Waifu claiming thread.
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>>700062023
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Calamity-masu'd
Claimed.
>>700065137
Still shouldn't, it's a lot of salt
~~Though cum is high in protein and is low in calories
>>700065353
I don't give a shit
>>700065592
Do you want to get Qurans?
Because that is how you get Qurans.
I'm I'm I'm I'm claiminggggg
>>700065592
It also has sugar in it. But all I can really taste is fat, salt and sugar.
![Syndra [267].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6uDS0AF.jpg "Syndra [267].jpg")
>>700065861
I remember that thread.
>>700065568
Qt apron
>>700065691
Either way
>>700065735
Well, I havent tried much of it...
~~im sure yours will be good though
Here!
>>700065983
It's not bad.
>>700065983
I love her
>>700066222
I bet you don't even love your waifu.
Lose your virginites you fucking weebs
>>700066056
~~ill have to try yours
>>700066128
Well, I'm not lying
>>700066418
She is cute regardless. I've never been a huge fan of aprons for some reason.
>>700066351
You'll lose that bet
>>700066418
Maybe~ But I have to shower and head to work. Alas.
>>700066222
Those 3 hours with The Epic were indeed epic. Not the kind of music I was looking for but that was entirely my fault for not explaining myself correctly, I'm glad I didn't.
>>700066507
Always a qtπ
>>700066575
Lame! See ya
>>700066670
And the same to you of course.
>>700066669
Why would you listen to a three hour album.
>>700066880
Aw, thanks bae
Maybe I'll go easy when I'm raping you now
>>700067074
Wait what? Where'd this come from?
>>700067132
Hi.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csxSwkl4Gd0
>claiming
>>700066669
You're very welcome then
>>700066930
I want to repeat a few tracks from it. Why would you not want to do something enjoyable for 3 hours straight, specially when it comes to music where you can listen to it while doing something else?
>>700067132
Hey there, want to help rape shiro?
>>700067195
Not sure, I remember I was going to earlier.
>>700067195
Oh Hi!
>>700067451
Mentally ~
>>700067451
Why are you getting Yuuko involved in this?
>>700067345
I mean, why not? I'll give it a try tomorrow, maybe tonight.
>>700067557
Mental rape is even worse, I've already had plenty today. How are you?
>>700067132
>>700067557
Why do you post so infrequently?
>>700067557
Oh boy. Let's get on this.
>>700067580
Gang rape is fun, for all but one person
>>700067580
Hitting pause will always be an option.
The first 2 tracks weren't too good at captivating me and I was worried I would have to eventually pause, but after that it gets really, really good. You will forget that option and in time those thoughts will be replaced with something like 'damn, only 40 minutes left'.
>>700067921
Unless that person has a gangrape fetish and is desperate to get some.
I'm leaving again now
Sorry
>>700067810
School isn't fun, but it's good for you <3
I'm fine. Got no sleep woke up to screaming. Ahhh blissful
>>700067921
On him*
>>700068233
See ya
>>700067888
I post nearly everyday
That said i didn't yesterday
>>700067810
Penny Claim~
Today was a good day.
>At least so far it was.
>>700068233
Good luck.
>>700068233
You say sorry too much
>>700068233
>>700068361
Ruri
>>700067723
ruby
>>700068133
Strangler
>>700068327
Penny
>>700068454
>>700068361
>
>>700068233
Laters.
>>700068369
Sumimasen
>>700068133
Fair enough
~~i wouldn't mind being treated a bit roughly myself, if you get me~`
>>700068233
Goodbye!
>>700068302
Oh boy
>>700068327
Rip cray ex
Claiming our glorious Führer
>>700068525
Yo~ How goes it?
>>700068589
Absolutely RIP
Though, today was a perfect day to teach the kids about gun safety.
>>700068525
Yuuko
>>700068701
How to clean gas chamber
>>700068564
Program you suggested worked pretty well, thank you.
>The fact that your trip isn't backwards triggers me.
>>700068525
04' car.
>>700067921
This doesn't seem fun.
>>700068302
I also got practically no sleep, that's the way it is these days. I didn't go to school, but I want to tomorrow.
>>700068827
It's a day. Are you having a day?
>>700068589
9 out of 10 people support gang rape
>>700069289
No car
>>700069335
What? i thought you were suppose to. Did i confuse days?
>>700069395
I was suppose to, but I got quite panicky this morning and yea.
>>700068827
It is
Find some other better chick to not murder
>>700069335
>>700069395
Exactly, but I might be the victim
>>700069633
How would you be the victim?
>>700069591
But...n-noo...first day of school is for panicking with everybody else.
>>700069395
I'm having a fun day
>Watching a 9yo be absolutely engrossed in my old console is nostalgic, it reminds me of me.
>>700069633
>Find some other better chick to not murder
Kek, thats the plan for Friday
>I got a date if ya didn't know.
>Its gon b gud.
>>700069869
But yes, sadly.
