Waifu claiming thread
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, EXCALIBAAAAAH
Saber claim
Claimed.
>>698902103
GODSPEED DISCOUNT MEGUMIN
>>698901632
Pretty image
Fully Priced Maid
Reporting for battle
Laura the heretic, reporting for duty!
>>698901322
Yeah, shes a pretty cool one.
My one and only as it were.
If trips you are all my daughterfu.
>>698901723
They're dirty liars.
>>698902202
Not happening.
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
>>698902880
So are you
Probably.
>>698900498
Countryside eh? Sounds wonderful, the fresh air is really grand out there, good stuff. Nice to hear things are well. A couple of ups and downs, usual stuff but nothing too bad. Oven is still kill, about the only problem.
>>698900601
Heh, I thought it was a stretch, still hanging in there. Glad to hear, sounds like a cozy time to get in bed. Today? Not really, played some OW then had a sudden wave of sleepiness, took a nap that lasted much longer than expected. Was gonna go for a run but that'll be tomorrow.
>>698901272
It's all good my man, get those PoTGs for me.
>>698901398
Meant what was going on at the con, like a get together or something. Cool though, live it up tomorrow.
>>698902165
I'll be sure to do that.
>join us whydontchu?
Absolutely, if I had a PC that could run it that is.
>>698902614
Doll claimed.
Claimed
>>698902813
Are you about to start stealing my new catchphrase?
hello waifu
>>698902926
If i ever switch, feel free to call me a dirty liar.
Don't hold your breath. Or do. Killing yourself is on you.
Haruna claimed.
>>698902103
Oh! I get it now! Those nicknames make more sense now. They give ya a lot of shit for that dont they?
>>698902791
Thanks! Your gave me a good laugh.
>>698902830
it reminds me of something, not sure what
>pls explain what you meant
it might be because im so tired but i didnt understand you
>>698901322
Ah, i see. it's best to play it only if you have fun after all.
>>698903153
What have you been up too?
>>698903153
Trash
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7h5gRnY9Gt0
>>698902926
SO MUCH RESPECTED DISTANCE RIGHT NOW
>>698902944
Two of my bros are going, its their very first time going to a con
>>698903061
maybe :^)
>>698902880
but what if it does happen?
>heretical rattles
Good evening!
hello friends
>>698903153
Aye queen
has been some time
you are on late whats up?
>>698903358
im quite the emotinal gamer
>ive tried clearing some games 100%
only worked on hotline miami and that was a rage fest
>>698903390
>>698903565
It won't. Hooray agency.
I'm not here.
Claiming for a friend
>>698902821
Fucking stop
>>698903356
Like family events.
Being'fun'
Not bad, but not completely good either
>>698902944
Hey better than nothing. I'm in bed at the moment, waiting for sleep to hit. Ah I played a bit today too, got a summer box, best thing I got was a Mei skin dupe. I'd rather a long nap than a short one. Oh well, the Earth'll be there tomorrow for you to run on just as it is today.
I'm sort of here now, been lurking all day
>>698903449
Hello Yuno
>>698903565
Hello Sachi
>>698903614
Good evening Emi, do anything interesting today?
>>698903624
Hi there!
How is everyone doing tonight?
>>698902590
I think I've been playing for 3.5 years now and I've been playing the Nirvana stuff for 3.5 - 3 years now so that just comes off the top of my head at this point. The SoaD and Dead Kennedys I all learned within the past 6 or so months.
Honey Bucket is pretty fun to play but Cherub Rock bores me.
Old Teen Titans theme was and still is pretty good
>>698903358
ive been drinking food and watching movies
>>698903386
I dont see it where?
>>698903665
im on later than usual kinda forgot about waifu for some reason but im here now
![Syndra [218].png](https://i.imgur.com/t0NeJxZ.png "Syndra [218].png")
>>698903210
Don't get caught in your web.
>>698903432
Calm yourself
And then off yourself.
>>698903934
Hello there
>>698903894
Are you sure your friend would be happy about this claim?
