You fap, you lose. V2
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You fap, you lose. V2
>>698462497
Shit I got a boner I guess that is a 1/2 loss?
>>698462311
keep em coming anon
>>698462791
If you don't fap, you win.
>inb4 dogs facial expression
>>698463054
almost, but still no fapping
>>698463054
Guess I'm winning but wishing I was loosing.
>>698463243
shes cute
gf?
>>698463494
lucky dog
>>698463233
Why not, anon? Don't you think I'm cute?
>>698463571
Oh yeah, she's a blast
>>698463243
Hila is that you?
>>698463585
nope, you're just too slow
in the time it took you to post that i went and fapped to some chick getting fragged by a grenade up the hoo-hah.
>>698464006
Aww. That's no fun.
>>698463788
dump all you have kind sir
>>698462497
>>698463054
>>698463585
I am not busting my nut to some finnish skijumper. Try harder.
>>698463829
No Ethan. Go to bed.
>>698464318
Ugh. Men.
How do you guys get your gfs to let you take pics of them. My gf won't let me take any pics of her, she's scared of me losing my phone or her getting exposed.
>>698464247
I'm working hard at trying to loose right now
Sigh. One day.
>>698462497
What's her name?
>>698463054
What's her name?
>>698463494
Got more like this? Public/outdoor pics.
>>698464585
>>698464654
Harri Olli
>>698464654
What's your name?
My dick is as flaccid as a marshmallow right now. Is this the best you'll can post?
>>698464585
*My* name is Monroe. Katerina Kozlova. Sigh - people just make up names for me, I think.
>>698463243
Dude, that's Jake Gyllenhaall
>>698464760
Harambe
>>698464488
wheres her crack?
>>698464488
Not every one will. Just do it and if she don't feel comfortable with it, you're shit out of luck.
Harri Olli. That's some :------DDDD guy
>>698464488
well right? then you would probably come dump them here
Bewbs.
>>698465070
Can you stop? I'm sorry, but this girl is killing my boner.
I do have vids, you know. Look up Monroe.
>>698465070
No. Harri Olli is your name, that's who you really are.
>>698465214
Ok I lost I hope you are happy with yourself
>>698465214
Nice pecks Harri. Are they from skiing?
>>698465286
>>698464984
i want your girl dude
>>698465264
cute as fuck! who is she?
If this doesn't make you twitch, nothing will.
>>698465427
>>698465674
did she ever take dick?
>>698465647
Heh. I don't know.
>>698465760
Don't think so
Cum at me boys!
>>698465784
well keep going!
>>698465674
Nobody said stop dumping /b/ro.
>>698465748
That's what I got boys.
>>698465939
>>698465286 kinda did but fuck him
I hear that a lot
>>698465625
Come on fgts I dont even got a boner.
>>698464345
Are you who I think you are Joji?
>>698466070
Everyone has preference, the hide option is just a click away, it takes only 2 seconds to do so.
I've never been more flaccid than I am browsing this thread
>>698465972
Name pls
>>698465397
sauce? please anon
>>698466038
dont stop! any fucking?
>>698466265
moar?
I am monitoring this thread.
>>698466657
No
>>698465595
lost
>>698465093
more ?
/thread
>>698466475
adele archopolous i think
its from blue is the warmest color
shes cute as freck
>>698463494
Any more?
>>698466085
i want that bacon bruh
>>698465017
well it was a fun game while it lasted
>>698465017
for the love of all that is holy sauce
>>698466792
keep going anyhow
>>698466947
Not sure if fapping to this will make be both loose and be gay
>>698467339
hnnnnnnng I'd cum in her elbow asshole
>>698465972
that will do anon
that will do
>>698467460
Its a girl. No need to worry. Saw pics of her in a few other threads. One i remember specifically was a thread about girls with short hair rather than longer hair. Other than that, all i remember is a debate on which looks better.
>>698467369
>>698467041
Whipping up a webm, hold on
>>698463083
Haha look at that dogs facial expression haha ecks dee
>>698467460
Nah she's a chick, but your choice ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>698466465
instantly blow load
This thread put my dick to sleep.
>>698463243
lets see more hila monster
>>698464794
Wtf....
