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NEW THREAD; UPDATES COMING SOON, THIS ONE IS LATEST UPDATE
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>>>699733220
>be nigger
>ooga booga where the white women at
>rampart in the way
>betta go on me way missa

nigger do you really think it's worth wasting our time on full fucking palisades or something? a rampart and ditchens are good enough

build ramparts.
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>>699733137
Send some niggers to die working the fields. Save 3 males as permanent slaves. Lock away females in brothel and protect with 2 well equiped solders. Use female slaves as exotic hookers to create biracial slave babies and as a tourist attraction.
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>>699733137
Is this a mobile game or Civ 6? Honestly can't tell anymore.
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Rolling for increased guards. Also begin domestication local wildlife (horses or whatever the fuck) to use for sale and increased farm and labor productivity. Execute one of the priests for suspected heresy
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>>699733542
Roll
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>>699733561
Roland
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>>699733542
Rolling
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>>699733561
Roll
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Dubs for a peaceful emissary from a nearby small town walks into our village. His town is slightly larger than ours and richer thanks to a successful port and trade routes, but have grown lazy and unsuspecting due to leave, so their army is weak. He is not affected by any previous rolls. First dubs that respond to this post get to decide what happens.
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>>699733561
God damnit dubs get
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>>699733658
Due to peace* reroll
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>>699733542
Roll.
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Did you get all the dubs from the last thread?
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>>699733561
Rolling one last time. Execute this religious man!
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>>699733722
Wasted

>rolling for nigger control
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>>699733350
>rampart in the way
>soldiers guarding choke-point

and your earthen walls will do what, now?
Make it slightly more difficult to walk up a hill?
Good thing they slowed down. God forbid they stop.
>implying you can't export a ton of lumber after you tear down your temporary walls and retain the production means required to put them up
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>>699733542
Reee
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>>699733722
Nice waste you fucking monkey.
>>699733658
Rolling for this. Make peace with town and betray in future.
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>>699733772
Fuuuuck
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>>699733542
Rollin
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>>699730966
anti-nigger movement builds pyramids to show their cultural superiority over niglets

>>699731188
market trade is limited to the very same village right now, only bandits to raid are savage niggers looking for their missing mates who came to town for a fuckfest
>nigger raid

>>699731444
ok so basically you rolled for nothing, because one man converted to something and is now the philosopher propagating vodka, the mystic brew you have yet to create
>general population educated on substances that affect body and mind
>people kill him for being a heathen nontheless
>people visit the woods, try different shrooms and die, but identify edible ones as well as magic shrooms
>survivor becomes "da medicine man" and builds a house for " 'is 'erbs "
>RES +1

>>699731900
>crops stored so far are gone

>>699732211
ok i only have one and it looks like shit
>RES +1

>>699732544
thats a lot for a single roll, ill skip the repairs part
>10 people die with the floods
>+3 foood with next update
>wall ded

>>>699732555
>the flood has destroyed old wall, new wall coming with next update
>people start embracing drugs and part from religion and anti-nigger sentiments


POP: 69 (+8 per turn) (10 slave niggers, 5 nigger kids soon to become slaves, 11 soldiers)
RES: 2 (+3 per turn)
FOOD: 0 (+2 per turn), next turn brings additional 3 food
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Nigger work camps
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>>699733917
forgot mill, coming with next update, also res+1
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Free the niggers as long as they promise to stay as far away from the village as possible
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dubs or trips: mayor enacts new law that prohibits white-nigger mating and banishes already born hybrids from town

