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FUCK
i liked this
even though I dont know new pokemon meme
n put your hat back on you slut
>>700042724
Niggers
AVATAR FAGS GET THE FUCK OFF OF MY BOARD
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>700043219
never
>>700043219
Have you considered drinking bleach?
oh fuck i'm the op
the thread bumped anyway, did your ip change
my ip never changes
demo post cute boys
dark magic
man maybe I should play hg/ss again
>>700044492
filename not related
i was thinking about restarting my hg
it's loaded in my ds
I have no idea where most of my DS games are, which would bother me if emulation weren't a thing.
C H E A T E R !
and I hack pokemon for competitive battling too because breeding and training are gay wastes of time
you monster
thank g-d for computers
i had a gameshark as a kid, that shit was dope
seriously there's 0 value in actually TRAINING the pokemon for comp battling it's a fuckton of work that has nothing to do with the actual competition
pokemon are easy to raise in hg/ss anyways
yeah but for comp you have to get perfect IVs and EVs and natures and shit
EVs are easy but a waste of time while IVs involve hyperprecise breeding that takes FOREVER
competitive pokemon is for suckas
naw you just suck tbh
>>700045599
poor pokeboy
rate pokeboy protagonists best to worst
long hair = best, shorter hair = worst
gsc
bw2
rse
rby
dpp
bw
xy
generally speaking that's true but gold is def #1
literally 100% correct
long haired boys are best
I also dont know what pokemon boy belongs to what game
>>700046320
5th
2nd
3rd
1st
4th
>>700046464
your taste is almost perfect but let's be real 2nd will always be the absolute, unambiguous best
>>700046464
lets be realistic now
just because shotaboy is your fancy doesn't make him better than gold
>>700046547
I cant really tell that well since theyre chibis and such, I'd probably give a more accurate ranking if it was just normal
>>700046624
5th is top tier because awesome hair, 2nd because shota, rest I cant really rank differently from chibi
Though I like avatar fagging somewhat I just want to look at some gfur so I can imagine that the pillow next to me is a buff daddy so I can sleep
NOT OK
>>700046916
You should go.
this is probs more accurate
>>700046870
>pokemon in american
I'm playing pokemon black 2 since it's great
what should I name my rival
>>700047046
>N not being #0, the green haired god of all yaoi fanfictions
you suck at this
>>700047046
>that order now
nnnnnnnnnnnnaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
demo obviously
s*
>>700047115
He looks weird and out of place
also tumblr colour hair
name is Hillary
>>700047122
pffft, whats wrong with it
excellent
I will also need names for all the pokemon I use, none of which will be the starters since unova starters are SHIT
>>700047205
too late he already has no s
>>700047207
he's not a protagonist either, he's only there because he is legitimately the fanfic golden boy
>>700047256
I also think at this point pokemon games are just turned to shit
Like WoW expacs
>>700047338
not really
b2 and w2 were arguably the best games in the series to that point
x/y were pretty shit but the quality oscillates more than it just nosedives
>pokemon games are just turned to shit
UM
also alolan exeggutor is the best thing that has ever happened to pokemon and maybe the world in general
personally,
I hope dark type persian with technician is actually real strong
what do I name snivy
(will not be using him for very long)
>>700047338
Actually I have to disagree, I think Sinnoh was the worst and although Unova wasn't much better I thought they really redeemed themselves with Kalos
Kek, I remembered in primary school when I managed to get a ditto and just whored it to everyone and gave everyone every starter pokemon
>>700047695
are you having a laugh mate
kalos was smoking hot garbage, the ingame was absolutely vacuous
dong
>>700047694
Snek
>sinnoh was the worst
i refuse to acknowledge this
>>700047783
naturally this is the only correct choice
>>700047782
no
>>700047840
it's hilariously wrong, those games were great (except for the pre-platinum slowness)
>>700047745
Never said I liked the gameplay, I should've been more specific. Yes the x and y storyline was retarded but I meant they redeemed themselves with the new pokemon themselves. I liked the new pokemon in x and y. Sinnoh and Unova had better gameplay but the new pokemon were trash and unimaginative
also,
>>700048002
oh yeah see you have to tell me what criteria you're talking about here
x/y had cool new pokemon but there were so few of them
>>700048013
I need a second gsc remake with will and alolan exeggutor
also x&y was short as FUCK.
>>700048129
hopefully they'll do that thing where you can fight past gym leaders in sun/moon
Hoenn in a nutshell
also Pokemon Sun and Moon are going to be shortened to pokemon s&m
>>700048299
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA
>>700048230
>also x&y was short as FUCK.
>>700048230
>>700048230
>>700048230
there was no fucking game
and it annoys me that there was no aftergame either, I don't know maybe ORAS was better but whatever happened to b2/w2 PWT that shit was tight af
>>700048305
laughing_tangrowth
>>700048351
>THEY DIDN'T INCLUDE THE BATTLE FRONTIER IN ORAS
>>700047840
Sinnoh was a messy, last minute abortion. Pic very very related
>>700048493
That's some lazy kike bullshit
hgss had tons of content too AND the battle frontier
I wonder if the switch to 3d is the problem here
>>700047457
>just
gen 5 was the beginning, gen 6 was just sad
>>700048588
i thought regigigas was fucking hardcore
>>700048668
could be
at the very least they could have issued that as a DLC. I would have eaten that up.
