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>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Being an Elitist in the /waifu/ Community is like winning a gold medal in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.
>Most importantly, Remember to get enough sleep!
>>701091636
You're essentially fighting the physics in the game by changing the amount of sliding you can do on the sides of surfaces. So you're pushing into the ramp while the ramp is trying to slide you off.
Purely for fun, but you can get drops from the servers so it's not entirely pointless. It's mainly something to do
>>701091802
Sachi ~
>>701091439 (Alice)
Yea it's bad
How are you holding up?
>>701091565 (anon)
Kek, its not that friendly sounding to me
Where you from?
>>701091354
Xорошо.
Claiming this qt
>>701090757
>Tristana
Oh hello purple borderline furry midget. Heard you've been wrecking faces with Mugen.
I'm doing good but it's way too hot over here. How do you deal with heat?
>>701091026
>Yuno
>Morgen naar het strand
Rip Yuno
Niet te crispy bakken he
>>701091565
Well dutch is an anglogermanic language so there are parallells with english for you to associate with. It's still considered one of the hardest languages to master
>>701091920
Come here for a better thread.
>>701091802
claim cirno
>>701091982
Why would you do this, doc?
>>701091854
aliceu~
>>701092058
Because Waifus and Husbandos never get a chance to claim their Anonas in these threads.
Do you really think that's fair?
>>701091354
>>701091982
>Delete thread after old one dies
>Be cute, if you think that means being lewd, you're a fucking psycho
Why tho
>>701091896
Back is pretty sore this morning. Might take some tylenol and go for a walk or something
>>701091938
Hello
>qt
>>701091939
Good morning Taiga, how are you today?
>>701092067
Do you ever sleep? teach me your secrets
>>701092107
Why is this cringe
Anyone answer either of these, btw?
>Yeah, but it means I can do more surfing in CS:GO between posts than normal
Can you explain exactly what CS:GO surfing IS?
I've seen it, but I don't understand it. It doesn't contribute to the game itself, does it? It's almost like seeing if you can follow traffic laws in GTA?
No purpose, just... "fun", I guess?
and
Also, has anyone seen Shizu-chan?
I was looking for her last night. I had a weird experience when I started watching Rewrite.
Weird sorta Deja Vu shit, but I remember parts of Shizuru's story VERY clearly.
Like From years ago...
I checked last night, and she wasn't here
>>701091982
Nooooooo... yours was the last of all the new threads. baka~
>>701092102
![Syndra [218].png](https://i.imgur.com/t0NeJxZ.png "Syndra [218].png")
>>701091911
Спасибо
>>701092107
?
Claiming my glitchy waifu
>>701091938
Ik ga proberen er onder uit te komen
>2 uur in de auto voor een fucking over
Nee bedankt
Wat ben jij aan t doen tegen de hitte?
>>701092184
Oh damn, sleep in a bad position?
I recommend doing nothing if your back hurts
Actually no, I recommend doing nothing all the time
I wish I wish I had a fish to throw at idiots that can't drive properly
>>701091896
Germoney
>>701092184
Same as last night. Contemplating sleep and sick beats.
Anything new happen, or the same old?
>>701092184
occasionally
>>701092211
i haven't saw loli slutty boat since he left yesterday afternoon
I miss my bully
>>701092107
Can i hugbox you?
>>701092211
Surfing is just a gamemode in counter strike where you fly around and glance off objects
I haven't seen Shizuru yet, he should be on later.
>>701091938
>English
Bin aber kein Inselaffe
>>701092234
You're not seeing the big picture, Karen.
Pic related, it's a glimpse of another Universe, as real as our own.
I'll ask again.
Do you really think it's fair that Waifus don't have a chance to claim their Anonas? They probably do it in their Universe, but until the technology exists to bridge those two Universes...
>>701092242
You deleted it.
>>701092406
>701092411
Oh ok.
>Surfing is just a gamemode in counter strike where you fly around and glance off objects
Hmmm... what's the purpose of it, though? You still play the game otherwise normally?
