Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
and 3,2,1
>>699056196
kek nice thumbnail
still here
and
>>699055672
i literally just played that..... are you stalking me?
I'm not here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxwyXkuYJsU
>>699056196
Oh fuck off 4chan.
>>699055550
Huh, sounds nice, hope people tip you well.
>>699055653
That's somewhat good to hear, hope you start to feel better.
>>699055672
Wow, i'm kinda jealous.
>>699055904
It amazes me that there can be something as smart as us out there.
>>699056196
That's not Kyouko
>>699056301
is that you irl?
Uhg.
>>699056264
So does you being two people mean you're a multi-waifu having heretic?
>>699055421
I am not Mi Lu. The oldfags are their own reason for leaving these threads. They spent so much time trash talking everyone who wasn't involved in their secret society, they become literal elitist snobs. A lot of people on here came to hate them for that. They have every right to conduct their private community how they seem fit, but they're doing it wrong. They took away what made waifu waifu and now they're the farthest from waifu they've ever been. There are plenty of members who would brighten up Discourse and bring a breath of fresh air, creativity and alternate viewpoints, but the oldfags have their heads so far up their asses they can't see that. The only reason that community exists is because they felt like they were more than others. That because they were veterans everyone else is wrong and they're right. They didn't want to change with the times. And if they don't, it'll end soon. They can really make a full fledged community with what they've got, but they squander it.
Test
>>699056196
>>699056195
>>699056197
Claimed
>when you join a game that instantly ends in defeat
God damn it I hate KF sometimes.
What's up /waifu/
>>699055797
Oh, well.
I guess I cant blame ya for that
I just drown the people out with my music.
Being in a small town helps
>>699056346
For working grill?
I wish. I get paid my wage and thats it
You're supposed to wait longer before deleting the thread.
>>699055656
hello akame what ya doing
>>699055672
im ok still put off by my situation
I'm back ya fookin cunts I just went to JewDonalds and got some nuggets and a burger.Fucking $10 for this crappy ass food.
>>699055550
>Accounting
Ah cool, are you doing well?
Also I'm not sure but is McDonalds work experience even appreciated in accounting jobs?
>>699056284
Perhaps I am
>>699056346
It's amazing you should be
>I don't live in England mind you
I was just on holiday there
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHjxwHwSRN4
>>699056508
She has aids you fucking retarded faggot
Fuck, right as I was making one >>699056506
>>699056466
You still have me, bb
Dogs don't love humans unconditionally, humans love dogs unconditionally.
>>699056466
It started with the threads going 24/7. That, and too many lewdfags along with summer.
>>699056573
Music doesn't help. Sorry, I really shouldn't be telling you this shit, I'll stop.
>>699056599
I guessed that.
What are you up to now?
>>699056613
why though im really boring
>>699056652
hey again alien snake person
Is it bad i had a dream of my waifu locked up with her naked body exposed, everybody lined up to fuck her as part of some punishment?
>>699056613
>I was just on holiday
Stop lying you filthy bong.
>>699056643
If you don't already have it, I hope you get it
>>699056466
Could probably throw in a few names in there instead of pointing at no one.
>>699055421
Math a shit.
>>699056798
Yeah that's pretty bad.At that point she's just a character you find sexy, not a waifu.
>>699056798
I mean if you are ok with being a cuck sure
>>699056682
i fuk you big cums
clamed
is akame still here?
>>699056722
this is true
>>699056772
watching hellsing with my skype friend
>>699056599
just trying to settle down from what I could easily consider like the worse day of my life. I'm facing a wall right now
>>699057011
dik like mushrom?
>>699056745
They themselves were part of those 24/7 threads without any issues. Growth is good. Did it grow a little to much? Yes it did, but it's calmed down since then. The threads no longer come and go in a matter if 25 minutes. Like I said, we've leveled out. You don't think they use their little communities just as much as we do? They do!
>>699056613
Eh, something beats nothing.
Able to handle heavy work loads.
Team experience.
Anything can help.
Im doing very well. Im done with schooling in december
>>699056762
Oh, well ok.
Good luck with the social stuff then.
>>699056573
Oh, well that's a shame. i feel sorry for you, i hope you still enjoy your job though. i usually tip.
>>699056613
God dammit, and i thought we got all the good food stuff.
>>699056775
I have nothing better to do
>>699056825
Well I cant really give you proof
>Except I speak Dutch
>>699057096
Cool
I've been thinking about watching that is it good?
