Thread the needle through your eyes
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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>>699840011
>>699840694
oh look, someone showed up.
Hi
>>699840806
MEOW.
>>699840597
You may not be short, but intellectually, you are less than a full individual man.
>>699840832
ahoy
>>699840878
wemmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>699840878
Hi, still playing Legion/want to see my butt?
>>699840905
what makes you think that, ian
>>699840982
what are you up to on this fine night?
>>699841112
>do not rock the boat
Conformism is not the path of a true man, a man that can think for himself, speak for himself, and act for himself.
Also, I'm not Ian.
>>699841134
right now just watching Fargo. got back from a rodeo not long ago
>>699841329
like, an actual rodeo with clowns and horses n' shit?
ah, good.
>>699841474
yas. actual pro rodeo with horses and bulls
>>699841719
sounds neat. were you competing in it?
>>699841899
yes he was
>>699841899
no my brother was. he placed first in the bronco tournament
>>699842062
Baller.
>>699842051
I think you're trying to mislead me
>>699841018
Yes to all.
>>699842173
pretty fucking baller yo
>>699840011
>ADVANCED ANAL
>>699841018
I do, but I am not going to pressure you for it.
>>699842194
if you'd give me anything to message you on, i'd show you a pic, but you never respond when i ask.
>>699842300
I didn't know you wanted to see my butt too o-o
>>699842173
Perhaps
>>699842266
that's a lot more interesting then my night tho :P
>>699842385
>>699842385
show me your butt
>>699842385
Don't show anyone your butt
>>699842499
what have you been up to?
>>699841719
i want to brush that tail
>>699842615
he needs to though
>>699842902
thats weird yo
>>699842070
>>699842070
>>699842070
>>699842070
>>699842385
Well aside from the fact that the thought of being in theoretical driving distance between me and your ass, and the fact that I am an ass man. It's simple curiosity.
That said again, I am not forcing you to do it. I just enjoy the fact that I am not the only one out here.
>>699842545
Jesus, I didn't know so many people wanted to see my butt o-o
>>699842894
nm, got a new toy
>>699843196
I'm kind of what you'd call a "heavy set" fellow.
>>699842926
Not at all
>>699843011
it's so big fluffy and gay
just post your butt, silly, as long as you don't flood the thread with it
>>699843358
show toy in your butt please
>>699843417
no u
>>699843442
you can pet it non sexually
>>699843358
Eh, I am not a twink either by any standard. Yet my fiancee obsesses over my ass.
I wish I had a twink body, or at the very least I could find a furfemboy to fuck on the side. It's not so common around these parts.
>>699843358
Never show off your butt in these threads
>>699843654
Never
>>699843036
but i can still brush it sexually right
>>699844099
:c
>>699844182
why did i quote the clone thread
>>699843948
I know the feeling :<
I didn't know you had a fiancee. o-o
>>699843654
>>699843948
I can't really get a picture of my butt atm cause I just found out my webcam is broken and I don't have a mirror :/
>>699844099
are you trying to mislead me again?
>>699844099
>>699842385
Because it can't be part of the collection unless its posted here.
>>699844182
no sexual touch with tails at all
>>699844324
excuses are like assholes. every ones got one and they all stink
>>699844212
My butt will never grace these threads
>>699844324
Everyone who posted their butt ends up in Snarf's folder. Forever
>>699844359
I've already posted my butt here once. so it might already be in the collection.
>>699844489
Assholes are also like assholes; they're literally the same thing.
>>699844632
There's a chance I'm already in it
>>699844632
thats ok i have come to accept this
>>699844723
eat my arse then
>>699844773
yes please.
>>699844723
Huh, so it is. I can't keep track of who's in it.
>>699844873
no please
>>699844959
gib me his arse?
>>699844723
So you're already in it. Slut
>>699844773
Good
>>699843948
so, just wondering, but your fiancee is a dude correct?
>>699844959
to be fair, i'm pretty sure it was awhile ago when I posted it.
>>699844324
Aye, well I do not post often on here more like whenever I get the chance. Plus I do not try making a big deal about that aspect either.
As for your butt, all I can say is if you are not comfortable posting it you have every right not to. After all you will probably not see mine on a place like this anyways. Plus it may end up looking like attention whoring, which tends to not be such a great thing.
Also what part of Philly do you hail from? I was a south born and (partially) raised.
>>699845044
i still cri though
>>699845044
yup. it was a long time ago tho.
>>699845141
North, but have since moved to the burbs, so I'm like 3 blocks outside of city limits.
Oyyy
>>699845141
I should also mention, I'm fine posting my butt, I just have a lack of means to actually do it rn. if you ask >>699844959 he might give it to you
Giant fur fag anyone????
