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>>700760634
>>700760612
How are you two?
>>700759841
That stuff is disgusting.
>>700759995
It smells bad anyways.
>>700760811
Cheese Whiz is my shit, but only with crackers
>>700759995
What episode are you even on
>>700760800
going to bed.
>>700760110
Talk to him about hipster music and you'll win his heart. Or something.
>>700760130
Hi hello~
>>700760811
It doesn't count as food, really
>>700760977
lol
>>700760328
You gonna eat these or else I'll force them down with a plunger
>>700760977
'Sup?
>>700760917
It is horrendous.
>>700760977
Not at all does it count as even edible.
>>700760800
my head hurts
howre you sir?
>>700760811
nu uh dont lie
>>700760931
i cant remember. i need to get my shit together
>>700761150
what kind are they? swedish fish poop flavour?
>>700761166
Cheez Whiz is an industrial adhesive
>>700761247
Yes, you do. Now go do that
>>700761247
It reeks.
>>700761247
...... Nnnnnoooo..........
>>700760977
>>700760811
>>700760800
Check'd
>>700760976
Goodnight.
>also nice picture
>>700761166
Hit or miss, I suppose.
>>700761247
Good, yourself?
>>700761398
thx
>>700761342
It's like liquid nails only it also causes cancer.
>>700761342
i just might after this movie here. i will have time for an episode or two
>>700761346
dont be rude to cheese
>>700761380
well what then
>>700761541
Where are you from?
>>700761585
I don't like cheese.
>>700761541
thats good to hear~
im meh
>>700761682
but why
>>700761585
...... Paprika flavor!
>>700761751
I don't like anything.
>>700761895
interesting....
>>700761914
fair enough
>>700761968
You already knew that though.
>>700761585
What movie?
>>700761150
Eating chips. Being sleepy.
>>700761166
Not even by American standards
>>700761895
Silly European flavour
>>700762041
i guess i forgot
>>700762068
13 cameras.
>>700762140
I am an American, if that counts for anything.
>>700762174
Perhaps.
>>700761541
Post your butt.
>>700762251
you should give cheese another chance
>>700761716
How's your day been?
>>700762285
NO
>>700762251
I too am an American.
>>700761968
It's fookin good man, trust me! :D
>>700762140
That's what I was doing earlier yesterday :P
>>700762331
No. I cannot.
>>700762457
Are you posting Hanna and Barbera cartoon characters?
>>700762174
How is it
>>700762285
Everyone knows that you shouldn't post your butt in this neighborhood
>>700762457
mostly disappointing and meh
thanks for asking though
how was yours?
>>700762458
i do like paprika es good stuff
>>700762470
f-fine
>>700762582
Yes, yes I am. I saw someone posting one of my favorite shows last week, and I just felt like joining the band wagon. Not usually a fan of it, but I am into Huckleberry Finn, and the Hound is close.
>>700762662
No problem, and it was alright. I hope tomorrow turns out better for you.
>>700762653
creepy and icky.
>>700762786
did you do anything interesting today?
>>700762662
It is impossible for me.
>>700762786
I love/hate Hanna and Barbera. They were two of the animators we studied when I was an animation student.
>>700763013
nothing is impossible
>>700762966
Just slept on the phone in a group call today. That's literally the most interesting thing [if you can call it that] I've done today. How about you? You said it was disappointing, is all well?
>>700763013
Ah, I see. You're an animator?
>>700762792
So it's a movie about snarf?
>>700763139
hmm that could be interesting
just having a meh day. it'll be well later though~
>>700763160
exactly!
>>700763125
Painting is impossible.
>>700763139
No, I'm a painter. I dropped the program and changed majors to painting when they tried to force computers on me. I wanted to do traditional animation, learned that, and wanted to learn more, but they said to finish the program I'd have to learn 2D and 3D animation.
>>700763431
I see. Well, I hope it does go well later!
>>700763507
Ah, I see. Well, I hope your future painting endeavors go well!
>>700763125
>>700763507
Getting sex is impossible.
>>700763603
They never go well. That the point of it though.
