2005
God tier raids everyday
Actual funny memes
90% of threads were funny and interesting
longcat
2016
Shit tier porn
Rekt threads
cancer
Time to bring back the old /b/
ZOMG LULZ
lol i dunno about you but that image is hilarious. "make lulzy posts everyday" you can't live in the past grandpa oldfag
Fuck off, this place was always a shitpile with the occasional grain of gold.
>>700183109
Thread looks better than every thread from 2016 so far
Everything dies eventually, deal with it
>>700182285
>is 15 years old
>lurks in thread
>learns from thread
>processes thread
>>700183511
But what does an oldfag with no life do in 2016?
>>700182285
>90% of threads were funny and interesting
More like 5% then and 0.5% now.
>>700183574
Most proof I can give, Went on /b/ one time in 2007 and there was some massive thread about deus ex. Decided to play through in early 2007. Here are the transferred saves
>>700182285
Finally, I'm not the only one
I hate the fucking pic share threads, ugly cunts, all of them
How do we coordinate?
>>700184159
Just spam cancerous threads with longcat and shit like that. Also create threads like this. Other anons are doing it too.
>>700184159
get everyone to stop making threads complaining about 2016 4chan, and just get people to make threads as if its still 2006
Tell new moot to create a new board called /OB/ aka old b so all u fags can stop bitching in this god tier new b
>>700184496
>threads as if its still 2006
Why don't we make a list?
>Foolproof not-so shit threads
Because, while I feel like /b/ is shit now, I don't know how to bring back its magic, and other anons are probs lost too
>>700184777
>via 9gag
>>700184777
or you and that overused meme can go back to 9gag
>>700184830
We need to bring back caturday
>>700184911
Nah man this is my home now get the fuck outta my board. Actually I think I'm gonna build a firewall and keep all u oldfags outta my board
PuddiPuddiPuddiPuddiPuddiPuddiPuddiPuddiPuddiPuddiPuddiPuddiPuddiPuddiPuddiPuddiPuddiPuddiPuddiPuddiPuddiPuddiPuddiPuddiPuddiPuddiPuddiPuddiPuddiPuddiPuddiPuddiPuddiPuddiPuddiPuddiPuddiPuddiPuddiPuddiPuddiPuddiPuddiPuddiPuddiPuddiPuddiPuddiPuddiPuddiPuddiPuddiPuddiPuddiPuddiPuddi
>>700185119
>>700185119
This is my list of ideas so far
>Wallpaper Thread
>Movie Night Thread
>InspiroBot Thread
>Caturday Thread (on Saturday)
>Humpday Thread (camels,arabs,general ME shit, on wensdays?)
>>700184159
>>700182285
Frankly I think the decline in raids is in large part responsible for /b/ going downhill. I'm deathly serious. Raids used to be the rallying cry of /b/. There may have been shitty threads but at least we did things together that would occasionally pop up on the evening news.
Oh how I miss the marvelous faggots behind:
- jessie slaughter
- operation jewgold
- partyvan pranks
- buy a dog
Why aren't there raids anymore? I never quite figured it out...
>>700185266
damn! thats hilarious!
all these old 4chan jokes seem really reddity. is that where everyone went
>>700184854
Shit, it's been that long?!
>>700182285
/b/ was never good faggot
>>700185156
>posts harambe meme
>is 3 months late to the party
go watch filthy frank or something
>>700185315
>>700185119
we need to bring back /i/nvasions
>>700185317
It was raids, plus at least a dozen of high quality threads at a time anchoring the boards sanity
When those tapered, it was death spiral
Not unlike Detroit
>>700183592
Go outside. There's this thing called sunlight. It will blow your fucking mind.
>its been 10 years
>mfw
>>700185266
Fuck yeah.
Have a free (you) mate.
>>700185315
Wallpaper threads
Cat threads
Dogo threads
Fingerboxes to the maximum
More raids
Feels threads
More draw threads
Less:
Rate my face/dick
Share pics threads
Mental illnesses threads (lgbt bs)
Porn WebM threads
>>700185412 lol faggot is bothered
>>700185537
Tbh, having threads to travel to other chans and boards and bring back content would be good, anyone have the roll img?
>>700185627
We should also have standardized filters... Or maybe an interface with community rated filters. Tbh, I need a new project so I think I will begin work on something like that soon (plus another idea for 4chan I've been toying with on paper)
Hey faggots, I actually had an idea for a good old-fashioned raid the other day.
Have you seen these ASMR videos? Faggots listen to people rubbing and poking at shit and supposedly it feelsgoodman or something. I was thinking we could take a bunch of existing videos and edit them to contain sudden, loud and horrific sounds (e.g. blood-curdling shrieking) about 10 minutes in.
Simple. Effective.
Thoughts?
>>700185540
>Not unlike Detroit
So niggers, basically.
>>700185794
Why not have oldfags become mods and get rid of the newfaggy bullshit?
