Celeb thread
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Celeb thread
1. Your favorite athlete
2. A celeb you want to see in a sex tape with your favorite athlete.
Mine:
1. Larry Fitzgerald
2. Taylor Swift
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMKAmTTImxM
http://www.strawpoll.me/11006178
>>699951450
Why would I care about my favorite athlete being in a sex tape?
>ywn be Emma at a festival packed with incredibly attractive chads and and lots of drugs
>>699951614
It's a stupid faggot thing. You wouldn't get it.
>>699951614
>>699951706
Its just for fun faggots.
>>699951673
>ywn be Emma at a festival high on ecstasy, pulling random men into your tent to fuck you
>>699951901
Emma would be more discreet than that, she knows what she wants and she'll focus to get it.
>>699951129
I'd love to do....things....with her
>>699951901
Why would you want to be Emma and not the guys fucking her?
Wish that was my cock instead
>>699952075
In this fantasy scenario she's taken way too much ecstasy and just wants to get fucked
b/ queen in the Houze>>699952386
>>699952166
Like what, anon?
sage in all fields
>>699952397
Continue.
b/ queen returns
>>699952472
Like.....completely destroy her anus after a good enema...
Hawt As Fuck!
>>699952465
Hope she gets nude soon
>>699952551
>ywn be Emma finding a man with ano extra nice cock, pulling him into your tent to take extra special care of him
>>699951450
what the hell is a favorite athlete ?
>>699952765
>>699952551
Forgot pic
>>699952709
>>699952678
>>699952562
Now that's some high quality Selena.
>>699952932
I try to honor the Queen b/
>>699952562
>>699952703
The Fappening has a few if I'm not mistaken
>>699952868
An athlete you like to watch play sports.
I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hose, and in 23 years I’ve learned one thing.
>>699952868
Basically big, sweaty dudes who jump all over each other, dress up in uniforms, and play with weird toys. Closeted faggots like to jack it to to them a lot.
>>699953060
Keep on honoring with dat hi res
>>699952991
Always worthy opponent to queen b/
>>699953157
Ahh did someone get bullied by jocks in high school.
>>699953157
>He didn't make the team
Its ok anon.
>>699953070
you are
>>699951450
Oh...
You're a faggot.
See, you want to see a big, muscular nigger fuck some...
It doesn't even matter. All you're concerned with is a big black professional athlete naked and fucking.
Your parents aren't disappointed that you're gay. They're disappointed that you keep lying about it.
Splish splashing with Selena
>>699952929
Special care?
>>699953473
>Being this upset.
I love her eyes, so it'd be hot for her to look into my eyes as I fuck her.
>>699953432
Come on up with the rez if you want to compete against the Queen
>>699953070
Not her, some cam chick
>>699953402
It does have a folder names Selena Gomez tho (http://thefappening.so/selena-gomez-naked-5-new-photos/)
Are they fake then?
>>699953070
Goddammit! That's not her! It's some random redditor!!
When will you fucking idiots learn!?
>>699953727
Ah ok, still fapped
>>699953727
>>699953070
>>699953402
Correctomundo
>>699951450
>Pre fat Naseem Hamed
>Emma watson
>>699953813
Yeah I hadn't read it yet, my apologies
>>699953690
Okay. How's this one?
>>699953690
Her sis is cute too
>>699952678
i am a festering racist who hates mexicans but selena is tin/tin tbh
>>699954088
>>699953520
jeez that quality. you a collector or something
>>699953286
>>699953337
Oh yeah, and they also always do stuff like this, where they try to back away from all justifiable accusations of faggotry by talking like it's masculine and alpha as fuck to play these weird ass games that involve dudes touching each other a whole lot and hanging out in locker rooms together.
There are some fair arguments for "sports" (as these homosexual deviants refer to most of their pornographic material) improving one's health and figure, but these benefits can self-evidently be gotten just as efficiently in ways that do not involve so much of teh gay. (And despite this, most "sports enthusiasts" are themselves simpering, nigh-alcoholic couch potatoes.)
>>699952000
I didn't have a foot fetish before. I do now.
>>699954134
Good, good, let the Britney flow thru you
>>699953953
>Brits fapping over sand niggers fucking their women
Not surprised
>>699954258
Salty beta
>>699953754
YES
>>699954237
Yes got many of the rare stuff you wont see in google images
>>699954516
GIBME
>>699954421
>Salty beta
You realize you couldn't have just proved my point more if you tried, right?
>>699954516
Like her private iCloud pics? :^)
>>699954602
You're the stereotypical beta who didn't have the balls to stand up to the jocks that picked on him, so instead you go home and cry about it on 4chan.
Fucking beta.
>>699954618
That is all mine, sorry. Maybe one day. I hold to see if anyone else has them, so far I'm the only one>>699954567
>>699954834
Mind sharing your collection?
>>699954834
Did she enjoy Justin's dick anon?
