Human grill waifu claiming thread!
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>Oversexualised content is encouraged
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>This is /Jenny/ not /b/
>Most importantly, Feminine penises are still penises. You are still gay if you jerk off to them
Best robot claimed
>>700767719
Tired right now. Work was all over the place.
>>700767919
>which straya though :^)
>>700767719
remind me to stock up porn if ever go there then.
>loli and a-cup porn is supposed to be illegal over here
ain't stopping me though
>did you play it yet
Overwatch you mean? yeah, i got like a few months ago.
>>700766900
Allahu Snackbar! Hiya Karen!
here
>>700767719
Dude it was boring. Played Bloodborne chilled with mami and shit. now me and moka and kurumi are just fuckin around on the stream. Livin that moe life yo. I watched season 2 of is the order a rabbit.
Dude did you watch Anne happy yet? fuckin show is a QT factory and i'ts funny as hell.
still here
>>700767719
Fairly good i suppose.
How about yours?
Figured you'd have been executed for being a fag by now or something.
I slept for 30 minutes now I'm going to be awake all night again
>>700767456
>silly filename/10
And the people here are assholes. It's probably like that everywhere, but I feel like people are especially more douchey here.
>not sure if joke or just mispelling
My pretty sleepy, my dude. Sorry for my autism with wording, spelling, and grammar.
Sounds neat. Which would you watch first?
![Kirino [321].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/DUfMUOW.jpg "Kirino [321].jpg")
>>700768348
:^)
[test/spoiler]
>>700768615
nigger
>>700768476
Ohhhhhhhhh shit is that a blonde?
>>700768517
Thats a memelord right there.
>>700768570
',:^)
>>700768517
>life on ez mode
heck yeah, my dude (・ω・)
>>700768615
ebin test dude :DD
to spoiler do this:
<spoiley>text</spoileyx>
but take out the x
Hello everyone
>no life
>Juvia claimed
Claiming Akiko
What's going on in this thread?
>>700768904
Nothing now. Fun Police is here.
>>700768524
i can't really reccomend any since i've only seen the original '95 series. but if you do check it out, skip ep 24 and 25 and watch "end of evangleion" instead if you want a more accurate experience. 24 and 25 are more like character analysis since gainax blew the budget so hard they couldn't afford to finish the cells.
>>700768904
well karen is shitting up the thread. there's that
>>700768869
ayy
It's almost 4 AM and I've got uni in a few hours.
If you're reading this, have a good night, Juri.
Forgive me, once again, for not properly replying.
>>700768570
Ah.
My cutest kommander.
>>700768904
Hi there, Akiko.
Have a good one as well.
>Goodnight everyone.
>>700769005
No fun here officer, just feels
>>700769064
Well well. Right back at it then. What a faggot, am I right?
>>700769137
Hello and goodbye Ruri
>>700768687
Hi Shino. What's up?
Claimed.
>>700769271
and what's wrong with being a faggot?
>>700768277
>>700769064
>Most importantly, Feminine penises are still penises. You are still gay if you jerk off to them
no u
also these pictures are pretty hot
>>700768348
something happened?
>>700768350
Yep yep, you can still use tor and some proxies, but accessing 4chan is almost impossible. It was for me at least.
I'm pretty sure all porn is illegal here. But it's illegal in the sense that we pretend we dont have it but everyone secretly does.
Who's your favorite hero? Done competitive yet?
>>700768433
ohayo, how's your day been so far?
>>700768444
Not yet dude not yet, I gotta get back to dorms first and I think I'm gonna watch the order is a rabbit anime first. But its on the list I promise yo
>>700768476
>Figured you'd have been executed for being a fag by now or something.
Well they didn't catch me yet
Mine was pretty good, was back in my old room, downloading anime, playing games, sleeping and more games. All day every day for a full month. Much yes.
>>700768687
Grab her quick!
>>700769005
Who might the fun police be? :(
>>700768904
ew go away
>>700769137
Sleep tight Ruri
>>700768764
o, who are you?
>>700768869
Heyo there, Juvia, how was your day so far?
>>700769286
nothing watching dumb shit and debating which /x/ doc im gonna put on for bed. What about you?
