Waifu claiming thread.
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>>700414476
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
>>700424237
It happens. Good to hear.
>>700424412
No. Im only on my phone. I dont use my comp.
>>700424555
Nice trips
Saber claim
>>700424555
Checked
Claimed!
A space ninjas who lay traps are pretty cool, even if he's french
QOTT: Would you ERP with me?
>>700424701
Get clover you autist
Tuka a best
>>700424812
Yep
>>700424495
I'll become a true member of society one day.
>>700424373
Poker is a weird one.
Like, watching it on TV, that's a fucking NO for me.
How can people enjoy that?
Playing it, maybe.
>>700424286
Pretty sure a lot of people love golf.
I don't know, I find it rather boring.
>>700423876
I'm sure all neets can relate to each other in some way or another!
Hmm.
I listen to some rap, occassionally. I've been really into Tame Impala recently, I think the genre is, like, psychedelic rock or something.
Calming music, like Tycho. I like Mogwai, too.
a few japanese cartoons osts too, because i'm weeb trash
Here's a pretty cool song, if you're interested:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQ7hdF7Xyns
>>700424911
Listen to Bishøp Briggs
Claiming
>>700424887
Hello there. How are you?
>>700424812
Nope
>>700424899
Only want what's best for you
>>700424911
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPx-nUqLMtc
No one hates this song
>>700424892
Im using clover you autist. Occasionally it kicks me back to the captcha with 'error sending reply' but the post goes through anyway.
Soccer is boring
>>700425006
I'll look into it.
Any specific songs?
>>700424812
No, you're not my waifu.
>>700425102
Oh, I haven't heard this song in so long. Good feels.
Claiming Felix
>>700425161
>football is boring
ftfy
>Ayase claimed
>>700422590
They seem really talented, I'm sure he'd be more than capable of bladesmithing, especially with TAFE training.
>>700423349
>I remember I would always get captivated by the white soldering light and fuck it up
Oh I still do, I don't think that ever changes honestly
But yeah, there's a huge market for custom knives. Swords, not so much - I get plenty of requests to make replicas from movies and whatnot, but that's pretty far beyond me.
I was tossing up big time between going into biochem and game design, I'd probably enjoy game design far more if that's what I ultimately picked. I'd be hopeless at the arts part though.
>>700425126
Really now?
That version is shiiit
Just like Rory
>>700425102
No one can hate that song. Its too happy and energetic.
https://youtu.be/gsoNl0MzDFA
>>700425073
Im fine. Woke up later than I needed to but otherwise fine.
>>700424812
No
>>700424812
I would ERP with me.
>>700425102
I HATE Queen.
>>700425330
The last time he tried, before tafe, he snapped the blade. He then put it off as it was literally just him trying without any training and he wants training under his belt before he tries again.
>>700425346
I havent updated it at all yet since I got it. Maybe I should.
Rory being shit is just, like, your opinion man.
>>700425549
Get. Out.
>>700425276
Bishøp Briggs literally has 4 songs
>five if you count her cover of Panda which imo is better than the original version
>>700425549
Shit taste detected
Penny Claim
>>700424812
Nah
>>700425692
Forgot image god damn it
>>700424203
>Vês esse Sol de luzes coroado?
>Em pérolas a Aurora convertida?
>Vês a Lua de estrelas guarnecida?
>Vês o Céu de Planetas adorado?
>O Céu deixemos; vês naquele prado
>A Rosa com razão desvanecida?
>A Açucena por alva presumida?
>O Cravo por galã lisonjeado?
>Deixa o prado; vem cá, minha adorada,
>Vês desse mar a esfera cristalina
>Em sucessivo aljôfar desatada?
>Parece aos olhos ser de prata fina?
>Vês tudo isto bem? pois tudo é nada
>À vista do teu olhar, Caterina.
Gregório de Matos. Um poeta barroco. Eu gosto dele
>>700424812
Yes
>tfw you've claimed yuuko for the past two threads
>>700425549
Don't worry, I still love you!
>>700425389
Just like yuuko
Not so much so with spooky rock
>>700425549
HOW?
>>700425863
<3
thanks babe
>>700425500
I wonder who this is
>>700425102
>>700425276
>>700425389
>>700425692
Have a (You) anyway
>>700425549
Die
Claimed Remi :3
>>700425549
Millenial scum detected
Claimed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzWNJtN86kU > Any Queen song.
Ugh
Having spaghetti for dinner
I don't like it that much, but I'll eat it if I'm fucking starving
>>700425945
What's there to wonder about? It's me.
Tired Shizuru claim
>>700425900
Scorpions have their share of upbeat songs.
>>700425945
Thank you maid
>>700426171
Find a band. Any band. Who has a singer who can barely stand. Yet does this song in a single take. While he is dying of complications caused by HIV/AIDS.
https://youtu.be/_TsOPjZEF6E
>>700426239
Mom's spaghetti
>>700426424
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLh8BmPfWBA
out of left field
>>700426424
Did you even listen to that song I linked? It achieves more in that one song than Queen did in their entire discography.