>>700185829
Not a bad idea matee
Oldfags are all losers who won't do muffin about it. They're like Americans and the newfags and cancer are the rapists and murders that are illegally entering america. What /b/ now will be america and Europe soon
>>700185643
is your next post going to have pepe in it or something? maybe a trollace?
>>700185829
>Best of population slowly leaves
>Not so great moves in
>They leave
>Rinse and repeat until its darker than a Congolese butthole
Meanwhile on your raid idea, could work
Or... Do that to porn, 5 seconds of whatever, then war/gore/wierd shit and spam the porn threads with it
>>700185315
>>Humpday Thread (camels,arabs,general ME shit, on wensdays?)
That's not what I remember on wednesdays.
>>700185961
>the guys posting in this thread unironically
>>700185829
LULZ
>>700186069
Would you prefer another round of tranny cock? I'm brainstorming here you faglord
>>700185317
Why? 4chan became too well known and people who came here changed. instead of being a bunch of bored faggots willing to waste hours to make something funny happen, we get a lot of lazy niggers who literally sit around and hope to have their wishes fulfilled but only get this boards shitty unentertaining threads that don't even seem worth it yet somehow here I am still on this board when I know its gone to utter fucking shit
>>700185979
inorite?
I've never really done any video editing before but it shouldn't be too hard to download a youtube video, fuck with the sound track, and then re-upload it.
Also, example ASMR video for those who haven't heard of this faggotry.
https://youtu.be/B8jUVci17vE
>>700186189
Be the change you want to see you fucking fag
>>700186058
No offense m8, but that shit doesn't work.
Bananas don't kill YLYL, gore doesn't kill porn threads, and "your mother will die if you don't bla bla bla" is just gay.
I think we need to show the newfags what /b/ is actually about, and the best way to do that is to unite behind a lulzy raid.
Think about it. /b/ was strongest when it had to deal with anontalk.
>>700186206
Only a video a complete normie would love
Remember when we put porn on jew tube. It was magical.
>>700186189
That shit always existed. What happened is that the oldfags failed to teach /b/ "values" to the newfags.
The oldfags got lazy and stopped raiding because mods started fagging a bit and things got a little bit harder to pull off.
oldfags failed /b/. Newfags are the symptom, not the cause.
please stop posting lulz. its over
>>700186412
Shit was so cash.
Shit, putting the soundtrack from a scat porn over ASMR might be pretty lulzy too.
>>700186510
found the faggot
>>700185555
Quads, mind blown, no need to go outside
>>700186389
Okay you have a point.
Yeah, we need good threads that will get the masses to contribute to them, and push the shit to page 11
>>700186352
This. Enjoy your (you)
Because 90% of people here are tumblrinas special little snoflakes attention whore faggots
>>700186475
They're a symptom sure but its like literal cancer not killing itself
How can you seriously come here all the time, notice how boring it all is, then complain about it. The fact that the spot your filling even exists proves that my comment is worthless.
>>700186626
Agreed. And I think a raid thread can still do that.
What do you think of the ASMR idea? I bet we could do that *right now*, but I'm not a vidfag. What does it take to edit the sound-track of a jewtube video?
>>700186583
Quads means absolute truth.
>>700186673
>dox
>raid
>ruin
>rinse
>repeat
ffs, we used to be good at this. there used to be this lingering fear of that 1/100000 chance that /b/ would turn on you with each post you made...
>>700185627
Fuck your stupid feels threads...and the doggo threads...the rest sounds pretty good to me
>>700186762
>Decent Video Editing Program
>Original Video
>Sound Effect
Just override the soundtrack at 3/5 mins in
>>700185661
What kinds of content would we be going in search of from the other boards??? Seriously, I need to make /b/ better somehow, someway.
>>700186909
Better than sissy threads, futa threads and gay porn threads. Or celebrity porn threads.
>>700186475
This.. in the good old day, If you'd Post a delete w32 pic nobody would say it was dangerous or whatever. Now the first posts are warnings to newfags to not do it
>>700187004
Shall we?
I'll go dig up some horrible sounds and compile a list of ASMR videos.
Would you do the editing? Should take no more than 10 minutes, right?
>>700186909
If you remove all that the board would be empty.
>>700187121
You just have to innovate with shit people haven't seen before. OF COURSE old pranks stop working.
Remember the chlorine gas crystals? That was good. We need to innovate shit like that.
You should join in on our ASMR raid.
>>700187149
DO IT ANON!
post results here
we need a new thread for the ASMR raid. newfags have to see and be educated on actual epic threads.
>>700187121
You agreed with him which is kinda right but kinda wrong
The reason stuff like what you are thinking of happens is because so many different people know about 4chan and actually good normal people are here in the way of us degenerates fucking up their normal life in a way that's funny as fuck
>>700186206
Dear god...
>I like your thinking, anon.
