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Waifu claiming thread.
Previous: >>700345080
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>No one is going to take you seriously if you don't post your waifu
>Naps are a GOOD idea
>Insult others with vigor
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>Refrain from being lewd
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, do a flip!
>>700351945
>do a flip!
Not funny.
Consider this for a moment: your grandparents and their generation were going overseas to kill japenese people and pillage and bomb their lands, just to have their ancestors sit in a dark bedroom all day and masturbate to Japanese cartoons and eat frozen chicken nuggets
![Ayase [1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4ZALXGY.jpg "Ayase [1].jpg")
Still here
Daily reminder that if I was gay I would've been the hottest boyfriend you could ever have in this life.
Chen claimed.
So, who wants to beat it takes longer than 30 minutes for the thread to cap.
>brags about spamming
>gets offended when they get called out on how bad they are at doing it
>he has an anime fuck pillow
>>700352039
Maybe you could learn proper English in the time it takes for the thread to cap.
>>700351993
![Syndra [95].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/29Mqp8o.jpg "Syndra [95].jpg")
Claiming adorable little Akiko
PLACE YOUR BETS
How much longer do you think this will go on before they realize they're wasting their time or get tired?
>>700351950
Artistic freedom?
>tfw you try to damage control your anime cringe thread against the big men's bullies but it just ain't workin
I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I've learned after 21 years - you never know what is gonna come through that door.
<nycor> still here watching shitposters trying to hurt out feelings, no one respond to them and see what happens, kuro claimed
MOM THEYRE MAKING FUN OF MY WAIFU AGAIN!
>>700352080
You're always crying, accurate photo.
Claiming the most powerful arch-wizard
>>700352113
ree
>>700352108
>>PLACE YOUR BETS
>How much longer do you think this will go on before they realize they're wasting their time or get tired?
You care too much.
>claimed
>>700352071
>Calling out a small spelling mistake
Wew.
>>700352108
1 more thread, TOPS!
>clamed
CLAIMETH BOTH
<nycor> they make me so mad >:(
>>700352189
Holy shit, a waifu claimer who's head isn't completely up his own ass.
>>700352006
Hello, Chen.
>>700352108
I'll accept it, but continue to be confused by it.
>>700352083
Boat.
>>700352206
>>700352039
You also care too much.
>>700352246
Hello, Shizuru.
>>700352233
Best waifu.
>>700352006
erp with me
>>700352108
as long as you continue to be a pedo
私は本当に私はたわごとcirclejerkのこの作品の死を目撃している希望をクソ。スレッドがあっても、既にこれはあなたの個人的なチャットルームクソ縮退ホモではありませんあなたのすべてがちょうどクソ自分を殺すために必要が7ヶ月前に作られたものに比較しません。
>>700352232
<nycor> nice try anon,
>>700352246
pop quiz asshole
>there are virgins who use animated girlfriends to cope with their crippling autism and eternal virginity
>>700352307
Opposite day from the looks of it.
![Syndra [71].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PUCMH6G.jpg "Syndra [71].jpg")
>>700352246
Another boat
>>700352307
You care too much
>>700352108
I wonder how long you will go on living before you realize that your life is meaningless and you're worth a paper bag full of dog diarrhea.
>>700352307
I don't necessarily care, I'm just bored to fuck with literally nothing better to do till I get off work. Lagging to much to play any games, and /o/ is boring as shit right now.
Yeet.
MOMMYYY!!! GET DOWN HERE THEYRE TEASING ME AGAIN!
*mom cringes*
"Just ignore them or try to damage control the thread sweetie"
THEY KEEP POSTING AND HURTING MY FEELINGS!
*squirts warm wet feces composed of little Debbie snack cakes and frozen Tyson chicken nuggets into size 42 adult diaper*
"My waifu thinks I'm SO hot"
>>700352491
>I don't necessarily care,
>necessarily
The ego. It stings.
>>700352004
Halla Ayase
How are things?
>>700352246
Well having none is more consistent than fluctuating size I suppose
>>700352313
>as long as you continue to be a pedo
Well fuck
>moonrune pasta
Damn
>>700352322
<nycor> stop trying to imitate me
And also, you can't really blame the spammers/spammer, whatsoever. Is actually your own fault, guys, because you made it 24/7.
>>700352411
I honestly doubt it.
I don't waste my time like a kid editing other pictures.
I'm not here everyday, nor on my PC, because unlike many others I have a social life.
I'm not a retard who desn't know proper grammar, unlike you.
>>700352491
You're still giving them attention.
fucking plebs
>>700352617
>You're still giving them attention.
>He's a master internet warrior
Don't hurt his feelings,
>>700352617
You think by not directly speaking to us, but speaking about us to somebody else isn't also giving us attention?
