700M THREAD PART II
IN CASE FAGGOTS DELETE THE FIRST ONE
FIRST ONE HERE:
>>699949607
7m get
lets see
7m
>>699957408
roll
Wooooo
>>699999999
>>700000000
Also get
Tonight a new era of 4chan will be ushered in
600m was a dark time, filled with cancer and Children, but now we can reach total enlightenment
>>699958970
all hail >>700000000
Leddit > 4chan
>>699959154
Yes
>>699958970
I can confirm, I was just a wee 15 year old when I started posting circa. 2013.
>>699959154
ALL HAIL >>700000000
>>699957408
Keep your shit together its not gonna happen that soon
Will someone do a 600m retrospective of all the shit that happened in that time?
/peWhb
waiting party here, come join discard
>>699959479
This sums it up:
>retards everywhere
>more OPs that are faggots
>not too many major raids
>porn everywhere
>>699960457
don't forget the traps
>>699960560
That too. Thanks.
fucking get
we just 404d last one
EVERYBODY GET IN HERE
>>699961408
no i didnt fuck off
700m GET
>>699961467
if get trump wins
>>699961467
That's not cool bro
>>699961467
This anon sucks your mothers tits
>>699961408
Not cool man, give them back to him
the guy above me is an asseater
What's a dub?
YES WE HERE NIGGA
get
if dubs newfeg
if trips newfeg
overall newfeg
>>699961717
no u
no gf
>>699961790
Newfags going for a get when there's still 40,000 posts to go
>>699961818
Best girl
>>699961467
fucking thief
>>699961784
I wanna fuck him gently
observe these repeating integers
>>699961717
I mean...as long it's from a hot chick I like ass...
Plz godz
>>699961961
how about now
The anon below me will never get these post numbers:
>>700000000
>>750000000
>>800000000
>>850000000
>>900000000
>>1000000000
>>1500000000
With this 700m get, i here by declare a new era of 4chan
can we get it fams
>>699962102
Then move away from it you cancerous spiderfag
>>699962152
A new era happens every 100m posts, newfriend.
Niggers, we need 37,000 new posts. It's not coming tonight.
Only a fool would roll singles
if dubs + than after 700M no one will use /b/
I wrote this post at 8:28, knowing that
This is the 700 millionth post on b
It will begin the golden era of 4chan becoming a haven for intellectuals, musicians, and distinguished glitterati of all sorts.
>>699962442
you a fool then
Dubs
>>699962371
>implying /b/ is capable of thinking like a normal person
It's coming in a few hours btw
>>699962371
Yes it will, but maybe around midnight. Everyone's home from work and the number of posts will increase drastically.
>>699962493
shit
>>699962493
700m will be 4chan's prime
>>699962371
This. It's probably tommorow evening.
>>699962493
A man can dream...
>>699962605
No, that will be 1 billion. THAT is going to be fucked
Guys, what are some things you liked and hated about the 600m era?
>>699962249
and each one is worst than last
>>699962748
I'm not even sure most people currently on /b/ would live long enough to see that
>>699962867
liked: none
hated: everything
>>699962635
/b/ averages 1000 posts a minute. 40,000 posts to go makes the math easy.
40 minutes left
>>699962872
Sadly.
hello
>>699962949
Can we hit 700m at 10:30 EST?
get
>>699962949
https://getwatcher.net/
>>699963101
You are a god.
You guys are gonna love my dubs!
We're 40k posts away. Not gonna happen til tomorrow Idc how much you faggots shit post about it
>>699963187
You dropped them, i got ya
>>699962908
It's 300 million posts more for that.
How fast do we post exactly?
>>699963255
should be about 5 hours
OP HERE. 700M ERA HYPE!!!
>>699963345
6h6m
>>699962867
How long did the 600m era last?
>>699963345
You're wrong anon, its only 44 posts left fffs stop being such a newfaf.
