Waifu claiming thread.
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>>699757307
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
![Syndra [181].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/P5bc56Q.jpg "Syndra [181].jpg")
Boats are slutting the place up.
>>699760528
Quality post!
>>699760653
Jokes on you, this just makes more threads and wastes your time.
>>699760662
;^)
>>699760665
How have I changed Tsun Yun?
Penny Claim
>>699760634
I had an insane ex
>By insane I mean criminally insane
>A few attempted murders, attempted arson, stalking, breaking and entering multiple accounts, theft.
>I wonder if anyone screenshotted that shit
>>699760665
I met him as one of the nerdy kids who went to the school
>Gon call him J~
>He was a junior, I was new to the district.
He'd come in every lunch period and talk to me, we talked about computers, and eventually we started talking about our own problems
>He helped me with my depression, I helped him with his sociopathism
I kinda helped him learn empathy and sympathy.
>Long story short I got him a nice laptop for christmas and he used it to record his parent's abuse towards him.
>They ended up breaking it but I repaired it and found the evidence.
>TO THE COURT.EXE
>"IF NO ONE WILL SAVE THIS CHILD THEN I WILL."
After a while the court saw how fucked up this family was
>And I learned that J had a little sister too
>Court sets J to be under my care since none of his relatives want him
>His parents say they're gonna get me
>Last court date to decide everything and finalize is the next week
>As J's parents are leaving, they get fucking rekt on the highway by that semi truck.
>Mfw Hours later without knowing it I bought that same trucker a drink since he looked shaken up
>He told me what happened.
>I put two and two together, and looked on the news
>I bought him another drink.
hey guys, quick picture before spam destroys my phone
>claimed
>>699761438
Not like you mind it
still here
Saber claim
>>699761385
Pocky
c h e e s e
>>699760634
really? thats pretty unexpected
what did you talk about
>>699760661
berserk is pretty good
i still haven't read it but i will at some point
>>699760662
yeah retail jobs are the worst
don't know where you live but over here it is incredibly easy to get a postal job, they're never full and they'll hire anyone that isn't physically impaired
>>699761321
>>699761577
I'd prefer no boats, if i'm honest.
>claimed
>>699761521
At least I don't "troll" or shit post like these faggots
>Be me, spammer
>Decide to come to waifu thread to spam for shits and giggles
>Look at other spammers
>Realize how pathetic it would be to waste my time spamming these people
>I'd be even more pathetic than the waifu thread fags.
>These poor spammer cucks don't even know how dumb they look.
Holy shit guys, I mean, I don't like this thread but... Damn you guys are pathetic.
>>699761321
Ay
>>699753924 →
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>>699761734
But i dont want to go in my non boat folders just yet
garde claimed
>>699761871
Fucking Aryannafags, kek
>>699761684
yeah im liking it so far my start something else but not sure what.
>>699761938
welcome back
Claiming Rem-rin
>>699761889
Don't you have like, a tanks folder or something?
Sup plebs
>>699761471
you know, spitroasting fags.
>when i just joined you didnt seem this gay
might be me
>>699761500
thats a pretty sweet story tbh
>bought him a laptop for christmas
christ thats some expensive way of expressing your friendship
I do like that his parents died and good on you for doing all this.
kid must be grateful as fuck, how old is his sis btw? because you took her under you care as well right?
>>699761826
you are the best alice
>>699761992
hey qt~
>>699762039
Maybe
>>699762036
Rem bby!
I'll be back later when the thread is maybe not being spammed by autists
Yes I'm aware that I'm autistic
>>699762025
Thanks Tomako. How are you?
>>699761500
oh, holy shit. I thought Yuno anon had a crazy ex.
>she gave him a pighead as a present on his doorstep
>>699761684
Depends on the anon. I got into talking about uh... vinyls or records, whatever you prefer.
With another one... I'm not sure, just some random stuff about our lives
2d girls are trash. Get on my level fags.
>>699762184
One down
We did it reddit
>>699762184
Spam is gross tbh
>>699762150
Or you could always go back to posting your waifu?
9GAG ARMY FOR LIFE
>>699762255
kek yea i remember penny has had some shit as well
>i think he got it worse
>gladplane.jpeg
>>699761734
jokes aside, whats so terrible about boats anyway?
>>699761938
hey friend
how are you
>>699762025
>my start something else but not sure what.
i dont really understand what you mean by this, sorry
>>699762255
didn't know spammers and shitposters could care about small talk
>>699761321
miss me with that gay shit, nigga.
>>699762014
Aryanne to be exact
>>699762115
His little sister is only 8
>One thing I'm so grateful for is that there were no signs of sexual abuse.
I mean, there was a bit of physical abuse on her, but J kinda acted like a lightning rod and took it all so she wouldn't get hurt.
