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Waifu claiming thread.
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>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>No one is going to take you seriously if you don't post your waifu
>Naps are a GOOD idea
>Insult others with vigor
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>Refrain from being lewd
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
>claimed
pathetic pieces of shit
Claimu
>>700051459
I assume it was something very troublesome though
The doc is in, and can fix your broken bodies! Your broken hearts are another story.
>>700049789
Still around, not doing much.
>>700051528
I've yet to see that pic, it's nice.
Claimed
Perfection is impossible to achieve in the real world, so it must be in the fictional world right?
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
>>700051820
Shit.
>>700051734
Just my average feeling of disgust because Shiro will never be real and wouldn't even approve of me.
>>700051949
That it is.
>>700051964
Probably so. Than again maybe not. You be the judge.
I want to hold the Togame's hand
>>700052528
Can I hold the Togame's hand?
>>700052488
Hi.
>>700052306
But what about your dreams?
![Syndra [69].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/UzXUdOf.jpg "Syndra [69].jpg")
>>700052528
Woah too far
>>700052589
What dreams?
>>700052306
1 day? before your back in school? it's gonna be so nice not having your cancer here. That's right I still call people cancer because it's not cancery at all to say that term over and over like a fagget, like chen.
>>700052575
No, she's mine
>>700052594
You can't stop me
>>700052702
The dreams you see in your sleep, or perhaps just deep in your thoughts.
>>700052989
I don't dream in my sleep. What about my dream though?
>>700052488
Perfection goal that changes. Can chase, but never catch.
>>700052528
>hand holding
You absolute madman
THE Gaylord, rynogt4
>>700053532
Sorry
Im back, fell asleep for a minute there.
>>700053774
Do you have a favourite?
>>700053254
Oh, that's a big shame, maybe you can get lost in thought while listening to music.
I was speaking of your dreams of Shiro.
>>700052575
Morning.
>>700053532
A nice insight. A dream.
How are you, Akiko?
>>700053868
A favorite what?
>>700053254
>>700053904
What the fuck.
>>700053774
I've always wondered. Is "Galil" Hebrew for something? It sounds like it should be.
>>700054031
A favourite galil...
>>700053532
Did you see my break down guys?Did you see it? I screen capped it. I wen't so autism! Omg look guys. Have you seen my banter vid? It's so kewl! Just adding fag memes to my banter vid! banter banter banter banter ohayo banter banter fagget fagget I'm a fagget.
>>700054060
did you just
>>700054296
i think he
>>700054296
say about me
>>700054109
It's just the designers last name, like Kalashnikov.
>>700054214
Oh yeah, the ARM definitely, although the Galatz is pretty cool too (and if made 922r compliant, US legal)
>>700053701
Life is pain. So is the feel of not being able to hold hands with your waifu
>>700053910
The dream lives on.
I wish I could focus more on what I should be doing
How are you?
>>700053910
Any plans for the day?
>>700053904
I suppose outside of sleep, I dream of being with Shiro. Yea, I'm listening to some music.
I listen to a lot of Bedhead these days, they're my favorite band after all.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4fhxHS-b1E
>>700054357
can't believe he
>>700054433
D O U B L E D U B S
But aw. Damn.
This thread is full of broken.
I think I belong here.
>>700054805
*rubs head*
We all belong here
>>700054805
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBdiulumx_k
>>700054529
Motivation is tough sometimes. Though it'll get to you eventually.
I'm good, might sleep soon.
>>700054601
Just work,so pretty lame on my part. You?
I'm back
![Shoukaku [68].png](https://i.imgur.com/W12zjWw.png "Shoukaku [68].png")
>>700055194
Welcome back
>>700054933
Just what I needed.
>i unironically, truly, still like this song
>>700054914
I guess. This thread specifically.
>>700054529
>your waifu will never rest her head against your chest
I weep
>>700055176
Nothing.
>i never do anything
>>700054771
He also helped design the Uzi and his first name is Yisrael, which is funny to me.
>>700054914
I don't, but Im here because I like you guys
>>700055194
Privyet
I am awake now
But I'm still tired as hell
>>700054601
Well that's good to hear i guess, that song is very calming.
>>700055349
>Yisrael
Kekkles. Also, is it stupid that I'm considering a .308 semi for my first rifle when the only other round I've fired is 5.56mm NATO and even that was only 20 rounds?
get
>>700055307
Thanks, boat.
