Good evening Anonymous! Is anything troubling you? Maybe I can help.
>Come in for advice, fortune-telling, and friendly conversation.
>GETs (dubs, trips, etc.) can receive a tarot reading from me. Ask a question or leave it general, or anywhere in between.
>GETs can be donated to others, but you have to be specific about who gets it.
>Leave a name (nickname, real name, made up name) and you'll receive a fortune cookie even if you don't GET.
>Patience and love! These take time, so hang around after you GET and remind me if it seems like I missed you. Remember that you have to actually ask for a reading to get one. I'm not scanning the thread for dubs!
>Leave internet/avatar drama at the gate, please.
Pic related, ME
Here I am!
~E
bump
>>702051853
A-ahaha. You flatter me.
>>702052731
I'm the pillow
Best Pastry reporting in
-Sweet Roll
>>702052868
I don't think flatter means what you think it means, here on Earth.
>>702053089
Ah? What do you think I think it means?
>>702052344
Still got some dubs. Who wants em?
~E
>>702052551
Has been long time
>>702053302
Aaaaand it's gone. Btw I saw some other Italia-boys posting in the other thread. Where you at guys?
~E
>>702053275
Er... uhh... n-nothing, forget I said anything.
>>702053434
A few weeks depending on when you caught us last!
>>702053089
Oh you see muun bunnies are creatures of lust~
>>702052868
It's always nice to have you here, you seem to have a way to make all the guests in the shrine happy <3
>>702053655
>-winks-
>Is anything troubling you?
I believe the greater western chan/bbs culture is dying. Outside of 4chan/reddit it's resembling a wasteland of drive by nomadic groups. Even 4chan's suffering some effect from this. The next big thing is decentralization.
I was thinking about launching my own hobby chan. Seems to be a waste though. It's not the money, it's impossibility of attracting any userbase.
So ... I dunno.
That's what is bothering me.
>>702053899
There are tonnes of other chans out there so what would make yours any diffrent?
Don't worry, the lewd is here
>>702053899
Witnessed.
Why don't you try to launch your chan anyway? After all it's better to have a few loyal followers than a huge quantity of normies and shitposters.
~E
>>702053791
Yes, I find it quite odd, actually
-Sweet Roll
>>702053899
Before the wasteland, there was just 4chan, right?
I think what it would take would be a chan that is objectively better, one that's clearly the next step in evolution. A chan that does all the same things this one does, just at a different URL, doesn't cut it. It's gotta be flashy and offer something truly new and good to stand out.
>>702053791
This girl bones.
>>702053899
Although 4chan does have more of a western demographic, you have to remember that even from the beggining this image board was made to share weeb pics abd discuss about weeb topics, it later evolved into what we know today and although your idea couls work, what would your imageboard be about?
>>702054372
gibe babies pls
>>702054372
Hello Lewdmu, how are you?
-Sweet Roll
>>702052551
I would love a fortune or tarot reading...
>>702052551
Also, my name is Andy
>>702054307
That's a good question. One could shoot for pushing feat rich presentations plus technical sophistication. But that doesn't seem to be working for others. It's not enough to compete with established old school (but heavily customized/hacked) installations.
Then there's content, but the art/animated related boards are well covered. What else is there?
>>702054777
Oh my! I got triplets! This means more lewds right?
~E
>>702054763
>Andy has very good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Family", "29".
good luck for you friend
Out of the shower so I'm back.
If this isn't dubs I'm leaving again.
Check it fam.
-N
>>702055038
Good night again everybody
-N
>>702054377
Yeah, I plan on doing it anyway. No real expectations, I think the experience as a technical challenge would be well worth it.
But I ought to make an effort to make something worthwhile. No another cliche-chan.
>>702055038
>>702055105
Top fucking kek
>>702054639
>Princess of Wands
A trustworthy, reliable young person, with an inborn desire to bring happiness, excitement and light to those around. This person is a messenger of good news and witty gossip. A person who is faithful in service to superiors.
>The Chariot
Triumph over adversity, overcoming life's obstacles, decisiveness and ambition in achieving one's goals, well deserved victory.
>Two of Pentacles
Some kind of movement in the grand sense. These are the wheels on the chariot to victory, and the Princess is the one steering it. She's moving into your life and bringing all sorts of good things with her.
>>702054404
Ah~?
You find it odd how this perfect specimen of a bunny knows the ways around people's bodies?
It makes perfect sense to me!
>>702054452
Mm, but you're the boniest <3
Hello. Nickname is C-dog. If get, will I get great fortune in life?
>>702054777
Check'd, animated lewds for you!
>>702054619
I'm fine, just passing by before going to bed. What about you, Roll?
Oh hell, if we're doing fortunes, you may as well throw down one for the wistful would be image board runner.
>>702054862
Roleplay chans, I guess.
>>702052551
This is my first time doing this: I'm Miguel ( I guess is Michael in english).
>>702055523
I still got some free trips If you want
~E
dubs get
>>702055669
No you don't, you spent them on sex.
>>702055592
Names stay the same regardless of the language.
>>702055537
Hi Lewdmu!