>>700069860
dat ass
>>700069802
The one being raped
>>700069885
Oh right, I forgot.
>>700070078
Hello!
>>700069289
That's good to know, I wish it worked for me too but the millions of trips it generated were meaningless as they didn't work here.
>>700068589
You're not alone in that.
>>700068525
Nicknames guy.
>>700070229
I thought you were the one doing the raping? How about we don't rape at all?
>>700069885
Kids would be a joy to have. Do you agree?
>>700069948
: (
>>700070078
It's ice to see you~
>>700070229
Its gon b gud.
>>700070355
Absolutely
>That's why I'm glad I have little K around, she's like my own daughter
>I regret not being able to have kids of my own.
>Such is life.
>>700070341
Oh my, same kink
>>700070354
Nah, you are going to rape me
>>700070500
Is she a qt?
I remember you said she liked anime, and ghost in the shell
>>700070355
Yes. Me doing stupid shit like this also makes me think how pathetic Shiro would see me.
>>700070826
I do not want to do that though, I'm too fond of you.
>>700070341
Cool guy
>>700070500
Oh? why are you incapable?
>>700070831
Sshhhh you'll get em tomorrow
>>700070977
I gotta do it after all.
>>700070826
She's super QT ^^
>She's good at vidya too.
>>700070977
I'm infertile due to exposure to galvanized and galvanizing steel ( was only 16 when I started working in a metal factory, that ended up causing this whole infertility thing)
I found out after trying to donate some sperm for cash.
>Not impotent though, I can still be erect.
test post pls ignore
>>700071254
fuck
>>700070899
So I'm to ugly to rape
That's mean
>>700070977
So no gang rape?
>>700071208
Nah, just drop out
>>700071232
Same vidyas as you?
>>700071254
Nigger.
test
>>700071339
Your personality is very attractive, I've never seen you personally though. Also, see >>700070831
I really don't want to drop out.
>>700071339
Yeah
We went to an arcade on our first date. She beat me at Tekken Tag, but I won at Mortal Kombat.
>>700071232
That's unfortunate, but hey maybe it's just a new opportunity to adopt one day.
That way you'll know if you're gunna get an ugly baby or not.
>>700071339
I'm a follower not a leader >>700071232
That's unfortunate, but hey maybe it's just a new opportunity to adopt one day.
That way you'll know if you're gunna get an ugly baby or not.
>>700071339
I'm a follower not a leader
Still tired.
>>700071914
Take a nap cutie
>>700071622
It is?
Yeah that's probably for the best. What subject is your favorite?
>>700071700
Good, so you can beat her at somethings
>>700071745
Aw, find someone to lead the rape
>>700071232
Well, so long as you stay clean, you don't need a condom. That's an advantage
>>700071914
What's keeping you up?
>>700071914
WAKE UP
>>700072235
Hey kool aid!
>>700071745
Yeah, true.
>Plus I can save someone from the horrible adoption system we have in this country.
>>700072235
Yep, its gon b gud ^^
>Mfw she's pretty tough though. Never judge a book by its cover, she's ruthless.
>True, its pretty great that I don't have to use a condom.
>>700072039
>>700072311
Naps are't helping. I just want to lay down and relax but everything is just too fucking loud.
>>700072369
I'm trying!
>>700072697
Kill the loud things.
>>700072412
Maybe snag one of those Japanese master races
>>700072697
The screams are just in your head, trust me
>>700072235
It is. Science I guess. Taking Biology this year, that'll be nice. What I'd really like to take is Astronomy, but I don't even know if that's a subject available in high school.
>>700072697
Listen to some metal. I'd recommend Kvelertak.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrJXb8Lh-Pg
>>700072697
I'll try again...
What's keeping you up?
Whoever made this last night you're my hero! so neato.
>shino
>>700072369
Where is the Kool aid?
>>700072412
At least she isn't insane. She has that going for her also.
Did you tell her about what happened yesterday?
Just don't catch any STDs
>>700073041
Biology is super chill. And a growing field
>>700072738
Killing Doggos? No thanks. Maybe if I just listen to some music I like, it'll help.
>>700072983
That's not the issue.
>>700073041
Eh, something is better than nothing. I'll give it a listen.
>>700073066
A lot of things. Loud pets to loud relatives and their loud television. Visiting my folks right as summer has to end was a bad idea...
>>700073164
cute
>>700073572
Must be busy in France today.
>>700072983
Perhaps.
>>700073572
I haven't talked to her about it yet
>Probably gonna call her and tell her about it.
>Don't catch any STDS
Yeah I hope not.
>Should be fine if I'm careful ^^
Be back in 10, gonna make that call.
here
>make a post in a copypasta thread
>someone thinks it's funny
>a newfag that probably just learned some 'epic /b/ slang' calls it a samefag
>they happen to get quads and now everyone agrees with them
Fucking shits.
>>700073872
What? I'm confused now
>>700073909
Wonder what her reaction will be?
Do be safe
>>700074093
There
>>700074093
You're a little late, no?
