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Waifu claiming thread.

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>>699437624

Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
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>when you forget your image but it's OK because image cap anyway
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>>699446148
Am here
>Yokofag
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still here


and


>>699446038
nope he is just some tailor
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Calamity-masu'd
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>>699446228
Steal attempt.
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>>699445500 (Yuno)
I've never played D&D but always wanted to. Damn, gotta get my friends to try it out.
Also, that'd be a little too much for me, since I don't drink. It'd kill me pretty much. We played ehhhhh, movie shots, or whatever you want to call it, where whenever X thing happened in Y movie, we'd drink a shot. I didn't last long though

>>699445658 (Mercy)
Depends on what your definition of "nerd" is. We like playing games and we talk about it. None of is really studious, but we've done well in highschool. Some of my friends though are REALLY studious and have even gone out on math / chemistry competitions

>>699445718 (Galil)
That lap pillow pic is too much for me to handle too fam
My exgf loved to be my lap pillow. I'm pretty sure she didn't even know it was a thing, since she didn't watch anime, but she loved it nonetheless.
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>>699446392
Fuck.
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>>699446392
Tfw she will never be yours
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>>699446495
Feel free to join in anyway.

I'm not the only Tomoko poster in the threads.
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Doctor, frau doctor!
QOTT: Your waifu wants to know more about your passtimes and hobbies! Does she potentially share any of them with you?
>bring Mercy to DnD
>she decides to play a life cleric
>HEAL EVERYTHING
>spare every enemy possible
>her character freaks out every time she kills something
>endless keks
>mfw I play an overly aggressive fighter who literally cast burning hands at a roc because fuck birds
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>>699446701
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>>699446274
Oh well, I guess the game is full of colourful people
>Merchant
Now you mention it I remember seeing him while my brother played, he was weird
>>699446232
Sounds pretty sweet
Id want to take a picture with you~
>>699446278
Same, dont have any friends who play it though feels bad
I understand it, we played it with breaking bad
>Every time bitch is said drink
>My friend puked on my couch
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>>699446398
""""Nerds""""" are those who fake being geeks/dorks for attention, usually women desperate to sleep with fat neckbeards.
>yes I will kiss that cheek
>>699446805
HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE.
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>>699446700
Music, yea. I'd try to get her into running, I'm sure she'd like it.
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>>699446805
Course you'd want to.
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>>699446701
thanks for the bump.

>>699446700
>smoking a joint in the bath while watching anime or playing vidya

She will learn.
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>Tfw my waifu looks like esdeath from akame ga kill when her hair is down
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>>699446805
yeah probably wont see him again
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>>699446805
I don't even remember which movie we saw. But yeah, it got so intense we'd have to either take breaks or ignore some of the rules as to make it lighter on us.
Also we didn't even have that much to drink

>>699446989
Then no. I just have gamer / studious friends

>>699446700
I'd get Ruby into gaming or playing the guitar. She'd probably like either. I mean, she even has her own game, so
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>TFW you will never have a tactical lever action
>>699446398
>Kiss
>>699446700
>Shooting
>Galil might not like Pathfinder
>She would probably like movies
>And cooking
>And running
>Not shoplifting, I wouldn't tell her about that
>>699447216
>Esdeath
Don't summon him

>Galil
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>>699447216
Wouldn't esdese look like you're waifu considering the release?

And I've never even heard of this anime.

>Generic Teen Romance Anime #349529
And now I know why.
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>>699446989
Did I already mention they are normie friends?
It was fun though
>>699447146
What are you up to?
>>699447216
Don't worry we will never confuse you with the esdeath
>The guy is a psychopath
>>699447306
Wait why not? Did I miss something?
>>699447440
That's fun hahaha
So you did get drunk kek
Little liar.
So what are you up to?
>>699447458
Nothing wrong with him, love his stories
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Time for Warframe!

MR don't grind itself after all!
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>>699447640
Akame ga kiru isn't really for the shitty romance I just like the concepts of teigus and such

>manga Is almost always better than anime
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>>699447811
no he just seemed rather minor
>>699447853
have fun
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>>699447857
Hold on. I caught you.

>>699447216
This is not Yoko.
That is some girl named (oh look your filename even has it) Lisara Restall from "Dakara Boku wa, H ga Dekinai."

