DESCRIBE A GAME POORLY PART 3
SEE WHO CAN GUESS IT
>Old thread part 2
>>700169473
I'm running out of cute amputee girls for these threads.
>>700174484
>be a bunny
>wish you were metroid
>holy shit wait this game actually has a plot
>Oh the plot sucks, alright scared me...
Guy dressed in red
Silver hair
Big sword
Kills angels and demons on earth
Lets see if you all can do it with one line.
>Play as creepy woman stalker
>>700174775
Devil May Cry
>>700174775
Dmc
> be me, chillin at work
> cops come and shoot up my workplace
> manage to escape, along with my boss and a coworker
> we have three days to either destroy capitalism or die
hints: pc-only, indie, sci-fi.
>Start Game: Feels like a badass Action Game with no plot
>Sidekick is a sarcastic bastard
>best last name for an action hero
>End Game: this had a plot and feels
>You Got The Touch
>Open a chest
>Release purple balls
>People beat shit out of each other
Nobody?
Hint: based on a cult classic show.
>>700174854
>>700174858
Both wrong
>online yugioh
>pay to win
>made by very cold storms
>>700174484
>Main character has red suit
>also has green sword
>his waifu has pink suit
>waifu is a scientist
>>700174484
>be a doofy fucking alien in a diaper
>Pull goofs on humans for money or something
>Goof on too many humans
>fuck they mad
>become the ultimate goofster
>>700174917
Hearthstone
>have space-faring technology
>participate in an archaic racing competition
>badtothebone.mp3
>borntobewild.mp3
>highwaystar.mp3
>paranoid.mp3
>petergunntheme.mp3
>shredisinanothertimezone.mp3
>having to mark out explosive devices while at work
an italian plumbeer named mario stomps on goombas and koopas
>>700174797
Rapelay
>Fly in spaceship
>Earth is red
>green centipedes own the universe
>black centipedes want to destroy it
>robots merge with crystal
>confusing mushroom guys
>sexy blue aliens
>tough rhinos
>literally first actual space opera game
>still best space opera game
>ran on the 3do
>years before mass effect existed
>mine minerals on other planets
>creepy but friendly fish people that are most likely some Cthulhu-like god
>the ______ masters
>or star _______ 2
>>700175047
Sonic the Hedgehog
>>700175047
The Legend of Zelda.
>>700175001
minesweeper
heres a quote thats probs gonna get guessed
>"Me! Me! Pickle Pee! You! You! Pump a rum!"
>>700175047
Digimon
>>700175070
nah
>>700174797
Yandere Youtube Money Simulator
>>700175109
Freddy Fish
>>700175109
>the ______ masters
Bass
>or star _____ 2
Ocean
Bass Ocean
>>700174904
It was Darksiders, btw.
>>700175206
yep
Im running out of ideas
>>700174775
Darksiders
>>700175047
conkers bad fur day reloaded only on xbox live arcade
>>700174870
well i'm passing out. it was Shadow Warrior
>>700174980
Correct
>you burn down your house
>fans of this game play this when they're not busy having their periods or drinking bacardi breezers
>>700175275
nailed it dude
>비상탈출
>boom
>>My creation comes to life
>>Is posseesed by a previous creation that also came to life.
>>Now I have to destroy them both with kung-fu
>>700175262
Correct, but I've already given the name away.
>jump out of a plane
>kill my abusive ex-gf war buddies after getting sent to the hospital
>Fight giant robots
>one fight is in a nuclear waste dump
>3D platformer
>rats
>bad
>game of the year
>2 protagonists
>you control the other one after the first one fails to stop the bad guy
>your sword can go vroom vroom
>"the time has come and so have I..."
>>700174484
i dont know what to do
i dont know where to go
i dont know whats going on
>>700175047
Five Nights at Niggers
also captcha
>>700175430
Good mice
>space ninjas
Anyone ever play dead head fred? I liked it.
>futuristic setting
>control four punk cyborgs
>be professional synchronized waking team
>ignore plot of game
>save up money for cool guns to slaughter civilians
>spoons
>bards
>>700175211
>>700175226
Nope, think more spacey
>>700175144
Ds 3
>>700175538
predator concrete jungle
>>700175463
Devil May Cry
>>700175430
Could it be... NHL 17?!?!?