Reminder that all elitist use tripcodes
>>699056920
Math isn't a shit.
You're just terrible at it. Talk to me when you've been in the Honours society for all subjects.
>>699056745
Exactly this.
>>699056920
If it wasn't so damn useful I would agree. The exponent rules seem pretty easy from what I remember, but man I felt so dumb when asked to solve some questions that was like...
w(5w)^2 / w^-3
Was like, The fuck is this?
>>699057011
lol
the only reason I hated elitists is because someone called me a newfag in February, and after looking through the archive I realized that it was actually a faceless poster who called me a newfag while an avatarfag defended me, so I have no reason to be here right now and I have already wasted a half a year of my life.
Explain to me how cloaca is NOT better than pussy.
>>699057105
worse day of your life huh I had a pretty bad day myself yesterday so what happened to you?
>>699057381
its ok pretty edge even by my standards but still good
>>699056971
But i love her a lot and not just for her body. but the thought of her being forced on turns me on.
>>699057189
I've stopped claiming and have been lurking for awhile, and I've seen no recent sign of improvement. If you've been here Feburary or earlier you know what I mean.
>>699057414
This
all tripcode users should be beheaded
>>699057419
you want more?
>>699057555
WHAT IS THAT MONSTER
>>699057381
really? thats a little sad
>>699056153
>>699056196
>>699056264
>>699056301
>>699056346
>>699056410
>>699056508
>>699056571
>>699056592
>>699056599
>>699056613
>>699056614
>>699056652
>>699056772
>>699056890
>>699056920
>>699057096
>>699057105
>>699057301
>>699057374
>>699057381
>>699057414
-Mavis
>>699057763
You mean one of them is Boko?
Speedwagon claimed
If you don't want to have sex with your waifu you are literally a cuck.
>>699057823
>>699057301
That's true I guess
And that's true as well
Damn you're pretty true aren't you
That's soon though, are you ready for the real world?
>>699057374
Hah not today
You got nothing on us
>>699057691
Nice I like edge
>Seinen is best
>>699057783
Damn you're harsh
I guess it's true but
>>699057823
Nobody cares about your shitty corpse bride waifu, Tim Burton.
>>699057763
Or just ignore me you slutty maid.
And say i should be beheaded.
Hello guys
Im back
Lilly claimed
>>699057924
I only jerk off to my waifu. I refuse to cheat on her with a 3DPD or a 2D cumdump.
Cloaca>Pussy
Sorry, fags, but the best is now mine.
>>699056153
mandatory uta claim
whats going on?
Miho claimed
>>699058095
>fapping to you're waifu
>>699057823
>>699057995
but what?
>>699058157
wouldnt it be a little weird to be with a snake?
>>699057965
>>699057998
>>699057374
Oh I do.
I extremely enjoy it. McDonalds just isnt a place where people tip
>>699057823
Oh, well thats rude
>>699057924
Id like to, Id just prefer a relationship WITH sex.
Rather than sex alone
>>699057995
Ive been ready for two years.
Honesty is my virtue, theres no sense in speaking otherwise.
Gotta love high heat mixed with Pea soup humidity
walking outside was like walking straight into a wall of heat-death
>>699058231
cuck
>>699058066
What's up
My friend used to pull out his scrotum and say "agh! I sat in gum!"
>>699057924
This.
Elitist think beating your meat to your waifu is heresy. But the important question is...
What IS waifuism? What are a waifuist's beliefs?
>>699056410
eh i don't think thats how it works
I need expert advice
>>699058020
nah
>>699058157
SERIOUSLY WHAT IS THIS THING?
>>699058231
>you're waifu
>you are waifu
>>699058390
C U T E
U
T
E
>>699057995
yeah so far i like police girl
>>699058157
Where's exactally the pussy?
>>699058457
The sexiest beast you've ever laid eyes on.
>>699058438
Hey look, it's a 'The League' reference. I thought only I watched that.
>>699058534
titts or get the fuck off.
>>699058231
F***ing Elitist, euthanise yourself
>>699058567
That was from The League?
My friend actually did that.
>>699058457
>>699058547
Not a pussy, cloaca, and the answer is probably tucked in somewhere.
Claimed.
>>699058305
She's kinda cute but doesn't belong to a brat like you.
>>699058702
Hmm, people actually do that, neat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cpt5m54k2gs
>>699058280
Cut me some slack man
>4:30 in the morning
>On /waifu/
>Watching a horror movies with other waifus
This is all I got
>>699058349
You should tell that to everyone else here
So what are you up to?
