Waifu claiming thread: Smug Crew Thread
Previously on /waifu/: >>699979141
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun. Long dick style!
Shinoa claimed
Claimed.
Claimed.
>>699990557
Try To Get Getz!
Penny Claim! Swimsuit edition!
check em
kin pantsu
I just noticed, the 700 mil get is coming up. Will someone finally make me admit I'm cute by getting it?
Nico Nico Nii~
here
oh my
>>699990557
>Smug Crew Thread
>>699990853
>>699990247
Jesus christ dude!
>>699990939
Lol no
>>699991004
Little nico
All of waifu is mine now. Only something greater than a 7mil undo it
And I'm going to bed.
I leave you with my current favorite song.
https://youtu.be/CXAwolUpz4g
Good night.
>>699990384
Oh thats good then. Good job.
>>699990405
Damn that sucks. When did you get home?
Clammed
>>699991741
Goodnight.
>>699991678
I didn't think so.
>>699991885
Like, 9 at night I got to my dads. Around 11 I got home home.
>>699990062
Alright I'm off to bed. Goodnight!
>>699991885
What do you take me for, a casual?
>"Index refreshing intensifies"
>>699991548
Heya love how are ya?
>>699991678
Hey Shinoa. You can stop trying for it Nico is staying mine.
>>699991678
Like honestly after stalking me for two years
>Attempted murder, animal torture, arson, evading police, breaking and entering, theft, etc.
I feel like it was justified.
>Plus I had zero options at the time.
I'm here, I have no beer
kill me
Check my get.
>>699991678
I'll roll for Karen lewds when 700 mil comes ul
>>699992096
>mfw I killed fatboi second
>>699992063
Never will be cute :^)
>>699992213
For now :^)
>>699992288
Fair enough
>>699992520
Why karen? That's such a huge waste
>>699992614
It better have been for the fat armor
>>699992520
Dead meme
>>699992705
Oh should I roll for you ';^)
>>699992479
>called their own post
>wasn't first reply
>>699992705
Outside of that, I taught my friend(J)'s little sister(K) how to play my PS2
>I let her play Chaos Wars
I am not awake yet.
>>699992096
Kek, Ornstein is my Lord and savior. He deserves better than to become pancake.
>>699992063
Damn dude that sucks. Looks like you're back at 0$ again.
>>699992793
It was because I couldn't handle fighting Ornstein solo in phase 2, but fatty was easier to doge and keep track of, and for the armor
Hello everyone
>no life here again
>Juvia claimed
>happy to be here
Might be last post tonight, not sure. If so goodnight guys
>>699993338
Honestly the worst part about that is that it's not greentexted
>>699993007
How intriguing
>>699993065
Jeez i havent played that in such a long time. Last game i played was DBZ tenkaiichi or something
>>699993840
Awwww Goodnight dude
>>699992213
Doing pretty good all things considered. How are ya?
>>699992705
At least you agree!
>>699993739
Pretty much. I'll have like, $100 or so till next week.
>>699993338
think we have had enough shit posting for today
>>699992705
and forever! back off smuglord.
>>699994172
The same i suppose. school is getting kinda stressful but i think i can manage!
Shitposting you say?
>>699994021
Yeah I started her on that because most all other games I own are hyper violent.
>But I did let her play Tekken. Tekken was okay.
I convinced her that my GTA games were actually racing games.
>She doesn't like racing games.
>I don't like racing games either, nor sports games.
>>699993739
His armor is bloody sweet, its a damn shame the player armor does not come with the plume
>>699993828
Damnit CJ all you have to do is roll forward and hug his legs
>>699993338
Yeah but what about
>>699994383
>lewd_tomoko.jpg
will anyone care about 699999999?
Fuck it, I'll still be here a while.
>Waiting for the gets.
>>699995523
There are a few, including myself.
>>699995523
If i got it, i'd immediately delete the post
>>699994021
Well Laura isn't here right now so youre the only one I can think of :^)
>>699994799
The fuck was he doing in tactical gear anyways?
>>699994799
why are you trying to convince Penny that it was murder?
>It was justified.
>It was necessary
I remember last time some asshats kept going
"WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST HIT HER WITH THE GUN!"
Kek though.
>>699994674
Man, it was just I could never keep a track on him with his jumping around, and with the damage boost from the lightning it made sense for me to go for fatty
test post please ignore
>>699995839
As I say that
>>699995760
>>699995808
>That blush
Cute
>>699994172
Or am I, you adorable, fluffy plushie~
>>699994307
>
>>699994383
Yes
>>699994637
Ayy lmao
Never played sports games
>>699995523
I'd be surprised if both are in /waifu/. happened with 9999 and 0000 before and we had to quints in one week or something
>>699995839
Oh my~
>>699995060
Fapping to your waifu makes you gay
>>699995904
I like to pretend I'm a military operator so I put on a stab vest and an ammo rig and run around my property with my weapons
>inb4 what if neighbors see
5.5 Acres + Neighbors who don't care.
>Plus I knew something was up when I found out that the power box had been cut with a knife.
I wish I coulda screencapped the whole thread but I was lazy.
