Waifu claiming thread.
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>>698342456
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
ay
Best type moon claimed.
>>698353448
>Bunny cutie~
>>698353389
I've never played KF actually!
>>698353044
I ride a motorcycle, I HAVE to know how to manual. It's not too different in a car, the controls are just in different spots.
Plus, I want to drive a car, not a hugbox mobile living room.
>>698352885
Yes.
I might have went to sleep at 5.
>>698353044
Im fine.
Claimed, about to start playing oblivion what are you guys up to?
Also ika I'm not sure how glasses work but can't you just go to the store and buy them?
>>698353389
About the same, stayed up quite late playing t1 realistic battles in War Thunder.
I want to noose myself badly
Best waifu claimed.
claimed
>>698353736
great!!
>>698353620
I didn't know motor cycles worked the same as cars, thx for the insight I guess.
Also nice shot fired I agree though feels more manly am i right? ;)
>>698353629
Does my least favourite league champion have any plans for today?
>claiming yume
Please euthanize me
Well off to bed for me.
Good night or whatever, waifu.
This thread is the reason captcha was implemented
>>698353620
What's up with your killing floor terms then? Dosh? Zed? Really, you havent played?
>>698353643
Nope, sadly, all eyes are unique in some way. Even someone with the same blindness can still have different lenses than others. Some people have different peripheral vision and must be fixed in their own way.
>>698353682
Did you do good?
>>698353890
exactly how many pictures do you have
>>698353966
I'm not sure
I might run out soon
>>698353930
Goodnight
>ika
Neck me please
Fucking faggots i hope we all die in a fire
>>698354014
needs more chicken little
Fucking suicide squad was worst fucking movie
>>698353964
Mostly, barring the matches where Syndra rammed me. or I fell off the carrier
>>698353629
Well, could be worse for sure.
>>698353838
Yep! Clutch is on the left handle bar, shifter left foot, throttle and front brake right handle bar, rear brake right foot.
And it's not even the care for manly. Just the smell of burnin fuel, the sound of a high revving engine, tires screeching, acceleration and speed! You can't get any of that in an automatic!
>>698353930
Night Shizu.
>>698353964
Dosh is a word we use down here! And Zed was me making LoL puns! I legit have never touched it.
This picture is anatomically incorrect
So is this
>>698354117
One can hope.
>>698353643
Just fired up skyrim. Can't decide what race to choose.
>>698354258
ur anatomically incorrect
Fucking kill me please
>>698354341
You're a cute
>forgot her name
>switching to emmy pics
ITS EMMY TIEM BOIS!
MY AUTISM INCREASED BY DOUBLE
>>698354452
ohlord
>>698354186
Kek. As long as you have fun it was a successful match.
>>698354221
Well you just happened to mixed to random term and they just happened to coincide with each other? Not buying it.
>the glasses I mean
I think it's time for me to sleep. Its already 4. Goodnight all. Or most
>>698354513
CUTE!
EMMY IS A BEST
>>698353964
Well then I'm guess I'm just a noob when it comes to eyesight. Cant you just use a magnifying glass for the time being?
>>698354221
That really is the same. And I was just joking around I mostly just car for a car's aesthetics
>>698354310
I always liked the dark elf race, because I always played assassin
>>698353838
Nothing interesting.
Just some yard work and maybe games later.
>>698353930
Dont wake up.
>>698354221
Yes, i could have fallen asleep on my keyboard for 3rd night in a row.
>>698354602
YU-NO YOUR WAIFU IS SHIT RITE?
>>698354626
Cute
>>698354635
NOT ENOUGH TEA
>>698354602
No hard feelings. It's good that you don't know this stuff. It means your eyes are good! I use my phone camera if I absolutely need to.
>sleep time
>ika
I love traps
Phasma lives
>>698354796
TRAPS ARE PRETTY COOL I DONT MIND THEM
GIVE ME (YOU)
>>698354762
fucking nice. Now the broswer has mixed up captcha images with my posted pic.
Fuckit. You all know Chun Li.
