Waifu claiming thread.
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>>702445828
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
>>702451455
It me
Claim
Akiko
C-M'D
Miho claimed
Yuuko <3
One attempt.
Trips for lewds.
>>702451362
I've missed a couple of threads because i forgot to check them for a while, and they had some different stuff
>>702451362
Warhammer is super fun!
>Especially with good friends
>and hammered.
I mostly play the game version because its less expensive, and I can play with Penny who lives a state away, but its loads of fun. Though it can cost around $400 depending on where you get your gear, the size of your army, and your race.
Hello friends
>no life
>Juvia claimed
>lewds?
>>702451362
Dark Heresy is a different style altogether, and is harder to understand and get into.
Most of what happens in Pathfinder is up to the DM creating a world that we inhabit. We just blunder along, fuck things up and get our asses out intact.
>escaping the sub the DM expected at least 3 kills
>we all got out alive
Claimu
>>702451555
>>702451600
I'm leaving now sorry.
Good luck fixing everything.
>>702450989
>does lewd things with the nui
QOTT: How do you live with the pain of knowing you will never feel your waifu?
>stellar claim
huh, it seems Pacific Rim is getting a sequal
or a prequal?
I'd love to see some of the older badass robits
like that japanese one
>>702450431 #
Aw :(
I forgot
>>702450863 #
WHAT
>>702450202 #
Oh kek
>>702451671
she a cute
>>702451768
I fuck people who cosplay as my waifu
>>702451424
I'm actually drinking bleach right now :(
>>702451768
By touching myself.
Xenovia claimeroni
>>702451720
Goodnight <3
Claiming pepper chan.
>>702451768
If i get a daki, it's close enough. Still wanting (you)s?
>>702451775
Lil ship
>>702451782
Same
>>702451671
Dumb nigger
>>702451832
AWWWW YISS
>>702451832
Nice lewds.
>>702451823
Yeah its fun, K is a masterful fighter in Tekken though, plus she wanted to try some new stuff.
>>702451768
My solace is that I can kiss her in game and see her every day.
>>702451642
Ah, so it probably is just me only occasionally taking a peek then.
>>702451646
>Friends and hammered
Well of course, it wouldn't be the same otherwise!
And damn, $400 eh? That is quite the start up. Might wait till I'm moved out to do that then. If I do, I'll probably test the waters, then just go all out if I like it.
>>702451678
I remember that story. Weren't they flipping their shit at that?
>>Gardevoir
I forgot to ask, what server are you on...?
>>702451424
RIP Akikikokoko
>>702451427
I AM NOT!
>>702451727
But that's heresy!
Saber claim
>>702451775
Destroyer
>>702451768
>>702451861
This
Sarisa claimed
>>702451775
Amatsu!
How are you? Taking a break from all that Overwatch?
Maya claimed.
>>702451832
eYAHHHHHAhhahhhhh
>>702452152
Probably
How is your going, senpai?
>>702451642
>>702451775
>>702452152
A gaggle of cutes
>>702452152
It surprised the hell out of them. And made for this next session to be a massive cliffhanger start.
>Im probably the most fucked
>>702452152
Yeah, paint and models cost a bit.
By the way, never get pressured into playing as one of the main chapters for your race, custom paint those bitches however you want and make up your OWN chapter.
>If you want that is.
If not stick to a main chapter, there are cheaper models if you want something like, say "UltraMarines." (Ultrafaggots more like)
>>702451678
Dark Heresy is some fun shit.
>>702451455
Kys go to /a/
>>702452204
sieg heil!
I watched a few animes and I hate them all.
Mileena best waifu.
>>702452204
No shes Mine
>>702452184
Not if its canon
Remember ryuko kisses nui?
>>702452414
They don't like /waifu/ threads either.
>>702451854
I heard and see a waifu drinking
Frankly that's triggering the alcoholic in me
>>702451963
Lil' smug
>>702452220
That's Star Destroyer for you, King of Heresy
>>702452249
Sorrysa~
I'm actually done for tonight, or so I think
What about you, up to much?
>>702452308
Why thank you, person I never spoke to
>I think
What might be your name?
>>702451455
SHE'S MINE
>>702452403
The hard part is the character sheet. So very different to what Im used to.
>>702451853
>>70245186
kek
>>702451963
This time it was actually a honest question
Recently I have been pretty sad thinking about how i will never get to actually feel sachi ever.