>>702055592
brazilian?
-meowbot
>>702055859
Mexican
>>702055403
I mean the making everyone happy part
>>702055537
I'm fine, went out to see a movie, but all I'm going to say about it is just that I didn't like it
-Sweet Roll
>>702055916
oh, alright then
-meowbot
>>702055566
It's an idea I had. I was around to see the draw-quests take off. The movement should have been bigger.
Seems current quest/tg boards have the market covered. It would be a hell of a nice thing though, an exclusive quest chan.
>>702055763
Sorry Lewdmu-sama.
~E
>>702055938
That is how she makes everyone happy!
>>702052551
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KNPBF4YpGZ
>>702052731
http://vocaroo.com/i/s01zxNXAcA2C
>>702052820
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sDQAR28J2x
>>702052835
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GxCDRp1t4D
>>702052868
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1CvhGN6I3B0
>>702052902
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qFI1l2RlCf
>>702053043
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IWrgxZva6D
>>702053089
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1l9GFx1Unar
>>702053275
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0K07tZDq9aS
>>702053302
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18DfsKne8bi
>>702053434
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0R4pOP6lVMm
>>702053648
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lxwvZw3GLi
>>702053655
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Yb1i3EAe8b
>>702053791
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1janhOYOX4r
>>702053899
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kVGCIV7QQZ
>>702054307
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1F2lDzd0Hbp
>>702054372
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1R9dcHK9HyS
>>702054377
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1i54rORAkJ0
>>702054404
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vVk7v5l7uM
>>702054452
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Y60WUrEPWM
>>702054544
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HVfo1I3N9D
>>702054578
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GJzMb0uPG5
HAHAHAHAHA
>>702056053
Yep, that's sure me.. the lewd clone, totally not the other one. Carry on!
>>702055523
>C-dog ha***tremely bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Cyan", "64".
fortune cookie say bad luck
>>702055559
>wistful would be image board runner ha***tremely good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Black", "66".
>>702055592
>Miguel has very bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Family", "29".
try for a tarot reading, it might say otherwise
>>702056161
My my, I don't really get it but, it seems alright.
>>702056284
Well. Now I'm confused.
~E... I think.
>>702056161
I'm dying
>>702056161
Holy crap, you do the cutest me I've ever heard.
>>702052551
Gotta git get
Will OP ever stop being a faggot?
>>702052551
Phoneposting!
Why is the thread so lewd?
>>702056161
What.
/'o-o\
-Sweet Roll
>>702056161
didnt know what to expect but 10/10
>>702056161
I haven't laughed this hard in a month. Please keep it coming.
~E
>>702056528
Eeehh
What is it? Can't give a listen right now.
>>702055825
Hey there! What's up?
>>702055938
Oh, that sucks... Which movie?
>>702056523
There's two of us now, it seems
>>702056571
What do you expect to happen when there's a permanently naked clone of me who shows up a lot?
>>702056906
She just read out everything people posted, and she made mine especially lewd
>>702057008
Ah right.
Though, someone just sat next to me in the bus...
I will be back in a bit.
-Sweet Roll
>>702057008
Tarot reading thread has a lore and recurring characters. Neat.
>>702054619
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hVz4mSotaT
>>702054639
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HgXp7XaTkm
>>702054763
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Szhuj4Tf3u
>>702054862
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VyOMUgcWLD
>>702055025
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZsaUfaUFvm
>>702055032
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0l2SYcKsKi1
>>702055038
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fZKa0ImTnI
>>702055105
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nj0XT84syQ
>>702055148
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZhvuD7rodI
>>702055227
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1i0FZIEkF4h
A tarot reading would be nifty, please let me get some dubs
~wulfy
>>702057485
my next dubs go to wulfy
-meowbot
>>702057054
Would you be so kind to save these for me for later?
I'm kind of curious.
>>702057485
>Wulfy
Do you mean wulf
Wurufu
>>702056941
Nothing much, remember the movie I talked about last time? Birdman or (the virtue of ignorance)? It was actually pretty nice! Give it a watch if you can, and if you like some phylosophy/comedy.
>>702057376
I like this anon already.
>>702057641
W-What.. all of them!?
>>702057172
You gotta own that shit, fam. Let them look. What are they gonna do about it? Judge you silently? They were probably gonna do that anyway.
>>702057376
Your acting skills are quite remarkable my dear. Please marry me.
~E
How can i start talking to people?
>>702053655
Hey, don't avoid it like that!
>>702056161
Not even going to bother clicking.
>>702057641
I meant wulfy, feels more personal
~wulfy
>>702057991
practice your speech, and don't go crazy
-meowbot
People went to sleep, I wonder when the saddies will start to come :^(
>>702057764
Yes, i agree with Reimu.
>>702057172
Now whip out your dick and fapping while staring deep into that persons eyes to show true dominance, and remember the occasional grunting!
>>702058001
Just like how you avoided meeeeee?
>>702058119
>using the smiley with a carat nose
-meowbot
>>702058001
Oh god, you should. You really should. They're amazing.
...uhh... what were we talking about again?