quads:all niggers' penises are cut off, no exceptions
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>>699733917
moar food production
and/or luxuries for trading
research projectile weapons
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>>699733917
>I'm keking so hard at this
Rolling for niggertown to be converted to a work camp
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>>699733137
a guy discovers magnets and magnetism
cult of god of darkness arises
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>>699734114
reroll
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>>699734114
rerollkng
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>>699733917
The pyramid priests sacrifice a child from the village every two turns on order to appease the Sun God. Half the village goes along with it whilst the other half quietly dissent.
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>>699734093
Rerollll
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>>699733917
Build food production
Build a school/workshop for research or some shit
>research projectile weapons
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>>699734173
Roll
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Domesticated local animals for increased labor and trade productivity. Begin experimenting with different drugs and herbs to keep that bug shit from destroying our crops again. Smoke a blunt ayy lmao
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>>699734173
Re
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>>699734171
>>699734368
God fucking reroll
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>>699734173
Reee
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Females start to get more slutty
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>>699734438
get frustrated
roll for extravagant suicide
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The guards train a pack of war hounds. They kill three villages whilst being trained.
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>>699734191
re
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>>699734393
Rolllll
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>>699734393
I have yet to dubs in either thread. Roll God damnit
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Flood plain farming implemented (like on The Nile) to boost harvest and work with peroidic flooding
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>>699734528
>Three villages
Holy shit
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>>699734601
Re
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>>699734191
this
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A library is built.
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>>699734516
fail at suicide
attempt to research projectile weapons
for the fourth fucking time
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>>699734511
>Bump!!!

Rolling for flood plain farming
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Plague hits, quarter of the village is wiped out.
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Serious depression hits town due to flood and loss of life. Women upset and stop fucking because of depression so pop growth slows down 1 turn. Men get agitated and violent due to lack of poon. Fights break out more easily
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>>699734745
attempt to fuck slutty village bitches
attempt suicide again
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>>699734191
ill keep pushing this for summerslam
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>>699734795
Rolling
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>>699734173
Roll
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>>699734792
Roll for dis
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>>699734888
Oh shit!
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>>699734888
Fuck off nigger.
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>>699734766
The slutty village whores cause STDs to spread rapidly
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>>699734795
Due to plague of trips instead of prior flood. Roll
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>>699734191
magnets, tho
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>>699734942
Listen to "Da Medicine Man" for answers on safe sex
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>>699734888
>>699734911
>>699734821
>attempt to commit suicide by transporting plague-ridden bodies for burial
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>>699734888
Depression spreads rapidly due to this causing >>699734795
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>>699734911
Fucking waste of dubs though. >>699734888
On the back of this can unforseen consequences be all the villages dress as plague doctors forever? With the weird beaks? That is the fashion for the rest of time.
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Pyramid turns out to be Space Ship
>Space shit takes off
>Town flips shit
>Blames the jews
>Holocaust ensues

Quarter of village pop dies, Pyramid flies away, national socialism takes effect.
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We really need more food for our growing population. Dunno why people aren't starving.

A new farm is built, with cows and chickens.
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what game is this?
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>>699735066
Bump.
Rolling for plague-core
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>>699735066
Finally a fucking roll for those dope masks!
>roll to become village idiot wearing bird-mask (thinking it's the same as a plague-mask)
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>>699734511
>Bump
Due to the slutty village women, the population increases rapidly
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>>699735062
This
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>>699734191
MAGNETS
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>>699735143
NYPA, dumbass.
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>>699735255
Fucking waste
>>699735196
Reroll
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>>699733561
DEUS VULT
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>>699735143
mspaint.exe it's pretty good

if i get dubs stables are built with a single horse in it (finally!)
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>>699734888
Spanish Flu hits, kills another fifth of the population.
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>>699733137
Designate shitting street.
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>>699735255
What?
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>>699735233
Nice finally got dubs
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>>699735376
>intentional waste
I just like to see the dubs burn
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>>699733557
it's graphics from several games meshed in paint
>reroll
>>699735536
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An outside trader comes and sets up in town with regular trading routes.

We can now convert resources from A to B.
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>>699735536
once more, with feeling
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>>699733561
>Bump
rolling for village to search for neighboring villages
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>>699733917
updates of forgotten rolls included

>>699734511
females getting supply from medicine man get slutty while high, pop +3 per turn

>>699734766
wat

>>699734888
slutty females start infecting people with unknown desease
>doctor and medicine man work on cure
>1/4 of pop dies (no niggers, since not allowed to breed)

>>699734911
oh shit!
half of the non nigger pop dies instead of 1/4

>>699735066
quite fashionable plague doctor outfits are trending, trendy people start informing others of STDS.