>>698467887
nudes?
>>698467893
>>698467761
Thanks guess I can loose with out being a mega homo
>>698465353
yeah all of you touching yourself and none of you being fucked. Go fuck yourself you russian waste, I cant wait till ahmed rapes you
>>698465656
WHERE CAN I FIND THE FULL? I REALLY WILL THE SOURCE
>>698468108
hhhnnng name
You all lose.
>>698467761
Prob one of my threads lol (I'm >>698466947 btw)
>>698467041
I have tons of .mp4 files of us fucking and such. Just haven't webm'd them.
>>698468271
Eww fat whore
she got a vola too
7-i0jm
I have erectile dysfunction so it looks like I win
>>698468414
Would you mega or drop box them?
>>698468418
Yeah, so fat
BTW brush that cheetoh dust off your chest
>>698468414
Have kik so I can get audio ones?
>>698465595
Sauce if possible?
>>698465656
When u nut but she keep succin'
>>698468614
That's still pudgy, mang
>>698466947
Name???
>>698469093
lol "pudgy"
>>698465550
lost hard
>>698469093
pudgys good man
>>698469182
Erin (can't remember last name). I've got a whole album of her pics if u want the link
>>698468554
made me cum anon, now back to bo2 zombies grief :)
>>698468414
can you post pics of her in public, like >>698463494 ?
>>698469399
Brent is that you?
>>698464794
Maybe guys would lose to you if you ever actually did a sex scene that wasn't with your pillow?
>>698469392
Please please please
>>698468708
>>698468552
Nah, but got Snapchat though. We're pretty active on there.
Also we have a manyvids.com account, but we need to edit the videos before we fill up the videos on there.
thetwotoview
>>698463788
Lol your dicks small bro
>>698469399
and I had so much more to share
>>698468009
Name?
>>698465738
Sauce?
>>698469657
im still on the verge,keep dumping
>>698469505
drive.google
.com/folderview?id=0B4uDc1yvN51TR20tUmFUbDltVWM
Here ya go man
>>698465111
>>698465111
Pretty much. I don't think many girls who sent out nudes were expecting them to get put on /b/.
Pic related, some girl who let a dude take pics of her and now you can't google her name without getting bj pictures of her.
>>698469911
name?
>>698461881
>>698469880
...go on
>Fap
>Lose
>>698468009
Sauce?
>>698469842
>thetwotoview
>>698465738
sauce?
>>698469990
>>698465738
Sauce?
>>698468087
No problem.
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>>698468286
Nice Anon, dont stop dumping also.
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>>698469880
When did this turn into a fag thread?
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>>698470020
Mmm, how about no.
>>698470020
>>698469880
Ladyboy Luna
>>698469428
Not yet, no. She's dead asleep, otherwise I'd be putting her up right now.
Also, see this.
>>698469575
>>698465017
That's one of universe's most beautiful moments
>>698470380
Thank you. Her gagging on cum was the only good thing posted in here.
>>698467794
maormaormoar pls
>>698470507
Post more good pics here
>>698470278
>I didn't even watch the whole gif
>>698464413
Wow bb ur so pretty a/s/l?
>>698469575
so.....you guys are polyamouros huh
>>698465017
>no penis
>>698467339
>
sauce
>>698467558
sauce
>>698470764
Don't worry, ripping more webm's now
>>698471188
Correct. Threesome and foursome achieved and that was rather dandy.
>>698471188
no,,,,I don't play WoW
>>698465214
marry me....
>>698471545
kool,where you situated
>>698469990
OM NOM NOM NOM!
>>698465972
movie, blue is the warmest color
>>698471802
I'm effectively the only one she sees. I still see and pursue other girls though. Not really sure if that answers your question
>>698466226
Try lookin at dudes then
>>698471287
idk
>>698471331
Peta Jensen
>>698467887
Sweet mother of our lord sauce!
>>698461881
testicles / balls
>>698464654
>being this old
>>698472398
no lol like what state you currently live in
>>698469207
More of her?
>>698472900
If you insist.
>>698472856
I thought so. Tennessee, actually.
>>698464794
prove you are her, time stamp on ur cheek or something. for all we know you are some dude posting pics of this chick.
