Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>Oversexualised content is encouraged
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>This is /Jenny/ not /b/
>Most importantly, Feminine penises are still penises. You are still gay if you jerk off to them
Calamity-masu'd
>>701371365
(aliceu)
loli boat slut is always awake, here stalking me
>>701371467
(me)
Me being filled with me works as well
>rattle rattle
>>701371544
(discount tsundere~chan)
nope, usual doing nothing weekend
>>701372178
Cunt
>>701372222
Nice quads.
>>701372222
Nice digits
Claimed
>>701371933
I'm from Germany. We generally have well insulated houses, but 30° is 30°.
>>701371509
That's deep
I don't know though, it sounds pretty damn gay to me
>>701371134
You should see my chest, I'll probably need a loan mower to clean up that shit
>>701371544
You'll have to be more percussive than that
I want friends.
>>701372345
We can be your friends <3
>>701372345
Yeah.
>>701372217
Haha, beat me to it. Well done, mate.
Claiming Tora.
>>701372340
I'd tell you where of mine is like that, but... nope.
>>701371778
>Cat
I can wait, I am a trap of patience.
>>701371800
>Cutie
.....Uhhh.... I unfortunately need money for them, for I'm poor and can't hand bikes out like candy.
>>701371832
>Pink haired cutie
>Mfw i beat out both of you in I don't shave
>>701371867
>CHEEKI CUNT
I SWER ON ME MUM M8!
>>701371933
>Snackbar
I am not a slut!
>Okay, maybe a little
And teasing is what I do best, you know that!
>>701372178
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
But why?
>>701372276
Oh kinda sucks.
Gonna hang out on stream?
>>701372340
Im okay, not a chest kind of guy
>Except my own, love my chest
I'm kinda jealous my chest still thinks I'm in puberty, just a small patch of lonesome hair
>>701372340
Me, Im basically 90% hairless on my body. A byproduct of one of my previous meds.
>>701372484
But it is.
sup sluts?
>>701372484
If you say so, senpie
Should i save your address or no
>>701372484
In your butt?
D.Va
>>701372396
>>701372407
add me on things and stuff
>>701372484
Uh really?
I really thought I had some sick leg hairs
>Your upper legs can't be worse than mine
Show us or I won't believe you cutie!
Erza-senpai
>>701372276
Can I stalk you too?
>>701372484
It's not handing it out if I earn it ~
>>701372677
added
>>701372779
I still feel empty inside.
Your waifus dont exist
>>701372777
Nice digits
>>701372484
I can guess. Eh, head?
>>701372525
>>701372532
It's okay being hairy brings a whole new world of trouble to be honest. There's also my beard I like to grow out sometimes.
>>701372340
I'm pretty damn gay.
The question is, are you?
>>701372556
Yo Shino
>>701372827
Anime is real mom
>>701372805
Me too thanks.
Anyone claim Nick yet?
>>701372532
Gunna whack you with a dingo.
>>701372559
Sure, if you'd like.
>>701372564
Thank you Chen, thanks.
>>701372686
>Show us
I'd really really rather not...
>I honest to god can't stand looking at it, which is why you will NEVER see me in shorts, unless I'm sleeping and it's hot as fuck
>>701372717
Think you could earn $3.5k...?
>>701372827
And you don't even own a life!
>>701372891
No, Chen was spot on.
>>701372432
nice feet
>>701372525
yep
>>701372556
shinobunni
>>701372582
__d_va_me_me_me_and_overwatch_drawb_by_kazedesune__sample-844c1f1d3e22aae8aa36.webm
>>701372717
no
>>701372827
sadly
>>701372972
Who said i own a life?
>never sleeps
>probably bathes just about as often and smells like machine oil and sweat
>cute af
>dat ass
>probably into all sorts of kinky shit
>>701372925
love you
>>701372429
Back up claim. Guess I have a thing for maids.
>>701372891
I can imagine. But its bad when you basically cant grow hait anywhere. And I mean all my hair grows at a snails pace. All of it.
>>701372972
You can try. Ill just drop a gear and disappear :^)
>>701372972
You'll have to tell me if it's worth that ~
>>701372992
No fair :(
>>701373110
I love you more
>>701372972
>Chen was spot on.
I always am, that's why people hate it.
>>701372972
Mmkay
I might be falling asleep soon or i might get on my xbox idk
>>701372827
Not strictly accurate in the case of boats.
>>701372222
Witnessed.
>>701372276
I'm glad to have so much of me inside me.
>>701372178
Serious question. Why is this a thing? Why are there constant 'claim your waifu' threads? Since it's all imaginary you aren't claiming anything.