>>699058534
Whats it about?
Never heard of it
>>699058566
>AbsolutelyDisgusting.jpg
>>699058705
What did i ever do?
>>699058280
Wouldn't it be a little weird to be with a little girl?
Shinoa claimed ',:)
>>699058626
>>699058856
vampires vs Nazis
>>699057414
I'm terrible at it, you're not wrong. It gets impossible to keep up with after a while.
Exercising should help, but I've been pretty short on time.
>Talk to me when you've been in the Honours society
I didn't know that I was talking with you in the first place.
>>699057419
People think that you can't really be bad at mathematics, that it's all in the lack of practice. If that's really the case, not all hope would be lost.
>w(5w)^2 / w^-3
Equations get way worse.
>>699057096
Hey you crazy dude hoes it going
>>699057555
Fucking gross that's how.Snake a shit.Furfag can't come up with one reason why we should be fucking king cobras.
>>699057823
Not even a 1/10 b8 m8vis.Your waifu a shit, etc.
>>699058349
I tip if the people give good service and good food.Unfortunately this literally has never happened to me at McDonalds.
>>699058095
>Defiling your waifu
>>699058566
The anatomy of this thing is retarded.
>>699058626
>Filename
The only thing stolen is your extra chromosome.
>>699058856
>4:30 in the morning
Wot.
Also fucking billboards always fuck me over.
>>699058412
Hey Emi. How's going?
I slept for 10 hours everything is pretty nice for me right now
>>699058733
That doesn't really help much
>>699058943
>>699058933
>not raising a little girl to be the perfect wife
Nigga please, there is even a common phrase for doing this.
>>699058990
I'm having flash backs of Calculus.
>Fortunate Son starts playing
help me jack pepsi
>>699058856
ok i guess
>>699058933
it would but we were talking about snakes not little girls
>>699058943
Hey! How are you?
>>699059039
it's going alright. I wish I could sleep that long. My back starts hurting if i try to sleep in too long
>>699058887
>Off by one
>Not posting pictures
>Being a slutty maid
>Semi-boat
>No rattles
>Rattles
>>699059102
!Miho.23.52
sure
>>699059038
>not even a 1/10 b8 m8vis. Your waifu a shit, etc.
at least i'm not a nigger.
>>699058990
but that shit's easy.
>>699059287
>rattle rattle
>>699058765
Hello glorius leader
>>699058856
Oh I have, its up to them to do it
Watching an AH episode and then going to bed.
I have work at 730, a little later than normal work hours
>>699059038
Eh, its ok.
The food is subpar to say the least.
I like the company, I dont eat there
>>699057189
The major problem with /waifu/ is the discord group. They spend all day trying to police anons on a public image board. When most of their private group members are the ones shit posting and spamming.
>>699059132
IT AINT MEME
IT AINT MEME
I AINT NO MODERATORS SON , NO
>>699059351
Oh look. A best girl.
>>699059038
im to bad im down my only irl friend but i think im done with irl friends anyway
>>699057995
Well damn, is it a holiday or something over there?
>>699058349
Well that's a shame, at least you have fun though.
>I was talking about Red Robin
>>699059132
Yeah, and its called being a sex offender
>>699058978
>Giving in to that fag
>Wew
That's interesting, hahaha
I'm definitely watching that
>>699059038
Yea I have a messed up sleeping schedule what you gonna do?>>699059263
>Ok'ing someone
You're cold
>>699059361
>
not worth full sentence & pic
>>699059398
Hi Miho
>Rattle rattle
What's up?
I started up No Man's Sky and spawned on a planet that's 70 degrees Celsius
I think the world hates me
>>699059351
best girl
>>699059612
Nothing much. Got home from a 7 hour road trip a little while ago.
>>699059563
Fuck
>>699058978
I'd beg her to but me in chasity and fuck me with a strap on.
>>699059563
well what was i supposed to do
>>699059102
Do this one for reasons
>>699059276
In doing fine myself! Getting sleepy early so that's good sign! Whats up with you?
>>699059538
>find a stranded little girl in some 3rd world country or conquered land
>raise them to the age of 18
>marry them
How is this breaking any laws?
>>699059287
>not posting pictures
don't want to
>Being a slutty maid
you bullying me
>semi boat
no 100% maid
>no rattles
not every day is a rattling day
so overall i did nothing right?
>>699059817
>in time <3
>>699059276
That doesn't seem nice.
