>When you're dreaming you're having sex and then you wake up before you get it on.
been there
really lame cause you wake up super hard but with lost motivation
i had dream sex three times
one of them was an anthro too
>when you're dreaming that somebody loves you and then you wake up
>>702437106
Thats about when I contemplate drinking in the morning.
im gonna put so many things in my butt today
>>702436701
It wont
>>702437364
drinking is for squares
and those who can afford a drinking habit
>>702437268
this ;_;
>>702437364
but drinking is best to avoid being neurotic at 3am
just lie in bed half the day instead
I had the same dream once... Except I was going to fly an airplane. First class shit, the seats were red and it looked like a fuckin' movie theatre
>>702437515
nice reaction pic
>>702437497
I debate on exercise and eating or getting alcohol to feel better.
I like alcohol better because its a surefire thing.
>>702437850
>not drinking and exercising
Drunk night hikes are the best.
>>702437634
I already do that.
>>702438001
Mmm, no.
domes
>>702438054
that makes 2 of us
I wish I had more sex dreams the only ones I can remember are of me having sex with this girl i knew from high school that overdosed, it was the only time I ever had a wet dream. Sometimes I wonder if the dead can communicate across dimensions through dreams.
D o M e S
o
M
e
S
>>702437996
holy shit that's adorable.
Literally 99% of bear sonas are barra, which is nice because they're sexy.
However, I want to find more cute skinnier bear sonas because that's me.
>>702438544
I dont like going out unless its fall or winter, I dont like seeing other people.
demos*
I enjoy calling you domes though
hows the homefront?
>>702438685
A HIKE is typically in the WOODS and usually they are barren of other folk, especially at night.
DRUNK
NIGHT
HIKE
>>702438641
Skinnier bears? No such thing. It looks weird. No offense.
>want to drink and smoke
>on probation
>>702439431
There are no woods out here.
>>702439434
Isn't that otters?
home is nice
had a bunch of nice home cooked meals, chatted it up with the moms
i'm excited cause i ordered some gamecube games to play at the dorm when i get back
>>702439434
Yeah you're right.
>>702439747
IRL yes I am definitely an otter. I just don't like otter furries that much :/
Lucky duck you, what games?
Do you have much homework? And whats the latest gossip?
>>702439965
which gamecube games bro?
>>702439578
Plant some.
>>702440168
Otters are awesome.
>>702440521
You're fucking with me now, stop talking to me.
>>702440300
metroid prime, pikmin 1 & 2, and zelda collectors edition
>>702440281
see above
all the homework i have left is just reading and annotating.
>latest gossip
i don't know. barry has huge tits
>>702440692
OH.
MY GOD.
I wish
>>702440692
I always thought Barry wasnt a grill, WHAT IS THE MEANING
and noice, reading is cool, what do you have to read?
>>702440521
kek
Nibi BTFO
>>702440545
.......Yeah they are. I just don't feel like being one.
I love being a doggo tbh.
>>702440692
Zelda Collectors edition is sick. TTYD as well.
Melee though.
Already dont get laid, who cares.
>>702440890
i'm forcing this now
you NEED to have sweet jugs.
>>702440892
it's his boyfriends favorite part of him
all i'm reading are poems by Marie de France, namely Eliduc and Bisclavret
>>702441099
whats ttyd
melee is alright, i've been meaning to play it more. i just love having smash on 3ds
>>702441387
if I had nice tits, I'd let you fuck them
>>702441572
i'd fuck them if it were possible. sadly, titties doesn't have pussies
>>702441616
oh
neat
i thought about it but i didn't really want an rpg type game
>>702441387
>he doesnt enjoy the simplicity of kissing the neck
P H I L L I S T I N E
I know not of the french you speak of.
Do I go to a bar tonight, or a club.
>>702441977
i enjoy bars more than clubs, better for conversations
>>702440670
How so?
Im sure whatever suburban hellhole you inhabit could use some trees, or at least is less populous at night.
Neither.
>>702441904
>>702439572
What did you do, anon?
You don't have to answer, just curious.
>>702441914
neck kissing is hot
yeah me neither
both are poem about people doing people things
>>702442145
>>702442116
Im not planting trees
>>702442099
This is true.
I'm debating on how far to travel to go to one. There's a little bar about 15 minutes away from me, but it gets packed pretty quick.
Maybe I can go into Los Angeles or West Hollywood and see what all the hooplah is about.
>>702442337
I know the scene of West Hollywood is better espacially around the beach area. So thats a thing
>>702442298
I really enjoy hickeys, both giving and taking.
Sounds romantic, is it in French?
>>702442337
California seems awesome I'm jealous.
>>702442337
meant to say Santa Monica to be exact
>>702442559
the sensation of getting a hickey is super cool. makes you squeal
it's about breakup stuff. it's translated from french
Cali is shit, only thing there is fruits and nuts.