>>698903751
Strobe lights and blown speakers
Fireworks and hurricanes
I'm not here
I'm not here
This isn't happening
I'm not here
I'm not here
>>698900601
Not likely any positive thoughts of any kind anyway.
You've probably nailed it on the head with that line.
Script becomes irrelevant and he pockets the profits. Even worse to hear other decent (or once so) actors were behaving the same way.
Must be contagious or something.
>>698902944
The fresh air is indeed quite something. Forgot how pleasantly refreshing it was after not being out there for about a year.
Good to hear you're doing alright anyway. Shame about your oven though, could imagine it being quite a nuisance.
Trying to revive my dad's old deep fat fryer at the moment myself. Might attempt some deep frying in the near future if I get anywhere with it.
>>698904162
He'd be with what he can get...
>>698904162
That's a song.
>>698903934
im doing p good man
how are you?
>>698903934
nope lol. The most interesting thing was when I got to work the internet was fuck up so I got to chill for 2 hours. How about you?
>>698903895
I guess
I love my family though, we are really close
>Hardly ever not fun with them
>>698903978
>Forgot about waifu
Ouch, well glad you're here
How's the face?
>>698903665
Speaking of that, you'd be better off playing Ultra before 64 due to having to collect Three Crystal Shards in each level.
>>698903978
Nice, i've been eating soda.
Deus Vult, christ-chan.
>>698904007
Rachnera is my favorite monster girl, not my favorite girl.
Numerous other characters i'd pick over her.
And you be careful not to sink with your current waifu, too. Wouldn't want her to anchor you down.
>>698902944
>Implying I'm good enough for that
>>698903216
They used to give me more shit for it
Now they're mellowed down
>>698904134
What are you up to?
>>698904436
Not doing too bad, watching Shino fail at NES games
>>698904459
Sounds like 2 hours of easy money to me! Most exciting thing I did was clean up a puddle of cat vomit
Hey hey hey
>>698904499
not about esdeath just /waifu and my face is better now still don't want to talk though.
>>698904527
sounds yummy you do anything else?>>698904957
hi hi hi
>>698904939
Eating Domino's and playing destiny
You?
>>698904957
Sweetheart!
>Mr Peter
Not sure if animu for dr pepper or mr pibb..
>>698904939
what a coincidence
i just so happen to be doing the same thing
Miho claimed
>>698903730
Ok, I trust you
>fully priced rattles
>>698903934
hello not kimmoza aliceu
Hey hey hey hey
>>698905061
I was being cheeky because you said drinking food.
But yes, i've been listening to Kirby Music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTeT6t9sdjc
You ever play a Kirby game?
Claiming Yuuki
>>698905061
Whats good queen??
>>698905150
My love!
Mr Pibb destroys Dr Pepper anyday!
>>698905327
lmao thought my post didnt go through, ignore this shit
Anyways going to go pretend i'm an adult. BBS
Rem claim
>who's rem
>>698905150
Still waiting for Shino, he'll figure it out eventually!
>>698905290
Such a mean Sachi. There are plenty of Alice's to go around!
>>698905491
Rem is the superior maid to Ram
>>698905262
>Dat pantyline
>>698905467
YUUUUKKKKIIIIIII!!!!!
>>698905471
>>>>>Mr Pibb
>>>>>Over Dr pepper
Hmm our first disagreement hm?
>>698903565
Well you aren't allowed, last I checked, your waifu doesn't quite fight. The only weapon we've seen her with is a chainsaw. Well whatever, I'm going to look for more pictures. I'll probably miss a thread or two, but I won't really care. Auf Wiedersehen!
>>698903687
A cute.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCzlsD8YiVM
>>698905243
>Baits mouse
>Miho
![Syndra [196].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4mf77cd.jpg "Syndra [196].jpg")
>>698904817
>Numerous other characters i'd pick over her.
The same could be said about Shoukaku, Akitsushima or other ships.