>>700055349
Hello, comrade?
>>700055514
Bedhead's whole discography is very calming, I'd recommend checking them out.
Back from driving my friend to his job class. Time to lay down.
>>700055332
This thread is nice, I don't mind having nothing to do with my days now
>>700055349
These people are all right people. I like it here
>tfw you accidentally take several kills as Leona support and the carry goes under fed
>>700055561
Nah, it isn't like with a S&W 500 where you can accidently shoot your face and if the recoil is too harsh, you can sit it down for a little bit or use weaker ammo.What rifle you thinking about?
>>700055741
How are you tovarish?
>>700055797
>Eyebrows over hair
Triggered
>>700056009
Forgot pic
Cirno claim!
>>700056009
An M14 clone. Norinco product, I believe. I'd have to replace the stock though. Polymer furniture is lighter but it bugs me.
>>700055750
I guess i should at some point when i want some peaceful music, but i have to go now.
See ya!
>>700056218
Cirnobyl was a terrible accident you can't claim a nuclear reactor!
>>700055176
It should have come a few hours ago
>>700055336
>tfw you will never take your waifu to a carnival and watch her smile as you buy her ice cream
I cry
>>700055842
Hallla Vigil
>>700055942
It's always the support's fault
>>700056250
Wasn't it "TheMagnificentNui"?
>>700056009
>>700056051
You dufus
>>700056234
Hello my second favorite doctor
>>700056250
Good bye! Have fun
>>700056250
Goodbye wonderful.
>>700056009
>>700056051
>Triggered
That's poor gun safety!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4vJjSV8SaU
>>700056009
Pretty good. How about you?
>>700056305
Что ты сказал, сволочь?
>>700055339
It's alright.
>>700056327
Patience is a virtue. No matter the wait.
>>700056327
>you will never witness the collision of the milky way and andromeda together with her
>you will never hold hands as you're ripped apart by the expansion of the universe
>you will never witness the death of the last white dwarf while locked in embrace
Fuck.
>>700056327
I was the support...
But our top lane trundle didn't do so well either
>>700056523
Shizuru!
>>700056234
Yeah, I hear those are pretty popular in Canada and so they've got to be good.Also wood a best, polymer a shit.
>>700056339
Oi, watch it ublyudku.
>>700056445
Original joke!
But I laughed anyway.
>>700056523
I'm alright.
>>700056999
STRONGET!!!
>>700057003
shhhhiiiiiiiiittt
>>700056915
Is it?
>>700056993
That actually made you laugh? Woo!
I'm so glad my gf isn't an image of a Chinese cartoon on a computer screen or a fucking pillow.
Pic related it's what an actual relationship looks like and not jacking off to your computer screen to cringy Asian drawings
>>700056339
FRAN!
>>700056993
Exactly. Polymer is excellent if you're purely a competition shooter, but I want this weapon for fun and for SHTF. Polymer furniture doesn't hold up well where I'm going. Wood can be used to bash in nigger skulls. The issue would be finding or manufacturing a replacement.
>>700056993
I'm not the arschloch who forgets to attach pictures, now am I?
>>700057276
How are you?
Oh, where are you going nigger hunting?
>>700056958
Hey Fran. What's up?
>>700056915
I suppose. Waiting on the good times eh?
>>700056942
Holy fuck that's way too relatable
>>700056958
>play cdr tank vel'koz support
>play ad crit thresh support
>carry harder than your retarded adc
That's how I win my games
>our top lane trundle
Wait... what's a top lane?
Fuckin autism hahaha
>>700057276
Plus wood is sexy as shit. Seriously, just google "wood mp5".
Also wood is heavier, and heavier=less recoil.
>>700057451
I'm sure its happened to you before pedik.
>>700057574
>>>/suicide/
>>700057451
When SHTF and they start fucking around in my fucking woods.
>>700057708
I'm not sure whether or not that's a meme, but it almost makes sense that the same round has more trouble pushing a heavier weapon into my shoulder.
>mfw I've seen people rubbing their shoulders after firing a C7
>>700057478
Not much, just finally getting around to reading the GATE manga, and more of Legend of the Galactic Heroes
>>700057555
Leona can't get that much damage, aside for the overpoweredness of sunfire cap and the first of her W
Where the scrubs live, even if I mained top once and still play it sometimes
>>700057708
Nah m8
>>700057574
>mom's house
only for now.