>She's so cute and innocent.
J had enough money for an apartment while he's in college, but his rent is due on the 17th, I'm gonna talk him in to moving into my place so he can save his money and not have to worry about stuff like that.
>Plus his little sister insists on staying with him and I just wanna take care of her and feed her and stuff.
>I wanna take some weight of his shoulders.
>>699762255
>Mfw my ex hung and gutted a raccoon just because I mentioned that he was annoying.
>>699761728
>mfw they made a thread for this
kek
More bitches i get, that you will never have.
Started from the bottom now we're here.
Bitches love my "owner of jurassic park" hat
>>699762115
It's not that gay.
And I've been like this since a while before I started posting in /waifu/ threads.
>>699761992
Hey, how's it going?
>>699762036
Hey Rem
>>699762218
That's pretty cute
>>699762255
Records is the only correct word
>>699762460
The record guy was decent.
>>699761321
Whats with yo gay shit, nigga
Thug life
>>699762218
thats adorable and im looking for something to do.
>>699762460
may start something else. as in like another game sorry about that
>>699762388
Im just giving you more of yours
>>699762564
Their first one died
Lewd
>>699762448
Still scary to think that those kind of people do exist
>>699762460
Well, shitposters are just bored after all
I'd get pretty bored too after an hour or two spamming pictures and everyone ignoring me.
We once had a Spiderman poster who said this is a nice thread and he then dropped by every few days just to chat with us, not spam us
>>699762560
huh... this is really crazy... not just shooting it... but hanging and gutting it... what the fuck
>>699762575
Records it is then
also heya Galil
best skullgirl imo
>>699762460
Hiya!
I'm doing alright, just hanging out in Shino's stream and having fun.
How are you?
>>699762622
Have you tried reading? :^)
>>699762597
good meme
>>699762460
Nothing, just rather common.
More than one person has switched their waifu to a boat, so now it's a bit of a joke to say people are going to switch to one.
That and i personally think nearly all of them have little to no personality and are practically just stock characters.
>>699762653
1: I can use google too
2: I'm not saving them
3: She's not mine.
Lewd as fuck
>>699762878
>She's not mine.
Not yet
>>699762818
what about Squiggly?
>>699762831
i read a good bit of Berserk this morning. not sure i want to read more right now
>>699762815
Currently she's hunting me in Europe
>BUT THE JOKES ON HER
I'M NOT EVEN IN EUROPE!
>and I can never go there so long as she lives.
"I believe there is another world waiting for us. A better world. And I'll be waiting for you there."
M'lady.
>>699762560
thats almost always the case when brother and sister live in a abusive household
still always glad to hear that ofc
how big is your apartment if you can invite 2 more people to stay over?
>>699762575
>its not that gay
yea it totally isnt, you are right
I guess i was being rude sorry
>>699762653
thats pretty sad kek
>>699762815
very scary yes
i think i just got unlucky though
>i hope
>>699763128
why is she in europe?
I kinda want to leave but i feel like they'll win
>>699763036
Nor will she be.
Do you want to claim Lucia?
You might like her. She accidentally(?) kills an entire city?
>She's the other girl.
Wish you could get bitches like these?
I take 3d girls turn em 2d nigga.
Claiming my glitchy waifu!
>>699763128
Why is she in Europe? Did you tell her you're there or what?
>>699763210
Yeah, most likely just unlucky. Don't worry about it. It's highly unlikely the second one you meet is as much of a psycho
>>699762575
>Records is the only correct word
LP > vinyl > record
>>699762622
ah that makes sense
what kind of games are you into? i don't play many but i might be able to suggest something
>>699762815
that's pretty nice
spiderman posters truly are heroes of justice then i guess
>>699762831
im p good, just chilling otu and doing NEET things now
i might drop by the stream later, not sure if my pc can handle it right now whilst im playing a game
>>699762878
you could say similar things about touhou, i guess
maybe they're common because there are a lot of boats? i don't know anything about kancolle, but i know that it is the second-largest doujin source, only behind touhou
>>699763195
how do i get to this better world you're talking about
>>699763210
Its actually a big house I own
>I rent it out to people
>But nobody wants to rent a room right now
>Except my one IT guy
>He's leaving in a week
>So I'll have two open bedrooms that they can use.
>>699763210
>>699763442
She's in Europe because my friend who now lives in Oregon told her I fled to Norway.
>He fears death so he went into hiding like me.
I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I've learned after 21 years - you never know what is gonna come through that door.
>>699763475
anything really besides MMOs. i cant really stick with them for whatever reason
>>699763103
Hmm... You sleepy enough for a nap? That's always a surfire way to spend time.
>Berserk
I've never really read too much or watched too much of Berserk. Is it worth checking out?
>>699763475
Sounds like fun, I hope to see you later in the stream!
