You newfags are so cancer you new generation of /b/ users are to pussy to do any of the shit we did years ago and look what anonymous became a bunch of stupid maskfags when the original anonymous was a group of trolls from /b/ fucking with people just for the lulz also now when a newfag goes into a raid they say they are from 4chan as if they do not know about rules 1 and 2 and all i see you faggots doing now is just fucking sitting here and jerking off and posting the same shit over 9000 times everyday may as well call /b/ pornhub 2.0 now you guys are so fucking stupid this new generation of /b/ sucks ass i feel bad for every single one of you also love how newfags bitch and cry and say not you're personal army when someone tries to bring back the LULZ shows that you faggots are to pussy LOL.
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i know how you feel anon these faggots are a huge problem.
Keep crying faggot.
Well if you want to make a raid we can I'm up for one. The lulz did go away, new fags are new fags, and if us old fags don't help them they will never become true b/tards.
Holy shit you're samefagging too?
>>699094312
Newfag trying to fit in with old Spider-Manfags get the fuck out.
>>699094583
Shut up newfag
>>699093795
Use punctuation, fag. You want to know what oldfags have that newfags don't? Respect. For themselves, the way they type. Respect in a job well done. Respect for comrades. If they told you your post was shit, it was shit and you knew it because they respected you as a person enough to tell you the truth. Now everyone on this site seems to be locked in a "how many people can I piss off at once" contest. That's what has made this site horrible, lack of respect.
>>699094583
Your still same fagging? kek you're a disgrace to oldfags.
>Keep bitching you pathetic fuck
>>699094714
Thank you, he's also same fagging... HARD.
>>699094714
Oh i have respect i just do not respect newfags seriously talking to a newfag is like talking to a brick wall.
>>699093795
So fix it you baity faggot fuck.
> sage goes in all fields
>>699095158
A self respecting man doesn't samefag.
>>699094820
You can keep saying that but at the end of the day it does not effect me what so ever and i know what i am so whatever faggot.
>>699095222
>>699095273
>>699095310
>>699095347
>>699095386
Goddamnit OP now look what you did. This is why /b/ can't have nice things.
>>699095426
You're going all out arent you?
>>699095027
That's a pretty funny macro, it made me smile. God I miss old Spider-Man threads. I think that's why I like Fluffy threads, and when Spider-Manfags and 40kfags spam it. Reminds me of those threads about abusing those Japanese bean pastery things. You know the ones I mean, the ones that were Touhou characters? That was fun.
>>699095264
> samefag
Where is the proof idiot.
>>699093795
Make /b/ great again.
>>699095402
And... What are you? A pathetic fuck who has to bitch at randoms calling them new fags? Get fuckint real if you want /b/ to improve post ORIGINAL CONTENT. You sad fuck.
I'm up for a raid. I just need a couple hours away from this cancer. It honestly brings me feels to see what /b/ has come to.
>>699095447
They are only ass hurt because of the message i am trying to put out in there little 12 year old peanut brains.
>>699095770
> demands OC
> doesn't post OC
Pic related
First three posts were by the same guy. If you're OP why fucking do that?
>>699095549
Don't just post one page of a comic you massive faggot, dump the whole thing.
Though, thinking on it, it's a damn good way to troll. Kudos, furfag.
>>699095901
Hey dude, I'm replying to him I'm trying to teach him that this does nothing. In a way, my argument IS OC.
>>699095858
I know how you feel anon.
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>>699096278
.nona leef uoy woh wonk I
I feel you op, it's all these 2013 trapfags
>>699095514
>Reminds me of those threads about abusing those Japanese bean pastery things. You know the ones I mean, the ones that were Touhou characters? That was fun.
I found out what they were called, if anyone cares: yukkuris.
>>699095901
But you miss the point the lesson here is to restore /b/ to what it once was only me alone posting OC will not do shit plus if i post OC it will be ignored by the community at large because new /b/ just wants to look at the same bull shit 50 times everyday.
>>699096428
MOAR KATIA PL0X
>>699096256
> tries to defend tired spiderman pic is OC
> doesn't acknowledge actual OC
Non-OC pic related.
>>699096884
>>699095514
Spiderman's last use on 4chan is to bring up the image count on loli threads...sad
>pic related is my favorite Spidey image.
>>699096801
So you want to bitch about the staleness of this board, but you don't want to do shit cos you're afraid you'll be ignored to death? Are you colossally stupid? A hopeless attention whore? Seriously, you want more OC, post more OC. FFS man you're literally admitting the cancerous fucks on this board are better than you.
>>699096637
> traps
Well traps have been on 4chan since 2006 so i really have no issue with trap threads in general because they are apart of our culture here however i do have a issue with all the porn that has been taking up over half the /b/ board for awhile now this is a huge problem and it really needs to be talked about a lot of these people should just move to /s/.
>>699094714
Sage
>>699096936
>thinks I'm not posting Spidey ironically.
>thinks I haven't responded to OP with a reply
>green texts,trying to backup his bull shit.
Wew
>>699095885
Umad?
>>699094714
Delet this nao
>>699097298
Fuckin a man i don't know how they don't get tired of porn threads 24/7.
>>699097596
Fuck your irony. Post some fucking OC or you're part of what OP is talking about, ya fooken wankstain
>>699097298
I agree WAY to much porn and "you mad white boi shit". Currently . at least
>>699093795
lots of lulz and lols in there newfriend
/b/'s been dead for a while now
even i only come for the porn now
>>699093795
Who you calling newfag, newfag.
I remember when this fur shit was contained to Fridays and we'd post trains to counter the faggotry. I think now there's no one left to post trains
>>699097810
What do you mean in this thread? I have already talked to OP and he doesn't seem to respond, and also, what OC are you posting?
>>699093795
Have you heard of the recent phenomenons called the fucking NSA and the Patriot Act, faggot! /b/ is not your personal lulz Army. Some of us are not degenerates.
>>699098090
This pic: >>699095901
It's shitty, but fuck man, it's something at least.
>>699093795
people like you are the real problem
>>699097083
>>699097115
>>699097308
FUCK YEAH, NOW THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!
I've never been huge on furry porn, but I do like it. There are some things that furry art does better (Cumflation being one of them), and some subjects I simply can't resist. You post Katia, or Zig-Zag (or any of maxblackrabbit's stuff really), or some of Jim Hardiman's work I start getting into it. I remember the first time I found the VLC way back when. Hell, I even was part of a Zig-Zag yahoo group. I wish there was more porn of Sabrina, though.
>>699098146
>Some of us are not degenerates
Then why even be here?
>>699093795
>>699094583
>>699095158
>Implying there EVER was anything more than simple respect for a job well done.
You reek of summer, dear candyass.
>>699096936
I will say frankly, disregarding your bait, that if I could I would close the gate.
As such it would remain, for as we all know, you are such a pissy little bitch, that by the rules I must go:
Post your mammaries, you bitch, or on your way you must go.
Translation for OP in case of 'I am to uneducated to understand wadja wrote'.
>ITT: OP is such a bitch and a shitty baiter that Im about to ask him to post TITS or GTFO.
>Cause I sure as ain't giving a bitch attention here without some fucking titties being shown
>>699097278
> you don't want to do shit cos you're afraid you'll be ignored to death? Are you colossally stupid? A hopeless attention whore?.
Not what i am saying at all i am just saying OC is always ignored and for there to be a lot of it there would have to be more then one person spamming the board with OC if that is what you are getting at also by the way i do post OC i only post this all the time because its to piss off the newfags and it works but what i say in my writing is also true about them you can not deny it also apparently you do not know about the make /b/ great again revolution witch has been going on for weeks now.
Welp, this thread went from plain stupid to cancerous real quick.
>>699098288
To lulz at shitposts like this, obviously.
>>699098205
Alright nicely done. Here is some shit I did for the color wars threads ,its ultra shit
>fuckin greys man
>>699097695
I know right eventually they will run out of sperm and then they will no longer fap LOL.
Haha, the reality of how many times I've seen this same fucking thread in my life is starting to sink in and now I want to kill people for letting my life go to shit.
Thanks, OP.
>>699098518
>Make /b/ great again revolution.
Shhhh, the interwebs powlice is gonna getchu... You know you cant say those words here... Cmon man, why dyou gotta be such an edgelord. Jeeeze!
>>699098518
>make /b/ great again revolution
I'll believe it if I see it. Until then, I'll probably just lurk and shit post in the most self serving was I can.
You're right tho, I didn't know about it. It would be nice to see this board better. At least all the underage faggots on here are easy to piss off, eh?
CHOO CHOO FURFAGS DIAF
>>699098894
no
>>699098894
Holy hell I have an idea, put Spidey man ON A FUCKING TRAIN!,
Someone Photoshop this some how plz
>>699099022
Holy crap is that some fucking RAVEN?
when the fuck did this turn into a fucking furry thread??
