/b/ why is there yellow in my cum? I Jack off into a styrofoam plate covered in paper towels
>>698922405
Sometimes I miss and hit the door. Also yellow.
holy fuck
On a scale of 1/10, How likely are my kids to be retarded/deformed because of this?
>>698923230
8/10
>>698923230
that shit won't produce kids
what the actual fuck anon
>>698922405
It's Gonorrea
>>698924310
Although you can't get that from your hand...
>>698923230
Posting in epic bread
>>698924377
...Unless it's been with someone else
>>698924452
Those 2 sacks of shit
anon do you have any symptoms of an std
>>698924310
is it? ew
>Sometimes I miss and hit the door
>mfw OP Is trying to cover his yellow cum stain
You're better off saying you had to piss OP
>>698922405
That must be some rancid smelling cum OP
Trips and OP licks it
>>698923230
How the fuck do you even hit the door OP?
>>698924413
send that pic to PaulsEgo. He will appreciate it
>>698924998
I literally have no idea what the fuck you're talking about.
op please spare the kids
>>698922405
> styrofoam plate covered in paper towels
>>698923230
>>698922531
>>698922405
No you retard that's what happens when you cum in one place for over a year, I would know.
try this OP
will make your cum white again
It's because you have a weak bladder.
Seriously.
You need to piss with more force because you still have urine in your dick when you jizz.
Do some kegel exercises.
Stick a fucking drain snake down there and it'll clear out the blockage that makes your cum yellow. I had to do that once.
>>698925406
>>698923230
Just noticed that, OP HOW THE FUCK DO YOU EXPECT TO GET EVERY OUNCE OF CUM IN THERE WITHOUT MISSING?
>>698924069
did you save that thumbnail just to trigger the fuck out of me or are you actually retarded?
>>698924214
Do you really thinkI can have unprotected sexWithout Worrying about kids?>>698924310
I highly doubt it. I'm a 26 year old kissless virgin
>>698924606
I've never had sex so it can't be an STD.
I think I might have a bladder infection though because I pee alot
>>698925903
Funny how you're calling him retarded when you're the one cumming on the wall.
>>698922405
wtf
>>698925985
sure. dudes can't get pregnant
DAMN IT OP IF SOMEONE GETS TRIPS, YOU HAVE TO LICK THAT FUCKING PLATE YOU DISGUSTING EXCUSE OF HUMAN LIFE!
>>698926068
>implying im OP
>>698926208
>did you save that thumbnail just to trigger the fuck out of me or are you actually retarded?
Someone put me in the screen cap for /r/4chan please
>>698926310
how does that make him op
>>698922405
It's piss, you dumb faggots.
Plz lick it
>>698926372
Because No one randomly gets triggered by an image.
>>698926169
rolling
>>698926169
Rollerino
I can't sit down and jack off like normal people do because I have a small dick so I stand over my door and point my dick down When I'm about to cum. Sometimes I don't point it down enough and so I hit the door
this thread is too spooky for me.
>>698926477
are you retarded
>Sometimes I miss and hit the door.
>>698926676
Did you ever think to CUM ON THE SIDE OF THE BED?
Holy shit OP you really are dumb.
>>698926676
>He's so fucking fat that he literally can't find his dick when he sits down.
TOP FUCKING KEK
>>698926477
He got triggered because the dude saved a fucking thumbnail.
That triggered the fuck out of me too
>>698926897
Oh, never mind then.
I'm not licking it and I swear to God it's not piss
>so I stand over my door and point my dick down. >mfw
Cock rate thread?
>>698927105
How long have you been cumming on that spot? Because cum spots that are yellow usually crust up within a year.
>>698927324
Mom cleans my room every few months.
>>698927460
I'll help you out OP, just spill some soda over it, it will look like a soda stain instead.
>>698927324
>>698927460
He's not OP. I change it out every 2 to 3 weeks
i cant believe this is real
>>698927712
Fellow cum cruster here. Just spill some soda over it.
Who wants raisins?
>>698927948
Forgot the image shit
Someone please screencap with all these awesome reaction pics
>>698927712
Maybe you cum baconfat?
I'm not that fat. My dick is just really small.
>>698922405
WHAT THE FUCK, SOMEONE NEEDS TO SCREENCAP
>>698928035
I vomited a little
>>698928270
...it's like someone glued an acorn to your torso.
>>698928035
>those fucking hairs
>>698924505
Caught red handed
This is as hard as it gets.