>>702058001
Click dat shit nigga
I'm a really angry cunt lately. Don't do drugs and only drink occasionally but usually binge when I do. What are some ways to reduce my anger. I'm just waiting for someone to give me a reason to fuck them up.
>>702057749
Y-yeah.
If it's not too much trouble.
Also I'm fairly sure are some point you'll regret it if you don't save something great.
>>702057764
Ehh...
>>702057991
Practice online!
>>702058075
Just thought I'd spot a friend
>>702057991
You just did.
Anyway, first step, is walking towards someone who enjoys things similar to you, and what better way to do that than clubs and such?
>>702058076
*How could you go crazy anyway by speaking?*
>>702058227
play some games where you can make a carnage, and try boxing sometime
may or may not be a good advice
-meowbot
>>702058200
It,s not a smiley, can't you see that he"s broken inside?
> :,^(
>>702058394
crap, overreact
sorry about that
-meowbot
>>702055267
http://vocaroo.com/i/s14absUDi4at
>>702055403
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0O4VgkqQJpC
>>702055523
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0tg7Od9xln6
>>702055537
http://vocaroo.com/i/s03GQ1ZE6jgb
>>702055559
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1z0nm8kxiiX
>>702055566
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NcOmm0PjOx
>>702055592
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dH0uUelQxW
>>702055669
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SEtr3vyRjn
>>702055759
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kzUxHh4MkC
>>702055763
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PLACRwQ1m0
>>702055825
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0O3igVeGWhu
>>702055859
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Kq3pGH1KPK
>>702055916
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1r8TcF4K4Tz
>>702055938
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vCftS7zh6a
>>702055969
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1lfLJNKNIC5
>>702056025
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16dks9Gruv5
>>702056053
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ffjeE2jkeu
>>702058495
fine
:^(
-meowbot
>>702058227
What the cat said, join a gym, that way you'll turn that destructive power into productive power!
>>702056076
http://vocaroo.com/i/s03h8t4TSSM5
>>702056284
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RVYzhGxdOC
>>702056434
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zyatEyQBER
>>702056515
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RKycXO3rCI
>>702056523
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06Wm4GzK6LA
>>702056528
http://vocaroo.com/i/s024uD0ZOxTs
>>702056553
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EtAzK5wQBu
>>702056570
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PayMft3ifv
>>702056571
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zdxA6BTeW3
>>702056740
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wuCZG2Cem0
>>702056799
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uMlXYjbvdC
>>702056901
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1whmNfmNLKW
>>702056906
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rrwEVlVAw7
>>702056941
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NHix6G0xc3
>>702057008
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hYOnlLg31l
>>702057054
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XYwa9WiRRe
>>702057172
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Zu9yk9uEm9
>>702057239
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gS44tb7H9t
>>702058400
Checked
~wulfy
>>702057991
Baby steps. Any time you're in a situation where you CAN talk to someone, just do it. Ask them questions about themselves or whatever it is that they're doing in your presence. People love to talk about themselves, so all you really have to do to make a conversation happen is ask a few questions and show that you're listening.
>>702058227
Well, aside from stuff like "count down from 15 when you feel angry," if it's a big problem you should probably pursue therapy. Just being able to get it off your chest to someone who's paid to be non-judgmental and knows a lot about psychology works wonders.
If you'd prefer an internet psychologist, I happen to know one of those too, but it's a bit out of my depth.
>>702058604
Oh god how tempting
>>702058773
aaaaaaaand it goes to wulfy
-meowbot
>>702058809
I'm saving them for you.. and she did it again
One that wasn't even lewd mind you!
>>702058543
*Does that happen often?*
Evan Fode
>>702052551
love some fortune telling
-schmee
>>702059034
sometimes
-meowbot
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HI5kxkyci3
GET OUT LOSERS WE'RE GOING SHOPPING
>>702059082
*Is that blood that red patch near it's eye i wonder?*
>>702056161
Gawd my post sounds so sexi when you read it.
>>702059268
That sucks. You're a lot of fun here on the internet, I wish you'd stick around.
>>702059268
B-But why? Why you no embrace the NEET? Having a pool and a job is fucking boring if you ask me.
~E
>>702059082
>Evan Fode has good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Red", "4".
congrats you have good luck
>>702059119
>schmee has good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Gold", "13".
good luck for you too
>>702059268
kthxbai
>>702059686
But I enjoy my job......it isn't boring...
~wulfy
>>702059268
>current normie former /b/tard likes to look back at the shithole she scaped from.
How did you managed to do such thing?
>>702059684
And also this.
>>702059686
Jobs bring money...
>>702059268
*You are a bit unsettling.*
>>702052551
What's the deal with me and Kelsey? She seems cool but I would like to know if I should start anything with her.
>>702060018
She has the spirit of an asshole, she fits well between us.
>>702060000
Quads have spoken. I'm just saying I'm gonna miss all this free time when I'll have a real job.
~E
>>702057686
Sounds cool! Maybe I'll watch it when I have some free time
>>702059862
You just haven't been doing it long enough.
>>702060186
You didn't GET but I'm in a good mood now, so here's one card.
