Gay Bar thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49rhRF4bkf8
Only post in here if you want to start a nuclear war at the gay bar
nef have you ever been to a gay bar
>>699601764
>>699602716
it's been awhile
how's it going
I'll start a war with gay bars for not letting me in.
>>699602622
I WANNA TAKE YOU TO A GAY BAR GAY BAR GAY BAR
LETS START A WAR
You're a superstar
at the gay bar
>>699602698
Yeah a couple of my lady friends prefer them. Less chance of random dudes creeping on them.
>>699602800
Do you often contemplate suicide?
>>699602914
I am afraid of them
>>699602940
I wish he'd stop contemplating and start attempting
please do not bully my demos thank you
>>699603032
Why?
Do you think someone has something to put in you
at the gay bar gay bar gay bar?
am I talking about dicks or bullets? WHO KNOWS
>>699603035
>>>matsuposters
>>699603120
the thing is normal gay people actually scare the shit out of me
>>699603176
In my experience about a third of the people at gay bars are not actually gay
>>699603324
which leaves the other TWO THIRDS
>>699603027
Really? I find it hard to imagine not thinking how much of a degenerate you are as you scroll through your autistic avatar folder.
>>699603387
Why would you be afraid of fags tho?
Aren't you king of fag mountain?
>>699603394
Yeah. I'm actually very happy with my life right now, believe it or not. Things can only get better.
>>699603394
the anon is of great wisdom
>>699603493
it's normie fags that scare me.
>>699603497
Yeah, like you could delete your avatar folder and stop posting on /b/ and actually get a social life (:
>getting a social life
normie
>>699603543
what, you only bang greasy neckbeard weirdos or something?
>>699603688
Dude, yes! I'm liking this idea.
>>699603751
After almost getting HIV and then overhearing some fag bragging about bringing straight christian friends to a gay bar to expose them to a bear orgy, yes.
>>699603935
One of the reasons I am totally cool with monogamy
>>699604177
Cool with monogamy? Monogamy is very clearly a virtue. A dead virtue, but a virtue nonetheless.
Well, male polygamy is adaptive, but I suppose virtuosity and reproductive viability aren't necessarily related except in the mind of the hardcore realist.
i'm gonna go eat a pizza
>>699604306
Well, we did have a threesome one time.
make it two
as in, bring one for me
>>699604659
I'd have a threesome, particularly with two people I know already.
>>699604770
It was alright I guess
Maybe it's easier with more dicks, this was FFM
Was kinda hard to pay attention to both.
>>699605086
I mean I'm biased but I can't see how any situation where there's fewer dicks than dick takers is going to work out.
>>699605252
There are limits even to my stamina
>>699605472
honestly the optimal ffm setup in my opinion would be one girl eating the other one out while she gets fugged
sort of a hetero spitroast
>>699605617
That is what we did, but then we reversed positions so the other one got a dicking and a taste of vag too
>>699605775
for when man is tired: lie on back, one girl rides face, other dick.
still though more dudes would be better. Everyone should get dicked.
>>699605878
Or just abuse sex toys, but we had none at hand. It was a spur of the moment thing and we sorta got in trouble, cause we fucked on one of my friend's beds.
I'm not a good person.
>>699606176
if you don't have tactical dildos onhand at all times you are insufficiently prepared tbh
>>699606757
It was a Hallowe'en party and I was dressed as Monster Blood from Goosebumps I think.
I can't quite remember. But dildos were not part of the outfit
>>699607356
You carry the tactical dildo in your asshole, obviously. Man you're bad at this.
>>699607490
It would go against my deep germophobia to take something that was in my ass and to put it in another hole
Also this was before the whole pegging thing.
>>699607696
well if you're gonna be a whiny fuck just wrap it in a condom for storage
>>699607798
I use condoms so rarely this idea never even occurred to me until a few weeks ago, when I saw it in a trap thread
>>699608027
I've literally never used a condom which made for an awkward doctor's appointment earlier this year.
