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Waifu claiming thread.

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>>701440146

Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
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>>701447144
Your Waifus are nothing but the embodiment of demons you fools !
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Miho claimed
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>>701446461
I love it.
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>>701446154
Huh weird
Ddosed? :^)
>>701446214
It does? Sounds a bit underwhelming to me
Ive been stuck on prime my entire life I'm pretty determined to finally finished it for once
You a fan of the metroid series
>>701446320
That's good news
Likewise tomoko
Any cool stuff happening?
Like guys fighting on your roof?
>>701446820
You definitely should man, 3ds has been one of the best handhelds in a long time
So many great games, you'll have you hands full with it
>>Kneesocks
The only problem is it'll cost a lot of money since the Dutch school system has been a bitch lately
I kinda got cucked
>Glad you approve though

>Fuck you waifu machine
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>>701447389
mmm those FEET
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>>701447110
happy grillin
>>701447441
Idk about cory but gard got sick :( He's alright now though
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>>701447464
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Not dead yet
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>>701447441
Perfect.
>I feel like I'll get it, and then use it for a while
>And eventually it'll fall into K's hands somehow
>Or she'll use it more frequently than I do. Kek.
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Newfag check

  ▲
▲ ▲
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>>701447059
I'd argue it works that way for nearly everyone.
There's very few people around here who would change more than just a few things about their waifu.
Like i said, i view it as a very fair assumption.
I chose my waifu mostly for her character, and i acknowledge i'm in the minority.
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>>701447722
See>>701447441
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>>701447551
Why does she look so distraught?
Is the viewer suggested to be threatening to steal her snacks?
This is absolutely unnaceptable, and I know who's at fault.
The next poster to get dubs is the one that tried to stael Kyoko's snacks, what a bastard.
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>>701443796
No boat here.
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still here


and
>>701447441
just that we got help from unexpected friends dealing with more raid attmepts but thats good. ive stopped playing
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>>701447389
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>>701447441
not really but old games are always fun brings back that nostalgia

>>701446154(akame)
homeless wouldn't be so bad as long as you had internet
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>>701447389
look how nice dem feet are
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>>701447774
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>>701447917
>Pets the no boat?
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>>701447888
>trips
Holy fuck I can't handle this, what does this mean?
I'm so sorry, Kyoko, I don't know what's happening, I would never take away your snacks please don't hate me what the fuck is this what death feels like somebody help me, oh lord.
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Calamity-masu'd
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>>701446601
>Akame
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9-eKhCukW8
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>>701446461
Oh well, good luck with it. I also have an interest in lewd Mihos.

>>701446976
>Funny you say that, most of my back ups are mp3s.
I would keep 320kbps MP3 for listening and FLAC for backup and conversions. Imagine I want a track in a game that plays OGG or any other weird format? I can just convert it from the source quality FLAC.
>I want to have a library of all music ever recorded before its not possible to do so.
I want to have a library with all the albums that have at least one track I enjoy. It's not possible to do in a lifetime, I won't even be able to find all genres I enjoy, but I try my best to accomplish it and add at least one album into it every day. This is my progress so far.
http://i.imgur.com/hKzoe7R.png

>>701447370
I love you.
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>>701447441
Ah well, money is always a problem.
Extra cost down the line is worth a lifetime of being happier.
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>>701447602
I read discord
Sucks.
Cory was probably doing something stupid in his house
>>701447772
Well seeing as she's pretty much your little sister the chances of that happening are pretty high
Perhaps some gaming rules are in order
>>701447983
I must say the stories you tell about the game sound quite appealing.
Why did you stop?
>>701448025
True true
However as I said prime has been not fun my kid me so bad nostalgia
You have some nostalgic games you wanna play right now?
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>>701448292
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>>701448109
Do not touch the boat that doesnt exist.
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>>701447389
I wonder if she smells nice, like with expensive perfumes and stuff, or like a musky dog smell.
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>>701448375
felt like it was time for a break
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>>701448305
Thanks. And Miho is hot as fuck.

>>701448518
Kitty
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>>701448539
>she
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>>701447827
Hmm, this question has made me rather curious. I've not been in the waifu business that long myself.
Maybe a poll should be created.

>>701448060
Show Sachi feet.

