Waifu Claim Thread
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>This is /waifu/ not /b/
>Most importantly, have fun!
>>700340684
Why would flirting be bad?
>>700340795
Well I'm glad you're feeling better
Probably after all the items are destroyed I'm sure you'll be over the slut
>>700340826
Hnnngg
I'm literally biting my fist
>We can try them all at see what feels the best, and leave it there
>>700340875
Oh I see,well that kinda sucks
I'm sure I can find a guide or some sorts online
Claiming Felix
hang me
Axel r a litul bitch tel him 2 fuk of
>>700341171
Morning boat lover
>>700341235
No
still here
>>700341283
I'm gonna bury them deep enough so no one has a chance of finding it, even though i insanely doubt someone will go digging for something in the forest
>>700341294
hang yourself
>>700341378
good idea
dubs and you show me waifu pussy
>>700341230
>>700341367
I know I do. I'm not too injured though. Knee scrapes and the sun burn was the worst of it.
>>700341283
>>700341243
Well don't worry, I won't bite~
>Hehe, that sounds okay to me~
>Or you could just use each one till you finish, then move onto the next~
>>700341320
Well damn.
Problem fixed
>>700340406
I know and i have got motivation to other things too
Revy claim
>>700341283
>>700341471
>>700341283
As i said you could but it seems difficult.
You up to anything now?
>>700341372
Kek people might you're burying a dead body if you dig such a deep hole
>>700341526
I'm edging so hard right
>Haven't touched a thing
>That sounds really good I think I'll have more than enough for that
>>700341698
Well you're kinda new to me so you can help me can't you?
>I can't help it I'm so easy to fall in love with
>>700341604
Revy you're mine
>>700341784
That's why I'm doing it in the forest and at night
>>700341303
How goes the boating?
>>700341378
Bully.
>>700341526
Eh?
>>700341731
Not much. Resting from a pretty intense bike ride
Gonna walk my dog soon
What about you?
"If you worship someone too much, you'll end up losing your freedom."
>>700341784
Sure, I'll work my way up.
All the way to just the tip.
>>700341604
I'm curious to know what's got your motivation.
>I know I felt like shit till I found the motivation and my passion in life.
>>700341784
More than enough you say~? Then why stop there, use me as you please~
>>700341840
What?
>>700341886
>Another true saying that I experienced first hand
>>700341886
fuck you don't tell me what to do
>>700341851
Still listening to Kirby music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocVqHhVU3FU
Seems to be morning now but it's Saturday so maybe i'll have more peace.
I'm gonna go back to watching Mirai Nikki
I'll be in and out of the thread
claimed
Almost Queen of Chess claimed
>>700341526
>>>700341320(You)
>Well damn.
>>700342030
You linked me, don't know why. I'm assuming misclick?
>>700341894
Great
So what are you up to?
>>700342030
I'm not sure if you could handle that
Shouldn't I ben gentile for the first time?
>>700341840
Slutty Maid.
>>700341886
Nice lesson from Dune.
>>700342078
show me the pussy
>>700342393
Nice feet
>>700342405
Okay here's the pussy
Also
>thinking there's a vagina on Felix
Kek
>>700342292
I'm up to no good.
>>700341800
no you're mine
>>700342030
I don't know i just thought the whole summer about things and how i am so lazy and everything.
So i kind of just decided i'm gonna make a change.
>>700342405
That's a benis
>>700341840
Its boaty as usual.
>>700342405
Its a guy.
>>700342078
We need to have a drinking game for that in a stream sometime.
>>700342516
throatfucking it is, then
>>700342058
Thats all? or do you not count modding your brawl game anymore?
Also another great song nui. You have a great talent for finding them
>>700342516
That's not Felix, you heathen
>>700342530
Oh shit, sounds kinda hot
What are you up to?
>>700342058
Morning.
>>700342252
Oh, yep. That was meant for Syndra. Sorry Shizu.
>>700342292
Don't think I could handle it?
>Why don't you just push me to my limits, I'll probably squirm around a little, but it'll be out of pleasure I'm sure~
>Besides, I really really want it~
>>700342532
That's how it normally goes. Just don't get stuck in a rut, and you'll be fine!
MAI WAIFUUU LOOK MOMMY!
![Kirino [321].jpg](https://randomarchive.com/image/image-404.png "Kirino [321]")
Race war when?
>>700342602
Oh, i'm still setting up the brawl mods.
I wouldn't call that a talent, almost all of the Kirby music is great.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAB0uPsSY8w
>>700342720
How's it going, Shiro?
>he watches anime
>>700342826
>>700342799
>>700342767
>He shit posts on 4chan
>>700342762
>Why don't you just push me to my limits, I'll probably squirm around a little, but it'll be out of pleasure I'm sure~
>Besides, I really really want it~
>dat pic
You're making people nervous here
>>700342762
I don't think you can handle me no
Then again I love when you squirm a little
I'll hold you down it'll make it better
What happened to DVD Spammer? regardless of how annoying he was he at least had a sense of humor rather than laughing at himself.
>>700342883
Damage control
>>700342915
More damage control
>>700342916
What damage?
>>700342916
>I can't think of a comeback so i'll resort to memes
>>700342916
>>700342941
nice damage control
MY WAIFU LOOK MOMMY MY GIRLFRIEND LOOKS JUST LIKE MY PILLOW!
>>700342762
Holy christ Makoto, chill out with the imagery.
>>700342805
Race war now.
>>700342815
It goes. Just woke up, listening to music and hungry.
>>700342915
He said his 4chan pass was ran out.
>>700342941
No, i'm just wondering where he went.
He was fun to shitpost with.