>>700769289
sup mai
>>700769064
sup beep boop?
>>700769064
I'll watch it on a particularly slow day, then. Thanks for the suggestion~.
So, when did you get your qt robot waifu? How will you do lewd things to her if she not soft and squishy like a qt human gril?
>>700769137
I'm done too. My reactions are starting to get weak in matches now.
Goodnight Ruri, and thread.
>>700769684
Absolutely nothing.
>>700769659
Well that's good. Sounds like a pretty good time.
Glad you didn't get executed too.
>>700769684
Took too long of a nap and will probably be up all night now. Oh well. Watching a twitch stream i suppose.
Boo
>>700769659
>Tor
yeah nah, 4chan is pretty solid against proxies. unfortuantely. evading a b& is apain in ass like that.
>done competitive
I finished competitive, by time season 1 ended i was like 34. i fucking love playing as junkrat and mercy. but i'm pretty loose on choosing heroes. who do you normally play as?
>>700769684
nothing much, passing time. checked my bike and turns out it's front wheel is fucked though. What kind of /x/ docs do you have? Ghost? alien?
>>700769759
no problem. I found jenny when i was like 4 but i fell in love when i was 10 when i had to babysit my moms friends girl. i ended up liking it after that.
>How will you do lewd things to her if she not soft and squishy like a qt human gril?
simple, i'd just fuck her like a human. that's the thing about robots, you can do more than you can to a human. what about your waifu? when did you meet her?
Booooooored
>>700770243
what chemicals are they putting in them? is that blood coming out of the blond girls back
>>700770460
Seriosly wish that I knew.
But yes, that is blood.
>>700769875
thats my shino! i have that pic it's a goody.
>>700769963
Same here man.
>>700770039
I CANT HANDLE YOUR CUTE.
Blonde+kitty+fishy=HNNNNNGGGGG
Naps are a good idea so i don't blame you.
She is mine.
>>700769659
Eh, kinda so-so. How about yours?
>>700770787
no
>>700770819
it's goro
>>700767719 (Determined Karen 33.jpg)
>>700769659
I'm doing fine, and you?
>>700770664
they both probably have lost a good amount of blood. why are they getting lewd? maybe the chemical is the stuff they pump into old Bane
>>700770268
>fell in love when i was like 10
Damn, how old are you now? Still going strong!
>tfw no android waifus yet to make women obsolete
Well, I watched Nichijou when the anime came out, and really liked it. Read the manga, fell in love with the cartoon I liked, and here I am!
How much space do you have taken up for pictures of your waifu?
>>700769450
Well for starters you're a faggot.
>>700769659
no u
![Kirino x Ruri [1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/zQf8Ov0.jpg "Kirino x Ruri [1].jpg")
>>700769137
Goodnight.
Good luck for tomorrow, I wish you the best for everything.
>>700771040
Well, Gumi is being pumped with green chemicals, no idea what that shit is but it's green. And Lily is being pumped with blood...? Or drained..? And also no idea why they're lewd, but it looks noice.
>>700769875
>>700768687
>
>>700770039
Not getting executed is kind of a plus I guess
What about you? Still living the neet life?
>>700770268
Yep, and tor circuits are also blocked by 4chan
Mercy is usually a solid pick even in maps where she's not good.
I got like 34 hours on dva now I think and 12 on symmetra. tracer, mercy and reaper after that and then the rest are just kinda balanced with the tanks being above the rest
I got to like 60 thanks to friends helping me out hardcore with my placements but I couldnt really move, always win one lose one
Also holy shit thats a nice pic
>>700770736
>Blonde+kitty+fishy=HNNNNNGGGGG
this
>>700770854
Hopefully it becomes better, mine is alright so far considering I just woke up. I gotta split to stuff very soon I think. Just getting to say hi before I go
>>700771030
Decent enough! I gotta leave to take care of things though very soon though.
>>700771136
that's fucking adorable
>>700771334
why is she missing an arm? going to go with drained. why would you put more blood into someone unless they already lost some
>>700771478
You hadn't seen little loli Akiko before? She could fit right in Kiniro Mosaic next to Karen
>>700771478
omfg where is that from its AMAZING!