>>701092495
I deleted the image not the post, refresh the thread if you don't believe
>>701092242
I can also pet the cat.
>>701092211
>>>>>701091854
>>701092327
I injured my back at work when I was 17, it's been fucked since then so it hurts fairly often. More so today for some reason
>>701092381
>Taiga the new Skrillex
Back is pretty sore today and I should probably go find something to do today. Trying to figure out what to do though
>>701092406
Do you siphon rest from the dying? This is a trick I need to learn
>>701092634
*pets kitty*
>>701092333
checking my own trips
you have forgotten the face of your father
mfw this is a chatroom
ITT:fake cats
how god ws daee????????!11
>>701091911
>>701092242
I find it cool how I can actually read that text. Now, if only I knew what 99.9% of Russian MEANT.
But, Russian is the third written language I've gotten into. After English (natural) and 日本語.
Pretty neat.
>>701092688
Didn't see that
>>701091854
Thanks
sorry I missed it
>>701092534
The purpose is speed. You must fast.
>>701092688
Skrillex is good at what he does in terms of production, just not my type of music, but he's a press play walk away laptop dj. That video where he brutally smashes his head though, I'd pay to see that.
Hopefully your back doesn't rebel too badly.
>>701093111
We doing nekos now?
>>701092184
Halla Alice
>>701092327
>2 uur in de auto voor een fucking over
Fucking hell zeg toch gewoon dat je niet mee wilt. Of gaan ze u mee sleuren?
>Wat ben jij aan t doen tegen de hitte?
Gordijnen dicht en t raam open. Niet veel anders dat ik kan doen. Men kamer ligt pal op het zuiden en de hele muur is een groot raam. Ik zit in een broeikas hier
>>701092434
>zegt dat hij ons bijna kan verstaan in engelstalige post
>Is eigenlijk Duits
Komaan anon dat is wat ik noem misleiding ja?
>>701093128
shoot...
>>701093117
Ah, I see.
>hope
>>701093088
No problem <3
>>701093117
I've never been very big into that genre at all. Some of it is okay but it seems overhyped by a lot to me
>>701093156
Meow meow kitty =^.^=
How are you doing today?
>tfw no kitty art
hello there waifu
>>701092534
It's just fun, the movement is very smooth and when you finish it it's like finishing an obstacle course. It's hard to understand unless you try it.
>>701092493
We're gonna have to wait till the tech is there. Doing it here will upset the balance. We can't bring them over and make them post.
>>701092634
But first let's talk about parallel universes
>>701093433
It's not about liking or not liking a genre for me, I just don't listen to his stuff specifically. It's sort of like this, if put yourself in that club environment, that sound is exactly the sound that suites.
>>701093727
Niggerniggernigger
I just searched my entire house and found 300+ pennies. Acquired pack of smokes
10 points hufflepuff
>>701093156
Ich ging einfach davon aus, dass das nicht so einfach für euch ist weil ich mit Deutsch und Englisch zwei Referenzsprachen hab anhand derer ich mir den Sinn eurer Konversationen erarbeiten kann.
U c fgt
>>701093013
That's great, how many years did you have when you learned those?
>>701093660
Post your best Karen hugs.
>>701093727
Parallel universes are pointless to talk about. None of them interacts with ours.
>>701094157
You're taking a lot of pennies just for a pack of cigs.
>>701094275
I don't think I have any you haven't seen already
>>701093727
Parallell universes?
>>701094157
I'm not sure if this is pathetic or amazing.
Also hey there Shino
>>701094275
smokes are 7bucks minimum here. I had some regular money. I walked into the gas station and announced "I am balllin on a budget so bear with me"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2rzmgs8EmQ
>>701093727
In a parallel universe all of us are getting buttfucked right now as we are speaking.
Feels tingly
Claiming, how's everyone?