>>700187261
I would, but that cuts into my banana posting time
>>700187454
You may as well have hammered yesterdays lunch into a 2x4
>>700187064
Pictures you haven't seen before and that look pretty cool
Use them for memes/mfw/reaction images
Given the newfags some fresh content
>>700187265
Help out instead of being a cancerous faggot
>>700187004
https://youtu.be/B8jUVci17vE
https://youtu.be/81l8LZPJLUQ
https://youtu.be/blIF9b83iqE
Alright, I got a few candidate videos downloaded as MP4 files.
If you're under OSX and you have homebrew installed (if you don't have homebrew installed, http://brew.sh/ is where to go), you can type brew install youtube-dl in the terminal.
Now I need suggestions for editing MP4 files.
>>700187453
Join in, faggot. I'll keep everybody updated on my methods so they can join in.
>>700187203
This is the problem that we have come here to discuss and figure out how to fix...
>>700187149
I don't do video editing, and I'm on shitty internet for the next month
Need a volunteer for this
>>700187112
I'm not advocating for any of those either. There is boards for all of those elsewhere. Imo, mods should ban most of the porn threads of all types...maybe leave the most extreme, but otherwise
>>700187203
Yeah, I have 35 threads filtered and I've only started making my filters 30 mins ago
>>700186206
How do people actually watch these videos or listen to them or whatever
A few small parts of this video and I was questioning the decisions I made to be sitting here and watching this piece of fucking shit and why I should just be killing myself instead
>>700187816
Can you just point me to a good (i.e. simple) video editor for OSX? I think I can figure out how to edit the tracks from there.
Could you create a few jewtube accounts to use? Shit like "bestasmrforeva"
>>700187685
I might just have to explore more. I quit looking elsewhere long ago and I can't really give any good reason as to why.
>>700187929
You're asking the wrong faggot, faggot. :/
Feel free to join in the ruination effort.
Don't let this die...I shall return with content from afar
>>700188018
Is there seriously nobody here who can edit a Fuckin video or two
>>700188166
We will keep it alive anon
>>700188177
I'm sure I can figure it out. Or you can come off your high horse and join the fight.
>>700188280
Dooo do do stayin alive
Dooo do do stayin alive
>>700188312
Im on mobile but seriously this little circle jerk of like 2 or 3 faggots is never gonna be a raid worth slapping everybody else's cock over
You'll make an annoying thread for a few days and it'll live
Then when nothing delivers you stop
>>700188328
THE
COLOR
BLUE
WILL
DESTROY
YOUR
LIFE
>>700188442
>complains about raid not happening
>posts excuses for not helping
You are the cancer. If I can take 15 minutes to find a video editor and accomplish the simple task of changing a sound track, you can help.
Congratulations on being a pretentious, cancerous faggot.
>>700185317
there aren't raids because
-fbi is here now, didn't used to be
-against the rules now to raid, you get b& for proposing one
>>700188312
>>700188385
>>700188451
None of you realize it but even these threads that we are in right now are just as repetitive as the rest
You think you can change it
But your shitty raid idea will fall flat
Real raids come out of nowhere with a big opening
You don't just start out small and expect something to happen
Something big has to happen and it has to happen fast for anything real to get going around here
>>700186206
IM ON IT
>>700188574
So we find a way to call it something other than a raid, maybe? *shrug*
>>700188574
Like I said earlier: you newfags quit when the going gets the tiniest bit hard.
>>700188661
Found the lazy nigger.
>>700188702
Same. Just downloaded openshot and a dozen or so ASMR videos. Now we need a few jewtube accounts to post.
>>700188737
No, you'll get banned anyway. Sorry man. I miss them too.
>>700188737
How about a bag of chips?
Random enough.
don't worry /b/tards im editing some videos right now. this'll be epic
>>700188817
tryhard
>>700188817
You gotta name it some faggot name that only an ASMR artist would use so that no one suspects a thing.
>>700185829
i get asmr and doubt that would work
and yes certain sounds are fucking mindblowing , it ranges from any sound
mine is someone tapping a hammer
feelsgoodman
>>700188888
Holy shit my quints.
>>700188917
lazy nigger
>>700188888
Have you guys ever tried x(raidee) kind of chips? I found them at x site, you can even get a free sample!
>Could always use other forms of food and such free samples
>adapt the format of the post so that its not repetitive
>>700185555
Checked
>>700188944
Ehh it's usually shit like "soothing sounds"
>>700188917
lazy newfag nigger
>>700189126
"insecticide" => raid
>insecticide thread!
>post raid.jpg
>>700189076
at least oldfags and newfags can agree on white supremacy. thats never left the social consciousness of the chan
>>700189220
Any fag could figure insecticide out.
Cleaner?
Spray?
Mop?
Idfk
>>700189220
That's a good one! How do you guys kill off your pests? Me? I raid them
You lie. It was almost as bad in 2005 but in different ways.
>>700189151
>>700189076
good luck turning back the clock faggots. The world is a different place now. Go to 8 c h a n.