>>700342889
Nervous? How so?
>I'm making sure I stay at 1.999 lewd or below.
>At least in terms of pics
>>700342897
Then I guess we'll just have to put that to the test~
>Hold me down
You could always use some rope, no~?
>>700343005
1.999 is not 2!
>tfw mom doesn't let you use her credit card to order more anime dolls and body pillow
*squirts warm liquid shit composed of moms chicken tenders and frozen pizza into size 42 adult diaper*
>>700343073
I don't care, you shouldn't post any lewds ever.
>>700342762
Yeah! Take care my friend.
>>700343005
Ah, what are you listening to?
You have any plans for today?
>>700343073
>hold me down
>use some rope
Jeez
>>700343073
makoto~ i need to go
this was kind of new to me
but real life calls me so im sorry
if for some reason you want to contact me i have discord
>>700342053
Im not telling you to do anything, im just saying things as they are.
>>700342334
Excuse me?
>>700342698
Actually I got nothing.
>>700343076
I love this post. This is a good post.
>>700343137
Not even lewd.
>Not by my standards anyways.
>>700343144
Leavin already? Well good luck buddy!
>>700343309
Whaaaaat?
>>700343313
Ah well, was fun while it lasted. Later Yuno!
Where did you go shitposter-kun? i'm waiting for my (You)
>>700343271
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkecWdMoQgw
Nope, no plans for the day. I never have plans. How about you?
>>700343424
Damn, what are your standards?
>no respect for makoto
>>700342322
Slutty bully.
>>700342547
Sounds boring. You should mix it up. Maybe try a tank or an airplane or something.
>>700343424
You're being really lewd...
>wake up next to crusty semen covered anime body pillow
>gently kiss her so as not to wake her
>manage to lift myself out of bed without moms assistance
>knock over several piss jugs in the process
>turn on PC and load up /b/
>claim my precious Waifu
How's y'all morning going?
>>700343481
If it doesn't show anything, it's not lewd enough for lewd status.
>>700343530
Was trying to pass the time and have a bit of fun. Yuno's gone, so back to... doing nothing I guess.
>>700343362
Cleaned that up a bit for ya
>>700343582
It's fine, thank you for asking anon kun.
>tfw you try to damage control your thread of everlasting virginity but it isn't workin
>>700343719
Thx m8
>>700343711
You show no respect for Makoto. It's disgusting!
>>700343786
nice damage control
CHUMLEE IS WAIFU!!! MOMMYYYYY LOOOOK!!!
>>700343481
I'm setting up mods for SSBB still, and i plan to watch that thing but i keep getting distracted.
>>700343483
Maybe you should try a boat
>he has images saved on his computer of Chinese cartoon characters and can identify them by name
>there are virgins who use waifus as a coping mechanism to deal with their crippling autism
You can't properly spam, so stop.
>>700343806
Next time, zoom in and use the marker.
>>700343810
I do believe that's, like, your opinion man.
I hope your faggy waifus get eaten by roaches and fucked by German shepards
>>700344032
Damage control as fuck
>>700343340
That is almost a direct quote from the maker of Dune as to the whole lesson behind the series.
>>700344034
They were just for quick replies.
>>700343835
lortnoc egamad ecin
>claimed
Going for a workout later peeps.
>>700344098
Roaches are pretty cute though.
Megumin is get
Consider this for a moment: your grandparents and their generation were going overseas to kill japenese people and pillage and bomb their lands, just to have their ancestors sit in a dark bedroom all day and masturbate to Japanese cartoons and eat frozen chicken nuggets
>>700343902
Man, i don't wanna know what you mean!
>>700344399
She looks disgusting
>>700344361
You know what i mean
>>700344341
My Grandma was a young Japanese woman who lived in Tokyo when it was fire bombed and who lost her entire family in Hiroshima when it was nuked. She was made the last living member of her family over night and had everything she worked hard to achieve burned almost over night.
>>700344493
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqS18aj6Vis
Claimed.
MOM!!! THEYRE RUINING MY HUG BOX AGAIN AND MAKING FUN OF MY WAIFU
*mom cringes at her abomination of a son* "just damage control them like we talked about sweetie"
HE KEEPS SPAMMING THE THREAD! WAHHH!!!!
*gushes warm liquid feces composed of little debby brownies and frozen pizza into size 45 adult diaper*
Weiss for life
>>700342579
I'm gonna head back to sleep soon probably
>>700344525
>wanna be Japanese weeb spotted
My bitch so cute
>>700344546
MOMMMYYYY!!!!!
>>700344685
I don't watch anime and I'm a more or less proud American who has no interest in Japan or Japanese culture.
>>700344714
Look here, slut. Just because i think something is cute doesn't mean i'd marry it.
>>700344806
>we believe you
>>700344583
lmfao wut?
I can't WAIT to shit post in the next thread. Pic related it's me my waifu is hotter than all of yours and we are married
>>700344626
>literally worst girl
c'mon anon
>>700344834
>>700344941
Nope
>>700344850
It's fine if you don't. I don't rightly care. My granddad was an American soldier who met and married her while on R&R in Tokyo during the Korean War. My grandma on the other side was the daughter of Irish immigrants.
>>700344916
Who is she?
![Syndra [106].jpg](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1462/638/1462638420773.jpg "Syndra [106]")
![Ayase [1].jpg](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1458/513/1458513740127.jpg "Ayase [1]")
![Syndra [64].jpg](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1459/334/1459334794842.jpg "Syndra [64]")
![Syndra [192].jpg](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1466/187/1466187985446.jpg "Syndra [192]")
![Ayase [2].png](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1471/653/1471653551372.jpg "Ayase [2]")
