Waifu claiming thread.
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>>700529439
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
My head is hurting so fucking bad right because of my animals
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
Penny Claim~
>>700533663 (Chara)
Mostly just chillin, playing Stardew Valley some more.
>>700533873 (Fran)
>Necrons
>You mean Heresy Skeletons.
Necrons are cool, I just play a lot of Spesh Marinez and Imperials (cannon fodder) as well as Tau
Yuuko Aioi claimed!
Claimed
>>700534308
What's happening?
>>700534315
Hey akame
>>700534332
Pls anything but tau!
>>700534345
Pls bully
>>700534304
>>700534336
Never mind!
>>700534431
Claimed.
>Error: You must wait 1 minute 49 seconds before posting a duplicate reply.
>>700534466
>>700534497
>>700533873
>>700534436
If you want to watch an anime instead I can recommend Mob Psycho 100. It's from the same guy who made One Punch Man. The Manga is poorly drawn like the actual One Punch Man Manga but the anime animations are fluent and look amazing despite the below average art... The Mangas Art is worse though
>>700534332
Oh... My tablet is too weak to run Stardew Valley. I'd love some Harvest moonish game now...
>>700534534
>>700534436
Hey Fran what's up
>>700533434
Oh, that doesn't sound too stressful for a job. I would love to do something like that.
>I also teach them how to bypass security to play games and stuff.
That's awfully nice of you!
>>700533458
Ah, I see. I hope nothing's wrong with your health.
Yeah, I think so. People just come here to post cute pictures and talk. It's pretty nice, definately a vacation compared to the usual banter on other threads.
>>700534045
Two people for one waifu is pretty good. I think we'll manage by sharing our favorite cartoon girl!
>>700534476
Hey there, Mai.
>>700534602
Claimed
Come on guys, we need to go cute, not lewd!
>Horror slice of life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxxsN9V4qeE
>>700533582
Most definitely. I'm usually not even into loli.
>>700533663
>ohne dass mir wer am Arsch geht
Ich dachte da stehst du drauf?
>>700533669
Playing some AoE and getting rekt...
How about you?
>>700533735
Post something more lewd then.
>>700533873
Nah, she would like to dominate someone worth dominating.
>>700534579
What's the premise of it?
>>700534613
Not much, playing snake oil online
>>700534688
Qt
>>700534688
>implying people would actually post lewds of their waifu
>>700534688
>This
Lewdposting is punishable by death!
>>700534436
No bully
>>700534688
Discount Filenames
>>700534630
It's good to have a place for people to talk openly when they don't have anyone to talk to.
Yeah and your filenames and way of speaking make it easy to determine who;s who.
>>700534688
>>700534772
What kind of game is this? I've never heard of it
Claimu
>>700534688
Here's some cute.
>>700534436
Tau is fun though.
>I really like em cause Robotz n shiet.
>>700534579
Harvest moon was so much fun
>Mfw I had Harvest Moon for my GBA and K is playing it.
>>700534630
I'm that kinda staff member who looks at a kid and tries to instill a sense of curiosity and stuff.
>When they learn how to bypass the command prompt lock they get so excited.
>>700534752
Just about to start up watching Plastic Memories.
>>700534688
>>700534752
>more lewd
well this as lewd is i will go without showing her naked
>>700534969
hey akame
>>700534688
Have a cute
Doll claimed.
>>700534688
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>>700534752
Uhm... nicht wenns die Familie ist. Und auch nicht dann wenns sprichwörtlich gemeint ist.
>>700534772
You don't need to watch anything before it. It's just a nice little show which makes you laugh and gives nice "oh boy" moments
>>700534999
OH BABY IT'S TRIPLE!
Uhm, I meant I emulated Friends of mineral town and I loved it. Later in my teen years or so I wanted another one to play and tried a DS Harvest Moon... But the translation was bad... like fucking bad.. it was no fun at all and it all seemed so... small and barren.
Friends of mineral town though still is awesome
Who's the one posting lewds?
>>700535091
I've seen you post her in a thin bikini where you can see her blue pubic hair though.
>>700534908
>Yeah and your filenames and way of speaking make it easy to determine who;s who.
Yo, what is that supposed to heckin' mean??
welp.
doot
>>700535197
Doll face
>>700535256
You're very energetic
>>700535091
hii how are you?
>>700535304
Hi there, anon!
>>700534752
Shots fired
>>700534792
Bitch watch me!
>>700534907
Pls bully me
>>700534969
You use cards to make a product and try to sell it to someone
>>700534999
Just salty
Too much range
>>700535233
What is the plot?
>>700534772
>>700534979
>>700535027
>>700535194
Keep 'em coming.
>>700535154
Oh my...