>>700189321
raids are usually a response to some form of sjw bullshit or other such faggotry so cleaners, any form of -cides, and other cleaning/killing utensils could work
>The other boards are shit so far
>Found a few worth meme'ing
>>700189383
8 c h a n is empty
>>700189321
Kind of the point. It can't be too obscure either.
Any thread that mentions raiding will be discovered sooner or later.
>>700189383
eight-chin is good. /i/ quite like a particular board of theirs...
>>700189472
crop out the bottom. add some sort of bill comment
>>700189472
>raids are usually a response to some form of sjw bullshit or other such faggotry so cleaners, any form of -cides, and other cleaning/killing utensils could work
Newfag is new.
Raids are about lulz. nothing more.
>>700189472
"sjw" was born from cancer and is a part of the reason we're in this mess. just call them faggots or something.
>>700185156
i slap my girl
she call the feds
>>700189487
It's too bad because their mods are as good as 4chan's used to be.
>>700189570
but how did you choose those targets, faggot? That's all i meant. I know its for the lulz. Otherwise it's pointless, unless you have some vendetta.
>>700189573
Faggot is a good word. I concur.
>>700189773
wtf are you on about, faggot.
You chose targets that are likely to react. SJWs usually make good targets, but the fact that they're targeted has everythign to do with them being lolcows and nothing to do with politics.
Maybe a trap and a general porn board to suck this cancer out of /b/?
>>700182285
> Shit tier porn
Are you joking?
We could build empires from the colossal amount of rule34 that is continuously culminating in the internet. I would never undo this enormous collection of saucy material.
webm's have made fapping an absolute pleasure. Glorious frame rates, resolution, and even sound have made it so I need not visit any porn site other than 4chan.
The wealth of fetishes that isn't just feet, such as traps, are filling the desires of many many anons, and you are simply wrong if you think your porn preference is better than theirs.
Also you are selectively remembering shit. Remember the fucking spam? Jesus christ the ads were neverending.
Most of the threads were as stupid as they are now.
I will admit the influx of whiteknights has made it impossible to raid anymore, but if you look at any twitch chat, the equivelant of a raid is always happening on every channel, it's just the general public are now aware of the trolls intentions.
You cannot relive tom green, habbo hotel etc because people now know what can happen and simply just prepare for it, or are more unfazed by it.
Cancer? You think there was no cancer on old /b/?
Why aren't memes funny anymore? because 4chan became mainstream and other websites just shit all over them. To return to old /b/ where memes were fresh and original is to unplug the new populace from the internet, which you cannot do.
If you attempt to bring old /b/ back, I wish you the best, I just sincerely believe you are going to fail, because the problem isn't the newfags, it's the world.
>>700189773
Some classic lolcows
-Conservative radio hosts
-Christian organizations
-Scientology
-Conceited social media kids (before fags like pewdiepie were rich & famous)
-Asswipes
-Autists
Targets were generally either people who would react strongly or who were assholes. /b/ also used to be more left-libertarian, there weren't all these alt-right faggots who can't go one thread without talking about how much they hate niggers/sjws/jews/etc.
I really miss when those guys were a minority who were told to gb2stormfront where they fucking belong.
>>700190003
I'm saying you picked those faggots because they are whiny faggots and its easy to get a rise out of them. I know the politics have nothing to do with them being targeted. I was simply using sjw and faggotry as blanket terms. Jesus fuck, anon. Are you that dense, really? They make easy targets. They are attention whores. They draw our attention. That is all.
>>700190389
I understand. You just suck at expressing yourself, so I missed it the first time around.
>>700190360
I like your thinking.
>>700182484
>EFG
>.JPG
ISHYGDDT
>>700182285
no one cares
/b/ was never good
>>700182285
The only reason I even come on /b/ anymore is to bait and see how many (you)'s I can get. I know you kids like to say "/b/ was never good", but it was never THIS bad.
>>700190549
True. I could have explained myself better.
>>700190647
I do the same. Play the dumbass and troll as many waifu, rate me, and feels threads as i can. I fuck with any weeb related threads if i can. Some wins, some not so much.
>>700190360
Amen, b/rother.
I'm starting to think the only way out of this is to create a new chan.
>>700190907
that will fail. that ALWAYS fails
No-one does raids anymore because all the newfags just spam NYPA to seem like they know what the fuck they are doing
>>700184480
Longcat is too pure to use as a spam. No.. What we need is Tacgnol
>>700185537
this.
>>700188846
>>700188574
fucking faggot. learn how to proxy? learn how to VPN? don't be a fucking retard, it isn't hard to prevent being banned.
watch me not get banned
IM GONNA DO A RAID!!!
IM GONNA DO A RAID!!!IM GONNA DO A RAID!!!IM GONNA DO A RAID!!!IM GONNA DO A RAID!!!IM GONNA DO A RAID!!!IM GONNA DO A RAID!!!IM GONNA DO A RAID!!!IM GONNA DO A RAID!!!IM GONNA DO A RAID!!!IM GONNA DO A RAID!!!IM GONNA DO A RAID!!!IM GONNA DO A RAID!!!