>>699963419
way
too
long
>>699963375
U don't know shit lad
k
check em fag
>>699962867
all posts about memes in 600M era are black twitter memes
aka cancer
>>699963345
Nvm I miscounted, we should hit that in a few years i guess
I'm here to tell you in advance that >700000000 will be claimed for the glory of [s4s]
at this point we should just start posting as much as we can to get there faster
>>699963385
YESSSS
>>699963345
1200335 post per day, times level curve of Type B Ramanujan wave function
Divide by the use rate of 1200 new per day
Result: 2 months, 21 days, 9 hours
>>699963528
https://getwatcher.net/
You are retarded m8
>>699963660
in other words, check these dubs boi
>>699963659
No it won't. Faggot
>>699963710
>implying this holds any relevance
The grammar in this place is really terrible.
/b/ is starting to look like it's nothing more than a bunch of teenage faggots.
If you can't use proper grammar, then don't come on this website. It's not facebook, nor it is Nickelodeon.com. It is /b/.
I can understand the grammar jokes, like "Trolling is an art." That stuff is funny, I don't have a problem with it.
However, if I see one more faggot start a sentence without a capital letter then I will lose faith in this board.
If I see another person switch "Their, They're, and There" or "Your and You're." I might seriously consider not coming back to it anymore.
If you post with bad grammar in this thread, you're not trolling me. You're just proving yourself do be a dumbass. Regardless of anonymity, you're still out there somewhere. Whoever you are, you're a dumbass.
>>699963659
/s4s/ is shit. Gtfo nerd
>>699963707
There's NO WAY were hitting 1 billion that soon.
Screencap this.
Fuckers in the zoo telling me, always in the gorilla exhibit Harambe ain’t bout this, Harambe ain’t bout that My boy a SB on fucking Cincinnati and them He, he they say that ape don’t be putting in no work SHUT THE FUCK UP! Y'all animals ain’t know shit All y'all humans talk about Harambe ain’t no hitta Harambe ain’t this Harambe a fake SHUT THE FUCK UP Y'all don’t live with that ape Y'all know that ape got caught dropping with a 3 year old running from the zookeeper and shit ape been in shot down since fuckin, I don’t know when! Motherfuckers stop fuckin' playin' him like that Them zookeepers and animals savages out there If I catch another human talking sweet about Harambe I’m fucking beating they ass! I’m not fucking playing no more You know those apes role with Florida'Gator, Cecil the Lion and them.
>>699963660
OP HERE LET'S DO THIS SHIT
Fuckers in school telling me, always in the pawn shop Rick Harrison ain’t bout this, Rick Harrison ain’t bout that My boy a PS on fucking Las Vegas Blvd and them He, he they say that pawn star don’t be putting in no work SHUT THE FUCK UP! Y'all ain’t know shit All ya motherfuckers talk about Rick Harrison ain’t no hitta Rick Harrison ain’t this Rick Harrison need to call in an expert SHUT THE FUCK UP Y'all don’t live with that pawn star! Y'all know that pawn star got caught with a antique lowballin' at the collectors and shit that pawn star been on A&E and History Channel since fuckin, I don’t know when! Motherfuckers stop fuckin' playin' him like that Them savages out there If I catch another motherfucker talking sweet about Rick Harrison I’m fucking beating they ass! I’m not fucking playing no more You know those pawn stars role with Big Hoss and them
>>699963853
>implying it doesn't
>>699963929
ENGAGE POSTING OVERDRIVE
lets start a spiderman thread in the mean time or a shitpost thread
>>699964011
It doesn't and Chekt faggot
I like ducks
LET'S BREAK THE MOLD
>>699961467
How could you?
hurry the fuck up you fags
>>699963872
fek of, feg
kek
>>699964079
You really are retarded faggot
I hate life and I want to off myself
>>699964111
Nice trips
>>699964176
No u
>>699963620
>>699963619
>>699963436
>>699963345
>>699963101
>>699963182
>>699962949
>posts
>>699962867
>>699962635
>>699962605
>>699962549
>>699962371
>>699962249
>g
>>>
>Anonymous 08/17/16(Wed)21:29:54 No.69996224
>>699962188
>>699962148
>>699962102
>>699962093
>>699961894
>>699961822
>>699961818
>>699961790
>>699961651
>>699961376
>>699960457
>>699959447
>>699959154
>>699959154
>>699958698
>>699958599
>>699957978
>>699957978
>>699957776
>699957776
>>699957776
>>699957776
>>699957776
>>699957776
You newfafs are so cancer you new generation of /b/ users are too pussy to do any of the shit we did years ago and look what anonymous became a bunch of stupid maskfags when the original anonymous was a group of trolls from /b/ fucking with people just for the lulz also now when a newfaf goes into a raid they say they are from 4chan as if they do not know about rules 1 and 2 and all i see you faggots doing now is just fucking sitting here and jerking off and posting the same shit over 9000 times everyday may as well call /b/ pornhub 2.0 now you guys are so fucking stupid this new generation of /b/ sucks ass i feel bad for every single one of you also love how newfafs bitch and cry and say not you're personal army when someone tries to bring back the LULZ shows that you faggots are to pussy KEK.
