Shota Mk "6".
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Shota Mk "6".
Ugh, now I feel I wanna stay up, ugggh conflicting feelings!!!
>>698344670
>>698344670
>>698344684
Carrying on that offer here. Maybe you faggots can make him sleepy.
>>698344758
The feels are reals
>>698344758
yeah, sorry about that, posted new right after your goodnight post, at least nap.
>>698344758
You should stay up. Or at least jack it again and post dick pic before going to bed.
>>698344853
Oh this is sure to end well.
>>698344853
Ask him why he's up so late, also is he cute? :p
>>698344853
Is he cut or uncut?
One of the ultimate shotas.
>>698344853
Umm. Ask him what he's doing up at 3am. does he have insomnia, etc.
Also, is he reading these messages himself or are you reading them to him. with the porn and such. weird.
Um, also ask him what he thinks of the Sonic Boom cartoon if he's seen it.
>>698344896
Yeeep.
>>698344931
Tis fine, I know I should nap as i'ma be working in the sun, but now feel conflicted on wanting to stay.
>>698344934
I haven't jacked it past like 3 days though. And my dick is for me and someone else ;)
>>698344934
gdit adv..
>>698345076
no one plays dota 2 n e more
:^)
>>698345137
oh.
OH.
>>698345137
So... that means your butt is on the table for pics though right?
Wait, why the no fap? Or are you trying to build up a fuck ton of milk for him? Mmmmmphhhhhh. Fuck that's hot.
How long do you keep it for?
Imma just sit back and watch for a bit, brain's gone empty on me.
>>698345050
I'm only 90% retarded so I'm fielding questions before letting him read them. Also might answer a few myself if I don't want to explain them to him.
>>698345060
"Its still summer so I don't have to answer that" Cute part just made him blush, but he is pretty cute for a non cartoon boy.
>>698345068
Uncut master race. Not sure if he knows about circumcision yet.
>>698345123
See above. And I'm letting him read things that aren't lewd/next to lewd pics. Also "Its cool but I think it got canceled"
>>698344853
Ask him if he jacks off yet
>>698345221
They have some good shota too.
>>698345328
Umm..
>>698345409
Ok ok I think I made this sound better then it seems.
I'm not fapping cause I haven't been in the mood and been busy. And it's saved up for no one.
And it depends on how I feel really, but normally a week usually.
>>698345594
Lol I figured that would be his response to the time question, dawww tell him that blushing only makes him cuter ;p
>>698345621
Not going to ask him that, but I know he touches it before he sleeps. I also know when he has tantrums, he throws himself on his bed and humps it. I'm not sure if he is mentally aware that he does either of those two things.
>>698345594
Yeah, uncut masterrace, whas does he wants to be when he grows old?
>>698345762
your stables were already overdue for inspection, now it's been fasttracked, private property or not.
/r/ bell cranel
Everyone likes rocket.
>>698346004
huh, forgot that one was in this folder, actually made myself sadder.. rip.
>>698346111
W-whaaat ;-;
Tis is not allowed!
Anyone have skype?
>.<
>>698345876
Thanks, that answers the question, tell him that he's cute for me
>>698345862
He got flustered and pretended to storm off, but
I think he's just going to go piss.
>>698346037
Someone posted this in the last thread before it died, and he just shrugged. I told him that was a boring answer and he said he wants to do animal stuff. Not sure if that means he wants to be a furry or not.
>>698346182
you keep trying with him, not that it's irking, it just doesn't ever seem to get any response, period.
fanboying isn't easy, looks like.
>>698346142
Why is the kid up in the ceiling, wtf.
>>698345594
Oh well that's cool I guess.
Since you're answering some questions, I'll feel happy putting some lewder ones out there.
Like, does he seem gay or gayish? This whole situation sounds weird, but cool. Wish I had a gay older bro to put me on the path of not hating myself.
How do kids his age treat gay people nowadays? At school and such, kid talk is such a different and hidden environment. And what country are you from?
Has he ever had a crush?
Also there is a season 2 coming, though it's not a big deal. I was more wondering how widespread it goes. Sonic has been pretty lame the past few years, no secret. but the Comic, Eggman Music and Sonic Boom show are consistently good. It's cool to hear of kids enjoying it and shit like this brings joy to the heart of folks over at /sthg/
>>698346297
If he comes back tell him that getting flustered and storming off at me calling him cute only proves how cute he is ;)
>>698345762
>A week.
A week?
Wew lad. I go that long and my semen comes out like piss. Not even kidding, it's like I'm pissing last time I did that I painted my walls with a stream of thick jelly.
How the hell do you go that long and not even care?
>tfw you'll never be a cute shota
brb hanging myself
>>698346496
I dunno, never had a high sexual urge, so that's probably why. And it normally just comes out normal for me too. No stream or anything.