>>701094275
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kpk2tdsPh0A
>>701094395
Yes see above
Heading out for a bit, see you all soon
>>701093727
An a press is an a press, you can't say it's only a half
>>701094424
I prefer to buy rolling tobacco, much cheaper and you can use just as much as you want. But I rarely smoke and I understand that pulling a cig and lighting it right away is comfy.
>>701094352
Then just post cute pictures, they shall help.
It's been some time since i came to the day threads
Shinoa claimed ',:)
>>701094976
>Translation: Honoka, what are you doing?
>>701094275
>That's great, how many years did you have when you learned those?
Well, I took 2 classes in Japanese in Community College.
I can understand some when it's written. I've been looking into it more on my own since then and also before then a bit. I can usually read a reasonable amount IN CONTEXT. But, I really need to learn more Kanji.
I only just started looking into the Russian alphabet, though. I only know a few words, but I can phonetically read it about half the time.
English is just my first language, though.
Sorry, I'm also watching something. That's why late responses, lol.
>>701093433
Just trying to beat the heat Alice
How about you?
>tfw no kitty art
Yeah I know that feel. There's almost no neko Akiko out there. Most of what I have is from the official stuff
>>701094260
yeah, right
something not easy for me something something 2 reference languages on which to base our conversation U c fgt
My german isn't that great
>>701095178
Hello smuggers
>>701095621
Hey.
>>701095618
>>tfw no kitty art
There's only one i have :(
>>701095621
Hello sword. I need a. Better nickname for ya
>>701095820
As long as it isn't insulting like Discount Lucina I'm fine with whatever
>>701095698
What's up?
>>701095935
discount lucina
>>701094976
I get it. But like when i'm desperate enough to buy rollies they are always the same or more then just a pack of smokes. Plus I like the filters and taste i guess of regular smokes. Not to say i haven't done the whole rollie thing.
anyhow what are you up to homura?
>>701095178
Sup smugs?
Dudes check out this fucking redneck rapper
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xom0LUySGg
Hello
>>701096115
I didn't mean to link that video to you directly shinoa
I never want to see another barstool
>>701095935
>discount lucina
Well then. I don't call people something like that. Never called amatsu discount megumin
>>701096115
Doing fine coming up to day threads
>>701096271
Oh okay lol
>>701096156
Hello franny
>>701095935
Just watching Rewrite right now.
I, personally, had to rewrite several parts of tables in my database last night. But, I think I can use them right, now.
I'm gonna watch one more episode, then I'll be off for a while.
>>701096334
>>701096526
What're you fuckin gay?
>>701096334
What happened?
>>701096334
What the fuck happened?
>>701096439
How are you smug?
>>701096526
Hugs back
>>701096644
>>701096616
*hugs*
>>701096526
Ew piss off
>>701096644
Fran i wanna play some League of Nigger Bear
>>701095618
Do you actually know any German?
That's quite good actually. Most of the first sentence was just some jumble around the first bc of grammar rules.
>>701096156
oh hi Fran
>>701096526
uh... thanks but who are you?
>>701096706
>>701096793
*hugs*
>>701096334
Wew
>>701096526
Same
>>701096644
Doing fine here. Watching JLU. Yourself?
>>701096787
around the first > gist
Idk what went on there prolly autocorrect plus some Bad typing
Hey, i have a question for you.
Can you please answer? That's for an special homework :)
http://www.strawpoll.me/11077193
>>701096680
Das focken ghey
I like it
>>701096752
Alright, sounds good
>>701096793
Hey Chara! Haven't seen you in a few days
How is it going?
>>701096902
About to play some league of legends it seems
>waifu thread
>"go be a faggot elsewhere"
Kill yourself, maybe?
>>701096439
Your schedule change or something?
I'm thinking of becoming a legitimately waifu claimer.
I'll spout simplistic opinions for hours on end, ridicule anyone who disagrees with me, and generally foster divisiveness, cynicism, and a lower level of public dialog.
>>701096439
Appreciated! What are you up to?