>>698473128
It's OBVIOUSLY a dude pretending to be her.
This is /b/ you fucking summer fag.
>>698473000
>>698472900
Woah bruvs, get checked
>>698473082
damn you live like 5 states away.....
>>698467558
Sauce?
>>698473392
MOAR FAGGOT!!!!!
>>698473254
bruz i dont expect you to know this from the 10 minutes you have spent here shitposting but actual people can visit b, they have in the past and will in the future.
>>698473235
omg so fucking inviting....
have to pic one, but which?
>>698473392
Do I still lose if I jizz without even touching it? All jokes aside she's hot as fuck
>>698473398
You poly/voyeur too?
>>698473618
Fuck dat. Fuck them both
>>698473580
Listen here, you little shit.
That's not fucking Monroe.
If "she" posts a picture of herself, touching her left earlobe with the ring finger of her left hand with a time stamp proving it's her, I'll eat a light bulb.
It's past your bed time, get out of here.
>>698473082
Eww, NC ftw
>>698465397
>>698466488
Klara Take Me Right Here!
>>698472155
Wat
>>698473392
shes a classic
i remember her from like 6 years ago
"dream girl" or somthing like that
>>698473860
Fuckable. Maor
>>698473834
rito here then it seems someone has rustled their jimmies. using your left hand grip your jimmies firmly and wrench them from your puckered anus, and with your right hand grab the nearest firearm and become an hero.
>>698473860
Big boobs are gross. Flat chest master race!
>>698473679
im bi and ive never tried but i def would
>>698474168
Just admit you're a faggot anon
>>698474143
Jimmies remain unrustled.
Summer fags just need a little reminder every now and then.
>>698474168
you gotta find middle ground though, a Goldilocks's zone, but for tits
>>698474168
You're looking at the president of the itty-bitty-titty-committee.
>>698465656
source?
>>698474295
You've never had a one night stand have you. Like you'd turn a bitch down cuz her tits weren't the exact shape and size that you require. Yeah ok
>>698474352
MOARRRRRR!!!
>>698474328
you keep calling me a summer fag, bro its fucking winter here. not only that but there has been summerfags here since like 08 you dipshit, they are oldfags now. YOU NEED A NEW INSULT cos mate i wish it was summer im freezing my nuts off down here.
>>698464413
Shut the fuck up fat man this ain't none of your god damn business
>>698473235
more ??
>>698474678
It's summer where actual civilization is, and you're the definition of summerfag.
Speaking of jimmies, I hear some rustling from your general direction.
>>698473235
mooree
>>698474295
>>698474398
>>698474461
Lol, it's just a preference, I grew into it cause my friend is flat. She doesn't even have to wear a bra lmao. Yes, before you ask, I said friend.
>Pic related
>>698465783
Man I had wet dreams with that girl when I played B&W
>>698475162
Omg yes
>>698474833
so where you from then mate, usa? yeah sure, civilized af bro. how bout we half a few drinks and then go on a massacre guys sound fucking familiar? or shite, some sand niggers jacked a plane lets subject literally every arab on the face of the planet to horrors beyond your wildest dreams. shit or europe, the home of hitler stalin and mussolini. shit down here worst thing we did was kidnap a bunch of bush kids and make em go to school. you are done son go have a think about your life.
>>698474766
All I got
>>698475162
Dump dat shit MOTHRRFUCKER!!!!!
>>698463585
How old is she
>>698474990
> "friend"
RIP
>>698475429
lmao triggered
>>698475429
Aww, that's cute, the dude from the continent that's 99% uninhabitable and where the inhabitable places are filled with things that will kill you thinks he's civilized. Your own environment is trying to get rid of you, like a body with a fever.
Hey I'm just gonna be over here enjoying the fuckin best of everything. You and the rest of your idiot people, who are descended from shithole criminals who couldn't even pay to get out of prison, can only look on and wish you were us.
And no wonder it takes you 20 minutes to respond, your best internet is the "economy package" in an actual first world country.
Any questions, "mate"?
>>698468009
>brown
>perfect
pick one
>>698476014
Nigger on the trigger
>>698475799
It sucks, but I'm getting there
>>698476014
we dont do that here mate, we dont give a fuck about other peoples feelings. common greeting at maccas drive thru, oi cunts get me a big mac.
standard reply, na cunt we are a kfc.