>>699735233
i said no rerolls of rerolls
and since your roll conflicts with others, it gets ignored

POP: 46 (15 nigger slaves) (+11 per turn)
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>>699735117
roll
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>>699735728

Shit on street anyways
>designate this, motherfuckers
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>>699735117
thsi
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>>699735820
RES: 5 (+3 per turn
FOOD: 5 (+2 per turn)
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Turns out a nigger slave has secretly been building a fortune. He buys his own freedom and builds this house in the upper west region of the map.

Some people says he is secretly hiding niggers in the basement and attic.
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>>699735255
>asks what game this is.
Hurr durr not your personal army hurrr
You just find this place newfriend?
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>>699735117
rawl
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>>699735866
I'm glad that out of all my rolls, this was the one with dubs.
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>>699735820
>>699734766
That was for farming to allow floods to roll in and out after harvest season, so they don't negatively affect crops and irrigate the land.

>build farming canals
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>>699735729
reroll, come on
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>>699735927
soldiers come to th house, raid it, find niggers, the "boss nigger" gets hanged and the house is for sale
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>>699735820
discovery of magnets
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>>699735820
OP you must be one of the niggers from that other village
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>>699736098
i didnt get dubs though so it didn't happen

if i get dubs now: >>699735117
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>>699736117
magnets
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>>699736282
>MAGNETS
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The entire nigger population, children included, starts to rise up in rebellion
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>>699736117
Y NO MAGNETS
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Slaves organize in the night and cause a rebellion. Killing as many of the soldiers and women as they can while setting fires throughout the village. Lose all slaves and many townspeople/soldiers
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>>699735820
Build Coliseum.
Blood Sports.
>shit on street again
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>>699735820
Keep clean whores away from dirty ones. Lock them in a newly formed castle. Have only plauge doctor elites who are clean of the sickness have baby sex with them in occult shroom tripping orgies conducted by the Medicine Man.

All nigger and half nigger herpies people will work the fields and toil all day, fucking and drinking endlessly and livinging short unhealthy lives, working for the plague doctor people.

>seems like a good solution
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>>699736383
Rebel roll
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>>699736342
Reroll
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>>699736435
Roll
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>>699736383
Roll
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>>699736500
Shiiiiit
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>>699735117
reroll
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>>699736435
Reroll
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>>699736428
reroll
also attempt to research projectile weapons
also moar farms
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>>699736435
Roll.
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>>699736435
Rolling
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There are talks of a nigger rebellion.

The villagers are building a ropery in preparation.
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>>699736435
Rolling acres
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>>699736500
You'll deliver this one I assume as I've followed your rules OP? Kill them womynz
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>>699736117
no, magnets
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>>699736693
Bump
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>>699736428
>>699736586
We need blood sports.
Rolling for Coliseum.
Or just toss a nigger or two down the side of the pyramid.
(retribution for)
>>699736383
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>>699736435
Rplling
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>>699736435
Fucking roll!
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>>699736780
give up and take another shit on the street in the dead of night
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HIV appears
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>>699736693
>>699736892
rolling for these two
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>>699736935
Roll
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>>699736693
OP appears and gets tied down and violently raped by the slave crew
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more soldiers are recruited, fort gets build
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>>699736935
rolling for HIV mutant
>Super AIDS inc
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>>699737037
roll
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>>699737064
>>699736892
rolling for these two
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>>699737037
reroll
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What game is this?
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>>699736117
magnets for president
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After nigger rebellion, all infected folk with STDs are also killed.
Start new with what's left
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>>699737037
Rolling for women to be allowed to be recruited soldiers
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>>699735820
rolling for more food production in wake of nigger rebellion
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>>699737161
NYPA dumbass.
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>>699737177
rolling for more food production after this
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>>699737209
Rerolling... come oon
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>>699737177
Make sure the Medicine Man is safe
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>>699737258
???
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>>699737161
>>699737258
We're playing NYPA, clearly.
>roll for another shit on the street
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>>699737333
Trips nigga
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A hero is born that will lead the town back to prosperity, need update on populace
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>>699737344
does this mean he could have died and you're allotting for the possibility?
or does it mean you built him a house and got him food and pussy during the nigger rebellion?
>rolling for food production
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>>699737037
rolling
also >>699737333
checkd
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>>699737467
Heroll
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>>699737467
Damnit we need a hero
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>>699735820
>half of the non nigger pop dies instead of 1/4
>POP: 46 (15 nigger slaves) (+11 per turn)
what?