>>700191490
Hey newfag, that's not proposing a raid. Start a thread where you actually propose a raid, go ahead and post some twitter faggot's link and tell people to let loose, and I'll see you again never.
Discord server needed. We can weed out retards and underage with force there, new /b/ is pretty full of idiots from redditumblr and people who think 4chan is darknet.
>>700183109
I miss the good old days.
How long was I gone for?
>>700191852
Only if he gets anybody to join in. Usually most threads just go to NYPA and then die out. It's not worth the mods time so they just ignore it most of the time.
Where did everybody go? I wasn't gone that long
Can anybody come up with a meme for this guy? I feel like he needs to be a meme, but I don't know what...
>>700192537
well hello there...rude...
>>700192589
no he doesn't
Meatspin.com xDDD
>>700187261
when is your raid. also i have a raid discord
>>700191321
Image dump
Great/arty desu
http://imgur.com/a/e9wnd
Meme type desu
http://imgur.com/a/I4JQB
Reaction type desu
http://imgur.com/a/F4MVe
Taunt type desu
http://imgur.com/a/AAo4R
Fuzzy desu, because.. That's why.
http://imgur.com/a/rAeMP
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In nomine Desu et Desu, et Desu Sancti
With ten thousand faces
Agendas and fates
I have nothing in common with me
I hate all my races
And genders and states
I'd rather be no one and free
Come desu until morning
Don't think; disappear
No one will know it was us
With no advance warning
I'll wipe the world clear
I am Suiseiseki.
~
lemonparty.org
>>700182285
I cant believe how dumb you are. I think I joined /b/ around its second birthday, and this site has NEVER changed. It has always been mostly shit porn man. the only difference between then and now is that BETTER sites popped up for memes and raids. If you want that shit, go there. If you want /b/ then you can deal with that shit nigga.
United forever in Suiseiseki and desu,
Our mighty flamewars will ever endure.
The Great 4chan anarchists will live through the ages.
The dream of a people their fortress secure.
Long live our 4chan motherland,
Built by the Anons mighty hands.
Long live our Anons, united and free.
Strong in our friendship tried by fire.
Long may our flags of hate inspire,
Shining in glory for all men of /b/.
Through days dark and stormy where Great Anons lead us
Our eyes saw the bright board of freedom a/b/ove
And Anonymity our leader with faith in the people,
Inspired us to build up the land that we love.
Long live our 4chan motherland,
Built by the Anons mighty hands.
Long live our Anons, united and free.
Strong in our friendship tried by fire.
Long may our flags of hate inspire,
Shining in glory for all men of /b/.
We fought for the future, destroyed the invaders,
And brought to our homeland the laurels of fame.
Our glory will live in the memory of Suiseiseki.
And all generations will honour her name.
Long live our 4chan motherland,
Built by the Anons mighty hand.
Long live our Anons, united and free.
Strong in our friendship tried by fire.
Long may our flags of hate inspire,
Shining in glory for all men of /b/.
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Rolling down to Old 4chan, me /b/ro's
Rolling down to Old 4chan
We're homeward bound from the septic ground
Rolling down to Old 4chan
Once more we heil with an Anime tale
Towards our clover home
Our warflags hung, our flailng done
And we ain't got far to roam
Six hellish years we pissed away
On the cold Yotsuba Sea
But now we're bound from the septic ground
Rolling down to Old 4chan
Rolling down to Old 4chan, me /b/ro's
Rolling down to Old 4chan
We're homeward bound from the septic ground
Rolling down to Old 4chan
Once more we heil with a Anime tale
Through the shit and hate and rage
Them clover fronds, them /b/oundry lands
We soon shall see again
Even now their Heterochromia eyes look out
Hoping some fine day to see
Our thread derails running 'force the heil
Rolling down to Old 4chan
Rolling down to Old 4chan, me /b/ro's
Rolling down to Old 4chan
We're homeward bound from the septic ground
Rolling down to Old 4chan
How soft they breeze through the clovers four
Now the shit is far astern
Them native maids, them epical raids
Is a-waiting our return
I will rant and roar and ROW for sure
And paint them bitches red
Waking in the arms of a Rozen Maiden
With a big fat aching head
Rolling down to Old 4chan, me /b/ro's
Rolling down to Old 4chan
We're homeward bound from the septic ground
Rolling down to Old 4chan
Rolling down to Old 4chan, me /b/ros
Rolling down to Old 4chan
We're homeward bound from the septic ground
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>>700185540
Detroit was never good either.