>>699954834
be a bro and upload your collection to mega. i'll forever be in your debt
>>699954834
>Selena Gomez
>Emma Watson
One of these girls gets blacked.
You are forced to choose.
You you choose?
Any Ariana collectors here?
>>699954974
>>699955069
>>699954576
And that's some high quality VJ
>>699955082
>>699952197
>>699955082
>>699955197
>>699955019
I know Selena has already been Blacked, why do you think JB dumped her. Happened at a party.
And no, will not share my private collection yet.
>>699954779
See: >>699954258
>Oh yeah, and they also always do stuff like this, where they try to back away from all justifiable accusations of faggotry by talking like it's masculine and alpha as fuck to play these weird ass games that involve dudes touching each other a whole lot and hanging out in locker rooms together.
Also, since I went to an actual high school, and not a fictional teen drama abstracted out of a Disney Channel series, the "jocks" I knew weren't exactly prone to picking on people to begin with.
>>699955202
i fucking wish.
>>699955354
>yet
>>699955354
Story?
>>699955354
You're bullshitting
>>699955440
Keep telling yourself that. Better than having to go to expensive therapy.
>>699955280
That's fake right?
>>699955589
You know JB old black bodyguard that is no longer around...?
Lets just say, lots of screaming was had after they were found upstairs by me and some boys.
Not really a "celeb," per se, but she's still pretty popular, and yes I know she gained weight recently, but she's cute af here.
>>699955912
What position did you find em in?
>>699955912
I don't want to hear about my waifu getting blacked.
>>699955860
not that I'm aware of
>>699955440
>All those guy at school that were bigger and stronger and more popular than me
>The ones that got all the girls
>They're so gay
Unlike you, a wizard hanging out on /b/ kek.
>>699955019
Selena I guess
>>699954347
>>699956027
Close your eyes
>>699956024
They were coming out of the master after disappearing for 30 minutes and JB was calling for her so we went upstairs and saw them coming out....
>>699951313
by the gods who
>>699956307
Maybe they were just talikng bro
>>699956412
who? :)
Ok any Selena fans in here, lets be honest.
Would you rather her be fucking a black guy....or Justin Bieber?
>>699951129
roll
>>699956467
Did they airbrush out her nips?
>>699956499
>>699956522
>>699956522
double dubs
>>699956417
Well it smelled like they were doing more than talking. They may have only hitting the J but guys know when a girl has just been railed
>>699956684
JB should made her have a 3some to make good
>>699956492
bridgette dunning
she was on this seasons big brother, you just missed watching her 24/7 on the live feeds for like 55 days
>tfw she got evicted last week
>>699956777
Trips don't lie
>>699956499
Black guy over that annoying shit Bieber.
>>699956813
Did she blow anyone?
>>699952765
YWN be a feminist and have a sense of humor
Blacked by JB bodyguard.
>>699956875
i wish she was fucking me, but whats the probability that this can happen?
>>699956919
naw, shes a good girl
>>699953866
same lips
same freckle
same nipple from that slip a bit ago
I think its for real, I didn't at the time but now not so sure.
>>699955830
>>699956162
Oh shit, I concede. You geniuses have checkmated me. Anyone who doesn't masturbate to the same softcore gay porn that you do is, as you have said, a loser who has never known a woman's touch, and more likely than not has a great deal of debilitating psychological problems to boot. I was just lashing out because I never got to join in the marathon rounds of locker-room buttsex that all the jocks did with each other in high school. Honestly, I feel ridiculous for having made those posts at all. I mean, what sort of deranged lowlife doesn't enjoy watching sweaty black men jump all over reason? It's something any wholesome, well-adjusted, heterosexual member of society would enjoy.
I'm sure Uncle Terry hit it too>>699957044
>>699957110
what a waste
>>699952709
>moonrune tatoo
>>699956684
anymore sexy dirt on Sel?
>>699957297
>Wanting to hear about Selena fucking a nigger
Why?
>>699957378
Why not?
>>699957358
My lil schoolgirl Elle.
>>699956684
>ywn be a bodyguard to a celebrity and hang out in their house
>ywn fuck Selena Gomez
>ywn smell her pussy musk
>>699956684
you know selena personally?
>>699956467
Thanks. It's one of my personal favorites.
>>699956579
I think they did. Bastards! What's the big deal with nudity anyways?
>>699957297
Nope, that was the last time I hung out with JB. It was his party and I only new his friend. It was really awkward, but I was drunk so I didn't care
>you know what to do
>>699957754
I heard he makes fans fuck his friends if they want to fuck him dude
>>699957846
everything on the internet is true. Proof: >>699955069
>>699957752
air Brushed all to hell, but still a rare pic for your collection
>>699957752
Man I wish the fappening anons went after Britney, if you know what I mean
what about this slam piggy?
>>699957985
Saved! Thanks, bro.
Here's one for you. Hope you like it.
