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hey
I wanna be inside a shark grills belly
>>700175269
I've been trying, my problem is a few medical issues that make gaining weight really hard but i'm in line to talk to a clinic here about medical marijuana to treat a number of them so I should be in a good place next month. I have strong bones at least I can really take a beating but I'm just all bone lol
Tfw wanna go to mwff but got no friends or relatives that i want to hate me forever.
>>700175797
Good. Get stronk too. Become a sexy viking beast.
>>700175797
Just as a bystander, eat zink because that will boost your testosterone. Eat green, that will do the same. Avoid soy at all costs because that will boost your estrogen which is total nope for males.
Hit the gym and eat healthy, you're bound to see some results in one year.
Motivating your manliness with curvy fictional character.
>>700176127
genetically I am mostly Norwegian, I look good in a beard and long hair as is so yeah, I could do that.
>>700176247
Show me your hair now.
>>700176185
my testosterone is rather high that's not the problem, my problem is my appetite and GI problems that make functioning hard.
>>700176127
I would try to be a sexy beast, but I only get a few days off every 2-3 weeks.
>>700176126
where?
>>700176392
>not being a sexy beast 24/7/365
>>700176364
You don't really need to spend your time at the gym all the time. 3-4 times a week is good. Come up with a fitness program and try it for about 3 months to see how your body reacts. You can do it! Not only your self esteem will rise up but your mood in general.
You got nothing to lose man.
Enough of your Norwegian viking black metal fantasies dash
>>700176422
Midwest FurFest, a convention in Chicago
>>700176787
why would you want to ddo that?
>>700176740
Hey fuck you. Vikings are different than being kvlt. Viking metal is not black metal.
Jesus fucking Christ I'm bored out of my mind.
>>700176861
It looks fun
Everyone knows the only real metal is power metal
>>700177180
That, and copper.
>>700176293
I used to have it really long, it's a bit long now than I want, it also looks better after a shower when it's 400% volume.
>Everyone knows the only real metal is power metal
>>700176713
if my agoraphobia and malurishment allowed that I would.
>>700177269
Not bad, mang. Not bad at all. I dig it.
>>700177354
that picture is 10/10
>>700177427
I like that one, but have never really had a chance to use it.
>>700177269
That is one hell of a goldfish
>>700177496
kind of like how I like this picture but I have never been able to use it since making it some times last year.
Also, viking metal is best metal.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YeJEcUdP_HE
>>700177180
>>700177317
Thrash, melodeath, NWOBHM, speed, and of course classical heavy metal say hi.
>>700177689
FUCKING THUMBNAIL SWAP
Tits are pretty metal tho.
>>700177645
Kek, that's pretty good.
>>700177769
Thrash is god tier, it's what got me into metal, melodeath is cool, never really listened to the latter three much.
>>700177590
hes my bro
I got him 8 years ago as a tiny feeder fish the size of a white eraser, he outlived everything and has just been a bro ever since.
IIT
everyone has shit taste in music
>>700177998
I like paleolithic trunk beats.
for snake guy
-love blackcat
>>700177998
Better than yours, fucking homo.
>>700177974
Yeah man, people think goldfish only live for like a year but if you take care of them they live for a long time.
>>700177337
It's nothing you can't overcome. Nothing can stop you if you truly wanted to. Man the fuck up.
What I've learned so far, is that you'll regret things you didn't do, much more than the things you did.
>>700178143
oh I know i'll over come it, but I have physical problems I can't simply overcome by wishing hard.
>>700178133
the oldest known one was 20 something years old.
>>700177590
Howdy love. Long time no see again. How're you doing?
>>700177924
Motörhead, Black Sabbath, and Iron Maiden should be decent starting points if you want to fill in those holes.
>>700178277
It still a start. You'll figue it out, that's how I got to the point where I am now. When I look at my old photos and look back at those times, it makes me cringe to realize what a weak cunt I used to be.
>>700178336
SlowFag is a good artist. I like Seff, but Jensca is still better.
>tfw no 7'6 Aryan goddess gf
>>700178470
I've listened to some Sabbath and Maiden, but not much Motorhead. They're all a'ight, but I'm definitely more into extreme metal.
>>700178540
Are you SICK KUNT!? Show me some pics.
>>700178371
Heyaa cutie! Yeah i havent been home much, went up to my girlfriend. Who now knows im a furfag anyways so that was interresting.
Im doing pretty well thou, yourself?
>>700178540
i'm way better than I was 5 years ago but still, it's a long ass road, on the flip side my medical problems make it impossible for me to be vegan without dying so those assholes can't harass me.
Sup nerds
>>700177998
That's like, your opinion, man.
https://youtu.be/UV84qWEqGqE
>>700178699
Meh, got a few days off work to relax, and heal up cause I had stitches a few weeks ago. I'm guessing she is still your girlfriend so that means she doesn't mind too much. How'd she react at first when you explained what you were into?
>>700178875
Not much. Just bored out of my fucking mind, screwing around on bass.