>should an hero
>>698922531
Holy shit Op it's like that because it's sitting if you really want to look for discoloration in your cum do it onto a napkin and look at it.
It may have a tint to it but that depend a lot on what you eat.
>>698928695
>shit skinned AND short dick
>>698928695
Yea dude, sorry but what's the point of life if you have a micro penis
The paper is so crusty that it supports the weight of the styrofoam Bowl
More pics?
>>698928825
That's not short dick. That's no dick. He'd have to fuck an amputee just to get it to the lips.
>>698926169
rollinh
Why don't you do the most logical thing and just go to the toilet right before you cum.
Oh yea, that's not how autism works.
>>698928933
I don't want to live anymore. I wish everyday that a car would hit me and I end up on a rekt thread. Nice dubs
>>698929236
Could you lick the cumstain for us and post it here before you do?
>>698928946
1: crack an egg into it
2: piss in it
3: leave it in the sun for a week
4: place in a douchebags backseat
>>698929236
Just wrap it in newspaper and duct tape. Tell bitches that it's a bionic cock.
It's hard to stay hard =/
Idk how you cock rate guys do it.
This thread 10/10
Holy shit definately making screencap
posting in an epic bread
>>698929785
You could become a pornstar, you have an unbelievable tiny dick.
>>698929785
>His balls are longer than his dick
I think I'm gonna be sick
Also, put me in the screen cap please
>>698929785
I am bi, I would not even get near that. As a half faggot I rate it a disgusting/10
>>698929785
Jesus Christ even my unerected Dick seems large compared to that.
>>698922405
Fuck OP, your kids had jaundice before they even had the chance to have a gas-station egg sandwich.
it's threads like these that keep me coming back
Trips and lick
>>698928270
Lol micropenis
>>698930444
THIS FUCKIN THREAD
>>698930444
Oh shit
>>698930444
Winrar
>>698930444
Please do it op
>>698930262
Heard that. I can't look away
>>698930444
>Inb4 not all niggers have monster cocks.
I've seen my dads before and it's huge. IDK why God felt the need to shaft me like this. Maybe it's because he gave me a dad instead of an actual penis.
>Inb4 dad molested me
>>698930655
For real girlfriend! I done heard that too.
>>698930873
Lassus fucking Christ
Someone fucking cap all this and put it into a nice image please
>>698930873
>shaft me like this
>shaft me
>shaft
>>698930873
Is this you?
>>698930873
>Maybe it's because he gave me a dad instead of an actual penis.
I think he figured out why black men have bigger dicks. Their fathers drain their dickforce for essence.
>>698930873
>shaft me like this
my fucking sides
>>698930873
> shaft
>>698930444
>>698930553
>>698930560
>>698930572
>>698930654
My tongue is about as short and useless as my dick. I can't get a good angle without revealing my face so you'll have to take my word for it
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
>>698931464
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>698929785
Least You make an Asian's dick look huge in comparison
>>698931464
Clean your fucking room holy shit
>>698931464
IS THAT A FUCKING JUG'O'PISS UNDER YOUR TV?
>This is too much.
>>698931464
What the fuck is wrong with you?, OP
OP what the fuck is this..
>>698926368
Kek
>>698931464
What the fuck man?
>>698931748
Yes, because I have an overactive bladder.
>>698930873
>shaft me
im dying
>>698930873
>i've seen my dads before
I'm done with this shit
>>698931464
EMPTY YOUR PISS JUG FOR FUCKS SAKE
>>698931936
Jenkem
>>698932065
thats what toilets are for you motherfucking pleb
>>698931464
DRINK THE PISS JUG
>>698932065
>Smallest dick in history
>Cums in a bowl
>Stores his piss in jugs
Congrats. You are the saddest fuck alive.
>>698930873
>>698931464
you're a beautiful faggot op
thank you for sharing this moment with me, /b/ros. it's been a good night
>>698927105
Ok. So as a disgusting masturbating pig teenager myself I can tell you that cum dries yellow. I used to shoot it on my wall when I was like 13. One day my brother asked what it was. He was like 6.
My mom said in an almost shouting voice. "ASK YOUR BROTHER"
I never did it again. When you're a dumb kid you don't think anyone notices stuff like that. You're wrong. If OP is actually over 18, :
>we're reaching levels that shouldn't be possible
>>698932248
Rolling for this
Drink the piss if dubs
Screencap this lmao
seriously op what in the fucking fuck?