>SAVED
>>700771129
>how old are you now?
mid to late twenties. all i'm gonna say
>i still need to see nichijou
>but slice of life makes me feel like i haven't accomplished anything
>this is a struggle i face everyday
my folder is like 15mb. I'm just really discriminating on jenny images. i might go through the episodes and make a bunch of screencaps one day.
>>700771334
>fucking someone and stealing their blood
genius
>>700771136
I jerk off to futa cocks. i know i am
>>700771478
i normally play meryc for attack maps. Reinhardt+bastion+mercy is almost unstoppable. especially with a pharah and mcree searching the area.
>won two maps on dorado straight and stole POTG as bastion with mercy aiding
it's like my teen years playing TF2 all over again.
>>700771799
those fucking filenames show your genius
>>700771639
Are you sure she hasn't lost some?
>>700771799
Got a quad kill as junkrat with the bomb tire, mercy revived them, my pc disconnected.
>I'll never know if I got potg.
>>700772079
well unless she has lost both of her feet or something i dont see her losing a considerable amount before draining. unless its really fucked up and they just want to see what happens when you dump more blood into someone
>>700771934
Early twenties over here, my man.
Oh, I know that feel. Well, kind of. I usually can't take a lot of anime seriously, so the only stuff I like is the comedy slice of life cute stuff.
Mine is 69.2 mb, I think.
step up, boi-o
>>700772251
That's how you get high blood pressure!
>>700770736
Simmer down.
>>700771478
Oh yeah. Still doing absolutely nothing.
It's rather boring, frankly. Starting to run out of money too.
>>700771799
>I jerk off to futa cocks
That's pretty ghey m8
>Reinhardt+bastion+mercy is almost unstoppable
Good times. It's strong but really easy to counter
>>700772195
You probably did if they were all full health when they died
>>700772377
Well yeah but you can get it a more natural way
>>700769659
Just work stuff. Seemed like a slow day but Im still tired from it.
>>700771664
I'm still on episode 5 cause I'm a lazy shit and I dont want to watch it without screenshotting more Ana kek
and I cant really do that now around family cause you know how tame and non lewd oniiai is
>>700771733
I have no idea lmao I just found it while searching for Karen pics
Oh you might like this one too, look on the left on the bottom, Shino is spazzing out from blonde overdose
>>700771799
kek, that is pretty cheesy but at some point people will start countering it with their own bastion mercy and someone to take out the pharah, mcree
Ay either way glad you're enjoying it
>>700772195
Look who it is, caught me just as I was leaving
>>700772476
What? Government doesn't pay you anything?
>>700771664
>She could fit right in Kiniro Mosaic next to Karen
say no more fam.
my skills are top notch
>shino
Claiming best girl
>>700771478
Ah, well I hope your day is good. Take it you got a lot to do?
Space engine is such a /cozy/ program
>>700771934
It's my only talent as a human being
>>700772195
I can never get riptire to work right. I'm always getting trip-kills with mines and lobbing grenades. i guess people are just good at listening for it.
>>700772251
i'm goign to assume it's just a dialysis machine and it's the ultimate love-making session
>>700772297
>
as i said, i barely have any screencaps because i don't have time to go through episodes and make them.
>>700772499
i only pull off the mercy+hardt+bast once before changing strategy. a well placed tracer fucks everything.
>that's pretty ghey
and that's why i call myself bi. certainly can't call myself straight when i have 300mb of futa
>>700772643
oh well, if only my ping wasn't shit. as i said above i only do it once and the moment we fall apart we change to a more escort-like strategy. assuming my team listens to me that is.
>>700772773
S M U G
M
U
G
>>700772643
Dude im dying over here thats so fucking funny.
she looks almost creepy
>>700772476
Im calm but then u post another with the same specs as the last one. why u do this.
>>700772872
oops, meant to post this image
>>700772643
I'm not taking anything from the government. I'm lazy, not a moocher. Come on now.
I am aware my waifu is trash. Suck it.
>>700772872
why would you do dialysis through the back? maybe i am missing out. maybe it is a huge turn on to lose an arm or have your blood pumped.