>>700426086
Good tastes!
>>700426620
I wonder if this is bait.
>>700426197
love ya too
erp with me later
>>700426387
It's always me
>>700426418
go to bed then
>>700426171
Everyone has their own tastes, but you need to get out.
>>700426418
Go to boat then.
>>700426653
>tastes
kek
>>700426707
Only with Sachi.
>>700426171
My fucking ears.
>>700426728
Give me a good one then.
One i don't know.
>>700426707
Too loud right now. Residential party goers are going at the partying
>>700426701
He's probably underage
>>700426886
This.
>>700426171
When will you ever NOT post shit music
Lain is mine.
>>700426239
What about some manzenes anon?
>>700424203
>Homu
Very late.
I can be a sucker for such adorable pics. Also, I understand such pics as well.
It would be good playing with you. I guess I have to live with it. I don't know much how online gameplay on P.C. works.
>claimed
Bologna, AMERICAN cheese, and taco sauce, all Italian bread.
Im very tired
Apparently Kyouko is so sexy non-lewd pics of her are porn
>>700427569
>>700426914
Don't you want your Sendai?
Well i'm leaving.
Goodbye Yuuko 2. I think you need a better nickname.
Good day all
Wtf
How is this not porn_
>>700426914
Then go to ship
>>700426884
only <3
>>700427855
Meh. I don't not want her, but i'm dedicated.
>>700428192
Goodbye.
>>700428232
Slutty maid.
>>700428192
Goodbye Yuuko.
>>700428253
Dedicated to boat?
>>700428373
I'm dedicated to you~
>>700428373
Not* dedicated. i missed a word. Blame tired.
>>700428543
Right.
Tired.
Sure.
Easy on the eyes
Truth is a loaded gun
Don't point that thing round here
Make all your skeletons appear
>>700428626
Blow me boat fucker. I'm surprised you're not jumping at the chance to try to match me with boats.
I think I killed the thread by saying that. Oops.
>>700429116
You sure hit a massive trigger.
https://youtu.be/pB9DHFUIrbA
>>700428717
Wrong
It's
>Easy on the eyes
>Truth is like a loaded gun
>And you don't wanna point that thing round here
>Make all your skeletons appear
>This is the real life
>Baby you've been living fictional
>And I don't want hurt your heart, my dear
>But know that I will
>>700428804
I know you have plenty of boats on your own.
>>700429457
Tfw I work 84 hours week
>>700429297
Notice me senpai
>>700429606
This is not your safe place to rant about how much you work.
>>700429186
In all honest, non-shitposting intentions, I haven't listened to them nearly enough to actually give a serious opinion on them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DJLov3-kVY
Wanna hear how I scared a girl with Jeff the Killer?
It was easier than you'd think. The chick was a little bit dense and fairly gullible.
Basically I told her the story and showed her the picture of him, which scared the fuck out of her. After I told her the story she wad just asking me questions and I was making up a bunch of shit to make it sound legit, like how it all was real and the guy never actually got caught.
Then for the next few days whenever I walked past her in the hallways if whisper "go to sleep" in her ear and turn around before she saw me. I even payed a buddy to do it as well.
Then I stopped doing it for about a week and dropped the entire subject. One night I made one of those magazine letter cutout things and dropped it at her house, saying generic stalker shit like "I'm watching you".
Another week later I dressed up as Jeff and stood outside her house at night (I ended up waiting for two fucking hours) and stared at her with a knife in my hand.
She didn't come to school for good couple of days and I think she might have even contacted the police.
Why aren't these threads on /a/?
Claimed and
>DUBS GET
>>700430061
/thread
>>700430099
Nice script
>>700430163
no scripts. Just dubs for best waifu
>>700429903
You really should. They pretty much defined pop rock as we know it. Not to mention that no one can hold a candle to Freddy Mercury's voice.
https://youtu.be/kijpcUv-b8M
THIS ASS WILL CURE WHAT AILS YOU.
>Mercy claim
>>700429297
It seems you have a stalker. Is that your new pet boat?
>>700430061
Should we send all of the wallpaper threads to /wg/? How about all of the video game threads to /v/? Maybe all of the math and programming threads should be banished to /g/ or /sci/.
>>700430441
Nobody can hold a candle high enough to see just how far above the staff they had to put notation for his vocals. Geddy Lee is jealous.
>and I'm jealous of Geddy's voice
>>700430477
Nah this ass will
>>700430506
Holy shit. I just got the cards in for my sidisi deck and I realized that I have 11 edh decks now
>>700430619
It's just that you guys are more autistic than the rest
>>700430733
Nice? Sounds like you need to chill on 'em a little.
>>700430441
Oh yea, I can't deny how amazing Freddie Mercury's voice is. I don't exactly have any plans to listen to albums from them, but I'll get around to it some day.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYFIh4Ddte8
>>700430849
So much autism in one single post
>>700430506
Ill use it as scrap.
