Waifu claiming thread.
Last thread: >>701500445
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando.
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed.
>Only one claim per anon.
>No stealing (unless trips or more).
>No oversexualised content.
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion).
>Discussion is welcomed.
>Insults must be original.
>If you're posting images, you're not lurking.
>3D is almost always trash.
>Joining means a reserved place in hell.
>Most importantly, join the Schwarzer Hase!
Laura claimed.
>>701512649
We'll see about that when we met, Cat~
>>701512925
>Tfw no 5 Cleaver Riven
OH WAIT, THAT'S STILL HOW I BUILD HER
>And it somehow always fucking works.
>>701513331
But what if there's a thunderstorm or something ever
I can't be by myself then
Claimu
>>701513216
rolling to steal all your waifus
still here
>>701513155
That's true I guess
What's the temperature there atm?
I thought it was always extremely hot
>>701513216
Oh damn, those are pretty bad
Perhaps I should really start disciplining myself
>>701513387
>Thunderstorm
>SoCal
>Thunder
>Rain
Lol, you're a funny cat.
Calamity-masu'd
>>701513542
it is but 2 fans in my room make it kinda chilly
>>701513559
I've never been to cali ever in my life so i don't know
>>701513542
Do whatever has the most positive effect.
>>701512563 (TsunYun)
Well I already know I'm going to go over to the stream to watch the new Re:Zero episode later.
D.Va
>>701513331
I hate Riven.
>>701513625
It's very very dry here. VERY dry.
>>701513899
Everyone hates Riven. It's why if I play her, I do that. Because it's so stupid and you have to be really bad to let it work.
>>701513610
Wait I'm lost
I thought it was too cold in your room, but you have two fans in it?
Where you being ironic?
Am I that much of an idiot?
>>701513657
I am being useful now though so I guess that's positive
And by that I mean I got off the couch and now I'm in my room charging my phone
Else I would've lose the ability to talk to you guys
>>701513687
Oh right
That's going to be fun, I hope I can join in time. You think you can give me a heads up when you're going to start?
>>701513899
Tip, play TK against her
Riven players get tilted extremely hard by him
>>701514052
Okay so it's literally the exact opposite of Oregon
>>701514088
well i turned one off but its still cold in there
I should really sleep soon. Got work tomorrow.
>>701514118
From the counts my mom told me about her living up there, yes. Think of it like a desert that's only as hot as a desert for 70% of the year.
>>701514283
night
>>701514052
Meh, I can beat hear with Fiora I guess, but right now I'm only playing ADC.
>>701514088
Thanks, but I've been playing this game for some time aswell. She's just retarded, not that I don't know how to win versus her.
>>701512570
I prefer better top for carrying.
Such as GP. 1 batter, two kills.
>>701514283
Good night.
>>701514356
Oh boy it's going to be fun adapting to the weather down there
>>701514530
I can't remember the last time i lost to a Riven unless she got ganks THE WHOLE laning phase, since level 3.
>I main Irelia and Poppy top
>She's literally powerless to stop me
>>701514575
Oh ya, it's an interesting weather. Not one I'm ultra fond of, but it's not the worst.
>OH GOD, NO! HERE WE GO AGAIN! WHHHHHHHY?!
>>701514244
But if it's cold why even have one on in the first place?
>>701514530
I wasn't telling you how to play the game, honestly riven is quite easy to play against.
But the kench is just extra satisfactory because the few seconds you have her in your belly before her death they will flame the fuck out of you
>If you spam your mastery icon after that I guarantee they will rage quit
>>701514088
Ah, well that's good to hear, otherwise that would have been a shame.
If you have free time today you should finish KLK.
>>701514667
I mained the old Poppy. She was hella fun to play.
>ulti the support
>no dmg from anyone
>>701514826
Tahm is not in meta anymore.
>>701514088
It starts in about 5 hours or so.
>Filename somewhat related.