Good job retard
<nycor> caught you :p
>>700352332
I think there's supposed to be a question after you say that.
>>700352550
True. How much loli Akiko do you have?
>>700352617
Hey, if giving them attention keeps me even a bit entertained for the next half hour, then so be it.
>>700352542
Then you shouldn't have left it in the toaster so long.
>>700352780
>keeps me even a bit entertained for the next half hour, then so be it.
It hurts. Please seek immediate medical help.
![Syndra [62].png](https://i.imgur.com/UMvRJkz.jpg "Syndra [62].png")
>>700352617
See? You care too much
>>700352714
<nycor> wrong pic srry
>>700352738
Pop quiz asshole
>>700352830
What exactly for, shitty Spidey poster?
>>700352313
Slutty maid bully.
>>700352959
Never mind, you're beyond help.
>>700352550
>>700352830
Seek medical attention.
>>700353124
Seek a higher resolution.
This is mine
>>700353164
It is a thumbnail for the purpose of being a thumbnail.
Triggered.
>>700352866
Nah.
You're the one replying to me.
>>700352780
Why don't you do something productive, instead of being here, if you need entertainment?
>>700353036
God, you really are boring. The least you do is say "for a severe case of autism" or something. Put some fucking effort into the shitpost at least. Where's the rest of the Spideys, they were far better at this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLEdsI731J4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgQWk1E_Yk4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pJDEipQQOQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZyncMePRoA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FbQ-oFhjyQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bI-zIGej6vA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1D2LtySyM5Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5Yd3NMbl1E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaspyvLiZZc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nM4Tsjo7sZQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_NH5jMeRGQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shoHZZgmP0w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smVweljwA1M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJi_vIj7yPo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnFwRqkvixE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7t-aBFynAQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQjHcaCtozo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OFPaWJhKaI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyXym75qUqU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JL05cb9GHU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9A0eDQOxRjE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGtC1YwXsDY
I'm done shit posting for the day you just just keep going with the intense autism and virginity. Wallow in it. But here's one more pic for the image cap
>>700353309
>Put some fucking effort into the shitpost at least.
Did your parents die in a horrible accident or something?
>>700352738
Only 6 pics unfortunately
>>700353164
Oh shit he's one of us
>>700353189
Wow
Look at this fucking faggot
>>700353296
Because I get off work in 20 minutes, and I have nothing else to do until then. My job isn't exactly a demanding one, which is why I'm able to be here all night.
>>700353367
No. If they did, I wouldn't have anyone to help me fix my motorcycles.
>>700352108
I dont have to work today or tomorrow. So not till 7am on my Monday.
>>700353478
They're probably wishing they were dead if that's the case.
>>700353415
>>700353189
muh discord sikrit club where I like to gossip about anons squad
>>700351997
consider this:
they created this generation
>>700353556
Pray tell, why would they?
>>700352232
>4chan
>freeing from cancer
little did he know, that 4chan is cancer itself
>>700353478
You enjoy repetitive dull things?
You have the same conversations with the same anons, over and over.
You don't learn anything new.
You have the "no, i'm not cute", "yes, you are!" kind of shit every single day.
I don't know why you find this better than doing something else.
>>700352550
Pretty well right now, can't complain. Yourself?
>>700353367
Could you hop on your raid discord and just swap places with CD-guy or something? at least he was determined for even a little while
>>700352357
and the strange thing is, i feel proud of it
hey, it's atleast better than shooting up a school, beeing an emo or hurting myself
>>700353715
You were born, simple.
>>700353773
>at least he was determined for even a little while
This is just painful.
>>700353843
but shiro claims here and he is a school shoter aswell
check mate waifu fags
>>700353932
hey guys, back from the dead edition.
Did i miss anything beside spammers?
>>700353732
What else IS there to do? All I can think of is go look up shop manuals for my bikes and read those, but I don't learn shit from them without touching the actual bike. If wanna throw some suggestions my way, then I'm all ears.
>>700353773
I don't think CD guy was part of it. Shit, I'd get him another 4chan pass if it meant having him over these slackers.
>>700353991
Not a damned thing.
>>700353773
yeah if CD-guy was here the image cap would be reached by now
You know, you guys are actually pretty coo-....oh wait, I don't depend on the approval of disabled anime lovers on the internet.
>>700353843
>proud
Being a shit stain is still being a shit stain. Just because you're better doesn't mean you less of a shit. At least if you shot up a school you'd be dead.
>>700353991
<nycor> hello yuno
>>700353991
No. They still hang around. But they're engaging in the thread now.
>>700354083
Have it anyway. Enjoy your (You).
