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I wanna be inside a shark grills belly
I want to boop her nose.
>>698467245
I honesty don't know how my Dad would react, I haven't met the man ever. But the only thing I really rennet about getting some in high school was that there was this one girl, I even remember her name, that I always wanted to date and then eventually fuck. I respect her privacy so you will not know her name.
/r/ing masturbating furries
>>698467749
Sage.
>>698467931
Yeah, trust me, I get the regrets thing.
I have more than a few
fine, i guess ill contribute
>>698468081
sage isn't a down vote, saging and not posting at all does the same thing
please return to reddit
>>698468081
lrn2sage
ima slow down.
>>698468174
Elaborate?
I really need to park my truck on a level surface.
Every time I look at it, it never looks leveled like it should be, even though I have that daystar kit under the front.
It bugs the ever loving hell out of me not having it leveled.
Maybe I just need bigger tires.
>>698468012
I'm not a surgeon - I can't craft tea candles into such things.
>>698468677
Well the earth is curved so it will never truly be level.
>>698468677
maybe just fix that shit?
nah, bigger tires better.
Well, that's all the masturbation I've got
>>698468909
baths
satanic rituals
mood lighting
what else....
>>698469180
thanks a lot bro
>>698468931
And no perfect sphere exists in the universe.
If you think about the curvature of earth and the length of my truck, any curvature that may influence it is negligible. As the limit approaches 0...
>>698468938
Well then it begs the question, how do I? Normally the truck without the leveling kit it has a raked stance so the front is lower than the rear but the leveling kit brings it up
But even when its installed, it looks like it's short by about half an inch, the gap between the wheel wells are different in the front and rear.
I think the only thing that could fix it would be stiffer and maybe slightly longer springs and new shocks
>>698468909
Melt them all down into one big candle.
>>698468909
Not craft, melt into mold.
You'd need the mold though.
It doesn't need to be like perfect, general fox shape will do. Like those http://r.ebay.com/xjTL4H
>>698468174
Spill the beans, what do you regret?
>>698469487
I think we need to stop guessing and go visit a professional mechanic.
>>698469334
I don't have any place in the shower to put them.
>>698469711
I don't have a bank account.
>>698469902
I would rather not.
It's kind of private and I'm embarrassed by it, because they meant so much to me
>>698470107
Maybe.
>>698470282
I judge no one, for judging is done by the insecure. Do you want to talk about it off thread?
OTOH I discovered that if you pour ethyl alcohol into a tea candle and light it, the alcohol burns off at a low temperature and cleanly melts the wax, leaving the wick completely intact.
>>698470579
That's the only place I would but I'm about to hit the rack.
I have an early morning
Thank you for asking and caring
>>698471032
ima go to sleep with you then
night peeps
>>698471190
Good night.
>>698471032
Not a problem man, if you ever want to talk I'm mostly here. Have a good night.
I'm back. Had to deal with an idiot.
>>698470654
You're on the right path. Now you need the mold.
What is the significance of adrenalin shots to the heart like in that movie pump friction?
Alex pls
>>698471717
u kill some one
>>698471944
That be suicide.
>>698471740
It boosts the speed of the heart and respiratory systems while slowing down the non essential ones. In a sense it just makes you faster.
>>698471717
Happens all the time at work for me, that's why I took the week off. How are you doing other wise?
>>698471944
Stepbrother is a mentally handicapped pot head. He's drunk and high, and wanted to hang out. Finally convinced him to go and and hang out with whatever friends he has in town. So he won't be back for a couple of hours.
>>698472043
deal with an idiot means pop the head od some one in my interpretation of english
>>698472374
I wish I could. No way I could get away with it though. Also post anthro huskies.
>>698472273
Doing pretty well, actually.
How y'all doing? Same shit as always?
>>698472665
Fuck yeah
>>698472760
I'm doing much better now that I have in the last couple weeks, both physically and mentally, and i'm playing Kerbal Space Program right now which always makes me happy.
>>698472760
Tired and happy
>>698472653
That's good, I wish I could hear more about it but its 1 AM and I've got a week off ahead of me; I'm going to actually sleep for once in a long time.