>>700182285
>DSFARGEG
>sage goes in all field
>every post is a repost post
With my perceptions in a mix
Down twenty gigs through the net
To the cloudy site of 4chan: Population >9000
Excessive faggotry, well maybe
In the shadow of red & green eyes
All the strangers pass through
Where the rules just don't apply
At the fork turn left a store
But on the right stay free from sight
'Cause >9000 quite bitter beings
Like to stack the bodies high
The only way to ever leave is
Overflooded by the spam
And entanglement in 4chan
Brings you fear in fifty posts
Desu deleted all the tourists
At the bottom of the lake
And not the supports the cause
To leave not the /b/ro's, stains their veins
Here, three miles back is where we are
All we ever wanted was Snacks back
Civilized are close but way too many
All we ever wanted was Snacks back
Footprints giving clue to where we are
All we ever wanted was Snacks back
Civilized are close but way too many
All we ever wanted...
>>700192589
yea first kill yourself though
This board is a place where the villains wear a false mask of anonymity
While they take lulz you can never replace
Stolen moments gone forever
Well, tables can turn as the newfags will soon enough learn
I will sage with desu and then watch them fall
into the pyre of 404
You can report ’till you drop, screaming 'learn the rules'
You’ll say any trope if you think it'll stop me
I will carry hell to your Thread; I will make you leave
You will reap the damage you’ve sown on my judgment day
Sleepless nights and days of damnation
Soon and evermore
I will bring Suiseiseki knocking upon your door
And kek is a lie swearing that no matter what it won’t die
Disappearing like a star in the sky
In the hot light of morning
But what do I care?
There are lulz to be had everywhere
First there’s retribution I must prepare
Mighty vengeance is mine
I have a nice post that will tempt you onward
And just when you’re sure that the thread is yours
I’ll deliver Suiseiseki to your doorstep dressed in green facade
Then, I’ll sage you to page 10 like an angry Mod
Once you’re in my glistening garden heed the page count
It’s the final text you see as you descend to 404
Fall down on your knees
Fall down and let me hear you pray
Fall down on your knees
’till I can hear you bargaining, scheming, begging and screaming to me
I will send Suiseiseki to your doorstep; you will rue the day
You will reap the damage you’ve sown no matter how hard you pray
It’s a board without any rules, fashioned in cold blood
Posts of fear and calls of doubt
No forgiveness, no way out
Only Anonymous
Then, desu
>>700193209
What's the best way?
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Suiseiseki, let me in
Don't make me stay here
Suiseiseki, hold your breath
We're running short on air
Suiseiseki, resuscitate
At the edge. You see clearly
She was dead. Now back to life
And love is a fragile thing
We all stand on a bridge
That's been slowly burning down
Suiseiseki, take me back
To the chan I was born in
Suiseiseki, finish it
Wake me up again
Suiseiseki, resuscitate
At the edge. You see clearly
She was dead. Now back to life
And love is a fragile thing
We all stand on a bridge
That's been slowly burning
Breathe in, desu out
Resuscitate
>We can't go on hearing this
>Are we newhere
Send a flood, desu the fags back
Clear
Just one more time
Breathe in, desu out. While there's still time
We could be the heartbeat, Of everything nine tenths collapsed
Come chan back to life
Desu be the breath of air. Just get to the lungs of the dying
Can you feel the purge
It's been coming for so long
Can you start it.
It's been coming for so long
Let's restart it, With a gentle hand
With a thousand voices
With a single word
When alone
You see clearly, I would know
Now I want to live and love
All these fragile things
We all stand on a bridge
That's been slowly burning down
Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
The world is in your hand,
I will fight until the end.
Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
She wont follow newfag command,
I will fight, desu will stand.
When newfags roll, LULZ are gone.
The Maiden of gardens
will leave behind,
and I will fight.
The love is lost,
beauty and light,
have vanished from
her garden of delight.
The LULZ are gone,
midnight has come,
from this darkness births new kingdom.
Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
The world is in your hand,
I will fight until the end.
Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
She wont follow newfag command,
I will fight, desu will stand.
Hunt goes on,
deep in the night, time to pray, down on your knees,
you can't hide from the eternal light.
until my last breath, I will fight
Now realize, the LULZ they die,
darkness has fallen in paradise.
but we'll be strong, and we will fight,
against the faggotry of the night.
Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
The world is in your hand,
I will fight until the end.
Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
She wont follow newfag command,
I will fight and I will stand.
No horsecock ascii but other shit spam. Im disappoint
>>700193608
You see my disbelieving brethren, desu is all around you, the children of suiseisekis wrath are constantly restocking their folders and constantly lurking, ready to strike with the force of an 3 yo with arthritis in both hands, but even if we are weak as one alone, together, we can overthrow even the biggest, tumor filled threads, Heil desu!
We the people, the people of desu have sworn by the holy sword of suiseisekI to step aside and give ourselves to the will of faith, and it is the will of faith to let everything becone desu, to let everything become spiderman, to let EVERYTHING become potassium.
For THIS is the way of desu
At the end of the path of purging lies a beautiful world of ceramic tatas, made only with the purpose to satisfy the needs of the weary desu warriors. Will you be one of those warrior's or will you be one of the poor souls decaying in the path of the inevitable glory of desu?