>>700353932
atleast we don't use spiderman memes to ignore the crippling depression
no, we use anime autism
I always head into a waifu thread for a good cringe worthy laugh. You didn't disappoint. Thx m8s. Stay being losers.
>>700354150
>Enjoy your (You).
I will, weaboo trash.
>>700353932
No.
>>700354110
<nycor> stopppp >:(
>>700354105
yeah, but after all these years, i'm proud to be a shit stain
of course, i wouldn't tell anyone
but in the corner of my room, all alone, i'm proud
>>700354204
No worries mate. Have another.
>>700354164
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLEdsI731J4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgQWk1E_Yk4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pJDEipQQOQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZyncMePRoA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FbQ-oFhjyQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bI-zIGej6vA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1D2LtySyM5Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5Yd3NMbl1E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaspyvLiZZc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nM4Tsjo7sZQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_NH5jMeRGQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shoHZZgmP0w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smVweljwA1M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJi_vIj7yPo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnFwRqkvixE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7t-aBFynAQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQjHcaCtozo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OFPaWJhKaI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyXym75qUqU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JL05cb9GHU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9A0eDQOxRjE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLEdsI731J4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgQWk1E_Yk4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pJDEipQQOQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZyncMePRoA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FbQ-oFhjyQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bI-zIGej6vA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1D2LtySyM5Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5Yd3NMbl1E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaspyvLiZZc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nM4Tsjo7sZQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_NH5jMeRGQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shoHZZgmP0w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smVweljwA1M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJi_vIj7yPo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnFwRqkvixE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7t-aBFynAQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQjHcaCtozo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OFPaWJhKaI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyXym75qUqU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JL05cb9GHU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9A0eDQOxRjE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGtC1YwXsDY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_YzSYrPE8Y
>>700354233
<nycor> who the fuck is this guy I swear he was waiting for me to post
>>700354038
well i guess thats good. Too bad i didnt get anything done in real life
>i fell asleep
what are you up to?
>>700354110
hey man whats up?
>>700354150
well i guess i came back right on time then
>>700354293
Fucking delicious. Thank you for the sustenance.
>>700354331
We feed you with kindness
>>700354150
>shit tier
bet you like having you dick trampled
>>700351945
>>700354326
<nycor> not much just waiting for u, mizore, or yuuki to show up
>>700354038
>suggestions my way, then I'm all ears.
You have a brain, use it for yourself. Don't you have anything you like besides riding your bike?
You can start playing some sport, you can start going to gym, you can start playing a music instrument, fishing, reading, learning a new language, listening to new music, buying some new clothes, watch some movies, going to some concerts,contact some old friend and go out, going to check some art, painting, drawing, I dunno, whatever fits you.
You're losing your time in here, and you are only helping yourself in a psychological way by lying to yourself that is better to get some human interaction online instead of doing it in real life.
>>700354425
>top tier
good taste anon
Fucks given ITT: some
>>700354399
Not really. Im not a masochist. Dont lump me in with Esdeath.
>>700354393
Fake ass kindness.
>>700354454
He's a good example of all of you under your fake ass online personas, at least he's honest about.
Still a complete waste of resource who claims a waifu online though.
>>700354454
Dude, hes at work. He has to sit at a desk.
>Rory-sama
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hancT2xO-M
Mine.
>>700354547
Not really. I genuinely try to be kind and accepting to everyone.
>>700354428
Oh well here I am
>I'm not feeling very well but I'm here
What have you been up to this day?
>>700354326
>Fell asleep
Without me~
Currently a tad bored, but about to head home from work in 5 minutes.
>>700354454
Now, ya see, I'd go ahead and do all those things. But you are literally missing my whole point.
>I AM AT WORK
I'm only marginally around on my days off, and even then, that's generally when I'm home for the night, and not going back out.
>>700354707
even if I called you a weeby fucktard delusional thunder cunt?
>>700354707
>Still a complete waste of resource who claims a waifu online though.
Claimed
>>700354822
<nycor> about to go to my family fish fry.
>>700354920
hey kirino
>>700354825
What chen is saying is much more appropriate if directed at me, I got no clue why you're the target.
>>700352006
Are you referring to Chen or yourself?
>>700352184
Megumeme is best mage
Tristana claimed
>>700354902
Yeah. Even then. Dont care.
>>700354905
Not really. I contribute at home when I can, I work 8 hours a day providing services to students and I inject money back into the community. On top of paying my taxes and not having any debt.
>>700354547
>fake ass online personas
I don't have one.
>>700354593
>>700354825
I was talking about the days you're not at work,
But if you are at work you can still read a book, draw something, listen to music, watch something, texting.
Or even roleplaying, in your case.
>>700355035
>or yourself?