rolling for more food production
research projectile weapons
shit on street
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>>699737536
The latter.
Basically as him being the best fed, protected and important figure in the community, and that he has weathered these hardships with ease.
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Quads for develop atom bomb and rule world
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>>699737161
anno bro one of the anno games. google search the goddamn images niga
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>>699737720
roll for a goddamn explanation
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>>699737757
Shit nigga, close one.
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Can we get an update?
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>>699735984
glad you reroll rerolls

>>699736010
have some water, friend
>water canal
>fountain and the additional water supply increase sanitation

>medicine man introduces fruits for healthy diet
>doctor creates the means to identify infected individuals

>>699736500
>niggers use chaos due to plage to their advantage, all slaves and 20 people die
>with no niggers remaining, noone works the mines, RES-1

POP: 22 (2 soldiers) (+4 per turn)
>pop increase reduced by half due to recent deaths
>all anti nigger pyramid/church people dead, soldier recruitment normalized
RES: 1 (+2 per turn)
>niggers burnt most resources and the village center
>due to low pop, no housing problems YET

FOOD: 2 (+2 per turn)
>niggas burnt the stored crops
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If I get dubs, this: >>699735117 People need to eat.

Hey OP looks like its taking a while between updates. What's most tedious in making a update?

I'm thinking about programming something that makes life easier for these kinds of imageboard games but I want to know what would help most.
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>>699737743
rolling for taking a shit in the doctors water supply
also build a drug-den in the middle of the forest
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>>699737592
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>>699737815
Obviously since the niggerfest, they are fucking like jackrabbits.

Rolling for forced maternity on any women 3 months past pregnancy and over the age of 9
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PlagueGuy here, plague hits again, kills the rest of the population.
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>>699737878
Blacks really fucked us up fam. We do not learn our lesson and despite low numbers, use half our population to try and oust/enslave southern black encampment
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>>699737878
Rebuild, fuck and start taking a lot more mushrooms.
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>>699738110
Roll
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>>699738081
Rolling for ignorance
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>>699737720
what do you mean with shit on street, stuff is available anyways

i count the niggas as pop too

>>699735117
>>699737879
more pop = more people working the farms, pop consumes 1 food at least until it surpases the 70 mark
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>>699738059
Dammit my work was almost done. Fuck it.
Rolling for plague end, massive growth of crops and successful breeding season of domesticated animals.
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>>699738081
Roll
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>>699738110
Re
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>>699738081
missing a bridge
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>>699737878
technically, this
>>699735866
isn't a reroll