I just, forget that everything exist, and wake up breaked, it's preatty good even if doesn't sound like it
>>699059919
its not, technically, but its still beyond fucked up
>>699059584
>>699059403
AH?
That's early for grilling
>>699059529
I'm on summer break, however me going to that restaurant has been some years
>3 I think
It was school trip to London
>>699059783
I don't know
Tell me to go to sleep
>>699059783
https://youtu.be/ZvdjFSrce7I
>>699060027
Would it be better to leave the little girl in that shit hole?
Granted you have an ulterior motive for taking her, but wouldn't the ends justify the means?
In some situations you would have been saving her life and giving her a new one.
Would it be strange if she found herself loving you and wanting to be with you forever?
Wouldn't it be MORE fucked up to refuse these feelings?
>>699060096
you are a cuck man you know it right?
>>699060008
Okay<3
>>699057754
Besides these threads going 24/7, nothing has changed. People like to claim is has, but the faces is the only thing that's different.
>>699059414
This is so fucking true. We get spam from oldfags often.
>>699059919
i think what you are trying to say is:
>find child
>groom child
>manipulate child
>control every aspect of child's life
>"marry" child
wow if only there was a word for this kind of thing...
>slavery
>>699059403
I just went there, shitty food, even shitter service (took 23 fucking minutes for 20 nuggets and a big mac).
>>699059706
>TFW no PC, can't get No Mans Sky
BUT IM SO EXCITED
>>699059513
M8 IRL friends are overrated to say the least.
>>699059563
I'm going to break in while you sleep.
>>699059919
Only way to reliably get a good wife actually.
>>699060027
Its not very fucked up imo.
>>699060096
Is there even a single redeeming aspect of your waifu?
>>699060180
Good BBQ takes the entire day to make.
bestgril
>>699057691
I don't know where to start. It's never been so bad. I've never considered a permanent solution so badly
>>699060180
wouldnt that be rude?
>>699060193
thats a thing
>>699059817
Nothing much, just playing some wow. trying to fix your sleep schedule?
>>699060024
yeah...i got back problems apparently. hurts all the fucking time
>wish i could forget everything existed
>>699060352
Don't we control all aspects of children's lives with the illusion of "Adulthood" anyway?
Most kids are stupid enough to believe anything an "Adult" says. At least I would be constructive in my manipulations.
Teaching them to clean, cook, to fix things, how to use tools, modern technology, modern health care.
It really could be worse. I could have a full blown sex slave like you obviously want.
>>699058978
Very Pretty!
>>699060180
Wow, i wish i could go there once.
So you're taking a vacation trip there now?
>>699060350
>>699059414
Oldfags aren't in Discord, they're in TG.
Calamity-masu'd
I hate staying an extra day somewhere I really don't want to be, what about you guys?
>>699060439
I FUCKING LOVE IT WHEN MY WIFI GOES OUT AND SOMEONE CLAIMS MY WAIFU
>>699059740
Long drive. Where were you?
>>699059952
>
>>699060393
I'm not afraid of you
Also my dog will bite your dick off so good luck
>>699060491
Isnt it rude to say I'm sad?
>Yes it is
>>699060714
Rekt
>>699060663
Nope, they have quite a few different groups going on. Discord is just the most recent. TG was the original. They have to keep moving because they don't realize that the platform isn't the problem, they are.
>>699060630
DELETE THIS BULLSHIT
>>699059778
I agree although ive never liked strap-on
>>699060393
I agree rather be alone
>>699060450
yeah so what happened unless you would rather talk it out on steam maybe
>>699060756
Stop bullying me
>>699060393
Worst rifle worst girl
>>699060565
I'll try wow one day. Yeah dude. Fall semester is coming up you know
>>699060630
>implying i am anything like you
well my work here is done. thanks for playing.
>>699059380
Then I'm probably not very smart.
>>699060663
Ten, Graf, Neo and a bunch of others use the Teamspeak server, if that counts.
>>699060881
Quality post.
>>699060714
thats more of an observation though
>>699060881
Was I right?
>>699060180
6 am and im grillin eggs and sauseage. Its bretty fun
>>699060393
Not at my place mate. Have 120 nuggs and 64 burgers on hold.
Wed get it to you in two minutes past your order tops
Night night everyone.
See you tomorrow ladies
>>699060644
You should the city is pretty amazing
And no my break is almost over so it's back to college for me soon
Oh shit, I found a 50 foot six legged cow thing
I wonder if I should befriend it, or kill it
>>699060877
They spy on other discords and team speaks. Thats the level of autism we're dealing with.
