Waifu claiming thread.
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>>701892393
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
>>701903551
I still adore this picture.
Claimed.
Claiming Felix
still here
Hello friends
>no life
>Juvia claimed
>mfw I'm on time to the party
>>701902622
That's all we can really so in life, right? Stay on top of things and repeating the cycle of wakefulness and dreams.
My husband is doing fine, back to his usual cycle of ignoring and yelling at me. Had a decent day at the zoo yesterday, until he proceeded to scream at me for not telling him to take an exit from the highway.
He's sleeping his night away currently while I'm drinking on the porch. Sighs... The life I live. *shakes head*
How has life been on 4chan? It's been months since I've been here!
>>701903551
>that image
CUTE!
>>701903431
Hmm? Why's that? Something wrong?
Miho claimed
Claimed
>>701903551
KyoMami? Really?
Why?
Is that in place of KyoSaya?
>>701903551
still claiming bird mom. convince me that your waifu is better. protip: you can't
>>701902480
*pets the bunny*
>>701902533
I have some that are cute, nowhere near enough though
>>701902844
Poor Laura. I just scrolled to the bottom of the thread then look for (You)
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_pSxcd0uHA
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
>>701903806
Haven't seen you in months
>>701903972
No, nothing really
>>701904211
You're waifu is literally from Steven Universe, the most SJW pandering horse shit forced on the airwaves of the 2000s.
You have to prove that she is better than shit. That is not our responsibility.
>>701904211
No one can do that, but we can confirm that we're better people as we're not fishing for (You)'s for posting a Steven Universe waifu.
>>701904211
My waifu doesn't have to be better. We can all coexist.
Incidentally, Ame claimed.
Shinoa claimed ',:)
you know the drill
>>701904211
She's western
She has no sexual organs
>>701904368
>no
>>701904561
Smug Pug
Jibril claimed
>>701904386
Blame it on the wine!
Plus it's been an off day, so why not check up on everyone.
How have you been?
>>701904386
I see i see. Well that sucks. Insomnia is always a bummer.
Also, since you said you wouldn't be around later, i'll warn you now. I might not be on much/at all the next few days or so. Going camping until sunday morning. Leaving Thursday, and i'll be fairly busy tomorrow too.
>>701904743
*pets the miho*
Claimed.
>>701899112
shinobu a best
>>701903688
Dammit son
>>701905103
Rolling.
>>701904941
>POMF
>>701905166
What
_ ''_
> - <
>>701904089
Actually it should be KyoukoMami, not sure why that one is named different.
>>701903830
Thank you, that little Tomo is cute too.
>>701903674
It's pretty good.
>>701904368
There's never enough cute.
Claimed
>>701905187
You're really going to explain to me what that means one of these times...
>>701905177
HOT DAMN IT'S BEEN A MINUTE
>diabetes
>character song never
>literally less than nothing
...
It's been so long I can't even remember my insults.
You get off easy this time.
>>701903674
/comfy/ is king.
That sounds like a really warming way to fall asleep opposed to my methods because sometimes if its not cold enough I might not rest as well.
>>701904974
How's it going Yuuko
>>701905103
waifu bait
>>701905342
Oh, I also have a fan blowing on my face when I'm laid down on my bed. Even then, I still have problems sleeping. But man it does feel great even when I can't fall asleep.
>>701905338
>quoting myself
I'm so out of practice. Is the hugbox winning?
>>701905328
Just the POMF part.
>>701905413
Decent, I suppose. It's pretty hot.
You?
>>701905746
triggered
>>701904368
My bun!
>>701904743
<3
>>701904781
Sword lord
>>701905328
Pomf means pomf =3
Claimed
Much Pafu Pafu
>>701905898
>>701905746
Soo... landing on something soft? As in pulling me into breasts or lying down or what?
>>701905898
You all are just fucking with me now...
>>701905928
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Took way to long to find you gentlemen.
>inb4 search
Too drunk; didnt think
Whats up fellas?
claimed faggots
claimed
>>701903551
Inaba claimed
What an exhausting day >.>
> Kud claimed
>>701906131
Stupid frog poster.
