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>>702462002
Katten!!
Ever had butt holes kiss,
>>702461759
Twiiiiiiiiinks.
>>702462103
He pregnant?
>>702461846
>>702462131
many a time i have had it yas.
>>702461787
It's hard to explain. They're not really clingy but it's like they think sex has some deep meaning to it or something inane like that. They're older guys if that makes a difference.
I'd much rather the TV or Netflix be on because it gives a much more casual and inviting atmosphere.
That said, it's different in a 'dungeon' type scenario--in which case I'd be more than fine without a TV or whatever.
>>702462165
No. No twinks. I feel like I could just pick them up and throw them out a window.
Preferably a shy nerdy chubby dude, is all. I should probably wear a gaming shirt to the bar to start up some conversations.
>>702462288
How the fuk do you kiss a hole
I mean it's empty space nammit
BARA PLS GO
>>702462292
I must say I'm a little confused but sometimes you just don't work well with people. You move on from them. Sex and emotional connection take on different meanings as you get older. I'd say just stick with young spry guys who just want to fuck. Lots of meaningless sex to be had in this world.
>>702462544
Namesync, I am getting real tired of your shit
>>702461734
You're lost friend. You must be looking for the >>>/trash/
>>702462544
bend over and i will show you fagot
>>702462342
There's a lot of shy, nerdy, chubby guys on >>>/pol/.
>>702462627
its becuase youre swede and not best american land
>>702461734
>>>/trash/
>>702461734
Take it to the >>>/trash/ plox
>>702462738
Okay then~
>>702462588
Again, I don't have the luxury of much choice being in a small town. Also, I'm not even vaguely into twinks or effeminate fags so 'young' is totally off the table. Almost no masculine, young, gay men exist tbh.
>>702456519
omg thank you for posting this
>>702462288
No I mean yo butt hole kiss another butt hole
Not talking about tongue punching a fart box
>>702462738
Me next?
>>702462902
It's true famalam.
Hunnibuns, stop trying to pimp me out to Seppo.
>>702462968
i can hear the fucking drunk white trash screaming outside. fucking losers ajjajajajajajaja
sup?
>>702463055
The one type of men that seeks the other type of men always thinks there's some kind of shortage. It's always some kind of story. You are your only limiting factor in this. Spread your wild oats. Stay happy.
>chubby nerdy guy with glasses
>>702463236
No
>Going to Philly tomorrow
Also evening all.
>>702461734
Remind me, whats his age again?
>>702463197
that sounds hard and i never done that but i made peepees kiss before
>>702463197
>>702463197
i can serve both at once bb
>>702463236
You gotta' be earning those phat stacks for pimp daddy hunnibuns.
>>702463295
FUCKING SAVED. Christ, how adorable.
>>702463236
Eyebrow wiggle.
>>702463225
I'm talking about in terms of Orange County, where I live.
>with big feminine asses and effeminite soft hair
>>702463391
No I yet
Sweet!
>>702463244
I'm eating popcorn kernels and all I hear is mom's snoring
I think it's snoring at least
>>702463133
Here how about the full version of that picture?
>>702463546
im confus. has you made the booty kiss before? how you make bumbum kiss?
>>702463585
y u eat the kernals? you dork butt
so soft hearted that they would neve do anything to make you cry and would cry if they found out they did
>>702463473
I don't remember if you're even my type.
>>702463283
Don't care; no fem fags, no twinks.
>>702463602
thanks dad
you always help when i lose somehing you help me find oit
>>702463669
How bout I kiss your butt with my peepee ;p
>>702463840
awww
best I can do for a good boy
>>702463473
I'm sure there's guys on /pol/ from OC.
Also:
>living in OC
>ever
>>702463711
I'm probably not.
>>702463947
Wasn't by choice, mate. I'm moving away from here soon enough.
>>702463929
do iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
>>702463973
hoi
>>702461596
do you think you can be all right too? maybe being all right is genetic.
