Waifu claiming thread.
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>>698827436
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
still here
>>698843337
Memes
>>698843705
What did i ever do?
>>698844025
smugo
https://youtu.be/37l7P5V1eXU
>>698843708
I forgot how seriously people around here take their waifus and mangus.
Just type in any character from an anime or manga into google and go to the series' wiki and read a few sentences to find some unintentionally hilarious results.
"They're proud of their breasts, and they can freely change the shape to please the man they love by gently enveloping his manhood and sweetly melting his mind with pleasure."
>>698843337
Your pictures look good today mugi, hello
>>698844025
Beautiful smug
>>698844492
The reason Wiki will never be a reputable source of information is because any user can change a page.
I could go to you're waifu's wiki page and add "She fucks dogs regularly. When she was a child her daddy tickled her butt with his pinky."
Hey guys.
That was a pretty good nap, and some sweet lasagna
I'm ready for a late stream night
What are you all up to?
>>698844498
Why are you ignoring me? I love you
>>698844955
Who are you?
>>698844707
Jesus Christ, calm down.
That's the fuckin point. They're so badly written it's entertaining. I'm not shitting on your "girlfriend."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzmGElv4-UQ
>>698844460
nice thumbnail
wanna erp?
>>698844791
Hey Discount Tsundere~chan
HELLO!
>>698844791
nice and nothing. at least you got good food
>>698845260
You sure posted it like you were trying to shit on her. So you really can't blame me for trying to protect her. Sucks to suck.
>>698845288
>i fuk u with big cums
GG NO RE
Saber claim
>Back to baking again
>>698844409
Have multiple waifus at once.
>>698845407
>Not having a German waifu.
>>698845288
Whats up bully-san
>>698845514
Perks of being at my parents' house
>>698845532
I'm not sure who's who in these threads
>So many tomokos
![Syndra [246].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/AuU4V3G.jpg "Syndra [246].jpg")
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwj9YPmrLsQ
>>698845532
Yeah, I kinda did. I'm sorry Tomoko, but I still love you ;)
>>698845846
You serious? Our posts are night and die when it comes to how we respond. He's short and concise. I'm broad and drawn out.
>>698845260
It's a waifu thread, made by people with waifus for people with waifus, what are you expecting?
If you don't like it you could leave
>>698844287
>the used to be yoko anon
Of course imma treat you like shit you heretic :^)
>i dont really care about waifu changing. It'll take time getting used to
I'm back.Does anyone else find it ironic that I carry a gun in case someone tries to steal from me, while I steal from stores?
>>698845829
What's this?
Discount Tenryuu?~
>>698846125
>carries a gun for "protection"
>steals
Nigger
>>698845846
sounds like a nice time
![9820cddbc03918377cd717ea5e11c909[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ogw5JiV.jpg "9820cddbc03918377cd717ea5e11c909[1].jpg")
>>698846088
>If you don't like it you could leave
WWWWWWWHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
Holy shit son I got roasted!
MINE
>>698846575
What do you expect from a thread full of fat, degenerate autists?
>>698846093
Eh, give it a month and hopefully none of you will remember who Yoko was.
>>698846151
Holy shit, not even close.
>>698846673
>>698846769
The waifu that is
Who dis bitch?
>>698846673
Moar
>>698846093
>>698846575
>sarcasm
Not an actual argument
And yes, you can leave if you think you that people with waifus are not people you want to associate yourself with.
And get off your high horse
>>698845532
but i don't like big cums :(
>>698845829
wot
sachi is my only waifu
>>698845846
Not much, been away all day and just relaxing now
what up with your tsundere self?
>>698846748
This something something lonely autists etc etc
>>698846380
I can't help it, I just feel an urge to steal.
Also I never use the gun while stealing that's a felony (which gets your guns taken away).I just slip a bottle of soda into my bag or a movie into my pants.
>>698846971
>He doesn't like big cums
What are you, a fucking faggot?