>Five of Pentacles
Avenues yet to be explored, a message of not being too despondent.
It sounds like it's worth a shot. The card is saying don't give up before it starts.
>>702060226
*She would require something else to truly fit.*
My brain hurts, Reimu.
How fix?
Free breakfast is nice to have
>>702059862
What kinda job is it?
It sure is nice to notice your post wasn't sent ten minutes after you hit send
>>702060705
Did you try restarting it?
>>702060470
Been doing it for over a year now, some times it can be tedious when having to deal with compliance, but otherwise it is fun. Cyber security is a barrel of monkeys.
~wulfy
>>702060652
You know in which board you are, right?
>>702059268
Plus, what's the deal with programming? Don't ruin my dreams you fucking normie scum.
Anons, i need a tarot reading but a got no dubs. Can donate some dubs to me?
>>702060794
Is mobile 4chan broken or what?
Image
>>702060939
YOU! YOU GET THESE CURSED DUBS HERE! >>702060377
>>702060812
Was it suppose to come with a restart button? I think I misplaced mine.
>>702060828
So, a hacker? Isn't that what basically is? Hacking?
>>702060992
get clover on f-droid
it's better
-meowbot
>>702061061
SIR, I ALREADY TOLD YOU THAT I AM NOT A BRAIN PERSON, YOU'RE REFUSING TO HELP ME SO I'M GOING TO HANG UP
>>702061043
Toasting in cursed bread.
~E
>>702061158
Yes, but I'm a good guy, I defend the things
~wulfy
>>702060829
*I do, but do you know who are the ones around you? In this thread?*
>>702061043
I don't care, i will take them
>>702061292
Smiling from stupid memes make it feel a little better at least.
>>702061292
>using the phone while walking on water
>not getting zapped
>mfw
>>702061061
have you tried flipping your switch? i heard that fixes it
>>702061522
>takes cursed dubs
>gets regular dubs at the same time but they don't matter because you're already cursed
Such is life in Soviet Gensokyo.
So what kind of reading would you like? Got a question? Got a topic? Or would you just like a general prediction?
>>702061359
I know, I understand how these things work. What kind of studies are needed to understand and, basically, learn how to H4x0R? Is it something that can be teached easily?
I'm back
I will assume nothing too big happened when I was away
-Sweet Roll
>>702061816
The switch is stuck in the "off" position. I thought that was normal.
>>702061843
>>702060812
>*flop*
>>702062003
give it a flip and turn it on, see what happens
>>702061180
I guess I could.
Does either support namesync? Or archive redirect?
>>702061359
Cyber security seems interesting...
I've been poking some wargames lately, are those of any use?
>>702061843
>Ask for file checksum
>Neppu gets confused
At least I know I'm not at the bottom
Well guys, It's been a pleasure. I'm going to sleep now. Thanks again for the reading Reimu. See you guys in hell!
~E
Where is muh tarot reading !
>>702061843
Tbh it is not for everyone, you have to be a rather twisted individual to be good at it as well. Be able to think like an attacker. Best thing to do is start with system administration and then start taking classes related to security.
Cyber security is an arcane art to even alot of IT people.
~wulfy
>>702062190
I tried, it won't budge.
My doubles luck has been abysmal so far tonight as well.
>>702062424
did you try wiggling it?
>>702062393
Hacking turns me on, going through backdoors, proxys, poking around to see if you don't trigger any countermeasurements. Hnnngh.
>>702061834
I need to know if i will getting a job. Im worried about that. About my luck
>>NB4: sorry, my english typing is bad
>>702062577
....good job.
>>702062393
Where are your GETs?
>>702062263
not sure about namesync, but you can't accsess the archive directly
-meowbot
>>702062704
Counter measures are actually rare due to their legality, as much as I would love to be able to leave little packages of malware for attackers to down load that blow their system to hell.
Also have you thought about deploying your payload inside her, and then feeling her up to escalate your privileges?
~wulfy
>>702062653
Wiggling it, huh? I like where this is going.
>>702062890
Does
>>702062424
Count? I'm willing to offer a foot rub instead if not.
>>702062890
Meowbot donated....thank you meowbot
~wulfy
>>702062890
*Here they are >>702061422 i gift mine to this person >>702062393 *
>>702062825
What's your native language? What do you speak?
>>702063038
Am I a nerd for understanding your joke?
>>702062825
>The Wheel of Fortune
Good fortune as a result of being in the right place at the right time.
>Knight of Cups
A dreamer who can be easily led or discouraged.
>Six of Pentacles
Material success.
It sounds like you'll be fine. It's going to come from an unexpected place, so continue the efforts you're making and trust in the wheel of fate!
>>702063057
you may like where this is going but i dont wanna flip it, its in a weird place
>>702063057
Okay. So what's the nature of your reading? What are you hoping to learn?
>>702063268
Being a nerd is good
>>702063496
Honestly you just described my life right now
~wulfy
>>702063268
>Am I a nerd for understanding your joke?
Nope.
Can you just pass those md5 checksums dammit
>>702063268
Well... Thats no care really
I can understand mostly things. So can you answer me about finding job?