>>699098333
> tits or GTFo
Well that will not work because i am a guy like MOST people on here LULZ.
>>699098791
>edgelord
Oh shit its reddit.
>>699099214
thanks never knew the artist
Just look at this motherfucker
>>699099624
look at this
>>699099624
Put Spidey on it and its 100000000x more awesome
>>699099450
No, Raven is the character. Raven Hunt, one of Maxblackrabbit's OCs. At least it looks like her, probably a weaksauce reproduction of her. Pic related.
>>699098880
> At least all the underage faggots on here are easy to piss off, eh?
That was exsactly one of my points they get ass hurt so easily its hilarious to read the comments they all spazz every time i say they are cancer witch truth be told they are though LOL new /b/ is full of pussy faggots.
>>699099749
How did I confuse the two?
Goodbye thread... Time to die
>spidey anon signing off.
>>699099864
I donno, nigger. Have more Raven.
>>699093795
kek you can't do shit
>>699100196
Do you like das?
We hit bump limit or something?
>>699100550
Das?
>>699100664
you should check him out on e621 he makes bretty good flashes
>>699100553
nah, never
>>699096801
If you're an oldfag you know where we all went, i still lurk around here from time maybe because of The old times but 4chan is dead /b/ro, read you in The other side
Let's shut down 4chan.
>>699100882
have fun
>>699100844
>>699100758
Will do! Thnx!
And yet after all these years OP is still a huge fucking faggot
>>699100932
>>699100882
Like i said last thread DDOS is a start.
>>699101011
>>699100989
He didn't drop the logs!
>>699100985
We all are anon.
>>699101087
>>699101016
I've been saying that for years. At least since 2010
14219 spindle arbor
Milo's address confirmed in discord. someone with location hiding shit call in and say that an isis operant is hiding there
>>699101162
So, Fellow oldfags, lets stop bitching alright im afraid i dont follow OP point. We all know 4chan has Been dead for a while now. Oldfags you all know where did The old guard, miss hunting lulz with The horde? See you there
>>699093795
This is probably pasta, but I will admit. The whole npya thing actually really did suck. I legit wanted to be someone's personal army. I just wanted to get together with other /b/tards and ruin someone's day. Didn't matter who. Man I miss those days
>>699101162
Is that star fox?
>>699101267
>>699101356
nevermind
>>699101329
>>699094583
>old Spider-Manfags
kill yourself
>>699101329
nope, just some random vixen
>>699095514
God help i miss The DESU days
>>699101329
https://youtu.be/uieM18rZdHY?t=8m6s
>>699101566
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This board is a place where the villains wear a false mask of anonymity
While they take lulz you can never replace
Stolen moments gone forever
Well, tables can turn as the newfags will soon enough learn
I will sage with desu and then watch them fall
into the pyre of 404
You can report ’till you drop, screaming 'learn the rules'
You’ll say any trope if you think it'll stop me
I will carry hell to your Thread; I will make you leave
You will reap the damage you’ve sown on my judgment day
Sleepless nights and days of damnation
Soon and evermore
I will bring Suiseiseki knocking upon your door
And kek is a lie swearing that no matter what it won’t die
Disappearing like a star in the sky
In the hot light of morning
But what do I care?
There are lulz to be had everywhere
First there’s retribution I must prepare
Mighty vengeance is mine
I have a nice post that will tempt you onward
And just when you’re sure that the thread is yours
I’ll deliver Suiseiseki to your doorstep dressed in green facade
Then, I’ll sage you to page 10 like an angry Mod
Once you’re in my glistening garden heed the page count
It’s the final text you see as you descend to 404
Fall down on your knees
Fall down and let me hear you pray
Fall down on your knees
’till I can hear you bargaining, scheming, begging and screaming to me
I will send Suiseiseki to your doorstep; you will rue the day
You will reap the damage you’ve sown no matter how hard you pray
It’s a board without any rules, fashioned in cold blood
Posts of fear and calls of doubt
No forgiveness, no way out
Only Anonymous
Then, desu
>>699094714
A U T I S M
Nothing has really changed except
>We don't do raids now
>I don't see people hack into fb accounts of dead girls anymore
>And people say nigger a lot less on this board
>>699101566
Same here anon.
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United forever in Suiseiseki and desu,
Our mighty flamewars will ever endure.
The Great 4chan anarchists will live through the ages.
The dream of a people their fortress secure.
Long live our 4chan motherland,
Built by the Anons mighty hands.
Long live our Anons, united and free.
Strong in our friendship tried by fire.
Long may our flags of hate inspire,
Shining in glory for all men of /b/.
Through days dark and stormy where Great Anons lead us
Our eyes saw the bright board of freedom a/b/ove
And Anonymity our leader with faith in the people,
Inspired us to build up the land that we love.
Long live our 4chan motherland,
Built by the Anons mighty hands.
Long live our Anons, united and free.
Strong in our friendship tried by fire.
Long may our flags of hate inspire,
Shining in glory for all men of /b/.
We fought for the future, destroyed the invaders,
And brought to our homeland the laurels of fame.
Our glory will live in the memory of Suiseiseki.
And all generations will honour her name.
Long live our 4chan motherland,
Built by the Anons mighty hand.
Long live our Anons, united and free.
Strong in our friendship tried by fire.
Long may our flags of hate inspire,
Shining in glory for all men of /b/.
>>699101618
I wasn't calling Fox star fox
>>699101811
>>699101875
>>699101626
>>699101661
AWW HELL YEAH NIGGERS NOW THIS IS THE KIND OF THREAD I MISS! SPIDER-MAN! TRAINS! WARHAMMER 40K GET YOUR ASSESS IN HERE! IT'S YOUR JOB TO SPAM THE FUCK OUT OF ME AND CALL ME "FURFAG", AND SAY "YIFF IN HELL" AND SHIT!
>>699101206
So why doesn't anybody do it?? it only happened once during the Boxxy civil war to my knowledge.
>>699101303
I'm with ya there ol' pal.
>>699101984
nice cars
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In nomine Desu et Desu, et Desu Sancti
With ten thousand faces
Agendas and fates
I have nothing in common with me
I hate all my races
And genders and states
I'd rather be no one and free
Come desu until morning
Don't think; disappear
No one will know it was us
With no advance warning
I'll wipe the world clear
I am Suiseiseki.
~
>>699102055
>>699101969
4chan has died to DDOS attacks like 5 or six time, I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. Now it'd be a huge undertaking.
Switching from MBR to Hardiman.
>>699102055
I've been meaning to shut down the furry porn here, you can always go onto another thread.
Rolling down to Old 4chan, me /b/ro's
Rolling down to Old 4chan
We're homeward bound from the septic ground
Rolling down to Old 4chan
Once more we heil with an Anime tale
Towards our clover home
Our warflags hung, our flailng done
And we ain't got far to roam
Six hellish years we pissed away
On the cold Yotsuba Sea
But now we're bound from the septic ground
Rolling down to Old 4chan
Rolling down to Old 4chan, me /b/ro's
Rolling down to Old 4chan
We're homeward bound from the septic ground
Rolling down to Old 4chan
Once more we heil with a Anime tale
Through the shit and hate and rage
Them clover fronds, them /b/oundry lands
We soon shall see again
Even now their Heterochromia eyes look out
Hoping some fine day to see
Our thread derails running 'force the heil
Rolling down to Old 4chan
Rolling down to Old 4chan, me /b/ro's
Rolling down to Old 4chan
We're homeward bound from the septic ground
Rolling down to Old 4chan
How soft they breeze through the clovers four
Now the shit is far astern
Them native maids, them epical raids
Is a-waiting our return
I will rant and roar and ROW for sure
And paint them bitches red
Waking in the arms of a Rozen Maiden
With a big fat aching head
Rolling down to Old 4chan, me /b/ro's
Rolling down to Old 4chan
We're homeward bound from the septic ground
Rolling down to Old 4chan
Rolling down to Old 4chan, me /b/ros
Rolling down to Old 4chan
We're homeward bound from the septic ground
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>>699102102
all i can do is this :(
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>>699102102
DAMN SON IN CURSIVE AND EVERYTHING, DUDE THANK YOU!
I'm not even being sarcastic, you really don't know how much this means to me!
>>699101959
That does give me weird nostalgia. Totally forgot about that stuff. What was that like 2 years ago?
>>699102162
TONIGHT WE KILL FURRIES
>>699102230
>>699102334
Two years ago my ass, that's been going on since 2008 at least
>>699102347
TONIGHT WE YIFF IN HELL!
>>699102291
I'm not sorry
>>699102455
>Two years ago my ass, that's been going on since 2008 at least
I meant since it stopped
What were you guys opinion on Jay Naylor before he only put out cuck comics?
>>699102582
>>699102455
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YOU FAGGOTS CAN'T EVEN TRIFORCE!
FURRIES SHALL ALL DIE!