>>698354871
nice dono
BEST MEME GIRL, EMMY DEDUCED THAT MAKOTO AND KOUME ARE CUTE
>>698354635
I miss my yard, moved recently and I have nothing atm. Anything cool in there?
>>698354698
Yu know this joke is really old right?
>>698354795
I guess if it works, what happened to you when you were younger though?
>>698355012
YOU'RE WAIFU IS STILL A SHIT
>>698354519
Night squid!
>>698354602
The biggest difference is a car has a dry clutch, while a motorcycles is wet.
Aesthetics are important! It's why I hate so many modern cars.
>>698354635
I never have been able to do that. Too uncomfy.
>>698354964
Koume is, not me.
>>698354698
>>698355012
but your waifu is still shit
>>698355085
BOTH OF YOU ARE CUTE
>>698355012
Stared at the sun, watched tv at point blank. Idiotic shit.
>sleepy
>ika
EMMEME
I love these EMMY memes
>>698355085
Same, I do like some sports cars though!
>>698355169
No offence but that kinda sounds like
your parents' fault not yours.
>Go to sleep silly
>>698355311
THNX BUTT I AM ALMOST OUT
LAST EMMY PIC ;_;
>>698355085
Oh hey cutie~
>>698355552
>>698355555
>>698355012
No, nothing realy. Mostly grass that grows way too fast.
>>698355085
Its a secret talent.
>>698355358
>750 hp Mk.III
>That engine sound
My heart is racing, oh god.
>>698355552
Not cute!
>>698356032
I suppose I'd rather keep my talent of 120 hours of no sleep, to be honest.
>>698356132
Oh but you are, you see?
>>698356032
Ow haha, that needs tending too i guess.
What games you going to play?
>>698356132
I see you get a bigger hard in for cars than for waifus
>Nice husbando
>>698356492
Yuno Gasai bringing the bantz
>claiming 404 girl
>>698356728
>>698356492
War Thunder or MGS:V
>>698356490
I am not!
>>698356492
I can't even deny that, Jesus that 2jz sounds like sex at speed!
>Not a husbando!
>>698356595
You know how I roll
>>698356981
You have ps4 to play it on? Or is it on pc as well, can't remember.
>>698357033
We all have our guilty pleasures
>Like your cute husbando
>>698356840
Best type-moon with best greetings image, despite its small size.
>>698357033
Come on, you know you are~
>are you Anubian? Because you're in deNILE
>>698357156
I only have a pc
>>698357344
*nubian
>>698357299
I strongly suspect that it's a tumblr gif, but a small size and versatility of gif suits something that short, like how you don't necesarily want your reaction images to be /hr/.
>>698357427
Very likely, but that smile is perfect enough to make it a good pic. /hr/ is not a necessity but I will still take it whenever it's possible.
Carl no Kyoukai vectored into 4000xsomething would be glorious.
Jazeera claimed
>>698357156
https://youtu.be/COVjDIz30K8?t=7m34s
Listen to this beast!
>It is my waifu!
>>698357344
ALRIGHT CARLOS!
>I am not cute!
>>698357844
Very likely, but that smile is perfect enough to make it a good pic. /hr/ is not a necessity but I will still take it whenever it's possible.
Carl no Kyoukai vectored into 4000xsomething would be autistic*.
fify :^)
>>698357366
Pc master race am i right
>>698358179
Discount top gear, that engine though holy. I wouldn't mind riding that along route 66
>Yea a male waifu is a husbando you know
here
>>698358576
I can't get enough of these engine sounds. I think I might be an addict.
>Makoto is a waifu! Waifu! Not husbando! Waifu!
>>698358588
Good morning
How are you?
>>698357844
If I had any editing program installed I would make a
>You are trying to create a 5000000x5000000 picture.
>>698358790
A lewd waifu
>>698358806
didnt sleep but hey im ok i guess. you?
>>698358790
I got a question, cutie
Have you ever erped?
claimed
>>698358790
I'm pretty sure you are. In just a few days we'll find you chocking yourself to engine sounds.
>You can always post lewd pics, still husbando
>>698359250
What kept you up?