Repent.
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>>699447811
I'm standing around. I don't have my cosplay on in fear it smells a bit.
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Is it bad I unironically enjoy MineCraft?
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Hey /waifu/, I have some Wonderful news! My mom had a polyp in her cervix, so she had a full hysterectomy. The procedure was a success and there is no cancer in her!


>>699446700
Honestly something similar with Fran...

>>699447853
Oh yeah, that game
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>>699447458
I think Sig and G3 are the only raifus with an attention span long enough to play tabletop games.
>>699447640
>TTGL
>romance
Not really. Generic, but generic on purpose. It's literally a parody of every action anime ever.
>purposefully over the top
>mechs
>plot twists visible from lightyears away
>and one nobody saw coming
>a rival who is initially dismissive and quickly becomes obsessive
>Kamina existing
>Simon growing up
>Nia being solidified innocence and
moe to the point of being a little annoying
>>699447857
I enioyed AgK for the action and because Bulat and the Jaegars.
>>699448097
... Good.
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>>699448030
:^)


>legit that was in my yoko folder idfk then, I must have just Google yoko and downloaded every fucking image I have like 2k on my phone downloaded in general, not of her just in general
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>>699448267
No no no, who the fuck on 4chan hasn't heard of TTGL?

I was trying to catch him in mistaking another girl for his waifu, which I did.
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>>699447216
>>699448030
>Can't even recognize his own waifu
>>699448073
No, he community is shit though
Top tier zozzled, kys
>>699448267
Probably.
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>>699448030
Nvm I have 3.2k images on my phone taking up 1.6 gigs
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>>699448073
I'm at a loss of words at the moment, but stop letting other people tell you what is good or what to enjoy.

If you like something, LIKE IT.
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Claimed
Playing Autismcraft to let out my inner autism.
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My one and only. My waifu. My Lala.
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>>699447811
I didn't get drunk, I got a tad bit tipsy... or at least I guess. Whenever it's late at night and I'm tired I tend to act more hyped than anything for some reason kek. It was 6am when we started drinking, so it was either me being stupid or me being tipsy.
I kinda hope it was the latter
I'm still studying but might drop it for now and go play something, but Imma stay here for now. You?

>>699447458
>kiss
Also, we don't talk about Esdeath

>>699448073
There's nothing wrong with liking / playing Minecraft, it is a rather fun game if you know what you want to do. The fandom is fucking awful though.
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>>699448511
Sure, who doesn't have a shit load of pictures saved of their waifu. But you confused another girl for her. That is unforgivable. Repent.

Go fill an entire thread on /b/ with Yoko. Should someone take one of the 150 images, try again.
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>>699448267
It sounds worse than it is, it was cancerous, but still in a super early stage and hadn't metastasised yet

>>699448562
>>699448073
It's been forever since I played it, what all has changed?
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>>699448626
What the fuck did esdeath do here that makes everyone so damn secretive, like you guys are in a cult hiding the horiffic truth>>699447811
>>699447458
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>>699448376
Oh. I wasn't looking very carefully at his pic or his filename.
>>699448508
And maybe M14 too, if you can keep her calm long enough.
>mfw she plays a bard whose entire routine is bad puns
>>699448626
Am I the only one who doesn't mind Esdeath that much?
>>699448717
Even better that you caught it early.
>>699448829
He's into some fucked up shit sexually.
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>>699448829
We don't talk about it
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>>699448829
He didn't post his dick or anything, but he has definitely caused waves with his extreme idiocy and terrible life choices.
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>>699448916
>is esdeath so into his waifu he wants to become her? He is extreme sadist or some shit like gore gets him off?
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ESDEATH DID NOTHING WRONG!!1!1!
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>>699449141
Found esdeath :^(
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>>699449092
Femdom
Pretty sure he is into guro, vore, and bloodsports
He kills squirrels and then freaks out about it
Masturbates to the smell of girl hands

Typical Muderer-In-The-Making attributes.
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claimed
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>>699449092
We dont talk about it
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Ok, Warframe for real now.