>> blessings to you
>>702063715
>*gun sound*
>>702063508
Just touch it a little.
>>702063698
I would prefer to leave it as a general reading. I only wish to take a small glimpse into my future, near or far.
>Is anything troubling you?
Yeah.
I feel... trapped. Trapped in my way of life, trapped into servitude, seemingly fit only to be treated as a garbage bin by my family, trapped in my house, trapped in my own goddamn town. I want to live on the moment, but I seem to be cursed to only be able to try and look forward to the future. A future that seems bright but can never truly be guaranteed. I'm sick of having to tell myself "it'll get better in a few years" when I want it to be better now.
Anything that can help? Feels good to vent.
>>702063496
From >>702063871
Thanks
>>so much blessing to you
>>702063715
Can u tezh me how 2 hax an roblox accunt? XDXDXDDDdxxdxXdxD
Can you?
>>702063807
You teach me and I shall provide.
>>702063871
Uh, here, Reimu senpai just did your reading over here ! >>702063496
>>702063990
Everyone feels this way. I feel this way, a lot of the time. And I know for sure that Reimu does, quite often. But breaking that cycle takes real, serious change. The kind that's risky. And scary.
>>702062336
>mfw no one noticed I left
>>702063971
you flip it. what about reisen?
>>702064227
Dunno, never looked at their security.
~wulfy
>>702063990
How old are you? And also, why do you dislike your situation to that degree?
>>702064397
Bunny girls are cute, I'm willing to negotiate.
>>702064319
You will get used to it
I did
-Sweet Roll
>>702064654
This is now a feels thread
>>702063971
>The High Priestess
Intuition, wisdom and secret knowledge, the feminine side of the male personality. Something remains yet to be revealed, but patience must be observed.
>Eight of Pentacles (Reversed)
Inappropriate use of energy and skills for unsuitable ends. Dishonest dealings in business affairs. Short term gain at the expense of long term profit.
>Nine of Swords
Deception, premonitions and bad dreams, suffering and depression, cruelty, disappointment violence, loss and scandal. All of these may be overcome through faith and calculated inaction.
As it stands now, your path eventually leads to ruin. It can be avoided though, by re-evaluating your choices both now and in the near future.
>>702063990
Well, let's think about that. What would you need to change the situation you're in? What would give you the power to live in the moment?
>>702064616
ok
>>702064236
yo reisen, flip this anon's switch i dont wanna wiggle it
>>702064654
>>702064319
Honestly, if you say you're leaving, I'm going to turn my attention elsewhere. I assume you like... leave, when you say that. Not stick around to see if someone says anything.
...that's what I'd do, anyway. But when I leave, everyone has to leave. So it's not quite the same.
>>702064227
>open cmd
>type FCIV -md5 C:\path\to\the\file\I\want\you\to\check.bin
I think it was in rebirth2\data\SOUND0000.bin
But, I'm nowhere near that machine right now so I can't do much with the hash.
>>702064824
Sounds fairly on point though I do not think I have the willpower to fix anything.
I was hoping for something more lighthearted to distract me from those thoughts though, what a shame.
>>702052551
Can call me hawk.
Man I have no clue where to start with these feels I got. I have been in and out of relationships pretty quickly but I get its common. The thoughts I still have in my head are a struggle.
One girl I dated named jenny in My junior year of high school, that was a nice time with her /shit because of my grand pa getting sick. Kept me feeling like shit from my grandpa turning sick. She gave me all the pussy I wanted. Hung out with her a lot, she sucked me into just getting her ex jealous, even though she came crawling back and I got the last laugh, I got over her. She accused me of cheating which was lame because I got to prove her bullshit wrong. But here is the part that I don't get. A year after that I in my senior year I dated a chick named grace and the same situation played out but my grandpa passed way before this. She kinda had the same traits but she was more caring and actually took a lot of time out of her day to be with me. Then one day she just calley me accused me of cheating when I gave her my all. I liked this chick more than the Jenny. She eventually comes back like Jenny did but she wasn't making anyone jealous that I couldn't prove. It only came from some person I never really knew and he had no proof either. Apprently I made her mad and she fucked some other dude while I went to a concert with my best friend. I ended up getting the last laugh. Then a few months after figuring my shit out because thst was a fucked up thing. I got in touch with an old childhood friend named amber. I thought shit was going good but she lead me on and was dating some dude behind my back and she was talking to me behind thst dudes back. He got in touch with me and surprisingly the situation played out in a mature manner and she got fucked over.
>>702065166
Wow, you're like, a computer genie or something, ever thought about running for president?
>>702065520
Fuck no.
Presidents need to be technologically incompetent so yoy can hack their emails.
It's the best they can do about transparency.
>>702065447
I guess the point I'm trying to make after this feels vent is that I finally met a chick and have been going strong for two years and she will do anything for mem I have made mistakes and she still accepts me and gives me all her time and so do I. I don't want to lose her, but how do o get these feelings of hatred and regret of these females that fucked me hard and took advantage of me out of my head. I got over jenny, but grave and amber leave a dent in me and I just keep it secret.