>mom's credit card
I buy MOST stuff other than groceries on my debit.
>no job
I currently do consulting/contract work, and am working on a website
>filthy teeth
Nah. damaged, yes; filthy, no.
>no brushing
No, I brush at least once a day. would make sense to do more if I didn't eat constantly, and often before sleep
>fat
k, you got me there.
>hentai
Yes
>fleshlight
no. But if I was gonna get something like that, I'd try to make a doll or something.
>hug pillow
Not yet
>that much manga
I wish, but I've been saving a lot of my cash for the website launch
>adidas
No, I wear generic, nameless shirts
>fucked hair
Only sometimes.
>neckbeard AF
No, as much as I don't shave REGULARLY, I shave enough that I don't get too much. Don't like facial hair.
>>700058127
>Leona can't get that much damage
Lichbane + Assload of AP. Who needs tankiness when the enemy team is ded?
>>700058327
Damage control
Good Morning Everyone!
>>700057555
tfw you haven't played league enough to know what any of that means.
>>700058401
>Damage control
Nah, just felt like responding. Last person didn't respond when I called him a bastard in Russian after the "Cirnobyl" comment."
>>700058078
Its 100% science dude.Why do you think LMGs are heavy as shit? If something weighs more it gets pushed less man.
>insert Gersh Kuntzman meme here
>>700058127
You rogonosets.
>>700058327
>Doesn't like facial hair
Woman or trap detected.
>>700058401
Damage control
>>700058561
Нет говорить по-русски
>>700056447
her pubic hair should not be moving that much... it's literally sliding up her pelvis
>>700058622
I always thought they were just heavier because of size, and having thicker barrels that don't heat up as fast.
>>700058755
Pubes are nasty anyway.
>>700058078
You live in the middle of nowhere Canada, right?
I'm a bit spooked because they was a minor chimp out in Milwaukee, where I'm moving to soon
>>700058328
Fair enough
>>700058622
Why are you insulting me in Russian? You may as well use gibberish
>>700057555
Always, it's bound to happen every so often. But sure as hell enjoy it when it does happen.
>>700058688
ok, I used translate. I can only read the letters. I don't know many words in Russian =P
>>700058127
>implying you can't sneak a RoA and lichbane in that build and 100-0 adc's in one combo
>>700058328
This tbh
Even though I LOVE building vel'koz cdr tank. Build spirit's visage, RoA, Athene's grail, Warmogs, ninja tabi and frost queen claim
Do damage for days thanks to passive, win lane early, tank and peel for your carries and take their whole initiation without giving two fucks
Try it sometimes
>>700058411
Hello Shino
Lemme translate for you
>tentacle eyeball does big damage and takes no damage
>Green lantern skeleton does BIG damage
>>700059038
Yeah, just sitting through it is the only thing we can do eh?
What are you up to?
>>700059023
>Pubes are nasty anyway
Yeah, they kinda are
>>700059038
Oh hey Mami
>>700059281
I'll have to try that sometimes
>>700059023
Even 5.56 can have some harsh recoil when you shoot it at 800 RPM
>>700059027
Luchshe , chem vash natsistskogo nemetskogo yazyka , pedik zadnitsu
>>700059281
A couple guys from the stream and I have started playing league together. We're all new so it's kinda fun.
I never understood what adc means or any of that shit. I play annie, I light niggers on fire.
I wonder if their are any cool youtube vids for beginners.
>>700059027
Well, Sydney isn't quite middle of nowhere. I live in a very small port city with a lot of old people but we have plenty of woods and shit close by. Canadian tire and Wal-Mart are literally on the way to my SHTF destination so I can loot ammo and shit if my stocks are low. I'm more spooked about some kind of potential natural disaster or a war.
>>700059429
They definitely are.
>>700059550
True dat.
![AA [121].png](https://i.imgur.com/LZlCZ9Q.png "AA [121].png")
>>700059577
>>700058954
>>700059049
>>700059140
>>700059175
>>700059237
>>700059325
>>700059379
I see why I wasn't supposed to do that now...
What the fuck does that even mean, though? Is it supposed to be 'quit'? It doesn't translate. It says "Khuit"
>>700059655
>>700059691
>What the fuck does that even mean, though? Is it supposed to be 'quit'? It doesn't translate. It says "Khuit"
ХУИТА (rus) - Full shit (eng)
>>700059746
Hot.