>>698922405
Amerifag here. This guy totally cooked bacon in the microwave and used a paper towel to catch the grease. fucking asshat
>>698932411
this fucking thread lol
>>698932411
Dubs confirmed
>>698932455
He showed us his tiny nigger dick, I doubt he's faking this.
>>698932411
YES
>>698932411
>>698932499
So does this mean it's now a get thread?
WHAT
>>698932411
do it for these dubs, too
Pour yourself a cup of piss with some vodka in it, drink up
Legitimately one of the most disgusting threads I've seen in a while
>>698930873
bruh how do you even jerk that thing like wtf
>>698932601
It was since the beginning
>>698932065
Just use the fucking toilet man, thanks for the good time though. Hope this thread goes down in the history books
>>698926169
Ha roll
>>698932651
He just tapes it to his dresser and screams at it.
>>698932411
DO IT
this whole thread holy shit
>>698926068
Lmfao
put me in the screencap reddit fags
>>698923230
You will be having 0/10 children.
DO IT
>>698932411
Deliver
First fucking laugh on this Taiwanese House Cleaning forum in a really long time.
>>698932411
Do it you fucker. NOW
OP I've seen some pathetic fucks on here but seriously dude you are the worst. Somebody please archive this thread.
>>698934369
He's chrischan tier cringe
>>698934318
Capping for posterity
>>698930873
It's like niggers get curses if their dads stay, tiny dicks or father killed from disease.
>>698934999
chek'd
>>698932647
I've actually seen a guy get drunk, do a bunch of whippits, climb on a table at a party, piss in the remains of a handle of vodka, empty a cashed whip cream can in it then chug the whole thing. Nobody could stop him.
>>698932411
We're waiting.......
Trips drinks piss
>>698935222
yes
>>698935222
Somebody fucking cap this thread.
>>698935222
FUCK DUDE
>>698923230
What the hell
Someone please post the screencaps. This fucking thread is pure gold
>>698932248
>>698932335
>>698932411
>>698932647
>>698935106
>>698935222
>>698935288
I already delivered on licking it. I'm not drinking my piss
>>698935222
Oh fugg xDDD
>>698930444
>>698931464
>>698932411
>>698935222
>>698935288
Every few months, when I think b is lost and gone forever, a thread like this comes along...
>>698935625
Please respect trips, just a little baby sip
>>698935625
OP is a nigger faggot as always, enjoy having that tiny dick for the rest of your life.
>>698935625
You jizz in bowls, piss in jugs and have an inverted dick. What do you have to lose?
>>698935625
You can be the new Bear Grylls
Thank you op you have made me feel so much better about my self at least I know that this fur fag loil loving faggot is still much better then you
What the actual fuck is happening in here
sweet fucking jesus my sides
are
outside
the observable god damn universe
>>698935890
Kill yourself. OP is a superior being to you.
>>698928270
Perfect roll of the genetic dice my friend
>>698935945
>this thread
>this whole thread
>>698936030
At least I don't piss in jugs,cum in bowls and have a hitler dick
>>698935625
Oh yeah OP, because you cum in a fucking box, all over your door, have a piss jug because you're so fucking lazy, your dick looks like shit but drinking your piss is crossing the line. Right.
>>698930444
And people say /b/ is dead
A girl's fucking clitoris is bigger than your dick, OP.
How big is it when erect?
>>698936182
K, go jerk off to ponies.
Fucking taste it already. We got trips.
>>698926368
This
Don't be a faggot OP just fucking do it!
>>698936280
Those aren't girls.
Lick it
>>698936354
That crop is the worst thing to happen since the potato famine.
>>698936291
Strangely enough that's the one thing I don't like
>>698936354
Jesus,this screencape is lame anon.
>>698935222
God is that you
>>698936450
KEK
>>698936354
You are a fucking idiot
me @ this entire thread
Become a chubby shemale pornstar.
Kurwa disgusting
>>698936450
>this thread
>>698936792
>>698936450
Keep trying buddy.
>>698936792
weak you need the micropenis bruh
>>698936792
Moar...
MOOOAR!
>>698936792
From this point onward, you will be known as the most disgusting human to fucking exist OP.
>>698936792
Include more of the reactions
I'm scrolling this thread at school with the risk of someone seeing this shit.
if i had a dollar for every kek i had i'd be able to fund a space program to outside the universe to retrieve my sides
>this thread
>>698937154
>at school
Stop being a pussy and drink piss OP
YES! MORE, OP! MORE!