>>701514667
Well I'll be sure to bring my fan down too for myself
clmd
>>701513206
>>701513428
>>701514826
i counted the one on the ceiling i never turn it off. i still wish my dog was in my bed at least
>>701513462
>>701513542
>>701513574
>>701514902
I couldn't really get into old Poppy, but when new Poppy came out, I was having so much fun, I hit level 5 mastery with her within like, a week and a half.
>>701514915
Might not need it if I get the swamp cooler.
>/o/ IS DOING AUTISM AGAIN!
>>701514984
>>701515052
>>701515076
>>701515124
>>701515163
Better make mine a good one.
>>701514902
>I mained the old Poppy
Just when I thought I couldn't like you more you pop this.
>>701514283
>>701514846
I probably will
I wanna try sleeping less, but everytime I just dooze off without realising it
>>701514902
I truly hope you are joking
But even if he was, which let me stress he is not
You just said you used to main old poppy which never was even close to meta so what are you even talking about
>>701514903
Okay cool I think I'll be in then
>I'm ready for it
>>701515072
Oh I see, well if it's cold maybe turn it off for once
You can clean your dog and bring him in
Or accept the smell, and shower tomorrow morning
>>701514052
>>701515294
this her?
>>701515474
>Catface
I at least had a laugh at it if nothing else.
>>701514479
>>701515334
nah i just need to get two dogs or something.
>>701515294
If it's going to be hot as hell, I'm gonna have to be cold as fuck
>>701513899
>>701515334
>You just said you used to main old poppy which never was even close to meta so what are you even talking about
>old poppy
>not meta
Old poppy could've been played whenever.
She had a great ulti.
She had a great stun.
She was a powerful little child.
Please, do not stress about the truth, you should just accept it.
>>701515303
She was pretty fun to play so I just went for it.
>I couldn't like you more you pop this.
Is your choice, whatsoever.
>>701515294
Both Poppy are pretty good, but I prefer the old one. I guess is just a matter of preference.
>>701515334
I do that a lot as well.
in fact i think i might have to go, see ya!
>>701515779
What is the new Poppy missing from the old one other than her ult?
>>701515624
Two dogs are amazing tbh, wish my house had the capacity to house them
It's so funny to see them do shit together
>>701515779
Most
Effective
Tactic
Available
That's what meta means, now old poppy might have been fun and viable in a lot of roles I'm not denying it. But never was she top tier in any of those roles because of very good reasons
>>701515883
Bye nui
Have a good one
>>701515677
The swamp cooler is essentially an AC, that uses WAAAAAY less electricity.
>We're poor, we need to save on bills.
Also, have a cat.
>>701515779
Indeed it is.
>Makoto
>>701516081
or a person. but that really high hopes
>>701516086
That sounds nice then
Probably won't need it then
>>701516086
>>701515677
And another Cat.
>>701515615
out of all dva lewds you could find you pick this mediocre piece of shit
>>701516036
Her memes.
I remember when I spammed that nice dance of hers whenever I was high on mushrooms and tripping balls.
>>701516081
No.
Poppy is the best game ever. End of the story.
>>701516086
How about a cat?
>>701516317
__d_va_overwatch_drawn_by_enagi__odad5bc129c108529c4d1dac26d36d3e
>>701516256
Ah, I'm sure there's someone who'd pay you a 15 dollar bill to cuddle with you
>I'll even do it for free
>>701516328
Jesus Christ, you can't even have a normal discussion
What ever
>>701516300
>Bring it anyways.
Can never have too many fans!
>>701516328
Kitty.Karen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUMTNx7kOZ8
>>701516317
There's some pretty good webms out there.
>>701516328
I didn't know you popped shrooms before. So, do you have a lot of rankeds with Poppy?
I fucking hate captcha
>>701513387
I can't find anything of her.
>>701516036
>>701516555
i dont think thats possible. and that would be awkward
>>701516869
Post more.
You missed Youmuu by the way >>701515303
>>701516852
thats true but i think most of the 3d ones look awkward and poorly made
>>701514984
I leave for a short time and an anon starts posting lewds of some of our waifus. Alrighty then.