>>699845552
soup nig nog
>>699845288
I'm going to bed
>>699845306
Sluuuuuuuut
>>699845854
kkk sweet dreams dudeer
>>699845116
She's Female. We are both more or less bi to a fair extent.
>>699845306
Oh man, that is the least explored area of Philly for me. I rarely had much of a reason to travel out that way.
>>699845854
:<
>>699845942
It's pretty shit fam, saw a guy get stabbed outside my house when I was like 5.
so, if you don't mind me asking, is she ok with you doing it with other dudes?
>>699846437
me gusta
>>699846437
oh jesus, I forgot I was wearing that. I thought it was a normal ass pic >.<
>"I used to avatarfag here while /b/ still had a name field. I'll post my ass when I take some photographs tomorrow~"
>>699846242
It's at least better than Camden, right?
Also, she is a yaoifreak so I think she may end up actually encouraging me more than be against it. She already knew I was looking for a femboy for awhile now.
Stalking
and you still maintain the cringy gimmick
>>699846437
Would bone, balls deep.
>>699847065
hola
>>699847204
I don't speak that
>>699846971
It's kinda sad, but I think I'd prefer Camden over that shithole known as Upper Darby; where I need to carry a fucking gun in case I get jumped in the middle of the day.
While I'm not anywhere close to being a twink, i am dtf any time.
>>699847338
hello
>>699847142
ty >.<
>>699847393
Hi.
Is everyone gone?
>>699847367
Those are some strong words there. A lot consider Camden to be the worst city in the states by now, even more so than Detroit.
Also I love the fact that I had to look up what dtf stood for. I am out of touch with some things, kek.
>>699848077
yeah pretty much
how are you? whats up?
>>699848077
I'm still here.
>>699848130
I'm pretty sure dtf is dead slang, I just got lazy and didn't feel like typing it :P
you got a skype or something I can add you on?
>>699848077
I'm not gone. Anonymous is always with you.
>>699847827
go to bed
>>699848205
Bored. A little hungry. The basics. You?
>>699848313
Don't count.
>>699848435
Especially you.
>>699848313
Skype is shit, it's trash. It's buggy, uses too much RAM, and uses too much CPU. Microsoft is also confirmed to spy on conversations.
Please consider using IRC or XMPP instead.
>>699848477
but i want to interact with my esteemed internet contemporaries
/g/ out
>>699848515
do you plan to eat something?
i am tired and need to pee but can not be bothered to get up
>>699848656
Not really.
Pee in your pants or in a jar.
>>699848313
Honestly I do not keep up with lingo past 2005 unless I have to. Fortunately aside from the newer generation folk I have not encountered any issues.
Also Skype? Not really.
>>699848527
I use Discord most of the time, but that's kind of a pain in the ass to add someone as a friend to. I really only use Skype for 4-chan people cause most of them already have skype.
>>699848515
:<
>>699848801
i dont have a jar handy and i dont want to pee in bed
>>699848527
You're not wrong.
>>699848834
Discord too is really mediocre.
Just install an IRC client: even 4chan's OFFICIAL chat room is IRC.
>>699848825
got anything similar? Steam or Discord?
at the very least, I'd like to hang out sometime, haven't met many philly bro's in person.
>>699849048
Discord is fine, there's nothing wrong with it and it's sound quality is ok.
>>699849042
Mm, thanks.
Also, this exact drawing reminds me of the guy I lost my virginity to. I had repeatedly, both online and in person said I don't give or receive anal, but while sucking his dick he tried to put his finger in my butt.
It's a yucky memory, but you can't change the past: only the future.
Captcha pizza makes me want pizza
>>699849252
you need to get pizza
>>699849312
I'm gonna die without it
>>699849412
oh no you need pizza stat!
Goodnight, fags.
>>699849501
Grind it up and eject it into my eyeballs.
>>699849561
sweet dreams dude
>>699849593
i will inject it everywhere
I think I'm gonna go to bed too. didn't realize it was 3:20
>>699849561
Night
>>699849207
I just got Discord right now. Did you want me to add you?
Mind I have no mic or anything like that.
>>699849242
Damn son.
>>699849888
yeah, that sounds good, I use it as a chat most of the time when I can't actually talk.
I'm not actually sure how to add people, but I think it uses the tag, so mines #4071
>>699841729
what the fcuk how did he get a picture of himself blasting ass if he's nowhere near at angle?
He's looking it over...
>>699850334
he's clearly taking a picture of it through the comic panel.
You're not thinking with portals.
>>699849641
Inject it into my mouth