>>701448305
That might be heresy, but I'm not sure.
>osnap
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Yuuko is my wife.
(・ω・)

>>701446929
It's pretty breeze today, in the 80s.
Where are you?
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>>701448649
lol

What would your guess be?
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Claiming Yuuki
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>>701448375
any halo games before 4 and anything I played on ps2
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EIN!
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>>701448851
HE is a mtf tranny undergoing hormone replacement therapy.
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>>701448518
>Pets the Syndra
Better?
>>701448701
Hmm. Feel free to try.
>Polling rattles
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>>701448758
Its been in the 80s here too. But heat index was in the 90s.
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>>701448333
Yes you're right
So wise
What you up to kneesocks?
>>701448542
Yea you've been playing a lot
Gonna play something else or taking a break?
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>stealth claim
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>>701449058
LOL

Well, what is your guess for the smell of him? Perfume, dog musk, or something else?
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>>701448563
Flaming whale tank.
>>701449089
No.
No its not.
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>>701448950
>any halo games before 4
MY MAN.
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>>701448025
I know right? I feel like I don't have any use for money beside living with the bare minimum.
>And fast internet
>>701448375
Heh, this game was messy anyway I'm glad it didn't last long I guess
>>701448265
Cool song made me feel comfy. Thoughts on this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCpUkbij6Ok
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>>701449130
not sure what to play now
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>>701448375
For the most part there are a few rules, she can't play past (on a school night) 8:30, but outside of that its mostly just based on mutual trust n stuff
>I don't play PS2 as much as I use to but when I do its usually with her.
>>701448950
>PS2
Mah Nigga.
>>701449175
Spotted!
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>>701449197
Obviously musky dog as that is the one of the main ways animals communicate: Specific Smell
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>>701449089
Not sure how to do it best. Should it ask people to rate they're waifu appearance and personality?
Is that sufficient?
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>>701449198
INB4 zombie whale in the new MGS spin off.

>>701449089
>splash
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>>701449372
That's what I would think, too.

Are you a fan of those feet?
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>>701449213
>>701449295
kek I love guys aswell <3

>>701449270
feel the same way bed would be nice and my dak
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>tfw nobody claims nidalee
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>>701448563
That high res is hot as well, nice pic.
Is it weird that what I want to do the most with Miho is to play with that side part of her hair?

>>701448701
Aren't you happy that someone is ready to commit heresy for you?
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>>701449598
What's your favorite Halo game? I really loved ODST.
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>>701449554
Well for one they aren't feet, they are paws. And no. I hate furries.
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>>701449197
use this instead
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>>701448950
Yea halo 4 kinda fucked up
I wasn't that big of a PS 2 man though
>>701449270
Id be surprised if it did
3v5 is pretty much open mid right?
>>701449288
Some league?
Always fun getting tilted by retards after you had fun
>>701449295
Are you sure you're not her dad
>Play outside
Do kids even do this anymore?
>>701449687
She's probably hairy as fuck
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The person below this post doesn't actually know what a Waifu is. (They think it's a bean-based dish from Guatemala)
Please educate them, but be polite about it. We wouldn't want to lose any precious members of the Cute Clan due to any nasty elitism.
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>>701449833
LOL
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>>701449844
She plays outside, when we go to the range.
>Or if she plays tag with J, or if she goes for a bike ride
>Or if she's at school, she'll play kickball.
>I'm basically her dad
>She accidentally called me dad yesterday when I picked her up.
>"I gotta go, thats my dad."
>and she was like
>"Oh I didn't mean to say dad."
>But I told her I didn't mind.
I feel happy about that.
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>>701449197
>>701449833
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>>701449687
>not mating season
why even bother?
>>701449598
that's the life
>>701449844
yeah it was
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>>701449844
maybe i kinda just want to chill with someone.
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>>701449764
You mean this?
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>>701449529
I'm still waiting for Miho to pull down Makos top.
Let me check the save date. The 9th.
So I've been waiting for three weeks.
It's the slowest GIF ever.