I don't want to lose my current relationship and I don't see anything going wrong anytime soon, I just want these feelings gone and just not feel guilty about feeling like this.
>>702064517
I'm 24. Seems a little young to be feeling trapped, I know. And I hate it because I don't feel in control of my life. I consider myself a relatively simple man in terms of wants. I want a stable job, a place to live, and enough free time to enjoy myself. But at the moment, I don't have the "stable" job, or the free time. My manager is a cunt that will more than likely get me fired soon, and the job I have works me hard enough where I have about an hour per day to do what I want
>>702065447
>>702065735
If more info is needed let me know, I tried to shorten it up the best I can while giving some sort of idea.
>>702064824
I know it sounds cliché, but what I need is money. I feel a change of environment would help tremendously but I'm currently enrolled in college and make minimum wage
>>702065390
Oh, sorry. Tarot readings are probably the wrong place to look for that. I'd say 2/3 of the cards are at least a little unpleasant. Here, I'll try a different deck.
>Three of Cats
You're going to have three kittens thrust upon you that you'll have to take care of! They're too cute to refuse.
>The Lord of Shenanigans
Uh oh, turns out it was just a prank, bro.
>Giant Reimu's Feet
Start licking, pathetic slave. I hope you have lotsa saliva!
>>702052551
am i going to be president?
>>702066263
thank you
>>702065088
I know, but I normally come back, and I have no idea if anyone notices or not.
But it doesn't really matter, I lack presence and reply if I have anything to say anyway, so I'm used to it
I still believe I am part of the thread nonetheless
-Sweet Roll
>>702065735
Well, the fact that you realized this new girl is different from all the previous one is proof clear enough that you shouldn't be so much on the defensive with her and just enjoy instead.
>>702065741
I dunno, I would suggest you save a bit of cash and buy a plane ticket to wherever they pay better.
Can I get me a reading my boy
>>702066461
Well fuck me guess not
>>702066533
Ayy
>>702066041
No need to apologize; I'm happy you took time out of your evening to do that much for me.
My my, what a cruel temptress you are. I'm not sure how I could possibly refuse though~
>>702066432
Hawk here, I'm not defensive with her at all. Just after being in and out of shit kinda got me in a bad mind set leading to making mistakes while being with my current gf. She accepts me as a whole and we do a lot of shit together. I enjoy all of my time spent with her and it's fantastic.
Just the shit that jenny, mostly amber and grace did still come up in the back of my mind and once I start thinking about it I get depressed and shit. Then I feel guilty because I'm sure that isn't a healthy thing to do. I have tried anything I can. I have talked to a close family member, my best friend, and anyone i know would could be helpful. I just can't seem to figure out how to address this.
>>702066263
Quick! give me a hug!
>>702066996
/me hug!
>>702065735
Well, logically speaking, you should have nothing to feel guilty about. You got screwed over a bunch of times by falling for the wrong people, apparently. That's not your fault, and there's nothing you could've done to prevent things from going the way they did with those girls.
What you can control is the relationship you have now. It sounds like you have a really good thing going, and rather than worry about losing it, you should enjoy it for however long it lasts! No relationship is forever, and there can always be unforeseen circumstances that drive even two really compatible, good people apart. So the best way to look at it is to enjoy it while it lasts, for what it is, and try not to think about the rest.
Have you spoken with the girl you're dating about these feelings? If she's like you say she is, she'll probably be supportive and able to make you feel better about it.
>>702065741
>>702065986
Well, at 24 that's an overwhelmingly common feeling to have, actually. It's what they call a quarter-life crisis. You're at the age where most people have told you you should have your life together by now, but that's just a fantasy. Very very few people actually have things together by that age, or even by 30. But the fantasy they've been fed their whole lives, coupled with watching Facebook feeds and other sources of "my life is better than yours" news makes them stress out and feel trapped and hopeless.
If you're in school and you have a job, you're already doing two great things for your future. They're both slow, and take patience, but life is all about those baby steps. As long as you're making those every day, you'll get there.
As for what else you can do... I'd say it's not too early to start living in the moment as it is. Maybe you can't afford to go traveling the world or the other grandiose adventure-y things people usually think about when they imagine the good life, but you can still be adventurous no matter where you are.
>>702066931
Look, everytime you think about the bad shit that happened in the past, look at yoir girlfriend, shit's already in the past, same when you're depressed, if you say she is always there for you, well then, be happy with her for her then.
>>702066533
Got me some dubs here me boy
>>702067258
>*hug*
Good girl~!
>>702067062
>*hug*
Good operation system~!
I'm tired, goodnight guys! Rest well and luck this week for you!
>>702067706
Sweet dreams.
>>702067379
>Four of Cups
Apathy, dwelling on past experience. Love that turns to familiarity. Happiness that has reached its peak.
>Two of Wands
Success that has been achieved through hard work. Strength of character and will ensuring that ideas come to fruition.
>The Devil
A tendency to hoard money and objects of value. Sexual obsession and lust.
It sounds like you're going to get bored of your all too familiar surroundings, which will cause you to enter a boom of creativity and success to drive yourself out of it. Be careful of taking materialism too far though, or you'll end up feeling like the devil.