>>699957846
Rumor that my friend said wasn't really true. It happen once or twice and some girls spread that rumor after they were told no they couldn't see JB.
>>699957519
So you want to fap thinking about Selena fucking a nigger?
>>699958260
Here you need better Rez
>>699958300
so who is the biggest Hollywood slut going?
>>699957523
Elle got such a good tongue for all that cum I would give her...
>>699958447
Chole Meadows
Courtney Green
Jennifer Metcalfe
Pick em
>>699958436
gimme all the res
>>699958790
let's say at least C-list
>>699958927
>>699959055
so many nostalgia faps
>>699959183
>>699959058
Not in the A list circles so can't really comment on them but grapevine is Amber Heard is looking for a few good cocks.
>>699958704
You only get one shot.
>>699959402
but I want to cock Cara instead.
>>699959408
Oh I would make it so worth. Hnngg her tongue
>me on the left
>>699959503
I agree
you know what to do
>>699959663
she likes pussy though
>>699959648
Bitch you kinda hot. Post more self-pics.
>>699959648
My ass
>>699959787
999999999
>>699959129
More mckenzie pls
>>699959859
>>699959861
i have a feminine penis though :3
>>699959535
She's probably one of the few celebs who can say she was what caused a lot of men's first orgasms
>>699959787
GOING FOR IT!!
>>699960000
Disappointing, but continue.
>>699959648
Lesbian Trap, You are?
>>699960000
Nice quads, bro.
>>699960000
That's some good pregaming there. 700000000 in 4–6 hours, most likely.
>>699958436
Nice!!! Thanks.
>implying you wouldnt still fuck my ass off all ngiht
>>699960217
What the fuck…is this a person or some mannequin of a celebrity?
>>699960035
So much seaman spelt on her by so many, might be a world record
>>699959055
>>699959166
Barely legal Britney is the GOAT
>>699960418
biggest dick you've sucked?
>>699960000
Nice quads faggot
>>699960000
Fucking wasted
Ferreirabro here
>>699960418
You...you're a guy? I have lost all faith in life.
>>699959648
>>699954516
Photoshop is a magical thing
>>699960577
She wants her daddy to come tuck her in.
>>699960541
Nah man. Probably Helen of Troy, she was every man in the Mediterranean world's waifu for like a thousand years. Even Victorian-era shut ins fapped to her.
>>699955280
>>699956096
These are fake
>>699960591
must have been over 8 inches but only guessing and it was black too
>>699960631
last i checked but let me check again... yep
>>699960459
Yes
>>699960577
Nice rez and true statement
>>699960611
Hey. How are you? I'm on my mobile so can't post pics.
Dovebro here
>>699960873
did you deepthroat it?
>>699960889
Cute. I want to use a needle-and-thread to sow her lips shut and then listen to her moan with disapproval.
>>699960873
Show some more face, tits, or stomach. Couldn't care to see your dick or boipussy to be honest.
>>699960616
And, thread ruined
It's been fun guys
>>699960976
Are you in public?
>>699960459
More like a sex doll that someone kept in the box because it was too perfect to desecrate by using it
>>699960976
Hey Dovebro :)
Did you guys know that it's a piece o' cake to bake a pretty cake?
>>699961030
Suzie Crabgrass, my one true love.
>>699959870
more
>>699961067
No. Just in bed.
>>699961153
Hey. :)
>>699961225
I need to buy this wax statue. I want to melt it with my semen.
>>699960984
i tried but it was too thick to enter my throat, did the best i could lol
>>699961040
i dont really have any tits senpai
>>699960803
Cute
>>699961429
but did you swallow?
>>699961263
>>699961429
Which celeb would you most like to be?
>>699961429
Dude, post pics without a shirt.
>>699961363
How are you man?
>>699957358
who is that on the right chief?
>>699961618
Pretty ok. Just tired. And you?
>>699960841
Unfortunately
>>699961429
whats your name that i can call my folder
Did you guys know that making food is just like science?
>>699961495
a little bit :3
>>699961550
i dont know good question. probably kate mara cause /tv/ told me i look like her lol
>>699961935
how do you swallow a little it?
>>699960800
I'll tuck her in as soon as I check those dubs.
>>699961935
So there is no qt celeb you love?
>>699962127
He she said this one, do you even read?
>>699959787
rollllllllll
>>699962097
chloe being fucked
>>699960932
Britney in the late 90's and early 2000's was pretty much my go to fap material. Couldn't get enough of her.
Still like to rub one out to her every now and then....
>>699961742
I'm doing okay. Also here just chilling.
>>699962338
too much clothes
>>699962235
This is criminal. You deserve prison.
>>699961940
nice..
more pics like this?
>>699961754
Haven't seen this one before. What shoot is it from? And also, what year?
>>699962083
i meant his cum, most of it ended up in my hair
>>699961935
no pics?
>>699962432
Yeh. Laying in bed and watching some videos.
>>699962582
that's a waste though, why?