>claiming cartoon characters on a Mongolian basket weaving forum
>>698904883
Ah I see. Well you made a good choice when you switched. Amatsu a cute.
Im headed out. See you around.
>>698905629
Thanks.
>>698905612
Figure out what?
>>698905327
im trying so hard to say hi
>>698905417
sounds fun and yeah still cant eat solid foods so i was making a joke myself. no ive never played one music is good though
>>698905471
not much just playing fallout hbu?
>>698905566
very nice would lick
>>698904939
>Well you don't have to try and one up me...
My cat either eats too fast or too much and pukes fucking constantly. I hate it. She's also constantly asking for food even if we just fed her. Makes me want to tear my eyes out
Meh phone died
>Last post from me guys
I'm gonna abandon thread see all of you tomorrow
>Sorry if I didn't reply
>>698905784
No no nooo, you're suppose to blush angerly, hit the back of my head and call me a baka hentai but secretly like it
>>698905776
Right!?
Ama a total qt3.14
See ya later man
>>698905629
I suppose so, lets not let this get in the way of our love Yuno
>>698905467
Oh shit its Yuuki
>>698905818
Oh I remember fallout I thought it was good and then I realized that all the fun I was having was a lie.
>>698905818
Oh, sorry about that then.
You should check out the series if you can though.
>>698905796
He was working on getting flash games to work in the stream. We're starting Link to the Past now!
>>698905822
She likes to just shovel the food down her throat and vomit it up immediately after. I share your frustration
>>698905930
But it was a swim suit under that.
>>698905629
YUUUUNNNNOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
>both dr pepper and mr pibb are bad in my opinion
>>698906045
Heyo! I accidentally replied to myself. What's up?
Today we learned we can play super nintendo
together in the stream
Our adventure begins!
>>698905818
By the way, why exactly can't you eat normal?
>>698906045
Oh no no no, I love you too much to let your different taste get to me
>>698906183
Orly?
>>698906204
Swimsuit my ass, its the same shit
>>698906216
>>both dr pepper and mr pibb are bad in my opinion
I'm going to look over this shitty opinion of yours just cause I love you so much
I got the DMM thing and i can't understand Japanese.
Any help?
>>698906183
I want to give that cat a good shake. What are you up too tonight?
>>698905654
im glad you like that image
fighting your strong desire to mess with the mouse is tiring though, so you're free to pet the mouse
>>698905491
rem is the cuckquean of re:zero
>>698905741
surely you jest
this is a mongolian throat singing forum, take your basket weaving elsewhere
>>698906398
Learn Japanese.
![Syndra [132].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/LVQ646T.jpg "Syndra [132].jpg")
>>698906398
Click moonrunes untill you find speedslut.
>>698906045
ikr had the same problem so what are you up too?
>>698906125
np ill have to look into that super tough pink puff
>>698906316
all 4 of my wisdoms came out on Monday so i cant eat solid food until this weekend
>>698903449
Show them the ropes, first time is bound to be a great experience.
>>698903614
Sup Emi.
>>698903923
True. Sounds good, get some nice rest. That RNG is fucking brutal, nothing but dupes and voice lines. Best thing I got lately was the executioner opening for Reaper, some medals as well. Those are much better, get to complete the full cycle. If the nukes aren't launched then you're certainly right.
>>698904193
Extremely calming as well, would like to visit sometime, the city life can be very eh full of it I'd say. Pollution, sounds of the highway down the block, and other annoyances. Nice to hear though.
It certainly is, everyone either charges too much for a look, or is not available. Left with fixing it myself or getting a new one, both I don't want to do. How's that going for you? Hopefully better than my lack of progress.
>>698904883
If I can get one, you can get one :^)
>>698904957
What's good?
>>698906387
Yeah, we just got it working!
>>698906424
>>>>>698906241
>>698906606
You should try Super Star Ultra or Triple Deluxe first.
Holy shit that must be painful
>>698905640
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyITttZd-ZE
>>698906612
Hey! How was your day today?