>>701449764
No, I am.
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>>701450089
Adorable!
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>>701449844
She's got a great personality though :^)
>>701450141
Oh I must have forgotten to mention
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>>701450119
HOW COULD SOMEONE TALK ABOUT THE NICE FEET LIKE THAT
SHE DESERVES BETTER
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>>701449198
Awh. What can i pet then?
>>701449480
Dunno. Might be a little hard to get useful data. Even i would rate my waifu's appearance quite high in a poll like that.
>>701449529
Noo
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>>701450235
Wat?
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>>701449774
halo 3 Is the game I have the most memorys with odst was great but halo 2 was my first game oh god they where all so good I miss my childhood days of obsessing over halo

>>701449844
it was ok its just not what it was halo used to be huge in its prime halo and call of duty where the games everyone played now those days are over :(

>>701450141
if only
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>>701450395
Nothing.
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>>701447389
seriously, why do those feet look so pleasing? they almost feel otherworldly.
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>>701450404
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>>701449833
Fucking rude.
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>>701450395
>splash
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So what is this thread about? I'm so confused...
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>>701449774
halo 2 as it was my first halo game god all the halos where so good I have so many memorys

>>701449844
its just not what it was halo was a huge deal in its day everyone I knew played halo or cod back in the day

>>701450141
if only
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>>701449480
Maybe
Did you pick your waifu because of their
Appearance
Personality
Other
?
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>>701449270
It's okay.
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>>701450089
That's pretty cute indeed man
How old is she again I feel I am thinking of the wrong age
>>701450141
>>Not mating season
That made me kek, nice
>>701450206
You mean chill in real life?
Or play a game where you can be two and just chill?
>>701450330
Does she? She seems like a bitch
>Always fucking invading
Kinda done with her
>>701450430
Yea I agree, but I played all the campaigns of halo with my brother and we were super excited about 4, pre ordered it finished it in one night
And it was kind of a let down
>>701450722
Uh did you just send the same message twice?
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>>701450917
yeah but too late for that
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>>701450524
Bummer.
I'm doing it anyways
>Pets the boat
>>701450690
Nooo
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>>701450690
Miho confirmed for squirter.

>>701450395
You're right, that might not work correctly.
But I don't think it's important either, just my curiosity.
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>Yuuko

>>701450430
Halo is still lots of fun to play occasionally, love picking up CE when I'm bored or there's no internet.
>Halo 2's BR was fun
>Halo 3 had really fun multiplayer
>Halo ODST had a good soundtrack for the empty city

Still miss the Halo 3 days.
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D.Va
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>>701450722
Hi.
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>>701450607
They are drawn with perfect proportions.
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>>701451043
>>701451062
>splashes again
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>>701451107
Hey you.
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>>701450228
This exactly. In a gentle way and both sides at the same time if possible.

>>701450235
Now I need to find a way to get your pictures and prosper my folder.
>this pic
Please, do it.
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>>701450917
god im dumb I thought the first one didn't go

>>701451107
the halo 3 days where great halo 3 had the best multiplayer so fun

>>701451111
hey I know I accidentally posted the same thing twice kek how are you?
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>>701450819
The Love option will get 2/3 and you can't really leave it out.
They poll about how people feel about their waifus was fairly one sided.
People 'picking' waifus seem to be in the minority.
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left
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>>701451322
I am good. And you?
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>>701450248
It was super adorable.
>>701450917
She's only nine, but she's a pretty mature kid for her age.
>Except when she almost mistook another car for mine
>But the detail she noticed that made it different was
>"Oh, this one has an angry unibrow."
>It had a deflector on the hood. I keked so hard.
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>>701451009
Too late for what?
I can still come over If you want
>>701451322
It's okay kek
Happens to the best of us
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>>701451271
I haven't found one like that.
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Have I ever said how much I dislike yardwork? Because its not as bad as they say.
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>>701451517
sure just shoot on over. doors unlocked
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>>701451600
I'm kind of the same way. I'll bitch and moan the whole way but I actually find it kinda relaxing.

I think it might be my autism kicking in, but seeing your yard after mowing it is nice. Almost rewarding.
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>>701447389
pure feet bliss

>>701451600
Vero Nihil Verius

>>701451426
why

>>701451232
it looks like she is cumming
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>>701451254
Hello, hello. How goes it~?

>>701451322
I actually liked some of Halo 4's multiplayer. Didn't feel like Halo, and then I stopped liking it because of the lack of community.