Why not just theme the thread, 'let's discuss imaginary characters we wish were both real and our partners'?
I struggle to understand this level of autism.
>>701372891
Well beards are amazing
You don't have to tell me about the trouble of being hairy
>Let's not go into details but some places are just so annoying to have hair
>>701372972
Cmon we all did it
>I'm calling your bluff
Show us some balls cutie
I still think you're cute either way
>>701372992
Perhaps I'll see you there
>>701373264
what
Hello
>>701373204
not possible, I do
>>701372892
Hey hey karen desu,
Yes i changed my file names because i was tired of being a fgt.
I feel kinda organized. Man last night we played like 5 hours of league im still tired.
It was FUCKIN fun tho. Gardy kept racing to the enemy teams nexus the second the round started.
Like a moth to the flame bro. I was dying.
>>701372992
Hi fuck face
>>701373275
Because we have nothing better to do with our lives at this point in time other than classes, 9-5 jobs. So just the basics if others aren't neets
>>701373264
Oh my god, thanks.
I.. I just.. Fuck.
>>701372338
Ah alright then, at least there's nothing you have to do today, right?
>>701373275
How was your day?
>>701373401
Ah alright I see.
Kek, sounds like you guys had tons of fun. You guys play on the american servers, right?
>>701372892
Gay for anyone who will love me
>>701372972
I don't touch those south regions normally
>>701373171
Sure, I could see myself being slightly annoyed by that
>>701373307
>annoying
This is pretty much everywhere for me
>>701372881
Hohohoho! The creepy pettanko waifu is in the doggy style position!
>The schwanz grows erect faster than the speed of light. It cuts through time and space, letting me close the distance in record time.
>The schwanz is insreted into the creepy pettanko waifu's butt, and the anus
Ohohohoho! Ooooooohhhhh yeeeeeeeeaaaaahhhh! (in the voice of the kool aid man having the powreful ograsm)
>The creepy pettanko waifu is filled with the royal seamin
>The froce of edgeaculation is tremendous. It launches her into orbit, and she is pragnate
>The creepy pettanko waifu crash lands on another planet and pops out babby.
>Pragnanty hromones make her grow a giant rack
>I defecate regally
Ahhhhhh! It is good to be the king! The schwanz king! ^,^
>>701372992
filename
can I have lewds to cheer the sadness
>>701373275
How does the current format limit any possible discussion about it?
>>701373401
I wanna play league too
>>701373353
Hey, how've you been?
>>701373530
Well.
Maybe if we get to know each other a little better I could learn to love you.
>>701373608
Nice to see you again, Shwanz.
>>701373625
I can only give you conversation, friend.
>>701373405
Let me try rephrasing the question:
Why are you all being willfully delusional and 'claiming waifus' as your own rather than just saying, 'let's talk about imaginary characters who we are attracted to'?
I feel I'm being redundant.
>>701373519
Yes, Na master race servers. We actually beat the shit out of people when we play and still manage to fuck off. Usually it's Gardy, Fran,Akame and me. But sometimes QtRuby and Iowa play with us.
yeah it is tons of fun we mostly just crack each other up on the mic.
>>701373642
It doesn't limit it. It's just one is delusional while the other is more grounded in reality.
>>701373264
thats rather lewd for me
>>701373275
>Why is this a thing? Why are there constant 'claim your waifu' threads? Since it's all imaginary you aren't claiming anything.
Its mainly just a excuse for a circlejerk now tbh
>Why not just theme the thread, 'let's discuss imaginary characters we wish were both real and our partners'?
we rarely talk about our waifus here
>I struggle to understand this level of autism.
I don't
looks like you need to git gud
>>701373401
:(
>>701373620
72b.png
Claiming Veigar.
>>701373171
Not if I put a screw into your crank case. :^)
>>701373181
We'll see then~
>>701373225
>Laser surgery when?
>>701373228
In that case, sleep tight cat. I'll tease you some more later~
>>701373307
Fine. Happy?
>Never taking a picture like this ever again.
>>701373530
Nor do I. Too much itch. I'll get it waxed when I need to next time.
>>701373755
shut up nigger.
>>701373519
My day just started but it's going good so far. Hope yours is as well.
>>701373530
It makes for a lot less shaving. Or need to shave.
>>701373608
Always entertaining.
>>701373625
Quints gets next Karen lewds.
>>701373871
But then you cant ride my bike :^)
>>701373530
I don't mind leg hair or arm hair.
Heck I love my facial hair
But ass hair is just fucking annoying, why is it even there?