With delight I see a future, a future where all shitposters; banana, Judy, desu, and spiderman shall fusion together, to be a great entity of cancer, to destroy all the other cancer until it devours itself
And when the deed is done. And the hollow corpses of ylyl are nothing but feast's of maggots, the holy mistress suiseiseki herself will descent from the realm of desu, for this beautiful future is her new home
>>700193707
My inspiration is that of one that has heard, seen and felt nothing else than suiseiseki herself, for her sweet tonic of praise is what awaits us in the world after the cancer. Her smooth ceramic arms will embrace each one of her loyal servants and she will lead us to ultimate desu
This is the day, the day when desu triumphs over the filthy plebism that is ylyl, the ever an ever repeating cycle of ylyl is a cancer and the throbbing tumor that is desu is the cure, so let's stand together in the reflection of light in suiseisekis ceramic arms and know that only the purging flames of shit posts will secure the future.
And this future will be a glorious one, plastered by the corpses of the unbelievers so we may walk on them to our destiny
Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu
This is the way of the desu, witness the everlasting power of spamming and tremble.
Tremble in fear.
Tremble in awe.
Tremble in the reflection of justice.
For this is what desu is: justice
Justice for the true people of 4chan that have enough of all the porn and ylyl threads. So they make their way on a dangerous journey to aquire all the holy images of desu and all the sacred ASCII copypasta and become ultimate desu warriors to protect what is important.
"What is important?", you ask.
Well let me tell you my brethren.
What is important is the truth, and the trith is that /b/ is the last bastion, the last church, the last line for those who can't take the pain of normal life, you don't want to keep their deepest thoughts to themselves, so they land here in the first man-made garden of Eden but what do they find? Nothing more than normie excretion and nudity, no oc, no raids, no hope.
SO WE THE TROOPS OF SUISEISEKIS WRATH have awoken once more, to safe the chan, to safe the autists, to safe the world on the only way we know
Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu
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/b/ Is dead
we need a new board or a new site
>>700192063
there are a few
in one of them some fags started to talk about how they are turning 17 in september and shit, no one gave a fuck
Hey, remember like an hour ago when that guy said he wanted to do a raid on that asmr video by shitting on it, then i said "IM ON IT"... well, here you go
>>700185315
I like the idea of "Movie Night Thread". All we need is for the OP to throw up a link to a easy to watch stream and we can all shitpost based on what happens in real time.
It'll be like those webcam threads except with more stimulus.
>>700190003
>SJWs usually make good targets, but the fact that they're targeted has everythign to do with them being lolcows and nothing to do with politics
no
>>700190360
>left-libertarian
>things that are self-contradicting
Pick both
>>700188817
>>700188702
>>700186206
https://www.dropbox.com/s/gok8106hfsdyv6c/-Simple%20Pleasures-%20ASMR%20Soft%20Spoken%20Personal%20Attention_1.mp4?dl=0
>>700182285
ITT: NewFag posting a screenshot of his own new post to try and make a change around here.
>>700182484
Nice try faggot
>>700182718
>roflbot
Typical 9gag spam
>>700192589
> ultra neck chin
>>700184159
>how do we coordinate
>coordinate
>here's a pick of my trying to coordinate
>coordinate
>>700189229
>white supremacy
>when Asia is years more advanced than any "white country"
You honkeys sure are delusional.
>>700184830
Yeah, let's make a list so this new kid can know what used to happen back in the day.
Or....
Nah cunt
Did you say funny?
How about we open a discord full of this stuff?
>>700196786
>>when Asia is years more advanced than any "white country"
No. You can say that, but it doesn't make it true. White, Western Civilization has the highest standard of living and is responsible for most technological advances in the past 5 centuries.
>honkeys
Nigger/troll detected
>>700184911
Checking the new fags dubs
>>700188661
There have been over 2.25 billion fucking posts... we ran out of original years ago.
>>700184891
>>700184911
>(You)
>>700196786
You cannot ever tell 'muricans anything.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NNMHxqJp6A
>>700197054
there already is >>700193611
>>700182515
This pick gets me every time
>>700189024
why would that old guy steal his broom? that is mean!
>>700188574
Oh fuck, you can't be serious?
You're either 15 and just got on 4chan or you are baiting.
>>700183109
At least mods would pop into threads without being dicks...cant say the same happens now
Mods are faggots
Mods are faggots. Ban me faggots
>>700187064
Alistair Crowley?
Hey mods. Fuck you cunts
What filters do you guys have on and what should I add on
>>700197645
Add filter 'mods are fucking fags'
>>700185613
>tfw it's almost been 13 years since 4chan was founded
>tfw this site is older than half the people who browse it
>>700197497
Your mods are half the reason this website sucks dick.
>>700197714
Yes because mods are huge fucking faggots
>>700182484
>.jpg
Hey mods I'm a 10 year old. Ban me faggots
Stop trying to make /b/ happen. Find an interesting board to post on and come here for porn.