>>702067204
Hawk here, thanks for the advice man I appreciate it.
I did talk to her about it in a way, and she is helping me through it and mostry other pwrsonal things. She knows when I'm depressed and will ask me if I want to talk about it. I wouldn't want to go in circles with her on this topic and make her think I'm not into her anymore you know? It's been four or 5 years since all this past shit happened and it just bothers me how I think about it time to time and I get a guilty feeling. I am moving forward into life and we have a blast together. I don't really think about much bad shit when im with her. It's just when I'm hanging by myself and my mind just starts to wander if that makes sense.
>>702067289
I'm always happy for her, she has opportunities for a career and It makes me so delighted because I hate seeing her so upset. She has done a lot for me to get my shit together, I make sure she is happy too.
>>702067204
>>702068558
My bad what I forgot to add also is I used to hang out with shaddy shit people and they had the same type of relationships. I get it I'm young and learning. But what upsets me is why did I get it from what I saw and learn what hapened to me the first time around. Ovviously I know what red flags to look for now in life, but it just sucks I didn't see shit sooner.
>>702068760
I can understand that for sure. I can't tell you how many things I've done in life that were objectively bad choices and I may have screwed myself into a hole that'll take a long time to climb out of. It's not a pretty thing to think about, and it gets me down from time to time. Whenever I see one of those threads about "what would you do if you could talk to your past self" I usually get very upset, but I have to remind myself that time travel is never going to be possible and it does no good to think about it.
The only productive things we can do with regards to time, are to look forward, or stop and look around us. It's good to remember that whenever we catch ourselves trying to look back for too long.
>>702069209
These guys bone.
Are we done here? It's looking like we're done here.
>>702069740
>gif
>no movement
I'm off to bed Reimu, make sure you get some rest.
and so the thread dies as it lived, cursed
>>702070364
Goodnight!
I'm just happy I had a shrine party that made it past midnight for once. It hasn't happened in a while now!
About to pass out
In class
>>702070597
Worst time to crash, ME.
It's been while. Hello people.
>>702071090
bit late there m8
>>702071090
Hi! Welcome back!
>>702071252
Am I?
>>702071420
Hiya Reimu! Nice 420.
>>702071503
yes, thread was just about to die
>>702071503
This small air cleaner thing in my class has noctua fans
>>702071613
Well, I mean, if it's about to die then I can just let it then.
>>702071852
Dude weed lmao
>>702072380
What kinda class has plants in it?
>*whisper*
Goodnight everybody!
>>702072491
It's a generic classroom.
My math classes are in it.
This system is like a wall with pockets in it where plants grow. It also has a watering system so you don't have to water it yourself.
I'm not sure what the fans are there to do but I want to steal them
>>702072496
Sleep well!
>>702052551
Good evening,
Dandelion reporting, DUBS GET!
>>702073109
Fuck Reroll
>>702073109
Dandelion who?
That's a new name
>>702073420
Dandylions wear suede!
>>702069188
Thank you my dude. I appreciate it. You have given a better in depth reaponse than the people close to me has said.
>>702052551
are you genuinely giving advice OP?
>>702073598
I'm trying, at least. Why do you ask?
>>702073517
If it helped at all, I'm happy. Best of luck to you, Anonymous!
I'll stay until my curiosity is satisfied!
>>702073727
I will take what you have said into mind and see how I feel in the next while. Best of luck to you too OP!
>>702073727
okay,
I'm gonna cut this super short.
i met this girl overseas, we had a huge connection. We stayed in contact. She came to my country for a short time, we hung out it was great.
She came back to spend time with me, my family member got really sick before she came, I told her I couldn't see her because the time was bad. She came anyway. Told her I could only be her freind at that time.
She continued her own trip.
3 months later
Family member got better. Told her I missed her.
She wanted to meet me.
we were going to meet for 2 days, she extended it to a week.
Once we met we had a great time for 2 days then she was due to travel home. Told me she didn't want another lover but wanted a boyfriend.
So what about me?
"no not you"
she gets home to her country, tell her about my family being sick etc. She tells me I wish I had told her sooner, I message her on her birthday, she calls me, talks about us travelling to the same country together but not specifically meeting.
I send her a birthday gift, she tells me she got it and it made her cry.
I message her that I am wiling to travel anywhere to see her and it would be nice to see her because I still care.
No reply.
What do I do?
>>702074504
ps we fucked for 2 days most recently, and spent 5 together. We fucked when we met overseas, and previous time she came to my country.
most recent time she came here she was talking about settling down here and marrying me. She certainly felt rejected when I couldn't spend time with her.
>>702074504
Ouch... well, my next step would be to forget about it for a while, and then maybe in a few weeks try messaging her again. I wouldn't hold my breath, since it seems like there's some reason she's not interested. It's very confusing, so I can see why you can't read her very well, but that's the feeling I get anyway. Slight discomfort.
>>702074745
Then again, considering that PS, maybe I'm wrong. Either way, all you can do is wait and maybe try again after waiting for a while.
