs were a lot better than the tripfags
Only the "roll for IDs" threads sucked
>>702617237
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0n-Id_xi2z8
>>702617335
>>702616817
dumping
>>702616985
Sounds like I would've liked the joint. I was only ever ironic. Plus all that cp and OC gore would've been cool
Im new to 4chan but I can see what it was and appreciate that despite everything now being so recycled.
It doesn't matter when you came to 4chan as long as you were internet savvy before 2005 then you know you saw some shit
>>702616817
>>702617217
Reddit uses Usernames. Whats so bad about One ID per Thread? You just know that OP is OP and the guy who's said "I like traps " still likes traps in the next post he makes.
It's not like Everyone knows your name . You just have random numbers for the brief moment of the thread. ->Less Trolling, less cancer
all this nostalgia got me mad
>>702617467
Cp?
Eh. Mods weren't sleeping in 2008.
Ah, the good ol' days...
>>702617484
>>702617443
Thanks anon
>>702617660
>>702617495
You're not supposed to know those things. 100% anonymity. Are you actually trying to have me believe you never samefag?
The kind of pages im seeing on facebook these days are on par with most /b/ threads. They're apparently socially acceptable. This world is going down the shitter.
>>702614302
if you're still 2005, those asian girls aren't just young "looking"
>>702617623
>Ah, the good ol' days..
>webm
>>702617689
/b/ was never good but it was fucking funny at one point. That was pre media exposure.
>>702617358
welp, that site has over 10,000 boards, lower volume. heard it is shutting down. ?
>>702617764
>>702616718
lol fair enough, i exonerate you anon
>>702617623
>Bah.webm
Average Bernie Sanders Supporter
>>702617719
You are still anonym when random numbers are generated when you post in a thread. Sure Guy 1 knows that guy 2 said earlier (in the thread) that he killed his mother, but when you kill your mother I believe that is the reason that you are in the thread, and no one can claim "OP here, I killed my guinea pig and hamster too, rofl"
>>702617811
Great times>>702616626
>>702617761
It goes without saying that it didn't use to be a webm, you douchey little faggot!
Neither did this!!!
>>702617791
Who fucking knows that shit will probably gut shit down but then started again. The most authentic think from 2005 that the website has is how fucking slow it is. Just fast enough to keep you there but just slow enough to make you want to fucking die.
>>702615583
Wow, now that's edgy
>>702618032
aww...
you mad fot the first time?
This is the best thread I have seen in a long time and I feel a bit better now actually. Thanks
>>702618032
One maniac one ice pick right? The sadest part is that I guessed instantly and I know I'm right.
>>702618004
Place was filled with good advice even at 3 am
>>702613799
Hey Lil Dicky - going to work on your next music Video as your producer has hired me on for it :]
So 4chan quit sitting at home drinking smoking and fapping and got friends
>>702617991
Like I said, not supposed to know that. But I don't know why I'm bitching I guess, they're only on /pol/ now and I only go there occasionally to shitpost and troll the alt right fedora tippers.
>>702618397
great advice, even
More oldfags need to post more and stop lurking
Get in your folders boys we need to educate the newsies
>>702614893
This just fuckin got me.
I swear, I'd almost completely forgotten how much fun I used to have here. I found Dramatica in 2007 and started frequenting /b/ and gosh was I a fuckin newfag. I had that internalized for years. I remember looking down on gaiafags, though. But I never actually thought that I'd feel like an oldfag
But now, I've been here for 9/13 years - there were more and more groups of newer and newer fags that I despised. For a while (a dark period), I left in disgust to reddit, and cared about fake internet points. I was still new, and reddit wasn't QUITE what it is today. I left after about a year or two, and I've been coming here regularly in disgust ever since. Every now and then there's some good shit with good people that makes me laugh, and I appreciate it, but it hasn't felt the same. I've kind of felt an outsider, even - I rarely do moar than lurk. Looking in at the 'community' as it had become, as someone else said, an ever-rotting corpse.
This thread made me happy
Pic not related; doctor's orders
>>702616299
I'm pretty much in the same boat as you anon. Over 4 years and there really has been a major decline in content. It's just trap threads and nudes now. Katawa shoujo tier thread spam all over again.
>>702618228
Posting pictures of Carl Sagan doesn't make you smart
Hoo boy, I sure do miss all the crigeworthy mid 2000s memes and demotivators and lolcats.