>Reverse search brought back only one result, but a different version of it.
S-saved.
>>701515334
You better be ready.
>P R E P A R E.
I literally have a couple of popcorn packets put up just so I can eat one while watching Re:Zero.
>>701517021
>>701517220
im pretty autistic for just copying and replying filenames while leaving no substance for further conversation -Sachii-.png
>>701516933
It'll happen eventually don't worry
>I mean someone else not me
If it's just for warming each other up it's okay right?
>>701517261
I don't think I'll ever be ready
>Last week I thought I was ready
I wasn't
Wanna share? I only have some disgusting doritos
>The blue flavoured
>>701517467
Thanks for pointing this out
That's an amazing file name
>>701517537
im not sure but i still think you would make it weird. im going to bed. night.
>>701517404
You're getting better, this one is half-decent. Keep em coming.
>>701517679
Well I got denied
Night tomoko
>>701516852
A lot of lost ranks.
>>701516555
>you can't even have a normal discussion
I guess not.
That's why I'm the most hated, right?
>>701516590
Eh.
>>701516590
I was going to anyways
And we should cuddle if it's just ourselves and if either of us are cold
Beta male new fags.
>>701517537
>Cool Ranch.
I'll pass. Nacho Cheese is where it's at.
>Cool Ranch is disgusting.
Then why'd you buy them?
>>701517724
Can't tell if new poster or anon who doesn't post often.
>>701517874
Good!
>SoCal
>Cold
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
>I'll cuddle anyways though~
>>701518180
Claim!
>>701518344
I meant from the ac you twit <3
>>701518429
who is this?
>>701518197
Neither.
>>701517859
Sounds like Poppy was your League guilty pleasure. I think mine was Sejuani, not that she is bad, she is great even though she shines at ranked 5s, but I could never play her very well.
>>701518519
It won't get as cold as an AC, but it does get much colder than a normal fan.
>>701518722
Okay well I'm still probably gonna be cold
>>701517859
Thats a title you only give yourself
>>701518197
>Nacho cheese is where it's at
My man, I can literally eat 10 bags of those without realising it
>Why'd you buy them
I didn't, it was an event at my store if I bought doritos I got a free cool ranch, me being a jew can't say no to that but it's been lying in my house for a decade now
>>701518900
What's your division?
>>701515303
>>701517724
>>701518599
I wish I could be dominated by a qt vampire loli
>>701518896
Then I suppose there's only one way to fix that~
>>701519007
Right now I'm gold 3
Yourself?
>>701519148
What about Mavis
>>701519202
Plat 1.
>>701519166
Either cuddling or fucking
Or both
>>701519328
Nice, you gonna get diamond you think?
>Im just going to assume this is friendly conversation
I got plat 5 this season but after the mid season change I got into a huge losing streak so I wont down pretty fast
>Rip phone
>Yuno
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KVz9otZJ3U0
>>701519401
Wew there Cat, frisky again already~?
>>701519636
>>701519401
Why don't you guys exchange Telegrams?
>>701517859
Fuck off chen
>>701519825
>>701519884
Yes
>>701519636
Maayyybbeee
>>701519747
I don't even know if Cat has one. Besides, I never go past this kind of teasing in thread.
>>701519976
You should probably solve the issue~
>Or let me solve it for you~
>Captcha is 420
Ayyy weed lmao
>>701520092
>I never go past this kind of teasing in thread.
I bet every gay anon would lick your legs if he had the chance to, so I guess is better this way.
>>701519747
I thought you wanted your favorite hugbox thread to have erp in it
>>701520092
>I don't even know what telegram is tbh
It'd be better if you could solve the issue~ but again, you are not here
▲
▲ ▲
Newfag Check.
>>701519148
>qt vampire lolis aren't even real
Why live?
>>701518599
If you're neither, then what kind of anon does that make you?
>>701518900
Eh, I wouldn't be one to turn down free stuff either. Oh, that reminds me, is the Mtn. Dew flavor voting still going on?