>>699964139
Post fast my negroes
>>699957408
>FIRST ONE HERE:
>>>699949607
>>699964079
>Impying statistics don't have relevance
Are you retarded?
>>699964189
got a rage boner
>>699964191
Do it faggot no one will miss you
>>699964255
Fuck u nigger chekt
>>699964235
Lol you greentexted one mistakefag.
Get
>>699963872
ill post however i want thanks very much
>>699964276
UR RETARDED
>>699964235
>newfaf
please don't tell me i created a meme
i hate memes
I'll get you in 2 hours, 4chan.
>>699964424
you fucking newfaf
>>699964229
Nah man, you are
The anon who gets 700000000 will probably be a NYPA faggot or a beta male cuck-fuck.
you shitholes
>>699964510
This is still hours away, no? Haven't been on /b/ this late in a while though, does it move that fast at this time of the day?
>>699964560
inb4 >>700000000 isnt even in this thread
>>699964424
i created it, You dumb, hick, beer-belly having, Mountain Dew drinking redneck. Why don't you put your overpriced iPad down and drag your fatass across the floor of your overly air-conditioned apartment all the way to the laundry room, find the bottle with the letters B-L-E-A-C-H printed on it, and chug it until it's gone.
>>699964397
You truly are stupid
>>699964676
it wont be
>>699957408
*electric boogalooing*
Czechoslovakia these
>>699957408
Lets get this going
I am 700000000
OR dubs
Either way I hereby ban furys, Loli, and traps from /b/ from here on.
>>699964926
>>699964538
No actually, you are. Check em.
PART III
>>699965073
>>699965073
>>699965073
GET OVER HERE BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE
>>699964788
Nope that's you
>>699965105
I don't do furry, loli, or trap shit, but let /b be /b, man
damn
>>699965333
chek'd
>>699964926
lets invoke the MODS
>>699965178
>>699965227
We're hitting autism levels that shouldn't even be possible
>>699965105
nobody wants a dictatorial 700M era
700M era will be a new golden age
>>699965333
>>699965105
checked
What if the 7m get guy is a nigger?
>>699965333
Nice trips
>>699965333
Trips checked
>>699965466
Dubs checked
>>699965388
Hey fuck you pal
>>699965179
Why? It'll take a while before this thread goes 404
/thread
>>699965426
thanks
https://discord.gg/kdspQ
>>699965606
you never know
a wave of posts could kill in 7 minutes
>>699957408
lets make this as cancerous as possible
Now!
>>699965599
Don't take it so seriously dude, here have a pepe
>>699965766
Please don't do this
>>699965787
that's a nice pepe right there
>>699965787
Fuckers in school telling me, always in the pawn shop Rick Harrison ain’t bout this, Rick Harrison ain’t bout that My boy a PS on fucking Las Vegas Blvd and them He, he they say that pawn star don’t be putting in no work SHUT THE FUCK UP! Y'all ain’t know shit All ya motherfuckers talk about Rick Harrison ain’t no hitta Rick Harrison ain’t this Rick Harrison need to call in an expert SHUT THE FUCK UP Y'all don’t live with that pawn star! Y'all know that pawn star got caught with a antique lowballin' at the collectors and shit that pawn star been on A&E and History Channel since fuckin, I don’t know when! Motherfuckers stop fuckin' playin' him like that Them savages out there If I catch another motherfucker talking sweet about Rick Harrison I’m fucking beating they ass! I’m not fucking playing no more You know those pawn stars role with Big Hoss and them
>>699965787
Hell of a pepe
Cuck
>yfw the 699999999 will be checked by the 700000000
>>699962493
lol
hitler
Literally none of us are getting 700m. It'll go to some shitty unrelated post in a thread about cartoon porn.