The edgy outsider depicted in 2005 exists in that state regardless of what year it is or how many normal, functioning members of society browse 4chan.
If you're looking for weirdos just head over to obscure fringe chans to replicate that feeling of talking to the same 100 people about some trash anime.
>>702614551
tumblr master race
>>702618357
Yes. Now try this one!
>>702618553
This post made me smile, thanks for the burst of 2008. Shit, WHen I leave I always come back...I'm still here right?
>>702618788
>>702618553
i showed up around late 2007
i share the same sentiment, but reddit's pretty good because there's some subs that don't suck complete dick
it's just more like a forum than old /b/ to me
>>702616626
I have this comic saved and it's the last that remains of my old /b/ folder. I haven't needed it since I never post. But I think I'm going to change that because I think it's up to us to start contributing actual content
Don't believe in yourself, believe in the me that believes in himself who himself believes in you - it doesn't have to be over
It'll just be different
>>702618553
I wish I could've experienced the unparalleled garbage /b/ was in the old days. I'm sad to be cancer, but everyone has to start somewhere. I'm glad I saw this post, for more inspiration on soldiering forward.
>>702618536
>>702618536
haven't been here that long
>>702618511
>not supposed to know that
But when you have a conversation its helpful. I can't say how many times I wrote "i'm the guy who said (...) earlier" or "OP here" .
I don't even know noe, if you are the guy who I talked to 10 minutes ago or if he already dropped dead.
>>702618536
Like this?
>>702619007
BURN THAT LITTLE IDOL OF TOXIC MASCULINITY
BURN IT
IT IS TAINTED
>>702618906
You mother fucker, I wish I could share the rest of the shitty vodka with you.
>>702618899
Can you not mention reddit, this is a pretty good thread don't ruin it
>>702618774
Four Women, Including La Guera Loca Decapitated and Dismembered by Los Zetas, am I right?
>>702619089
I like that. The complete lack of identity, even one that only lasts for the duration of a thread, is part of what has always made communication on here so fascinating.
>>702619197
>>702618643
posting that picture makes you a traitor to the fucking queen and scum of the earth, though.
>>702617397
this gonna take a while. i gotta find dicks where i can make the background transparent and all that shit now
anyone remember this one?
>>702616626
>>702617443
>>702617484
>>702617660
>>702617689
>>702617764
>>702617811
Thank you anon. Shit like this keeps me on /b/ even with all the cancer there's gold amongst it
>>702618536
K
>>702618906
I'll try to contriboot as much as I can for the future. Good luck, /b/rother.
>>702618643
keep raging
>>702619359
Haha sure do. I miss EFG so much it hurts
>>702619007
That is definitely a retro he-man, you queer
>>702619402
Oh, the funny papa or ufo guy!
>>702618504
At least for me, yup
I like to think it's bittersweet
>>702619411
godspeed fella
Someone archive this thread
PUDDI PUDDI
>>702615796
thrillhouse
http://ytmndgameboy.ytmnd.com/
>>702619279
Yeah, people felt sorry for those bitches and then they learned they cut of men's faces
Now suck this!!!
>>702619304
yep, got to some asians and started fapping. maybe tmrw anon.
>>702619402
the second one
>>702618536
I was in that thread. Sup anon
>>702619648
its you?
>>702619964
ah,
I loved watching post cards fall all over the sidewalk.
this shit is bringing me back
This thread will be dead soon. I just wanted to say thank you
>>702618536
There's nothing left for me here but lurking. In the past 7 years I've only made probably that many posts on /b/. I cant even remember half the shit from back in 2004 except all the stupid fucking shitty memes we used to post like seriouspuff and snacks shit. I guess it's not about what was posted but the time spent and how it was spent.
I remember sitting on MSN and later windows live messenger groups from /b/ spamming custom emotes and calling eachother faggot. All those fucking camwhores good lord, and all the suicide fags.
>>702619981
gay
>>702619833
Fug man I dunno. Ive seen this before but there are so many fucking decapitation videos out there you win i guess.
>>702620532
Haha remember sweeteva?
>>702620444
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>>702620692
Honestly I'd probably remember if my memory was jostled. That word seems vaguely familiar but my brains overloaded with all the bullshit I've seen over the years, it's all blurred into one massive fucking mess of posts and memes.
>>702620555
Yeah, I don't know what it is either. But I do appreciate the colorful gore...
SALUTE
