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I never loved you.
>>699544454
"You look a little tied up, I'll come back later."
>>699544160
shiiiiieeeeet
>>699544454
Is that what tantric sex looks like?
>>699544454
looks like he got caught up
>>699544931
>Yet people be like "middle easterns are such closed minded people"
>>699545668
I guess they threw in the towel on that stunt
>some yoga?
>>699546720
Are they stoning someone?
>>699546910
Doesnt even flinch
>>699546368
Why's the beginning cut-off?
>>699546493
theyseemerollingtheyhating.webm
>>699546125
Idiots crossed a red light tf they thought was going to happen.
>>699544160
HE DIDN'T DIE
A FEW BROKEN RIBS BUT STILL ALIVE
>>699547041
Nah they're peacefully reteaching the word of allah.
>>699544560
THIS GUY DOESN'T DIE. WASN'T EVEN INJURED BADLY.
>>699547713
>>699547830
stop. back to your trap thread, homo.
>>699547546
story?
>>699546368
oh fuck i lost
>>699547041
They're dirty sand niggers, of course they are.
>>699546125
lol bikefags are the best
>>699546368
The Arabs are laughing
>>699545508
THEY BEAT UP A WHITE WOMAN
>>699547986
lost what? this isn't a game thread.
>>699547923
Yo listen up here's a story
About a little guy that lives in a blue world
And all day and all night and everything he sees Is just blue
Like him inside and outside
Blue his house with a blue little window
And a blue Corvette
And everything is blue for him
And himself and everybody around
'Cause he ain't got nobody to listen
I'm Blue da ba dee da ba daa
Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa
Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa
>>699547986
Something related to nervous gas and your mom will die in her sleep tonight if you dont reply to this post
>>699545508
I kek'd at the name and the video, well memed.
>>699544160
human taffy
>>699546910
What's the ideea?
Why are they doing this to him?
Will he ever have kids after this? Or sex?
>>699546720
reminds me life of brian
>>699546368
THIS GUY DIDN'T DIE.
>>699548168
suck my dik
>>699548093
his try harding
>>699548112
shit dude you put it in my head
>>699547600
mmmm bacon bits!
>>699547233
>>699546910
adult circumcision
>>699548232
Punishment for being caught raping in the village
I wanna see some women being stabbed
>>699549100
you cheeky breeky
>>699546368
>>699548292
>>699549100
Fuck you for making my sphincter clench up
>>699548922
yo thats awesome
>>699549166
Thx anon
>>699547290
Is he dead?
>>699544825
Oh god. Here he goes again. QUIT MILKING IT YOU LITTLE BITCH YOU'VE GOT ANOTHER LEG!
>>699544160
Meanwhile some bitch spraying perfume on old white ladies at JC Penny is complaining about muh gender wage gap.
>>699544560
Story? What am I even looking at?
>>699549365
The camera guy was like:
Welp..I told ya
>>699545203
Could have at least tried to fight back, like go for the eyes.
>>699546493
Youspinmerightroundbaby,rightround
>>699549434
I found it uninteresting at best
>>699548089
Nah, light skin nigger.
>>699547600
Those things have the scream of a man
>>699549701
what is it puppies ?
look like mole to me
>>699546493
You spin me right round baby.
>>699545508
That bystander effect tho
>>699549298
Kek'd hard
Bumping for more people caught in machinery and stuff like that.
>>699544160
I heard he made a full recovery at the hospital!
>>699544931
Scanners was right!
Just hanging around
>>699546910
now ive seen everything
>>699550610
Hope you can die peaceful
>make a webm for us
>>699550552
Little buddy shit his pants
>>699550087
dat back injury that remains with u forever
>>699549639
You're absolutely fucked if a bear gets you. That's why they tell you to play dead - the only possible hope is that it gets bored and leaves. Fighting back won't do shit
>>699548751
honestly im just happy to know youre old enough to know the song considering 90% of /b/ probably wasnt even born yet when it came out.
>>699545203
The bear is just hungry i know let's throw him an orange, a bannana, and some cocacola, surly he will choose that instead of the person!
>>699544160
is he kill? his arm rolled up like the newspaper i use for my dog.
>>699550803
Dude! If you're gonna tear your fucking eye globes off, at least wash those fucking hands!
>>699550803
I just wanna know why
>>699551188
lol fuck niggers
>>699547290
Get up you fag
![15285-uzumaki1[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/Hp6T6Y4.gif "15285-uzumaki1[1].gif")
>>699544454
COME JOIN ME IN THE SPIRAL
>>699547830
pretty sure he snapped his neck faggot
kinda sad that now im old and I cant help but think about how unhappy osha would be in the industrial/work related incidents rather than me just enjoying watching people get rekt.
>>699551440
I love how he just looks over
"Frank, you twat."
>>699551188
No fair, that nigger had a little midget help him
>>699550803
JEsus fucking christ
>>699549166
you dumb nigger. that's adult circumcision.