don't know what you meant by that

rolling for more food production
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>>699738081
Reeeeeeeeroll
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rolling for the discovery of opium
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>>699737878
Magnets invented + worship of god of darkness
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>>699738188
Nice waste pleb.
>>699738193
Roll for Plague bro, but Plague fashion should remain anyway
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>>699738309
magnets
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>>699738081
Build bridge then above post
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Build houses and introduce magic mushrooms into food supply.
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>>699738344
WE GETTIN' MAGNETS
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>>699737878
Rebuild bridge and market, take shrooms
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>>699738301
Rerolling
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>>699738403
m8, we r getting electricity
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Meteor crashes and gifts us a special purple metal as well as technology, we use it to build floating houses and shit
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>>699738444
shrooms poison populus, no1 takes shrooms ever again
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Somebody discovers Opium and it becomes very popular
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>>699738524
This man is a liar
>the medicine man can be trusted
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Strongest of the last two remaining soldiers appoints himself as leader under Marshall law due to rebellion. Fucks most of the women leading to good stock of future Chad babies, but high risk of incestuous retardation. Next round of soldiers super good and increased, but production goes down cause their kids are retarded
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>>699737878
NOOOOOOO NOT THE PYRAMID GUYS.
Quads for Sun God to resurrect pyramid priests.
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>>699738444
>>699738344
>>699737333
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>>699738614
Rolling for Chad army
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>>699738188
>what do you mean with shit on street
Pull down my pants and relieve myself on the footpath leading to the pyramid in full view of the town.
Fuck your monument.

>stuff is available anyways
does this mean we have bows and arrows?
Enhance wall with room for stationed archers.
Make watchtower in middle of town. Surround with wall. Place archers on fortifications.
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>>699738614
Soldier Chad roll
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>>699738656
Well at least the pyramid will last
>rolling for medicine man to gain wisdom and apprentice
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Magnets are never discovered.
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>>699738798
Reroll
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>>699738614
This post and medicine man dies of old age.
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>>699738798
Roll
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>>699738614
Cmon chads
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Medicine Man has apprentice, lives to be very old.
>lives for many turns
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>>699738732
Enhance wall with room for stationed archers.
Make watchtower in middle of town. Surround with wall.

>shit on street by market
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>>699738687
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>>699738885
So fucking close.
Roll for zombie attack
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>>699738963
Roll
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>>699738988
THE SERIAL-SHITTER STRIKES AGAIN!
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>>699739009
Zombie attack Quads get
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Army of local warlord approaches after hearing of rebellion. Drops off supplies to aid the village and stations a small group of 10 well trained soldiers for 2 turns of protection. Soldiers unfortunately are rapists
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>>699739108
Roll
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>>699739000
>You fucking nigger.
Rolling for MM to teach people everything he knows.
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>>699739000
how much is "a turn" anyway?
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>>699739154
Roll
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>>699739108
Rollin
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>>699739108
Classic warlords, coming over here, raping our women. Roll for this I'm super cuck
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>>699739176
About three fiddy
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>>699739009
>>699739080
Rolling quads for zombies
>take shit by forest and become first victim
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>>699739108
Raperoll :(
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>>699739154
Rr
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Someone puts up a hang mat between two trees.
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>>699739154
Rolling for MM
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>>699734191
mandatory
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>>699739313
Bump
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>>699739313
Did you just call a fucking hammock a hang mat?
If dubs medicine man comes down with dementia but the town doesn't know yet
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>>699739376
>Magnets don't work
Rolling for magnets to never work.
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>>699739288
Uh oh things just got rapey in ye Ole little village
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>>699739444
OP, is that close enough to a quad to count?
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>>699739444
>trips
they dont think it be how it do, but is. So magnets work a lot.
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>>699739444
>Fucking monster
Rolling for the invention of hot pockets
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>>699739428
it's called both, google hang mat and see what you get

rolling for hang mat if i get dubs
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>>699739444
Rolling for ferrimagnetic materials
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>>699739626
Maybe you got dementia m8... just like the medicine man when this gets dubs!
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>>699738444
>bridge
>people agree on the need for nigga slaves
>quick recruit mob heads of with the few more experienced soldiers
>half of them take shrooms while raiding
>village center gets rebuilt, market functional

>>699738344
some pleb finds in stones in the now nigger-empty mines that seem to attract each other, tells the doctor about it, who starts research on them