>>702442559
It's a better gay community out there. But I'm just scared about drinking too much and having to drive back. Uber/Lyft would be a lot back to my house.
>>702442591
It's good, just expensive. I honestly would rather live in Oregon or Utah or something.
>>702442675
Apparently Pokémon GO hunting out there is good.
>>702441099
Otters are better.
Hey, pretty drunk, how's everyone
>>702442841
No, Utah sucks.
>>702442763
im into bitting, I like hearing the other person lament while the arch their back into it.
Is the poem in broken english? I know going from spanish to english can be probelmatic at times.
>>702442841
If you do go out, just be careful, be mindful of the time, and the bars would be more than willing to serve you water. People understand at clubs are more than understanding as to why youre sobering up.
>>702442916
Agreed.
>>702443021
I've been out there once. It wasn't too bad, especially when you're used to the chaos of Orange County and all that. It was quiet and nice.
>>702443163
Oh no, trust me, I know the whole routine. I'm good at not doing stupid shit when I'm drunk. Luckily I'm one of the smarter people to know when to drive and not to drive.
I'm sorta' used to it after taking care of so many of my friends.
>>702443213
Its nice to visit, but its shit to live here. Most people here are garbage.
>>702443163
well that's kinda weird. are you a sadist?
no. the translator did a good job filling in the gaps
>>702443213
>>702442916
:/ ugh I don't wanna be an otter
>>702443415
Alright, understood. Maybe Oregon. It seems nice enough.
>>702443489
You can be whoever you want to be, baby.
>>702443489
Then shave and become a twink.
>>702443634
cool i'll be a sponge
>>702443740
nono IRL I love being an otter.
I'm talking like fursona status I like being a doggo.
>>702443768
Don't get ahead of yourself.
>>702443861
I don't care about fursonas.
>mfw my captcha is also 1942
>>702443373
iktfb
now go have fun yah goose
>>702443483
No idea, I just really love the sound of someones short breathe as they moan. Tongues are meant to go everywhere.
Noice, you never answered my question, what games did you pick up?
I bit my lip.
>>702444123
no kidding. do you also like breathing short-ly as you moan?
actually i did answer that question. review my post
Last night i dreamed i was flyin in a jetpack naked and girl were blowjobing me in air. Fuck i need to learn lucid dreaming.
>>702444319
Yes, it means that someone is doing a bang-up job.
Very solid choices, Wind Waker is one of my favourite games, especially its OST.
>>702444779
>a bang-up job.
wut
my fucking nigger. i got wind waker in the living room with the other games i'm gonna be taking.
>>702445133
it means a wonderful job
Man, youre about to get comfy dude. I would turn down the AC and get a thick blanket, and power through those as much as possible.
Really this ended like Furry thread?...
that's a weird phrase. are you sure you're american?
it's already fucking freezing at the dorm. everything i got is t h i c c , but it will be nonetheless a fun time.
i especially look forward to playing oot/mm again, and if i changed at all for the gamecube
>>702442299
Do eet
>>702446317
beautiful cate
>>702446062
Im a mix, I swear. I hate the imperical unit system unless its for speed. Anything else can go fuck itself. I really dont care for American Football either, there are better sports.
thicc is bae, comfy is hometown.
My roommates have a wii, I now have to resist the urge to spend money on a GC controller and WW again.
Could you be so kind and send me your GC and WW?
>>702446139
>>702446139
>>702446139
this tbh
>>702446534
weiiiiirdddooooo
any sport that isn't swimming i don't care about.
FUCK NO THIS IS MINE.
nigga just buy this http://www.gamestop.com/games/the-legend-of-zelda-the-wind-waker/20497
>>702446317
Suck my dick first.
are butt-hickeys a thing
o-oh
nice
>>702446886
silence
swimming is second nature for me at this point, watching it is great because I have an appreciation for it, but training, at the level I would have had to step up to. Would have just been out right horrid.
>>702447167
yes, but the bruising isnt as refined as it would be on the neck.
David Fincher is incredibly based
oh?
>>702447314
it's just fun man
feels good and looks reaaaally good
>isn't as refined
puh-leaaase. you wouldn't want to go around wearing one of those on your neck anyways. mega embarrassing.
Anyone used unity before?
>>702447655
wait what swimming or WW?
much rather play Water Polo, swimming sucks
>you wouldn't want to go around wearing one of those on your neck anyways
its quite humorous really, its fun to ask who the lucky lady/guy was to the person with the hickey as they stumble over their words.
>>702448083
both are fun.
>swimming sucks
kaldis stop being terrible kthx
it might sound fun to you but let me tell you from personal experience, it's terrifying.
>>702448360
Water Polo >>> Swimming
and absolutely not. I have to start swimming more soon, and I am not looking forward to it at all.