>>701096521
Oh god, I hate messing with databases. I took a web programming course and we did a bit of MySQL and made some databases with all kinds of tables. It's really cool, but writing out MySQL code is so difficult.
Going to take a shower, be back in a few.
>>701096959
Dead.
>>701096680
>
>>701097061
Sounds good yo
>>701097061
You forgot talk about overwatch.
>>701096787
I have some very limited knowlegde of German as we get german classes in school. Aside from dutch I'm somewhat fluent in French and English and I speak a tad of spanish. No I don't know japanese
>>701096959
>for an special homework :)
Is that because you go to a special school?
>>701096902
>>701097017
>>701097147
* happy hugs*
>>701097061
Forgot pic.
>>701097179
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMdoGqcnBoo
>>701097179
>Is that because you go to a special school?
>>701097280
you look like every waifu poster
>>701097153
yeah
and showing my banter to everyone
my waifu is best waifu because neet
>>701097403
Your my kind of scum.
>>701096522
>>701096624
>>701096644
>>701096902
Just had to move a couple hundred of them upstairs and honestly it was just a giant pain in the cock
>>701096526
*hug*
>>701097215
>Several armed hug
>>701097505
Why?
>>701091938
Yes it's true, I'm playing with Mugen lots.
The heat sucks; the way I avoid it is by wearing light colored clothes and don't go outside in the afternoons, but in the mornings instead. Very fresh and relaxing
Tristana claimed
>>701097179
Why spanish and dutch?
>>701097505
*loli hug*
>>701097555
*trips hug*
>>701097615
*normal hug*
>>701097660
*bad touch*
Who goes there?
Going to play some league
>>701097615
Hey trist
>>701097660
Super hugs
>>701097017
Sounds fun. Both of us hase something with league lol
>>701097041
What? No its that i dont come up to day threads as i used to
>>701097138
Gotcha! Watching Justice League unlimited
>>701097215
*smug hugs*
>>701097505
Rop
>>701097615
Tristy! I'm in day threads :D
>>701097017
Yeah, I had a visitor so I didn't come online
>>701097935
*mug hugs*
>>701097813
*? hugs*
>>701097846
*bye hugs*
>>701097846
Yoo Fran
I'd like to join you, but I'm usually online five hours from now
>>701097935
Solid copy Smugsy; I'll be around on mornings too. I'm working on sleep schedule for morning classes next week
>>701097588
>>701097555
Because the boss said so
>ren
>>701097945
dd he fucked you?
>>701098094
Deeewd, who are you? I doubt you'd like getting hugged by a stranger, well around my parts, but still, who is this?
>>701097505
Oof, did you get paid at least?
>>701097935
Oh man, I remember watching that show when I was younger. I watched the hell out of that and the original Teen Titans
>>701097625
Dutch is my native tongue
My spanish really only incudes the very basics. I took the lessons as my course of choice in high school
>>701097615
Yeah I indirectly followed some of your games. Specifically the proxy Singed one
>The dog has been flipped
Time to go to the store...
>>701097138
>I took a web programming course and we did a bit of MySQL
Yeah, mine's in MySQL, too.
Ok, I'll be out for a bit.
cya l8r
>>701098544
Go buy a bubbaloo
Claimu
Everything has been rough this week
Anyway what's going on? did anything happen while i was gone or same as always?
>>701098674
*hugs*
>>701098674
I got my school stuff sorted. Oh that reminds me, those who can't get their books for free, go to slugbooks. It's a website that links to all the cheapest prices for books.
>>701098094
*hug mugs*
>>701098098
>smugsy
Adding that to the list of nicknames. I kinda have my sleep schedule for classes starting next week
>>701098408
I never finished the show so im binge watching it now. Ive seen most of teen titans but i dont think i saw all eps
>>701098674
Just the usual
>>701097945
Hast ne nutte bestellt?
>>701098526
>Dutch
How could I fuck up this hard
I meant German
>>701098544
You have stores? Like actual buildings with refrigerated food and shit? Or are you talking big about Ali selling his stuff on the Market?