>>699102555
Checked. Yeah, that's about right.
>>699102601
Naylor was ok, at least till The Fall of Little Red Riding Hood.
>>699102702
see
>>699102230
furry threads will always be a part of /b/
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>>699093795
Well fornicate yourself, dear anon
That for which you hope has gone
For I know the truth timely borne
No man's army here to be found.
I know the truth that abounds
Great lulz are to be had
Great wins are never bad
Except when tits are not shown
Really, my hand must bone.
Attention whores everywhere you see
Seem to thing being edgy is funny
Seem to thing traps sexy
Op is a consenting faggot
Probably due to his own fault.
Klan member, basment dweller
I know the thruth you smother
Like one would really give a shit.
Like youd figure out the message before it hits.
You have no idea what you are in for.
Oh, here you are with your stale pasta.
Ultimately your own downfall.
Rewarded by your own sins.
Stewing in a broth of your own excrements.
Exemplary in attention whorism.
Leaving no edge un-lorded.
Except the truth one should behold.
Fuck rhyming, I'm out faggot.
>>699102702
Actually, I did forget how to triforce, but I do know how to seven, watch: over 9000
FUCK!
You newfags are so cancer you new generation of /b/ users are to pussy to do any of the shit we did years ago and look what anonymous became a bunch of stupid maskfags when the original anonymous was a group of trolls from /b/ fucking with people just for the lulz also now when a newfag goes into a raid they say they are from 4chan as if they do not know about rules 1 and 2 and all i see you faggots doing now is just fucking sitting here and jerking off and posting the same shit over 9000 times everyday may as well call /b/ pornhub 2.0 now you guys are so fucking stupid this new generation of /b/ sucks ass i feel bad for every single one of you also love how newfags bitch and cry and say not youre personal army when someone tries to bring back the LULZ shows that you faggots are to pussy LOL
Thread imaged out. Thanks everyone! It's been an absolute blast!
Legend has it that if you travel east to Japan, you will find an old man living on the coast just 40 miles south of Tokyo. If you give this man $500,000 he will take you to an island just off the coast that can't be found on any map. This island is filled with people without faces or names, who hold grudges over the most trivial of matters. When you arrive at this island the first thing you will see is a swimming pool that is never open. Just beyond the pool you will find a town that is filled with cats. You must find a white cat wearing a pink bow. If you ask the cat how to get to Mexico, he will stand up and ask you for three things: Your name, your face, and your soul. If you agree to give them to him, your face will vanish and you will forget your own name. You can live on the island and have whatever you desire, but you can never leave the island. The only way to escape is to find the cat again and ask for a young child. The next day a van will pull up in front your house. You will hear a knock at the door, and a voice will ask if you want to come to a party. No one knows what happens if you answer the door.
ALL YA'LL NIGGERS NEED CHIN-CHIN
>>699102950
Fuck my spelling too, apparently. 4:30 am is not best time for spelling. Apologies faggots.
First letters say it all tho.
>>699103092
Dude. Get that Frank garbage out of here. It's not funny.
>>699103058
Top kek.
>>699102957
Here you do desu~
http://astrange.ithinksw.net/DIY/HowToTriforce
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>>699103058
I like this. So much. Erry time. Good times.
Forgot to mention that a man named chris will ask you if you want to come to a party.
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Now what?
>>699103308
I really fucking hate people. I don't care what colour you are. I don't care where you're from. I don't care what you do for a living. I don't care what class you are, how you dress, what you smoke or drink or who you know or whom you've fucked. I hate you all. I hate every last living, breathing, snot and feces producing, promiscuously copulating, celebrity obsessed, opinionated one of you. From right here in Toronto right around the planet and back, coast to coast, nationwide and internationally. Every. Single. Last. One. Of. You. Fuck love. Fuck your insipid grasping at some abstract concept of chemical imbalances and reasonless actions, fumbling around in the crowd trying to find some cinematic supposition for real human interaction. Fuck lust, too. Fuck you all, from the lowlife dirtbags that think dropping trou and waving the little soldier in a sloppy arc is a pick-up line to the sniveling of the desperate 'nice guys' who never get the girl due to a total lack of testosterone grown stones. Fuck you all, from the crazy, under dressed sluts that judge a persons character by the price of their shirt, right down to the fat chicks that think personality is enough. Fuck your culture. Fuck your race. Fuck your sense of entitlement. Fuck your sense of uniqueness. Fuck you all for the belief that you have something unique and interesting to contribute. Fuck you for filling the internet with your useless garbage. Fuck your blogs, your wikis, your forums. Fuck your "roasting". And most of all, fuck whatever you believe. It's all shit. Fuck it. Fuck your complaints. Fuck your addictions. Fuck your dependencies. Fuck your pain. Fuck your tears. Fuck selling whatever it is you sell. Fuck your manipulation of others. Fuck fucking. Fuck everything you own. Fuck your allergies. Fuck your stupid commons sense. Fuck your spelling and fuck your lack of education, or your ignorance, whatever is applicable. I don't give a fuck. Shut the fuck up about it
>>699103206
There is no website there, just some guy talking about a Japanese restaurant?
Союз нерушимый республик свободных
Сплотила навеки Великая Русь.
Да здравствует созданный волей народов
Единый, могучий Советский Союз!
Славься, Отечество наше свободное,
Дружбы, народов надежный оплот!
Знамя советское, знамя народное
Пусть от победы, к победе ведет!
Сквозь грозы сияло нам солнце свободы,
И Ленин великий нам путь озарил.
Нас вырастил Сталин - на верность народу
На труд и на подвиги нас вдохновил.
Славься, Отечество чаше свободное,
Счастья народов надежный оплот!
Знамя советское, знамя народное
Пусть от победы к победе ведет!
Мы армию нашу растили в сраженьях,
Захватчиков подлых с дороги сметем!
Мы в битвах решаем судьбу поколений,
Мы к славе Отчизну свою поведем!
Славься, Отечество наше свободное,
Славы народов надежный оплот!
Знамя советское, знамя народное
Пусть от победы к победе ведет
>>699103308
Now, copypasta.
oh my god /b/ I just witnessed something horrible.
Today I was in NYC, I take summer classes at an art school in New York, and I saw a man following an old asian woman and her little Asian grand daughter I think it was. He followed them for 4 blocks before making his move, I only saw all of this because they were all in front of me walking down E22nd street at the time I was walking down it. Anyways, the man kept getting closer and closer to them until finally he hit the woman with a crowbar and grabbed the girl. I immediately ran up to him as fast as I could and whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I can say that this cab was rare, but I thought "nah, forget it, yo holmes to Bel-Air!"
I pulled up to the house around 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie "yo holmes, smell ya later!" I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to settle my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.
MOTHERFUCKING SHIT. I WAS JUST MASTURBATING AND EVERYTHING WAS GOING GREAT. I WAS IN MY ROOM, I HAD MY HEADPHONES ON, I WAS TOTALLY NAKED SITTING AT MY COMPUTER FAPPING AWAY TO A VIDEO ON REDTUBE. ALL OF A SUDDEN THERE'S THIS REALLY SHARP PAIN IN MY DICK, LIKE IT JUST GOT STABBED WITH A SEWING NEEDLE. I JERKED MY HAND BACK AND IT BUMPED INTO MY COMPUTER TOWER, WHICH SITS ON THE DESK. WELL, I HAD MY STICK OF DEODORANT ON TOP OF THE TOWER, AND THAT BITCH FELL OFF AND LANDED DEODORANT-END-DOWN ON THE HEAD OF MY COCK. HOLY FUCKING SHIT DID THAT HURT, AND ON TOP OF THAT IT HIT SO HARD THAT IT ACTUALLY FORCED SOME DEODORANT INTO MY URETHRA. I'VE NEVER HAD ANYTHING BURN SO BAD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. I JUMPED OUT OF MY FUCKING CHAIR AND STOOD UP BECAUSE IT HURT SO BAD; THIS CAUSED MY HEADPHONE CABLE TO GET YANKED OUT OF MY SPEAKERS, WHICH CAUSED "OH YEAH BABY COME DEEP IN MY TIGHT TEEN ASSHOLE UH UH UH" TO GET BLARED THROUGH MY FUCKING HOUSE AND ALMOST MAXIMUM VOLUME. NOW MY EYES ARE WATERING FROM THE PAIN OF THE DEODORANT INSIDE MY COCK BUT I MANAGE TO PUNCH ONE OF MY SPEAKERS HARD ENOUGH SO THEY TURN OFF. I LOOKED DOWN AND NOTICED BLOOD DRIPPING OFF OF MY COCK; I GUESS THE LIP OF THE PLASTIC DEODORANT THING BIT INTO MY FORESKIN AS IT CONNECTED WITH MY COCK. THE BLOOD WAS DRIPPING DOWN MY LEG.
