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-----------BREAKING NEWS-------------Microsoft invented a bot

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-----------BREAKING NEWS-------------

Microsoft invented a bot that photoshops random shit it finds using key words you tell it


they say you need to have the apps to chat to it, but you can just talk to it in the chat. it almost shops the images insta. lets see what weird shit we can make this faggot photoshop

pic related, it fucking shopped that
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https://bots.botframework.com/bot?id=MorphiBot

fucking forgot the link
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cmon lets do this
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last bump
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Kek
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ay lmao
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Do what if Jihad John was Hillary Clinton
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Bye thread
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>>698630243
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obligatory
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this thing is fantastic
but i have no creativity
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>>698628886
You fucks have already broken it
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>>698632649
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Won't let me chat with it on mobile ; (
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https://www.messenger.com/t/1027377103993527
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this is highly disturbing
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>>698633763
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>>698633889
10/10
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>>698633083
kek
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>>698628886
Did I do good.
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It has word filters. Pretty good ones. Really learned a lot after Tay.

Does not allow monkey, nigger, dominate the world, whore, etc
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>>698633924
jesus christ
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>>698634228
does it allow loli?
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>>698628990
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>>698634228
theres always ways to cirmumvent them

ie
nigger - african american
whore - prostitute

or something idk
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When you see it.
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>>698628886
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>>698628886
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>>698634423
fucking google morphibot you scared peasant
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>>698628886
this is fucking great
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>>698628886

Where's the link, Can't find it
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>>698634564
im dead
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>>698634427
How do I cirmumvent Hitler? Tried Adolph, still doesn't work
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>>698634652
2nd post
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>>698634715
it works with adolf for me
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>>698634394
Yes
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:^)
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>>698634887
fucking kek
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>>698634707

12/10
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>>698634851
Can you show me? I'm just getting "..."
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>>698628886
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what the fuck is this.
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wtf
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lol bretty gud
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Tep kek im mexicant
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>>698635252
>>698634526
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I think I broke it
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>>698635036
sorry looks like they blocked it too

use "Führer" the german word for it
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>>698635387
what the fuck is that spongebob face
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>>698635174
trip god by thumbnugget

"bill cliiiiie uh"
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>>698628886
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You can't type hitler ;^(
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>>698635387
holy shit
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>>698635463
jesus christ i think it photoshopped the spongebob face from the cum/abuse/sex comics
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>>698635463
apparently it's the only spongebob face that is easily accessible for the bot.
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can some one explain me this?
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>>698633406
This should have just returned a picture of trump with no editing if it was really accurate. Sad to see the bot is just another tool of the lizard overlordship
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I think I will spend my day making an album which I will share on imgur
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top kek
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can some one explain me this?

i forgot the fucking img
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c:
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hhhkkkkhhhhsssssss!!
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>>698635721
it's a bot that you enter a "what if" question into and it spits out a generated shopped image of what it would be.
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this is actually an incredible thing that I can only see being used for stupid shit like this.
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He look black
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he's not responding to me guys, what am i doing wrong
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>>698634423
It's legit
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this is fucking gold
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https://youtu.be/atuFSv2bLa8
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>>698636142
Word filter
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>>698635896
>>698635912
>>698635875
im crying
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apparently it still photoshops a new face onto the picture even if it's the same subject lol
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What if the Prophet Muhammad was a pig?
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>>698636196
what the holy fuck
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Top kek
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>>698636248
o shit
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oh my fuckin god i love this bot
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accurate
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>>698633083
>a robot does a better job photoshopping than you.
Damn robots
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it's true
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Breaking news? It have been online for months faggot. There's also one that will describe what's in the image you post and an other one that summarize links. They're Skype bots.
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noway hahah
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wat if dubye was god
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oh my god this is the best thing.
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>>698636396
toppest fucking kek
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>>698633588
wait, he don't?
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well...
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>>698633244
damn
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this is a fucking goldmine for reaction pics
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>>698633763
but 4 real bush planned & attacked wtc
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kek
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>>698628886
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I'm just glad this did anything at all.
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>>698636548
Dindu enclosure.
Brilliant.
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omg dying here lol
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>>698635846
kek
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her her
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>>698637001
top kek
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how are you guys communicating with it? I tried to add it to my skype but it doesn't seem to work.
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>>698634455
holy shit
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This is the greatest shit.
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>>698635174
Kekd
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>>698636978
fucking beautiful
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seems about right
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>>698637109
Me too, says it cant talk right now on kik, and on messenger it doesnt even reapond
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Fucking crying
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>>698635387
I CANT BREATH
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>>698628990
>>698629220
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I'M FUCKING DYING HERE GUYS WHOEVER MADE THIS BOT IS A GOD
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Ok.
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>>698635846
This could actually be a meme. Shopping people into pictures when they are already there.
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Sweet fuck, I love this
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Nailed it.
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>>698629356
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>>698635928
Kekekekekekek
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>>698629648
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>>698628886
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>>698637370
Fuck me I'm dying.
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>>698636785
she looks like that under the mask
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>>698630602
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Honestly BEST one yet
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m' wall
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>>698637370
>"What if Hillary was Clinton?"
requesting plox
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>>698637082
KEK

SEARCH FOR FETISHES, IT DOESNT FILTER THEM
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>>698636582
kek
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Based Murphy Bot.
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>>698637513
DELETE THIS!
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>>698637517
THIS IS TOOOOO GOOD
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>>698628886
does murphy know what a penis is?
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Image cap :'(

Someone keep this alive I need MORE
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>>698637606
>what if hillary was Coprophilia
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>Add the bot
>Spam it
>Legal ddos
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>>698628886
god youre fucking late to the party, this shit was relevant months ago. stay retarded summerfags
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need a new thread. this is good.
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>>698637370
this is the best thing ive seen in weeks.
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>>698637767
you missed that 7 pal. how does it feel?
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>>698637517
is that a trump face of an emma watson cumshop fuck me im dying
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>>698637836
DDoSing is always legal you fucking autist.
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>>698635068
this bot does some unholy fucking shit
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FUCK
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NEW THREAD GET IN HERE FAGS
>>698637850
>>698637850
>>698637850
>>698637850
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NEW THREAD SOMEONE PLZ
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>>698638094
>>698638085
>>698638094
>>698638085
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new thred

>>698638121
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>>698637349
HOLY SHIT I'M FUCKING CRYING
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