Waifu claiming thread.
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>>700922078
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
Here.
>>700933441
>Water under the bridge
Arakawa under the Bridge came to mind.
Oh...didn't know that. Oh well.
>>700932847 (Makoto)
I've proven myself once before, and I'll do it again.
Claiming self before someone else does.
>>700932957
>Doll
Hmmm, I'd say so, yes. You lose a bit of range, but you have VASTLY improved armor, and you hit for quite the amount. Although you're not quite as fast, you gain an equipment slot that lets you have a better turning time!
>>700933335
>Mami
Alright, just get it ASAP then.
Get them, I can not tell you how many times it's saved my feet when I worked at Walmart. And that's not even an actual warehouse!
>>700933603
Is that so? How long did you stay up?
>>700932847
I'm blaming the steamy residue of your flirting :^)
>>700932957
No matter how hard you try. I'll take your word for it. I get that, seems like there is just something missing, feel that way quite a lot actually, sucks.
Heh, thanks I try.
>>700933335
Several things did you in heh. Amount of conversations, typing, and of course Mami. Good to see you're still here though.
>>700933456
Still best waifu
>>700933785
Hey.
Akiko claimed
>>700932957
>Doll
They actually already made a human brain simulator. I'm not sure what happened to it after it's completion. Guess they just let it run free
>>700933190
>Axel
I'm gonna say I have favorite moments rather than one favorite episode
For example
https://youtu.be/Uq2RkFMZyCw
>>700933295
This guy lost his virginity to a didgeridoo
>>700933335
>Mami
Oh boi it's dat Maki. Only one letter changed
>I never see you up this time
That's because I'm usually asleep from 8 am till 5 pm.
>>700933548
Halla Yui
>>700933629
>How long did you stay up?
For what? I don't understand the context of your question.
>>700933928
Heh...
That moe blob face is adorable at times.
First time in one of these threads
>>700933928
What's good Akiko?
Ui you still lurking?
claimed
...not that anyone else mentions her, ever. but still
>>700934275
She's mine.
>>700934275
That glasses one.
Damn that's also moé.
qt3.14
>>700934322
Forgot picture.
>>700933785
Bby, things haven't even gotten steamy yet. Unless that's an invite~ ;^)
>>700934101
There's a minimum to be chosen by the void.
>>700934332
Fluffy!
Doll claimed.
>>700933057 Rory
Can only guess why they bumped the age up a bit for the anime. Need to look into Gate.
>>700933083 Shiro
Pretty good, just getting up myself. You doing anything today?
>>700933295 Kirino
Kiriyo.
>>700933335 Mami
Dammit.
Was gonna say, can't you get tetanus from that?
>>700933548
>Filename
You're a big girl.
>>700933629
It'd be odd if the fully upgraded upper tier was weaker than the fully upgraded lower tier.
>>700933785
Yep it's an annoying feeling but it always passes. Annoying when it actually happens too, have to be real delicate with my bookcase.
You don't just try, you succeed.
>>700933928
Actually as complex as the brain?
Kek, somewhere out there, a robot in the woods is destroying and polluting, made in our image.
>>700934506
of course
>>700934101
Aye, it sure is. Gives her a soft round appearance
I also love puffy cheeks
>>700934286
Well that's a top tier claim friend
>>700934322
Exam in one hour
Feeling the chemicals
>>700934561
>Actually as complex as the brain?
I don't remember. I read the article quite a while ago. I think it was as close a we could get with today's computers
>a robot in the woods is destroying and polluting
Ferngully flashbacks
>>700933441
>You know
Good thing you did, because "Yuno" what would've happened.....
Kill me.....
>>700933629
Don't worry I will. After that, just have to cope with this pain until it fades.
I might, just, I work in wet environments, cold and sometimes hot environments too. And not much as heavy thing being carried around. I can see you're point 100%.
>>700933785
Yeah, I'm usually on during night thread, just lately busy to converse is all. I think it's clearing up, not sure yet. I'm also glad you're still here too. "The ride never ends."