>>700772499
I got the tire behind reindharts shield as they pushed to take a point, my while team was dead, no idea tbh. Mercy may have healed them.
>>700772606
It's bad either way!
>>700772643
Got ya! Now get lewd.
>>700772872
I have no idea what I'm doing. I just started playing, and stopped because my laptop can't handle it. 8fps-2fps.
Love junkrat though.
>>700773076
>My "crush" before I knew about animoo.
claimed
>>700773198
dunno, maybe her arms gonna be cut off so doing through the back would save her the hassle.
> maybe it is a huge turn on to lose an arm or have your blood pumped.
for me it can turn me on because the idea of a missing arm making them more submissive. idk maybe I'm just sick in head like you said.
>>700773213
>8-2
jesus christ, i thought getting 20-30 fps was bad for my laptop. are you using intel HD?
![41269-no-game-no-life-shiro-no-game-no-life[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/nd9bwk8.jpg "41269-no-game-no-life-shiro-no-game-no-life[1].jpg")
>>700773010
Well probably because i'm a bully. I dunno.
>>700773213
what should you do to fix it nurse Mizore.
>>700773458
she does have 2 arms. wouldnt it be hard to find an sort of blood vessel in the back? maybe i dont know
>>700772643
Get on that shit asap you lazy nigger
>you know how tame and non lewd oniiai is
Yea, I know. It basically promotes celibacy
>>700772738
Don't bother
>>700772872
>once before changing strategy
That's for the best. It's a really good strat to stop the first rush and a lot of fun seeing them get mowed down
>300mb of futa
Wew lad
Remember: it's not gay if it is a feminine penis
>>700773213
Well I only know this because when I got the quadra with bae I got straight 100's. Got potg even though they all got rezzed so I guess a Mercy rez doesn't give 100 PpP
>>700773458
It's an old laptop, like 5ish years now?
AMD vision A6 says the sticker.
>People who complain about 20-30
Maybe I've always just had shit graphics but that is managable.
>>700773563
Leeches. Always leeches.
>>700773567
Junkrat mine launch is what got me hooked on him.
>>700773563
it's just another mystery of life like 9/11.
>>700773567
mowing down everyone and then winning the match because none of them expected a completely different team comp feels fucking amazing.
actually now i wonder, does killing a bunch of people, having them rezed and killing them straight after count as a new kill on the killstrak?
>it's not gay if you censor the dick
>>700772613
Hm, I get you, just the day being long, yeah?
>>700772788
Eh not really but I'm lazy so just getting out of the house is a lot to me, either way I'll be doing it soon I think. Just college stuff before I go there
>>700772872
Australia ping must be pretty garbage, on good days my ping is 120 and it goes up to 200 sometimes. Pretty annoying
>>700773010
Shino is the best and cutest meme girl, her reactions really do set up some of the best shit in the show. Kinmoza would literally not be the same without her. Like Karen and Yoko do the same thing of being stupid/happy but Shino just takes the cake kek
Honaka comes close but still, not Shino
Damnit dude now I have to go watch it again
>>700773051
Time to get a job then. Or be homeless, I mean they're both chill options
you can mooch internet off mcdonalds
>>700773076
I actually find her really cute. Her and Sakura are pretty fucking useless throughout the entire show though. Really annoying.
>>700773213
Don't do this to me ;w;
Also, you probably already turned dow nthe graphics but try turning down the resolution or render scale a bit further, it turns the game more blurry but it becomes more playable.
>>700773895
mines only a few years old. it's a complete cocktease when i can almost max out, but can't have hi-res shadows or anti-aliasing because of the vram.
>840m
>2.4gh cpu
>rip in peace fallout 4
>jenny
>>700773895
i dont have any and sounds like it wont work
>>700773896
one is history another you can have an experiment
>>700774082
College? What are you studying? I don't think I ever asked.
>>700773895
He's tons of fun. I love him.
It's a shame he falls off in the higher tiers
>>700773896
>does killing a bunch of people, having them rezed and killing them straight after count as a new kill on the killstrak?
Yes.