>>702461612
it was not great, but they were nice people.
>>702461647
forced to smile the whole time.
i think im gonna get one off amazon, i spent a few hours looking yesterday.
>>702464047
You can come be my houseboy if you want.
>>702464181
Stop. Trying. So. Hard.
>>702464066
I'm going in!
>>702464047
Where are you going seppo-kun?
You never took me to the SD zoo
>>702464307
FLASH BANG THROUGH THE DOOR
>Someone wanting a chub
For what purpose?
>>702464153
Who says you need to smile?
Whatever works.
You will probably get it faster than the BOOK I ordered two weeks ago and has yet to COME!!!!!!!!!!
>>702463473
you
would fucking
LOVE Bravo
that's his schtick
>>702464256
It'll be great fun. You'll even get some head pats when you do a good job on your chores.
>>702463786
MEOW.
>>702463973
Nope, like the twinks.
>>702464458
well if i dont i look like a horrid angry fucker and that would be bad
i've yet to come, maybe you can fix that
>>702464489
mewmemwemwm
sup
Am I gay.
I can't breath through my nose and it's terrible. Someone help
>>702464358
IT'S GETTING TOO REAL.
>>702464472
Would I?
>>702464488
Just give me money like a normal person, you fucker.
>>702464489
CHUBBY GUYS.
>>702464489
i like thie from a design perscpective
should be an album cover
>>702464437
Bring the peppee spray!
>>702464532
Pretty sure you would look fine if you do not actively try to look horribly angry.
Besides unless you are the center of attention it does not what expression you are wearing.
M-maybe you could let Z take care of that one.
>>702464655
fucking faggot
>>702464662
breath meth
>>702464676
oh i will
>>702464668
Aww, cute. Okay, I can give you an allowance too.
>>702464662
neti pot?
are you guys on ambien like i am
im feeling odd, feeling strange feeling connected
>>702464701
>>702464793
these are cute.
>>702464768
Yaas!
>>702464924
what you talking about nig nog
>>702464628
Watching Scary Movie 2.
>>702464655
Yes.
>>702464662
No.
>>702464668
Hunnibuns is a twink. You should see his butt.
>>702465062
whats hapening?
>>702464727
they looked at me and asked me questions at one point
he probably will~
>>702465119
I'm sure it's a fine butt.
>>702464768
I don't think breathing meth is possible.
>>702464899
I've heard people died from that before. It's scary.
>>702464924
No we're just on coffee for the most part.
>>702465119
I'd help you
>>702465140
Truly torturous indeed.
At least you made it out alive.
What kind of questions?
Wew.
>>702465278
yeas it is you silly silly goose
>>702465323
"what do you do"
"why are you here"
>>702464662
smoke more cigarettes I hear that helps maybe
>>702465491
"how many dicks can you take"
>>702465127
The sun is rising is what's happening
>>702465491
why WERE you there dom
they had a right to know
>>702465686
fuck that giant yellow asshole in the sky
>>702465491
Were you able to engage in interesting conversation at least?
>>702464668
yes seppy
>>702465392
I don't do drugs anyway.
>>702465542
I don't smoke either.
>>702465533
this is a nice image
>>702465231
Its a nice plump one.
>>702465278
No you wouldn't.
>>702466012
you should fucking start then
>>702465757
Ohyes fuck it all right, fuck it lovingly! Give it all your luuuuv!
>>702465966
>>702466072
>>702466012
never too late to start!
>>702466117
no fuck it with hate
HATE
FUCKING FUCK IT WITH AL THE HATE YOU SOUL HAS TO OFFER.
>>702466269
need a spanking?
>>702466145
you dont??;_;
>>702461734
Kill yourself mentally ill faggot
>>702465542
It does.
>>702466108
I don't like them really.
>>702466072
Sure I would.
>>702466286
I like my lungs though.
>>702466440
Stop that.
>>702466454
What?