See you guys later.
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>>699449230
Lovely


>tfw you have normal fetishes and hear some wierd ass fetishes
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>>699449294
>waifu for ants
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>>699448829
We don't talk about it.
Nah but he's just annoying as shit, as well as incredibly cringeworthy. Also, read >>699449230

>>699448916
I don't really mind his autism as long as he doesn't reply to my posts with it, but it's like a /waifu/ meme at this point
Kinda like the Keemstar of /waifu/
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>>699449092
Like I said, Esdeath is fucked in the head.
>>699449141
AAAAAAAAAAND it's a meme.
>>699449294
Top tier waifu, anon. Minene is great. Never can remember her diary designation though.
>mfw Tsubaki is my diaryfu
>>699449390
>tfw I get off on choking my partner, beating the piss out of them
>mfw into rape-play
>mfw petplay and bondage
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>>699449390
>normal
>fetish

Pick one. Pick feet.
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>>699448097
Great news man!
>>699448626
i just did the washing up thats why i answered so late.
Its probable that you were tipsy, if you dont drink often. You are a lightweight
>>699448829
He is a cool guy just made bad descisions
>>699448008
i think you can keep buying stuff from him, i might be wrong though
>>699448047
oh you are still at the con? without a cosplay? isnt that a sin?
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>>699448916
Exactly, so she won't have to go through any chemo or radiation therapy. Just the recovery of surgery. Which is only about 10 weeks
In other news, seems I will be running a one or two session Pathfinder game later this month

>>699449092
If you could draw energy from autism, he could power half of America...

>>699449230
Basically this

>>699449390
I mean, I have only one wierd fetish, but it is a really common one and I don't like it to the point of insanity that some do
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>>699449543
>>699449536
>mfw
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>>699448829
He's literally autistic and doesn't realize most of the things he does are wrong.
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>>699449490
What the fuck is a Keemstar, anyway?
>>699449543
Some people have normie-level fetishes like hair colors or BBW. Feet are incomprehensible but still relatively normal.
>>699449690
NOICE.
>>699449752
Violent sex is my favorite kind.
>mfw I'm a biter and will bite someone until they bleed if they're okay with it
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>>699449536
She's the ninth. She had the escape diary. I thought Tsubaki was the best looking, but Minene was the most badass and I loved her character.
>>699449391
I don't get the reference
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>>699449640
i guess but i dont want doublets. im going to shower for a bit
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>>699449820
I'm gunna assume for laughs that pic is of him
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>>699449870
>I don't get the reference
your posting thumbnails
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>>699449820
Fuck off Mugi
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>>699449820
>hes literally autistic
>posts around in a waifu claiming thread unironically
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>>699450006
Fuck off Mai
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>>699449968
Nope. He's just a friend of a poster that came here about 4 months ago.
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>>699449845
>Violent sex is my favorite kind.
>>mfw I'm a biter and will bite someone until they bleed if they're okay with it
I'll admit this got me hard.
I think I might have a new fetish
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>>699449985
Oh oops
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>>699449536
L E W D


I can understand those, kinda in to the receiving end of all but the piss

>>699449640
Hey Yuno!

How are you?

>>699449845
Thinking of sending a group to rescue prisoners going to be sacrificed by Aztec Lizard folk.

I will make sure they have a rogue good at trap finding, they will likely need it

>WEW

>>699450187
Welcome to the sub club...
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Kuronuma Sawako.
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>>699449640
Yeah that's fine. There're times when I'm just playing league and trying to reply in /waifu/ as well, and I end up not replying at all kek
>who the fuck did you just call a lightweight?

>>699449845
Keemstar? You know, as in, Drama Alert? He's so over the place lately, so you've probably heard of him at some point

>>699449543
Is kneesocks fetish allowed here?
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>>699449870
I just felt bad for Tsubaki and had an understanding of where she was coming from.
>>699450187
Pls be subby.
>>699450299
Not literal piss. Just beating the Hell out of 'em with a belt. Or a closed fist.
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>>699450006
sorry
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>>699450299
hey fran, im kinda tired, im blaming after diner dip
what about yourself?
>>699450350
you play league? so many fags in here
>including me
what do you mostly play?
>i called you a leightweight
>implying you arent with rarely ever drinking
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>mfw I mention one person and it turns into a big deal
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>>699450632
kek, he is a meme
>its like saying harambe
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QOTT:Are these autistic or is /k/ autistic?
>>699450299
Thanks.
Also just send a slave in front of you, rogues are for pussies.
>>699450477
Yes.I am
>>699450632
Esdeath is a big deal, mention him with caution

>Galil
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>>699450847
DICKS
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>>699450949
OUT
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>>699450979
FOR
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>>699450870
Why not both?
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>>699451026
HAMBURGER
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>>699450870
Those are but only if you think you have sure kill skill with them, /k/ is fine once in a while idiotic but overall ok
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>>699451069
You fucking asshole gid damn it
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>>699451173
cucked
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>>699450477
I miss read that. Oops

Whipping would be fun though

>Tfw kissless virgin...