>>700933928
Wait, what? No! I use that reply because Maki guessed who I was. I thought you would've seen it.....
>>700934561
Oh...... That's concerning...... I'm good, I hope..... If not, you won't see me here anymore.
>>700934286
Ay, ay! Welcome!
>>700934782
Forgive me for not remembering, but what is it on again?
>nice cheeks
>>700934286
Welcome, no turning back now.
>>700934561
Theres a fair bit of sexuality and character dev that the anime skips entirely. And an entire aborted arc that deals specifically with Lelei's magic use.
>>700934782
Ferngully is boss and everyone should watch it.
>>700934561
It's actually like that for the first 2 battleships in the Japanese tier. The Kawachi hits harder than the Myogi. The only advantage the Myogi has is an insane amount of range over the Kawachi, which puts it more in line with normal Battleships.
>>700934709
I always liked the Fluffy, surprised I never saw her claimed till now.
>>700934982
Most steel toes are slip resistant, and regardless of hot or cold, you'll be glad when you still have a foot after something goes wrong.
Whem loli fags don't find anything fun in their thread anymore, they come here.
This place is like the old /b/. Everything that's shit endd up in here, because this place is just an ocean of shit and circlejerk.
Guess who I am and win nothing!
You have until the time I get back from my shower.
>>700933780
Hey what's up
>>700934982
>Sanae
Ah fuck and here I thought britfag had come back
Oh well, this is an upgrade in waifu material in my eyes
>>700935004
>what is it on again?
Perception
>nice cheeks
I knew you would appreciate some nice puffy cheecks
>>700935029
Robin Williams did an amazing job voicing Batty Koda like always and Hexxus traumatized little me. It's an amazing movie in my memory. I should watch it again
>>700935536
Yuno or Kagami
>>700935381
>lolifags
>claims Chen
>>700935592
Eating some oatmeal and watching Mirai Nikki. Waiting for school.
>>700935657
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>>700934982
Oi cheeki cunt I see what you did there
>>700935595
How would you go about testing perception? Can't say I've heard of anything like it.
>I knew you would appreciate some nice puffy cheecks
What can I say? I'm a connoisseur of cheeks.
>>700935536
Please be Hand.
>>700935381
>implying
I like using that word, it makes me feel special. Your Waifu is fucking garbage :)
>>700934506
And that minimum can be found behind the Black Doors.
>>700934782
You responded to the wrong person, but here's some puffy cheeks for you anyways.
>>700935595
Great villain. Great Batty. It is a good movie and it holds up well. It is pretty damn dark.
>>700935657
Goes for you too. The music fits the scenes well for such a low budget, non-Disney animated feature.
>>700935726
Waifu Lovers, I need your help, please.
I need to know everything you know about this anon:
Ｈｏｗ ｄｏ Ｉ ＮａｍｅＳｙｎｃ？ !1zLolicons
Who posted, at least, in the previous Waifu Claiming thread. Only people with the 4chan extension will know who I'm talking about.
Does someone know him? Has he been active recently, or is today the very first time he has showed up in these threads?
I need anything you know.
Thanks in advance!
>>700935381
listen, Chen is just an unintresting guy who is pretty autistic aswell. Stop making stupid people famous.
>>700934709
That's adorable
>>700934982
I don't think anyone's died from it in ages here anyway, can get a jab and sort it I think. Plus most people are already vaccinatied against it.
Still get it checked though, lockjaw doesn't look very fun.
>>700934782
>Puffed up cheeks a best
I'll have to see if I can find something on it.
Shit, we are Hexxus.
>>700935029
Guessing they had to make some sacrifices for the anime.
>>700935305
Huh, weird. There has to be the trade off you mentioned then, otherwise why would you ever pick the Myogi.
>>700935971
>>700935969
I wrote that pasta.
ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS RIGHT NOW?!?