>>702466658
jamssssss
>>702466675
tough titties
>>702466427
You know what you're right, fuck it. Making the screen all hard to see, who does it think it is! Thank god for rolling curtains
>>702466860
Katten.
>>702466799
your redpanda picture made me think youndon't approve of thatpicture
one that i posted for you
I pass out
Night night
>>702466675
you must learn to let them go, in order to be the coolest kid in school
>>702467028
I approve of any chubby red pandas, sir.
>>702466924
thank god for the dark lord blotting out the sun
>>702466947
jamstamos
>>702467059
nininininniinv <3
>>702466799
Hiya daddy!
>>702467184
Nuuu D:
>>702467184
Katten.
>>702466860
I think it's fine though.
>>702467092
But I don't even go to school anymore
>>702467324
yas.
>>702467372
jam on toast
>>702467435
no...no it is not
>>702467435
degenerate dropout!
>>702467435
gosh fine
>>702466675
Yukis no love Snarfs.
>>702467059
Goodnight, hun.
>>702467535
Katten.
>>702467535
B-b-but swimming... blue skies... picknicks... ;_;
>>702467535
Why?
>>702467608
You can be cool if you hang out with me you know.
>>702467629
Nawwwwh
>>702467630
jamster ball
>>702467826
fuck blue skies. picknics in the dark. swimming is gay.
>>702467889
because you should do meth, what is so hard about this
>>702467889
I was unaware. I'll give it a try sometime.
>>702468128
Katten.
>>702468128
I don't want to do meth that sounds like I'll become a druggy and be sick always.
>>702468150
The sooner the better. You're missing out on cool points already by not knowing that
>>702468332
jam
i dont know what else is like jam mixed with words
>>702467889
Its a fact. Yukis no love Snarfs.
>>702468128
But swimming when the sun is shining is so lovely! That's the paradise I'll go to when I die, swimming in an endless tarn with floating little forest islands and blinding sunlight
>>702468510
no you will be full of energy and like super strength and stuff so you should do meth you should do meth
>>702468588
Jamboree?
>>702468697
I already am full of energy and stuff. You should know that.
>>702468662
I'm sorry
>>702468672
sun is gay i dont like it fuc sun
>>702468732
sheeeeeeeeeeet
i am dumb nigger with no vocabulary
>>702468885
i do knot knwo that. you need more though. drink meth
>>702469016
Probably.
>>702469016
Dude you really do sound hangover as fuck, and I'm not saying that cause you don't like sun :P
>>702469112
is no probably is yes
>>702469226
dude what
>>702469361
You said you've been drinking liquoir right?
Everyone in this thread is on something and it's weirding me out
>>702468150
>>702469243
Well alright then.
>>702469489
I honestly have no idea what the fuck is going on
>>702469489
I'm just really high off a nice bong rip is all
nothing strange
>>702469447
i dont know what youre talking about though duder im confuse
>>702469545
sup though
>>702469732
I'll go get the wheel barrow
>>702469753
Listening to Art Bell talk about cryptids.
Irresponsible~
>>702469950
who that
>>702469513
cute
>>702470044
He's the original host of Coast to Coast am. It's a show about the paranormal.
>>702470044
Kitty, make Yukis love Snarfs.
>>702470226
kick arse!
>>702470300
kkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
lick my dick snarf.
>>702470382
Right? I'm not too fond of his alien/UFO shows, but when he talks about crytpids, ghosties/ghoulies, and demons it's pretty interesting.
>>702470588
spoopy ghost stuff is more interesting than aliens yeah
>>702470723
Spooky? I don't know if I'd be spooked by a spookster, but then again, I've never encountered a spookster in any of the supposedly haunted places I've explored.
>>702470537
Only if hunnibuns says okay.
>>702470861
i have been spoo[ed by a spoopy thing before
>>702471070
Maybe it was just your brain playing tricks on you.
>>702471186
or its was evil things in my house that make me spooped
>>702471186
It's not always that.