>>698846464
Yea it's great
>Free food
>My dog
If only I always could be here
>>698846971
Nothing much either tbh, watching some anime with some other fags
>>698846945
Holy shit nigga, you mad.
I'm addin this shit to my 2016 diss track.
>>698847317
Ugh.
Fine, I didn't think you were completely retarded.
Disregard me then
>>698847131
>being this much of a nigger
Go be the next statistic in the BLM Dindu Death Counter
>>698847229
you are not going to believe what im doing
>>698846897
Laura Bodewig from Infinite Stratos, at your service!
>>698846971
Then stop trying to erp.
>>698847532
My boy pullin out all of the big guns today!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrGZoOYSexg
>>698847721
Wait wait
Is it world of tanks?
>So let's see whats going on in /k/ today... Oh ok.
>>698847638
I'm white so no
>>698848046
no
>>698848002
>trying this hard to get the last word
Was I the one mad?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsGDtCFPkxk
>>698848299
I mean what the fuck
>>698848375
juhyrzehtedsazu73u3aweatzhssgxkyuhfv';6ujzeu4ey67ujmr4sngzd
>>698847732
Ah i see, thank you
older Rikka
>>698848318
I'm so bad at guessing
>I would lose all my money in a casino
Is it witcher then?
>>698848673
Never change /k/, never change.
>>698848815
yes its the witcher
>>698847131
maybe
>>698847229
nice
>>698847732
what does trying to ERP with my favorite tomoko have to do with having multiple waifus?
>>698848682
(_(_)::::::::::::D~~~~~D:~~~
^
That's my dick jizzing on ur face
>>698848810
I had a weird feeling of Deja-vu reading this post.
>>698849021
>50/50 chance, 100% chance of guessing wrong
Hows it going?
>>698849204
It's probably your illness
Hey everyone!
Sorry for the awol, I'm out of state at the moment and got wifi at a laundromat; I'll stick around for a thread or two
>>698849253
i dont know made friends with a rock troll.
>>698849194
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>>698849341
Oh...
>>698849341
Now that's weird because i was just about to say this huh
>>698849345
Triss
>>698849345
Ey, mal'chik yebat'.
Your waifus from LoL right?
>>698849356
>Troll
>Friends
I didn't know this was possible
What is there to gain from being friends with him?
>>698849748
i dont know he seems chill. he thinks he is in the army and i painted his army symbol. he is pretty happy.
>>698849345
Too bad your waifu isn't meta anymore
>Loved playing her
Do you main her?
>>698849748
Trolls are big tough fuckers mate.Why wouldnt you want a guy who's pretty big (not for a troll but , for you) to run around starting fires and watching them rise with you?
>>698848810
>Rikka's eyepatch is on the other eye.
>She had a contact under said eye so she had normal eyes all along.
Are you being serious?
>>698849047
It doesn't, what does matter is that you're going to become a boatfucker.
>>698849204
Holy shit, you're right.
>>698849492
Pat pat
>>698849612
I know you, better than you know you
>>698847732
Nice image
>>698849345
Hey Tris doing well?
>>698850303
>That blush
>>698850432
>>698849930
>Too good for even a virtual world
Don't you just het exp and stuff for killing him?
>>698850020
I dunno, because deep inside all trolls are just dicks, plus isn't it more fun killing everyone yourself
>Literal god
>>698850560
Does the Kyouko want an apple?
>>698850303
So you're saying Laura is a fake too?
>>698850560
>>698850651
i think ill just leave him alone. i dont need the xp that bad
Well i'm up pretty early, what's going on?
>>698849612
Waddup Yuko!
>>698849628
Yes she's from League
>>698849972
When I get the chance; I'm usually thrown to other lanes
>>698850498
Doing great, I have about a week into the challenge, yourself?
>>698850651
You should stop being such a hothead and get out of here
>>698850686
Maybe.