>>698906760
>oh shit
You guys start playing super Metroid you let me know
>>698906216
>Both are bad
How could you think that?!? kek good job, nothing much but I am getting a guitar tomorrow
>>698906387
Even though mines better..ANYWAY how have you been my love??
>>698906606
just chilling really just reading my manga! How are you my queen?
>>698906612
Everything is alright! How are you princess??
>>698906952
>super metroid
Shit yea dude.
>>698906436
I prefer cuckold
>>698906387
>
>>698906436
>pets tiny mouse
If this post ends in an 8, you must post your Waifu looking angry.
>>698907198
>>698906387
>>698907005
It's been a while since I've had them, but they both just have a funky sort of taste to them, I can't really describe it.
Nice! What kind of guitar is it?
>>698907143
this is pretty hot
>>698907198
>
>>698906612
So you finally admit that I'm better? :^)
Ancap memes officially pronounced dead as thousands of meme investors file bankruptcy, another reminder to always diversify your meme portfolio.
>>698906862
very painful I want solid food so bad
>>698907005
im good loyal subject might read my manga you now that i think about it just got to the part when esdeath takes tatsumi home
>>698907198
>>698907198
>We brake lights soon
>>698906612
Hopefully they'll make the rave fun.. was a tad bit nervous about interacting the rave cause I dunno how to dance
>>698906760
Cooping it?
>>698907005
It's been alright, mentally preparing myself for tomorrow and weekend
And yours?
>>698907159
THE SAME SHIT
>Can fap to it
>>698907320
You just aint a texan nigga
>>698907143
rem is a girl though
>>698907159
here, i think you will really enjoy this: http://dagobah.net/flash/nazrin.swf
>>698907198
as you wish
>>698907550
how's it going second-rate?
>>698907198
This is a angry face.
>>698907550
Try to handle it somehow, can you drink anything?
shrek
>>698907764
In other news, investors flock to alternative anarcho-Judaism meme stocks.
>>698907198
>>698907764
yeah meal supplements they taste good but i want like a burger or something ya know
>>698907683
im ok how is your didney princess? used to waifu elsa myself
>>698907320
Its super good, I guess us Californians love it
Oh it is a Les Paul Model guitar sun burst it looks sick im really excited
>>698907550
Ah yes good to hear my queen. I dont even know what show your waifu is from kek
>>698907670
Oh yea? What do you gotta prepare for? A fight??
>>698907116
Nintendo is a bunch of asshole and got it taken down but if you look around you might be able to find a download. Look up Project AM2R. It's a fan made HD remake of Metroid 2. It's very good. I was lucky enough to grab it before it was taken down and it's just so great
>>698907198
>>698908102
Na, just Afest a small animu con in downtown
And my birthday tomorrow
>>698907670
Nope, I've been there before, but that doesn't count for shit. We drink Coke and nothing but Coke (and sweet tea) in Georgia.
>>698908102
Hell yeah man! I have a Les Paul as well, is it an Epiphone or Gibson?
>>698907672
Nibbles ears.
>>698907254
>>698907487
>>698907550
>>698907633
>>698907672
>>698907764
>>698908084
>>698908281
Thanks.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10965341
>>698908227
Man, I've known about AM2R for two-three fucking years now, glad that shit finally got out. Now I've just gotta go dig around for the actually thing.
>>698908102
akame ga kill great anime better manga
>inb4 shit anime
>>698907143
Technically not lewd, no private parts are showing.
>>698906612
Extremely calming. Wouldn't know myself what it'd be like living in a city. Even though I live in the most populated county of my country, it's still a pretty quiet area where I am. Still would live with similar but minimised elements of city life that are nice to take a break from.
Well I wish the best of luck with it. Hopefully some luck will come your way and you'll get your oven privileges back.
The revive is going ok so far. Cleaning the years old oil is quite messy, not sure if the thing even works at this point.
Anyway I've gotta head off, 4am is too late for me.