>>699450629
Just chilling out

Should make some lunch soon

Might play some league later, got to level up my EUW account

>>699450870
They're just knives, if they were mini katanas or straight out if a heavy metal album cover yes, but just plain knives arent

Well, my minotaur fighter has been doing that really well. Always hits the traps everyone else avoids.
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>>699450477
Yeah she had a pretty shitty life after her parents died, but I really felt for Minene. She was just extremely likable. I liked her from the second episode, so when she came back at the end I lost it.
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>>699451244
>Minotaur
What.
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>>699450870
Those are a little autismal-lookin'. And good. Bend over, bitch~
>>699451244
Jesus, really?
>>699451281
I wasn't big on Third or the toddler. Fourth was okay. I HATED the mayor. Was he tenth or eleventh? Or maybe twelfth? I can never remember diary designations except for First, Second, Third, Fourth and Sevenths.
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>>699450629
Well, I've been playing league for about 6 years or so, but since 2014 I've only been playing with friends. I get bored if I play it alone
I play about everything but support, although my main role would be adc. As in, if I rank, I go adc, but if it's a normal I can go whatever, as long as I have fun it's fine by me
>I'm not a lightweight
>I'm just inexperienced
>fuck you
Either way, you're cool, so add me on steam if you ever wanna talk (profiles/76561198027912007/)

I'm out, may be back in a while!
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>>699451244
You're leveling up your Euw account? We should play man
>When my PC is fixed
What elo is your main on?
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>>699451537
My character in a Pathfinder game is a minotaur fighter named Havardr. I'm playing him as the supreme chuuni, with his "infallible code of shivery"

>>699451569
I'm still 18, so there is hope...

And untill recently I was a closeted faggot

>>699451664
I haven't played much rank in a long time, but was at gold 5. I main support, mainly Leona

TheWretchedTwiggy for NA

FranMcRippy for EUW
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>>699449640
I left as of now, so no worries. This also happened

>Rem
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>>699451569
He was the eleventh. The Toddler kind of felt like filler. I think more could've been done with him. The twelfth was the weird guy with the eyeball hat. I liked the fourth for the time he was present, his character was pretty good.
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>>699451973
What stats at you using for the race?
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>>699451973
Cool, I love a good leo on my team
>Tfw I main assassins and they're getting an update
I can't add you right now as my PC is in the shop but I'll write those down
>Can I add people though the app?
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>>699451973
Congratulations on coming out. I didn't come out until about that age, but apparently my family knew ever since I was little. So are you full faggot or do you get the best of both worlds like me?
>>699452194
JUSTIIIIIIIIICE. I liked Toddler in a way. He was pretty formidable since he was totally different from the others as far as his style went. His diary was shit but he was exceedingly clever and couldn't be attacked openly in any way. Twelfth was also pretty chill because he was a zealot but totally willing to die for his cause.
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>>699452105
oops didnt see the (you)
is that a doggo in a goku suit? pretty sad tbh
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>>699452345
Large creature

+4 str and con
-2 cha and dex

60 ft dark vision

1d6 + Str gore attack

+1 natural armor

Why do you ask?
>>699452657
No idea, I don't use it

Is your main on NA or EUW?

>>699452702
Full faggot

The good news is I'm going to Milwaukee for college, so it's pretty likely that I could find a qt bf
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>>699452971
Also forgot picture.
>On a roll today
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>>699453173
Euw, I was plat this season but fell all the way back to gold.
>Kill me man
I'm hoping on a resurgence in zed so I can carry myself again