>>700174991
This is simple for anyone who has ever played it.
>there are super robots
>you are in a war
>"puny shield"
If someone gets this I'll be happy
>>700175615
Wrong
>>700175601
no
>surprised reaction
>huge ass dragon
>made by cold storm
>>700175488
forgot to put image
Never guessed from last thread
>Get a ship
>Go marauding
>get killed
>Someone takes my ship
>go marauding
>get killed
>at least my box of shit is still there.
>>700174797
Mario?
>"DIE INSECT!"
>Everything is fire
>Marked the death of the franchise
>Submit to the taint
>>700175733
LoL
>Spooky bald guy
>Silenced pistols
>>700175867
Hearthstone or wow
>>700174484
A kid with spiky hair
Hangs out with his friends all over the place
Their favorite activity is impossible where they are half the time, but they do it anyway
And they are unknowingly being harassed by a demon
>>700175899
Hitman
>>700175678
All I could think of was Minish Cap
>>700175899
Hotmin?
>>700175899
Hitman
>>700175823
Pixel piracy?
>>700175941
Close, going for something more specific
>>700175962
Holy fuck that's right!
>>700175946
FF7
OP here
It's been fun but I think I'm done for the night
I won't be around so someone else will have to make another thread when this one hits the limit
Good night
>>700176095
I think you missed the last line, hombré. Try again.
>>700175579
>First event you fight is a spider
>space station needs radioactives
>>700176032
Nope.
Hint: Space
>Crashland on foreign planet
>Enslave Local Wildlife
>They help me get home
>Greedy Jewlord boss forces me to go back to the planet
>Re-enslave Local Wildlife Again
>be a hero
>Do good things
>The people love me and your wallet is fat
>go to dig up a treasure
>get cornered by an adoring mob
>go into murder mode
>Brutally kill everyone in my way
>people still love me, only now they fear me
>Wish my dog was still alive so someone would understand me
>Bring dog back to life, by magic
>Still feel alone
>Own everything, a semi-heroic lord above imbeciles
>kill me bandits, please end this.
>>700176218
Starmade?
>>700176273
Pikmin
>>700176273
Pikmin
Really hard one here:
>be middle aged man with beard
>live in the desert
>raise baby
>world is fucked
>>700176273
Pikmin 1 & 2
be a hero
Play guitar
>>700176273
Picman 2EZ
>>700176303
Fable
>>700176076
It was all I could think about considering how many NPCs bring it up, I've never had the chance to finish it considering my gba cart will skip me ahead to the end of the game if I save after the first boss.
>>700176306
Nope. Never even heard of that game
>>700176402
which one?
>move slowly in a western direction
>avoid snakes and shit
>only be able to carry 200 lbs of food
>be in command of a group of bananas
>be well known
>return after a hiatus to punt asses
>own a weapon that expels hard tropical fruit in quick succession
>if one were to be bludgeoned by said tropical fruit, it would cause harm
>be larger in size
>have increased dexterity
>possess the power to lift objects that you previously could not
>be the inaugural representative of the ass kings
>Waka Waka Waka
>10 year old walking around beating and then enslaving random animals
>you wake up, chick is crazy mad at you
>your hand is funny
>a lot of people died
>you wanna close something big
>>700176465
Organ trail
>>700176367
Summer-Colored High School Adolescent Record – A Summer At School On An Island Where I Contemplate How The First Day After I Transferred, I Ran Into A Childhood Friend And Was Forced To Join The Journalism Club Where While My Days As A Paparazzi Kid With Great Scoops Made Me Rather Popular Among The Girls, But Strangely My Camera Is Full Of Panty Shots, And Where My Candid Romance Is Going?
>>700176509
pokumans, you played as a fat kid with a red spoderman hat didn't you?
>>700176509
Pogermong
>>700174956
Destroy all humans
>>700176347
Lisa.
shoot pigs, piss in urinals, tip strippers
>Be in space
>Crash
>People worship rock
>Use power tools to fight enemies
A bunch of creeps and abominations on an island.
Half of them have vendettas against each other.
The puns never stop
These graphics are really weird.
And Earthworm Jim is there for some reason.
>>700176568
You are correct.
well done.
