Waifu claiming thread.
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>>700212049
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Claimed
>>700215363
your asking for too much, slutty maid
>>700215177
You're not alone. Except the Monster part, I'm much the same way. Can't really stand the taste of energy drinks in general, really. I have a feeling the whole "no exercise" deal would end fairly quickly with how active Makoto is. Id be fine with that though.
>>700215764
You always seem to get first.
Haruna claimed
do you faggots even own a life?
I wonder when people will realize we are taking the piss
except me im taking a shit
>>700215929
Well I made the thread, it's not too hard.
If you have a "waifu" you're a lonely man baby
>>700215847
Hmph. Fine.
What DO i get for being a slutty maid then?
>>700216192
Virginity
>>700215902
Mercy would probably put a stop to my unhealthy bullshit pretty quick. Honestly, I'm trying anyway because it's part of why I constantly feel like shit, I want to be in shape for SHTF, and I noticed a while back that eating healthier produces better shits that wipe up faster.
Can i claim two? :]
>>700215989
Biggest edgelord.
You guys should just call these "The Thread of Everlasting Virginity"
>>700216248
Who's?
Mine
Because you fucking faggots never get tired of posting the same god damn thread, Every god damn day.
>>700216192
A boat
>>700216321
Isnt that Esdeath?
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>>700216329
What if the only thing I have is a Daki from that pic.
Anime is for young japenese kids, not American overweight/underweight virgins. I guarantee none of you are a healthy weight or are good looking in any way. Besides the "shit posters" which are actually normal people showing you how fucking weird and autistic you are
Top kek lets fuck these threads up its keeping me occupied during my 12 hour shift
fucking pathetic pieces of shit who think /b/ is their personal chatroom FUCK OFF
>>700216272
I was eating and drinking much healthier for a small time during my first job. Instead of soda and other shit, I was drinking water, lemonade, or pineapple juice. When I get some spare cash saved up, I should go for that pineapple juice again.
>>700216621
Wow, I typed so fast to get my claim in I messed that up, bad...
Mayuri Claim!*
>>700216581
If that's the reward, i decline.
Also, welcome back.
>>700216329
Only things out of all of those that fits me is the manga collection
unless you dont count snake breeding as a job but it pays the bills
>>700216655
> the "shit posters" which are actually normal
Gave me a good kek.
Thanks newfriend.
>>700216581
Edgedeath.
>>700216797
Don't worry, no-one in their right mind would want your garbage waifu anyway. Then again, are the people who frequent these threads in their right mind?
BURN THE WAIFU VIRGINS
>>700216804
You're still getting a boat
>>700216965
Shut up Muhammad, go back to sipping tea
>>700216192
a lot of things
Good job guys. We're doing good but next threads let's barely let them post till it image caps, then on the next. Cause they just can't help their 24/7 autism
>>700217148
You can keep it.
>>700217157
Like what?
>>700217216
It's ok, you'll be gone soon and nothing will change, as always
We're staying on the front page thanks to you fuckwits.
>inb4 ahruhuahe wat is sage le newfage xd?
>>700216655
The anime thats for kids is some of the less popular stuff
the most popular is probably shounen (teenagers and battle shounen for dude bros)
and seinen like baccano also exist (for adults) baccano being a mafia tarantino like thing
>>700217372
The right to brag that you are a slutty maid
>claimed
>>700217517
But that's a negative, no?
>>700217458
lurk more you edgy fucking faggot
Oh look, shitposters.
Nothing new, they'll be gone in a couple threads anyway.
Have fun spamming images.
AUTISM
>>700217458
You say that, But then the image limit will be hit and it'll soon be purged. Because god forbid you stupid fucks can't quit going
"MAH WAIFU OMG SO KAWAII!!!!"
>They're so new that they don't even know how to sage
Thanks for the free bumps
>>700217597
thanks have fun tying the noose and hating life
VIRGINITY
>>700217569
No, it's a huge positive
>>700217647
Yea these shitposters have to be autistic if they cant get we are taking the piss
>>700217665
>implying people wont make more threads
Are you new here?
>>700217372
No, its your boat.
>>700217665
You keep fighting those strawmen anon
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>>700217734
The real shit posting is 24/7 hugboxes full of stinky virgins posted underage looking Chinese cartoons
>>700217734
Stop there is no point arguing with them they are shitposters
dont give them (you)s
>waifufags screaming over ruined hugbox
>feelsgoodman
>>700217768
>>700217372
It's a nice boat.
>>700217768
DID SOMEONE SAY BOAT
>when people try to spam waifu threads and think they're killing them
"Mommy they're ruining our hug box and teasing my waifu! GET DADDY!"
Daddy left the other day because he was so disappointed his son grew up to become an overweight virgin who never played sports and wastes all of his money on anime dolls and body pillows. You didn't notice because you were in the basement cumming on your screen to a Chinese cartoon character
"Mommy!!!!!!"
*squirts warm liquid feces composed of frozen pizza and chicken nuggets into adult diaper*
>>700218130
You keep fighting those strawmen Anon
the fucking waifufag losers are so easy to bait
>>700217729
If it's a positive, there should be a benefit...?
>>700217768
>>700217898
It's a nice boat and all, but i don't want a boat.
>>700218235
>implying you're not the one getting baited
The shit posters do understand even when they drive us away we will just come back when the underages are in school?
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