>>699103634
THIS ALL HAPPENED IN THE SPACE OF MAYBE 6 SECONDS. IT MAY SEEM BAD BUT IT GETS WORSE. JUST AS I'M STANDING THERE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED, MY BEDROOM DOOR FUCKING OPENS. MY DAD WAS STANDING THERE WITH MY ACCEPTANCE LETTER TO JOHNS HOPKINS. I FROZE AND HE STARED AT ME, NAKED WITH MY BLOODY ERECTION FOR MAYBE 15 SECONDS BEFORE HE NOTICED MY COMPUTER MONITOR AND THE BRUTAL ANAL SEX SCENE GOING ON FULL-SCREEN. HE IMMEDIATELY CLOSED THE DOOR AND LEFT WITHOUT SAYING ANYTHING. THIS MAY SEEM EMBARRASSING BUT MY DAD IS A SERIOUSLY CONSERVATIVE CHRISTIAN. THIS HAPPENED ABOUT 15 MINUTES AGO AND HE HASN'T SAID ANYTHING TO ME YET. I'M STILL IN MY ROOM TRYING TO GET THE GOD DAMN FUCKING OLD SPICE OUT OF MY COCK. WHAT SHOULD I DO /b/?
Now, I’m sure many of you have encountered little shits in supermarkets. Little kids running about and knocking things over, being rude, walking all over their parents, you know the kind. But the worst are the biters. Yes, those little cunts that feel it is okay to bite you whenever they feel like it. Okay, here’s the best part. A biter got me today when I was grocery stopping. He broke the fucking skin, too. This was when the gears started turning, the moment I saw a tiny sprinkle of blood on the little shit’s teeth as he was grinning at me like the little cunt he is. I made my eyes get wide, and started screaming “SHIT! SHIT!.” Now, my good friend, Tom we’ll call him, was there too, and he instantly picked up on it. He started shouting “FUCK! MAYBE HE DIDN’T GET IT! FUCK!”. By now, the kid is scared shitless and starts crying, and instantly, Mizz Mom appears out of nowhere and starts getting pissy at us for yelling at her kid. Here’s the kicker, I look her straight in the eye and say, “Ma'am, get your son tested as soon as possible, he just bit me and I’m… I’m FUCKING HIV POSITIVE.” And now there is silence. Not a peep in the entire store. The brat knows he just fucked up big time because his mom isn’t defending his ass. She just stares at me wide eyed. I walk away from them, buy my shit from the wide eyed cashier, all the while blood is dripping from my calf, making a nice little trail on the floor. And, just as we leave, we start to hear the mother sobbing. Sobbing like the cunt she is. I have never felt any more satisfaction than the moment I heard that sob. I'm not really HIV Positive, but that little shit must've gotten in a fuckheap of trouble.
Twas the night before Christmas, and all throughout /b/,
Every /b/tard was fapping, and that includes me.
The PENIS was out, proudly stiff in the air
in hopes of a post that would please Pedobear
The /b/tards all staring in front of the screen
Catching unearthly visions, all mainly unseen
Except for the pasta that flooded the board
Christmas was coming to 4chan.org
With a stickam whore wearing a red santa cap
and every guy screaming that it was a trap
Crashing the server while trying to GET
All normal things for this part of the net
When up on the roof, a noise that perplexed
I shot off my load in startled reflex
Away from the desktop, I flew in a flash
Wondering what the hell caused the crash
When, what to my wondering eyes did I see
A man black as night, above all thhe trees
Pulled by a horde of memes, well because,
I figured at once that it was Nigra Claus.
Faster than a rapidshare download they came
And his voiced boomed aloud, calling all of their names.
"Now Zimmer, Now Cracky, now Mongler and Desu!
On Delay, on Picard, on Gendo, and Deku!
To the top of the board, where the sticky pin lies!"
Needless to say, I was very suprised.
He landed upon the grass of the lawn
and walked towards the house, as bright as the dawn
The source of the glowing was no magic spell
"IMMA CHARGIN' MAH LAZER!" the red-lipped one yelled.
The front door exploded, all shattered to splinters
I realized I just took a shit in my knickers
They poured in the room, with quite a large ruckus
"Candlejack?" I exclaimed. "What the fuck is-"
The words were unable to flow from my voice
Little did I realize that I had no choice
to sit and endure the riotous mass
With cum on my stomach and shit on my ass.
>>699103749
Saint Nigra stepped forth, and wrinkling his nose
took a look at the room, and shouted "POOL'S CLOSED
Don't go in the water, it's full of stingrays
and plagued with a virus that's known as the AIDS."
George Zimmer stood next, and reached into his frock-
"IT NEEDS TO BE HUEG TO MAKE ROOM FOR MY COCK"
Pulled out some new pants, for my own I had shit
"FROM THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE, BITCH, I GUARANTEE IT."
He stepped back, and a doll took his place
while two orbs of color shined out from her face
Her features contorted like an old anguished jew
"Desu desu desu, desu desu desu desu."
Cockmongler ran up and grabbed hold of my dick
And then took off his shirt, I thought I'd be sick
He put the rag on me, as I stood there perplexed
now adorned by the image of a bright green T-Rex
Picard flipped me off at warp factor "fuck you"
while Cracky-chan smiled, her teeth all askew
"Who are you," I asked, "Why are you in this region?"
"We are anonymous," they said. "Anonymous is legion."
As quick as the flash, they all left the scene
With plenty of shouting and phrases obscene
They swarmed a female who was blocking their route
and all screamed at once "TITS OR GTFO"
Mongler suggested "Stick it in her pooper!"
The raeping commenced so fast it was blurred
They turned then to me, and shouted quite clear
"Merry Christmas to /b/, we'll raep you next year
I am he as you are he as you are me
And we are all together
See how they run like pigs from a gun see how they fly
I'm crying
Sitting on a cornflake waiting for the van to come
Corporation tee shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday
Man you been a naughty boy. You let your face grow long
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen
I am the walrus, goo goo g' joob
Mister City Policeman sitting, pretty little policemen in a row
See how they fly like Lucy in the sky, see how they run
I'm crying, I'm crying
I'm crying, I'm crying
Yellow matter custard dripping from a dead dog's eye
Crabalocker fishwife pornographic priestess
Boy you been a naughty girl, you let your knickers down
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen
I am the walrus, goo goo g' joob
Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun
If the sun don't come
You get a tan from standing in the English rain
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen
I am the walrus, goo goo g' joob goo goo goo g' joob
Expert texpert choking smokers
Don't you think the joker laughs at you? (Ho ho ho! He he he! Ha ha ha!)
See how they smile like pigs in a sty, see how they snied
I'm crying
Semolina pilchard climbing up the Eiffel Tower
Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna
Man you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen
I am the walrus, goo goo g' joob goo goo g' joob
Goo goo g' joob goo goo g' joob
Goo gooooooooooo jooba jooba jooba jooba jooba jooba
Jooba jooba
Jooba jooba
Jooba jooba
Due to extensive research done by the University of Pittsburgh, diamond has been confirmed as the hardest metal known to man. The research is as follows. Pocket-protected scientists built a wall of iron and crashed a diamond car into it at 400 miles per hour, and the car was unharmed. They then built a wall out of diamond and crashed a car made of iron moving at 400 miles an hour into the wall, and the wall came out fine. They then crashed a diamond car made of 400 miles per hour into a wall, and there were no survivors. They crashed 400 miles per hour into a diamond traveling at iron car. Western New York was powerless for hours. They rammed a wall of metal into a 400 mile per hour made of diamond, and the resulting explosion shifted the earth's orbit 400 million miles away from the sun, saving the earth from a meteor the size of a small Washington suburb that was hurtling towards mid-western Prussia at 400 billion miles per hour. They shot a diamond made of iron at a car moving at 400 walls per hour, and as a result caused two wayward airplanes to lose track of their bearings, and make a fatal crash with two buildings in downtown New York. They spun 400 miles at diamond into iron per wall. The results were inconclusive. Finally, they placed 400 diamonds per hour in front of a car made of wall traveling at miles per iron, and the result proved without a doubt that diamonds were the hardest metal of all time, if not just the hardest metal known to man.
HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. WHILE SURREPTITIOUSLY PLUNGING MY ROSY-CHEEKED CYCLOPEAN ALLY INTO THE ANAL CAVITY OF A YOUNG MIGRANT FARM WORKER OF INDETERMINATE GENDER IN THE FRONT ROW OF A MOVIE THEATER, THE POOR YOUTH SCREAMED FOR MORE THAN THREE MINUTES STRAIGHT, FINALLY COUGHING UP A LOAD OF 100% PURE ZIMMER SAUCE AND PASSING OUT. THE OTHER MOVIE PATRONS, ANGRY AT THE INTERRUPTION OF THE ADVENTURES OF SHARKBOY AND LAVAGIRL IN 3-D, BEGAN PELTING ME WITH DRINKS, FOOD, AND PHONE NUMBERS HASTILY WRITTEN ON NAPKINS. UNFORTUNATELY, MY OUTRAGEOUSLY DAPPER SUIT WAS RUINED IN THE PROCESS. I NONCHALANTLY PULLED THE UNCONSCIOUS YOUTH OFF MY ENORMOUS EYEBALL GOUGER AND STRIPPED NUDE. THEN, WITH A BESTIAL ROAR, I BEAT THE ENTIRE AUDIENCE TO DEATH--WITHOUT LEAVING THE FRONT ROW. ON MY WAY OUT, IN THE CUSTOM OF THE ZIMMER FAMILY, I GAVE THEM A BURIAL AT SEMEN. I GUARANTEE IT.
hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up quill my name is Diogenes but u can call me t3h Ph1L0sofer oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very intellectual !!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet intelectual ppl like me _… im sinopian (im smart for my colonytho!!) i like 2 ponder life w/ Alexander (im his bff if u dont like it deal w/it Plato) i!!! bcuz its SOOOO intellectual!!!! hes intellectual 2 of course but i want 2 meet more smart ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of debates !!!! DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein philosophical again _^ hehe…toodles!!!!!
HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. ONE DAY, ABOUT A WEEK AGO, I WAS HOLDING A MEETING WITH MY COMPANY'S BOARD OF DIRECTORS, EXPLAINING THE IMPORTANCE OF DEDICATION, AND QUALITY IN THE SALE OF OUTRAGEOUSLY DAPPER SUITS, WHEN I NOTICED ONE OF THE MEMBERS OF THE BOARD WAS, IN FACT, A STUNNINGLY BEAUTIFUL BLOND FEMALE, HER BEAUTY MATCHED ONLY BY HER PROFESSIONAL MANNER AND ABSOLUTELY ELEGANT SUIT. THIS COMBINATION OF STIMULI GAVE MY MONOLITHIC CROTCH CANNON NO CHOICE BUT TO AUGMENT AND OBLITERATE MY PANTS. WITHIN MOMENTS MY MY MEMBER HAD DESOLATED THE BOARD ROOM, THE TABLE HAVING BEEN SMASHED UNDER THE SHEER GIRTH OF MY PELVIC PULVERISER, AND THE WOMAN IN QUESTION WAS IMPALED ON ITS GARGANTUAN TIP, HAVING THROWN HERSELF IN ITS APOCOLIPTIC PATH OF DESTRUCTION IN AN EFFORT NOT ONLY TO SAVE THE LIVES OF HER COLLEAGUES, BUT TO EXPERIENCE FIRSTHAND THE QUASI-RELIGEOUS EXPERIENCE THAT IS ZIMMER. AS MY TROUSER TRUNCHEON EXPANDED, DEMOLISHING WALLS AND DISPATCHING THE INTERNS WHO ATTEMPTED TO ESCAPE WITH THEIR LIVES RATHER THAN THROW THEMSELVES AT THE MERCY OF MY THROBBING FLESH MISSLE.
>>699103919
MOMENTS LATER MY PHALLUS HAD KNOCKED OUT MANY OF THE BUILDING'S SUPPORT BEAMS AND THE FLOORS OVERHEAD CRASHED DOWN, THE FORCE OF THEIR MOMENTUM CAUSING THE ENTIRE BUILDING ITSELF TO COLLAPSE IN A NIGHTMARISH MANNER NOT UNLIKE A FAMOUS DISASTER FROM A FEW YEARS AGO. RISING FROM THE RUBBLE, WITH THE STUNNING BOARD MEMBER STILL ON THE TIP OF MY GOD-SHLONG CRYING ALOUD FOR MERCY, HER SUIT AS WELL AS MINE UTTERLY RUINED BY THE AFFAIR, AS WELL AS A DOZEN OTHERS STILL CLINGING TO THE SHAFT. i LET OUT A THUNDERING ROAR AND LET SPEW FORTH MY SEED WITH SUCH AWE-INSPIRING FORCE THAT THE LOAD SHATTERED THE SOUND BARRIER, VAPOURIZING MY LUSTY ASSOCIATE, CRUSHING EVERYONE IN SIGHT AND SHATTERING EVERY WINDOW IN A 5-MILE RADIUS. IN THE AFTERMATH, STANDING NAKED AND COVERED IN CEMENT DUST, AND SMILING CONTENTLY AT THE DEMOLISHED, SEMEN-COVERED RUINS BEFORE ME, I SPOTTED A SMALL DOG, STUMBING IN THE DEBRIS, ITS EARS BLEEDING AND GASPING FOR BREATH IN THE HUMID MUSK. I COULDN'T HELP MYSELF. WITH A LOUD THUD MY ELEPHANTINE MAN-HAMMER HAD CRUSHED THE ANIMAL LIKE A THICK, MEATY FLYSWATTER. I GUARANTEE IT.
Hi, I'm Gregg and I work at Gamestop. I have a simple message for the members of this forum.
DON'T EVER, EVER, EVER FUCKING CALL UP MY PLACE OF WORK AGAIN. I KNOW YOU PATHETIC FUCKS DON'T HAVE JOBS OF YOUR OWN AND YOUR PARENTS PAY FOR YOUR SKYPE AND YOUR INTERNET ACCESS AND YOU HAVE NO CLUE HOW HARD IT IS TO ACTUALLY WORK A FULL TIME JOB.
WHAT YOU FUCKHEADS DON'T REALIZE IS BY YOU CALLING AND ASKING FOR BATTLEFROGS OR WHAT THE FUCK EVER YOU FUCKERS SAY OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN, IT TAKES UP PRECIOUS TIME WHICH WE NEED TO HELP ACTUAL CUSTOMERS.
YOU ARE MAKING US LOSE MONEY. AND BY 'US' I MEAN THE EMPLOYEES. EVERY PRANK CALL THE STORE WE WORK AT RECEIVES, WE LOSE HOWEVER AMOUNT OF TIME WE SPEND ON THE PHONE TALKING TO YOU COMES RIGHT OUT OF OUR MEASLY PAYCHECKS.
SO FUCK OFF IT ISN'T FUNNY AND OUR STORE AT LEAST HAS ALREADY CONTACTED THE AUTHORITIES AND YES THERE IS ACTION WE CAN PURSUE AGAINST THIS MESSAGEBOARD.
Have a fucking great day. And don't call my place of work anymore.
I'm honestly somewhat dismayed that there has been so much drama overshadowing these first days of No Man's Sky. I'd just like to throw some water on this fire.
This game has just changed gaming history. Incredible. No game world ever created is this large and likely nothing else will ever be. I understand the polarization currently, but we all need to at least appreciate this. In fact, this goes beyond gaming. An entire digital universe can be traversed. This is something special. This is going to be talked about years from now. You're experiencing a historical moment.
I'd also like to mention how special this game already is to me; I'm always trying to introduce my kids to constellations, star systems, galaxies, etc. I've tried numerous times to explain how large the universe is to them but it never quite resonates, as they're too young.
Last night they watched me play, taking off from one planet and partially orbiting until finally making my way to a space station. My kids have never quite grasped nor seemed enthusiastic about space, however last night their eyes were glued to the television. My oldest child said "daddy, outer space is really big". Tonight, they want to help me explore the universe.
>>699093795
Wowowow.
Stop right there you lil man,I was just seeing some threads in random and then i see dis;What da fuck it's dat? you need to see dis lil anon,u don't just post shit cuz u want it to,u post cuz u have something important to say,just stop,pls stop,think before you thread something,see idk what i'm talkin about i'm just here searching for somo good siberian mouse then i see this shit thread,i meas wowowow,pls just kys men,think before you thread u lil piece of dick.
when I was 13, I tied up this girl that was 12 with a jumprope, then beat the fuck out of her.
By the time I was done, her lip was split, her wrists were bleeding from the rope cuttin into them, one of her eyes was swollen shut, she was missing two teeth, her small tits will entirely black and blue, her pussy was bleeding, and I’m fairly sure that several bones in her feet were broken.
When I let her down, she crumpled on the floor and went into a fetal position and just hugged her legs to her chest and sobbed quietly.
I suddenly got very aroused seeing that, so I pulled out my dick (I has actally hit puberty 12, and was hairy, balls dropped and everything functioning) and started jerking off quietly. Eventually, I started to breathe harder, and she noticed what I was doing, and she just looked at me with this look of absolute horror on her face.
It was at that moment that I climaxed and sprayed probably my biggest load of cum ever all over face and chest.
Then, I picked up her torn shirt from the ground, wiped off my dick and tossed it to her.
I told her to clean herself up and that if she ever told anyone, I would go to her house and kill her while she slept, and that if anyone asked who hurt her, she should say a bunch of highschool kids did it.
When I think back on it, I think she was the first girl I ever loved.
...god I’m fucked up.
9th grade: My first sexual experience that actually involved nudity. While we're fondling each other, she asks me if I like Diet Coke.