Boop out.
>>698472760
hearing this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLTwEUAKY2Y
>>698472682
Fuck off.
>>698467877
You again? I come out of a 2 year coma and you're still here.
Whats good nigger?
>>698473430
yee porn and video games are the focus of the night, it's pretty good.
>>698473040
That's good. Always have heard about KSP being really good, never have gotten around to getting it, though. I mostly just play civ and ignore 90% of my games anyway.
>>698473193
Good shit, getting a bit tired myself.
>>698473421
>>698473759
.....dude why?
>>698473843
I do some work in aerospace so I like playing it when i'm working as a way to clear my mind but not stray too far off topic.
>>698474354
Aerospace, eh? Quite cool. Nice to have a game like that.
In Robocraft I set the chat language to Russian so that I don't have to deal with the stupidity in the English chat or with the Eurotards in the All Languages chat, yet still have a language displayed that I can read.
>>698474939
>not totally disabling chat in multiplayer
kek
>>698474773
yeah, nothing fancy or government mind you, it's the private industry, like the absolutely lowest funding side of the private sector, right now I just work on bits of hardware and relatively small test rockets as I try to get more funding for my program. the actually exciting stuff is all speculative things I correspond with others and what not, it's also not a job I don't get payed for it, but I do out of pocket fund it so eh.
>>698475678
Having chat disabled makes it too quiet.
>>698475798
If you hate private enterprises then you are a fucking Communist.
Welcome to the club, comrade.
>>698476000
You came there to play the game not to talk.
If the MULTIPLAYER game is boring without the chat then its just a shitty boring game... isn't this like, obvious?
>>698476000
well I am democratic socialist but I am not a communist, I do make money in other ways in a very capitalist way, but my program is non profit non government. However I do abide by rules and regulations here as to not piss off law enforcement, transport Canada or the CSA.
>>698476590
It is a shitty boring game.
dogs just ate an entire 4.5 kilo bag of chicken.
>>698475798
Still seems pretty damn interesting to me, regardless of low funding. Not getting paid for it is a bit of a bummer in my eyes, but still would do it myself if I had the expertise and the chance to do so.
>>698476746
The why play it?
Are you masochistic or something?
>>698468724
when you lose your keys
>>698476767
its fun, currently saving and fundraiser for a new metal lathe to prototype parts for a new class of sounding rocket where developing, it's all about the research.
I say we because I get volunteer help with some things but it's mostly me...lots of work.
>>698477879
>that anus
>>698478298
Why...
There is a perfectly good vag there.
Night, y'all. Got shit to do today, l can't stay awake all night.
>>698469902
Me personally, I regret ever doing drugs for one
I regret many things that I didn't do, for the sake of not doing them, as well
I regret a lot of the time that's passed and I've seen myself be a part of nothing
I regret missing my own birthday party by getting too fucked up to literally remember any of it last weekend.
I regret a lot of shit.
>>698478918
Now fix it.
>>698478729
perfectly good anus too
>>698470579
to say that you don't judge is a lie. Making judgments is the fundamental driver of our ability to discern that which allows us to survive.
It's how we let our judgements affect the way we treat other people that speaks about us.
>>698479131
For the love of god
>>698472665
Hot damn. Is this the full version?
>>698468497
I want to fuck a deer girl
>>698473430
Damn has it been that long?
>>698481172
Go do it.
>>698481347
Not a literal deer
More sharks
>>698481172
so do I
More sharks please
>>698482255
FUCK YES
>>698482321
.....
>>698481710
Oh..
>>698482132
yee
where the chastity pics yo
>>698481949
Go do it.
>>698482779
but I would rather be inside a shark grills belly
I dont think you would.
I really think you would enjoy sex with a deer more.
And live to do it again.
bump
>>698483273
vore is my fetish!
>>698483273
Somewhere in Singaporean law lies a clause that could be interpreted as deer aren't allowed to be in the country.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdfJ7zm3RZs
More dragon porn.
>>698483472
interesting..
bump
>>698484876
Why?
>>698485018
to keep the thread alive for no fucking reason.
