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The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
s/fur
I wanna be inside a shark grills belly
brap
>>699076917
kys
>>699076917
Fucking gay
![[confused human noises].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/VggayOV.jpg "[confused human noises].jpg")
>>699076917
nice selfie mang
I want to boop her nose.
>>699076320
And what leads you to believe I'm a pathological liar?
>>699076399
State testing from back in 8th grade, the high schools were divided by IQ so that the school could specialize in certain fields for students and the district would look better as a whole.
>>699077049
do you also click those links that say "hot local singles in your area?"
Finally managed to beat civ on deity, never thought breaking my second most useful finger on my dominant hand would be so good for me. Also, I have now confirmed that writing is a pain in the ass. Have to use thumb and pointer finger, no degree of accuracy. How y'all doing?
multiboob is best boob
>>699077231
playing xcom
>>699077184
No those are for retards, and the fucking image swap pisses me off sometimes.
This time I'll see if it will post the correct picture.
>>699077231
i'm pretty good, it's cloudy out, hoping it clears off in a few hours so I can do more meteor shower recording.
>>699077049
>285 IQ
It might've been more believable if you'd added a 1 instead of a 2 to the front, kiddo.
>>699077047
>>699077044
>>699076956
Thanks :3
>>699076917
You have a disgusting cock, anon.
>>699077049
I remember a little while ago when you were talking about firearms and Charles proved you wrong. I was already skeptical of that, then you said your SO posted for you, and now you've just shot yourself in the foot because it's literally impossible to have an IQ 285 because anything above 200 is immeasurable. The highest ever was Johann Wolfgang von Goethe and he was estimated at 230.
We step closer to a future where an advanced AI will make furry porn for us
>>699077421
>would people really lie on the internet?
why are people getting mad at him? hes just lying on the internet, let him believe his lie it's not hurting anyone.
>>699077444
suicide yourself
>>699077637
that's what got alex killed
>>699077637
>implying
No-one's mad at the retard, just poking him with sticks.
>>699077637
Because his lying is a problem. As someone who is an extremely good liar, I can see right through him. He also claims to have gotten his job riding a unicycle blindfolded while playing a ukulele or something like that. Dude has a problem.
>>699077828
Alex is dead? I was just talking to him a couple days ago...
Gfur is rotting. Coming here for now.
i have to post this every so often or the voices in my head start making candlejack referenc
>>699077945
shhhh let me dream
>>699077915
so? I like on the internet, everyone does, he lies to make people respond to him, I like to get people to send me money via paypal sometimes.
>>699077945
Let's see if we can lure him out.
>>699077382
Ah, cool. Also firaxis and all that.
>>699077400
You've already done some? When?
>>699077512
Those first two points were two separate events. And look man, I'm just saying what I was told. I was told by the district I had 285 back in 2005. I will gladly admit I'm wrong if you can prove it.
>>699077231
Great, I've been thinking about how my life has gotten to the point where I'm here almost everyday. $5 says you didn't get around to watching it but I'm gonna stop bugging you about it.
>>699078187
You rang
summoning a krystal
Needs more birds
>>699078368
:3
>>699077993
Heya Nibi, how's it going?
>>699078137
No, his lying is different. He's a pathological liar, and that's a problem. My sister is as well, and it has gotten her into some deep shit. Pathological lying is serious.
>>699078265
It's easy to prove because it's literally impossible.
>>699078195
last night, the meteor shower is peeking the next couple days, I was out last night capturing shooting stars on camera (or at least trying too I haven't processed the video yet)
I'm also going to set up my radio equipment to see if I can record Meteor entries.
Requesting Gifs and Webms to fill up a folder. I know you shits got em
The only thing immeasurable is the autistic narcissism prevalent in both S and G fur.
>>699077915
First off its completely possible. Second you're an incredibly terrible liar. Everyone is. There is no such thing as a "good liar". Everyone shows the same signs when lying.
>>699077049
An iq... Of 285 is technically possible, but as highest recorded is 180~ (round there atleast), you should be doing more than fagging up /b/ more than it already is.