You?
>>700178897
Ayy, waddup Mous?
Also, Dokken is cool as fuck.
>>700178727
Ill post a few I guess.
>>700178995
Decided to drop in again!
Learning any new songs or just freely poking at the strings?
>>700179054
Post some 2 tone furries anyone?
>>700178875
bored so i drew a snake for snake mod but he left before i finished
>>700178690
You'll just have to take my word for. I was the fatso of the class, no social skills, when football teams were assembles on the gym class, I was always the last to be picked. Not only that but I was a big manchild all the way up to the age 17 or someting like that.
>>700178799
There's a name for your condition?
>>700179097
Little of both. Was playing Tool earlier, playing Primus now. Well sorta playing Primus. Wish I had a 6 string fretless like Les Claypool.
>>700179190
>>700179195
Post snake
>>700179236
Anything you know by heart?
>>700178995
Headed home soon. Got an outro image for mobile because why not.
>>700179284
Anyone?
>>700179301
its here
>>700178094
i cant draw with a mouse for shit
>>700179301
Nope. Just started playing really. I always played guitar, but sucked at it. Got my grandpa's bass and decided to play. But it turns out that I'm wayyyy better at bass than guitar, which I'm not too surprised about. I've always wanted to play bass anyway, but I wish it was a lefty bass as I'm left handed. Also gotta get the pickups working, my grandpa could never finish working on them before he died.
Well shit. I'm already on the way out. Ride came quick today. I'll throw some images up when I get back home.
>>700179201
one of them is celiac disease, and not "oh i'm heating healthy gluten is bad" I'm in the camp of if I eat a slice of bread I shit blood. so I can't eat anything with wheat or soy without my immune system killing my intestines, as a result of that I still suffer malabsorption due to damage from eating wheat as a kid, I chronically have no appetite most of the time and feel ill a lot of that as well.
I also have an inner ear problem and possible thyroid problems.
and an anxiety panic disorder.
and i'm 5 pounds away from being in the hospital due to being underweight.
>>700179439
>scar dub wolf always fails
Kek
>>700179439
Definitely better than a lot I've seen, good work!
>>700179542
Do you enjoy playing bass, or is it something to do?
Could be a newfound passion.
>>700179549
See you later, space cowboy!
>>700179700
It's pretty fun. I'm actually kinda good at it, so that's something. For once, I'm *not* horribly depressed because of it.
On a side note, my fingers hurt.
>>700179700
thanks! ill just keep working at it, i recently bought a cheap drawing pad that i want to learn to use once i get beck home.
>>700179823
Kind of expected, with such an instrument.
>>700179851
Paint tool SAI is a recommendation.
>>700179943
thats what i used
>>700179943
Yep. I played for like 3 hours straight two nights ago. Learned fast, could play Schism by Tool just about flawlessly. But it made my fingers hurt like a bitch after I set it down and realized how long I had been playing.
>>700179998
>Offbyonekenobi
Did you enjoy using it, or was it kind of clonky?
>>700180113
Sounds like a sign of devotion, maybe bass is your calling in life.
>>700180223
Maybe. But I'll probably just get bored of it in a week or so, like I do with everything else.
>>700178952
She was like "Oh right, like you mean you like buttpluggs with tails and stuff?"
All i could think of is how she knew about that kind of stuff, turns out shes like watched it sometimes.
>>700179613
That bites. It's not insurmountable though. You just need to find out the right diet and the will to stick to it. Sure, it's easier said than done but I've seen people do it. There was at one time at the gym one of these cases, who was malformed at birth. Still he was lifting bigger than me.
Here is some tasteful nudity to motivate you more.
>>700180240
i bet ur internet sucks
>>700180573
Well now, that could lead to kinky things in your future
>>700180373
Well, that's depressing.
>>700180671
Oh i know, We looked at some furry porn togheter and then sexed so she doesnt mind at all.
>>700180740
You lucky man
>>700180731
Yep. That's my life for ya.
>>700180639
oh yeah i'm much better than I was but still it's hard, i'm currently in line for a local medical marijuana clinic because I know it helps on a number of things, Also i'm in Canada so it's easy to get here.
>>700180856
It might also be worth pointing out that not only can you rent the car for 10 years maximum, only a limited number of people are allowed to rent per year.
>>700180856
I'm sure it'll captivate your attention for some time.
People who just pick up instruments like that don't set them down from mere boredom.
>>700181011
What the fuck dude? That's ridiculous.
>>700177974
Jesus fucking christ it's an orange shark.
>>700181065
That's true. I guess I'll just have to wait and see. Would be better if it was a lefty bass though, and had working pickups. I dunno, maybe I'll take it into a shop to get it fixed, and see if I can't switch the orientation. I know it's more than just re-stringing it.
>>700181104
Ayyy welcome back!
>>700181213
If this sorta thing takes off, you could join a band or something.
>>700181104
hes muh bro
his favorite food is peas, lettuce, the any small molluscs I put in the tank to help clean the glass because hes a fat ass.