>>701520371
Someone bored of posting the same pics over and over and avoiding unnecessary lewding of his waifu.
>>701520187
I.... what? Why?!
>>701520241
Its an IM platform.
>One day, Cat~
>>701520452
Or, the edgy boi.
>>701520461
>>701520461
Ah alright, is it on google play?
>Hopefully soon
>>701520576
isn't that yuno?
>>701520731
>>701520191
>>701519913
>>701519825
Isn't this (You)?
>>701520731
Aye keep me out of this I'm just lurking
>>701520452
The reason why I asked 'anon who doesn't post often' is because I remember someone tried claiming Kotori a while back, but it was only 3 gifs and for one thread.
>>701520796
maybe
>>701520811
hey bb
>>701520660
Oh hi~
>>701520675
Not sure, I have an iphone. Gotta go check!
>>701520371
I have no idea, I don't think it's for my country anyway
Never heard of it that's what I mean
>>701520897
Ssh I'm lurking, my phone is kill
>>701521034
how are you lurking if your phone is kill?
>>701521022
>gotta go check
Is this it?
>felix-anon
>>701521117
Yes that's it. It's also a desktop app if you prefer it on your PC
>>701520576
I guess pot and meme grips makes you edgy.
>>701520838
I remember something like that, he posted in a few threads but never talked much until he stopped posting at all.
It's a shame, Kotori is best DaL and way above Kurumi in my opinion.
>smart and superior
>twin-tails redhead
>tsun loli who cares a lot about you
Also imouto if you're into that.
>>701521379
>when you don't get any replies
>>701521360
Alright I'll download it then
>>701521724
Wew~
>And I'm about to head home too!
>Sunday morning, shouldn't be any traffic really
>>701513206
Claiming Holo
>>701521724
>>701521817
So I guess we can start shipping you?
>>701521817
Have a nice drive back senpai
>>701521822
Korbo.
Claiming Korbo
>>701521971
Holo.
>>701521971
Ya better be jesting.
>>701521822
>>701521917
>tfw you don't have his cock in your ass
Feelsbadman
>>701522103
Meme.
>>701522044
Korbo,
>>701522103
No
>>701522232
Piss of Sachi
best girl reporting in
(・ω・)
>>701522294
Yuuko a qt.
>>701522294
Your welcome
>>701522281
No.
>>701522294
senpai(・ω・)
>>701521034
>Never heard of Mtn. Dew.
Great, this is Kyouko and Pepsi all over again...
>>701521822
You missed out on the stretches yesterday.
>>701521399
Don't forget healing powers.
>Best DaL.
I think you meant to say Spirit. Still the best one though.
>>701522470
Cunt.
>>701522517
We did them on the rabb.it.
>>701522399
An absolute qt.
>>701522468
oh
uh
very nice, two thumbs up
>>701522470
'Morning, kouhai.
(・ω・)
>>701522517
>the stretches
I couldn't enjoy it because it was furry trash.
(・ω・)
I'm amused that Chara posted 3 times and he still didn't get ANY replies.
>>701522601
No
Korbo is her name you cunt
>>701522729
afternoon (・ω・)
>>701522294
Hey there yuuko
>>701522517
Wait no I've heard if Mt. Dew
>It's disgusting
But I've never heard of doritos Mt. dew
That's what you said right?
>I can never play FE awakening without bawling my eyes out
>No matter how many times I play
>>701522729
>furry thrash
Boi. BOI.
>>701522760
and now you upstaged him
>>701522854
>>701522517
Nvm I reread it and I'm retarded
But I also have no idea about the new Mt dew flavour
That's probably not going in my country since it's not as popular here
>>701522971
__d_va_overwatch_drawn_by_panza__28ccabd5ee9ed2683f7650b371f25190
>>701522971
>>701523102
>>701523029
>>701522961
That's the idea.
When you pity someone, you're trying to make things better for him, because, the poor guy, is trying to speak with EVERYONE, I mean, he's trying to be so nice, even if he's cancer, but he ends up unnoticed.
I feel much better for doing something nice today.