>>701098753
*hugs back*
>>701098884
Well that's good.
>>701098886
Ah, well okay then.
Nevermind, got a menu to order instead.
I'll get stuff tomorrow.
>>701098629
A whataloo?
>>701099108
Ali is a pretty chill guy, he always gives me a 10% discount on goats and chickens.
Also yeah, there are stores here, one of them is even 24/7 and it's run by this 65 year old woman and her son. They own buildings too that they rent out.
>>701099002
<3
>>701098219
No
>>701098897
Nein
The restaurant is closed, I have to the store anyway.
Chen is dead.
He's fucking dead. I don't know.. I just. Fuck. He texted me a little bit earlier about the threads,
I tried to convince him not to but just FUCK. He thought the chick he was RPing with hated him.
I wasn't here for it, but we were texting about it. Some asshole, according to this thread it was most likely some random faggot.
vent and framed him as a shitposter and made it look like he was hitting on that anon or some shit.
I know that doesn't seem like a big deal but fuck dude he's young and that feels like the end of the fucking
world when a girl thinks that about you and he just got out of a relationship a while ago but fuck. I just.. fuck.
I don't know what to do anymore. He told me he was going to end his life. No reply. No matter how much
I text, it says he hasn't read it. Before that he just didn't sound like the same guy anymore,
he was going off the deep end saying he was worthless and that women all think he's a creep and he's ugly and bullshit like that,
he said 4chan was ruining him but it was irreversable which is bullshit. Just fuck. I'm just trying to cope here.
I'm hoping so much that I'm going to wake up in the morning and he'll have replied to me, maybe he fell asleep first or something.
Fuck I don't know if i can sleep I don't even know who to go to other than here
>>701098674
There's always next week Nui
>>701099020
kek. That happens
German is actually an obligatory class in most courses. I used to have it but I switched to art after my fourth year so I missed out on about half of all lessons german
>>701099382
That pic, jesus.
>a whataloo?
Ah this aloo
Battery is at 2%, I'll beeeeeeee goooooone in a hour or twoooooooo
>>701099321
NUI!
good to see you, been some time
>watching kill la kill right now
>>701099537
>
>>701099321
oh shit i just read how rough its going for you
want to talk about it?
>>701099865
>>701098886
I don't even remember the show for the most part. I remember at one point it was like Batman, Wonder Woman, and I think Flash, and they were on some other planet with apes that they were helping or something?
The elitist is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, profiteer, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him an elitist and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”
>>701099865
Sure, that's what you were watching.
>Goodnight /waifu/
>>701100117
>>701099382
How come just yesterday you were freaking out about sterotypes but now you just roll with it
>24/7
absolutely haram
On Sundays all shops are to be closed, it's sacred
>>701099919
>>701100071
Is it bad if I understand this reference?
>>701100071
Mai stop being retarded
nobody is elite in here
>>701099399
Hast du Gras bestellt und es nach Hause liefern lassen?
Oder hat dir jemand original Manga aus Japan mitgebracht?
Wieso hast du Besuch?
Hello
>>701100251
>The Jew is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, profiteer, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat.
is from pol
mai hangs there a lot being a retarded social outcast
>>701100117
i was, its on as we speak
http://www.strawpoll.me/11077465
>>701100214
>freaking out about sterotypes
I was only pretending to be retarded I swear
Also it's fridays for muslims, sundays for christians.
And it's Lebanon, shit isn't strict here at all. No closing on prayer times or making women wear the burqa.
>>701100340
Hey Leila
>>701099865
Really? how far in would you be?
>>701099987
Well i already told you about the family member, and yesterday after i left and went to take a nap apparently there was a very big tornado warning so i got woken up and had to move into the basement for a bit with the rest of my family which gave me a headache because it was incredibly loud.
>>701099631
>switched out German for Art
If you weren't germanic this would be unforgiveable
Do you live Close to the German belgians or is it mandatory for all of flanders/belgium?