I know its pretty autistic but it really makes me sad
>>702452414
/a/ doesn't like us
not all waifus are from anime/manga
>>702452492
It's not canon to the lore, faggot
>>702452204
Mien Kampf
>>702452414
They really don't have to
Learn to filter
>>702452414
No.
>>702452445
Congratulations, not all anime is the same.
>>702452445
stop watching dubs then and check these dubs
still here
>>702452652
I don't know Japanese, nigger. I watch them with Japan voice + America subtitles which I assume are correct
>>702452492
But it's still heresy!
>>702452636
What a waste.
>>702452118
Has she played killer instinct yet?
>>702452181
<3
>>702452562
How's the smol ship today?
>>702452584
Aww dude :/
No feel pls
>>702452652
Way to suck.
Kongou claimed, desu~
>>702452573
Yeah, I got into DnD with Penny back when we were in college, shit was cash
>Got trashed on some rum and fucked around a lot
>Then we got into DnD
>I spent some of my student loans on a fucking Dreadnaught
Kek.
>>702452445
Thats like saying I watched a few cartoons and I hate them all, makes no sense
>>702451768
Yes :ccccccc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsYrGKn14jI
Gotta go get lunch. I'll see you all later. Consider the diplomacy thing. We all post here anyway.
>>702452562
It's some tasty bleach, want some?
>>702452307
Well, I'm finally getting the last updates on Tera done on my laptop. Otherwise, not much going on.
>>702452308
And another just joined, cutie.
>
>>702452379
Keep me in the loop, I need to know how this goes down.
>>702452403
Odds are, if we do that, we'll be going full Urist in space.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvJsG4F2Img
>This was how we were going to do DnD too.
Mmmmmmmm FUD FUD FUD
>>702452562
Just hanging out. Played some Brawlhalla, earlier. Dared Smugs to beat up some bots using only his fists. He's really getting the hang of the game.
You played anymore Brawl, lately? Or listened to anymore classical musics?
>>702452792
Not yet
>I actually need to get a copy.
But I know a place that I'm gonna hit up tomorrow, see if I can't snag a copy ^^
>>702452830
Its best when half the party is smashed and doing all kinds of bullshit
>>702452920
2 weeks until next session
Question not necessarily of the thread:
What RPG's have good necromancy in them?
I must know for...scientific purposes
>>702451768
Alcohol mostly
>>702452152
I'm fine now. Did my ow placement matches earlier and got high platinum, which is pretty decent. Aiming for diamond. What have you been up to blush?
>>702452963
Dumb nigger
>>702452920
I mean, thats how we do in Warhammer.
>I'M GONNA FUCKIN SHOVE MY BANEBLADE SO FAR UP YOUR ASS YOU'LL BE A BARREL DECORATION!
Angry marines are hardcore like that
>MFW No Baneblade for Spesh Marines.
>Baneblade is only for wimpy Guardsmen who truly need it
>>702453057
I use to know a guy who had horrid rolls, so bad he once lost half his units to a single goddamn Commisar.
>He would get shot, and his entire leg would be just, gone.
A beautiful thing.
>>702452806
fucking NORMIE
>>702453059
D+D, Pathfinder, World of Darkness. Zombiecide is a great board game for killing hordes of undead, and then trying to escape.
>>702452792
Dead inside as per usual
>doing fine thanks
What about the smol smug?
>>702452879
A little bleach every now and then can't hurt
I'll take some thank you
>>702452970
And you asked me earlier if I wanted to play later tonight, I was waiting for you ;-;
Listening to classical like always, want me to link ya some?
>>702451768
>this is why I drink
>>702452737
Glad to see you.
>>702452870
Enjoy your food, anon.
>>702452920
Sounds fun, senpai
You should give me the fucc so you can have something else going on~
>>702453285
yeah, killing undead doesn't tickle my fancy, i want to create the undead
>>702453327
And you.
Was at my Grandparent's house almost all day.
You've been eating, right?
>>702453253
Poor rolls. Our Paladin cant seem to roll higher than 10.
>caught in a CR 8 gelatinous cube
>flubbed the cmd roll
>got paralysed for maximum amount of rounds
We all had a good kek. And now the paladin has an aversion to gelatine based desserts.
>>702453407
Then those three are the good pen and papers.