>>698850695
>
>>698850839
Fine then, I guess my thirst for blood should be settled with someone else
>>698850849
Hey nui, had a good night sleep?
>>698850859
Eh dynamic que sucks
>>698850878
No I think I'll stay
>>698851061
Mugi's hot, you got that right.
>>698851395
you know it
>>698850859
I finished classes, now what do i do?
Good that you're doing great
>>698850926
>>698851061
Smiles
>>698851395
You smile too
>>698850926
As if I could say no to that face
>>698851367
you could always prick your fingers
>>698851669
>>698851669
>>698851795
>>698851596
Meant to quote this aswell.
>>698851367
Yeah, though i don't like being up in the day because everybody likes to bother me.
How are you doing?
>>698851571
Dayum
>>698851795
Which re. I do me, you don't happen to know a better way to share alot of images other than mega, do you?
>>698851367
Don't make me shoot you.I might throw you out of my plane too, for good measure.
>>698850695
No, hers is real, it was caused by a failed nano-machine experinent that was meant to help her pilot an IS better.
>In her series, an IS is basically a flying robotic suit that only women can use since men are incompatable with the IS machines.
>>698850498
Yeah, I like that picure as well.
>>698851367
Good news is that the only thing I'm noticeably bad at is still jg, but most of the time I'm with friends and they only want me bot. I don't get ganks though...from my team
>>698851596
Forgive my shite memory, what were your classes again? If you're totally done, next in lane is life. If you have more, I suggest to prep beforehand. That's what I'm doing
>>698851795
I need to delete this filthy sample off my pc.
>>698851395
>>698851596
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExccZVx3OuQ
>>698852031
Delete your life along with it
>>698851795
>Pocky
>
>>698850859
2 weeks then lost
>>698851984
I gotcha.
So she's a mutant. ~
>>698852028
Just random summer classes to fill time.
I study animal science
How's your prep going?
>>698844409
>>698844405
>>698844364
>>698844324
>>698844460
>>698844492
>>698844498
>>698844707
>>698844791
>>698845083
>>698845260
>>698845407
>>698851749
>Hurt myself
I'm no emo, just edgy
>>698851888
Wait you sleep during the day? What time is it where you are?
I'm fine, today was pretty eventful for me. What about you?
>>698851976
Come at me
>>698852028
Heh I know the feeling, except that I'm jungling and everyone cries I dont gank
>I play farm junglers, pls
>>698851955
Mmm, I don't really know honestly.
People use dropbox aswell for that, I guess.
>Nice pic
>>698852252
>
>>698852509
no its just a little blood to drink. should satisfy the thirst
>>698852509
Stop trying to be the big guy I'm only doing this, for you
>>698852509
3:30 PM
I'm rather bored and haven't done much.
What do you mean by eventful?
I wonder if I should get no man's sky just to see how fast I can reach the center of the universe
>>698852917
Name everything you can after our waifus
>>698852252
I'll tell you what, you have more self-restraint than myself. First two weeks of the challenge, I slipped five times. Here's to me to make it to three. If I make it, you have to do four, solid?
>>698852363
I'll have a relaxed time for sure. Classes are the common for me which are calc 2, phys 2, chem, yadda haram yadda.
Thanks for reminding me. Animal sciences. Got it
>>698852509
DON'T PEOPLE UNDERSTAND HOW JG WORK?!? My condolences. Champs like vi are gankers, but others like fiddles have to farm up to be effective. Why can't people think you know? If you die in the game, you die for real
>>698852917
Maybe wait for the reviews, price lower plus some bundles, unless you really want it
>>698852545
>>698852545
Your pic is better
>>698852738
I drank coffee in the meantime so I'm good
>My blood is basically coffee
>>698852766
What are you even talking about
>Big guy on /waifu/
>>698852789
That's a weird time to wake up, what do you actually do for a living
>The temperature fluctuated from 12 to 24
>I got a whole ocean of water on my head while walking the dog
>Finally beat my brother's falco in smash
And some more little things
>Yes this is eventful for me
>>698853423
WEW
>
>>698852545
>No more pocky pictures
;-;
>>698853431
>>698852766
>>698851976
>>698850878
>>698850020
These are all baneposting
>>698853423
That's pretty good aswell.