>>699608129
...elaborate
>>699608129
That HIV scare is entirely your own fault
oh right, that
>>699608233
paraphrasing here:
>"Are you sexually active"
>I was
>"What kind of intercourse"
>Um...not straight
>"How many partners"
>a couple
>"did you remember to use a condom"
>yyyyeah about that
She was very, very unhappy with me. I'm clean though.
>>699608432
I KNOW.
>>699608567
>>"What kind of intercourse"
>>Um...not straight
you didn't really have to tell her gay sex right there
>>699608567
I need to remind you from time to time
Unlike me you don't have a crying, endlessly pooping parasite to remind you to be careful
let's plot for a course
>>699608728
Yeah but she was asking specifically for like oral/anal/vaginal I think and I spaghetti'd ok
>>699608745
I haven't been slutty again for awhile though.
intercourse
>>699608971
yeah, that's what I was getting at
you goofball
>>699608971
I know
Just sayin
>>699609038
I'd never actually answered yes to that question before. After I lost my virginity I didn't have another doctor's appointment for, like, a year, so I just said no automatically, and then last year was the first time I decided to whore around.
And actually, I think the doctor may have asked specifically if I had gay sex. It's relevant since the overwhelming majority of HIV transmissions are mtm
>>699609168
believe me your reminding me is going to have no bearing on whether I do that sort of thing again or not
not that I don't respect you or anything but my dick does what it wants
>>699609441
my doctor still thinks i'm a pure little boy
no drinking no pot
>>699609441
I'm not saying your dick shouldn't do what it wants, I'm just saying it should put on knee-pads first
I haven't been to a doctor in probably 10 years.
>>699609534
I just started going to a new doctor this year, not the pediatrician I'd been seeing my entire life. So the new one thinks I'm a foul degenerate.
>>699609645
Technically I'd be handing the knee pads to the other gentleman.
>>699609741
What? You're 23...you seriously didn't go once as a teenager?
>>699609800
oh yeah, maybe that'll be when i come out as a disgusting sinner
>>699609800
The last time I remember going was when I was 16. Also I thought I was 24 but I'm not. Whoops.
>>699609861
>nice to meet you Julian so...any drug or alcohol use
>*pours hip flask out into a nearby plant* NOT TODAY
>how about sex
>I mean some christians don't consider homosexual intercourse to BE sex so all the times I took it up the ass unprotected from a stranger, those are fine right?
man I've done some things
>>699609991
>Also I thought I was 24 but I'm not. Whoops.
how the fuck do you forget your own age dummy
I go see the doctor way more than I should have to
>>699609800
Maybe it's more like those big poofy shoulder pad things that american footballers wear.
>>699610127
tfw I've never had sex with a qt white all-american quarterback
life's rough man
>>699610066
>some christians don't consider homosexual intercourse to BE sex
I haven't heard this one
>>699610066
Math is hard
>>699610127
you've got special insides though
>>699610066
>how the fuck do you forget your own age dummy
I do this all the time
>>699610210
You'd have to hand out in the locker room or something
>>699610264
Unfortunately, yeah
>>699610215
Oh it's totally a thing. They construe sex as sort of a privileged word so it only applies to vaginal penetration between a man and women—basically it's only sex if babby can occur. Everything else gets the sodomy label.
>>699610264
Scales you worry me sometimes man
>>699610215
>I haven't heard this one
Serious? It's a thing where girls who don't want to lose their virginity will have anal sex because "it doesn't count"
>>699602622
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smNAjG2FOPg
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how do you forget a number that only changes every 365 days
>>699610364
>>699610427
sodomy isn't sex
i'm writing this one down
>>699610359
I was too fat in most of high school to slut around in locker rooms and become the twink cumbucket of every relevant sporting team.
For the record, this is the greatest regret of my life.
>>699610463
>>699610463
>>699610463
>>699610463
>>699610509
Christcucks are funny man.