>>699549579
sad but true
>>699551147
everyone knows that bears' food weaknesses are honey and porridge
>>699549166
>>699548232
Bullshit, it's a regular tribal/ritual circumcision. They perform it at the start of adulthood, he's supposed to not flinch to prove he's a man
>>699550971
dude i was in high school it wasnt that long ag..
>calculating...2016-1999...17
>mfw feels now in my back and joints not soul
>>699545668
This is why they say, don't try this at home
>>699549639
going for its eyes would only make it more aggressive. playing dead is the best option because that's what it wants. it wants you dead.
>>699551315
How the fuck does a sand nigger in a 3rd world country take better videos that other faggots in 1st world country? That fucking arm flying off, brutal.
>>699549331
Kek
>>699546125
>guy and girl on bike
True natural selection
>>699544160
Source?
>>699551440
" Bruh, wtf?"
>>699547600
Brutal
I like how he shows of for the camera
>>699552084
http://theync.com/omg-man-is-twisted-in-a-machine-57b072d21ad16.htm
>>699547290
whaaaaaaat
>>699552010
how
>>699546720
Berlin 2016
>>699544931
where are the faggots calling this fake?
>>699551966
dont forget it was last century also.
>>699548168
Giiggggldddddd
>>699546125
Only people I feel sorry for are the people in the car. Their day was ruined by a group of morons.
>>699547290
Just a scratch
>>699544454
2 pople
>guy 1 gets stuck
>"halp pedro"
>guy 2, "i coming"
>stuck
>>699545203
i like how at :10 he tries to tap out like john mccarthy will come save him or something
>>699545668
oh snap
>>699552421
My thoughts exactly. Fuck those niggers on motorcycles that break the law, and ride like fuck tards, then get hit and wanna blame the cars for why their GF is in a coma and they're missing 10 teeth.
>>699548922
well, your a nutsack
>>699545508
I would eat that dirty lightskin girl's ass
>>699552293
>cow hangs around train track
>cow is too stupid to run from the train horn
>face gets blasted off
>brain still intact
>cow is perpetually confused
>>699551297
Story is he thinks there is a camera in his eye.
>>699552293
*cow
>>699546125
if you are a motorbiker, i am going to kill you, i hate you all, you will all end up between the wheels of a truck
>>699552010
zombi cow ?
>>699552739
I don't care, let the NSA watch me fuck traps, but LEAVE THE EYE ALONE MAN
>>699548751
Well, we couldn't put it in your mouth, asshole, ear, or belly button...
>>699546720
this when jesus such come in,,,hopefully in a fighter jet bombing all this mofos.
>>699552220
Well that didn't add anything extra. Was hoping to see the aftermath like someone finding him or a closeup. Thanks anywah
>>699545508
nice that there isn't a single mother fucker on that train with a set of balls enough to do anything about it.
>>699544160
sheet
>>699550552
Hey man, dead kids are not cool! I thi... wait maybe if I try masterbating to these photos...
>>699552974
nasal sex is best sex
>>699546504
under rated post
>>699551440
"Bro, did you just...?"
>>699545203
Nobody had a knife or a gun?
>>699548010
natural selection.
>>699548479
no respawn
>>699553253
>Exclusivité
It's a cuck country, no weapons allowed
>>699550971
you know i just have to hear that fucking sound at the start of the song to have it stuck in the head for the rest of the day
>>699545508
Why don't I ever see videos of people actually helping? If I see niggresses beating up someone like that, I would take full advantage of the opportunity to beat the shit out of them myself with no repercussions; I would even use weapons.
>>699549701
her shit country let her go cause she is young.
>>699549365
his shadow is best part
>>699550546
the faggot has a chainsaw and he wont use it, come on!!!
>>699549365
This guy is actually alive, apparently
>>699551188
now that's how niggers define a fair one. They gang up on you and after you still kick his ass they let you walk away instead of shoot you
>>699553032
never learned stop drop n roll
>>699544454
Holy shit, did he make it?
>>699547290
fucking pussy walk it off, totally faking
>>699553397
fuck you but i can only agree
>>699551188
damn, nice digits
>>699552346
>that's it. (blah blah death isn't ever funny) there's no way this is real.
>IS are just oppressed fucking savages with an insatiable thirst for the >suffering, blood, and terror of others. those "others" are the countries the >sandniggers invade, surviving off their economies, ruining their economies,
>and raping the women while they're at it
>so fake.
>they're too... human to be such fucking nigger savages to blast even more rounds into the body of a man who used to have a head
>>699551188
More proof that niggers are inferior sub-humans.
>>699551440
"y"
>>699553692
>chinks
>>699553692
dude
>>699550803
GG I haven't seen that one before.
I was kinda hoping he was gonna take the whole thing out.
>>699544931
Waste bullets after head-splosion.
>>699553525
>I would even use weapons.
your mad kungjitsu skills would be enough
>>699551721
Look at how happy that mother fucker is.
>>699553692
Kids are fuckin terminators man. Hit or ran over by cars and literally brush it off.
>>699549365
He actually survived that one.