Ever hear of that Halo 3 game thing that's for PC? Fan made, lots of people play it.
I think it has Halo 4 graphics with Halo 3 gameplay.
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>>701450330
oh then you're all clear my man
>>701450722
more like "soon"
>>701450917
man that gif is kinda mesmerizing for some reasons
>>701450835
Do you have such thing as a favorite song? I don't think I could point one out myself but I'd like to know what you like the most
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>>701451587
No worries, in this case just keep unloading cute or lewd Mihos.
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>>701451735
One problem though
Could you pay for my plane ticket?
>>701451898
Kek I was genuine though
It's because queen caught me off guard with those double replies
So I had to post that
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>>701451108
__d_va_overwatch_drawn_by_atobesakunolove_7b3672721dff80afe0522520f540ade8
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>>701451807
i have a thing for bad ass female characters and she has an innocence about her.

plus shes a little big in the hip department thats a plus for me.

http://dorohedoro.wikia.com/wiki/Nikaido
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>>701452083
ive got 4 bucks in my wallet so no
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>>701451043
Pet yourself, boat.
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>>701451955
Would you rather have:

a.) Two 100% black eyes, including the sclera.
b.) Two 100% white eyes.
c.) Two 10-watt eyes that glowed at 532 nm (a pure, green laser pointer color).
d.) Two shaven testicles in individual scrotums as eyes.
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>>701451392
Hmm... Maybe a valid point.
I wonder...
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>>701451955
Cute would be better.
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>>701452215
C sounds cool.
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>>701451791
It is a good feeling. But we're trying to prepare an area for a digger to come and dig for a pool, mowing will be next week. And Ill be the one that has to do that, too.
>>701451807
I know, right?
>you must be weird :^)
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what's going on in here.


Looks a little lewd.
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>>701451898
Oh yeah, I have a favorite song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jltN3fLFmTQ
Changed my life in so many good ways.
>>701451808
It goes great in fact. I'm better than I've been in months. How about you?
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>>701452176
Well fuck
That's sad
I guess I'll just have to watch you from your window then
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My squid is now claimed.
Squdding excellent
Time to get kraken
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>>701452215
why would anyone ever choose D lol
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>>701451232
I'm a boat.
You're splashing into an ocean of splashiness.
Not like that's bad.
I can think of a way to increase your squirting range.

>>701452234
I wonder about your boaty bits.

>>701452243
It's a LIE. I never broke the law. I AM THE LAW.
>post lewd
Maybe cute yuri?
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>>701452521
You gotta be squidding me man.
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>>701452390
Day Laborer Tip: Long sleeves are cooler, temperature wise, than bare skin in the sun.
Also, a Bandanna on your head is cooler, temperature wise, than your hair or scalp in the sun.
Guess what? It's the same for pants.
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The one and only <3
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omGG cxcxcxcxcxcxc
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>>701452693
Rolling
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Claiming Felix

Woke up because it was hot as hell
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>>701452243
Eh, now that I was getting ready to post some more questionable Homus.
But sure, let's take it the /c/ way.
>>
>>701452641
Im aware of those points. I practice them regularly. Though fabric plays a part. Also its too early for Spring by a few days, quite overcast.
>>701452676
Hey, that wasn't me.
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>>701452471
thats ok. at least the stlaker will be as bored as me
>>701452521
im thinking its time we make calamari if it keeps going.
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>>701452215
D is too random for me.
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>>701451443
im ok just hanging out you doing anything?

>>701451517
you can come over here aswell

>>701451808
thats the thing didnt feel like halo even reach was bale to hold that feeling I guess those days are over and no I havent whats it all about

>>701451898
uhoh getting the boot soon?
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>>701447895
Quality

>>701448305
Im mostly looking for mass here.
I hate the majority of the music I have,I just love the stockpile
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>>701452956
Just playing some Hold 'Em.
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>>701452823
I would hope you knew, considering your location.

Just figured I'd pass the info along, my friend didn't believe me for the longest time and he tried it one day. He said it made a big difference.

What about Spring?

>something about that image is fuzzy
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>>701452215
A, get that Stuart Pot look.
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>>701449130
Resting, move in day is tomorrow
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>>701452838
What if I already am?
Ha jokes on you tomoko
>>701452956
Well uh, id love to but we'd have the same problem
Could you pay for my plane ticket?
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>>701452083
classic queen
>>701452421
Ah I can see how you can get empowered by this song. Unfortunately my favorite songs don't have very positive impacts on me
>>701452956
I feel like my will to leave on my own is stronger than my boss's will to fire me but one sure thing is that I'm not keeping this up for long
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>>701453273
well watching me wont fix it
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>>701452956
Yeah, Bungie was able to make it feel like a true Halo game. 343's trying their best, but it's not working. Halo 5's Warzone would've been cool if it was in Halo 3's engine.
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>>701452210
I'll pet what i please.
>>701452614
my what now?
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