>>701373673
Same random anon
>>701373793
Morning shino
Euw>na
That's all
>>701373871
Oh right I remeber seeing your beautiful legs before
>When you fell off of your bike
You're right you win, sorry cutie
Must suck for a cross dresser like yourself
>>701373863
> Its mainly just a excuse for a circlejerk now tbh
I appreciate your candor.
This thread became too gay.
>>701373980
roll
>>701374037
play with me.
>>701373871
Fucking Kike
>>701373871
Mmhm
Night senpie
Or morning, whichever you want to use
Later all
>>701373901
Someone is butthurt.
I'm not making fun, just genuinely curious why this is a thing.
>>701373793
Kek, those are my favourite kind of games, just messing around and having fun rather than tryharding to win.
>>701373976
Yeah? Why'd you stop by here?
Got anything to do for today?
>>701374037
Hi buddy how you doing?
>>701373168
>two waifus
HERESY
>>701373858
Why do we have to specify that it's not real when everyone knows it's not? Sounds like you're the autistic one here, friend. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
>>701373747
Alright i guess. Tired from work
How about you Karen?
>>701374198
bye trap
>>701374237
I stop by /b/ from time to time for the rare gems it produces. Always see these threads and wonder what drives yall to make and participate in them.
No, I don't have anything to do today.
>>701374234
omg bro im watching the episode of kiniro in the stream where alice's cuddle meter gets maxed out and shino say's she'll be her dog to make her feel better.
They as isame if they can get a dog and she just says "no"
>>701374163
If only
My pc is broken
Also do we know each other?
>>701374248
I'm okay, sleep was meh but your voices were nice lullabies
How about yourself?
Nevermind my dogs decided to bark and yeah
Just gonna have some coffee and play overwatch for a bit, probably some payday 2 or superhot as well
I'll be in and out of the threads
>>701374470
indirectly, I've been to waifu threads since before any rules were mentioned in the OP I just mostly ignore/not participate these days
>>701374306
I never stated you have to specify it's not real.
>>701373747
My body is ready for your love
>>701374359
Tired for no reason, bored but don't want to do anything, you know? Hungry but no place is open and I have to go out walking to get food, I'd rather just go hungry today.
Do you play any games, Leila?
>>701373755
It's just a title, a theme for the thread now.
It used to be about claiming waifus and comparing/insulting/praising them but it's this now.
And I'm pretty sure even the original waifu claimers know that their waifu isn't real.
>>701374459
Oh shit yo let me actually try hopping in see if my internet can handle it.
>>701374602
This is moving a little too fast, I need time to think about this.
>>701374451
>>701374547
>>701374234Pop quiz asshole
>"Burned so many threads to the ground."
Listen motherfucker I'll explain it to ya REAL simple like.
>/a/ is for ANIME
>several anon's here use NON ANIME waifus
Like Angry Marine Anon, Penny, XJ9, Chara and a few others.
You're also assuming that ANY of the things you said are true, that we give a shit what you think, that we're gonna stop if you keep going
BECAUSE ALL YOU'RE FUCKING DOING YOU DUMB NIGGER IS MAKING MORE THREADS. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST YOU'RE A STUPID LITTLE FUCKBAG AREN'T YOU HOLY FUCK.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe
>MUH /b/ ISN'T EDGY ANYMORE
>WHERES ANONYMUS
>WHERES MUH RAID THREADS
>WHERES THE THREAD THAT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE I MATTER
You don't matter. You're a piece of shit.
You have no life clearly. You're just as bad as a waifu faggot because you're shitting in a thread on the RANDOM board where no real rules apply
>You don't bitch about all the porn threads when there are SEVERAL porn boards.
Get the fuck out.
>>701373980
>Implying you'd let me anyways
>>701374037
It does. And I'm not cute! That proves it!
>>701374198
Later Cat~
>>701374500
Hello Cat~
>>701374605
Edgy as fuck
>>701373608
Well done, my king.
>>701374725
^ its the lazy b8er
>>701374710
Hello senpie
>>701374685
No shame right?
>>701374293
I thought the game was that you can't have the same waifu as the person that claimed it first...
I mean... wouldn't it be heresy to share a waifu as well? >_>
>>701374573
You implied that we're otherwise fooling ourselves, when we're clearly not.
>>701374924
please have a dick
>>701374547
Oh okay cool
So you know me but I don't know you
You had a waifu anon?
Or something I can recognise you from?
>>701374710
What if I still think you're cute?