>>699610364
it's the autism
>>699610359
What if you just get a ladle and scoop it all out, then you won't have to worry about it
>>699610463
Same reason I forget what year it is constantly, I almost never need to know
>>699610580
please stop pushing my high school football player button, it's too early for this
>>699610618
>I forget what year it is constantly
?????????????????????????
>>699610618
autism should make you GOOD at math, not terrible
scales did you fix your freezer
>>699610580
My biggest regret is not being born a qt girl
>>699610618
Cause if my insides get scooped out, then they aren't insides any more. They're outsides.
>>699610509
Doesn't work on everyone, though.
>>699610681
I didn't realize that was your button, my b friendo.
I did have sex with a really shredded asian dude but that wasn't really football-y
>>699610800
It's not too late to get on hormones and become nefette.
find someone to give you a piggy back ride
>>699610941
holy shit stop drawing body hair on fur
this is my trigger
>>699610842
probably my most prominent fetish.
probably stems from me being smol
>>699610842
I don't have the body for it.
One of the reasons the wife dresses up as Pitou and not me. My body shape / bone structure or whatever is just no where even close to something feminine
>>699610681
Like writing a check and accidentally put 2015 instead of 2016 but it's ok because you can just fill in the gap and it doesn't look like i fucked up
>>699610687
autism has many flavors
>>699610712
no it still makes noises but only every once in a while
>>699610800
scoop em out and eat them
>>699611029
you are a tiny, tiny little man and it is funny for me
>>699611101
makeup is wizardry, neffers
>>699611151
yours seems to manifest as complete unawareness of the world around you
>>699611151
that excuse is only valid for like the first month of a year
>>699611202
some say it's pretty hot
>>699611264
size difference is hot but fortunately most white men are taller than me
I'm in that lucky height range where the dudes I'm into are usually taller than me but women and shitskins usually aren't. It's perfect.
>>699611202
make-up won't alter my body shape
and I'd need plastic surgery to do something about my nose. I almost look like a jewish caricature.
>>699611151
I don't like to eat rotten things
>>699611264
>some say it's pretty hot
It is a little hot
>>699611386
>neffers has a qt jew beak
POST
let the short jokes commence
>>699610998
my dick wants the nonsensical
they didn't have to commence
we were fine talking about fetishes
>>699611368
That is most ideal
>>699611436
~
>>699611202
but I'm good at other things!
>>699611264
time just goes really slow for me
>>699611386
aww i bet you're sweet inside
AND THE HEAT GOES ON
AND THE HEAT GOES ON
AND THE HEAT GOES ON
AND THE HEAT GOES ON
>>699611516
to be fair I really want to fuck this goat so I can't really throw stones
>>699611578
the nice thing about being super tiny though is you can be tactical af
manlets are sneaky n' shit
>>699611630
Like building fake bombs?
fetishes are cool too
TAKE
A
LOOK
AT
THESE
HANDS
postin the good stuff
>>699611151
This is my fetish
>>699611462
It's not that hooked shape, it's just fucking huge
My only consolation is that it doesn't seem too huge, because my head is fucking gigantic and so it looks ALMOST normal in comparison
My head is too large for most hats.
>>699611630
Maybe, but I wish I was less ill all the time
THE WORLD MOVES ON A WOMAN'S HIPS
>>699611715
i can't imagine a way this would be ideal in a hookup scenario
>>699611863
Oh yeah that's not a jew beak then. Can you post your nose anyway? I can make some ethnic guesses from it, really bulbous noses are slavic and shit.
>>699611946
I meant MILITARY applications. Come on dude, follow the train of conversation.
>>699611715
*faint allahu snackbar in the distance*
same as it ever was
>>699612020
i did follow the train of conversation
and it was about sex
THERE IS WATER
AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN
>>699612062
WE WILL RETAKE OUR LANDS!
>>699612103
Ok then follow the train of thought
in my head
Because we're talking about TACTICS now
>>699612195
leave it to subby to make everything about GUNS
>>699612240
I just realized I've never had sex with a hazgunz
>>699612020
The only face shot I have of me is from when I just started work at the casino and I was fatter back then
Besides, my heritage is scandinavian and anglo-saxon. This is known.