Just rock it with a smile, its what I do.
>>702448685
let me tell you the story
i was in an elevator with this guy that i really really liked at the time, and my ex bf gave me a nice purple hickey like right under my chin so i couldn't hide it. we were both aware eachother were gay, so he straight up was like "so, rough night?" and i was so uncomfortable. there was nowhere to run and i was stuck in that elevator for the most unbearable 30 seconds of my life.
>>702448685
I love both swimming and water polo.
I should have swam competitively when I was younger since I want to start soon. I'm decent at freestyle naturally, other 3 strokes I'm trash.
Played water polo a couple times for fun with friends and it was a blast. Organized by one friend who is sick at it, he pulled me under the water and I thought I was going to drown. Fun times.
>>702448960
We will create a drama after you
>the gay and not so gay stories of the life of Domes
But that sucks man, did your ex break up with you that night before hand? Or why did you have one that prominent?
the time line makes no sense
Who's the sluttiest guy in here?
>>702449499
Me (no name sync at the moment)
>>702449445
i could just do a gay spinoff version of Everybody Hates Chris and it would fit.
nah my ex broke up with me like a couple months afterwards. at that point in the relationship i wanted to split and he kept trying to convince me not to with sexytime and stuff, looking back on it he did a lot of things that were like dominant or showing "ownership" in a way like the hickey. he knew i liked that guy.
i only referred to him as my ex cause he's now my ex.
>>702436908
I fucking hate that. Cockblocked by my own subconscious.
>>702449499
Demos.
>>702449499
I wouldn't say slutty. But I've been around the block a handful of times.
>>702449645
What makes you a bigger slut than demos?
FUCK OFF
>>702436908
how can you dream about something that you have never experienced
It seems like we have competition for, "Biggest slut in the thread."
Whos all here
Demos is far from a slut. Snarf just makes him out to be for more social interaction between people that will never talk to him by choice.
>>702449872
I have never heard of the show before, is it any good?
That makes more sense now, did you ever keep in contact with the other guy?
>>702450297
Is that you bones?
>>702450255
95% of dreams are things that havnt happened. You didnt think that hwrd on that one fag
>>702450396
Idunno. my sister used to watch it a lot and she loved it.
Nope, my ex eventually got fed up with me and left. Other guy mysteriously dropped out.
It turns out that a collapsing magnetic field within an inductor can generate stupidly high voltages.
>>702450420
even if you dream about things that you have never done, they are actually made or experiences you had, think about it.
>>702450396
we all saw demos' butt.
>>702450731
I never did.
>>702450876
How about you come into my room to punish you then?
>>702450876
>>702450641
I shall look else where then for things to watch.
Well thats good, he sounds kind of like a bitch for not being better to you. Did the other guy just leave one day?
>>702451036
... What?
>>702451061
That's an ass, alright.
>>702450396
>bones
Shit he hasnt been ariund in forever
And nope
>>702436908
Then you're not dreaming you're having sex. You're dreaming you're about to
>wake up before getting it on
>>702451076
lets watch s1 simpsons
he was the bitchiest of bitches.
yeah, someone who lived in the hall told me they moved out. never caught wind of it until like a month after.
>>702451187
Don't be shy little guy.
>>702436908
>when youre dreaming you're about to have sex, then get distracted by something else completely
>>702451061
How many spanks do you think Demos can take?
>tfw you finish two assingments due tue and thur b/c theyre that easy
its a good feeling
>>702451216
Sorry for misplacing you, who are you sir?
>>702451346
id be down for that, that or Aliens by Ridley, how do you want to go about that?
that is quite a predicament, I would avoid any further research on him, he might not want anyone knowing.
>>702451688
idunno. i kinda want to sleep soon to be honest.
i'm not interested in him anymore anyways
s5-s9 best season of simpsons
>>702451849
it is getting late for your time too, Im equally as tired, but I probably wont think about sleeping until another half hour or so.
well thats good
would you like to figure out a way to watch it? or would you like to do it another time?
>>702451589
All of them.
>>702452115
another time
Punishment for witches... what is that? That's right.
>>702452229
Sounds good, until then, good night Domes.
>>702451589
I'd love to watch that ass jiggle and turn red while getting spanked
>>702451502
Stop that.
stop
>>702452328
i'm still gonna lurk but i'm gonna focus on sleep
>>702452161
Homo!!!
>>702451688
>>702451688
I am not so vain as to be angered by mistaken identities in such a place as this.
Chaplain.
Phoneposting at work
>>702452497
Hey, it's alright. I give good aftercare.
>>702452575
Turn off your electronics and go to bed you goose.
>>702452816
new thread
>>702450713
Not even. If your dreams only contain content you've experienced, I feel sorry for you.