>>700176465
Oregon Trail
>>700176414
That would be great for speed running
>>700176197
>spathi captain fwiffo
>pic related, it's MFW I am greeted by the smooth and hostile face is the hunams.
>>700176493
HE'S THE FIRST MEMBER
OF THE DK CREW
DK64
>>700176509
Pokemon
>Notably dangerous Texan erection
>>700176493
64 dongs
>space niggers riot
>fly in spaceship to stop filthy space niggers
>>700176657
Nice
> Mexican god of psychics, part time window cleaner
>>700176669
Duke nukem 3D
>Eat a sandwhich
>Hold back guilt of murdering people moments earlier
>Get insulted about weight
>Immediately lose all guilt and kill person
>>700176807
*tips federov
>>700176675
Dead space
>>700176675
Dead space
>>700176675
Serious Sam 2?
>>700174863
Hitch hikers guide to the galaxy?
brunette kills blonde and reunites with older man with coat
>>700175047
Banjo Kazooie
>nigger
>fortune cookies in bed
>decent multiplayer
>>700175867
If you're thinking of cataclysm you're wrong btw. Rag was not part of cataclysm.
>Sword fight
>white knight
>school flies
>time?
Lightsaber assassin vs everyone.
>>700176690
Clay fighter
>>700175463
Devil May Cry 4?
>blue faggot that can run really fast
>>700177213
No more heroes
>be sad because no one cares about you when you are literally an improved version of Golden Eye made by the same company
9 crazy idiots killing each other bc sibling rivalry
>>700174484
>They've always been faster
>They burn everything
>Humanity's gonna lose
>>700177067
sorry, what i meant to say was
>brunette kills blonde and reunites with older man with blue coat
>>700177248
The last line was a bit of a giveaway, probably.
Good job, though.
>>700174484
>Live in a shitty town, always dark.
>Some asshole kid always hussle and trick you into buying shit.
>Go to church for a pleasant Sunday Mass
>Priest is an asshole, church full with demons and shit.
>Fresh meat
>Lets stick this shit in my forehead what could possibly go wrong?
>Mfw get possessed by prime evil and nearly destroy the world.
>>700177292
Perfect dark. That game was great
>>700177275
I'm happy.
This is a saga:
> gene, meme...
> minuscules robots, child!
> RAT PT 01
> plisken
>>700176519
I am in fact playing this now, that's not a hint, just a fact.
here's a hint:
>green glowies
>Hug people
>Puns
>Dont hug people
>Basketball References
>>700176916
you got it
>>700177442
METAL GEEEEEAAAR
>>700177268
Mario
>Travel across continent with a friend who is a fool
>Searching for another friend who had lost her parents
>Also attempting to collect certain items to maintain the balance of the world but who cares?
>Joined by a psychic who manipulates wind with the greatest of ease and a healer who is best defined as cold.
>The original antagonists fuse into a double headed god dragon
>because of your aeromancer can protect you, you literally take 4 damage every other turn
>your healer fully restores the damage the dragon is able to cause when it hits
>you and your friend easily slay the dragon with their support
>The people you pursue narrowly escape without even telling you why
>They made their choice
>Start sequel, playing as the group you ended up chasing so far in the last game. none of them clearly state their goals in beginning.
>mixed feelings at start of sequel become sadness and annoyance
>stop playing
>group of prisoners sent to remote location
>monsters monsters everywhere and not a lot of loot
>subtle plot
>gets eerie about halfway through
>final destination
>you've been tricked the whole time
>silly and stupid final boss, but still hard
>>700175946
Still haven't had a correct guess on this one.
Any takers?
>>700177575
Auric Sol
>Get ambushed
>Fight in alien place
>Fight different aliens
>Fight different different aliens
>Leave alien place
>>700177632
One more unobvious hint maybe?
>>700175946
pokemon?
>>700177805
>A kid with spiky hair
>Hangs out with his friends all over the place
>Their favorite activity is impossible where they are half the time, but they do it anyway
>And they are unknowingly being harassed by a demon
The boss battles are harder than reasonable for a game of this genre.
>>700177852
No. Where are the demons in Pokémon?
A boy and his blob.
>pug
>PUG
>>700177524
Ding!
Correct, good sir/madam/helicarrier.