>>699078559
Say no more fam
>>699078411
sure
>>699078475
his motives aside getting mad at him won't change anything beyond making you get mad and leave the thread again.
Hey can someone give me the artist of this one I can't find it anywhere
>>699078475
I am so bored, life is boring.
>>699078544
Forgot about that, oh well.
>People actually think I would lie on the internet
Can a liar do this?
https://youtu.be/gwv_HnMLvag
>>699078475
>literally impossible
Where is your evidence of this?
>>699078544
Well, that's pretty cool. I can't see it at all, going to be cloudy and shitty on the days, and there's a large amount of trees obstructing my view, would have to drive out 15-20 minutes into the middle of bumfuck nowhere to see it, and that's only if it's clear one of these days.
>>699078660
naw m8 hes totally almost twice as smart as Stephen Hawking, he didn't just make up a number to try and sound smart forgetting to do a little bit of fact checking to make sure he didn't clearly lie.
>>699078660
Highest recorded is 190 on the dot.
>>699078787
it's still going on tonight and tomorrow, it's not a "you only have a few hours to watch!" thing, annual meteor showers last weeks as they are caused by Earth traveling through comet derbies trails.
>>699079085
You do realize that lying takes far more effort than telling the truth?
>>699079058
it's cloudy right now so I can't see so I'm using my radio receiver stuff I got for my radio telescope (which is still in pieces) to record meteors entering the upper atmosphere indirectly.
>>699077501
more webms? also sauce?
>>699078631
Okay, dude. And no, you're wrong. I'm an astoundingly good liar because I'm very aware of what people do when lying. I can pick up on subtle motions, and microexpressions. I've literally looked into how to be a better liar, and made myself stop showing any signs of lying. I've told lies to my sister who has a degree in psychology as a test, and she said she can't even tell, and she's a pathological liar like you.
>>699078715
I'm not mad at all. I'm just proving him wrong because proving people wrong is my favorite hobby.
>>699078787
That makes two of us.
>>699079040
So you mean to tell me your IQ is 75 points higher than Leonardo fucking da Vinci? No one in recorded history has ever had an IQ above Johann Wolfgang von Goethe at 230. He's a polymath known for over 30 significant contributions to literature, physics, and anatomy among other things, and puts da Vinci to shame. And you have an IQ 55 points above him?
>>699079364
yeah but it's good practice
i took improv and creative writing for a few years and i lied to everyone i met from that point on and no one has caught on
>>699079549
Jasonafex does a lot of animations but that's the only one I have right now
>>699079364
where someone says their IQ is twice as high as the officially recorded IQ it's pretty clear it's a lie, as you know, if it was official it would be recorded.
so it's A) a lie or B) he took a fake non official test.
Sweet dreams are made of these
>>699079316
I see nuthin outside.
>>699079550
Me two.
>>699079550
Impossible. When lying the body makes several signs that can not be suppressed no matter how hard you try. And yes I am saying that.
>>699079806
That is Boop. He replied to you to try to justify himself when you weren't replying to him, and is only further digging his grave.
>>699079546
Well, that's cool. Wish I had some shit like that, considering I live in a city which averages almost the same amount if cloudy days per year as Seattle (down about 5 or so, not really sure, haven't checked in a while).
>>699079958
Well you're wrong because I can do it. But you're wrong anyway because you're lying.
>>699079897
this*
i want a wing hug from a bat lady
>>699079572
Because you have yet to tell a truth. At that point it becomes extremely easy to spot.
>>699080034
radio astronomy is fun, when I get around to finishing the antenna I can hopefully observe funner things like pulsars and the galactic core.
>>699078750
sauce?
>>699080114
>Was implying Sabercats
>>699080209
what fucking logical fallacy are you trying to assert on me you fuck
>>699078715
Hey that's p cute
>>699078631
>There is no such thing as a "good liar".
>>699079364
>You do realize that lying takes far more effort than telling the truth?
Also, I forgot to call you out for that contradiction. Boop, you are a very, very bad liar.
