Celeb fap thread
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Celeb fap thread
>>702078556
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Is that a bad omen?
>>702078678
but... but... i didnt want to fap tonight...
>>702078901
Simply the best
>>702078907
Jordyn fan?
>>702079003
for like 2 days now.
>damn you /b/.
>>702079068
She is a sexy little thing.
>>702078901
those tits..
>>702079155
you think her parents know?
>>702079068
don't fight it anon
>>702079243
Mmm...
>>702079215
I'm pretty sure they encourage her to be sexy.
>>702079243
oh my fucking god fucking jesus.
that picture.
fuck fuck fuck.
god damn you guys.
>>702079393
Think her daddy fantasizes about her?
>>702079215
that she's sexy?
they're the ones who bankroll her fucking music videos, of course they do
>>702079393
>>702079314
>>702079243
seriously, how in the fuck can ANY FUCKING STRAIGHT MAN look at that and say: "Ah no bro, she's too young".
You know what i mean?... LIKE, FUCKING HOW?
HOOOOOOOOWWW?
>>702079585
>16 years old
>legal in Denmark
>not too young here
>>702079724
In Italy too.
>>702079724
yeah I get it Denmark fag, you guys are civilized and shit. but we dont have that here. and everyone just follows what they're told.
here thats like worst than killing her. really.
its worst than kicking a puppy, then robbing a bank. then stealing a car from an old lady to escape. shooting the old lady and killing her. then getting in a shootout with the cops, and fucking them up, and probably raping your own mother.
im not even exaggerating.
ITS THAT BAD.
>>702079585
16 is legal age here in NJ too
>>702080056
not if you're 30.
>>702079984
well it is legal by law, however, I am 23 if I was in a relationship with a 15 (age of consent) or 16 year old, it would still be looked down upon socially and people would think it is creepy or even wrong, despite that it is legal. Murricah sexual consent laws are rubbing off.
>>702080355
>Murricah sexual consent laws are rubbing off.
that is really fucking depressing to hear.
i have always looked up to scandinavia as model societies to follow, and to know your people is just as fucking gullible as mine really breaks my fucking heart.
god damn it anon, you're making me cry.
>>702078772
I want to put my dick between those lips
>>702079878
Well... dick out
>>702080746
is it even possible to make women that look like this happy?... and keep them happy?
I can only date fat and ugly women, and they fucking try HAAARD to please me in every way, and Im not even that good looking.
I can only imagine the effort required to have a girl like this around your arm.
>>702080550
yeah it is sad.
>>702080128
16 is age of consent in NJ. It's when the other person is younger than 15 that those exceptions take effect.
>>702080922
i dont believe you. it just seems too reasonable for american standards.
im gonna have to actually drive up there and try it out.
for science.
>>702080733
Here's another of her for ya!
>>702081036
same in my state
>>702080922
That flexibility
I like to edge on cam and erupt while bros send me pics of their favorite celebs. They can either roleplay or we can simply chat about them. I have no interest in seeing the other guy on cam.
I have my cam set up to be split screen, with me (and my thickness) on one side, and whatever celeb pics he/she wants to see on the other side.
Feels so good to play with fellow fans. Anyone else into this?
>>702081226
>irrespective of adult age.
16 is reasonable as fuck. I cant believe some states actually have it there, as I have no faith in the ability of my fellow citizens to make informed and practical decisions.
seriously, you're blowing my mind.
Are you Wash fags that reasonable in all regards to self-governance?
>>702079137
Her posture is horrible. Knees locked and basically over extending, artificial arch in her lower back putting far too much stress on it.
she's my ideal girl. i love her smile, and id do anything to marry her and have children with her. 5 kids at least.
abigail, i love you.
>>702081076
Hnnng thanks
>>702081076
that same pic, but enhanced.
>>702081518
I guess. Weed is legal here. We still have shitty knife laws though.
>>702080902
>be rich
>take her out often
>buy clothes and accessories.. often
>be ripped
>be at least 9/10 face wise
>have stable hight-prestige high-paying job
>have high social status
etc
etc
>>702081992
yeah, but you have to be within 2 weeks of each other's age, and have been born in the same hospital, and other shit. there's always some bullshit annotation added to the laws.
sex is treated worst than murder, and it fucking blow my mind away.