>>700059691
It's a Russian meme, basically means dick.
>>700059626
>TFW can't decide whether I want 7.62x51 Galil for stoppan powah or 5.56 for 35,50 and 65 round mags
Once I decide I'm going to start saving for real this time instead of spending it whenever a cool new gun comes out.
>>700059691
https://lurkmirror.ml/%D0%A5%D1%83%D0%B8%D1%82%D0%B0
![AV [139].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/tcswFX4.jpg "AV [139].jpg")
>>700059691
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Xynta
>>700059746
>>700060041
>>700059550
Ok then
>>700059626
My SHTF plan is to stay in my house with a few guns and a month or two of backpacking meals. The US government generally responds to domestic disasters with in the first week
>Thats why I shave them, and the hair on my thighs, which I should do again soon. It's starting to grow back
>>700059429
Yeah please do
crit thresh is as much fun as you can have but only do it if you have at least one other tank on your team. CC for days, 2 or 3 shot all squishies and take their tasty souls while spamming laugh
>>700059559
It can be really fun if you're playing with friends. Just fuck around as you please. There's no better way to learn it
Ah, I got into league from a previous 2500+ hours dota 2 so I picked it u rather quickly
I don't know about videos except for the generic league youtubers
Try FrostPrime and MagikarpUsedFly. They have some tutorial-ish videos
Claiming
Fuck who should i try to bang in final fantasy 7 Tifa or Aeris .
>shino
>>700060178
What if the government is the SHTF or doesn't exist anymore though?
>>700059281
Just sitting around and on here until I fall asleep.
It has its worth. Sometimes it's better to give it a little push to get to it. Depends on how much you want it or the situation.
>>700059429
Hello Fran.
Boats are out. Get your gundam waifus while they're still hot.
Deathscythe Senpai is my waifu.
>>700060342
Tifa, she sounds hot.
![II [122].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/F2O7wo6.jpg "II [122].jpg")
>>700060176
>>700060459
>>700060459
No.
>>700059946
That depends on how you'll use it. If you can trick her out to be a DMR, go for the bigger round. If you want to go full CQB madness, ammo capacity is your friend.
>>700060178
My home isn't terribly well-defended or anything. If shit goes downhill where I live, I do not want to be in town. The few people who aren't ancient fossils are practically cavemen as it stands, so I'd like to be as far away from them as possible when the power goes out and McDonald's closes up.
>>700060372
Also valid. When Donald finally starts a nuclear war, we're not gonna have Vault-Tec around.
>>700060554
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>>700060183
Sounds amazing, I have gone full ad Soraka a few times
>>700060372
Flee to Canada, they seem pretty chill and have been nice about accepting immigrants and continuous objectors when the draft goes
>>700060379
How are you?
>>700060652
Well, I'm in a well off neighborhood. The main concern of SHTF is a power outage in winter, I'm sure you can understand why.
Though I'm about to move to a dorm for college, so I'll have to make quite different plans then, mainly because there was a chimp out there. Not in the part of town I'm going to be at, but still in the same city
>>700060554
>>700060647
Oh you're no fun.
![WO [140].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/yeCZYUQ.jpg "WO [140].jpg")
>>700060684
>>700061066
Sorry
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>>700060652
5.56 it is then
Anyway, I got to go to work, later guys
>>700061167
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>>700061046
I'm good, a little tired. Yourself?
>>700061046
They'll come for your heating oil and blankets or some shit. This is also a concern for us. Being a coastal community, we can have some harsh winters.
>>700061187
Later.
I want to learn English.
>>700061346
Same to be honest. Happy about my mom being much better though
>>700061434
Yep, which cost do you live on?
I currently live in Green bay Wisconsin
That's by the great lakes for reference
>>700061534
It's a pain, glad I'm a native speaker
>>700061187
Peace out
>>700061669
I'm from Russia and I very much want to learn English.
>>700061534
One of the many American dialects, Cape Bretonese, Ebonics, or actual English?
>>700061669
I'm on the East Coast in the Northern Atlantic. We used to be a huge thing back in the 10s-90s. We were producing shitloads of steel and our port was a starting point for convoys during wars, not to mention all the god damn coal you could ever want. Now our biggest industries are tourism, fishing, and providing labor for oil rigs and suchlike out West in Alberta.
>Mercy