Also can I ask why you have a waifu if you're gay?
>Don't really mind tbh
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Fuck me.
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>>699453173
Seems OP.
>TFW your GM never wants to do anything except the standard "good guys kill dragon/lich/evilsorcerer/whatever while in europe" and will never run a gestalt game, a high RP game, an evil game or anything else
Life is suffering
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If this post ends in a 3, you must post source material (preferably a .gif) of your Waifu. It doesn't have to be lewd or cute, or anything specific really, as long as its source material and not fanart.
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>>699453562
>people are going to do it anyway
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Thinking of reading a manga any recs? I've read alot so suggest a few at a time
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>>699453562
I'll do it anyway.
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>>699453481
Okay
Post lewds
>>699453562
I'm not
>>699453756
I loved dead man wonderland
>A lot better than the anime
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>>699453481
Whats wrong?
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>>699453648
Fuck, you got me
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>>699452702
Yeah, but regardless of all the mistakes I liked how it ended with the pseudo Angel Beats ending after the credits of episode 26 disregarding redial.
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God damn it /k/, why would you do this to me, my sides have died.
>Galil
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>>699454278
Fuck
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>>699453473
Good luck man

She is the best written mad scientist I could find. She also would probably alter her body into a cute guy for TRUE LOVE, so there is that.

>>699453502
Add in the greater cleave and greater cleaving finish and you own combat

I feel so sorry for you, currently fighting an anchient evil daemon who makes robots. Now we are using a matrix/animus type thing to find how the last group that sealed him away did it, and maybe find out how to kill it

>>699453562
>>699453648
Exactly, here you go

No gifs...
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>>699454403
Shit, bad picture quality
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>>699453173
>Milwaukee
Didn't SHTF there recently?
>>699454192
Yeah. Too bad idiotcop cucked you.
>>699454357
K E K
E
K
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So sorry for late replies

>>699440608
>akiko
Something about rhe vid being 17 min long and you died a lot
Wew sounds epic. Was it because a few of you were drunk?

>>699440879
>leone
You asked how my day was
Was relaxing then work called
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>>699453920
No.
>>699453924
Not enough sleep.
Fucking kill me. Have shit to do, and of all days, today my brother decides to wake me up for shitty reasons. Uhg.
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>>699454530
>his Waifu is even slightly impaired just by getting cut in half
Wew. I once knew a guy who could survive and completely regenerate as long as a single quark that composed his body remained more than 50% intact.
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>>699454716
Is your brother a boat?
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My lettuce levels are at 50%
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>>699455031
You are going to die.
You have a problem.
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>>699454852
Ironically he just left to go ride a boat.
It's a sign i have angered the boat gods.
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>>699454570
Idiotcop?
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>>699455031
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>>699454570
Only if you are black

There was a police shooting a few days ago, but the man was armed and wouldn't drop the handgun


I am going to live on the opposite side of town from this shit! Feels good!

>>699454716
Hey Shizuru

>>699454834
She also cut her legs off to fit through an AC duct and decapitation hardly slows her down

Is it wolverine? Dude can survive a nuke
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>>699455247
Mean
>>699455197
No I won't
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>>699454403
I guess that's a pretty valid reason
>Send an Euw request but you know I can't play
So what's your deal, what do you do for a living, or plan on doing if you're in school?
>>699454834
>Cell
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>>699455197
>>699455247
What's with Prinz? Why is he getting hate?
Isn't he the lonely guy with family problems who tries to forget about his shitty life by being a "hug slut" ?
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I'll see your immature, faggoty waifus, and raise you a tulpa.

Which is totally something a grown ass man should have... unironically...
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>>699455483
YES YOU WILL.YESTERDAY YOU ATE AT LEAST 1000% OF YOUR DAILY VITAMIN A.THIS IS HOW PEOPLE DIE.
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>>699455258
I can't tell you His name. It isn't Wolverine. Wolverine can't deliver a punch equivalent to the explosion of 648 duodecillion megatons of TNT, now can he?
He regenerated from a single drop of blood, but if you destroy all of his organic matter, it will kill him.
>>699455540
Once again, Cell can be destroyed by destroying all of his cells.
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>>699455580
He eats multiple heads of lettuce a day
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>>699455881
Not the only head he eats :^)
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>>699455205
There is only one solution now
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>>699455540
I'll accept it

I just finished highschool actually, I got accepted into the Milwaukee school of engineering for Biomedical Engineering, I move there at the end of the month.

I worked at a Chinese restaurant until last week, I quit because I'm going to be really busy this next few weeks with moving to a dorm and all. I'll probably get a job around 2 semester or so, once I get into the rhythm of life in college


You?
>>699455826
Now I'm interested, I love when things are hilariously over the top. Like TTGL and Warhammer 40k
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>>699455826
Yea but you said he survived with only a single quark and I thought cell regenerated from exactly that
>Might be wrong been a long time since i watched it
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Got to leave now. Be back later if i don't just go back to sleep once i get back.
>>699456016
You're right. I'll go sink his boat.
>>699455258
Hi Fran.
Bye Fran.
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back from my shower
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>>699455881
>>699455745
>Mfw
What the fuck Prinz
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>>699456185
So abyssals it is.