>>698464488
I think I went to school with that raw pizza dough.
>>698461881
Jokes on you I was already browsing /b/ one handed
>>698476183
> "getting there"
If you can't even express that you have feelings for her on the internet, you're not exactly moving in the correct direction.
Just show her how you feel, anon. She's gorgeous.
>>698473860
her tits remind me of those alien toys that you can squeeze and their eyes pop out and shit
>>698476108
>>698475429
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CuzbIIGrVWs
>>698474990
More?
>>698475162
OK am hard more
>>698476388
Fuck yes
>>698476474
It's hard, I feel like I don't deserve her, yknow? I'm just ugly as hell (pic related)
>>698475325
moar?
>>698476540
Dump
>>698476108
so its actually about 3 percent inhabited so fuck you on point one, if the environment was trying to get rid of me then why did my car get bogged the other week, i think its trying to keep me close so fuck you on point two. while the first fleet was full of convicts more than half of them died, the following colonists were coming of their own free will. winge bout my internet you dont have to use it. i do wonder though, how does it feel to know that no matter how hard you try nothing would make you a better person than being an australian
>>698476562
Yeah but don't expect anything special, we're not that close yet, yknow?
>>698476108
oh no. the animals are out to kill me. what shall i do.
heh fgt
>>698476790
Be more selfish. Who gives a shit if you deserve her or not, you want her. If she is that close with you then she wants you too.
Just open up to her. Bitches love it when you open up to them. Plus, it feels nice when they reciprocate.
>>698477205
she loves me,not you
>>698477306
I guess. I just REALLY don't wanna fuck this up. I know I'll never meet someone who's as nice as her, let alone as beautiful. Fuck.
>>698476790
Plus, if you get a decent haircut and never wear denim jackets ever again, you'd probably be a lady killer.
>>698463083
khloe moretx? holy shite wtf is happening to her
>>698477833
eyy,whats wrong with denim jackets?
>>698477740
If you died tomorrow, would you be happy with your relationship? I doubt it.
Don't worry about fucking up. If she's into you, then she'll be right along with you. Maybe even putting words into your mouth.
>>698477833
The haircut thing? True. But the denim jacket was for spirit week lmao
>>698478203
Dear Henry. Suck muh dick
>>698469911
That bald ass head reminds me of my cousin Leslie.
>>698477999
apperantly she got a chain necklace
suits her imo
>>698478203
Dear Henry. Denim above duh waist is cancer
>>698473580
Uh, no, I was pretending to be monroe dude
calm down
>>698478236
Ok. Fuck it. I'm hanging out w her tomorrow and I'm gonna tell her how i feel
>>698471188
damn, I'm listening to Aphex Twin's Spotify album right now.
>>698478456
please start a thread and tell us how it goes
>>698478594
Will do, keep an eye out for it
>>698478456
That's the spirit, bruv. Now I'm going to bed. Do me a favor and don't think about it too much between here and then, yeah?
>>698478409
Even though she's legal, I still feel bad over wanting to destroy her ass cause I'm 36
>>698478585
his new cheetah ep?
>>698478764
I'll try lol
>>698478456
Also, another favor. Say off 4chan until you open up to her. I promise, it will help loads.
>>698478772
Don't
i ain't fapping fuck this. i got will power i can do this!
>>698462497
you fags know that monroe uses periscope? but she talks in communism, so I don't know what the fuck is going on
>>698479232
Stfu and fap
>>698477205
The girl's name is katrina kazlova, anon stated it himself/herself.
>>698479232
you sure?
>>698466265
Muh hard throbbing cock
Moar
>>698479322
fuck off you can't make me.
unless you're like totally fit and live local to south london + have lube and prob be DTF aswell as looking like Monroe cos she's totally my Waifu
>>698478409
Got any more anon?
>>698479491
yup i'm sure 4 eyes. go fucking get laser eye surgery n come back when you bleach yo asshole,
>>698479493
More! I'm losing it!
>>698479232
>>698479567
Lol. I am fit. But can't understand the rest cuz I don't speak nigger.