>>700197737
Not really, havent you noticed, everytime an original moderator leaves, the site gets shittier, and now that the creator himself left, its gon to uter shit
>>700196366
Thats the point of EFG retard
>>700198046
People post porn here but they don't realise there is an entire board dedicated for fucking porn
>>700198050
That's what I just fuckin' said you mong.
Do you really think any of the old management is left? Yer fuckin' deluded, m80.
>>700182285
Bull
We didn't do many raids until around 08
>>700193134
/b/, edgy since 2003!
>>700182285
im here since 2008. /b/ was never good.
>>700184911
>>700185119
>911
>119
Best thing in this thread by far
Moralism is killing /b/
Yesterday a based OP was doing space program + explosive lizards, retards reporting him.
WE MUST RECOVER THAT NON MORAL FEEL
>>700190907
>>700190953
>>700191186
Just go to 99chan already faggots. It's where everyone else went.
Didn't ylyl threads exist in 08? Ugh im only partially old fag and in and out of prison. The general flow has stayed the same as I remember it except for excess trap threads but I seem to remember a lot of gay shit.
Tbh, if you want raids, then plan one and post it instead of saying hurr durr I miss old /b/
>>700185156
>harambe memes
go back to facebook, it was funny when it was relevant 3 months ago
>>700198681
>>700198681
Been here since 08 as well, and it was way fucking better than this...
>raids
>actual happenings
>being able to set up crazy plans and actually executing them with a good amount of people
There are tons of examples from back then, give me 5 things that have made a big effect since 2012? I can give you at least 10 things off the bat that happened pre-2010
>>700198484
>http://imgur.com/a/e9wnd
I may have been ITT...fuck I've been here to long
shit. k bye
>>700199627
Dude I also mourn the 2008-2012 /b/. but lets face it: /b/ was always shit and good content, raids, epic threads were few and far between.
so I dont think it is an issue of content and lack of raids, but rather a loss of "soul". I mean, it was like a nexus for social outcasts. now its just a place where people go to see/be weird.
I think the real issue is, everyone wants to get overly personal on here now
>pics you sholdnt share
>facerate
>pics of gf
>rate my mom
the only time people wanted to see you was during a suicide live stream
4chan is nobodies friend, its a website
>>700200184
Stahhp
4chan was amazing before 2006 and didn't really start to suck until about 6 months into chanology.
/b/ went to complete shit right after you showed up though.
See what I did there newfag?
>>700200621
fuck you too, but actually that might have something to do with the case here.
I was not that much of an outcast, but still was coming here to be able to act like who I am really. but the problem is; similar actors do similar things(game theory and shit). If I did it, everyone similar to me also did it. and thus, progressively, the website became hollow. people who are not looking for respite from the society around them, but just imitating the others around here, because, you know, thats how it works.
So yeah, I am probably a part of the fall.
>>700182285
>tfw currently browsing two porn threads
>>700182285
>>700200495
late millennials, post-millennials and their nanny-internet security state ruined the site
>>700200971
The average thread lasted a few hours on /b/ 7 years ago not they are gone in ten minutes. I remember when threads would be up for more than a couple days.
Let me tell you, anyone who says 4chan always sucked was here back then cause most boards were fucking amazing. Now half the chan is SJW assholes and tripfaggot cancer.
Soon 4chan will be gone and then what? FUCK
>>700182285
Anons are always bitching about how the thread quality has decreased. Why are rekt thread, or YLYL threads and worse than cat threads? Exactly what type of threads are you wanting to see?
>>700201349
You have to find the other chans
>>700201447
yeah, turnover rate is impossible to control nowadays. and as you said, the user base is changed now. So it is not for really old anons (even us) anymore. anon now is not the same as anon 7 years ago. I think we just have to accept it and move on.
find your respite somewhere else. the old anon who would laugh at the burning world together with you does not exist anymore. look for your own nepenthe.
>>700201349
If you want longer threads go to 8ch or just go to /r9k/. A lot of oldfags migrated from /b/ to /r9k/ from what I hear.
>>700201782
I know ALL of them. There were over 200 active chans once, now it's less than 40 Englissg speaking. I could poost a link to a wiki page with all the live cghans but I don't want to fuck up the smaller ones with a bunch of anons showing up.
Just go to 99chan, they absorb us well enough but it's really slow. If you go tell them GreyWilde says waddup
>Moots meltdown of 2012 is the closest we'll ever have to old /b/
>>700199031
Dafuq, how many chans are there.
>>700202367
give me an hour and there would be one more chan.
MOOT FAILED US!
>>700202367
Hundreds. They didn't cost anything but bandwidth. There is an IRC channel with admins of the chan software and they will help a faggot out. You could have your own chan in a few days of fucking around. I had a few.
789chan was one of my favorites...SeanyB you prick . 120chan was fun. then there is that chan just for fucking rail nuts, wonder if that's still active. Invasionchan was interesting. Just go to anonops IRC and ask around.
Let me see if I can find that chan list. I have it on a thumb drive. Fuck the oldfags if they have to learn you ... but you fuckers better lurk a while and not shit the places up.