>>699996333
trips confirm
>>699994799
Is this real? wot?
>>699995948
Hmph I guess I cant expect you to be on par with me
>>699995839
I've been here.
>I was taking a shower.
>>699994307
Didn't you like, just start though?!
>>699996252
I am not adorable, nor fluffy! Reeeee!
>>699996252
Same, sports games are for nerds.
>>699996333
This.
>>699996577
Yeah.
>But somebody wants me to think I committed a murder I guess.
>>699994799
>>699996437
you take a life before me and now my meme
>I need to die now thanks penny
>>699996437
>I wish I coulda screencapped the whole thread but I was lazy.
and dealing with cops.
>>699994172
Rip makoto.
>>699994674
Fucking yes. I put his armor on the moment I got it. I knew all the hard work would pay off. Yeah I hate that they don't let you have the full helmet.
>>699995948
If you're really scared of phase 2 Then you could kind of get him stuck behind a puller and then pelt him with magic or bows or something.
>>699996650
>Prepare for combat maid
Did I do something wrong
>That explains it
where was you when 4chan hit 700000000
i was in waifu thread with other virgins
Erectile dysfunction
>>699996585
You just now got to that conclusion?
>>699996836
Where did you shoot her. Omg dude.
My bro had a similar situation with a women. She stabbed and shot him. She's still alive tho.
>>699997422
you ok?
>>699996437
That better have been for self defense
Even so, killing aint necessary
>Starting to think this threads full of psychos
>>699997249
Ah well its my favorite armor nonetheless
Was happy it made a return in souls 3
>>699997498
I was hoping you could git gud
>>699997110
Oh no. I didn't mean to dethrone you!
>Quick shank somebody in the streets and tell us about it!
>>699997499
I uh... Popped her in the torso with a shotty
>There was no chance for her to move after she got hit.
Claimed my husbando
Where is it?
>>700000000
>>699997403
This kek
>>699996836
Woah how did I miss this story. Are you alright?
>Inb4 he's posting isn't he?
>>699997422
rip in dick
>>699997862
I'm going to officially be gud once I beat this damn game
>>699997825
Wow nice Tomo.
Yeah I'm just here for the get
>>699996252
That's right spooked u_u
>>699996720
Yeah and looking through the syllabus is giving me anxiety lol i shouldn't have taken this many classes..
>>699997279
I don't think you understand that I like my showers cold half of the time.
The waifus are mine
Purge all autismo overlords
>>699998422
You fucking better m8
>>699998601
ahh we will see it
>>699997928
Woah. Like woah. Thats like mind blowing.
I know you said she had been stalking you and shit b4. Did you already have police reports against her so the cops are like cool with it?
Gonna take my get, hug everyone, and go to bed~
There is literally nothing wrong with being Jewish.
>>699997249
I'm used to it.
>>699998692
How many are you taking? Surely it can't be THAT bad...
>If get, Shinoa must claim with lewds from now on
Get
7mil GET Lewds FOREVER
Ids habbening
>>699999674
Hey Prinz. How's it going?
>Hugs
meme
OINAOFIAF
>>699999282
Looks like a jackass.
>>700000000
>>700000000
>>700000077
Meh, dubs
>>699997862
I mean, you read the pic, it was definitely necessary.
>She shanked one dude and lunged at me with a knife.
>I'm only alive because I had my surplus cop stab vest.
I had zero options outside of shotgun to her torso.
>>699998145
>He who shall not be named?
Probably.
But yeah I'm good, since Idaho has absolutely wonderful self defense laws I have zero legal issues as far as this goes.
>Last thread, shit was cray
>Angry Marine Anon was liveposting me as I talked to him and patrolled my house to keep K safe before my friends showed up in basically riot gear.
I love this state.
>>699999429
Yeah a few cop reports and some witness testimony and stuff.
>Mfw connection issues because get flooding.
>>700000000
>>700000000
faggot
>>700000751
>>700000840
What a waste of a get, wow.
>>700000999
At least I got trips
>>700000999
>>699997928
>>699997928
:( i wish. I dont hate you im just jealous I guess oh well im sure you didnt have time to play it was just a clean shot no playtime?
>im jealous i feel like shit
I was lurking for the get but I take my eyes off for a moment and miss my chance.
Anyways Iowa claimed
Dudes my whats up
or I guess 4chan doesn't have to let me post fuck me right
Now that 700000000 has GOT, we're all safe from the thing that was going to kill you all.
>>700000290
>>700000290
Prettygood! Just thought I'd test my luck before i sleep. Goodnight now~
>hugs back
If Vivian is still here...
https://www.nasa.gov/feature/jpl/cassini-finds-flooded-canyons-on-titan
Thought they had new pictures, turns out they were just analyzing old ones.
That's what i get for skimming the start. Interesting stuff anyways.
>>700000840
Tripcode jew.
>>699999967
it is! I'm taking 5..
>>700001543
He left.
>>699996720
But you are plushie! ^_^
>>699996836
Way better to play it 'physically' if that makes sense
>>699998692
>
>>700001518
Happened to just about all of us homie
>>699999999
>>700000000
And we have our winners.