>>701100248
Selamat Pagi
>>701100326
Einfach weil ich den Typen lang nicht mehr gesehen hab und er ein Freund von mir ist. Hab ihn eingeladen und wir haben halt gelabert und gezockt.
>>701100387
>No knife option
I am disappointed
Back from getting my ass handing to be with shino
>>701097935
So it seems
>>701097945
What kind of visitor? A friend of yours?
>>701098094
Welcome back hugs
>>701098098
I might not be on late enough today, sorry dude
>>701098129
You work in a bar?
>>701100387
where is the "i don't fucking care" opition?
>>701100540
fag
>>701100540
>No knife option
Then pick the cuteness option.
>>701100502
>No closing on prayer times
You don't have a day dedicated to god/allah?
I mean, it would be understandable considering you 'have to' pray way more than Christians.
They instead just have one day per week you're supposed to spend glorifying god.
>>701100502
Do you still have that Christian minority kicking around?
Also, why is Lebanon such a shithole? Don't you at least have some oil or slaves?
claiming ran as my mommy
>>701100699
>where is the "i don't fucking care" opition?
in ur moms cunt lol
>>701100746
awful feetsies
GRAND SULLY
>>701100774
>posting lewds of Tharja
give me a minute to correct your mistake
>>701100526
i believe we are on ep 6 right now
>still no nui
right i remember that sorry to hear man, is everyone okay though? did it cause any major damage to you house?
>>701100746
stop posting this shit kyouko
>>701100840
Step 1
>>701099321
Yup :/
>>701099537
Gorgeous
>>701100046
The gorilla city?
>>701100117
Night plushie!
>>701100746
feet of a goddess
>>701100862
I'm not Sachii.
>>701100387
Nom violence obviously. Surgical accidents maybe, but never on purpose
>>701100845
Sempai!
>>701100540
Wie romantisch
Du bist also mehr so ein freizeitweeb? Und außerdem dem transenkram bist du auch normal?
>>701100892
Something like that, yeah. Again, not to sure about all of that because it was so long ago
>>701100888
Step 2
>>701100685
I see history repeats lmao. But with fran and shinoa. Not yuuki and shinoa
>smug
>>701101016
Step 3(D)
No, I will not delete this.
>>701100540
selamat malam
>>701100911
>>701100862
I'm not kyouko
>>701100502
How are you Karen(?)
Betelgeuse Best Girl
>>701101110
Goodnight, beautiful <3
>>701100685
Yup, I know him for more than 10 years now.
>>701100699
Yes
>>701100704
Did that. It's the closest there is
>>701100980
>wie romantisch
Wusste nicht dass es romantisch ist mit nem Freund abzuhängen.
>Freizeitweeb
Inwiefern meinst du Freizeitweeb?
>Und außer dem transenkram bist du auch normal
Würde mich schon als normal bezeichnen.
>>701101110
>1 off
the pain
How are you, best dork?
>>701100746
Pleasing feet.
>>701101091
Please stop embarassing yourself.
Going back to the cancer, wish me luck
>>701101069
I haven't played with Yuki
>>701100746
nice feet
>>701101004
That city was still in earth. The gorillas were very advanced and hid themselves from humans
>>701101089
I like this one
>>701101267
A fellow weeb?
>>701101291
Meant the chat with things that has league in it lol. Have fun!
>>701100845
You have five more to go to get to her then.
You watching sub or dub?
>did it cause any major damage to you house?
None at all, All the panic in one room that irritated me a lot and made things stressful though.
>>701101089
Finally, step 4.
>>701100758
Friday, but that's only for muslims, it's not enforced and you only go to the friday prayer for 20 minutes then go home. If you want you can stay longer for the full 2 or 3 hours but most people don't.
>>701100802
Half the country is christian, it's not a minority.
I'm trying to get a slave myself but Ali won't give me a good deal.
But nah no oil and no slaves, it's a shithole because the leaders are corrupt as fuck. Too much embezzlement.
>Karen