>>702453298
I knoooooow, I'm sorry! >_<
But I honestly haven't played anymore since then.
And yes, hook me up with that classical goodness. Give me something... kinda obscure. Like, maybe something I have no heard, before.
>Waiting in excitement
I claim all of your waifus. Now what?
>>702452753
shinobunni
>>702452792
:c
>>702452852
what?
>>702453609
>Roll to toss grenade back
>Pick up grenade
>Try to toss it
>Flub
>Grenade rolls down his arm, blows his head clean off
Keked so hard.
>>702453777
Trips, they have our waifus now.
>>702453777
>felix
>waifu
Nice try, I'm keeping him
Starting BLADE RUNNER director cut. Come get your Classic scifi on plebs.
>>702453777
OH SHIT
>>702453485
Hopefully it wasn't too boring.
You must be tired.
>You've been eating, right?
Had some pasta during the day and that was it.
>>702453270
Please head off to your containment chatroom of preference.
>>702453057
>2 weeks
Well then.
>>702453147
Not too much really. Got a bit of drifting done in the Bronco2, been playing Warships, and nothing much else. It's been a boring week all in all.
>>702453253
Angry Marines might just be what we do then.
>>702453382
Top wew! You're quite frisky near night time, Kitten.
>>702453777
Holy shit
You can't have her
>>702453777
Good think I hadn't claimed this thread :^)
>>702453777
Holy shit, its almost...
>Meaningless
Not gonna stop posting my waifu tho.
Apparently Husbandos are safe so Angry is good.
>>702453777
Does anyone have the Skeletor septs screenshot?
>>702451768
I listen to this on a loop for 6 or 7 hours a day https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2NmUcdptXsE
>>702453777
>mfw you think you're stealing Juvia
>>702453934
>Husbandos
>>702453882
fucking ELITIST
Shut the fuck up, Ruri! You faggot! Fucking skinny butt-munching faggot. I hate you! You know that? I really do. 'Cause all you do is fuckin' prance around school talkin' about your fuckin' faggoty fairy fathers. I'll tell you what! I don't wanna hear about your fuckin' fathers and how their assholes work, all right? It makes me sick! And I - I - I fuckin' hope they fuckin' die of fag disease! Yeah
>>702453777
If only trips guy was here, you would make him proud. But you didn't roll so, it's invalid. I think.
>>702453882
Not too bad.
Mowed their yard, replaced some light bulbs, painted a fence.
Made 100 bucks. Woo.
That pasta better have been full of chicken with cheese or something. Listen to your doctor and eat!
>>702453882
I want to cum on your waifus face after she sucks me off.
>>702452971
Fuck yeah! When will she play MK?
>>702453298
:/
As per usual. Bored and hungry
>>702453377
>
>>702453806
I know :(
Been well?
>>702453777
>
>>702453901
Yeah its some good shit.
Space Marines are the best race imo
>Penny plays Tau like a cuck
So we're gonna have a fight later to determine who is truly glorious.
>He plays spesh marines too but main tau
>>702453984
Mah Nigga Galil
>>702453777
You can have a different Nui but you can't have mine.
>>702454223
>One off
>>702453777
yeah, sorry but
>>702454027
still applies
>>702453777
Kek
>>702454142
>so what up doc?
>>702453651
>But are you really?
Ah well, hopefully you guys had fun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ALaAuK_FOo
Is this one good enough?
>>702453777
Damn son
>>702454142
Eat those proteins to get swole~
How's the workout going?
>>702454142
Soon, Imma bump her up when she feels like trying something new again
>MK Armageddon, its some gud shit.
>>702454027
Doesn't count if we werent there
>>702454267
>lifts nuis dress up~
>>702454394
>lewds the bun
>>702453901
Mmm well I've been feeling like this for a while today, senpai~
Please refrain from ERP or take it to >>>/trash/erp
>>702454223
What's up you furious faggot?
I'm finally back from my 2 week torture session.
>>702454142
Yeah i have been alright
>>702454025
What's wrong with your thumbnail?
>>702454090
So you went there to work?
Clever guy. You could probably use the money right now.
Not really, it was just pasta.
I didn't really had anything else, and pasta is a huge improvement over nothing.
>>702454127
Alrighty.
Penny should become a writer
His crazy gf fiction was 10/10
>>702454645
oh sorry tomokoko
i haven't been asking you for ERP enough have i?