You win one (1) internet, please redeem at your nearest internet factory.
> space
> kill giant shrimp
> be dead
> be not dead
> giant shrimp friends pissed because we build thinking machines
> fate uncertain
>>700177213
Force unleashed
>>700177944
Fuck me I don't know...there's a lot of games that have hard boss fights...
>>700177944
Chrono trigger?
>>700174484
>Dude wearing gay-ass black latex suit
>Game haven't started yet and already hit your balls
>Jump off a plane
>Shoot giant Turkey
>Fucking dog with cigar drop an airstrike
>Faggot old man gives you missions
>>700177577
Dark souls?
Masked men using javelins to kill lawmen
>>700177416
Dublio
>shoot demons with your Johnson
Digs in ground. Inflates creatures till they explode.
>>700177416
diablo
way too easy
>>700178149
no, more towards faithful to an oldschool genre
>>700178292
Dig dug!
>>700177944
Chrono trigger?
>>700178039
Forgot to say is also a saga
Hang out under subway
Friends include 2 dudes and one chick
Actually in the matrix
>>700178344
I guess fresh meat was too revealing
>>700175475
Souls series
>>700178039
mas effect
>>700178438
yeah
>>700175379
I'm kinda sad no one even tried
>kooky art style
>Use stickers to manipulate people's thoughts and the environment
>Kinda looks like paper mario
>>700178113
Well, think of it this way:
It's a game that has boss fights in a genre where boss fights aren't normal, let alone difficult.
>>700178118
>>700178351
No.
Let's add on. If you've played the game, then you will know from this one:
>A kid with spiky hair
>Hangs out with his friends all over the place
>Their favorite activity is impossible where they are half the time, but they do it anyway
>And they are unknowingly being harassed by a demon
>The boss battles are harder than reasonable for a game of this genre.
There are side quests to deliver papers, get to school on time, and do the game's focus as flashy as possible.
>>700178572
Is it a persona game?
>>700178651
It is not.
>>700178523
If it makes you feel any better I tried and didn't recognize.. maybe something I never played
>Be a UPS mailman/woman
>Get in a workplace accident
>Wake up in an old dude's house
>Steal all of his belongings right in front of him
>Decide the fate of the West Coast.
>>700178572
Bully?
>>700178651
I was thinking that too, but its definitely not 4 and the boss fights aren't hard and Persona is a JRPG...so boss fights are expected.
>Good boy
>Hotdog
>Bad boy
>Breaks your watch
>>700178693
Shin Megami Tensei?
>>700178747
new vegas
>>700178836
Wow was it really that easy?
>>700176789
>Diverse Galaxy full of unique aliens
>pilot giant spaceship
>centipedes are fighting for SVN even bigger spaceship called the sa-matra
>>700178706
Its really poorly described.
I'll give you a hint if you'd still like to try: it was on the sega genesis
>>700178572
fuckin'...Dark Cloud?
>>700174878
Looks like this one will survive another day.
Cheers.
>Some midget faggot is trying to steal everything to end the world
>You a sentient cloth must save it
>to do so you must become a ninja, win a drag race, go find a dead man, allahu akbar town, and then africa
>it comes down to you fighting the midget in soviet russia
>>700174484
>Start at home
>get run out and abandoned in same day
>live searching for somebody
>find him
>clean water for people who barely tolerate you
>person dies
>go home, (still hated) fix problem, leave.
>cleanse some water
>expand the influence of nature
>help armored warriors multiple times with little thanks
>defeat their enemies, yay?
>free some slaves
>enter a simulation and freeze my balls off near canada
>get abducted by aliens
>"fuck them all to death"
>Be burned alive (but never to death) by soldiers using napalm hurling weapons
>Become supreme human specimen
>not largely cared about
>karma likes me... enough that I literally have 1 fan
>return for the millionth time to my new home
>look out onto my vast collection of weapons, armors, consumables, ammo, and even junk.
>look at all of my unique items.
>game over?
>get bombarded with choise
>choices dosent mean shit in the end
>>700178774
>>700178817
>>700178903
It's not these either.
Do all of these games really match up 100% with the things that I said about this one? I'm not sure that I can give up anything else without giving it away, but I would be amazed if anyone could guess it.