>captcha: boats
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>>699455219
As in the guy your waifu had kids with. Fourth left him a bunch of case notes. Can't remember his name for the life of me.
>>699455258
Keep away from the niggers, Fran.
>>699456245
>fresh Tomoko
Yes please
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I hate my internet

>be me
>play monster hunter online
>in the middle of a hunt
>have fun trying out a new play style
>Monster gets wrecked by us
>Suddenly game pauses
>Connection lost
>I look up what the internet connection says on my nintendo 3DS
>3 out of 3
>mfw I have no problem playing in the living room
>can't play in the living room now, parents want to watch film
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>>699455986
Thats nasty
>>699455580
Not the same prinz
>>699455745
I AM LETTUCEMAN! I AM NOW AT 100% LETTUCE
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>>699456461
STOP PLEASE. THERE ARE LESS PAINFUL WAYS TO COMMIT SUICIDE
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>>699456185
Goodbye!

>>699456245
~~did you get nice and wet?~~

>>699456398
I'm in the nice part if town, closer to the Asians

>>699456413
The middle of nowhere sure sucks, doesn't it?

~~you're cute when you get all genocidal~~
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>>699456147
That's a pretty hard subject I've heard, good luck man!

Sounds like a great idea, and you've already had a solid job so you'll probably have no problem finding a new job then.
Planning on finding anything special?

I'm starting my second semester in programming this September, I had a job in a super market but I got fired for some shitty ass reason
I didn't really care tbh because I could just go home and chill there without spending money on food and such
>>699456245
Hey tomoko
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Mommy
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Yuno, get in the stream baby. Shino's channel
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>>699456398
yeah used plenty of soap even used a new bar
>>699456693
yeah thats the point of a shower.
>>699456728
hello. have fun?
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>>699456693
That's an understatement.
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>>699456728
I like a challenge

If I can find another good Chinese restaurant that would be amazing, I got so use to the free food

Hope you can find a less shitty job

>>699456926
~~did you wash everywhere?~~

>>699457008
Yeah, it should be ADORABLE!
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>>699456342
Post some Asshime or Hoppou.
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>>699456606
THIS WAY IS MOST DELICIOUS
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>>699457376
Kill yourself, dweeb
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Good bye, playing some league
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>>699456398
Oh yeah Nishijima who has as much game as a 10 year old, but gets terrorist poon like there's no tomorrow. At least I got cucked by a lovable idiot and not a Chad.
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>>699456147
The piece of paper in my lap, which I have kept for about 4 years, has 29 things written on it.
One is the name of a character from To Kill a Mockingbird.
Another is a friend's Skype name.
26 are sacred names, one appearing twice, which makes for 27. This person is doomed in the end due to our error.
23 of these sacred names may be revealed. There is one for each letter of the alphabet. The ones beginning with 'J' 'P' and 'W' may not be revealed.
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>>699457170
yes fran
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>>699456926
>Have fun?
Huh
>>699457170
That's good

Yea I've heard about the amazingness of working in a restaurant
>Jelly

Yea I think it'll work out since my brothers study in the same city so they'll hook me up

Also cya
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>>699456693
Get a qt Asian trap.
>>699456926
>not liquid soap
Why.
>>699457544
I woulda fucked him, too.
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>When you need to be able to shoot behind you, just in case of an ambush
I mean what the fuck.
>Galil
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>>699457376
Go back.
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>>699457713
To kill a mockingbird is my favorite anime!
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>>699457821
i dont get it
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>>699457376
>Asshime
Wait what?
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>>699457756
while i was gone did you enjoy yourself?
>>699457816
i prefer a bar. for hair i of course shampoo
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>>699458115
Magazine is loaded into the weapon backwards.
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>>699458070
>when the Asshime roulette sends 2 of your carriers into orange
Fuck, Yasen choukai must save my S rank again.
>>699458207
The accepted name for summer BB princess.
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>>699458115
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>>699458207
>>699458330
Just call them Dysons.
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>>699458320
Nah she's holding the gun backwards.

>someone Rec me some good manga already ;3;
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>>699458690
Bah
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