I NEED 30K HIGHSCORE FOR THE WEAPON LOOT NOT IN TOTAL?!? FUCK BUNGIE FUCK MY FRIENDS LEAVING ME TO SOLO THIS SHIT
/autistic rant
>>700934561
Not really, besides going to school.
>>700936148
What game?
Fucking claimed
>>700933884
Yo, about to head out. Catch ya around.
>>700934506
There are no invites, only reservations and yours hasn't been booked. Maybe next time :^)
>>700934561
Yeah they never last for too long, still hate it. Haha, that one as well.
I think you just scored another point. Ended it on a good note.
>>700934982
Same here, earliest may be 4 or so, depends on what's up. Time will tell as people come and go. It never does, not getting off either. Gotta catch up though my man.
Time for rest. Have a nice night/day/whatever.
>>700935967
I never complained about lolifags though.
>>700936093
It was fun when I got people so riled up and started that whole snowballing effect in these threads but for the last 4 months I have been desperately trying to grasp at the molten puddle of snow in an attempt to build a fucking snowman, I haven't been relevant in months and just keep churning out low effort shitposts with the hope I'll get a reply at some point, all of this at the cost of my dignity and sanity, this entire post will probably not make any sense because I'm trying to write fragments of some of the thoughts I had while pacing back and forth in my room at midnight thinking about these threads from memory, but what I'm trying to say is that I have lost my touch and that tripfaging attention whore Chen can carry the torch.
>>700936192
Destiny
Solo play is pure suffering
How many different waifus are usually claimed? i always see Tomoko or Yuno.
>>700936243
See ya dude.
Claimed.
>>700936256
I meant about watching Ferngully.
>>700936256
Wanna do some bathsalts with me?
>>700936288
I have that game I think...ps4 right?
I'll open it and play it sometime.
my PSN is OverlordAxel
I'll try to catch up on it should be easy.
>>700935305
I would be surprised if they weren't slip resistant.
Now I have to take some money out to purchase them.
I buy quality stuff, so It's gonna be a little pricey.
>>700935595
Um, sorry to disappoint?
> this is an upgrade in waifu material in my eyes
Kinda pains me, though true......
>>700935786
You Gasai on that, not me.
I got to read a book or something.
>>700935536
Shino.
>>700936062
It can still happen...
I will get it checked out, you can count on me. Also necrosis can happen too. Which is scarier. Still optimistic.
>>700936216
A little rude to put it like that, don't you think?
>>700936243
Have a great rest, I'll probably join in as well. Maybe.
I'll be going for a walk later all.
>>700936410
>>700936464
>when S/fur and /loli/ joins power
>>700936581
I never been in /loli/ nor S/fur.
>>700935899
Well it's more biology and physics. Sensory perception and illusions
>I'm a connoisseur of cheeks
kek. What courses can I take to become a cheeky connoisseur myself?
>>700935955
Fuck
Thanks for the cheeks, cheeky
>>700935967
For a kids movie it hit pretty hard. Also a strong biased message for the time it came out
>>700936062
Can't wait for those Doll pout puffy cheecks
>Shit, we are Hexxus.
We were always Hexxus
>>700936488
Nah not a disappoint. Not at all
Well, I always saw Sanae as more daughteru than waifu
>>700936581
>>700936581
>>700936464
Ah good, I'm need more people for the raid in the upcoming Rise of Iron expantion
>>700936488
Mami pls
>>700936558
Farewell dude
>Yuno
Throwback Thursday!
>>700936634
Newfag
>>700936309
a lot
tomoko is claimed by like 50 different people and yuno is claimed by 2 people now
>>700936093
FUCK OFF CHEN
What are you trying to be by being the most retarded anon in the history of /waifu/? I mean, you have a small dick that looks like a FUCKING MISSLE, you probably have a retarded wife/girlfriend, because she loves someone who has that dick.
You said you are never shitposting and just a jerk, but that's a lie, because you always say you are a jerk, and that's why you are shitposting.
I fucking hate attention whores like you, nobody likes you except probably cancerous and mean anons of this community, you are gross and your life sucks.