>>702082068
>>be rich, etc...
>>702080902
You have it all wrong. That is why you fail.
>>702082197
let me guess....
"confidence"?
>lolololol. dat real life meme.
>>702082079
No not always. In NJ it's 16 no matter what. Same with Washington.
>>702080746
Dang, Dove is so fuckin perfect
JUST IMAGINE
>>702078980
What a great dancer
>>702081849
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKIN TICCCCC
>>702082068
You, also, have it wrong.
You have these assumptions about what women want. You concern yourselves with what women want. You behave how you think women want. You concern yourself with pleasing women. Sucking up to them. Putting on an act around them. Being anything but yourself.
You're beta.
>>702080669
Moar
>>702082516
>You're beta.
12 year old's opinion discarded.
>>702082079
the laws are fucking ridiculous
>two 17 year olds in a relationship
>the male turns 18 3 days before the 17 year old girl
>engage birthday sex
>THAT'S A CRIME
>male goes to jail
>>702079808
fuck i love that ass
>>702082620
forget the jail.
they punish you FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.
i still cant wrap myself around that concept.
>>702082708
is that some duff booty?
>>702082739
You got it!
>>702082516
you think a 20 year old 10/10 successful rich actress would date the "alpha" jock, who doesn't have a job, just because he has "confidence"?
You're delusional
>>702082274
When you say it like that, it makes me think you don't understand what confidence is. Confidence isn't "go talk to her and be an awkward fuck". Confidence is not giving a shit if she accepts you for who you are, how you are, what you are. You think women like assholes and money, being wined and dined. They like being treated like a fucking human, not being pandered to out of fear that if she doesn't like you she won't fuck you. People can smell (bull)shit - it stinks.
>>702082855
MURDER OF TITS
>>702082861
get that logic shit out of here faggot.
this is 4chan.
>>702082851
been jerking to her ever since lizzy mcguire
>>702082597
/V/ GO AWAYYYYYY
>>702082900
fuck off brad goodman.
we can smell your bullshit too.
>ironically.
>>702082597
Said the beta newfag who probably hates women that won't date him.
>>702083043
>if i keep repeating the meme "beta" maybe i can convince him im an "alpha" who fucks rich young women".
>MFW
>>702082855
becoming more of a slut
>>702083535
fucking love avrils tight little body
>>702083487
i bet she sucked that guy off after the picture was taken
>>702083772
Or gave him a titjob
>>702084014
she's not ugly, but thats a bad picture.
>>702083998
yeees. she kept the top on. he slide his dick under it and she pushed her tits together
>>702084014
>>702084085
yeah its a bad angle i think, but id still love to fuck that face and ruin all that pretty makeup
>>702084105
Fuck yes! Then he came all over her chest, neck and face
>>702084187
id get this girl pregnant, no questions asked.
>>702079614
Who dis?
>>702084187
>>702084243
shes fucking wife material
>>702084233
mmmmm hell yes!
>>702084243
I'd fuck her any time
>>702084399
And she scooped up all the cum with her finger and ate it
>>702084361
She is.
>>702084443
did your proxy/vpn work alright?
>>702084438
such a good cum whore
>>702084574
dun goofed
>>702084555
She fucks every guy who asks her and drinks their cum, more than one at a time too
>>702084574
just out of curiosity.
>dont give a shit though, really.
>>702084443
>>702084617
>She fucks every guy who asks her and drinks their cum, more than one at a time too
whenever i read shit like this I picture a balding, fat, 40+ year old guy in his stained white underwear jerking off in a computer chair somewhere.
>>702084744
you arent jerking off?
>>702084837
i have a fat wife who turns me off to sex now.
i dont even get horny anymore.
>>702084744
>balding
Yes, almost totally bald
>fat
No
>40+
No
And I'm naked on my bed using my phone.
>>702084925
well stop posting here and watch me fuck her
>>702084936
so... I suppose these scenarios that you intricately lay out to play in your fantasies provide you with a sexual rush or relief?