>>700763507
thats because youre not using cheese
>>700763603
Fool will be a great painter one day just you wait~
>>700763667
perhaps
>>700762662
No seriously. Paprika chips are legit the best chips ever. That's at least what I think
>>700763787
100%
heyy ;)
>>700763667
You'd be surprised how easy it is.
>>700763682
Well, still wish you good luck!
>>700763787
I'm sure!
>>700763667
Not for me.
>>700763787
Cheese is terrible.
>>700763431
Is it any good?
>>700763813
i never seen or heard of that
>>700763839
hmm
>>700763853
hay is for horses
>>700763921
you just havent had the right cheese
>>700763878
i miss having Boomerang channel
>>700763878
>>700763921
how's that autism
>>700764106
Just bang a fat chick and feel disgusted with yourself afterwards
>>700764044
its not bad. someone told me the ending is garbage though. but also said its worth a watch if i want to see a horror movie thats sort of a different story
>>700764114
super~
>>700764051
Me too. I miss Dish Network because I remembered and memorized all the channels I watched throughout my childhood.
195, Military Channel. 122 Sci-Fi, 178 for Nick-Toons, 179 for Nick Sports. Stuff like that.
>>700764106
>be yourself
I'm trying, but I don't want to come across as a dick or the wrong way.
>>700764051
I haven't had cheese that I liked.
>>700764106
You're mistaking sex and love.
>>700764236
Those arent human.
>>700762457
Post it.
>>700764299
Okay, love is impossible.
oh my darlin'
oh my darlin'
oh my DAAARLIN' CLEMENTIIIIINE
>>700764432
Maybe.
>>700764279
too bad its too much money for me to justify it
and yeah i can remember having all those channels in memory. ahh good times
>>700764299
you need to find good cheese
>>700764402
no.
>>700764463
YOU WERE LOST AND GONE FOREVEER
DREADFUL SORRY CLEMENTIME
>>700764277
What's different about it?
>>700764365
They're whales.
>>700764551
I don't know about that.
>>700764551
Yeah.. that part sure is a shame. Wish I had the money myself to spare for it.
>>700764547
I cant love anyone not with the same sexual experience and high attraction. Those people do not exist in this society.
It is impossible for me at least.
>>700764584
Wow you made that distinction, im so proud.
>>700764584
i guess just about the creepy landlord who has cameras in this peoples house and wanks to them all day and has a secret room in their house
>>700764625
i do though
>>700764723
one day i will have all my glorious channels back
happy valentines day
>>700764857
I don't have anything else to say.
>>700764880
That's fine.
>>700765009
OH
>>700764983
This is the type of response I am usually looking for.
oh~
>>700765091
...oh..
>>700765119
That's fine.
>>700764880
Sounds rather mundane
What are we ohing about and what valentine's day
>>700763667
this is a really cute image
>>700765451
cool
>>700764880
Agreed. Can't wait to just sit back with a Dish Remote and just relax to some nice old cartoons.
>>700765369
thats what it seems like for him. sneaking into the house. feeding cheese burger to dog. watch people sex. fap to sex. repeat
>>700765383
Valentine's Day is a day that celebrates a massacre committed by Al Capone's henchmen.
>>700765546
my antenna is poop and sometimes i can only get one channel. thank jebus for netflix. too bad they dont have old cartoons
>>700765618
It was a day that the massacre took place on, but Valentine's Day was already being celebrated.
>>700765887
I celebrate the massacre. What else would I celebrate on that day?
>>700766021
That's a bit edgy to be honest.
>>700766022
Got more fish? I need to expand my fish folder. So far I only have one image in it.
>>700765570
But they find out so he has to kill them?
>>700766120
Yeah I have sharks n stuff.
>>700766249
That'd be fine.
>This is that one picture
>>700766120
Why is that? Remembering the dead is important.
>>700765570
fack that img........
>>700766161
no one knows yet. he has a lady in their basement now.
how do you guys organize your porn folders
a tag based system seems best for furry stuff but i'm way too lazy for that
>>700766379
Well it's time for me to go to bed
>>700766416
sometimes i throw things like sharks into a specific folder. most of it isnt organized
>>700766497
see ya later bud
I spend the majority of my day fantasizing about having a porn star's body. :(
>>700766375
>Remembering the dead is important
True, but if that's the case, why don't you celebrate other days of international tragedies. The day of the Srebrenica Massacre, the Black July, etc. etc.