I'm fine too, just rage quit oblivion but thats not affecting my good mood
Pssshhh.
>>698359506
HATS off to you, anon
>>698359562
God dammit, Carlos.
>>698359142
Now why would you say that~
>>698359459
Anyone over the age of 14, and under the age of 25, that says no to that either has a life, or is a liar.
>Yes. No point in lying.
>>698359481
I don't think I'd go as far as chocking...
>She is not a husbando!
>>698359762
Oh really then?
Thats pretty mean to lie to hanako!
>>698359481
nothing really just did stuff. oblivion isnt hard though
>>698359953
I did no such lie. I never ERPd with anyone here! That was the context!
>Although that may very well change at this rate.
>>698359762
That's what they all say
>Anyone over the age of 14 and under the age of 25 that says no either has a life or is a liar
Made me kek hard
>>698360043
Sounds like a fun night
It really isnt but I got frustrated trying to open a very hard lock and when I decided to do something else I got one shot by a battle mage so I was pretty upset
>>698359668
Well its a CARLOSsal CARLOSs on your end
>>698359762
>>698359481
>chocking
I chocked on my cereal
Ayy lmao
>>698360379
I don't like chocking!
Hey, simply saying the truth.
>>698360687
Stop chocking man, you'll die!
>>698360699
Ayy Rory.
>>698360996
>implying i want to live
Kek nice one, cutie
>>698360996
Ayy
>>698360687
Did you like it though?
>>698360996
Dont knock it till you try it
>Nice lewd husbando
I got idols in Atlanta.
Twisting dope Nii in the fandom.
>>698361394
Kinda because I want to die
>>698361290
Well then.
>>698361356
Where you been all night?
>>698361394
Not a husbando!
>>698361539
Now just become a Trueno and you'll have both mine and Makis undecided attention.
>Now explain what any of what you said meant.
>>698361780
I left my phone in my room and was too lazy to go get it. Stayed playing games the whole time.
>>698361780
if you think i know the lyrics after that or what any of that means you are very mistaken.
>Man I'm the idol like Maki.
>>698361880
Tuka is better faggot
>>698361780
You didn't deny you're a cutie
>>698361655
>>698361290
I think you have a problem mate.
Hanging with a noose is a bad way to go, cut your wrist man it's easy and painless (and if someone finds you before dying it doesn't cause health issues)
>>698361780
If it's not then why are you trying so hard to convince me, seems like you're trying to convince yourself.
It's okay cute husbandos are liked as well
>So cute
>>698361880
Smooth. Have fun at least?
>>698361901
>Didn't understand anything you just said
Nico pls
>>698362029
I am not cute reeeee!
>>698362138
Bah.
Not a husbando!
>I am not cute!
>>698362029
Tuka a shit
Tuka a complete shit.
>>698362138
Down the road, not across the street
>>698362276
Mostly.
>>698353448
Why aren't these threads on /a/?
>>698362276
It's a song! Geez.. just mixed in some nico into it. I don't even like the song either tbh
>>698362355
They dont like them there. Apparently they dont like the idea of claiming so they can have huge orgies of anime characters.
Another day goes on. Good afternoon folks.
>>698362138
>implying cutting arm open is painless
Are you autistic
>implying I listen to MCR, metal, and AFI
>>698362485
Good afternoon. You joined us yesterday, right?
>>698362498
>not all metal is emo
https://youtu.be/qpW1AqIgCNU
Oi.
>>698362645
Joined seems more or less permanent. I'll come and go as i feel like it. I'm originally a person from /trash/.
>>698362276
Claiming he is a waifu then post this picture clearly depicting a man
>Why would you say that? So cute
>>698362337
I know but I don't really know what's the science behind that, I mean cutting that blood vessel will do the trick doesn't matter the way you cut right?
>>698362498
>Implying slowly choking and getting no air is less painless than cutting an arm then just falling asleep while the blood rushes out.
I didn't imply any of those. What do you listen to though?
>>698362390
Not a song I've ever heard of. Assuming you just woke up, Ki?
