Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Yuuko Aioi has been claimed!
Iowa claimed
>>700454731
I may have crippling depression but I'm the one who does the bossing even if it means I become a normie
>>700455018
WHATS GOING OOOON
Saber claim
>>700454396
Thanks appreciate the support
>EXCALIBAAAAAH
Kek
Claimed.
>>700453584 #
Chupas? You mean chalupas?
>>700453601 #
Possibly for you
>>700453775 #
I like
>>700453798 #
Jeez lol was it just a one time thing where they show up and that's it?
>>700453906 #
>>700455027
>we had a yuuko before you. That's why
Come and get some!
>>700453925 #
You did the hand heart thing and i simply replied with the heart hand thing
>lies
>>700454033 #
Oh kek lol. Still "fixing" them bikes?
>>700454396 #
Soon
>>700454657 #
That's why. Well there ya go
https://youtu.be/O6rHeD5x2tI [Open]
Claiming Felix
WUZ GUD NYAGGAS?
>>700455154
That looks kind of gross actually. I'm not fond of toffee though
>claimed
Claiming
>mochi
Claimu!
What's been going on?
>>700454657
How so? Graveyard means night shift, not an actual graveyard!
>>700454729
Not much, bout to leave for work. You?
>>700455154
I'm always fixing those bikes. ALWAYS!
>>700454204
Oh, which # sideops is that?
>>700454396
PRANKED
YOU JUST GOT PRANKED
Also, yeah, let's go outside and solve this issue once and for all
>>700454731
B-But I need this bait to bait other people!
>>700455018
You mean my friends? Or the other Ruby claim?
>>700455435
Hey Yuuki!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vNzz2VMWac
>>700455637
What's up? I just got home from work
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3lpqhYhP3Y
>>700455435
YUUUUUUKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!
>>700455095
Anytime my friend. Doesn't impede on much right?
>More like Sexcalibah :^)
>>700455637
I hate it when you prank me bucko. and you know I'm going to win.
>>700453775
Browsing Youtube. Just looking for anything. Got work tomorrow?
>>700453906
Great to hear. Ha, looks a bit similar to my routine, almost. Nothing much, just looking for something to watch or listen to.
>>700453925
I shouldn't, but it'd help in the long run. I'll take your word for it for now, I mean it's not like you'd find a cuter one anywhere else.
>>700454033
Fair enough, had a few tacos earlier, top-notch. Damn straight man, not looking to be down.
>>700454204
Pretty swell, how about you?
>>700454396
If we meme ironically enough, maybe the depression will go away :^). Sounds good.
>>700454657
Hey 3-14 is better than 0-14. Just get a AWP. Now those are easy kills.
>>700455018
>>700455154
Well, I have been called a charmer before.
>>700455087
Rqob wlph zloo whoo, pb rqfh vklqrd eurwkhu
>>700455373
>>700455435
>>700455475
>>700455514
Hi
>>700455399
We're Americans lol. Also
>poutine > moose meat
>>700455615
Jesus
>>700455637
Ruby claim
>>700455816
YUUUUUUNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
>>700456003
What's up man?
>>700456003
Ay Shinoa, wuz gud?
>>700456090
WUZ GUD NIGGA??
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXGysbmbD8c
>>700454657
Yeah but i'm not gonna let it get to me!
>>700455154
oh so now you deny it since maki is here. I see.
>>700455982
Excuse you? You're the one who won't find anyone cuter here. And you're no charmer don't flatter yourself..
>>700456003
Hello, Shinoa.
>>700456179
EATING SOME MCNUGGIES AND PLAYING WOW!! How's UFC and grilling?
>>700456162
Says the literal corpse bride.
>>700455615
Oh, I've worked night shifts for an electrical contractor before. It was okay
>>700455982
Somehow ended 14-21
They were throwing rounds I think though
>>700456003
Poutine is pretty tasty, I don't eat it often though
>>700456162
>Says the 3D trash
>>700456214
I could send you an invite to the one we have if you wanted
>>700455804
Is this your youtube channel?
>>700456162
We know yours will
>>700456003
Hello! What have you been up to?
>>700453925 (Nico)
Just making sure.
>>700454033 (Makoto)
Should we go with >>700454657's (Alice) idea of a bar, or should we go with the opposite theme of winter?
>>700455018 (Shinoa)
I'm pretty sure I mean Chupa Chups.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chupa_Chups
>>700456336
McGregor won, watching the shitstorm in /sp/ lol
Hows the nuggies? I'll probably go buy some later
Off to sleep.
Have a good day everyone.
>>700455982
Ohhh, grandma had tacos yesterday. Was out getting them and she called me asking where they were. She rushes hella bad.
Well with Nico here, I'm sure you'll be "up" instead. :^)
>>700456003
No, I'm not asking the Mexican down the street for help.