>>701905338
she's still MINE
>>701906377
You to anon? What happened?
>>701906377
Welcome back.
>>701906079
Happy bun! ^_^
>>701906128
It's supposed to be some loli not knowing shes about to get dick'd. The pic is famous for that 'pomf =3'
>>701906208
Nothing
![Syndra [241].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/FbykeLM.jpg "Syndra [241].jpg")
>>701904912
Could be better.
Some minor heath problems but thats about it. Trying to restart my schedule, but its not working.
Moving back in with my roomates tomorrow, should be "fun".
Done anything interesting while you where gone?
>>701904941
I'll probuably wont be posting so late in the night anymore due to classes and work restarting next week pluss me moving back to my dorms.
Have fun cramping.
>>701906377
Kud is a cute.
>>701906128
More like a hug with the POMF sound being my face on your chest.
>>701905791
I hear ya, my room is unusually chilly right now. Usually it's pretty hot, but then again I haven't been playing many games on my computer tonight.
>>701905898
That picture never fails to crack me up. How you doing?
>>701903806
Yeah... yeah, I suppose that's true. But I'm okay with that.
Oh. Well, that is certainly the opposite of what I had hoped to hear. Trouble in paradise then, eh? Seems like it's been that way for a bit. Well , fuck. I'm sorry about that. I hope you get to have more decent days soon. I get the feeling that you could use them.
I see. At least tell me that the wine is good?
Oh, umm. I'm actually not able to tell you, haven't really been anywhere else on 4chan, save for this thread everyday. As far as this place goes, nothing's changed, not really, just a new roster of characters.
>>701905688
I know what you mean, the downtime at night leaves lots of room for "sailing" the time with the simple act of preparing for going to sleep for me.
>lights off
>window open
Well, it's about that time again. I'll be leaving the thread now so until next time, Shiro!
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>>701906326
You blocky bastard
>>701906337
YOU WAIFU STEALING FUCK!
>>701906377
NUUUUU!
>Ruby Claimed
>>701903691
fgt
Hey hey whats good in the hood friend?
>>701906411
She's just my second least favorite monogatari girl.
snail > doll > monkey > cat = crab > kaiki > bee = bird > math > bat > literal shit > snake
>>701906462
Neighbor's dog was terrorizing mine when I got home, had to smack a bitch.
>>701906468
Thank you, glad to be back :3
>>701906546
I couldn't agree more, so is Shizuru
>>701906630
YEEEESSSSSS
>>701906539
>>701906635
Is that not a grill?
>>701906674
Just got off a 13 hr shift and head in at 5 am for another
>>701904743
> :(
>>701905187
You want pomf? ;)
>>701905284
The fanart community for alice is very small
>>701905898
He doesn't want me to do it anyway :(
>>701906787
Awwwww.... At least this one is smarter
>>701906545
Oh? What times can i expect to see you around then?
Also, i don't remember your exact time zone... I could look it up but... lazy.
>>701906549
Hmm... Well if you say so.
>>701906539
Hmm. Looks familiar i guess. I didn't pay the pomf any mind though. Japanese uses a lot of onomatopoeias.
>>701906787
Wait, are you O.G. Kud?
>>701906070
trap?
>>701906914
>The fanart community for alice is very small
Sadly.
She's a cutie.
>>701906857
What sane person names their daughter Felix?
>>701906787
See
>>701906857
For my exhaustion. Yeah doges can be tiresome sometimes you just gotta smack a bitch.
>>701906604
The bed at night is a liferaft, in the ocean of the dark.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUQgy1p9HhQ
See ya later dude!
>>701906994
No.
>>701904369
Late notice.
Claim.
>>701907032
>anime
>expecting sanity
>>701906857
Oh god that sounds awful I hope you can make it tomorrow friend <3
>>701907032
>Daughter
I just want to touch her
Penny Claim
>>701906914
Maybe
>>701906975
>splash
>>701907207
That was the point, retard.