>>700178877
yes
and i dont even have 20 hours in that game
>>700178957
Please, Fallout
>>700175378
Homefront?
>>700178957
Fallout 3.
>You need milk
>>700178990
well shin megami tensei is persona so...yeah no it isn't that cause you already said that. What about the platform it was on?
>>700177757
what?
>>700178478
Yay! Correct!
Another saga:
> paranoid orphan
> name in the title appears only in first game
> combat system copied everywhere
> gadgets
>>700178957
fallout 3?
>>700178965
mass effect 3
>>700179020 >>700179133
Yea, too easy?
>>700179165
Arkham series
>>700175144
Dark Souls 3. I've beaten NG+7 and did a solo broken sword SL1 run. I've done it all. Fuck.
>>700175378
Overwatch
>>700179152
That'll probably help narrow it down.
Okay, folks, the game we're trying to name is from the N64.
Search your memories, because this game got missed by a lot of people, despite being beloved by the people that played it.
>>700179158
Golden Sun, faggot
>Wake up in a cell
>Have magical gun
>Solve puzzles
>Kill robot
>>700179134
Wifing up bitches in Harvest Moon
Your name is James.
You use stealth to kill people.
You're being directed.
I meant you >>700179042
not you >>700179020
in >>700179246
sorry
>>700179352
portal
This one is a tad obscure so I'll give a good hint
>Was a PS+ free game some time ago
>60s spy thriller theme
>Stop WW3
>two separate characters for two separate versions
>High school girl has fun with her friends by making them all kill each other
>>700179358
Wrong
>>700179404
yeep
>10 year olds shouting over mic "RUSH A FAGGOTS"
.>Anything and everything will be used
>>700174870
Max Payne?
>>700179488
every online shooter ever
>>700179338
Mystical Ninja? Shit I'm still struggling
Give me a little longer and I'll come up with it
>>700179340
Rude, well played though.
>>700179238
>wrong
well... Not strictly wrong, but not the game i had in mind.
>>700179338
Snowboard Kids 2
>"MEDIC!MEDIC!MEDIC!MEDIC!"
>>700179366
nigger sim?
>>700178878
Only one person in the last thread guessed it. Good night annons
>>700179600
It's not that, but man, that is for sure one of my favorites from then.
>>700179680
WE HAVE A GODDAMNED WINNER
>>700179338
here's one
>angry as shit ninja
>get new swords that match your belts
>oh yeah, you get new belts too
>killed your master by accident
>>700179809
sounds like a ninja gaiden game
>>700179259
Correct!
Moar sagas:
> stationary-target hunter
> on a moon
> weapons
> humor
> love-hate telationship with yellow boxed robot
>suddenly president?
>boom
Hats
>>700175047
tetris?idk
>>700179791
a snowboarding game with boss fights? wat? You weren't kidding.
>Faggot steals big crystal
>Go destroy people
>Learn magic n shit
>Get a floating pet
>Raid faggot's castle
>Get crystal
>Get prank't
>>700179882
Nooooo...
>>700179894
borderlands?
>>700179704
Gaben's Money Extortion 2
>nearly be executed
>decide to not execute you
>go to spooky hotel with ghosts
>do other shit
>flying space ship
>go fast cuz chased
>have vital info for buddy pal's
>buy slaves for crew and upgrades for ship along the way
>can stop time on a whim
>soundtrack from heaven
>>700180016
That's it
>>700179930
Snowboard Kids 2 was a game by Atlus.
Yeah, Atlus. The company that is behind Persona and Shin Megami Tensei. The company that makes some of the hardest boss fights in gaming.
And mind you, Snowboard Kids is like goddamned Mario Kart on snowboards. There are three boss fights in the second game, and the last one is likely to make you want to throw your controller in a rage.
>>700179906
tf2
>>700179882
I'll add in one more
>doofy graphics
>>700179899
Saints row 4?
>>700177796
Halo
>>700179894
Bordrilernds
>Snowy place
>Eat italian food
>Skullfuck someone
>Still considered innocent
>>700180114
Eh....Persona 4 had easier boss fights, once I got Black Frost, I wrecked Mitsuo, slammed his boipussy with fire attacks.