>>700456162
Thanks Mavis. Glad to see you doin alright.
>>700456447
Sounds like an interesting job. Was it particularly difficult?
>>700456575
Not sure. I rather like winter, but this place is perfect for a bar with all the drunks.
>Off to work I go!
>>700455982
I'm trying my hardest but it never leaves only getting more crippling :^)
>>700456003
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN I DON'T SPEAK YOUR CULT SHIT
>>700456162
Try not having a shitty vampire as your waifu then we talk mangoloid
>>700456676
bullshit.
>>700455921
Yeah thanks
>Want to try that out :^)
>>700455747
Not much, just chilling. What about you?
>>700455921
Don't call me bucko, lad.
Also, nah, just go and praise Aiz more. Your waifu sucks anyways
>:^(
>>700456003
I've got no idea. I do kinda hope he finds something else to claim / doesn't mind sharing. Otherwise, I'll either claim something else or just not be here too much
>>700456162
>guaranteed replies
>>700456757
Was waiting for that this time.
Goodbye ~
>>700456741
You're talking about mavis right?
>>700456617
Nice, I don't know a thing about UFC lol.
They're pretty good! Starting to prefer getting these over mcdoubles
>>700456842
Playing some WoW at the moment. I've been working all day so I'm just chilling with friends
>>700456740
bring it fatty
>>700456741
FETAL ALCOHOL SYNDROME
>>700457006
I dont either, kinda bandwagoned when irish guy and ronda McMan got BTFO and im like So... THESE are Ufc champs uh?... whoa.."
>>700454823
Been a while.
Hitagi claim
You already know what I'm gonna say.
>>700456676
Good night Kyouko
>>700456731
Well, I was there to see what it was about so I was literally just doing grunt work/busy work. I had problems with my overseer though and the night shifts during the week and staying awake all day wore me down
>>700456842
>is it cuddle time?
>>700457142
are you a vampire?
>>700457342
seasonal trash?
>>700457326
How long?
I don't remember a Hitagi before
>>700457421
fuck yeah, i wear dark make-up and listen to goth.
>>700455982
Do your thing nico homie
>>700456090
Chilling my dude. Soon to sleep though. You? Also helped friend move into apartment
>>700456162
>
>>700456179
Some wings right now
>>700456214
I've never been in denial
>>700456246
First time in thread?
>>700456447
I want poutine
>>700456570
Chilling currently. You?
>>700456575
OH
>>700456676
Night
>>700456731
Never said that lol
>>700456740
You'll learn
>>700456842
Why not share? I did it before
>>700457326
Heya!
>>700457342
Do we?
>>700456761
Anytime man anything interesting?
>wouldn't that be cheating on your ship? :^)
>>700456842
Don't call me lad, buddy.
you know what I will because she is way better than that bitch hestia. I'm gonna punish you for that boyo
>>700457142
>fatty
OH YOU DID NOT JUST BRING THAT CARD YOU SHIT
>>700457712
this doesn't sound good for my health
>>700457712
S M U G
M
U
G
>>700457712
Yummy, I got ribs
>>700456740
>Not knowing how to use ciphers.
Brx duhq'w zruwkb.
>>700457681
so why do you like mavis?
>I dont hate didney my first waifu was elsa
>>700455435
Yuuki, what's up?
>>700456214
Which is why the two cutest ones should stick together, right~? Ha, alright I won't. Forgot I had you to do it for me.
>>700456447
Was this competitive? If so then that's pretty brutal.
>>700456731
Haha, well they were good at least right? Nothing beats the homemade ones. I already am "up", would still be asleep if I weren't :^)
>>700456740
It's a viscous cycle. The palms don't lie apparently :^)
>>700457712
Copy that.
>>700457477
I think around a month or so.
>>700457712
Hey Shinoa.
How have you been?
>>700457258
Say that in /sp/, rustle their jimmies
>>700457712
Just got home from work, playing some WoW with friends. Did he pay you in beer and/or pizza?
>>700458090
Heyo! Not much, what're you up to?
>>700458215
I see, well welcome back
>>700457712
There's quite a few places here to pick them up. Seems like every pizza plays sells them
>>700458090
It was competitive. My friend isn't level 21 so he can't play Prime. We got paired against a guy with 2000 hours in the game
>>700457006
What is your job?
I was playing league a few minutes ago but just kinda grew tired of it
>>700457359
It is cuddle time
>cuddles
>>700457712
I don't mind sharing. But I don't even know if he'd be up for it. Also many people confused him for me, so yeah.
So, what are you up to?
>>700457850
Hey! How are y---- oh, you're that guy. Listen, friend, you don't call me buddy. Also, Hestia overpowers Aiz with her face full of happyness and love. Aiz is pretty much the Lucie Wilde of anime, so stfu
>love me
>>700456447
I would have to download it.. is it a phone app?