Gnight
>>698908287
OH FUCK HAPPY BIRTHDAY as your present you can have any lewd you want! Have fun at the con! I hope you buy cool shit dude
>>698908314
Epiphone
>>698908510
I heard it was edgy tho
>>698908510
my best friend on the right of esdeath in green if i lived in that universe i want to be her best friend
>>698907928
Thanks for this, mystery anon. how fast can we go though?
>>698908090
Cheeseburgers are great, hope it gets better soon so you can enjoy it again, perhaps play a game to take your mind off of it.
>>698908392
No problem.
DUDE ARE BANTER IS SO SICK
>>698908680
>>698908314
>guitar talk
>tfw left handed
>>698908374
too occupied with the mouse to respond, i see
>>698908392
for some reason strawpoll never counts my vote
it hates me
>>698908571
lewd doesn't mean nudity
there is no technicality to lewdness
>>698907143
This upsets me.
>>698908869
Yea, I don't think it's going any faster than that. Sorry.
>>698908314
>Coke
>Sweat tea
Might as well fucking live in wisconsin or ohio and watch some fucking football
>>698908510
Anime ending is SHIT
But I forgive it for not killing Akame and returning her edgy coat
>>698908680
Thanks lol
Hmm choices... choices...
Oh I'll buy lotsa cool shit for sure
>>698909011
Mouse ears!
>>698906952
Pretty good, caught up on sleep and played some games. How about you?
>>698907005
Wonderful to hear. Heh, pretty good, no complaints.
>>698907489
I admit you're just as good :^)
>>698907670
>Rave
Sure it'll be fun, just don't dance like this and you'll be fine.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6203oIRC0I
>>698908646
It's alright, to a degree. Can be overwhelming at times. A break is needed every now and then
Heh, thanks, good luck to you as well. Hopefully it proves to be useful. Night Trips Guy.
>>698909011
there is technicality. She could technically be sucking up vanilla ice cream from the mans stomach.
![Syndra [262].png](https://i.imgur.com/61W6Oic.jpg "Syndra [262].png")
Sleep.
>>698909133
So it was you, well thanks.
>>698908680
it is very edge but i like edge
>>698908869
yeah been playing dark souls 3 doing a yuno playthrough with bleed and an axe
>>698909173
yeah same ending as halo reach but would rather my esdeath pulled through the fight instead but im biased
>>698908937
Mugi Mugi my nigga you wanna jump in on this??
>>698909173
Haha choose wisely my love, do you have your heart set on something you wanna buy tomorrow?
>>698909254
Awesome to hear Maki as always!
>>698909399
Im not an edge kinda guy but she looks cool at least!
>>698909254
But I'm only level 8 on console :^)
>>698908680
Mine is an Epiphone as well, it's the tobacco sunburst finish though.
>>698909173
Why you gotta be hating on GA mate?
Fine, I'll stick around for another couple of posts.
>>698906606
>Pic looks like something out of Brave Frontier.
Damn, where the hell did you find this at?
>>698907198
>
>>698906241
Cool.
>Now lets turn this into a Twich Plays.
>>698908680
Hey, I'm a heretic now.
>I'm the old Yoko anon.
>>698909211
how about mouse eyes?
>>698909323
a nudist wouldn't find a naked person lewd
lewdness isn't something that you can determine by technicality, it's just a personal thing
>>698909326
Goodnight.
>>698909669
>>698909326
Have a good night, boat wannabe
>>698909510
I don't know mang I don't think I have much to say
>>698909669
yeah, but it's the context of what they're doing and whether or not the private extremities are being covered. a naked women isn't lewd. a naked women spreading her ass with a 3 dildos in her pussy, lewd.
>>698909254
Na last year the rave was more awkward then that, they just jump.. the music didnt really had that beat t make you move your body
>>698909399
The protag died in reach tho, akame is alive
>>698909510
I know I want juicy ass, thats fo sure
Nothing really, maybe something will catch my eye
>>698909618
I LOVE my dr pepper, I think the only redeeming factor is its cheap to live there.. or so I heard
>Yuno