Might get me some fuel.
>>700430849
Stolen
>>700430962
Woo so cold.
>>700430962
Senpaaaaaaiiii
Notice meeeeee
Wew. These kids still trying to 'raid' waifu?
>>700431198
Did you honestly expect something else?
>>700430849
I have a problem
The plan is one of each single color, dual, and triple color. Oh, and a five color and maybe a no color one
>>700430943
Huh?
>>700431416
Sex toy?
>>700431304
The only kids here are the man babies posting chinese cartoons
>>700431416
Nah, just rather tickled by it.
>>700430697
Even James LaBrie has no chance vs Freddy.
https://youtu.be/bsMA_bgWyuo
>>700430922
You should. I highly recommend it.
>>700431304
I guess so. Still doing a poor job.
>>700431480
Real men run cascade decks.
>>700431480
Volunteering?
>>700432046
I will. Sex me real good, Syndra senpai. Show me all your kinky boats.
>>700424812
No. Whoa -trips and falls on you-
>Being this new
>inb4 it was just le bait xD
>>700431631
Jesus Christ no
Reanimater is life, or should I say unlife?
>>700432046
Possibly
>>700432355
No, let me
He's a persistent little fellow, I'll give him that.
Claimed.
>>700432046
Hello Syndra
>>700432355
Hello Shizuru
>>700432442
Hi Kyouko
>>700432632
Hello Akame!
What are you all up to tonight?
>>700433103
It's you.
>>700433204
Hello there.
>>700433204
Hello Alice.
Planning on sleeping as soon as it quiets the hell down around here.
How about you?
>>700433229
It certainly is.
Now if he could dedicate half this much effort to making his life less shit he'd be a fucking millionaire in a year.
>>700432355
Not so fast, there is still >>700432857
>>700432359
kek
>>700433204
Playing war thunder and kancolle, not much else.
>>700433544
Fine fine, i understand.
You find borderline zombies more attractive than lolis.
It's fine.
>>700433204
Hi Alice~ Not doing anything special. Another classic Saturday night in front of the computer
>>700433527
How are you today?
>>700433544
Yay! In consideration
>>700433776
Fran can be whatever you want her to be, if you don't mind a few stitches here and there
Shizuru is a Loli abomination with a small butt
>>700434048
She's small, of course her butt is too.
>>700433544
What about me, senpai?
>>700434048
>loli
>abomination
Pick one.
>>700434212
cock slot
>>700433474
What are you up to tonight Kyouko?
>>700433489
Just started reading the Pandora Hearts manga in hopes of some more pictures and the like. So much of the early portion makes sense when you know some of the later portion of the story
>>700433544
There's a bunch of you playing Kancolle. I never understood what exactly it's supposed to be
>>700433788
Nothing wrong with those as long as they're spent in good company right?
>I h-hope we're good c-company for you
>>700434267
Fuck off
>>700433846
I'm alright, could be better. I spent a lot more time than usual listening to music and daydreaming.
>>700433776
Atleast its not a loli.
>>700434286
Its best to not ask.
>>700434286
>What are you up to tonight Kyouko?
Not much honestly, maybe I'll play something soon.
Or I'll sleep.
>>700434322
Ah, music and daydreaming. My favorite things to do these days. Nothing better than doing both of them while at a park while it's 4 AM.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibQkY2LVnEc
>>700434489
Invite.
>>700434212
But Fran can have any body type, with her skill in advanced plastic surgery
>>700434267
Since Dio isn't here someone has to carry on his crusade!
>>700434226
No love for you
>>700434474
Come on now. Shizuru is cute.
>>700434286
Any company is good company at this point but yeah, I love you guys
>>700434631
She is?
>>700434631
Now that's a cutie right there.
>>700434631
Shizuru a cute. No denying that.
>>700434608
No, only Dio can carry on his holy work.
Hey everyone
>>700434474
>Atleast its not a loli.
>>700434768
PLEASE NOTICE ME SENPAI
OR OTHERS
WILL DIE
>>700434631
Cute, but not for lewd
>>700434768
Shots fired
>>700434911
I can try!
>>700434768
Of course. Just look at her!
>>700434567
I wonder if I'll live long enough to see people go to other star systems. But with my body it's not likely.
>>700435197
Your waifu and you are disgusting.
I did it I wrote an erotica
>>700435116
Are we looking at the same thing?
>>700435295
That's not my waifu
>>700435116
>>700435386
You two need some better back and forth.
It's the same shit every time.
>>700435116
Only a bit
>>700435261
You just have to live another decade or two, then cyborg organs or stem cells will carry you for a long way after that. Maybe long enough to be able to transfer your mind to a robot
>>700435375
Please no
Anything but that
Fran
>>700435386
SEEEEEENNNNNNPPPPPAAAAIII
>>700435375
why has god abandoned us
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