I Ejaculate Fire.
>>698346701
I thought for sure I had you sussed with a name like milker.
Still, you have *somebody* so I guess you can just bury your dick in their ass and call it a day. they better have a dick anon or I'll be disappointed.
>>698346330
He seems like a little kid to me, not really gay or straight right now. He likes cuddles still, but I'm sure a lot of kids would give him flack over that. Paraphrasing a bit below because I'm not going to let him type it himself:
"Um...nobody really cares. My friend's brother is gay and he told some people but made them promise not to tell. People still found out but nobody cared after it stopped being a secret." From the US and the crush question just got a head shake, although I know he did some mutual showing with a girl some months back because we talked about it. And yeah, I remember SonicBoom being on, but I pretty much only see the new Teen Titans every time that god damn channel is on.
>>698346462
Looks like he was trying to pout while trying really hard to hold back a smile. You might have broke him.
>>698346913
Haha, too soon for having me thought out ;) I like being full of surprises and mysteries.
But no, no dick burying as the person is too far. Buuuut It is a secret if it's a male or female.
>>698347140
Now, tell me the truth. Is that friends brother you, anon?
>>698347140
Good, all cute boys should be told they are cute even if they pretend to not want to hear it! And tell him pout smiles are even cuter than all the other stuff ;p
>>698347140
>>698347273
Dis me. sorry, fast click.
>>698347178
>Buuuut It is a secret if it's a male or female.
Just got off the phone with the cyber police and I'm on my way to rape you in the butt.
>>698347273
Not me, I'm only gay for shota. Shotas haven't made their way to the 3D world yet, so I'm still straight here.
>>698347045
>>698347178
>>698347456
he's done it before, he'll do it again.
run.
>>698347456
Heyyy, my butt is for me and my pleasures!
On side note, my cats been bugging me all night :I
>>698347441
He looks more pouty now. Maybe you should stop while you're ahead.
>>698347594
That means they're working properly.
>>698347646
Tell him I'm just teasing him and I won't call him cute unless he wants me too ;)
>>698347689
Maybe, but I don't have the mental capability to deal with these meows.
>>698347480
Anon. Being "gay only for shota's" is like being "gay only for traps"
Just admit you love cock, it's not hard. Or maybe it is... :P
But seriously, I think your lil bro is trying to tell you something. You like cock, he don't care. Fuck, he's straight up answering questions for a bunch of homo's fapping to crudely drawn images of naked little boys. Like fuck, suck his dick for the effort at least.
>>698347588
Who did I rape last time?
>>698347594
You have a cat? Forgo the rape, pet the cade.
>>698347825
I have 3 cats and a dog.
And I pet this cat constantly. It's normally on my lap when i'm at my desk, but i'm laying in bed atm with it next to me purring.
>>698347825
making a lot of assumptions here.
and since there is petting to be done, seems the past is the past, a moot point.
>>698347945
Okay, so I might have lied about the cyber police and wanting to rape you, but, I do wanna pat all the things now damn it.
>>698348018
Kitties are cuter then shota any day of the week. Pick em up and give em cuddles and shit. That shit is fucking tip top.
>>698347761
I think I'll refrain from that. He might build up an ego if he thinks he can get people to call him cute on request.
>>698347825
There aren't 2D cartoon boys running around in real life, though. And I'm more or less avoiding the dirty pictures, a lot of the pictures here are passable enough to be considered nonlewd on first glance. He rarely wears more than undies at home, so I think he might have a bias towards half naked shota, kek. I haven't let him read dirty shit, so he might not know you are homos
>>698344670
I just come to these threads to lurk and fap but your cringy ass conversations are a real boner-killer
>>698348300
I've been trying to buffer with cute best I can
>>698348333
if you're here to fap, why are you reading what's being said, scroll and whip it.
>>698348247
Hey, I wouldn't stop you from coming over, but you'd be on the bottom quite quick, hehe.
The animals are quite nice, old, but nice. dog is youngest though
>>698348247
>>698348018
Still, you should work on that "only gay for shota thing" because at the end of the day. There is a dick there. and lying to yourself saying you're not only hurts in the long run, trust me.
It does take a bit to actually come to terms with it all, but it's well worth it and you shouldn't be afraid.
>>698348300
Awww ok, just tell him that at least one random guy says he is cute and that he shouldn't make all the other boys jealous and also that I would cuddle him all day if he would let me
>>698348247
That right there is why god made catboys.
>>698348524
This is very true...
>>698348436
So long as I'm fucked in that position there or something like it, you can make me your cumdump all you want. Seeing someone slap into me as they empty their balls is next level want.