>>700180995
I hope that will work out. Actually, I'm pretty confident it will. Maybe someday I'll hear from you again.
>>700181275
Maybe. But it's not like there's anyone around here how plays any music that I listen to. I'm surrounded by rednecks and niggers. The few people who listen to metal are the scene faggots with just as shit taste in music as everyone else.
I'm an elitist cunt.
>>700177974
Das a big ass feesh
>>700181378
i'm in these threads frequently
>>700181429
*who
>>700181275
He should join a rush covered band called "100 meter sprint". Also heyo sylas.
>>700181279
I used to have tree frogs, a texas rat snake who would bang his food against the glass like an asshole, and currently have a cat with feline aids. I can take a picture of him if you want. But he's fucking hideous normally.
>>700181483
What happened to the "I don't spend enough time on 4chan" thing?
>>700181429
So change your location, find a more urban area.
>>700181551
How was your ride home?
>>700181551
I have a larger snail in the tank that he will bully and make its shell tap against the glass because goldfish are naturally assholes but he cant get him
>>700181556
fuck
>>700181257
Ay i got some of her.
>>700181483
Me too. It's one way to kill time and boredom.
>>700181551
Nah. It would probably be some edgy tech death band or something.
But I've had an idea for my own solo project for a couple years. Don't know if I'll ever go through with it.
>>700181617
Can't move yet. Also, fuck the city. And the only city near me is Atlanta, and that would be even worse. I'd rather not get shot by some dindu.
>>700181429
I feel your pain.
>>700181751
Kek, I'm just messing with you. But I still won't ever forget that.
>>700181803
Where would your optimal environment be?
>>700181429
>rednecks and niggers
Solve one or the other.
As for the project, go ahead and slowly start.
>>700181617
Badass. Jay picked me up and we sung winger together till I got home. No homo or something, I dunno.
>>700181751
He smashed them HARD against the glass. Especially if they bit him. He made a gecko start twitching out one day before he decided to eat it.
>>700181923
6 feet under the ground
>>700181923
The mountains. It would be perfect for the little idea I have. But I live in a semi-rural area right now, it's pretty cool. I like living in the forest.
>>700181989
I'll see what I can do.
>>700182016
Also this. And you have no idea how close you are to the idea I have.
>>700181989
Sounds like an interesting ride to say the least.
Any highlights from your day?
>>700182123
Forests are fucking great.
>>700182205
Hell yea. Except for the fact that it's absurdly hot and humid here. I would go outside if it wasn't 95F with 70% humidity. Hence why I want to live in the mountains, and far north. I want to live where it's fucking frigid.
>>700181760
>>700182123
They have shitty internet in the mountains.
0/10
>>700182384
Fair point. But it's pretty shitty here, too.
>>700182377
Fuck humid heat
Feels like you're fucking swimming.
>>700182380
more plex
>>700182507
>>700182205
Not really. I was told I'm missed in the henocide department. I apparently kill chickens really well.
>>700182123
Coolio. Also try to find a town with a college, but is more cleared in the summer. I live in a place like that. It's super great when the town's dead in the summer. Oh, and you'de love woden. They have high speed internet, a population of 300 semi rich whites. AND NO NIGGERS.
>>700182500
It's God awful, man. I would live anywhere but Georgia. The only good thing this shitty state offers is good gun laws.
And Coca-Cola. And I guess sweet tea, but other southern states have that too.
>>700182500
That's the summer in Finland. Also all the blood sucking fuckers add to it. I like the fall and winter. Spring too.
>>700182646
>colafag
pepsi master race
and at least they dont have gulag
>>700182633
Sounds pretty based.
>>700182668
>complaining about living in Finland.
You shut your fucking mouth. I would KILL to live in one of those Scandinavian countries.
>>700182740
No. Pepsi is shit, it tastes like watered down coke.
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>>700182740
Dr. Pepper
>>700182633
Giggled.
>>700182646
Guns are great
Humid heat is not, and thankfully, i live in Washington, where summers are (supposed to be) mild, the hottest this week was 98, however.
>>700182668
Fall is best season.
>>700182803
Coke tastes like pepsi with shit
>>700182820
Mtn Dew is still > than everything else
>>700182910
For whatever reason, I imagined you lived in Europe somewhere. Like, France or something. Not sure why.
>>700182979
Hey fuck you, chink. Coke was first, those Pepsi faggots ripped off Coke.
>>700183057
Soda is disgusting
>>700183057
>implying I'm a chink
>>700183104
I actually agree with you. I very rarely drink anything other than water.
>>700183136
>implying you're not
>>700182979
I only like one flavor. Though because of that I'll respect your choice.
>>700182910
Woden: Whites Only Don't Enter Niggers
>>700182803
They're about 15 minutes from nacogdoches, so everyone in woden just shops for stuff here. Woden is more or less a handfull of small estates, a few normal homes clustered in random spots, a single school, and a post office.