Potg is 15 seconds long. Say you kill 4 in 7 seconds, 3 seconds rez time, and then kill 2 again you will get potg since you got more points in that time window. The reason potg is so busted is because it's based upon numbers like this
>tfw Torbjorn's corpse gets potg
>>700774082
Yeah. Honaka playing tennis and yelling "blonde hair" every time she hits the ball is great. Anyhow have a good night man glad to see u back. Im going to beds.
>>700773513
have a good night, bully with vigor.
>>700774082
>Minimum settings
>Minimum resolution
>Everything from Vsync to shadows are off
I know all the tricks, rip me, need to finally upgrade. Still haven't played fallout4 yet.
>>700774110
>Ripperoni
That's where the line was drawn was the release of fallout4, haven't been able to play anything past that release.
>>700774168
Are you questioning leeches!?
They work 75% of the time 100% of the time EVERYTIME! All the time.
>>700774273
Does he? I'm only like level 5, still learning maps and mechanics.
>>700774082
occasionally i get 32png but most matches are 100 to 300 which makes the "favor the shooter" system feel unfair
>wipe out a reaper as mercy (totally ins lef-defence) but still die
>turns out on his cam i never hit him and got me at point blank
>>700774168
>one is history another you can have an experiment
i'm sorry what? to me that just sounds gibberish
>>700774273
no wonder i see reapers getting POTG. many of them kill the same people because of a mercy rez.
>not having a D.VA corpse get POTG
>>700774082
Nah don't think i'll be homeless any time soon.
>>700774399
Good night Shino.
Is australia even real? Has anyone went to check?
What if somebody just put it on the map and nobody bothered to see if it was real?
>>700774421
yeah i am. i dont want some small animal to suck my blood.
>>700774440
9/11 is history. you will never really know probably. you could have an experiment with 2 people for the other thing though
>>700774579
steve irwin is dead
Doll claimed.
Good morning.
>>700774579
Might as well put 'Here be dragons' over it to be honest.
>>700774777
>first post
>jesus trips
>checked
>>700774421
m8 i can't even play skyrim anymore because my fans are dying. but i still have warranty that i don't wanna void. so i can't clean or dust my craptop.
i think F4 might run, but i can't stand having draw distance and texutres down since i see them as the more important part of visuals
>walk forward one step and die
>bandit was only a few feet away
shit happened when i was playing skryim on low
>>700774579
i'd love to timestamp a pic but my internet is too slow to upload. guess we'll never find out
>>700774605
maybe if i kidnap some kids and try it out. i mean, if i hide the evidence right i might get away
>>700774777
>trips
absolutely stunning entrance darling, I'd give it a 8/10.
>>700774875
>pic
>>700774777
morning doll. sleep well?
>>700774875
would not recommend attempting it
Nico Nico Nii~
How are we all doing tonight?
>>700774605
You let mosquitoes do it!!
And leeches are cuter than them!
>>700774777
Trips confirm Australia is now "Dragonland"
>>700774875
Canned air! Just spray that shit everywhere inside you can. You'll get clouds of dust out of there. Saved my laptop a few times.
>>700774421
>still learning maps and mechanics
Oh. Well have fun and just fuck around as much as you like. Don't listen to the plebs telling you having 3 genji's on defense is bad
>>700774440
"favor the shooter" is basically just reverse lag. It's bullshit and feels really unfair
>not having a D.VA corpse get POTG
Not anymore now that she can stand next to her mech and emote as it praises Allah
>>700774989
Have I seen you before?
testing
>>700775085
no i dont i usually swing at mosquitoes. they do it against my will. leeches dont look cute
>>700774870
>>700774875
Thank you, wow what a terrific audience!
>>700774968
Hey Tomo, yep I did. Nice change from the other night. You sleep yet?
>>700774989
Groggy, but I've just woke up. Yourself Nii?
>>700775085
It should have been called that in the first place, doing the world a favour.
>>700774777
Hey there Doll.
>>700774181
Studying business, wasn't really a choice. I didnt enjoy it or the other subjects but psych and philosophy are a no go here and pretty much anywhere unless you go hard.
At the end of the day though as long as I make money I'm good.
>>700774399
Kin!
Patsu!
Alright man, night night
>>700774421
Acceptance of the death of the computer is the first step
The next is moving on and getting a new one
but no money for that, yeah?