>>700457712
So you aren't denying that you were trying to make me cheat? Okay good. No more lying from smug.
>>700458090
Hmmph.. that's right so leave it to me. and Yeah! the two cutest are staying together got it?
shower time for me I'll brb
>>700457712
Same here, listening to Kirby music as usual.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Ne9KIcXnHQ
Though i'm kinda upset my ssbb disc won't work, though i think i've had it for more than 10 years.
>>700458354
>yuno
nice waifu
>>700458461
disgusting brocon
>>700458326
Man I should have RIGHT after they loss
Fuck me for not thinking
>>700458389
Ooo lap pillow!
>>700457981
"You aren't worthy."
>>700458425
wtf is you and kirby
if you like Kirby so much just waifu him
>>700458584
Why thank you, who might yours be?
>>700457850
Nah just prepping for bed now
>Implying I'm shipped
Not currently wanna take a shot while you have a chance :^)
>>700458389
I work at a convenience store. I played league for a while but grew tired of it. I have it installed still
>>700458613
Isn't too late!
>>700458686
Sachiko from Corpse Party
>>700458389
>cuddles
>>700458394
There is a phone app yes. You can connect from your browser too though
>>700458776
Hey cutie ~
>>700458808
I am still a little hungry after those ribs
>>700458945
Mmm corpse party, one of my bros has told me in the past to try it out
Claimed.
>>700457981
What does that say!?! TEACH ME
>>700458090
Doesn't help the cards tell me the same thing
>>700458389
What guy..? Aiz is really fucking cute and lovable and happy and fuck you. SHE IS NOT LIKE THAT SHIT AT ALL.
>alright I'll love you
'>>700458776
Sounds nice and cozy
>Are you calling Shinoa a liar?
No thanks mang I got other lovers
imagine a world where I was god
>>700459187
Hows them steaks coming?
>>700457850
It's not hard really lol
>>700457906
Hello
>>700457961
Dude i had pork ribs from Rudy's today. Good stuff
>>700458090
>le long neck
>>700458215
Been pretty fine. You my dude?
>>700458326
Pizza. How'd you know?
>got pic
>>700458381
Yeah up in Canada not here. Lucky
>>700458389
Chilling in bed about to sleep. I'm sure you two can come to an agreement. If not, be the bigger person and ignore his remarks about "no she's my waifu" lol
>>700458394
No more lying eh?
>>700458425
There ya go. Its more than a decade dude. Time for a new one
>>700458776
Forgetting huh?
>>700459277
Ooo Akame, didn't see you there
>>700459341
I'd be athiest then
*tips fedora*
*flicks trenchcoat*
>>700459107
Go get some mcnuggies
>>700459341
Hell on earth
>>700458970
Hey Alice doing better than I am I hope?>>700459300
>Implying I'm calling Shinoa a liar
Nah she never officially shipped me
>Other lovers
Let me guess righty and when you're feeling saucy leftie :^)
>>700459497
why havent you killed yourself yet hand
>>700459471
The universal way bros pay each other for moving furniture or whatnot is either beer or pizza. Or both.
>>700459471
Ah pork ribs.. haven't had those in a while
>>700459497
Good to hear!
>Running low on propane
>>700459502
Maybe later, I still got chips and shit to munch
>>700458215
Hitagi is that really you?
>>700458584
That it?
>>700459490
hey there how are you?
>>700459341
I'd be a priest
>>700459557
What's the matter? I always feel down at the early hours of the morning but I'm about to go to sleep I think
>>700458613
You can use me if you want smuggy Yuno
>>700459107
Also, I've never seen such a cute Yuno
>>700458808
League ends up being tiring after a while yeah. I just play it because friends play it, otherwise I wouldn't even glance at it
>>700458970
>caresses head
There there, time to sleep?
>>700459300
Aiz is so dumb when it comes to being lovely. Just look at her :^)
>you're so easy~
>>700459341
A world of pure pain and destruction
>>700459471
Ah, is it that late there?
I don't really mind, not like there couldn't be a huge Ruby fan with bodypillows and images of her all over. I'll try to convince him I guess lol
>or maybe I'll just make him disappear
>>700459975
Same. I was just angry after playing it if it wasn't an ARAM or one of those rotating game modes.
>>700459843
Buy some more.
>>700458354
Why thank you Yuno.
How have you been today?
>>700459471
Been pretty busy. But good.
I'm on vacation essentially.
>>700459872
Yes, it's me Akiko.
How are you?
>>700459872
even if your disgusting waifu existed you'd have no chance with her
as her hearts reserved for akito-kun
>>700459938
No I'm sick is all
>Tfw it's a disease mainly infants get and you've been vaccinated
Literally how
>>700459341
I dont want to think about it. I also like the squirrels where they are.