>>699763442
>second one
>implying
im kinda done dude, single or gay sounds pretty nice
>>699763514
oh yea you told me
sorry im kinda tired so pretty forgetful
also nice scheme kek
My nigga scoring all the ladies
>>699763475
>Imbliglding
![Syndra [218].png](https://i.imgur.com/t0NeJxZ.png "Syndra [218].png")
>>699763246
>accidentally
No thanks.
>>699763475
You'll get there eventually. One day..
>>699763718
LOL LET'S TAKE A NAP LOL
*SLEEP*
LOL I'M WIDE AWAKE NOW
HOLY SHIT ROLE PLAYING IS AWESOME LOL
*JACKS OFF ON YOUR FACE*
>>699763475
But yeah, it doesn't always work. Some are just completely retarded. After being here for some months you just stop caring and are just curios what the next shitposter comes up with
>>699763514
This is actually fucked up... she actually flew to norway? Holy fuck...
What about the police?
>>699763780
In that case just stay with single.
Gay is a pain in the ass
My nigga getting murderous tendencies
>>699763919
>shitty erping
Hi Sachi, how are you? :^^^^)
>>699764039
>Gay is a pain in the ass
Carlos you better get the fuck off Charas computer
>>699764039
>gay is a pain in the ass
fucking kek man
>>699763475
I would say the same thing about a lot of Touhou. But there are also a hand full of characters in Touhou who are quite characterized. Same with the boats.
Most of them are pretty much stock though.
>>699763841
Well it was intentionalish.
She meant to do it but she wasn't particularly stable at the time and regrets it thoroughly.
That said, she's also adorable and quite likable, though very tsun, when she isn't being crazy.
>>699763718
i dont take naps really. lots of violence in it. story revolves around Gutts a guy with some brand that makes demons come after him or something so he goes about killing them at any cost. so if that sounds interesting go for it.
>>699763780
Yeah. its gon b gud.
>>699764039
I think eventually, after she searches all of Europe, she'll come back to the states
>Or go to Russia.
Either way I'm pretty safe, lotta land mass between me and her.
>That and I'm building an arsenal of firearms.
>Idaho is a lovely place if you want a military grade 7.62 LMG.
I think she's wanted by the cops for that attempted arson and attempted murder
>She held my friend at knifepoint and interrogated him.
>She wouldn't be above getting her hands dirty.
>>699763919
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
![Syndra [64].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Kp4efHp.jpg "Syndra [64].jpg")
>>699763861
Could always speed up the process.
>>699764268
Interesting.
In anycase, im too lazy to read the vn or watch the anime.
>>699763686
i find playing MMOs relaxing, they're not very engaging and don't require much effort
>>699763834
having a rough time?
>>699763861
how can you be so sure? what if i pick the wrong path?
>>699764039
i guess i never cared to begin with
>>699764268
touhou has an endless amount of fan-canon or whatever you would call it, so i imagine boats must have that too
>>699764356
Pull a trump and build a wall around your property
Also, 7.62x51?
>>699764544
most of the time i just get so bored on them and then i just quit them.
Hello good to see you guys again
>still a no life
>Juvia claimed
>just happy to be here
Me again need more manga, I have shitty connection because I'm in a national park so I might not be able to reapond. Any manga besides shinji or yaoi is fine recommend alot please
My nigga knows what it's all about
>>699764146
No, I love this CHARAde
>>699764236
can confirm
>>699764356
As far as you know. I really hope she doesn't come back.
>Be me
>Borrow game to a friend of mine
>We both change school
>Only know the villlage where he lives
>I found him in one hour
People are nice and helpful.
Either way, just... well watch out. All the weapons won't keep you safe if she just comes at night
>>699764544
No need to really, as long as you have fun
>>699764328
Sounds like it might be worth checking out, I'll try reading a bit of it. Thanks.
>i dont take naps really
Not a fan of naps?
Well, I have one last recommendation for you. Watch a documentary or two, those are really interesting to watch. If you're not in the mood for a history docu, try some murder/kidnapping/disapearences documentaries.
>>699764819
wait youre gay?
>also i wasnt joking
women arent really worth the hassle but it might be because of recent events
>>699764465
True true
>>699764544
There are no wrong paths friend. One day the path will come to an end, but that creates a whole new path for us.
>>699764694
hello
>>699764853
those murder ones always make me paranoid.
>>699764465
Fair enough.
I don't even know if the anime will cover her whole story arc. Not too sure what it's doin'.
>>699764544
Wouldn't surprise me.
>>699764667
Naw man, RPD
>7.62x54mmR
Get some drum mags, prop that fucker in a hallway, spray for days.
>>699764819
It depends on what time of night
>If its past midnight she has a good chance of getting me
>Any time before that and I'm awake and possibly paranoid or playing games.