Maybe when you move you can get one
>>700774440
>32 ping
woah fam, that sounds GOOD
but I think the current system is good, otherwise people might use lag to their advantage
>>700774486
Welp, that's a plus then.
>>700774989
Yo nico
bye nico!
>>700774777
Checkin your trips, sayin hello and leaving
Have a nice day
>>700774875
>can't even provide proof
australia isn't real calling it now
Bye everyone
>>700775085
the vent has a tiny grill over it. it might work a little bit but it might just move the dust around and nothing else.
>>700775107
yeah, but in some maps (like the Nepal village" you have to park your mech first and then detonate. so alot of times i get killed before i get away. mind you everyone just hides behind reinhardts shield and shoots at me.
>>700774989
tired and hungry. you?
>>700774968
it's worth a shot though!
>>700775405
well you did your best darling and it paid off.
>>700775405
for an hour. and thats good for you
>>700775467
is it really?
>>700775107
I'm on here nightly so I wouldn't be too surprised though I can't say we talk much if at all.
>>700775405
The same actually, just had a nice nap n_n
>>700775460
night! sleep well
>>700775467
Hungry and sleepy, seems like we have a lot alike at the moment haha
Isla claimed
>>700775460
bye <3
>>700775573
well i can solve a mystery. is that reason enough?
>>700775628
yeah well painkillers put me to sleep. like a sleeping pill and elixer in one. only problem is that i don't wanna sleep
>>700775650
wew lad
I'm gonna go try the new OW map. be back in a bit. stay frosty
>>700775107
I'm still at the early levels where Noone is talking.
>>700775340
Little squirmy sharp tooth don't look cute to you?!?
>>700775460
That will be the plan. Work and order what I want online.
>>700775467
Get the kind that has a little straw, even if it doesn't fit in the grill it will direct the pressure better.
>It's a lot better than blowing with your mouth.
It may move the dust, but it will break up and that are stuck and the fan should help blow them out.
I just put the straw to any hole I found in my laptop when it was stripped down and let her loose.
Not tired but I have work soon, night guys!
>>700775443
Heya Makoto, how's it hanging?
Guessing work?
>>700775460
Thanks, you too with whatever you're doing.
>>700775467
I did.
>Tired and hungry
Why not eat something in bed?
>>700775573
Thanks, but you're probably need to get some more sleep, an hour doesn't seem like enough.
>>700775628
You enjoy it? I had my full sleep myself, gotta go to the dentists today, save me.
>>700775650
Cute.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmCnQDUSO4I
mfw having a waifu crisis
>>700775783
probably not no.
>>700775879
no not really. night.
>>700775926
i slept for an hour then went to a bbq, havent been able to get back to sleep since
>>700776009
what?
>>700775783
Oh I see.. well I hope your games wake you up then!
>>700775926
Haha quick! Play dead you can't go if they think you died!
>>700775783
I have been meaning to try the new map but I don't
feel like downloading the ptr
>>700775926
thanks doll~
>>700776050
can't choose a definite waifu
Feeling exceptionally lazy today. Going to take another nap. Catch you later waifu.
i just realised i haven't installed PTR yet. shit
>>700775879
'night
>>700775926
because i don't wanna go to bed
>>700776050
probably yes
>>700776101
never mind. PTR needs to install
>>700776287
>escort+assault
My anus is ready for it
>>700776521
see ya
>jenny re-claimed
>>700776050
Ah fair enough then. Maybe when the food goes down a bit you'll feel more tired.
>>700776101
It's no use Nico! They can smell fear!
I've been thinking of this in my head all morning.
https://youtu.be/bOtMizMQ6oM
>>700776287
No problem. How're you doing anyway Isla?
>>700776521
Later Shizu.
>>700776521
have a good nap Shizuru~
>>700775926
Nah, I'm off today. Playing Warships with a friend. I'm fairly close to finally getting my Nagato!
How was sleep?
>>700775460
Not a choice? Nothing more interesting you'd rather go into?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AENsMiobLmc
>>700776461
well what do you like about each of them or keep looking
>>700776586
no jail sounds bad
>>700776599
that finished about 4 hours ago. im not so sure i will for a bit
>>700768277
>shit tier taste
>>700775467
Why would you ever park your mech though?