>>699738988
thats gonna take some time

>>699739000
reroll of rerolls, no thanks

POP: 26 (+4 per turn) (4 soldiers, mob of 5 recruits that are high)
>mob and soldiers head out for more niggers
RES: 1 (+2 per turn)
>bridge, village center repairs
FOOD: 4 (+3 per turn)
>fields, forest gatherings, fruits

wall update and watch tower with next update
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>>699739626
also rolling for hang-mat
because fuck this guy
>>699739428
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>>699739801
OP, don't miss this one.
>>699739444
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>>699739801
You skipped>>699739288
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>>699739801
where'd you get the bridge from? looks like a modified street from sim city

also wondering what takes the most time between updates?

if dubs: >>699739313
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>>699739801
I will wait as long as you deem necessary in order to shit on top of the town's watchtower.
I will pass down traditions in my family if it takes multiple generations. My blood will conquer that tower.
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>>699739849
Rolling for hanging this guy with a hammock. Decrease populace by 1
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>>699739915
it trips, so fuck u. The twist is that they superwork
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>>699740044
>Dubs
OK whatever, sounds cool with me
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>>699739444
Quads for magnets to work on small animals for some reason.
Also we should build a hammock somewhere
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Magic happens
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Hammock
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>>699733137

WTF is this, it has Designs from Age of Empires 2 and Anno 1404/Dawn of Discovery
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Hammock
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>>699739801
Cult of god of darkness
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>>699739801
More mushrooms.
More sex
More pillaging
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>>699740014
take a shit in this guys water supply
>you've fucked with the wrong motherfucker, motherfucker

but really, dig a quarry (or man the mines or whatever)
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Surprise AIDs
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mspaint
>inb4 NYPA
Rolling for earthen barriers in honor of that one faggot I called a faggot for having that idea (before me)
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>>699740311
>village discovers mushrooms to be very tasty and nutritious. Cuz the hallucinogenic growth is fungus, not a mushroom. Mushroom is a species of edible fungus
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>>699740279
want
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>>699739801
Plague Doctor people and Medicine Man form a cult. Share knowledge within and begin dabbling in ritualistic sacrifice and magik via blood orgies and shroom trips.
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a group of villagers rise up and start a communist revolution.
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>>699740557
Roll
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Build a dock, train village men as soldiers, become Vikings. Best warriors become known as the beserkers. Begin to worship the Blood God.
Raid.
Pillage.
Kill.
Blood for the Blood God.
Skulls for the Skull Throne.
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>>699740249
>>699740458
I don't know how to post.

>roll for domestication of local animals
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>>699740557
Rolll
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>>699740279
need
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>>699739288
Obey these dubs nigga
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>>699740590
rolling for communist revolution

>take a shit on top of the pyramid at night
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>>699740557
Rollll
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>>699740557
Rol
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Task force forms to find and kill rogue shitter
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>>699740557
Rolllll
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>>699740527
Rolling for the cult of darkness to never be a thing.
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>>699740557
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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>>699740279
do eet
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>>699740630
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! ROLLLLLLL
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>>699740557
Jesus did 9/11
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>>699740794
Roll
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>>699740778
HA!

>rolling for Coliseum
Needs more niggers killing niggers for entertainment.

>shit on failed task force leaders land
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>>699740557
Hitler never existed
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>>699740557
The Earth is a pineapple
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>>699739288
nice call
>+3 res
>+2 food
>viking offspring +8 for this turn and next turn

>>699739444
>magnets? ded
>earth's magnetic field adios
>climate change eradicates most forest edibles as well as shrooms
>-1 food
>medicine man has to find new stuff to produce, -1 res

POP: 38 + 10 (8 master race boys and girls due to viking rape, 9 soldiers away on raid)
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>>699740557
Roll
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whoops, forgot the rest, coming in a sec
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what the fuck is this thread
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>>699741140
Thank you for delivering the Viking rape babies OP I knew I could count on you. If dubs we use the warlord supplies to fix our magnetically fucked up fields
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>>699739288
nice call
>+3 res
>+2 food
>viking offspring +8 for this turn and next turn