>>700001524
hello waifu machine. you feeling better?
Claimed.
>>700001735
Ah. Well i tried.
My internet is slow as fuck
nice to see how wasted 700mil was though
>>700001503
Basically it was a fear reaction of seeing her jumping at me and me going "SHOTGUN PLEASE DON'T FAIL ME."
>>700001834
True.
>Much better to tackle some fucker in a field than in a game yo.
>>700001518
maybe if you put those away.
>>700001834
i will bully WHOMEVER i please. Including the smug.
>>700002020
He'll be back tomorrow.
>>700001518
Hey Iowa
>Ceiling
Bad gateway too?
>Playing League again got out if the rut with Gangplank
>>699999999
>>700001886
Now that I've saved all your and your Waifu's asses with my skills, yes.
In fact, I didn't do anything. Like, not anymore, because I erased what happened. Of course, I didn't erase it, because I made it to never happen, but I didn't even do that, because it's gone.
Don't worry about it. We can go back to all being friends and/or faggots now. Stuff should make sense. If I'ma ctgin weird it'scdx because of that, even though it isn't, beacuse not
I'm gonna shut down for a little bit. Just shut down, is it.
So, see ya, thanks, goodbye.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4m7nz2tH_28
>>700001834
>play it 'physically'
My thoughts on racing. And yes, I am Plushie, hello.
>>700001602
5, wew. What courses? I could see that being a tad stressful if it's difficult ones.
Garde claimed
>>700002065
oh not the most fun but ok shotgun did her stomach explode must of looked cool
>I tip my hat to you killer~
>>700002065
Dude hell yes. Sadly though i need the help of others to bring a guy down sinceim pretty thin. But being thin doesn't make it any less fun!
>>700002146
>
>>700002607
Oh you. Hello plushie. Im smug
>>700002607
A math course, criminal law introduction, science of public speaking, stars and planets and theatre.
>>700002980
>
>>700002849
welcome back
>>700002849
Wtf is that thing?
>>700003089
Didn't expect to be back so soon, insomnia hitting me hard. Anything go on while I was out?
>>700002065
I wish I could shoot my ex with no repercussions.
Ok, let me get back on track. Who was I talking to and why aren't we posting pics of our waifus celebrating even though we didn't get the gets?
>>700001834
I wish it didn't happen man.
>>700002146
nou nerd
>>700002273
Nah just wasn't sending. Probably because everybody was freaking out. Might play league if I got nothing better to do.
>>700002980
>Mfw I use to be 110 pounds 5'7
>Now I'm 180 5'9
My metabolism is stable now.
>>700002857
>It was like an anatomy video I watched on an intestine cleaning except moar blood and more intestine chunks. It was fucked yo.
>>700003350
Get her to break into your home with a knife.
>>700003080
Wew, looking to be a lawyer or something?
>>700002980
Hi Smug, why do they call you smug?
>>700003080
Which math course?
>>700003335
just the 7 mil get really
>>700003080
>Theatre
My Nigga.
hello weeabo scum. how is everyone?
>>700003335
We talked about Penny's murder again.
>>700003851
Penny committed a murder.
>>700003418
oh so exciting I want it so bad the thrill my arms are doing thier tense thing when i see gore stuff maybe one day i will get the chance before i die i will know
>i will most likely be the crazy ex though
>>700003350
hi yui
>am i the only one without a ex
>>700003389
shut it you titty monster go away.
>>700003562
Yessir. A defense attorney actually!
>>700003686
it's just a basic math one. It's called math 401 because thats the room it's in but it just has college level mathematics. Nothing too specific.
>>700003804
Theatre is by far the easiest and funnest so far lol
>>700003930
>>i will most likely be the crazy ex though
Probably.
>>700004007
He's gonna fuck the dog.
>>700003311
wtf are you? :^)
>>700003770
7 mil? Was it a good get or a trashy get?
>>700003876
I need proof before I believe anything on /b/
>>700003922
you mean the nice redhead girl? well shit, do i have to help hide the body?
>>700003080
>stars and planets
You have my interest
>>700003359
Idk dude lol
>>700003389
But them gets
>>700003418
I currently envy you
>>700003562
>
This is why. Now why do they call you plushie?
>>700003851
Good. How is the dirty vampire scum I wish to exterminate?
>>700003876
>>700003922
>Mfw it wasn't even murder.
>Mfw I keep lurking this thread.
>>700003930
You won't need to be an ex to be crazy
>>700004000
>Ki is gunna be a defense lawyer
SCORE! Hey Ki, wanna help me out when I get caught racing on the twisties? :^)
>Inb4 your whole defense is just saying how much of an idiot I am
>>700004148
Because I'm plush, like a plushie! I think...
>>700004101
said check it fuckers in a get thread. so yeah trash
Ok where was I?
Fuck my internet. Right at the moment I needed it most.
>>700004101
>>700004111
I didn't do a murder
>I did a self defense.
Pic related
>>700004000
Gimme your trips and lunch money nerd
>>700004148
THOSE WERE MY GETS
>>700003418
when did this happen?
>>700004148
>Two people are jealous of me for completely different reasons
Kek.