>>701903551
your gay for having a waifu
>>701906674
YOU DON'T GET SOMETHING FOR NOTHING! YOU CAN'T HAVE FREEDOM FOR FREE!
Black Bananya is top tier waifu.
>>701906934
?
>>701906994
No, sorry, new guy ;~;
Husbando claimed
I CLAIM DINK, NO PICS
>>701907143
>Tfw its like this every day for 7 days a week and its actual labor.
I'm semi used to it. Just sucks only being home for 2 hours before needing to go to sleep.
>>701907339
Poes law. Retard.
>>701907517
So you admit to being a retard with no reading comprehension?
>>701906723
hachikuji is pretty qt, but is dead and can't shapeshift
>>701907450
>>701906630
I've never seen someone claim Inaba before.
>>701906556
Fuckin gotcha homie. Would be fine but migraines suck :/ advil can only block it till then
>>701906674
Nothing much, frenemy. You?
>>701906840
That tub must be really tight
>>701906975
Yup. Yes they do. But my guess is that uts primarily used manga/anime for added effects
>>701907225
Pennz
>>701907417
Oh, then welcome! Enjoy your time!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zo9KiwgObZ4
Mine and Mine only.
>>701907591
All of the loli in the Monogatari series are dead.
>>701907417
>>701907619
hahahaha
>>701907620
Smugger. :>
Siege servers are being horrific tonight.
>>701907572
>Poes law
>Reading of text is to be taken seriously unless told otherwise.
Is being stupid natural to you, or are you just trying hard tonight?
I CLAIM EMILY
>>701906556
Lucky, lucky you. Plus, I get the small room with little ventilation.
>>701906787
I would talk to you, but I was planning on heading to bed. Apologies. But maybe I won't be able to sleep tonight.
>>701906975
gmt +3, it 6am now
I'll probuably try ending my day around midnight, but who knows how well that will go.
>>701907620
>not as tight as you smug <3
>>701907726
Y U he'd be med
Claimed TriHard
>>701907778
3dpd slut
>>701907778
she'll die of cancer in a few years though
>>701907709
that's okay, my waifu is eternal
MASUZU BEST WAIFU
Goodnight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sy8cklFZ3sA
suck it niggers
>>701907894
Maybe I want you mad?
>>701907932
>>701907934
Wow thats really not funny
>>701907620
Ooooh I hear ya. Medicine can only do so much. I used to get headaches all the time when I was in elementary school
>>701907779
I cannot stand the heat. Being sweaty and hot makes me feel so gross, I'm much rather be cold.
>>701907774
>the post is about a cat named Felix
>the quoted post was asking if it was a girl
>my post says, verbatim, "What sane person names their daughter Felix?"
>your dumbass implies that Felix is not a daughter
>which is what my implication was also
>having no reading comprehension
>must take everything written down as literal when it is obvious this is a sarcastic remark
Admit it, your autism gets in the way of your ability to comprehend situational sarcasm and satire to the point you have to defend yourself with autistic laws.
>>701907950
>>701907376
You won't get wise with the sleep still in your eyes
>>701907469
I understand your pain friend I have done something similar but keep your head up and it will all pass
>>701907620
Frenemy! <3
>>701907946
There's no such thing as an immortal.
>>701908039
A-anon-kun... don't say such embarrassing things!
super sonico claimed
>>701908075
Their's no way to tell sarcasm through the internet.
>>701907014
I agree! It makes me wish I was able to do art myself, but alas, my skills are lacking
>>701907086
Hello Mizore
>>701907143
Rikka~
>>701907334
I might be able to help with that
>>701907950
Hello, nice to meet you
>>701908075
>It's
>A
>Guy.
Nice post, here's the (You)
>>701903551
The drills must be getting in the way
>>701908085 Fucking nigger
>>701908092
Thanks for the confidence boost m8. Its the little things that get you through. I just wish i didnt have that truck accident that cost me my last job.
>>701907829
Aye... I might catch you in the morning easier... Oh well. I'll try to get you when i can, master. I'll figure it out.
>>701908240
GG
If you want to argue again just make another retarded implication.