>>698362821
The only thing that's clear is you're doing this to bug me!
>Because I'm not!
>>698362645
That's pretty autistic anon
I recommend shaving your head
>>698362821
Every heard of fainting from oxygen deprivation?
>I didn't imply any of those
It was a joke implying that people who listen to that music cut themselves
>why don't i just kurt cobaim myself?
>>698363088
Nope.. but it is 6 am.. eh i'll be up a little longer anyways :p how are you then love? doing good?
>>698362784
Heya.
I'm going to take a nap
>bye, my chickadees!
>>698363197
Well, I think I found THE CAR! It's only $800, and I could get a small loan to get it on Monday if it's minor stuff that's wrong with it!
>Other than that, it's been another super boring night.
>>698362821
No, blood congeals quickly when theres a short nock in the vessel. Cutting along the vessel opens up more so the heart pumps harder to push more to the affected area.
>>698362798
Well, welcome all the same. How are you finding it so far?
>>698362821
If you noose yourself properly you break your neck and sever the spinal nerve cluster, paralysing yourself from the neck down.
>have double the (You)s
If you want to know the most painless way, its simple. Jump off a cliff. Make sure its fairly high so you impact headfirst with enough force to pulp your skull. Bonus points for the exhilirating fall and adrenaline.
>>698363143
That would be fairly practical but its too damn cold.
>>698363456
Lemme see it then! and I'm glad you found one you liked.
>Time to fix that the best i can!
>>698363486
Hey you. I was gonna talk to you in the skype chat but you got off so i wanted to ask if you ever visited another country besides Australia?
Hi 4ch, i dunno if the referals are allowed in here but please could you click the link? and after you can just close it, it seems to be safe
>>698363601
http://riotpoints.easter-event.com/?id=npEApg7k
oh and the link itself ><
>>698363486
I can't really judge anything yet since i only appeared here last night. But it doesn't seem like that bad of a place.
>>698363601
>>698363659
if you actually believe this you are autistic
>>698363088
What do you mean? I'm just confused because perhaps you're into traps but that is clearly a husbando
>And you're also cute I could just eat you up
>>698363143
I got it when >>698362645 was talking about emo, but it was too late, still laughed though
>Because getting a gun is kind of a hassle
>>698363429
Night cutie
>>698363486
>Double you feel so popular
Thanks for clearing that up, and I knew that but there is a huge risk that you don't die of breaking your neck and the damage caused by that is pretty bad
I think gun to the head is okay too
>>698363743
I'll give it a try, why not
>>698363743
and who says i'm not
>>698363598
http://inlandempire.craigslist.org/cto/5720040954.html
And it's REALLY close by compared to all the other ones I've seen!
>>698363769
Nope, not even gunna acknowledge this time!
>Not cute!
>>698363769
I'm white it shouldn't be too much of a hassle
>see filename
>>698363598
I have not, but I want to. More specifically Germany and Japan in that order.
>>698363695
Its a good place to chill and chat with people. You get to know about their personalities soon.
>>698363769
Gun to the head is a bad idea unless you go under the chin and angled to the crown. Or the back of the head. Skulls are quite thick.
>are you just trying to get a lewd out of Makoto?
>>698363983
Nice! I'm sure you'll love it! are you excited?
>>698364128
Oh? Any reason you want to visit those two specifically?
>>698364128
I can see that so far. Anyway i'll have to do some groceries. I might be back later.
>Okarin
>>698363983
aww fun and games are over?
>prove it cutie
>>698364004
i guess you live in usa its not that easy in europe.
>i think thats a bad idea
>>698364128
yea thats what i meant
>who isnt, so cute
>yuno
>>698364199
I'm just worried about what those few mechanical issues are. And I would have to get a loan out for it, which I'm not too worried about. If I can get it over to the house, then I can figure everything out there. But that implies I'll be able to buy it.
>>698364397
Yes.
>I'm me, proof enough!
>Like fuck am I making the new thread this time.
>Makoto
Weaboos
Kill yourselves and cleanse the partial cancer of /b/.