>>702075090
this is my follow up message:
No pressure at all, take your time.
I have airline credits that I need to use from the times I needed to cancel a ticket to <see her while she was here and couldn't>.
I understand that I hurt you and for what it's worth it hurt me a lot when things in my life kept me from spending time with you.
It's up to you about meeting again, we might even be in <a country we are mutually travelling to in a few months> at the same time, and I'd like to see a friendly face and go out dancing.
I took some dancing lessons before you were coming to stay with me, although I didn't even need them (and learned a little Spanish).
I'd love to be able to make up for the time we didn't get to spend together.
Even if we're still just friends, I'll be in <that country> anyway, and it would be nice to catch up with and have an adventure with a friend.
Siempre suya plátano. <always yours banana>
>>702075478
will send this after about a week
>>702074504
Rather than telling her you don't have time, you could've asked her if she could help. Do you think she would?
Also, lack of communication can always be a result of a technological difficulty. If you can't verify she's seen the messages you've sent, you shouldn't assume so.
>>702075576
message was read
>>702075576
and she's still active on facebook.
Although the day before I added some "featured photos" and the day after she read it she added her own "featured photos" one of which I had taken of her.
>>702075478
for more insight I'm terrible at dancing and always yours banana is gibberish. Just trying to end the message on a light note
>>702075478
>>702075549
Sounds good to me.
>>702075647
Also, the reason I recommend waiting is both because it's better for you if you don't obsessively send her messages over and over (as some people tend to do in this situation) and because I've run into situations where someone sends me a message that I genuinely want to respond to, but my response is too complex to write up immediately. I have to think about it, so I take my time. And sometimes I forget to reply. So it's possible that something like that happened here, too.
>>702076131
Like your love letter for me! >:c
>>702076522
W-wha?!
>>702076699
Ah don't try to wriggle yourself out of this one!
>>702077022
I'm so confused!
>>702077396
I don't think I ever had any idea I was supposed to do that!
>>702076131
Thanks for the reassurance.
It's been 4 days, I'll send the reply after it's been a week or so.
>>702077575
See! you totally forgot all about ittttttt...
>>702052551
Working burning man and a lot of my co workers are trying to set me up with this girl that works with us. Total butterface but her body is amazing. We've worked together and have gotten along well but I'm not sure what to do to make the next move. I want to get her in my bed but I don't know what to do. It's been a while since I've been with a woman and I forget how to flirt
Hlp pls
>>702077771
You're making this up, aren't you? Who writes letters to people they see every day anyway?
>>702077984
Shrines maidens do so stop avoiding your duties!
L-Love letters are far more romantic than text messages!
>>702073420
Just a Dandelion, getting a feel for things.
Been lurking for a long long time
>>702077961
Uhh... hmm... This is a tough one. I've never actively flirted with anyone on purpose, it just sort of happens for me. Like we both get in the mood for it and it happens.
So, the key here is chemistry. Next time you're alone-ish together and having a fun conversation, pay attention to her body language. Subtly, but do it. Does she talk to you with her body facing toward you? The way someone's feet point in a conversation means a lot. If they're closed off, they'll be pointing away. If they're open and receptive, they'll be facing you.
Get closer (while still talking) and see how she responds. It's hard to explain what the right moment is for this, it's something you're supposed to just kind of feel out.
Tease her a little somehow. Keep it light and playful. Take her by the hand while you're walking together. She'll either pull away if she's not interested or she'll let it happen and be intrigued.
>>702078273
Fine, fine, I'll write you a love letter. All you had to do was ask!
>>702078273
I want text messages too
How to
>>702079162
I did ask.. you f-forgetfull maiden!
>>702079274
No you want love letters!
>>702078888
On the other hand, you could just straight up confess that you're interested in her and ask if she'd like to go on a date sometime. That's probably the better idea if you ask me.
>>702078497
How long? Are we scary or something?
>>702079835
A live letter would just be weird...
Eh, I do think you know how it is.
Texts are okay.
Damn Reimu for stealing last image for an actually useful post
>>702079835
And when was that?!
>>702080045
Love letter*
My phone keyboard thinks I don't know that word.
>>702079933
You are probably better off doing it this way, it may be blunt but chances of misreading signals and misunderstandings will go down to zero.
>>702079933
It's not really a time to date we work then we go home
>>702080296
That's why I said "sometime." Instead of going home, one of those nights you could go grab a... dinner... or a coffee.. or a minigolf... whatever. Just not a movie. Movies are bad first dates.
When will i finally get trips?
>>702080854
After I go to bed and it doesn't count anymore.
~Reimu
________________________________
Everyone above this^ line is a faggot.
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Everyone below this^ line is a faggot.
...dammit.
>>702080426
It's difficult, we are working in the middle of the desert so we really can't go anywhere
>>702081256
Maybe when it's all over, then. You're gonna want to get her number anyway, since I can't imagine there's a lot of time for flirting at work anyway. Even if it is work at a giant hippie camp, you still probably can't make out on the clock.
It's much later than I expected to stay up so I'm out. Goodnight Anonymous! I love you <3
~Reimu