>>700534168
>>700535304
Best butt
>>700535444
shit boi magical waifu trips
>>700535475
No worries Fran.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0h-QYVWwxCg
>>700535497
>>700535429
I think it's called ADHD
>>700535565
does that mean i get to keep whoevers waifu i was posting
>>700535475
The fuck? Why don't you google it?
Kageyama Shigeo (a.k.a. "Mob") is a 8th grader with psychic abilities. He could bend spoons and lift objects with his mind from a young age, but he slowly began to withhold from using his abilities in public due to the negative attention he kept receiving. Now, the only thing he wants is to become friends with a girl in his class, Tsubomi. With his psychic "mentor" (who has no psychic powers), he continues his daily life, attempting to realize his purpose in life.
Is like the first link you could find.
>>700535621
No.
>>700535251
oh yes this one im not very gungho about NO lewds her goddess like body is art not lewd
>>700535443
im good also is esdeath in akame zero
>>700535497
>>700535497
Oki Doki
>>700535621
you bet, waifu stealer
>>700535770
>>700535586
That's not a form of autism though
>>700535770
Mugi?
>>700535475
An Esper who's rarely using his psychic powers and he's an outsider and a loser... And when his emotions reach 100% Percent he explodes.
>>700535621
No, you have to actually say "Rolling to steal (Insert waifu here)" or something like that.
>>700535475
Sounds like a very fun game
>>700535688
yup. Not a lot though
>>700535233
>Tfw Trips
But yeah Stardew Valley is super expansive on the premise of Harvest Moon, its so much fun and theres always some cool shit to do
>Also it gets pretty deep and intense sometimes.
>>700535475
>Mfw 360noscope across the map
Gotta love that Tau range~
>>700535429
Ay Yuuko, how's it going?
>>700534908
Yeah, I really enjoy it. I'm not really that social.
M'hm! I would have tripfigged if it wasn't forced anonymous, but oh well.
>>700534999
Yeah, I remember the routine of school making me lose passion for it quickly. Is it a high school?
That was favorite part of school! Learning to use the command prompt to do cool stuff, and people looking at my screen and thinking that I'm some kind of l33t hacker because of the terminal screen.
>>700535256
Oh, you have similar filenames and you're replying to posts directed to me!
Do I sense an impostor in our midst?
>>700535497
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>>700535575
Why would I worry?
Aside for that video
>>700535879
Ok. Sounds like it could be good
>>700535968
Yeah
>>700535879
>100% Percent.
>>700535864
You know it
>>700535968
oh well it is about akame so i guess that makes sense
>I need esdeath ga kill
Gardy claimed
>>700536046
I was merely parodying your posting style.
>>700536171
What is up my dude.
>>700535914
so if i roll enough i could steal everyones waifu?
>>700536046
Yeah thats basically how I roll. I aim to inspire the next generation of L33t Haxzors
>or at least IT staff. Kek.
>>700536051
You just don't have to worry, I'm always watching you after all.
>>700536004
Yeah, that's what I thought. Harvest Moon is after all made for children. Especially the dialogue shows that. That's why I really want to try out Stardew Valley now instead of Harvest Moon
>>700536051
It's great. Just watch till episode 3 or 4 and you'll just continue watching it
>>700536171
Hello Garde
>>700536321
Thats what Trips guy tries to do.
But trips guy is cool.
>>700536140
I'd love to see it too if they made that
>>700536171
G a r d ~
>>700536045
It's a wonderful day of talking to new yuuko and you know. How are things?
>>700536046
Tripfags are here. Every type of fag is here
>>700536073
I love you
>>700536004
And I also fail more of my rolls then I should
RNJesus why?
>>700536171
Ayy lmao
>>700536369
That worries me a bit actually
>>700536389
Later today
>>700536317
Up in protestant land for holiday. Kinda boring, but also kind of nice.
How are you?
>>700536389
Hey there chara! How u?
>>700536463
Haaaiyo
>>700536321
You will try
Claimerisu
>>700536463
would be pretty awesome so what are you up too?
>>700536633
its over bananakin
>>700536568
I'm on sleeping and depression meds now.
>>700536568
me? Feeling great
>>700536633
I HAVE THE HIGHER GROUND!
>>700536549
Hi fran! Where were you lasr night? Shino, mamalam, and I were all erping in cord. We missed you. :^)
>>700536736
Bloody hell... You holding up alright?
>>700536277
That's illegal, reported.
>>700536546
Oooh, fun.
>>700536171
spiky chest/10
wouldn't recommend
>>700536171
Best Poke.
>>700536546
Oh a new Yuuko? Sweet.
Pretty good, watching See no evil hear no evil at the moment. You doing much today?