>>702454683
ok
>>702454651
Oh really? What happened?
I'm gonna kick Penny's ass in about 15 minutes.
>Tau playing fuck.
Its gonna be good fun.
>>702454793
That's some great bait right there, ten outta ten bro.
>>702454490
We're hitting rather high levels of lewd here.
>>702454683
Basically. They also fed me, such wonderful grandparents.
You just ate STARCH? You really will die if you do not eat. Even if it's just a spoonful of peanut butter, please eat something.
>alrighty
Ruri. Please.
>>702454645
Please refrain from Tomoko
She belongs in >>>/trash/
>>702453901
Its a fortnightly thing
>>702453832
Ive flubbed 3 rolls this campaign
>missed a tackle, destroyed a priceless artifact
>tried to shoot a zombie that was up a level in a submarine, nearly severed the rope we needed to get up
>tried to toss a dagger up then make a run for it to distract a horde of zombies, didnt throw it high enough and impaled my foot
The paladin spent 5 turns missing the target of his smite. With his bonded weapon. And we were fighting a posessed body.
>>702454683
Pasta is alright. Just try to eat something decent.
>>702454894
Forgot pic
>>702454894
>pasta
>starch
Pick one, Tomo.
>Rory-sama
>>702454911
>>702454683
>pasta
I realize that most of you have ether forgotten what /waifu/ is or are simply newfags who don't know.
/waifu/ is not where we make posts talking about our personal lives and our problems...we're not your fucking livejournal
/waifu/ is not some place where we giggle at memes....we're not fucking YTMND
/waifu/ is not some place where we make confessions we're not fucking grouphug
/waifu/ is not some place where we find pictures on other websites and post them here ...we're not fucking ebaumsworld
/waifu/ is not some site where we go to jerk off to hentai pics....we're not fucking aerisdies
/waifu/ is not some place that you go to, to get someone to hack your girlfriend's e-mail account because shes cheating on you for the 15th time...we're not your fucking personal army
/waifu/ is not some place you go to ask for help with a personal problem, we're not your fucking psychologist
/waifu/ isn't some place you go to trash talk other people you'll never meet simply because its an anonymous board with "no rules" and you can get away with it with out any repercussion...we're not a fucking group of internet tough guys
/waifu/ is not NICE
so /waifu/....what IS /waifu/...i want to see how long it takes for someone to get it.
>>702454932
I don't want to cum on your waifus face after she sucks me off.
>>702455021
Whatever Mr. Chef.
I'm just trying to make Ruri actually EAT.
>>702454618
Jeeez, you're gunna be a hard one to please IRL, eh?
>Be back in a bit
>>702455139
thats kinda stale now
>>702454447
That's dreamy. The way the violins softly come in... and the harp is slowly plucked, as if it's only a part of the background—taking care not to disturb the melody and overstep its place.
The passion of the musicians' faces as they play from their heart. The sudden change as the music becomes rougher in tone. Like a friendship or romance gone weary.
Amatsu, this is beautiful! Too sad I don't have time to listen to the whole thing. But thanks for sharing.
Amour!
>>702455021
>not having potato based pasta
>>702455248
Cute
u
t
eutc
>>702454893
>holds nuis hand
>>702455248
Maybe~
>>702454911
Kek, I think the worst flubbed roll I ever saw was
>Penny goes to shoot something with his MG
>Roll flubs really hard
>He sprays us all down from behind, the recoil of the gun flips it out of his hand
>He takes his own leg off
It was the perfect roll.
>>702454870
>Tau
Gay as fuck tbh
But I didn't have the money to pay my phone bill for 2 weeks so I couldn't post.
>>702454911
>Roll a 1 to grapple (playing a strangler archetyped brawler)
>End up falling in the skeletons ribs and getting stuck for the rest of the combat
The only bad part about playing a small character.
Claiming Yuuki, how's everyone
>>702455410
Now you've gone to far!
>>702455538
Ah, makes sense.
>I can't buy anymore 40k stuff
>Wife said I was spending too much money on figures
>She sold all my old stuff
Don't blame her, I kinda was anyway, now I can only play online or if we play Dark Heresy.
>RIP me.
But yeah, Penny is a Taufag. Its gonna be glorious when I kick his ass in the name of the emperor.
>Like Pic Related He shall burn
just because shes 3D doesnt make her any less claimable :3
>>702454894
>Ruri. Please.