>>700459471
BUT HOW I AM DUMB
>>700459557
He told me you were with science lady and Shinoa can't lie to me.
Excuse me? they have names you know.
>>700459975
She isn't dumb how dare you! She is incredibly lovely
>only for a qt~
>>700459975
Yes, I think it is.
>Where is my Nazrin :(
>>700460229
Pox?
>>700458614
Oh shit, I've been found out!
>Immediately runs the other direction as fast as possible.
>>700459300
Refer to >>700458614.
And there is also this link.
http://themysteryofgravityfalls.com/ >Gravity Falls is useful for something for once.
>>700459187
Is it just me or have I not seen you in a while?
>>700458326
Heh, the same really. A bit sore so from exercising so just taking it easy. Might get some grub or something.
>>700458381
>2000 hours
Yeah RIP man. Need a pretty good team for the competitive scene.
>>700458394
It's all yours. Of course, it only makes sense. Let's keep it like that.
>>700459300
To me the palms held more credibility, although yeah the cards were spot on a bit. Interesting stuff man.
>>700459341
Everyone would become a atheist.
>>700459471
>Long neck-ass.
Sounds so out of place, but it can't be helped.
>>700458664
Not even the best character in his own series, I prefer Marx or Sectonia.
But it's because the gameplay is calm and comfy then the boss fights are brutal and intense, i also love it for it's amazing soundtracks.
>>700459341
You would abuse your power, as would everybody else.
>>700459471
I hate waiting for things though, even if it's only a few days.
>>700459913
I'm ight, ate some ribs, watch ufc, you?
>>700459975
>You can use me if you want
Giggity
Yuno can be cute too! She's not always psychotic
>>700460121
But Im all the way in dallas to visit strickland propane
>>700460138
I been pretty well, had some ribs, about to get my drink on
>>700459277
akame bb do you like akame empire uniform or her night raid one?
>>700459490
wew
>that pic
>>700459547
nah I would just turn everyone into esdeath
>>700459913
you would be my pope bb
>>700459975
yeah you right
>>700460281
all squirrels would burn
>>700460431
Why didn't that greentext?
>Laura.
>>700460492
Shame.
>>700460138
I'm relatively okay
Where the fuck have you been faggot?
>>700460224
Hmmm... I see
You must be one of the mistakes
>>700460281
>Science lady
We broke of almost a month ago Shinoa was online for that don't let smug deceive you.
>They have names
Migi and Hidari? :^)
>>700460376
Don't know doc didn't say exactly what could very well be since my brother has the same thing and getting rash like areas over his body. Not puking my guts out yet so it's doubtful
>>700460528
>all squirrels would burn
I BEG YOUR FUCKING PARDON?
>>700460603
I refuse to use anything but strickland propane.. guess I'll... use charcoal til I go get some
>>700460679
Greetings, have a (You)
>>700460720
>Image
>>700460751
Season it with dirt while you're at it.
>>700457359
Ah, that doesn't sound too nice at all. I generally don't stay up during the days unless there's something I ABSOLUTELY have to do.
>>700457712
You said Jesus!
>>700458090
I dunno, they were from Taco Bell.
Oh I'm sure you are.
No trouble with the popo today!
QOTT: what do esdeaths parents think of him
>>700460925
>parents
>>700460925
I wouldn't be surprised if he killed them
>>700459843
Nice, I got some fries with my nuggies. Mcdonalds has some of the best fries
>>700460479
Gotcha. I'm going to the gym for the first time in a while tomorrow. Not looking forward to the soreness lol
>>700460120
I mean, I don't get angry at it, it's just boring. Good thing friends are a thing
>>700460281
Even other people are calling you dumb kek
And so is Aiz
>only for a qt? Huuuuuuh
>>700460376
We all need a bit of Nazrin in our daily lives :'(
>>700460492
Not that way, you baka
Yeah I know, I loved Yuno when I first watched Mirai Nikki, but RWBY won me over
>>700459557
Im sure i shipped you and kurisu~
>>700459798
Aw shit. Im learning something new everyday. We're both into fitness so no beer
>
>>700459843
With some rudy sause. Mmmmm
>>700459975
Just midnight. Gettinf sleepy is all. Kek and wew
>>700460138
Mandatory vacation?
>>700460281
I'll teach you
>>700460479
Now it starts~
Oh brachiosaurus necked-ass
>>700460489
Not patient huh?
>>700460528
We'll all be esdead
>shinoa
>>700460492
Sounds like a fun evening. I did nothing out of the ordinary
>>700460528
I like both but I think I have better pictures of her in the empire one
![Kirino [221].jpg](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1465/716/1465716838188.jpg "Kirino [221]")
![Kirino [326].jpg](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1471/003/1471003241833.jpg "Kirino [326]")