You didn't had internet for some time because YOU ARE A JERK YOU FUCKING BIGOT, you are mean as fuck and that's why you live in america with your mother that you probably fucked.
I hope some jerk kills you, too bad that won't happen because you don't get out of your basement.
Don't even reply to me or I will fucking hunt you down
>>700936640
>>700936646
>>700936634
>>700935955
No, that minumum is about 70 hours.
>>700936062
The range, mostly. The Kawachi hurts more, but it has the literal worst range of any Japanese battleship, by nearly 8 km. It has such bad range, I think even Cruisers of the same tier have higher range.
>>700936243
One day, Breeki. One day. :^)
>>700936488
I just bought a cheap Walmart pair. They're still holding up rather well and it's been like, a year or more.
>>700936761
>>700936773
I wrote that for Konata lul
>>700936773
Aw, don't call me a meme.
>>700936773
Is it too late to change waifus?
>>700936953
>>700936968
You're triggering the autists. Stop.
>>700937019
>>700937001
>>700936830
>>700937045
Here is a picture of me.
>>700936815
lul
I will head to bed.. after I throw some more autistic tantrums
Good night/morning
>>700937063
>>700935595
wrong
>>700935899
wrong
>>700936488
wrong
>>700937076
night night tsundere~chan
>>700937086
>>700933456
fuck off kinen
I'm heading off for a bit to play some League, later.
>>700936243
Yep it's annoying
4-3 to you now is it?
Night.
>>700936160
Ah fair enough.
>>700936488
Very unlikely to though.
That's also pretty bad, don't let it get that far, cut off the entire leg to fix it.
>>700936635
You'll be waiting a while, best I got are passive aggressive disappointed looks like
>
It's not nice to be reminded of that, but that was the point of it.
>>700936811
Well then there's no point in getting it, what's the point of it being there?
>>700936811
>Not getting my reference.
You are not worthy.
>>700936635
You're welcome, have the GIF version.
>>700937142
It was me
You still win nothing
This is pretty autistic even by /Waifu/ standards. What the fuck is wrong with you niggers?
>>700937223
spike bb
wanna erp?
>>700937226
>4chans /b/
>standards
pick one
>>700937205
>>700937223
And you were blogging about you getting a shower, eh?
>>700937226
I'm gay
>>700937271
I want to have one last cig, finish my beer and go to bed
>>700937280
>>700937308
why are you always such a fag
>>700937308
>smoking tabbaco
>>700937280
Yeah baby turn you on?
I have a big dick but chicks dont care because I'm a fucking asshole
>>700937368
Maybe I was born with it?
>>700937374
Agreed
>>700937411
Probably
>>700937380
No, it doesn't.
It turns me on that I'm much hated than you are and people tell me to fuck off
EVERY.
SINGLE.
TIME.
I woke up, I claim, and guess what's the reply I get?
"Fuck off, Chen. I fucking hate you."
Every. single. day.
>>700936062
Yeah. But they didnt include it in S2. Im hoping they do for S3.
>>700936635
Oh god yes.
>>700937411
Maybe its MAYBELLINE
Ok I have to get up in a few hours. Night fags! Have a lewd!
>>700937483
>I woke up, I claim
stop fucking blogging oh my god
>>700937483
oh chen
fuck me off harder
>>700937552
the meme
>>700936635
Okay, good.
Yeah, I can see it that way too. Maybe it should be viewed as such.
Anyways, how are you?
>>700936706
>>700937076
You know, please.
Also night.
>>700936811
Well of course it's still holding up. They're not in use anymore or rarely used now. Maybe I should go cheap for once.
>>700937166
If I were to get necrosis, I would just off myself. I can't stand the loss of an appendage.
As lame as that sounds, I stand by it.
>>700937223
Should've known.....
>>700937588
>>700937568
My bad.
>>700937572
I don't ERP.
I'm not 40 years old yet.
>>700937620
>>700937483
kind of strange considering I actually start shit fest and shitpost more than ½ the time....
Maybe it's because you care?