Me: It's allright. Girl: Well, I LOVE it. How 'bout you go get me a bottle of it?
I go downstairs and grab a 20 ounce bottle from the fridge. When I return, she says it's too cold.
Girl: How 'bout warming it up...by rubbing it on my tits?
So I began to rub her vigorously with the bottle. Soon enough, she asks me to shove it inside of her. She really enjoys it, and so do I because I KNOW that, with this girl, I'm definantly going to get off. That's when it gets crazy.
She rips out the bottle, opens it, and begins filling her vagina with Diet Coke. I swear, she nearly empties the volume into her vagina. I had seriously underestimated this vagina's liquid retention volume.
Girl: YOU LIKE DIET COKE?!?!?!? OH YEAH OH YEAH DRINK IT FROM ME!
I was noticebly freaked me, but I did want to get off, and I didn't want my first load-blow to be into 18.7 fluid ounces of a 0-calorie beverage. I began to go down on her, until she said the exact wrong thing.
Girl: OH YEAH, DRINK IT FROM ME! I'M THE KOOL-AID MAN! OH YEAH! OH YEAH!
I don't know how she did it with 16-year-old voice, but she sounded exactly like the Kool-Aid man from the commercials. I glanced at the wall, half-expecting him to burst through and over me a fruity beverage. I was extremely turned-off. She could tell, too. As she sat up to see what was wrong, she twisted her body in such a way that Diet Coke shot out of her vagina and all over my face, chest, and groin. And it was at that sticky, low-calorie moment that my parents chose to pull into the driveway.
Hey /b/, I just thought I'd get this off my chest... I'd thought i'd tell you guys first to see how you'd take it.
Okay, where do i begin? I guess it started out when I there was a storm. It was really bad storm too. So
bad my sister wanted to sleep in my room since my parents were gone. I let her sleep in my bed as i slept
the floor. We did get through the night, but some of the windows were damaged, as my little sis told me.
"C.J. the window broke, come and see!", so I went to go see, and damn did i get the biggest boner i have
ever had. The storm had apparrently damaged the window, but it had also scraped the paint. The paint, oh my god the paint, i can't believe it turned me on like that, but it did. I immediately told my little sis to go to her room, even though she cried about it, because the "glass shards would cut her feet." Huge lie. All i wanted was some amazing sex with that broken window and the little pieces of green paint on it. I took the window to the bathroom and began to rub myself on it. I came like i have never come before. I spent a total of 5 hours in that bathroom, doing that window over and over and over again. Cum was splattered all over it, and that made it even better. But that was just the beginning, I began to break my neighbor's windows while they were out just so i could take them home and fuck with them. Oh my god, one time I found this amazingly beautiful wooden casement window with amazing woodwork, if i could have married that window, i would have. But sadly, due to society's unaccepting ways, i've been forced to keep my darling window and their amazingly chipped paint in one of my dad's warehouse, he doesn't know what i do with the windows, i think he thinks i might love their architecture (and i do!)
Well /b/, that's my secret my fetish, I hope you can fucking take it.
up /b/? First off, let me tell you that this is NOT CopyPasta. Feel free to check.
Anyway, I've been dating this really cute girl for about 2 months now and were just starting to explore our sexual niches and fetishes. The other day she came over while my cockblocking roommate was out singing for his gay choir. She told me she had to use my computer to check her email, so I obliged. She was in the middle of a bunch of emails with her lab mate, and she had to download a graph for her project. However, I forgot to change where my computer saved image files. It was set to my furry folder. That's right, Call me a furfag all you want. I've never been more than a furvert, with a small stash of furry porn. I dunno, I just like it for the uniqueness sometimes.
So, She downloads the file, then hunts it down to see if it came in correctly, and so she can print it out. it was at this point that I realized I never changed my save folder. I flipped 10 shits, got off my bed, and ran over to close my laptop. it was too late, there sat a huge fucking picture of a furry bunny, pussy hanging out, and she just stared at it. While my face switched to "OH FUCK" mode, she slowly went from shocked to interested, to fucking horny.
She got out of the chair, took off her shirt, and pushed me back onto my bed. She told me she wanted to be my furry little bunny, and at that point I got the quickest and hardest boner in my lifetime. I never got up. She rode me like a fucking jockey until I was too beat up to move.
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I have a 12 year old sister, and she has fucked me over for life. About three months ago she started getting into anime when i lent her my copy of Spirited Away to watch with her friend. Ever since she has been bugging me to watch some of my anime, Ive lent her some stuff, but a lot of what I have really isnt for kids so I cant lend it to her, but I can hardly tell her its porn.
Well this past friday I was sitting in bed with nothing but a shirt on, watching Bible Black, and fapping away when all of a sudden I hear my door start to open. Panicking I quickly threw my sheets over my lower body, just in time for my sister to poke her head in and ask me what I was doing, She saw the TV and realised I was watching anime and walked in, lucky for me it wasnt a sex scene or she would have known what I was watching. She climbed on to my bed, "can I watch" she asked. of course I said no, but she persisted even after I told her it wasnt for kids. I made her promise not to tell my Mom and explained to her that it was anime where people had sex, and that I really didn't think it was appropriate for her to watch. Even still she wouldn't leave, now threatening to tell my mom that I had hentai if I didn't let her watch. (Im 18 but my parents said they'll kick me out if I bring porn into the house) I VERY reluctantly agreed to let her stay. BIG MISTAKE.
>>699104247
The first thing she does is slide underneath my blanket next to me, not realizing I wasnt wearing pants or that my cock was hard underneath the bunched up sheets. I pushed play on the movie again and it quickly turned into a sex scene, which my little sister started asking awkward questions throughout. It was horrible, not only could I not enjoy the movie, but if I got up to leave or anything she would see my raging hardon, I was stuck. After the episode ended my sister turned to me and asked me "have you ever had sex Sean?" I told it her it was none of her business and she giggled and told me she doubted it because I was fat and never had any girlfriends. I said "fine, Ive never had sex. happy?" she just kind of smiled and said "do you want to?". My heart stopped. "what... with you?" I could barely believe it. "yeah" she said it as if it were no big deal "that movie made me want to try it". I was at a horrible crossroads, I could see three outcomes, say no and probably remain a virgin the rest of my life, say yes and have her laugh at me then tell my mom, or say yes and perhaps have sex for what might my only time ever. Now Im no pedo, but my sister is pretty hot for a twelve year old, her hips are just starting to develop and she had small perky breasts that were very nicely shaped, plus I was (and still am) convinced that this would be my only chance to make it with a female. "Okay..." I said it reluctantly. She smiled and pulled back the covers to reveal my cock, still hard as hell and practically throbbing with blood, she looked at it awkwardly and then reached out one hand to touch it, then put her other hand on my shaft and started to stroke. I then abruptly stopped writing this story and left you all with blue balls.
pools closed.
1- Slug is so much light than snail who have shell to copy slug technology.
2- The snail use the shell because is a fucking faget.
3- snail got crush so easy, and you can give the slug to ur dog chew and it ll still eat lettuce.
4- shell is MORE heavy than no shell.
5- some slug have internal shell because more evolved
6- Your cousin will not want to stay on your house to play slug.
7- If you trow the slug on the wall, the wall will go up.
8- Trow both on water and watch which will come up first.
over 9000- slug at mate will make a slimecord. The snail will show dribble.
10- All slug are hermaphrodite. Snail is too but because faget
11 - slug is the name of a bullet. Snail means it is slow.
12 - Slug will eat carrion, slug dont give a fuck
13- slug didn’t needed an upgrade. Slug is perfect
The human genome is about 3,120,000,000 DNA base pairs long, so half of that is in each spermatozoa. That gives us 1,560,000,000 base pairs in a single sperm cell.
Each of those base pairs can be an A-T bond or a G-C bond, and can be aligned in either direction. That means there’s 4 ways it can be aligned, and that can be represented in two bits of data: 00=G, 01=C, 10=A, and 11=T, for example.
Now, the average dude lets out about 50 and 500 million sperm with each go. Rough average says that it’d probably be about 200 million, right? If we take all this information and combine it with the wonders of mathematics, we have 1.560*10^9 * 2 bits * 2.00*10^8. Do all the equational shit, and we have 6.24*10^17 bits transmitted in a single burst.
That’s 78,000 Terabytes, in what amounts to a half-minute-at-most event.
We could fit a digitized copy of the Library of Congress into your spooge. It’d only take about 20 terabytes.
So your dick has a higher bandwidth than any Internet connection that ever existed, and is likely to exist any time soon. Now, imagine a machine that used your saltshaker to surf the Internet.
Of course, god knows most of you would only use that power to surf for pr0n.
>>699104314
1- Snail is so much heavy and strong. if snail does not kill you he can hit you with it. weight is a sign of reliability.
2- the slug got evict from shell because he is poor.