>>700180026
VtM Redemption
0h MYG OD BR0! CHeK Out MY nEw AWVP ASWMOV BRO! !!!!!!!
>Live
>break stuff
>build stuff
>can't build something to escape the pain of existence in this distorted world
>Domesticate
>build more
>build offline
>make "my world" online
>get "friends" to join me
>spend day showing them the world I created
>tell them to go sleep when night aproaches
>they go to beds
>Shout "fuck everything" & flip the switch
>everything blows up
>Annoyed friends leave party
>everyone and everything seems to be dead and gone
>world is finally at peace
>I am free of this hell
>Great game with a great soundtrack
>Small children and hipsters made it embarrassing to like.
>>700176933
Heavy Rain
>>700180265
I know your pain anon
>>700180299
miencrampt
>>700180299
Minceraft
>>700180138
winrar
>>700180235
bloodlines
>Jerk stole our tree
>Gonna have to go look for fruit, then
>Every time someone in the crew gets wrecked, the bad guy kidnaps them and throws them in his tower.
>>700180299
Meinkraft
>>700180074
Faster Than Light
>Disappointment
>>700180498
winrar
>>700180026
Vampire The Masquerade: Bloodlines
>>700180541
No Man's Sky?
>>700180001
Yeah! Congrats!
Also, a saga:
> space fighter pilot mercenary group leader
> legs cut to avoid gforce faint
> squad member flew with my father
> damn furries
>>700180407 >>700180408
You caught me. No shame in all of the work it took to blast the world though right?
I even made coliseums and shit...
>>700180124
one more since no one is thinking
>odor...think about goofy pronunciation...odor.
>>700180459
Oh yeah! Durr. I knew that. Its the 2nd one anyway.
>>700180541
warlords of draenor
>>700180614
Star Fox, ez
>>700180495
I must have made that easy.
>>700180541
mighty no 9
>>700180614
Galaxy Dog
>>700180612
Ding! Ding! Ding!
>>700180637
Wronk
>>700180464
Yoshi's story
One of my 10/10s but FUCK Piranha plants
>>700180614
I think that second line was debunked.
>>700180598
Yup
>>700180705
Wrong, but good answer.
>>700180619
Nobody? It was I-Ninja
>>700180724
Awww, yeah. This guy gets it.
Man, that console had so many gems. I haven't had that much fun with any of them since.
>>700180827
When I found black and white Yoshi I saved those two for the last stages
I loved the different possibilities for each playthrough
>>700178965
alright since you guys can't guess this i'll give you another hint.
>zombies
>>700181031
Right? I remember when I was a kid, it took me forever to git gud enough to clear the two harder mid-stage bosses.
> 80's
>o neat a tiger mask
> kill drug lord
>>700181103
Walking Dead
>>700181103
Dead Rising?
>>700181229
Hotline Miami
>>700181307
yup
>Live as some army fag before the beginning
(who honestly cares)
>Promoted to a power armor wearing squad of soldiers
>Has entire party rekt by one terrorists underling wearing a superheavy armor
>Seeks revenge, gets it because "hero"
>Destroys enemies and pushes forward
>Reaches last boss, cant do shit, give up
>multilayer is strangely more satisfying than halo3s but graphics are far worse and game is older.
>No objective playlist they are mixed into the standard match as optional ways to collect more score.
>can call down heavy armor and tanks in multiplayer, also has the ability to modify loadouts for battle.
>on top of all of this can have an optional a.i. enemy team if playing offline
>like components of its gameplay but there is a reason I bought it for under $2
>>700181402
aaaand since no one guessed my earlier one with the green glowies, It was Dragon Age Inquisition.
>>700179937
Castle crashers
>>700181590
i knew that but i figured the person who asked it was long gone so didnt bother
Let's see how obscure I can get. This'll be the last one for me tonight. If someone calls it, I'll leave /b/ for a week just from sheer disbelief.
>The king is a good man
>Bad guys take over his castle
>The good king's knights are all captured or leave in disgrace
>Have to get the band back together
>"I can't fit in that keyhole."
>>700180664
Correct!
>>700180730
50/50
In the original games it was canon, now im not so sure.
New saga:
> space bounty hunter
> energy to matter and vice-versa conversion
> raised by alien birds
> entire genre is named after a mix of 2 games