>>699739444
>magnets? ded
>earth's magnetic field adios
>climate change eradicates most forest edibles as well as shrooms
>-1 food
>medicine man has to find new stuff to produce, -1 res

POP: 38 + 10 (8 master race boys and girls due to viking rape, 9 soldiers away on raid)
RES: 4 (+1 per turn) (supplies)
FOOD: 7 (+2 per turn) (supplies)
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>>699741140
Medicine Man discovers simple alchemy through medition and his stockpile of super strong pilisybin. Discovers ergot and how to process LSD. Forms cult with plague doctor people that practice human sacrifice in the name of magical advancments.
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>>699741496
Roll
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>>699741331
welcome to town, stranger, population 38 + 6, and 3 turds lying on the side road
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>>699741496
Re
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>>699741460
>>699741460
>>699741460
>>699741460
>>699741460

>>699741331

for everyone who missed the rules last thread:

Medieval

Dubs make things happen as long as they're plausible

Trips will have unforseen consequences in addition to the requested effect

Quads force stuff, even if it doesnt make sense
(all white cis males commit suicide; laser raptor raid; build nuclear missle silo; ...)

construction and other effects consume resources (RES)
RES can be aquired in the mines, forest, etc

>there's a village of primitive niggers south-east from here
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>>699741496
Rolling
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Rolling for fishing to be banned. No reason. Just banned.
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>>699741496
Rolled
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>>699741544
fuck me, the one time I forget to make a call
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AIDS and LSD
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The town start training eagles for trading or message purposes. Suddenly they become racist.
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>>699741607
no one is fishing yet, noone invented the means to do so
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>>699741607
Rolling
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>>699741644
FUK ME SIDEWAYS

ROLLING FOR NEW THREAD TO HIDE MY SHAME
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>>699741460
Fuckin get up magnetism of earth causes all animals to be reversed in nature. Such as aggressive animals become passive, livestock become aggressive. Wolves and bears become friendly and such, but the horses in our field are now bloodthirsty
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>>699741644
Fucking retard.
Rolling for rule change, an idea is allowed to rerolls before it becomes null. People rolling for stupid fucking shit that nobody wants and filling threads too quickly.
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>>699741727
Fucking up* also roll
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expedition on nigger hunt returns with HUEG success, puts new niggas to work and drinks with vikings
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>>699741655
>my body is ready.
Rolling for occult elite to shack up with MM and keep knowledge and stay away from aids niggers.
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>>699741807
reroll
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>>699741785
Roll for this
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>>699741807
this
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>>699741830
Roll
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>>699741727
Rolando
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>>699741807
make this happen
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>>699741830
Re
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>>699741807
rolling
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>>699741785
Roll
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rolling for the Dwemer to return in the north east. They're intentions are unknown.
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>>699741460
worship of dark god brings darkness and prosperity to the cultists
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>>699741727
Roll for this and new thread
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>>699741807
rolleeee
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>>699742002
god of darkness will happen
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Dig channels around village to extend the river and form a moat. Put nets in the eddies to catch fish for free.
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We need more hammocks
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>>699741911
what is MM
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>>699741785
Example A.
>>699741850
Example B.
>>699741954

rolling for this stupid rule because I want to join in on the fun

>shit in mine
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>>699742093
moar
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>>699742077
Roll dubs again for this so it is double as successful
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>>699742002
we need the god of darkness of bestow strength upon the worshippers
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>>699742077
Nice doubles the increase in labor free food should expedite population growth as well in a time of resource richness
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>>699742077
>>699741911
>>699741677
>>699741655

Bump & Checked
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>>699741986
roll
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>>699742077
>actually beneficial post
>creates Def and food

rolling for moat to be around watchtower wall when it's built
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>>699742002
the only good god is a dark god
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>>699742002
this place needs god
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>>699742196
>>699742122
New thread OP with these
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Introduce gambling
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>>699742002
gief god nao
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i demand a moat to be dug!
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