>>698348524
No, they gotta be small, cuddly and non molestable. Cats are for pats, not faks.
>>698348503
Kek, he was trying to talk about your cuddling comment but he got embarrassed. He was saying something about sharing a bed with me/his friends and he always ends up cuddling, even though he doesn't mean to. I'm sure he'd cuddle you if you really knew him, but you probably wouldn't be the one making that decision.
>>698348766
Easily can be done my good sire. Just spread them and plump we go!
>>698348812
Heh tell him there's nothing wrong with it i was the same way, any time I slept in a bed with anyone I'd end up snuggled up. Just thinking about snuggling with a cute boy makes my heart flutter
>>698348766
if you say so..
>>698348812
Your bro isn't straight, though not gay.
I'm assuming he leans towards males though. FAR towards males.
Also tell him to fuck off to bed if he hasn't already. what time is it? Jesus.
>>698348904
I wish I could meet the anons. Dirty whore anons understand me better then anyone.
I wish I could get over my nervousness and just fuck someone off a dating app. But he won't be you. Life fucking sucks.
>>698349110
I doubt you'd want me anyway, haha.
>>698344853
I'm probably going to head to bed, but it looks like he isn't interested in that. I could probably let him talk to one of you faggots because he won't leave me alone, but I can't let him post here because I don't want him to get me banned. Only anonymous things I can really think of at the moment are omegle and chatzy, but chatzy would take too much effort to setup. Any of you guys interested in that? I'd tell him to skip your ass in a heartbeat if you got weird on him, so I'm sure a lot of you will be turned off from this request.
>like shota
>don't really find girls all that attractive
>don't find guys attractive either
>thought of actually doing something to irl shota makes you sick and question your humanity
>try having sex with a girl in college because you don't know until you try
>can't even get it up
>don't want to be a lonely virginal pedophile
>need really fucked up /d/ tier porn to even get hard
>wonder what my parents will think when they never get grandchildren
>wonder how I'll be happy for the rest of my life
Maybe regulars here see posts like this a lot, but shotachan is down atm so this is one of the few times I've come here. Not trying to cause thread drama either (despite how dramatic the greentext sounds, I just kind of let it type out without deleting anything), just kind of wondering how you guys keep at it.
>>698349172
Hey you sound cool. at least.
>>698349184
Uhmmm I would but I don't think any of us could promise it wouldn't get at least slightly creepy, if not full on show it type of deal.. I'd just take him to bed with you
>>698349257
I'd bow at your kind words if this was in person.
>>698349232
Welcome to the club
>>698349184
Look anon, that's fucking top level retarded. Next thing you know people will be asking for his dick and warping his views to say things like the holocaust never happened.
>>698349184
>>698349325
>>698349409
One of these would happen I'm sure
>>698349380
Yeah that's pretty much the answer I was expecting...
>>698349513
They're being honest at least.
>>698349513
Hey at least you know your not alone
>>698349456
He does need to grow up sometime I guess though. He already knows about 4chin I guess. If you're posting for him here.
>>698349456
No prob on talking to him on normal stuff
>>698349513
>>698349325
Eh, like I said I told him to leave if he feels uncomfortable. I can trust his judgement enough and you guys haven't been too bad during it. I'll put 4Killua (cutest shota tbh) as an interest on Omegle for him and you guys can try being friends with him if you want. You won't get a second chance if you fuck up, so.
>>698349409
I know kids a bit older than him are already posting on this cesspool of a site, so I think teaching him early is fine.
>>698349659
And Cap
>>698349643
Im not sure I could resist the temptation tho in my current state of mind
>>698349643
Same here, tbh. all the anons seem cool and I'm sure a qt shota and not lewd bread could be done, though someone's going to drop porn at some stage I'm sure.
And with this I must head to bed, already late enough being 3 hour sleep and before a possible 7th one opens.
Nighto all!
*bows to Adv*
>>698349232
others will likely have better relation to the greentext, just curious, how is the shotachan community, never could get excited enough to give it a proper try.
>>698349724
Oh?? But what's this??
>>698349550
>>698349569
That's true, you can always count on anon.
>>698349770
One day I'll cyber police my way to your door, and give you a fucking hug. Doesn't even have to be lewd.
>>698349770
9th actually.
just dig a spot in the pile o' pets and drift off, quickly, quickly!
>>698349785
No idea how the community is, I just go there for the gallery. I'd imagine it's somewhat similar to here. We're all kind of chained to the same anchor ya dig?
Nanking never happened.
>>698349924
Loli guys are *usually* pretty twisted and weird. And I can explain it a little bit. It's different.
Guys have this male thing, where they have to be a male. they find it hard to have feelings and all that, it's pretty simple stuff. Fem guys are really open to emotions though, however. just like most people here. We're more accepting of shit.