>>698853662
It's ok, nice picture.
>>698853791
Thanks
>Here's a cute image
Best type moon claimed.
>>698853062
It never stops
>>698853970
Best lunar eyes
Claimed
>>698853970
Shikis got an ass in that pic
>>698853431
What do you mean by that?
I usually play with the dogs, play vidya and listen to music and watch stuff. just things most people do everyday.
>>698853011
Every creature that looks retarded would be named Esdeath
>>698853062
It's not that I want it, there's just nothing to play on PS4
Though i would prefer a multiplayer game
>>698853970
Hey Shiki doing well
>Want to do some Warthunder in an hour or two?
>>698853431
you could put the blood in the coffee
>>698853970
Ey stykovoy zasranets , ya khochu , chtoby zadeystvovat' etot sladkiy seksual'nyy zad
>>698852363
She was also artifically created with human DNA, so in a way, yes she is a mutant.
>>698852509
>Come at me.
And I raise you this gif.
>>698854117
And it'll never end! That's good for the both of us
>>698854313
I forgot the name of this game; I think it's called dawn of light or something. Zombie game.
Dark souls is pretty gud, not fps though
>>698854536
Nuh I rhozu vu tebyat
Claiming
>>698854536
I wanna oil your chamber
>>698854838
>zombie game
no thanks
I have Dark souls 3
>>698853721
Oh I see, I guess I should have know but I wasn't paying full attention
>>698854277
I mean if you're sleep schedule is like that, sleeping during the day, I wonder what you do as a job or maybe school
>If I sound inconsiderate I apologise
>>698854433
I'm sure that would be disgusting
>I have tried mixing coffee with some crazy things haven't heard of blood before
>>698854646
Ehh I don't have a lot of come at me gifs
>I have this
Pedo
>>698855096
think of it as an organic sweetner
>>698853062
Woops forgot you trist my bad
>Pick malph
>"I'm useless pre 6 so play safe"
> 3 min fb
>JUNGLEEEEEERRRR
Get me out of this shit game
>>698854260
Yup, but the good kind.
>>698854340
Eh I've been a bit under the weather today, maybe, might very well end up going to sleep early,
>>698855030
Don't be so lewd!
>>698854953
I don't actually speak Russian I just use google translate tbh.
>>698855096
That's a bit personal.
>>698855433
I dont think it's sweet
>Do you even know blood
>>698855777
Ow, I'm sorry man
>This get though
What are you planning on doing today?
>>698855030
zombie games got old pretty fast anyway. Good on ya on black spirits the third, the game is beautiful. I love the main theme, pontiff, aldrich, and most especially abyss watchers theme. Only mention those since it's how far I got
>>698855494
Someone get Jenny's mother
>Dr. Wakeman
>Dr. Wakemeupman
>>698855748
Aww man I was hoping you knew. Listen to some rooski news and YouTube vids for basics if willing
>>698855777
Ugh...luckyyy!!!
>Tristana
>>698856092
It's alright.
Not much, i plan on playing Kirby Squeak Squad.
>>698856125
I beat t it, Abyss watchers was the best boss I fought in a long time
Furi was really good too
>>698855692
Oh if that's the case I'd say get some rest maybe some other time.
>>698854260
Rin's got a good one in there too
>>698856092
its probably more of an acquired taste
>Tfw only one person accused me of >>698854659.
The heresy treatment is definetly working I see.
meme trash (rynogt4)
>>698856684
LOOK AT THAT BIG OL' JEW HONKER. COULD LAND A HELICOPTER ON THAT THING FOR THE RIGHT PRICE. FUKKEN KEK.
This is not /b/ this is /autistic/