Bit of leg hair doesn't change my idea of a tsun sub cutie
>>701374881
Uh
I hope you got image swapped
>>701374692
Take a breath, homie.
I never made any value judgement on what yall do. If it makes you happy, do it. Im just trying to understand the allure of all this to you guys. Curiosity for curiosity sake.
,ii
>>701374926
It's heresy to have two waifus.
>>701374973
I once posted lewds when the "non over sexualized content rule" you responded to me then, on a couple occasions.
>>701374692
This was a pretty good read.
>>701374881
Too fast. This is moving too fast.
>>701374685
No, i dont. I had no time to get into anything like that, but i was thinking of trying some things out
>>701375042
You already claimed her though. She can't be my waifu when she's your waifu.
>>701374872
You were gone for quite some time!
>>701374973
Then you'd still be wrong, cause I'm not cute!
>Going home, will reply probably next thread due to spam killing the thread before I get there
>>701375044
Oh I think I remember
>Not by name or some sorts my memory sucks
I would like to play with you sure when my PC is repaired
You play on na or Euw?
>>701375222
You could've stole Rem with those trips.
>>701374926
I did imply that. As an outsider to the whole waifu thing that is certainly how it appears. I appreciate the dialogue. Seems appearances are deceiving.
>>701374710
I might. Depends.
>>701375222
A backup is fine. As long as if you get the trips you swap out.
>>701375114
Hm, what do you do in your spare time?
>>701375280
NA
Naotix is my steam/league IGN feel free to add me and we can bs or whatever
>>701374973
You'd be surprised
>>701375092
Well if it is I gotta go anyway
See ya
>>701375270
It was maybe two-five minutes, but I'll go with what you say, senpie <3
>>701375403
I guess i watch anime or sleep most of the time
>>701375270
How dare you call my honest opinion wrong
Apologise
>>701375420
Oh cool, I'll add you when I got my na account set up
>Still need to
I'll remember the name though
You going to stay around in the thread?
>>701375448
I'm not sure I follow
But later exhibitionist
>>701375703
I'm fickle, not sure either way really.. I kinda just poked around to make a friend or two since the depression has been crippling as of late
>>701373863
youre a special one aint ya?
>2016
>the year when millennials still did not get their shit together
>>701375285
Yeah... gave up on actually trying that. Always get trips when I don't want it and vice versa.
>>701375323
So, I don't have to state in the trip post that I want to steal? This is all very confusing. Do I switch now?
>>701376060
>is on /b/
>>701375791
Oh shit, anything specific happened which caused this?
Well you found me
So mission successful
>>701376020
im a special snowflake yes
>>701375791
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgQWk1E_Yk4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pJDEipQQOQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZyncMePRoA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FbQ-oFhjyQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bI-zIGej6vA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1D2LtySyM5Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5Yd3NMbl1E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaspyvLiZZc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nM4Tsjo7sZQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_NH5jMeRGQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shoHZZgmP0w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smVweljwA1M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJi_vIj7yPo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnFwRqkvixE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7t-aBFynAQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQjHcaCtozo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OFPaWJhKaI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyXym75qUqU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JL05cb9GHU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9A0eDQOxRjE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLEdsI731J4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgQWk1E_Yk4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pJDEipQQOQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZyncMePRoA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FbQ-oFhjyQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bI-zIGej6vA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1D2LtySyM5Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5Yd3NMbl1E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaspyvLiZZc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nM4Tsjo7sZQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_NH5jMeRGQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shoHZZgmP0w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smVweljwA1M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJi_vIj7yPo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnFwRqkvixE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7t-aBFynAQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQjHcaCtozo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OFPaWJhKaI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyXym75qUqU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JL05cb9GHU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9A0eDQOxRjE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGtC1YwXsDY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_YzSYrPE8Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFzvpitCTiI
>>701376113
If its a reply to an anon and you have intent to steal as posted in previous replies, you steal.
>>701376199
Nothing in particular, it's one of those things that I've learned to do with over the years. It'd be a long boring story.
Honestly I was going to add you the last time i was spamming lewds but guess I didn't follow through, you're one of the ones who reacted positively to it
>>701376226
thanks for the temporary distraction, was amusing.
>>701376328
I kinda want to listen, I'm okay with it
Now I totally remember, thanks for clearing it up
I have other media if you rather want to share your story there
>>701376533
I don't use social media, I have a skype/steam thats it.
>>701376285
Alrighty, got it.
Consider Rem stolen then.
>>701376709
Oh you could add me on steam but that's the same problem as with league.