I ask because to me its silly, but I suppose for you its hot or some shit like that.
>>702082937
oh yeah, my bad, forgot the standard response to logic on 4chan is an autistic shitfit and shouting "beta" until they "win"
>>702085028
Yes.
>>702082620
This isn't true. Romeo and Juliet laws
>>702085166
she looks like a transsexual.
which is bad, cause I have seen better looking transsexuals on here before.
Wanna smell them...
Without socks that would have been perfect.
>>702085409
this girl has a perfectly symmetrical face.
everything is within its proper ratios.
it even looks weird because of it.
>>702085484
i dont like it when they pretend to have "talent".
>>702085568
oh gosh.....
>>702085573
Whatever
>>702079243
unbelievable how hot this bitch is. No man could resist
>>702085717
fuuuuckk
>>702085853
>>702085853
why does she look like an ape?
Legal age of consent in America varies by state, we've just been trained by Hollywood because Cali has 18 as its legal age. It's a neat weirdity.
Also I'm Canadian, so up until 10 years ago fucking 14 year olds was legal in my province. Now it's 16.
I miss the days when I wasn't committing a felony.
>>702086120
kek. looks like my mother.
>>702085778
the fuck brah ?
>>702086120
mah fuckin dick
>>702086174
i wanna fuck your mother
>>702085853
Looks like Little Caprice
>>702086216
I fucked your mother
>>702086320
you have no taste in women bruh.
>>702086266
nice. shes pretty hot.
>>702086389
nah, we both gave taste.
you have shit taste.
i have good taste.
>>702086228
just looked her up. she does look like her lol
>>702086500
fuck i wanna give this bitch so much dick
>>702086259
Must be a great kisser with lips like those
>>702086600
Double dubs wasted
>>702086600
nice. she looks great here.
>>702086600
dub god demands more Maisie
>>702086542
You're telling me
>>702086849
hnnnng that wink! almost came.
>>702085484
any with her socks off?
>>702087028
mmmm love those legs
>>702087072
fuck yessss
>>702086559
I bet she is..
>>702086180
nice! celeb fap thread! thx for posting the super hot sexy erotic.... shoulder pic. kill yourself.
>>702087072
Nice one, but i prefer this
>>702084014
Wrong emma
>>702087186
delicious. deff needs a good licking. have any of her toes curling?
>>702080992
you just made my day
-thx anon
>>702087331
This one would be the closest.
And yes. They look so soft too.
>>702085582
I used to jerk it to her all the time, I have new celeb fantasies, but a couple of pics and old fantasies have awoken
>>702086396
>>702086796
Gotta get me some if the vitamin milf
>>702085683
April is so nice
>>702087226
fuck anne is soo cute
>>702079243
Still the best in the thread
Obligitory
>>702087424
im glad she got you jerking again anon
>>702087444
go for it dude
>>702087420
hell yes. do you have any other barefoot celebs in "the pose" ?
>>702087540
Post more
>>702087459
yeah she is. so is emma.
>>702087028
those fucking legs
>>702086814
she's actually got a sex scene in a movie/show
>>702087572
Not in this one, no.
>>702087630
fuck they are nice
>>702087572
Oh fuck me. Totally misread that.
>>702087390
prime fucking position
>>702087819
fucking amazing
>>702087687
>>702087628
Avrils tits are amazing, I can imagine what it would feel like blowing a load on then
>>702087709
>>702087819
very fucking nice
>>702087762
still good
>>702087901
yeah she has a nice pair of juicy titties
>>702087876
>>702087903
That one good too?
>>702087990
damn good. i'm saving these. post whatever soles of celebs you got dude!
>>702088033
mmmm those fucking nipples
>>702088059
Alright
ITT:
"celebs"
>>702088059
Kiernan Shipka.
>>702078678
more?
>>702082104
so its legal to fuck 7 shades of blue into a 16 year old... but a felony if you post pics of it here?
>>702085409
Why is she so much prettier as a zombie?
>>702085166
She thinks she can get away with just having huge tits.
She's a no talent, smug asshole IRL