>everyone just hides behind reinhardts shield
Send your mech high up into the air if possible. Reinhardt can choose between raising his shield and exposing himself or dying from your falling mech.
>>700775628
Oh I see. I don't think we've talked before
There's been a lot new people lately and I have a terrible memory. Nice to meet you
>>700775879
>where Noone is talking.
I have team chat muted by default. I wish I could hide text chat as well. No one ever says anything useful. Everything relevant can be pinged anyway
>>700776461
You don't choose a waifu
>>700776599
I'm doing pretty good thanks for asking
!>>700776586
yeah I'm not to excited about the escort+assault either
>>700774082
Pretty much. Drinking with friends now though. Dinner will happen.
>>700776749
but if i'm never caught? what if no one finds them? then what?
>>700776773
fite me
>>700776808
>nepal village
>launching mech into air
I normally do that. but what i was getting at is that sometimes you do have to park it in order to deal with enemies. on nepal (minus the temple) if i launch it it'll go straight through the point, or hit the roof and fall back down. making the few seconds of falling extra time to get me.
>>700776866
i mean't that i was excited. but i'm ready to have my arse kicked because i'm shit at control point. guess i'm just really tired.
>>700776586
Oh well rip then.
>Escort+assault
Wait what? In OW? When did this happen?
>>700776705
Oh well thats good news. Have to see if my computer can run WoWs without exploading.
Real good, ready for almost anything. You sleep yet?
>>700776744
This took a turn.
>>700776749
Huh well it should have gone down a lot then. Maybe you're just not tired yet. What time is it?
>>700776866
No problem again. You doing anything today?
>>700777102
well then im not sure what you would really find and what you would do after soooo yeah
>>700777378
1 in the morning.
>>700776586
Oh well then :p lol
>>700776599
Then I wish you the best of luck! and lol dn't start thinking of things like that now! it'll go fine i promise.
>>700776808
Oh yeah I noticed that too.. but nope I'm not new. It's nice to meet you as well. I hope your day is going well.
>>700776773
>robots are shit
>>700776749
>>700777525
i like them both their personalities, they're kinda on different ends of the spectrum, not in one is depressing one is happy way but more just different,
and they also have nice designs
>>700777378
when blizzard revealed a german map. you have to escort a battering ram, destroy the gate and capture the castle. sounds hype as fuck
>>700777525
well i'll figure out what that image is supposed to do.
>>700777560
very lol indded
>>700777675
well then which one would you honestly pick to be around if they hated each other?
>>700777694
sure find a green chemical first
>>700777868
will dyed water work?
>>700777694
I thought the new update would be released to the actual game by now..
>>700777378
It barely runs on my laptop, it has surprisingly high requirements. Probably due to the high range of depth rendering.
Ya, slept till about 3PM today, and then went and got my new tire.
>>700777525
I dunno then, maybe your body clocks out of wack a bit.
>>700777560
Thank you, someone has to!
I can't help it, always hated the dentist. I'm gonna hold you to that promise.
>>700777694
Just looked it up, hype as fuck indeed. Reminds me a bit of the tf2 medieval map, but with an escort instead of 2 control points.
>>700778141
i guess. try that aloe Vera water looks about the same color
>>700778272
nah ill be fine in the end
>>700778141
green dye is a green chemical imo don't need to add the water
>>700777868
>>700778460
idk thats kinda my problem im an indecisive person, but thanks man that kinda helps i guess im going with the one i would like better imo
>>700778166
i thought it would be realeased after the summer games ended. but i still get the summer games even though it's aug23 now.
>>700778272
i never played that medievil map acutally. Not going back to Tf2 ever since it died. takes about 10 minutes on average to get a game.
>>700778460
i'll get it next time i'm in town
>>700778723
it'd be quicker and cheaper if i mix the two.
>>700778723
thats kind of what you're supposed to do yeah
>>700778793
alright then let me know how it goes
>>700778266
So probably no hope of it on mine then, oh well it's worth a shot.