>being attractive on 4chan
No.
>>700355070
Look at how little I care.
>>700355035
It's you.
>>700354920
oh hey kirino
you know the biggest problem with your waifu?
she isn't ayase
>>700355035
Myself.
>>700355071
even if I call you bubble blowing double baby?
>>700354825
Not like I had a choice. I would have waited for you but I pretty much fainted
>I can't stay awake longer than 25 hours
>>700354963
Oh sounds fun. Anything special today why you're having a family grill?
>>700355071
I do play Pathfinder once a fortnight, and with the other campaign when the people for it are available.
>one is out of town due to being a Navy engineer
And aside from roll20, or even Tabletop simulator now, its hard to do long distance games like D+D.
Sadly I have to rest for most of my days off. Though I use that time to clean around the house.
>>700355165
And look at how little I care. Have another (You).
>>700355289
<nycor> no not really anything special just going to eat some catfish and talk with some distant relatives
>>700355432
Thanks, man. Keep feeding me with attention, I require it to continue living.
claimed, where my jin at?
>>700355165
Do you consider yourself attractive, spooderpooster?
>>700355170
Huh? So Chen's poster then.
How's the running Shiro? Have you upped the mileage?
>>700355220
Yes
>>700355482
Ya bb u liek dat?
>>700355541
Fucking scrumptious.
>>700355568
I'm the most attractive organism in our current generation if I can be humbly honest with you. Compared to this community of Cheetos inhalers that is.
>>700355568
Yes, what?
You asked me.
I gave you an answer.
>>700355289
<nycor> well yuno I gotta go if u see my name post within the next 5 hours its not me
>>700355482
Omnomnom
>>700355568
Hes not even posting real spiders though.
>>700355471
Oh doesn't sound like you are going to have fun.
Not excited?
>>700355715
All right cya dude
>I've fallen for it before so no promises
>>700354992
Dunno.
>>700355071
When not at work, I'm wrenching on my bike, or hanging out with friends. Hell, on my last days off I took a trip up past LA, and was riding around for over 400 miles!
And I dunno, I could do that stuff. But I'd rather just socialize here a bit. I'll watch some things while doing this as well.
>>700355289
>120 hour master race
It's okay, I'll get you next time~
>>700355743
Spider boy, I'm a fucking spider man.
>>700355839
Okay, you do you, then.
>>700355887
But you're not even a spider.
>>700355658
I don't doubt it spidey.
Tram Tobey or Team Andrew?
>>700355702
I was confused at how you answered the question. It came across vague, but i figured it out. Thanks
>>700355743
He's cool though
>>700355568
Running has been pretty bleh recently.
>>700355967
Spider boy, keep crying.
>>700356014
Neither, I'm a masculine/humanoid arachnid who gags at the sight of this community.
>>700356016
Shut up.
>>700355839
Yea I remember that, wanted to atleast get even with you but I'm weak
I think you'll be the first one going to sleep now
>>700356016
Oh that sucks, whats wrong man?
>>700356014
Yeah, he a real G
>>700356020
Do I care if you are a man or not? No. Im a fucking angry, highly poisonous tarantula.
>>700356143
I'll use my man feet to "real G" stomp your frail body.
>>700356185
Thats just asinine.
>>700356016
How come Shiro?
>>700356247
So is your confidence in being some weak ass spider.
>>700356390
Eh. Ill take my chances. Theres a reason my physiology hasnt changed for millenium.
>>700356485
I like how he's being handled by a superior organism in that picture. Spiders are easily killed. I'm gonna make it my duty to kill one today just because you showed up.
>>700356572
Go ahead. We'll just lay eggs in your ear while you sleep. You have to sleep, we dont.
>>700356647
Funny, because a spider came at me on my bed yesterday. I completely pulverized it with a magazine. Go lay eggs in an open flame.
>>700356714
You seem to be rattled, sir.
>>700356784
If by rattle you mean scraping a spider under my boot, yes.
>>700356850
So angry
>>700356928
Must suck knowing you like an inferior species. Gonna go kill the orb weaver in my back yard.
>>700356124
If you gag at the sight of it, why don't you just not pay attention to it?
>>700356351
>>700356133
It's nothing really.
>>700357020
Do it. Orb weavers are fags anyway.
>>700357062
Take my previously stated demand and shut up, attention whore. Maybe you'll understand one day.
>>700357099
You're a fucking orb weaver.
Can someone link the best thread?
>>700357173
Im a funnel web.
>>700357062
>It's nothing really
Not in the mood for it anymore?
This is literally the longest fucking copy paste thread of all time. Same thread, same images, same replies, same people. It's so useless it saddens me. Maybe one day I'll understand, and just kill myself.