>claimed
>back from the movie
>>700536389
Mmboi
Penny's story was my favourite, every little interaction with a character reveals new information (usually.) Even mindless chatter, like your daily (I think it was 20) friendship point chat with them could reveal some deep shit as you get closer. Its why I kept playing
>And why every time Penny said some sad stuff I basically went "Oh she's sad. I'm gonna go into the mines and find an emerald! Even if it takes me all night!"
>Tfw passed out in the mines after looking for an emerald.
>Dragged out by chill homeless man.
>>700536549
People call me luckyhands because my rolls are usually really good.
>Even in D&D when I use to play
>Tfw go to punch an enemy
>Get a good roll
>Punch his entire torso to pieces
>ONE PUUUUUUUNNCCCHHH
E o que resta pra vocês?
Escolher qual veneno te mata
>>700536046
>M'hm! I would have tripfigged if it wasn't forced anonymous, but oh well.
>>700536877
Dirty beaner.
>>700536877
No.
Sup /B/ sub to me on iFunny I'll sub back
>>700536877
Yeah
You wanna play with your mario games?
I had a big raims is a big taims
Cause Mario might be super
But I'm super duper
With a big tuper
Cause no ones going to hit it like me
Cause Mario has a big C
But I got the A+ on that test cause it's a big mess
Mario might be a superman
But I'm going to have a big tan
He might have went to the past and to the future
But I'm gunna make a
New game how to nuture
Man Mario can't play like dat T-Dub's on the may
Man you want to hit it down with the big town
Man you can't be like the big brown
My boy Emula he has insemula
Man it's nothing emo once they get together they're gonna be the team
Of the mean
You see my boy Seth he can rap like the Meth
That's on the test
Man you can't even hit it with the big mess
Man you can't beat em' because he's gonna see em'
Man you gonna hit it down with the big town I'm gonna make it round
I had a big town with the A-Town
I came from a place called Charlotte
My boy Kevin bought a lot
He's gonna hit it down like a bratamatch
He can skateboard like the top boy Tony Hawk
But you think Tony Hawk's so cool well Kevin gots a mog
Of the foileit
He's gonna unfold it like the toilet
Man once that man made the toilet everyone thought it was so awesome
But it's gonna be a toss em' up between my boy Kevin and that man
And seeing that today is the day that I wanna play the game
With the big mrain
I'm gonna show you what's up and what's not up
Because it's going down in my town
You write me down in your books cause I'm gonna have the hooks
Of the big tooks
Man all the ladies want me
But it's gonna be game to play the rain of the mario
>>700536815
I'm holding up, somehow.
>>700536685
You're late >>700534222
>>700536633
HIGH GROUND.
>>700536546
i love you too
>>700536815
With my parents
~~did I miss gay stuff?~~
>>700536849
How shitty was it?
>>700536871
I have literally gone an entire game failing all my reanimation rolls.
It wasn't a long game, but still!
>>700536877
I don't speak Portuguese
>>700535575
>>700535741
>>700535754
>>700536051
Let's aim for one more!
>>700536321
Yeah, but sometimes it either ends up with two posters constantly rolling or it goes back to normal next thread.
>>700536879
>>M'hm! I would have tripfigged if it wasn't forced anonymous, but oh well.
here's a smug 4 u, my dude
>>700537010
fire
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>>700536992
Ifunny? Gay nigger shit.
>kys.
>>700536725
Nothing much just the usual. Hopping between games when I get too tilted
>>700536568
How is our local Twisted Fate main doing?
>>700536799
That's always great to hear.
>>700536820
You don't kno wot yuo tlaking abooot
Stahp bulliing
:c
>>700536840
Doll! I've missed you!
>>700537014
Ive heard a few bad things about those anti-deppressant pills. Ive heard that they can lead to sociopthic tendancies under high doses. Just making sure you are okay
>>700537111
You missed the best kind of gay stuff :^)
>>700536840
Man that movie is nostalgic.
Just existing atm
Watched snowpiercer yesterday. Man that movie made no sense.
>>700536849
What movie?
>>700536877
I hear cyanides a pretty good one.
Ah se ela soubesse que quando ela passa, o mundo inteirinho se enche de graça e fica mais bonito, por causa do amor
>>700536949
?
>>700536975
Yes.
>>700537010
Fuck you Hitler
>>700537111
I know.
>>700537111
It was exactly what I expected it to be, so taking that into account it wasn't bad. Then again, I literally expected it to just be a movie where people hit/shoot other people and have a token antagonist
>>700537334
Suicide Squad
>Alice
>>700537128
>>700537349
No.
>>700537175
Your Yuuko folder seems to be very organized.
How long have you been posting/lurking?
>>700537034
And?
I'm not switching.
>>700536871
oh, that seems nice. I really want to play it now. But tfw weak performance tablet
>>700537318
I loved you Anakin... I loved you... I believed that you would bring balance
>>700537319
and you? How are you?