Why just that one day in particular? Seems more edgy doing that day in particular too.
>>700766497
Goodnight.
>>700766416
>pic related
>>700766497
>Read this as "Well its time for me to go get laid"
Everyone is getting more sex than me.
Literally all the time, every day, every hour, every minute.
>>700766707
i cri
>>700766779
>nazi fur
yass
fish look stupid
sup, havent been here in awhile
>>700766933
It's embarrassing but a part of my interests.
>>700766840
If I could get my insert link to work with tampermonkey, I would post the song that is called "Everyone Has Had More Sex Than Me"
But, I myself am a virgin. Don't worry about it too much Nibi.
>>700766993
Heya, how are you?
>>700766779
I celebrate many days of massacres, I celebrate both August 6th and August 9th as well.
>>700766707
Pssst.... You can have it.... Just gotta put in the work...
>>700767101
good, been on vacation
>>700766933
>i cri
When angels deserve to di?
>>700767101
You're okay though because you're like 18.
>>700766933
Katten, how I wish it were easier to talk to you and do stuff at the same time... But here, have a twerking pikachu
>>700766993
oh hai
>>700767101
why embarrassing?
>>700767245
y hav u fursakin mi?
>>700767358
grody :c
>>700767365
sup
>>700767142
Then, why don't you celebrate every day? Or is it a day that strikes your fancy, or because of the numbers. If it's because of the numbers, why not the Jonestown Suicide? Or Waco Siege?
>>700767338
Well, still.
>>700767365
Because, it's something that I shouldn't like but I do like. Immensely.
bored
>>700767365
in ur i's, fursakin mi!?
>>700767501
Why would I celebrate Waco or Jonestown? Prophets and their followers cut down before they cold achieve nirvana.
>>700767501
Not the same thing. and you said it was extremely easy.
>>700767478
watching movies being a potato
>>700767501
but who says that you shouldnt like it
>>700767552
nu :C
>>700767579
n ur thots fursakin mi
>>700767552
Watch Monty Python's Flying Circus.
>>700767656
>Why would I celebrate Waco or Jonestown
I thought remembering the dead was important.
>>700767744
Oops, right. Forgot I said that. Whoops, sorry.
>hit up grindr then
>>700767847
Nobody. Good point too.
>>700767917
Those are tragedies. The Prophet Jim Jones and our lord and savior David Koresh prevented from achieving paradise on Earth.
>>700767917
Ive looked at dating sites, everyone is fat, ugly, or not a virgin.
>>700767917
well there you go :3
>>700767912
Wonder if its on netflix.
>>700767847
Yes
>>700767847
oooo traaaaast ennnnn maaaiiiii!!!!
Salf-raitshus Soooo a siiiiiiiIIIiiiiIIIiiiiidddeee!!!!!!
>>700768084
Well, shoot. I'm sorry.
>>700768137
Might be. Though I have the entire series and all four films on DVD.
>>700768242
Thanks for nuthin.
>>700768217
iiiiiiiiii criiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii wen aglesssssssssss dizurvvvvvvvvvvvv 2 diiiiiiiiii
How true is this?
>>700768535
Not very. I liked it on the first listen, but it wasn't by any means mind blowing.
>>700768084
thats why i stopped too
>>700768713
>"lol its so easy tho"
>>700768818
No need to be like that. Have you tried going to a gay bar or something there or are you just interested in virgins or?
>>700768818
says everyone who has never actually used one
>>700768916
I only want a virgin.
>>700769021
>I volunteer as tribute
>>700768964
>Everything ever
>>700769087
Pretty sure you said you were ugly a few days ago.
>>700768535
Entirely true. Has to be played at the right volume with good equipment though.
>>700769237
Thanks for that. I said my ass was hairy because I hadn't shaved, as I had no reason to shave.
>>700769451
I dont like hairy ass. No, ew.
>>700769720
new.
>>700769680
>I had no reason to shave
>hair
>don't like hairy ass
>not knowing what shaving is
gg. Stay single then, fuccboi
>>700769806
You're giving me nothing to go off of and bad mental images.
Whatever dude, thats what everyone says anyway.