Oh yeah your tire. That go okay?
>>700778460
You always are. As long as you don't feel tired then you're fine I guess.
>>700778793
It was a lot of fun, especially setting people on fire with the huntsman. Bit of a shame really, wonder how long overwatch will last in comparison. If they get fully into a competitive space like league they should be set I think.
>>700778916
INDECISIVE, but yeah ima shut up now
>>700778272
I don't know anyone who actually enjoys the dentist so you aren't alone.
>>700778793
I'm just sick of that game because it's just genji. I'm dying waiting for that nerf.
>>700779094
yeah just going to coast on for a bit
>>700779157
alright let me know if you decide
>>700778916
alright. it's on my shopping list
>>700779094
i just hope blizzard doesn't try and do what valve did and continue to fuck it over with view able servers and stuff. i feel that the randomized system makes it less like a stale "community moderates itself" like game. i;ve had countless times TF2 players kicked me or treated me like dirt because i just jumped into wrong server. but yeah, it's pretty much set like league. i was just watching the atlantic showdown last night.
>>700779230
i'm waiting for update to leave PTR
>play as mercy
>at least one guy switches to genji and hunts my arse
>pretty sure he sits at his computer every waiting minute to kill a mercy with Genji
>>700779444
pics when?
I think I hear faggots
Holy shit I checked and lurk on this thread so long ago how has it not hit image limit yet?
>>700779094
Ya. Even my desktop has problems with it at times. Although I'm almost certain that has more to do with sphaghetti code more than anything. Says I keep running out of memory, but I monitored it and still had well over half my RAM left. Gunna install these Windows updates and restart. Guess I'll lay down while I wait for the to finish.
>Care to join~?
Yep. $35 but I should be good. Apparently my dad wasn't surprised, and that thing eats tires for breakfast.
>>700779557
when i actually get everything ready. i have to pick out my victim, set up a remote location to do it in. get a pump for the blood etc.
>>700779601
because it's a slow thread.
Wew laddie
Was playing superhot for a good few hours trying to get 60+ kills
Then i got onto payday to finally get to V-100
Now i just need to get the last 12 achievements i have left to get
>>700779688
too much work and planning
>>700779721
superhot was fun. payday has too many achievement
>>700779871
well kidnapping is complicated.
>>700779721
amazing! now can you expain to me what all this means?
>ptr installing at 100k per m/
>god i love this country
>>700779230
Hey, faggot. What's with you spounting all this shit about me?
First of all, I do 't even know you. I never mentioned your name.
Secondly, I don't talk about people's backs. I never did. I never will. I said what I have to say in their face.
You're boring, you're dull and you're extremly delusional for a girl, or a guy, or whatever you pretend to be on the internet if you ever tought I'll give any importance to a maggot like you.
>>700779721
Well i got an xbox one, because i don't have my own money to get my own pc yet
So I'm playing payday 2 crimewave edition
>hoping Almir actually gives us release dates for content in september
>>700780131
Fuck this was meant to go to the tomoko anon
>>700779230
Other than the dentists themselves, sadists.
>Genji nerf
It's gonna be a lot of fun.
>>700779292
As you do.
>>700779444
Yeah, its good that you just get what you're given, but also kinda annoying when you're in the mood for a specific map. I'd rather that than, as you say, being kicked from games for no reason. Seems like it's hitting that, they were real quick to roll out competitive.
>>700779610
Well that's odd then. Even if I know what I'm doing when I'm trying to sort something like that, I feel clueless.
Maybe.
Not that bad then. What the car?
>>700779995
what if they wanted to go
>>700780131
oh well i dont know what its like on xbox, dont know who Almir is either
>>700780240
there's always custom though. but it requires friends to play with. either that or AI, which is about as retarded as one can get
>the human team is waiting for us at the main ship exit
>lets rush out the main entrance!
>>700780458
you mean leave? i won't let them. after i figure it out i fuck 'em, kill 'em, fuck 'em again and hide the body in concrete
>jenny
>>700779444
>Also nice trips
>>700780468
And also you need 11 of them. I played an AI game at the start, and even then I was thinking, this is retarded. I mean you can get competent online AI right?
>Doll