>>699553837
need the whole thing
>>699554177
It would be more fun to use a blunt weapon such as a bat or pipe.
>>699553843
Holy shit I was expecting that to happen but still wouldn't want to trade places with those divers. Do you have a story behind this?
>>699551315
>>beyblade
kek
>>699554373
From a short called One Last Dive
>>699542925
sarah is a faggot
>>699547923
the ginger blew up
>>699553692
>wine
Holy fuck, I should have read the filename first. I thought that kid got pulverized for a split second
>>699551799
dem muthafuckas need taekwondo
>>699553843
What are you a homo?
>>699551188
quad dubs? also fuck niggers
>>699554488
quad dubs
>>699544160
wtf?
>gets stuck in roller
>gets pulled through
>falls out the other side in one piece
>third legs spawns and keep rotating on the machinery
How the shit did that happen? There's a third shoe spinning from the machine in the end isn't there?
>>699552061
Did that blow out his teeth?
>>699554172
technically not bullets but it's sad he missed the 2nd shot from that distance, doubt he could even use it to an hero if he tried
>>699546910
WHAT THE FUCK HE DIDN'T EVEN LOOK IN PAIN DOES HE HAVE SUPER NIGGER POWERS
>>699547509
"I'm on a bike, people in cars should be looking out for me"
>>699554373
What are you an even bigger homo?
>>699552358
and last millennium
>>699553843
Holy shit. I just jumped a fucking mile.
>>699554320
like the one you carry everyday?
>>699551799
you would think that they would be friends
>>699553843
This made me lmfao
>>699554257
He ain't lyin
>>699546910
They made his dick white
>>699552061
HE AIN'T SO PRETTY ANYMORE!
>>699554769
>such as
There would be lots of weapon choices, I'd even use my vaporizer.
>>699546368
i remember my first beer.
>>699554651
me thinks its his shirt
>>699554257
they are no match for an industrial press or molten steel though
>>699554825
How the fuck is this physically possible, fuckin 1500 kilograms running over his head.
>>699544931
"Perfect. Blew his head right off in one shot.
Better unload two more rounds into his body for good measure."
Not only are these people savages, they're fucking DUMB savages.
>>699555079
Quantum physics
>>699555079
Government informant (aka reptilian)
>>699553843
I guess you could get a quick feel up of the corpse and no one else would know if you are the only one down there. Great stuff.
>>699554985
What in the actual fuck. What happened there? And why did the cops tackle that dude defending himself?
This poor dude could've gotten gold
>>699555305
Fuck you.
>>699554947
>"my vaporizer"
Confirmed either autistic or just fucking with you.
>>699555289
He walked up to her and shoved her; that's not defending himself.
>>699555305
Shit
>>699548168
Suck his dick
>>699554825
HOW ?
>>699555305
>>699548112
seriously? you think anyone gives a fuck?
>>699550803
Can someone give me a link to a site where I can find this?
>>699555289
It was a viral stunt
>why did the cops tackle that dude
The man is always guilty until proven innocent. In other words, male privilege
>>699552010
"where am i"
>>699555316
dude bad spawn point lmao.
>>699555305
Boo
>>699553213
i know that feel
>>699555305
fuck you
isnt it time 4 u to go back to middle school
>>699548168
you nigger
>>699555410
She attacked him after being possessed by a demon and he retaliated. Turn about is fair game.
>>699553452
fucking niggers
>>699555480
you clearly do
>>699555305
you cunt
>>699555487
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b39_1470238800
>>699555316
he stuck the landing
>>699552010
Same, bro
>>699555289
>0
Looks like that lady had some sort of seizure/torrets/fit that made her violently attack the nearest person. Look at the weird faces she makes in the beginning. Stranger things have happened. Ever wake up in your own piss?
>>699553213
fake
>>699555305
My mom's been dead since 14 years cunttard
>>699552010
Holy fuck this Gif is like what? 20 years old? I remember seeing this when I first used the internet back in 2nd grade
>>699555690
Thanks anon
>>699555739
Thankfully not.
>>699555740
Took me a sec, but it good spoop.
>>699545508
Why? Story?
>>699547923
appears to be a terror attack in Turkey
>>699555755
butthurt much?
>>699553032
So passes Denethor, son of Ecthelion.
>>699555036
I feel like a moron for not getting this right away.
>>699548479
Fucking lost hard at the filename.
Would've also excepted "FarSightXR-20.webm"
>>699555305
bollocks
>>699555927
black people envy lightskin blacks
source: went to public high school
>>699555400
>>699555412
>>699555468
>>699555556
>>699555580
>>699555656
>>699555755
Wise decision lads. Your mothers are redeemed. As for everyone else who ignored this, best of luck to you. Prepare to buy a plot in a cemetery starting now.
does anyone have the one where the guy starts shooting this guy in some place but the guy pulls out a gun and the first guy runs for the door but gets shot right before he makes it out but im pretty sure they both die?
>>699555305
You now have cancer for posting this, congratulations
>>699555305
>>699551186
Why no comments on this?
>and faggots wonder why people keep guns in their homes