If I get it, y'all faggots post your dicks here.
>>699966033
Did nothing wrong
>>699966053
You just gotta know how
Did I get?
>>699966033
was a sensitive man
rollllll
>>699965853
Shit could be c-pasta but still got me good
GET
Clean your undies.
oh man i would love to see some good old pepe
Just so you fuckers won't forget
if dubs i kill myself...
lets do it lads
gib sword armor and shield pls
>>699965766
thx for the posting my favorite anime
Bullshit cunts waiting on a number....sad face
What's the ETA?
>>699966519
sib word armor shand pield gls
>>699966407
There you go
dubs and im gonna rape my cat
TRUMP 2016
>>699966132
Reroll. I want those dicks.
>>699966690
ib word sharmor pand gield sls
fegs
>>699966714
that's what im talking about. thanks mate
>>699966458
sauce plz
>>699966818
Hell yeah brother
if dubs moot is fucking faggot
TITTY FUCK
Nignig
>>699967098
Fuck off
I'm not in the MOOT for your bullshit
Can i get both 700000000 and 699999999 at the same time in the same post?
>>699966925
bumperinopolis
>>699967418
ofc
>>699966835
Rolling.
Hi I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my 700 millionth post
its over
seven hundred million
>>699966987
idk just found it on either 7 or 4chan. Don't think it is a full hentai just a gif.
>>699967418
get out, newfag
>>699967418
Mfw 700m has been gotten by 699999999
Trips*
>>699967418
i
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k
l
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t
s
c
Just a reminder we have part 4 and 3
3: >>699965073
4: >>699968201
>>699967489
RILLY!!? :D YAYAY How???
>>699966414
This
>>699968404
You've got 404'd m8
>>699967782
That's hot. Moar.
Check 'em
>>699968671
out.. quick..
Been lurking around, finding a 700m get thread
Check'd
>>699958970
ALL REMAINING SYSTEMS WILL BOW TO THE 7TH ORDER!!!
life is all we get, some of it is a struggle. let's all get together and make everyone happy, we're all friends. the sun will explode and it's all gone so let's have some fun and build some stuff.
What if this was the magic post?
>>699968883
fuck you
>>699968799
TRUMP WILL BE PRESIDENT
>>699969507
ME NUTS UHHH
THIS THREAD IS STILL ALIVE!!!
PART 4: >>699968201
>>699969685
Damn, you're really prepared aren't you?
Okay. I wait. Check.
>>699969455
>>699969809
nobody wants a dead get thread
Check digits as I check yours
>>God damn fucking nigger with their black lives matter crap. black lived dont matter anymore then any other race blacks are just stupind monkey apes and they should go back to africa and live in a shit hut like the niggers they are black lives are the black KKK and fuck them all reply to this or your mother dies in her sleep
Hype
>>699970177
Dubs can't lie
what the fuck part 3 died before part 2
2.5 hours
I'll wait then
Tfw part 3 died while part 2 is still alive
>>699970261
I cheack to cheak that you've cheaked.
>>699970455
English motherfucker, do you speak it?!
So i'm sure we don't want a repeat of >>699961818
I'm suggesting we use a nice pic in preparation for the new dubs guy, and say something like Hitler did nothing wrong
how is this still alive?
Am I too early?
>>699970660
I see that you can't past simple sentences my friend.
>>699970997
Yes.
>>699970997
M'nigga
FOR VALOR
get
>>699957408
if i get 7m i demand the trap fags get their own containment board
>>699972310
I agree, that shit is disgusting
Part 5 is open to any fag
>>699971743
get
All hail king Trump.
He will GET the presidency!
>>699973164
Trump will fail!.
A script will get the post i guarantee it
kick
>>699973266
Ur rite. I've waited my whole life to vote for someone as amazing as hillary. She's clearly someone I'll be proud to have voted for.
Part 4 Part 3 is down!
>>699973864
shit focus all fire on part 1 and 2!
>>699973823
thinking that posting a picture with a caption of, "this is bait" has any significance. hillary will take the presidency.
>>699974341
Fire away!!!! Checking.
Interpol - Roland
>>699974225
cheers