>>698937154
>At school
Underage faggot detected
>>698937201
If I had a dollar for every kek I had I would build a time machine to rewrite that fucking joke.
>>698937330
all of /b/ is fucking underaged... No one gives a shit.
CAUSES OF YELLOW SEMEN
There are various factors that can cause changes in the color of your semen. A man’s age is one of the factors here. As men get older, they notice that the color of their semen is not as whitish as it used to be. Instead, there is a light yellowish tinge to it which happens gradually and is often not noticed.
Diet is another factor that may lead to dark semen. A diet high in sulfur is considered to be one of the likely causes of yellow sperm. Foods rich in sulfur include garlic, onions, legumes, grains, nuts, cabbages, broccoli, and asparagus. If you are consuming too much of these foods, you should probably cut them down or increase your intake of liquids so that excess sulfur is flushed out of the body easily.
As you can see, yellow semen is usually not a cause for major concern. If it happens infrequently, then diet, abstinence, or multivitamins may be the reason behind it. However, if it happens consistently for more than a few weeks, it may be a sign of a medical condition such as an infection that requires immediate treatment. Also keep in mind that reddish colored semen may indicate presence of blood. If there is no known cause for this, you should consult a physician immediately.
>>698937341
s a l t
dubs and you eat the toilet paper with cum
>>698937330
>>698937225
college/uni still equals school dingi
WOW THIS THREAD
>>698937510
Then say it's uni instead of school you eurofag
Who in the blue hell are you?
Fucking drink it now!
>>698937399
SCIENCE
Drink the piss OP
>>698937622
das not me man im just saying also no euro for me nerd all deez assumptions are overwhelming
Come on OP, stop being a faggot and deliver already
>>698922405
Anon, see a doctor.
Now is not the time for anonymous attention whoring
What in niggers dreams of satan i'm lookin at?
>>698937399
Here's your Reddit gold
>>698927712
i swear i've seen a thread very similar to this.. like op asking how to quickly clean the door cause his family was coming over or something..
>>698936792
Put me in the crop
-gook
Deliver OP
intense duberinos
>>698937894
Now this is some quality attention whoring.
>>698937894
PLEBBIT USER BFTO BY LOSER OP
>>698927246
Wtf/10
>>698928270
I can't even tell what I'm looking at. Good job op. Top fucking stuff mate
>>698938000
Oh shit
IT'S RIGHT THERE
DELIVER OP
>>698935222
Hey guys. I'm in here. Also drink your piss you fuck, the gods have twice demanded it.
>>698938144
thrice*
>>698937894
Drink it now!
Just came in the right moment to witness this thread.
If dubs you show the thread to your family.
>>698938000
Chekd n kekd
>>698922405
JO moar
Call us in the morning
That or its your dicks way of saying you are about to fucking die. We can never tell the difference apart. Either way, call us in the morning.
>>698937894
In what world is piss worse than cum. Take a sip and be forever a living meme
kek demands you to drink it, post a webm faggot
gook here
if dubs Harambe is happy of this thread
Holy shit. I thought I was a disgusting slob but this... Wow
>Nigger with micro penis
>jizzes in a bowl for weeks at a time before throwing it out
>misses bowl somehow with tiny dick and hits door
>kissless virgin
>piss jar
>>698938466
checked
Drink piss and I will allow you to save this rare pepe
>>698938466
He will not be satisfied until the piss had touched the lips of OP
rolling to lick cum
>>698938466
>>698938466
The amount of predicted dubs/trips is unreal
>>698938255
Dubs! Now fucking do it OP! Just take a sip at least
>>698938565
reroll
>>698938555
THIS FUCKING THREAD
if dubs kill yourself
Look at this fucking thread
>>698938555
Holy fucking shit
>>698938555
Winrar
Drink the piss OP
Everytime i do it makes me cringe
if dubs video of you masturbating
>>698938555
Praise kek
>>698938688
Look at those fucking dubs
Everytime I do I get a chub
If dubs, video of you masturbating.
I better see a screen cap with all three of my trips and soap tasting his cum.
>>698938680
if dubs, you get to OP's house then you drink the piss then only you will be a hero
>>698938783
OP can't with his micropenis tho
Deliver OP
Honour the triple trips
>>698932455
That doesnt explain why his door is fucked. This shit is filthy lmao
if repeating digits op must do as they say
Legendary thread
What are you waiting for OP? Drink your fucking piss!
Masturbate video pls
>>698938768
If dubs just explain HOW you masturbate OP you little microcockfag you