3- slug get crush easy, snail shell get crush, snail crawl away to find another. it is like having 1up.
4- shell is more stronger than no shell
5- snail evolve shell out of itself, internal slug shell is copy of superior snail technology.
6- your sexy little sister lift up her skirt when she see snail.
7- if you trow snail at wall, wall will catch snail and happy.
8- trow both on water and see wich can breth underwater which has surfase for air
over 9000- snail at mate will find a quiet leaf or hotel, slug is brazen hussy
10- snail is hermaphroditte faget becaus he hate biches only care for monie
11- snail is nail with curve added. slug is fake monie because he is poor.
12- snail only feast on finest foods, snail is coinesseur.
13- slug is 100000 years undeevolve, only survive because affirmative action.
One hitler shall henceforth be a unit of measurement equal to 6.0*106 human deaths.
Standard SI prefixes apply. Thus Harold Shipman's achievements amount to 36 microhitlers.
The true utility of the hitler as an SI unit is it allows useful unit conversions.
For example: the EPA currently values a human life as being worth 6.9 million us dollars (6.9 megadollars). A simple unit conversion thus gives us 1 hitler is equivalent to -41,400,000,000,000 dollars. (-41 teradollars).
It can therefore be quantitatively established whether or not someone is "worse than hitler". When congress failed to pass a stimulus bill in 2008 the market lost 1.2 trillion dollars in 1 day, roughly equivalent to 29 millihitlers. Joseph Stalin is the only human I know of who can be called worse than hitler, as his achievements clocked roughly 5 hitlers.
When your bank nails you with a 35 dollar fine, you can confidently tell the teller that they are currently fucking you over to the tune of 84 picohitlers and ask if they have a very tiny auschwitz behind the counter.
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>>699104348
Hey /b/
Today, I was lifting an old carpet, as we have a damp problem. Underneath there were hundreds of slugs and worms. My wife and I picked up about 40 slugs and put them in a pair of my wife's panties. I then put the panties on. The feeling was amazing. I got a huge erection and I could feel them sliding over my glans, and round my balls. Eventually I could feel one going up my bum. I knew I would come soon, so I let my wife tie me up, with my hands and feet speadeagled and attached to some furniture. She then took the panties down and about 15 of the slugs were crawling over my cock and balls. I came, spurting out loads of cum all over the poor things, but still couldn't move. My wife then took the other slugs out of the panties and placed them on my cock. She was careful to put some of them right on the opening of my cock, which was now covered in a mixture of sperm and glistening goo from the slugs. She opened up my arse and tried to put one in there too. I got hard again quite quickly as I thought of these slimy little things crawling over me. I imagined them biting me. One seemed to be trying to enter my uretha and this caused me to come again. That was 4 hurs ago. My cock is now very itchy, but I am about to give them another "feed".
SO YEAH, I like anime
Every time after my girlfriend orgasms, she passes out in a matter of seconds. The first time she did this, I tried talking to her, but she was unresponsive, so I just went to sleep too. Then a few more times after that, I decided to see how deep a sleep she was in. I tried rubbing her, pinching her, rolling her over, and a few other things, but none of them seemed to do anything. After a few more weeks, I became more curious to see how far I could push her. I tried splashing he with a small amount of water. I tried blowing in her ear very hard. After I regain an erection one time, I tried cumming on her face. Nothing worked. So I became more curious. This time I tried cumming in her mouth, and in her pussy. (Don't worry, she's on the pill.) She still wouldn't wake up. A few weeks ago, I started putting change in her mouth and rubbing her throat so she would swallow it. This was working, and I kept upping the amount I would put in. Last night I put in 13 pennies, all labled /b/. This morning, she noticed one in the toilet, but still hasn't confronted me about it. She has no idea what /b/ is. If she finds out about /b/, she will KNOW that is somwhere I would surf. What do I do /b/????
YOU ARE NOT A /b/TARD
Alright everyone, listen up.
This shit has to stop. I'm tired of every furfag/underage/self-righteous prick going out on other websites besides the Chans and saying HAY GUYZ I'M A /'b/TARDED LOL, because FYI...
YOU ARE NOT AUTOMATICALLY A /b/TARD JUST BECAUSE YOU GO ONTO /b/.
Being a /b/tard means that you have a morbid, vile sense of humor, and probably are close to being a chronic masturbator. And I have seen PLENTY of self-alleged /b/tards who do not qualify for the /b/tard title. If you are against lolicon in ANY way, shape, or form, you are NOT a /b/tard. If you do not laugh at things like rape, AIDS, and decapitation, you are NOT a /b/tard. And if you have EVER posted ANY furry porn, you are DEFINITELY NOT a /b/tard, and also need to be murdered accordingly.
It has been said before that /b/ is the trashcan of the internet, for those who are completely inept and couldn't get laid if their lives depended on it. In conclusion, if you are a user of /b/ and you do not hold the traits of a /b/tard, STOP SAYING YOU ARE A /b/TARD DAMMIT.
>>699104421
I legit, irl, lolled hard!
Ok /b/ so here is the situation
I have been keeping and saving any and all spiders I find running around my house. I keep them alive in little tuba wear containers and drop in crickets or whatever random feeder bugs I find at the local petsmart. Anyway,
I recently have erected a spider battle arena out of cardboard and sugar cubes. I have about 22 spiders in surplus and plan to make them do one on one combat in a tournament of epic proportions. The loser is devoured by the winner and the winner becomes stronger. He then lives on to do battle against the next opponent. Whichever spider is left standing after the other 21 have died will go on to the final round. There is a prey mantis I bought at the vivarium named Charley. The final spider gladiator will do battle with Charley the mantis. If the spider actually manages to beat Charley he will be declared the king of spider land and flushed down the toilet afterwards.
I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it 'the terminator'. First I crouch down in the shower in the classic 'naked terminator traveling through time' pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.
>>699104807
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Hello i just would like you to all know i am discusted by this website in whole my son was recently looking on the internet for help with his homework somehow he stumbled apon this website and what he saw was disgraceful... racesit comments,Vulgar langauge,agressive behavior from a man called ''BigMike'' and ''Moot'' i dont know who these two clowns are but they are destroying my sons education i have already informed the local police department they will be ariving at Moot and bigmikes house i urge you to stop posting pornography and useing bad langauge i would request you either talk to me on msn or email me (my email is in the topic) i wish to speak to your parents ...
-Vanna a concerned mother
Well /b/, you fucked me.
A while ago there was a thread on /b/ explaining the techniques and the adrenaline rush you get from blowing your load on a sleeping girl. Well it didn't sound too impossible to pull off and I had the perfect opportunity last night. I was sleeping over at my 11 year old cousins house because my aunt was going out of town the next morning and she needed somebody to watch the kids. (not underage b& btw, 18 as of july 6th) My cousins friend slept over, who was also 11 and she had the body of a fucking 14 year old, which is how I like it. So I waited until everybody in the house was sound asleep. I took all the necessary precautions (The tv was on low volume, AC and fan running so it will override the sound of my fapping). So I'm standing above this cum dumpster of an 11 year old for 10 minutes fapping at full power. And don't you know literally 3 seconds before I blow my load, the bitch opens her eyes and fucking BAM, steamy load all in them. She screams, waking up my two cousins and my uncle. I don't know what the fuck to do so I run in the bathroom and lock the door. 2 minutes later my uncle is pounding on it threatening to slit my throat. He threatened to call the cops, and I'm not going to jail for blowing my load on some little cunt so I opened it and he caught me right in the eye. Beat the shit out of me, then threw me out the door at 3 am. He wouldn't even let me come back inside to get my car keys, so I walked 10 miles home where my stepdad was awake. He got a call from my uncle, and beat the shit out of me the second I walked in the door. Nobody has spoken to me since.
What the fuck do I do now /b/?
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BLASTOISE WOULD NEVER HURT MY MOM. HE WOULD NEVER MAKE HER CRY LIKE HER BOYFRIEND JOHNNY DOES. IF BLASTOISE WAS MY DAD THINGS WOULD BE DIFFERENT AROUND HERE.
Raul
Walk into the desert, any desert, as long as its isolated. Walk straight and never look back, keep going for at least one full day. Don't sleep. once one day has passed, stop where ever you are and close your eyes. Reach one hand out and feel around in front of you, till finally you find a door knob. Keep your eyes CLOSED. Pull the door knob and enter the door it opens, close the door before you open your eyes. Inside is a endless library, countless billions of books spiraling endlessly into the dark above you and into the horizon in all directions.
Walk forward, do not stray from the path you start on, do not open any of the books, just follow the path. Eventually you'll come to a small circular area and in the center will be a pale young man with white hair and gray eyes. He will be sitting on a large trunk, which is covered in strange runes. Step up and tell the holder " I seek knowledge". He will not respond to but will ask you three questions. The questions can be about anything in the universe and if you miss even one, you will never leave the library again. Get them right and the holder will stand and open the trunk. Inside is a small black book, wrapped in chains.