>>700074171
Sad day
>>700073727
Ahh wasn't aware you were doing that. Bummer then. Guess you'll just have to wait until they quiet down or leave.
>>700074171
>>700074255
Samefag.
>>700074239
no fran here
>>700074255
precisely on time
>>700074093
Smug mug
>>700074171
First reply to you
>>700074239
Lets get the juices pumping~
>>700074387
I'll fucking fight you
>>700074171
Hey there
>>700074427
Where is here?
>>700074451
~~what kind if juices?
>>700074451
>First reply to you
2 minutes late.
>>700074616
Over the Internet?
>>700074649
The red kinds
>>700074659
Na, i mean me to the anon.
>>700074451
hello
>>700074649
does it matter?
>>700074387
I don't even have time to samefag.
>>700074427
I guess.
hows everyone doing?
check this jam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4Qp1TEKswQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pJvdteO5HM
>>700075090
taking it easy?
>>700068701
> God Tier Waiführer
>>700074239
Here's how that went.
>"Wait so you killed somebody?"
>Yeah. Self defense though, no legal issues, everyone's okay except D, you know D right? He got armstabbed
>"Oh yeah that one guy. Well so long as you're okay and nobody else got hurt. We're still on for Friday right?"
>Yeah, I don't see why not.
>"Alright cool! Well I gotta go, I'll see you Friday, take care!"
She was surprisingly chill about it.
>>700074961
Oh boy
Flowing out of open wounds as we shoot those who oppose us?
>>700075019
Where is anything?
>>700074171
RIP waifu machine.
Miho claimed
>>700074371
I said that I was the visitor, not them. I'm to leave either today or tomorrow when one of their vehicles gets fixed.
>>700065471
>>700075818
Slut
>>700075629
Shoot any witnesses too. Except the victim.
She lives with it~
>when your teammate in table football can't block and insists on playing back
Why can't people just accept the fact that they aren't cut out for some things?
>>700075601
Huh, weird.
Well, I guess D is a bro then
>>700075818
Ayy
>>700076211
Now I'm confused again, are we starting a communist revolution?
>>700076211
That's not a nice nickname.
>>700076211
<3
>>700076454
Hello
>>700076454
D is a true bro, D took point and thats why he got shanked.
>I owe him a beer.
If not for D, I might've gotten jumped instead.
>That's why I always say you should go in pairs when investigating some spooky shit.
>>700076395
Back so soon?
>>700076454
At this point i'm just trying to confuse you.
>>700076480
It's filled with love
and other juices~
>>700076528
How goes it?
>>700076793
Complete shit my bank account got locked....
>>700075629
getting weird
>>700076970
Fuckin RIP m8.
>Wherefore, did some negro try to steal from you?
>go for 0s and 7s eight different times
>am off by 1 literally four times
Wow.
>>700076970
What the flying shit for?
>>700077081
btfo.
>>700076793
Well yes.
It was a shitty match too
>>700077126
I didnt have enough shekels.
Saber claim
>>700076144
Hmm? I got that. I meant left to go do something like go to the store or movies or whatever.
>>700077259
You should start writing your daily life down for a future sitcom
>>700077212
Guess you'll just have to spend your time with me then~
>>700076528
Why the lewd?
>>700076480
But is it true?
>>700076738
I think you owe him more than a beer, maybe an entire 6 pack
>>700076793
We gonna do this or not?
>>700077013
Well. Shit is always weird
>>700077324
Hey fam
>>700077212
Togame! Hey~
>I didn't notice you, my bad!
Good taste in waifu btw.
>>700077559
I'm gonna give him a 12 pack of (beer of choice) and a box of 5.56.
>>700077462
Be gentle~
This cutie is claimed once again
>>700077559
>>700077776
>>700077559
not all the time
>>700076793
I want to try those juices, they sound good.
>>700077259
Go ahead and find out.
>>700077324
Blonde is overrated but green is the eye colour that matches it better.
>>700077462
Just end me.
>>700077559
Ayy Fran doing well?
>>700077776
WEW
>>700077694
It's okay
Thank you, she is very good indeed
>>700077776
>>700077856
That hurts
>>700077694
Sounds good fam
>>700077856
No sex or revolution? That's fucking lame you fascist!
>>700077938
Only most of the time
>>700078182
Hello
Akiko claimed
>>700067294
I'll notice you
>>700078125
I'll put some extra juice in some balloons for you.
>>700078203
>mfw
>>700078178
No, you're waifu is too cute not to see periodically
Is Shinoa considered an elitist?
You guys are such fucking losers
XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD
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>>700078203
Yeah ^^
Penny's gonna start lurking!
>I'm gonna play Siege!
>>700078421
Smugs is a nigger.
>>700078437
Bitch boy me too
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>>700078418
>>700078203
i guess
>>700078462
forgot image.
>>700078182
I'm good
>>700078418
Well then
>>700078462
Have fun
>>700078418
>mfw Deer Wrestling.