What? I just said I understood what he wanted.
I mean, I get the idea. What can I do about it.
What did they gave you? Probably soup or something like that.
>please eat something.
Sometimes I have something healthy and nutritive to eat, sometimes I don't.
>>702454911
>Just try to eat something decent.
What's wrong with pasta?
>>702455809
D.va is waaaaaaaaaaaay better
>>702455870
Pasta is shiiiit.
Eat a pizza
>>702454394
Oh you know, smug stuff :p
>>702454447
I haven't been lifting lately
>>702454448
Imagine her reaction with the gore and brutal finisher
>>702454490
No fuck off my bun
>>702454645
This
>>702454656
Back in college?
>>702455879
Healslut > Dorito Gremlin.
>>702451768
Bitch pls, I got a daki of her
>>702455809
Hey hey hey motherfucker what's up?
>>702455870
You need more nutrition.Spaghetti with a nice vegetable sauce and some good meatballs is good, but straight pasta isn't.
>>702456035
Doritos > Healslut
Mercy a grandma
>>702456014
>sounds smug my little smug <3
>>702455304
Glad you like it so far!
I really love the way you describe things, whether it be art or music
>Amour!
Cheeky :^)
>>702456014
What a weakling tbh :^)
>>702456014
college?
I've been neet for the last two years
>>702456041
tsundere~chan
>>702455870
Well it kinda sounded like you were ok with their proposal.
I usually don't even respond to those anymore.
>What did they gave you?
Steak. Salad. Baked Potato.
And nothing is wrong with pasta, but you should eat something more sustaining. Hell, a hamburger or something. Just a bit of pasta?
Or at least drink some milk with it or something. I'm seriously worried.
>>702454000
Dumb nigger
>>702455160
So am I. A starch is completely different to a carb source. At least its a complex carb. There should be some form of meat or vegetable with it but its still a step in the right direction.
>>702455322
Thats different again, generally known as gnocchi. And fresh gnocchi is tasty as shit with a pumpkin, chicken and sage sauce.
>>702455510
>>702455538
We made a dwarf rogue who thought he was an elf roleplay hard. Grappled an ogres leg. Got flung across a room. Shot was funny to listen to.
>>702455870
Needs more than just the carbs. See first reply. If you were in Australia, Id suggest a chicken and veg pie. Pretty nutritious for being loaded with salt and fats.
>>702456014
Smug on a rug
>>702456041
The sign of true love is having a daki of your waifu
>tfw I don't truly love Yuuki
>>702456106
>choosing an inferior waifu
>>702456269
you don't even want to ERP with me anymore? :(
>>702456414
Whats the point of the chest plate?
>>702456414
>>>>>Doesn't have a daki of his waifu
Fucking disgusting
>>702456473
Tracer > D.va > Mercy
>>702456530
>Female armor
>Serving any purpose other than eye candy
C'mon bro.
>>702456473
Why do you do it?
>>702456014
She's either gonna be spooked or love it.
But now that she's gone to bed, its time to destroy a Space Marine lover with some Tau Faggotry.
>>702456360
and there's always perogies
depending on how you prepare them
>>702456530
Have you never played an RPG before? The higher the item level, the more revealing?
>>702456551
One day, Yuno. One day
>>702456670
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>>702456197
Amour, my friend! And thank you, I do try.
I like your taste in music, so it's never hard to describe what I like about the songs you're into. You have good taste.
>>702456600
>Tracer > D.va > Mercy
My man.
>>702456777
Lolno you already fucked yourself over
>>702456670
How does it feel not being able to come home to mommy Mercy and telling her about your day?
>>702456906
How so?
>>702457017
You had your chance to buy a daki
>>702456551
Find me a good Galil daki and I'll buy it right now.
>>702456530
Protect the heart and lungs?
Look sexy?
>Here's a hint, its the second one.
>Claim
Hello everyone,how you doing tonight?
>>702457150
I mean, I still can...
>>702456708
Id say spooked then learn to love it. Space marines are only in 40k right?
>>702456120
It js my sweet Cinnabun~
>>702456197
I know :^(
>>702456212
Wew
>>702456414
Sword with an electric cord
>shinoa
>>702457009
How does it feel to fuck a 90 yo?
I got this fresh af pucci
>>702455329
Nope!
>>702455446
Well it's a good thing I'm me~
>>702457265
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