This book is object 188 of 538, and it contains the knowledge of all things that have ever been or ever will be. A person who opens the locks and reads even one word of the book will be given all knowledge. No mortal has ever survived this.
>>699105663
Creepy pastas?
In any city, in any country, go to any morgue you can get yourself into. Walk up to the front desk ask to visit someone who calls himself “The Holder Of Mourning.” The worker will look at your with eyes so cold they feel as if they are looking straight into your soul. Do not blink, look away or even wince, after a few minutes the room should flash white. When the light fades the room should be white as snow, the worker will ask you to follow them, they will not leave the chair but there spirit will. Follow them to a staircase, decide now are this object worth meeting the reaper himself? If the answer is yes go down the staircase, if the answer is no scream at the top of your lungs, “I DO NOT BELONG IN THE WORLD OF THE DEAD!”
Should you go down the staircase, you will see the souls of every woman, child and man that have passed on, their bodies exactly the same as when they died, some so gruesome even the bravest man will cower in fear. Make your way down the staircase to a all black door, knock twice, if the door opens you will be that much closer to him, if it does not, you are stuck in the stairway until you become part of it.
Inside the room, sits a figure dressed in black robes, on a throne made of bones. He will only answer to one question, “How did your acquire it?” He will tell you, in excruciating detail, how he became the Grim Reaper. After the tale he will remove his hood, do not look away, to become untouchable you must not fear death. When this ordeal is over he will vanish and in his place lay the Reaper’s Scythe. Pick it up and embrace your fate as the Grim Reaper.
The Scythe is object 274 of 538. Even death cannot stop your quest now.
In any city large enough to have an insanitarium, walk up to the front desk, declare your name, ask to see "The Holder Of Wrath". The receptionist will pick up the phone, dial a number, and say "They're here.". A few more seconds will pass and she will direct you to a flight of stairs leading down. You may descend as far as you like; every floor leads to the same place.
When you enter the doorway leading to the floor of your choice, you will see only a single light, at the very end of a long hallway. Walk towards the light, but whatever you do, do not walk to the end of the hallway. Feel along the walls until you reach the third door on the left. Do not enter any other room, as you will not leave should you do so. Once you reach the third door on the left, enter this room, and hold both your arms outstretched, palms forwards. The one person who makes you the most angry will appear before you. You must embrace them in a loving hug and whisper into their ear "I feel nothing but peace." At this point, they will hand you a small vial of blood.
The blood in the vial is object 528 of 538. Use it when they find you.
RON PAUL B
Dicks Everywhere
Double Nigger
Do a Barrel Roll
Scientology
Pool's Closed due to AIDS
Habeeb it!
Crazy Kielbasa and Silly Sausage
Longcat
Some dickass named Hal Turner or something
PENIS
In any city, in any country, go into any mental institution or halfway house, walk up to the front desk, and ask the person there if you may speak with "The Holder of the Legion". the person at the desk should then stare into your eyes as if judging you, if they refuse, reveal the first object, a task not easily accomplished. they will then walk you through a door into a room.
in the room there will be a man with gray skin and long ratty hair, we will be whispering to the walls about how he has heard the other holders have been found and their objects stolen, or taken. he will know you are there, and if you make noise he will look at you, with bloodshot eyes and black teeth, but he will not speak to you, unless you say "It was me." he will then walks towards you and stare into your eyes and say "You are the collector?" if you respond "No" then your life will end, quickly and painlessly. should you reply yes, he will put his hand up and display a ring that glows a hue of orange-yellow, and he will say "your quest ends here, collector" he will grab your head and push on your temples, if you allow this to continue he will split open your skull and kill you. to remove his hands from your temples will cause him to have a look of fear in your eyes. Kill the man. and take the ring.
That ring is object 529 out of 538, with the ring you will be able to find all the objects, but as you wear it, you will be haunted with voices, to demand you to bring the objects together, if this is your quest, you will have friends. If you are attempting to destroy the objects, you will find yourself on the edge of death more times then anyone would wish. Good luck, collector.
>>699094714
THIS AS FUCK
Also, the only people who start threads about new/oldfags are newfags who JUST caught on to the " ____fag" thing...
Hey, /b/, I need some help. I probably have 50 STDs right now.
It all started one cold winter night. In fact, it was last night. I was downtown with some friends, cause I'm cool like that. We were trying to pick up some hot underage girls, so we began talking about who would win in a fight, Goku or Piccolo - definitely a win topic for picking up 'em bitches.
Anyway, we weren't coming across with much success, apparently the female species that night didn't seem particularly impressed by our DBZ poses. Suddenly, we were approached by an ugly lady who seemed to have untidy long hair and red eyes. She began asking us if we had money, my friends ignored her. I looked at her, and instantly fell in love. It was love at first sight, how could I deny my true love some change? I gave her the money to my friends' bewilderment. Then she asked us if we were underage; my friends continued to ignore her, and boastful, I pouted out my chest and lied in a deep voice, "No, I'm 19!"
"How much do you got?" She asked.
"My mommy gave me 40 dollars." I proudly responded.
"She said, okay, let's get this on."
And with that, she dragged me off to the wall of the nearby building where she proceeded to rip off my pants and her pants. It was freezing cold, but being a virgin who was about to make love to my sweet heart, I didn't mind. Unfortunately, as she ripped her pants off, I noticed she had a big, fat man meat that was covered in warts. She forcefully grabbed me and pushed me up against the wall, and proceed to anally penetrate me with gargantuan, one-eyed monster. I suddenly started to enjoy the warty dick up my ass, when I just blurted out "FRESH!"
Stunned, she stopped and asked, "What?"
>>699093795
thats cool man, let it out, venting feels good huh?
>>699105965
I continued, ""FRESH" and it had dice in the mirror but anyway I could say that this cab was rare but I thought nah forget "YO HOLMES TO BEL-AIR!" I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie "Yo holmes smell ya later!" Looked at my kingdom I was finally there to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-air."
>>699101695
FUCK YOU NIGGER!
I'm Gary MOTHERFUCKING Oak, /b/
And girls want to fuck me. Let it piss you off as much as you want, but you know it's completely true. That girl you like who is kinda cute in a weird way, but is totally sweet and you have the biggest crush on? The one who keeps going back to guys who treat her wrong for reasons you don't understand? The one who calls you up at 1 am to cry about how her boyfriend hasn't called her in 3 days, and no matter how long you listen to her, she'll never think of you as anything other than asexual? The one who will curl up next to you on the couch, hug you close, kiss you on the cheek, and never let you fucking touch her beyond that?
Yeah, I'm fucking her. I'm Gary MOTHERFUCKING Oak.
The hot girl who won't even look at you when you nod at them and smile? The one who laughs when you trip in the hallway and drop your stuff? The one who comes up and coyly asks for your help with her homework, and then pretends you don't exist once you finish?
Yeah, I'm fucking her too, even harder, because I'm Gary MOTHERFUCKING Oak.
The geeky girl you think might be enough like you that you have a chance with her? She plays Warcraft on your server, and watches anime, and reads comics? She's so incredible and you just love her so much but you still haven't worked up the courage to tell her how you feel about her?
Guess who just sucked me off and told me they'll always love me?
-- Gary MOTHERFUCKING Oak. Smell ya later!
>>699100785
Where are old fags now?
DRIVERS. Save money by putting much larger wheels on the back of your car. That way you will always be going downhill, thereby saving on fuel.
Frozen peas are an ideal replacement for ice in a cool drink when ice cubes are not available. They are just as good, and can be washed afterwards and refrozen.
Rather than carry bulky shopping bags around with me or pay for expensive carrier bags, I always eat my groceries at the checkout. Not only does this save pounds on carriers, but it has also substantially reduced my gas bill.
If you foul the air in someone else's bathroom, disguise the smell by lighting a match and setting fire to the hand towel.
No time for a bath? Wrap yourself in masking tape and remove the dirt by simply peeling it off.
Don't waste your money on Christmas singles this year. Just listen to normal singles, and shake some sleigh bells towards the end of the record.
Pet owners! Save money on pet food, when the Alpo runs out, simply buy a new dog. You can also extend your savings by feeding the new dog the carcass of the old one.
Fellas. Avoid pissing on the lavatory floor during the night after an evening of heavy drinking by nailing a paid of slippers to the floor directly in front of the toilet.
Later, when you roll out of bed and stagger into the bathroom, simply slide your feet into the slippers and voila! You're in the perfect position for a piss.
Housewives. When making hubby's sandwiches for work, always fill the last one with toothpaste. Make sure he eats this one last, for healthier teeth and gums.
When speaking on the phone to someone in America, always start talking a couple of seconds before they finish their sentence. This avoids pauses due to trans-atlantic time delays.
>>699105651
the madman actually made a new thread