>>700937496
Maybe I'm just a faggot all on my own.
Done poisoning myself. Going to sleep and have more very strange dreams.
>>700937166
Teach people correct positioning of a BB. Otherwise you'll have a bunch of idiots getting into knife fights with Destroyers.
Later Doll!
>I'll get back to playing LoL one day.
>>700937186
It was a reference to some Lovecraft thing, I assume?
>>700937592
No, they're used daily! They're my normal everyday shoes, since my feet get terrible pains when switching shoes, I try to just stick with a single pair at all times.
>>700937670
>>700937670
fine
fuck off then :3
sunny claimed again
>>700937777
Does not lie!
>>700937678
>Maybe it's because you care?
You and that retarded egdelord stole that from me.
The fun thing in this thread is that there is no originality. Everyone is the same dull and illusional guy who cares too much for his "internet" image or how is seen in the thread.
Including you.
>>700937734
Yes.
Chen is old.
>>700937938
>The fun thing in this thread is that there is no originality. Everyone is the same dull and illusional guy who cares too much for his "internet" image or how is seen in the thread.
Including you.
You care way too much
>>700938036
>>700937938
who fucking cares really
oh
you do
>>700937166
It's good enough a pout
>>700937496
https://youtu.be/wtuKoD1Wbvg
https://youtu.be/ZknxLDmXzP8
That movie had a lot of really good songs. Even listening to them now in English they're still pretty good even though I remember them in dutch
>>700937186
wew lad
Now that's a top tier pout
>>700937694
>Lovecraft.
No, Elder Scrolls.
>>700938051
>>700938107
>Including you.
>You care way too much
I never stated that I'm an asshole nor I labeled myself as anything else.
Who knows.
>>700938091
Is Chen a furry?
>>700937938
You care too much, but you're also correct. /r9k/ holds the originality of which you seek.
>>700938187
Honestly, more -mimi than anything.
>>700938187
what
all you ever do is shitpost
>inb4 im a jerk xddddd i don't shitpost
>>700938180
>Elder Scrolls
That would be my friends specialty, not mine. They could tell you anything about that universe at the drop of a dime I'm sure.
>>700938187
if you dont care why are you replying to anons
why are you still here
>>700938278
okay, waifus are cancer, but a fur waifu? literally die
>>700938091
Ba Dum Tits.
>>700938353
>>700938308
the memes.
>>700938356
She's not a waifu. I just come here to post furry images, see who actually reacts, and go from there.
I don't really care for this waifu thing, and also, I just like shitposting.
Except for when that hand guy posts or that Temmeire person posts.
>>700938370
Well done, Mr. Nintendo.
>>700938416
what memes
you're the only meme i see here
>>700938492
shitpost like normal people then, or stick with your own autistic kind in your fur threads. I feel sorry for your parents
>>700938152
The first movie worked so well. The second ruined it.
>>700935955
What is the music of life?
>>700933456
Hello again >:3
>>700938416
>le backpeddle
>g-guise i dont care
>i-im here for le memes and shitpost XD
>>700938505
>>700938633
>When you know your opinion don't matter and you don't use your avatar.
Goodbye.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sy8cklFZ3sA
>>700937694
Now that's unexpected. Maybe I'll give it much considering now.
I only have two pairs of shoes right now. One for work, other for casual.
>>700938591
What parents? I'm Batman. Also, most of the time, S/Fur is just drama nowadays. I still post there once in a while.
When the fuck did giving your opinion, albeit blunt, equate to shitposting? Wouldn't Shiki be a far better shitposter than Chen?
>>700938660
>implying opinions matter on 4chan
No one can outshitpost a shitposter.
>>700938757
This. Most anons in thread are edgy ass teens who think they know what 4chan is all about
>>700938660
>you don't use your avatar.
I don't care enough
>avatar
waifu
>>700938757
when you are shitposting with it
>>700938830
don't you embarrass yourself?
waifu claiming thread?
more like, why do exist these thread
>>700938888
Quads do not lie.