>>699060450
Just chill out and have a drink man.Unless that makes you sad, in which case, go jerk off.Watch your favorite movie or anime or whatever and eat some good food.If you got a cat/dog just chill with them.
>>699060788
What breed age and weight?I'll fight the fuck out of your dog (maybe with a gun, maybe not)
>>699060439
You aren't the real Rem.
>>699060970
You aren't even >Implying m8.If you can't even >Implying then your shitpost just doesn't work.
>>699060881
>Unironic "delet this!"
>>699060891
But if that will please her then that makes it better.
>>699061373
Screenshot it, show us.
>>699061082
guh. going to start taking classes again real soon. transferred to a new college so that'll be fun
>>699060877
>>699061406
Its just a thread
>>699060952
Stop being so eminently bulliable.
>>699061494
Don't know how to from PS4
>>699061186
Sounds nice, and that's a shame. will i still see you here every now and then?
>>699061560
How am I meant to do that?
>>699060891
I don't think that's a good idea. Every time I open up to someone, I feel so ashamed of myself and then I avoid this person forever
>>699061176
If you say so, I'd rather be sleeping
>>699061427
Mechelse shepherd, 3 yo and about 30 kg
>>699061560
That's a cute gif.
>>699061563
Try the "Share" button you idiot. Left of the touch pad.
>>699061712
and put it on here how, genius?
>>699060630
holy shit, do you talk like this in public? i'm being serious, do you actually say shit like this around other people?
>>699061786
Use the PS4's web browser. Come on man. Is this your first system that can connect to the internet or what?
>>699061787
Nope. Night and day when it comes to 4chan and real life.
Do you forget you are on the internet?
>>699061502
Sounds fun. Wonders of the said college would bring you
>>699061603
Of course I don't have a lot of classes I need to attend
Just some homework so I'll be fine
>>699061085
Yeah you are very unlike him.
He doesn't have a trash waifu.
>>699061893
>implying i use the browser on my console, and not my PC in the same room
>>699061961
Daww. Thanks.
>>699061699
>60 pounds
I will throw your dog out the window.
>>699060816
:(
>>699061131
So yes?
>lick all of you
>>699062013
You can put a flash drive in the ps4 and upload screenshots to it
>>699062071
sure you can boy
>>699061946
Well glad to hear that, just hope it's not to much of a pain.
>>699061678
>feel ashamed
look who you are talking too its esdeath anon im one of th sickest fuckers on this board. You cant tell me anything i would judge you for.
>>699062039
That doesn't mean i support elitism or am friends with elitist scum. I just enjoy putting people down
>>699062039
He secretly loves your elitist ways.
>>699061406
Well, that might be going a little to far. But they do spy in terms of this thread goes. You've probably talked with a few oldfags but don't know it because they've switched waifus (which is something they used to criticize ALOT).
>>699061508
STFU. If it was JUST a thread the oldfags wouldn't of had an autism civil war about it. And I know you, because you've said that to me time and time again in the past.
>>699061961
are you calling my waifu fat? i will fiteufagg
>>699062076
Back the fuck up
>>699062204
It's going to far, trust me. I have proof.
>>699062228
>AbsolutelyDisgusting.png
>>699062076
uh yes
>>699062013
So you are just lazy. Noted.
>>699062202
That's fine. I don't get a lot of people who say nice things about me so I take what I can.
>>699062203
Heh that would be something, wouldn't it?
>>699062410
Okay, I'll shoot. Talk to me.
>>699062204
Since you're speaking of oldfags, let's hear some names.
I'm curious.
>>699061944
the only thing im excited for is learning Networking and Security from my uncle. And I'm not excited for all the work...how about you? looking forward to anything this school year?
>>699061888
Ah I see
And yea I guess it is
>Sick banter
>>699062071
Are you retarded
>Police dog
>Pick it up and throw it
I don't care if you think you can lift him easy he will tear your arm off
>>699062195
What is? Comming here?
If it's a hassle I won't do this, I'm having a lot of fun
Same goes for my college I guess
>>699062204
i'm not hank
>>699062193
You got to be /fit/ in construction m8.Plus its fun to run around in a full kit and you got to be /fit/ for that too.I'm definitely no Zyzz but I can lift a 30kg dog and throw him out the window (depending where it is obviously) in an adrenaline racing scenario like that.
>>699062682
Ill go full ATF on pupper then.
>>699062597
I'am not gonna say much on here