>>701908092
Just finished listening to all of 2112. Great album. How are you doing?
>>701908227
>I agree! It makes me wish I was able to do art myself, but alas, my skills are lacking
I wish I could do the same, but eh, it's ok I guess.
>I might be able to help with that
Very lewd.
>>701908262
True.
>>701907742
Sounds bad dude :/
>>701907882
Oh my!
>>701908062
All the time?! Rip you back in the days homie
>>701908092
How are you?
>>701908353
>Didn't even read.
she's the bomb, anon
>>701906597
It's been trouble for a while now, yes. Been spending a lot of time at my mum's house when things become too much ti bare here. I've been holding up this marriage for years now in hopes that maybe one day he'll quit gaming nonstop and actually want me, but it's become too much of a burden anymore.
Sad thing is I know there are guys out there waiting in the wings to sweep me away, but I'm so deep in this that I have no idea what to do anymore.
The wine is excellent, made only 2 hours from here and is worth every single trip north. It's a blush.
Not surprised at all. Typical 4chan...always shit.
>>701908227
Yo yo
>>701908227
Hey Alice~
>>701908309
Oh sorry to hear that man, but dont worry about the past now, its over and done with just keep it out of your head and you will feel a ton better. I do the same thing sometimes.
>>701908401
Didnt I tell you I bought it? I listened to it all on the car ride home, best song is Twilight Zone
>>701908477
Im doing alright! How are you doing?
>>701908477
Yep. Whether or not they were actual headaches and not me just faking it so I could go home from school early is up for debate.
HOWEVER, I did have them quite often, and they were annoying as hell.
>>701908491
>>701907081
I value it more than fifteen "Hello's"
>>701908654
The entire album is fantastic, I'm not really a fan of Tears, but I love all of the other songs.
>>701906545
Meh... Not too much. Working at the new job for a few months now, definitely the highlight of my summer. But the fall season is my busy time of year, so I'm ready for that!
Glad to hear you're on the mend! And roommates can be er... Interesting xD
>>701908312
Oh s-so now you want a kiss?
>>701908491
paz nice
>>701908135
i'm going to take the liberal approach and say you're retarded and wrong
Lurking.
>>701908477
Its better now, maybe they got their shit together
>Fucking Ubisoft.
>>701908654
>>701908654
Yeah true, heres to the future
Keelah selai
>>701908953
Thats not lurking
Thats aking for attention
>>701908953
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>>701908315
You never know, it's all up to you now ;)
>>701908463
Lewd is my middle name
>looking for lewd?
>>701908614
How are you doing tonight?
>>701908654
How was your day?
>>701908775
"Hello!"
>>701904369
>>701908775
Sorry.
>>701908477
>kisses
>>701908953
>
>Best fox claim
>>701903551
that's a very impractical way to do stuff
hikage claim
>>701903692
i finally chose
>>701908601
>in too deep
your never in too deep until you pretend your gay and end up having a faggot harem while being married to a dude for 5 yrs who thinks your a diagnosed retard
>>701909102
*asking
>>701909119
>Lewd is my middle name
Oh.
>looking for lewd?
Are you?
>>701909150
Makes for a cute picture though.
>>701909119
Show me POMF!
>>701907795
Oh, it's okie. Goodnight, Shiro.
>>701908681
My husbando
>>701909128
I really love Tomoko
>>701909251
>Doesn't like them in discord
>>701909333
>>701908944
>stake through the heart to paralyze
>douse in holy water to weaken
>chop off head
>throw into sunlight to burn away
Classic vampires are not immortal at all.
Checking in.
Reading Dragon Ball manga
>>701909102
>>701909105
>>701909132
And now I get (You)'s. What kind of backwards logic is this?
>>701909155
Ummm....
The harem idea sounds ok.... But nothing else xD
And straight dudes instead?
>>701908819
Yeah super true, my friend never heard it so I showed it to him to he loved it
>>701909089
Exactly friend!
>>701909119
It was alright, long day but its over now I had to replace so many seat covers it was crazy