>>701521900
Idk it's up to matoko/senpai tbh
>>701522823
no, it's morning
(・ω・)
>>701522919
YOU HEARD ME.
>>701522854
Hello, hello~.
>>701522854
>>701521034
>>701520811
>>701519555
Nice lurk.
>>701522517
I must admit I haven't watched the second season yet. Who is best DaL in your opinion?
>>701523154
We all cancer
>>701523154
maybe you aren't a jerk after all
>>701523191
No senpai its afternoon (・ω・)
>>701523171
Tbh I thought you were straight Felix
>This is you right? Cat
Since you just broke up with your ex and shit
>>701523191
How are you doing this fine day?
>>701523216
Yea I suck I know
I don't like lurking so I fixed my phone
>>701523191
Dont fuck wiht me boi.
Claimed
>>701523376
I'm bisexual
>felix-anon
>>701523406
Korbo
>>701523408
>explosion.wav
'Morning
>>701523582
Afternoon
>>701523283
4chan is cancer.
>>701523661
Whorebo is cancer
>>701523406
f i g h t
m e
f a g g o t
>>701523304
stop lying, you reptilian fuck
(・ω<)
>>701523376
faggots on rabb.it making me suicidal, but other than that i'm just peachy
How are you?
>>701523154
id like to know his thoughts on these pity replies
>>701523661
pretty much
>>701523661
Fucking heretic
>>701523784
Not reptilian senpai(・ω<)
>>701523809
wallhaven-397900.jpg
>>701523755
no bully you faggot
>>701523784
My waifu would fuck your waifu up.
>>701523859
Piss off cunt.
Got so much to lose
Got so much to prove
God don't let me lose my mind
Trouble on my left
Trouble on my right
I've benn facing trouble almost all my life
My sweet won't you pull me through?
>>701523643
Afternoon for you.
>>701523472
I see
Well that explains your husbando
>>701523784
I'll be right there to help you
>Sachi bullying?
I'm fine kind of a lazy day
>>701523915
You doing okay?
>>701523907
no need to be a kurwa
>>701523859
Dirty Nigger
>>701524060
i never bully senpai (・ω・)
>>701523907
>Holo holding an AK
Oh the irony, Galil
Home. What'd I miss?
>>701524196
memes
Where is my mind?
>>701524060
I've been better but it still is the best I could get in a relatively long time.
>>701524196
Heresy.
>>701523915
trouble
i like cage the elephant
I saw the shadow of a man creep out of sight
And then he swept up behind, put a gun up to my head
He made it clear he wasn't looking for a fight
>>701523900
prove it, reptile
(・ω<)
>>701523907
My waifu would put yours down like the dog it is.
(・ω・)
>>701524060
Bad memes, heresy, and bullies. </3
Everyday's a lazy day in NEET town.
(・ω・)
>>701523915
>not Shake Me Down or Ain't No Rest For the Wicked
Fucking PLEB
>>701524196
Nothing really, chara asked "i guess we can ship you then?" Or something among those lines
I also downloaded telegram
>felix-anon
>>701524256
>>701524283
So nothing new. Got it.
>>701524433
>Nothing really, chara asked "i guess we can ship you then?" Or something among those lines
HE DOESN'T EVEN REMEMBER WHAT HE SAID
HE DOESN'T EVEN SCROLL UP TO SEE EXACTLY WHAT HE SAID BECAUSE WHATEVER CHARA SAID, IS NOT IMPORTANT
THE MAD MAN
>>701524306
image-boardid_0-cut_0-w_718-h_595-t_20160611121152
>>701524325
would a reptile have a maid as a waifu? (・ω<)
>>701524548
No because I'm too fucking tired to scroll up to re-read it again
>>701524306
Sweetie little Jean where did you go?
Everyone has been searching high and low
And you mother is worry sick
>>701524373
Tell Me I'm Pretty is much better than any other Cage The Elephant's album.
And Shake Me Down is shit tier
>>701524280
The pixies?
I like that song
Still the same stuff going on?