>>700048792
I never bought ORAS and I'm glad I didn't, I don't like hoenn that much anyway
>I thought regigigas was fucking hardcore
I think he's cool looking but man why'd they make him so garbage
he's a legendary he's allowed to be strong
alright boys what do I name riolu
I will actually use this long term for the record
f
respects duly paid
get a voltorb and name is 'muslim'
what about azurill
(also I'm retrying catching these until they have not-shit natures and azurill has pure power)
>>700049534
if I can find one somewhere I will do that
pikablu
>>700049632
I forgot to nickname it and this one is +speed with huge power so I'm gonna rename it at the guy wherever he is in this game
Dark-types are immune to psychic just as Blacks are immune to logic and reason
>>700050072
but fortunately weak to getting the shit kicked out of them
>>700050072
kek
>>700050180
Niggers fear spiders and bees. Game Freak really did their research
holy shit game give me another riolu
>>700050537
the nigger stereotypes are strong in grorious nippon
>>700050773
Case and point, thief is a dark type move
>>700050925
and foul play, snatch, beat up...
sf is a fairy type
a-am not
are too x100000000000
yasss +atk nature riolu
this is how we do
and ok fine w/e I'm a qt flesh ribbons tho
imps
i don't believe it
s'not possible
I actually burst out laughing
believe it
what's all this stuff going on here
pokemon dork nonsense.
I'm becoming the very best that no-one ever was
oh
well i just shaved my legs
with a new razor
that instantly meant i would get a cut near my ankle
oh no parafirk got a boo-boo
shitposting for trump on leddit is difficult
yeah that happens to me too with fresh blades
I'm too lazy to be careful
the excessive bleeding was the only thing that bothered me
>>700052320
are you on r/politics or something
>>700052426
yeah
>>700052613
I feel bad for you but admire the effort
shower time
don't get cut
>>700052713
It is fairly amusing to see the shit posted there. You just see obvious shills and blind supporters
Had someone tell me they'd rather terrorists in the country than pedos
>>700052944
the levels of virtue signalling have transcended mere sociability and at this point have reached groveling
not that it matters since muslims are both of those
>>700053057
People actually defend the orlando shooter's father even though he is anti gay, american and pro taliban
https://www.instagram.com/p/BJO_79tA7k-/
this is also pretty funny
>>700053265
leftists are at least the second 2
that redhead is a fucking harpy
>>700053505
I have no real idea who any of them but its pretty much what most political arguments devolve to, a squawking match
>>700053650
I don't know who she is either but I know the type.
>NEVER INSULT HILLARY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Hillary's a caniving bitch.
>>700053712
I guess my main goals are to annoy people enough until they abuse me then report post
Someone arguing somethng with me had their post removed for calling me a nitwit, lol
>>700053990
Conniving
>>700053946
>horse dildo and a picture of katia in the background
who tf drew this
>>700054065
truly, the spirit of Australia flows through you
>>700054173
lazybutts
>>700054490
should I recognize that name?
Shitty Animu thread.... Shame
>>700054620
you asked who the artist is
>believing for a second that avatarfagging is better than tripfaggotry
>>700054683
yeah because I thought it was, like, thread fanart
>>700054722
hi avery
>>700054173
Dont even know what half the people are arguing about but thats why you give vague answers so they keep replying
>>700053990
Where as Trump is a whinny conniving little bitch
>>700054792
hey babe
>>700054776
it's not
which is why we do both
>>700054836
pro strats right there
>>700054866
how's life
>>700054792
>thread fanart
how horrifying
>>700054905
Its also funny because all the posts there are anti trump
Havent seen something pro hillary is weeks
Guess there isnt anything to post about
>>700054944
seems rather fucked to me too but it was too perfect
>>700055034
nobody "likes" hillary
>>700054905
same old
are you back in philly
>>700055226
yeah, I missed it
>>700055095
Im sure big companies do
>>700055448
Not as a person, I bet.
>>700055293
I understand
I'm super bored
>>700055684
Well I mean even Bill wouldnt fuck her and he'd fuck anything
>>700055695
people are coming to my house today to see if we are good enough people to own their dog
>>700055785
He fucked her at least once.
>>700054173
I can't believe I spelt that wrong. Must've been the hunger.
>>700055830
you should let them know you're a furry, so you're great with animals
>>700055830
receipt for 1 packet of brown bags
>>700055894
probably
>>700055988
I'll leave my dog dildo out
and porn open on my computer
ugh I need to clean my room
>>700056006
and a bottle of jack
>>700056183
post pics of dog
>>700056586
I don't have any yet, I've been uninvolved in the whole adopting a new dog process
>>700056664
disappointment
I thought he meant the dildo.
>be me
>going through /b/ looking for fap material
>see Lucario thumbnail thinking its pokebox
>mfw it's just people talking about a dog
we're not even arguing
>>700056775
besides on the off chance they decide we're clearly terrible people and shouldn't own the doggo it'd be sad
my mom also hasn't taken two of our cats to the vet in ever (they're healthy though) so she's doing this weird shit where she's pretending they don't exist and when the people are visiting she's sending them away for a few hours
>>700056840
it's not an exceptionally beautiful dildo or anything
>>700056988
you say this like it's a PROBLEM
>reply to 3 posts
>refresh
>3 notifications
>repeat
>>700057090
that doesn't make any sense
>>700057294
she doesn't want to look like a bad pet owner since there's no vet record of our cats
so she went a little nutty
>>700057386
it should be a commendation of her pet-raising skill that they're healthy without ever having gone to a vet
>>700057561
actually, only the cat who's BEEN to the vet is unhealthy
>>700057705
maybe your vet sucks
>>700057839
not an unreasonable possibility, most of her problems are mental and probably the result of being spayed too young and given a microchip
>>700058033
oh interesting
give me a name for growlithe
>>700058584
I have a luddite-esque distrust of the pet medical industry
>>700058704
name it rex
>>700058704
fukboi
>>700058879
mission accomplished
>>700058884
that'll be the next thing I catch