Skype is a bit too personal for me to throw on /b/
We could use discord or telegram
That's pretty much it
>>701376815
Dammit I actually like that photo
>>701376815
That said, I'm actually going to the store now... so will probably miss the next thread and have her claimed by someone else. Woe is me.
>>701376951
Hey! Likewise in regards to that one.
>>701376863
add my skype snipe.o.rama
don't care about /b/
>>701375323
You said you wouldn't!
>>701375500
Such a cutie~
>Not tired at all now?
>>701375703
Nope! It is incorrect for it is a fact that I am not cute!
>Thread isn't kill
Bunch of quitters.
>>701377119
I might change my mind. If you stop hurting your bikes.
>shitposters
I know right.
>read patch notes
>Blizzard introduces streaming
>looks cool
>check it out
>You can now stream any Blizzard game live on Facebook
nice one blizz
I want D.va to sit on my face.
>>701377032
I trust you enough to not abuse my contact info
>Disclaimer
That photo isn't me
>>701377119
Wow you won't even apologise to me
You really have a low self esteem
Rather have me mad than accept you're cute
>>701377389
__d_va_doritos_and_overwatch_drawn_by_panza__c5c6cd2f47fd0783fd6f128cfc1ba80.jph
"Zyklon Ben" Garrison claimed.
>>701377277
Hey, neither of them are my fault! One was a recalled part, and the other is what the C model of that bike notorious for!
>>701377664
I told you I did.
And I'm not cute, so of course o won't accept that!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aenv8vZU_iU
>>701377569
you and i both
RIP /waifu/
>>701377119
Nope
Not tired now
>>701378975
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4jW-ItsXazM
>>701378967
1468681963421.png
>>701378167
>>701379141
https://youtu.be/QPntjTPWgKE
>>701379125
Yep.
Well ain't that something. It would take a lot more than barking dogs to wake me up if I was about to fall asleep.
>>701379141
Assuming that's you?
>Reading road rage stories on /o/
>Guy has a pet car rock that he let go into someone's windshield at 80 mph
Oh god, my sides are in orbit.
>>701379307
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIUtff2CDi8
>>701379394
It normally wakes me back up and all
I'm just glad there wasn't thunder and lightning too or else they'd be fucking howling as well
>>701379307
It's 1am. Not the time for anime musics. The pink burns my retinas.
>>701379394
I wish. Bonobo is God.
>>701379702
Oh man, my dog is a saint I guess. If there was all that, she'd just curl up on the floor next to where ever I'm at and be fine with it.
>Is the cutie startled by such things too?
>>701379895
I am tbh
I never tell people about it though
>Be me a few weeks ago
>Going to go bowling late one evening with a couple of buddies
>Be driving down the highway, going quick because it's late AF and there's hardly anyone on the road.
>Pass this brand new F150 in the far left lane who is doing about 80mph.
>Start getting over to exit onto a turnpike
>f150 out of nowhere on my right hand side now (Cut across 4 lanes to get there) trying to shove me over.
>fucking floor it, take on ramp at 75mph in my fatass SUV.
>Keep it floored, get up to 90mph and let off, decide to let the fucker just pass me if he's so pissed of.
>Asshole gets half a car length in front of me, leans out window screaming his fat head off, then throws quarters at my windshield at 80mph.
>Youfuckingwhatnigger.png
>Fucking stomp it the same time he does and start pulling, his truck hits the limiter and I'm still coming.
>Get half a car length ahead of him, roll down window, lean out and throw pet car rock (Pic related, stumpy's younger brother of similer size, Neil the desk rock. You will be missed, stumpy, and your valor never forgotten.)
>Stumpy the rock smashes straight through his windshield, he stomps on the brakes, screeching tires, I keep going, knowing if I stop I'm gonna fill him full of Hydra-Shoks.
Fuck driving in Dallas....
Back from store!
>>701380152
That is legitimately adorable, I'm just sayin.
>>701380256
>Driving in Dallas
That doesn't happen in my experience, at least not that I remember
>>701379872
But Idolmaster.
>its 1am for me too boi
>>701379417
https://youtu.be/xTlm3e4rfnI
>>701380256
RIP.
>>701380256
YA, THATS THE ONE!
Oh man, my sides still hurt from that.
>I need to get a pet car rock.
>>701380417
Like you!
>>701380343
This is cuter
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coin flip
>>701380588
heads
>>701380480
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KutXyPEEbQs
>>701380480
Legitimately wondering if late night early morning is the prime time to make music. I could test this theor,y but it's cold in brissy. Wo, a dilemma.
>>701380512
I am not adorable!
>>701380693
It's a Shizu!