>>699079983
What? You do realize I only post mobile therefore "image.jpeg" for all file names?
>>699080295
i was saying the song lyric is "sweet dreams are made of this" not these
>>699080287
Dunno man. The fabled sauce has eluded the CIA and the pasta alike for centuries
>>699080461
Yes. What is your point?
>>699080231
How much did this stuff cost you?
MMMOOAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>699078750
>>699080287
that's gorsha you numpties
>>699080466
And I was saying that sweet dreams are made of Saber cats :3
>>699079806
Probably b, however I stand by my statement until proven otherwise. At that point and only then will I admit I was wrong and take or like a man.
>>699080626
>>699080503
the sauce is gorsha pendragon to clarify
webms/gifs ples
>>699078044
I think i have seen this creature in a Youtube video before... can't really tell where.
>>699080514
the receiver is a software based one that I plug into my computer, it was pretty cheap only $25, the stuff for the antenna all together cost me like 80 - 90$ but i'm being cheap in those regards, most of my money goes towards my other spezz projects so my radio stuff is pretty ghetto.
>>699080722
bats and cats and sharks
>>699080832
>>699080109
>your wrong because your wrong
Circular much? And yes it is impossible, prove me otherwise and I will admit I was wrong.
>>699080850
probably super planet dolan
>>699080943
Mmm sharks
>>699080943
Who am I to disagree?
>>699081124
>>699080626
>....
>>699080871
Nice. I'm going to take a look into this stuff, but I'm just going to get some sleep now, night everybody.
Oh deer.
>>699081134
how do i type this captcha
more sharks please
>>699080509
Go take a look at the file name, it's not image.jpeg so it wasn't me.
>>699080444
There are no good liars and it take more effort to lie, how is that a contradiction?
>>699081556
yee
>>699081362
Thought you were leaving the name?
>>699081499
You don't.
>>699081499
You get a 4chan pass.
>>699076744
The best
>>699081134
i've traveled the world and the seven seas
>>699081499
Nigger it
>>699081694
I decided against it. But I am thinking about changing it. I never really liked this name.
>>699081556
I second this
>>699081499
>typing captchas
>>699081694
my snek tribute
>>699081771
Everybody's looking for something
>>699081969
too much doge
>>699081637
*sigh* I almost don't even want to keep arguing with you. This was you, and I know it because it was image.jpg.>>699079364 That's what I was referring to.
Because it just is, Boop.
>>699082118
>*sigh*
>>699081771
Also saved holy shit
>>699082060
some of them want to use you
>>699082197
Don't you fuckin' judge me, I'll stab you. I had to make it known just how tired of this I am already.
>>699082294
Some of them want to be used by you
>>699082474
some of them want to abuse youuuu
>>699082197
*HUGS YOU* How you been?
>>699082118
>>699079806 #
>"That is Boop. He replied to you to try to justify himself when you weren't replying to him, and is only further digging his grave."
You clicked the wrong one. However the one in the most recent post was me, and I never replied to myself.
>>699081969
How do you fuck up the paws so badly?
>>699081045
That's it, thanks anon.
To think the most cooperative board in all of 4chan would be /b/.
>>699082420
fite me irl nerd :^)
Requesting cute freckles
>>699082571
pretty good
>>699082616
>You clicked the wrong one.
No, I didn't. Even being as tired as I currently am I can still link. I don't even have to go back and look at it because I know I'm right.
>>699082629
I'll cut you, bitch.
>>699082823
cum @ me m8
ill snek you so hard!
>>699082622
ask the degenerate drawing animal crossing doujinshi?
aka setouchi kurage
>>699082798
>freckles
>cute
pick one.
>>699082984
Fucking kek. I haven't seen that image in years.
>>699083087
its for special occasions
>>699082800
That's good to hear, did you get my sleepy snek drawing?
>>699082989
Isabelle is, like, the one pure soul in all of Nintendo. The rest can fuck for our amusement.
>>699078102
yiff yiff, I came so much.