>>699612379
nigga just take a selfie real quick and edit out everything that's not your schnozzle
>>699611478
I have a short joke: venison is dear.
>>699612487
that's not even a joke, it's just a sad excuse for a pun since it doesn't mean anything really
>>699612463
are you still on steam or should i stop messaging it
Yes or no?
>>699612556
Katia's playing dark souls 2 pirated right now so you're messaging nobody, basically. Want me to get on steam?
Also this has given me an insight into katia's steam habits, it's open at all times and he never checks it.
>>699612649
absolutely not
>>699612463
My phone is in my bedroom
Do you have a nose fetish or something?
IF YOU ARE REALLY SMART
THEN YOU'LL KNOW WHAT TO DO WHEN I SAY
*steel drums*
>>699612649
Boring. We can just go to image fap if we want to see that
I BEEN TO COLLEGE
I BEEN TO SCHOOL
I MET THE PEOPLE THAT YOU READ ABOUT IN BOOKS
>>699612692
Damn. First no I've ever gotten.
>>699612712
No, I just like physical traits that give hints about ethnicity.
>>699612809
learning to handle rejection is important
>>699612669
yiss get on
>>699613004
>>699612555
Dear means expensive, which venison is typically. It is also deer.
>>699612582
>>699613096
>>699613054
your joke was bad.
think of another one
>>699613054
I've never heard that definition of dear before...and the one time I had venison it wasn't expensive.
>>699613052
Give me a moment friendo
>>699613210
>>699613264
stop talking about this boring shit and get back to talking about short guy fetishes
>>699612859
Well, I'm not sure mine would be helpful anyway since I had such incredibly severe, near constant hayfever for the first 15 years of my life that the constant nose wiping has left it permanently lopsided.
Might even be why it's so big, like how old men who drink too much wine have those bulbous noses.
>>699613393
Is your allergy year round?
speaking of which, I'm going to take a nap because I am sneezing myself to death
>>699613581
It was, but it almost totally vanished shortly before I left high school.
It now only happens a few days a year and is far more manageable. It used to be so bad I would have to sit out of class, not only because I was unable to study due to my eyes basically becoming faucets but because I was distracting as fuck to the other kids.
>>699613800
How bizarre. It happens to me every spring, quite virulently although like you it's improved with time.
Goodnight neffers.
>>699613189
Sounds like your problem.
It is typically more expensive in areas where deer are not available for hunting or outside hunting seasons. It's certainly not the type of thing you typically pick up in the supermarket in lieu of chicken, beef, or pork which are far cheaper for obvious reasons.
>>699613172
That's OK, it's not my joke.
>>699614140
PA has a lot of hunting although we've rather dumb hunting laws.
>>699614140
ANOTHER
JOKE
>>699608971
Lol you are telling me that you are afraid of normfags while YOU are the one any reasonable person SHOULD be afraid of.
Fucking infested slut.
Did someone say Undertale?
moment of feels; just got cheated on for the second time this month.
>>699614444
checked
>>699614444
Quads
Also
By the same person?
Are you retarded?
Why would you not break up after the first time?
>>699614257
I just got back from work, I'm not here to put up with your demands. Also, I will absolutely murder Tom if you sufficiently piss me off so watch it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pn8ihqpiUQ0&index=2&list=LL8tBu8nxmMwaeBlj5u1VauA
>>699613300
I thoroughly enjoyed that guy. Thx.
>>699615030
I assume you're the one on the left?
I may have to kill all his brothers and sisters in a week if it turns out they didn't cross properly. He'll be the last of his kind.
>>699615449
i am both.
does not matter. his legacy will live on.
>>699615666
Not genetically since there will be no point breeding him and having an unstable strain. He may die a virgin.
katia's internet a shite
>>699614369
I'm not defending my terrible decision making here dude
>>699616018
he was too good for this world