Dominant males can be total cunts, verbally hate whiny, limp wristed faggots and so on. Loli lovers, well. They ain't exactly attracted to the same stuff you would see in a shota, and I'm not talking about penis/pussy. Some of them are fem, but there's a huge difference between the pools.
-Adv.
Where are you guys from? Shota threads seem to only blossom in the late of night.
>>698350284
Oh jesus, wtf did I just write.
God I'm tired. kill me. That has nothing to do with conversation, or anything at all.
End it all.
>>698349914
I can't sleep now ;-;
>>698349876
Just a hug, you wouldn't even hang out with for the day with me? ;(
>>698350340
NZ.
>>698350396
I would totes hang out with you, but we go at your pace so you don't leave me hanging.
>>698350340
the only places I've not heard anons hailing from are southeast asia and africa
daytime threads are just more likely to not have as chill regulars it seems.
>>698350472
I can go at any pace, mate.
>>698350340
EST
>>698350393
shh, it's ok, it happens to us all, that just means time to stop posting for a bit, make a hot drink, or slam an ice cold one, bit of a stroll maybe.
I try to keep at around a 3-4hr limit otherwise I start getting carried away, or mis-match stuff comically/terribly
or just become even more incomprehensible than I am usually.
don't worry.
>>698350340
CST
>>698350393
That's alright, it made sense in a drunk ramble kind of way.
>>698350340
East coast, sleep has evaded me since a head injury in my youth. It's 6 am.
>>698350396
yes you are, you are getting tired again, your eyes are getting heavy, and it's harder and harder to keep them open. our arms are also heavy, and your back would like the cool soft sheets, and relief given by stretching out flat and comfortable.
dawn strikes soon, this will only become harder to accomplish.
you must rest.
>>698350900
lol. I haven't really used my blanket for weeks. I just have it crumpled across my side of the bed. :P
But anyway, off I go for real now.
>>698350598
My pace is strange. Somedays I wanna cuddle, otherdays I just wanna do shit like hide someones powercables for their battlerig/xbox/whatever until they fuck me in the ass so good the cum is out of my dick. Then I give them their powercables back and some spirits along with a new video game.
with the game disc removed, packets of lube in it's place of course. :P
>>698351013
The ride never ends.
>tfw talking to anon's brother on omegle
You absolute madman. This kid thinks pretty highly of you. And don't worry, no lewd. He likes when you guys go camping.
/b/ - Random
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>698351557
My intrest in thinking too much into sex is both fun and worrisome.
>>698351867
I love how much trust this anon has for his kid brother.
Still. Wonder how shocked he'll be when he finds how bad the rest of 4chin is.
>>698351867
You tol? I is thinking he may be real
"Sanic water monster" "Measurement of time measured by distinctive features likened to being a start of a new era of science." is happy to be your friend on steam.
- Adv.
>>698352051
Wasn't going to say it, but kinda makes it sound like everyday, routine life would be a bit tricky with you.
Saturday afternoon after visiting the farmer's market, head over to visit aunt Glenda, she hasn't been doing well, and appreciates the rhubarb to make cobblers with, and a avid fan of your wild stories. Only when leaving find out you've snuck the keys from my jacket pocket again, and have to take you into the shed in the back yard and ram you to the point of trembling before you'd produce the key, and when finally it's finally in ignition and try to turn it over no lights activate. So I check the fuse box only to find more accessories and toys spilling out as I slowly turn to face your impatient maniac grinning.
>>698352609
Whoa dude, I'd do shit like that, but I'm not that smart. Though you've given me plenty of ideas just with that. But fucking in someone else's house when they're there and you're not even staying the night sounds a little extreme.
if we JUST WENT to the farmers market, it wouldn't be funny if I didn't shove a carrot up the tailpipe of the car or something like that instead.
>>698351867
How cute is he and how old?
>>698353637
He's going into 5th grade so ~10. We're not on cam or anything, but he seems adorable.
>>698353694
Lol its probably someone here you're talking to or op is lying to you.
>>698353797
That's what I'm guessing but it's fun, so thanks other anon. Stop ruining muh immersion :(((((
>>698351867
Any updates?
>>698355415
He just got back from changing into his pikachu pajamas. Favorite pokemon is piplup though.
Wow, I saw this on the very last spot of page 10 in the catalog.
-Adv out, closing this for good.
>>698355502
>Favorite Pokemon isn't first gen
Why are you still talking to him?
>>698355741
>>698355502
Did you get consumed, Anon?
>>698355741
>>698356545
Haven't been thrown into a black van yet. Didn't think people were waiting for updates ITT, we're talking sports now.
>>698356952
I'm mostly posting on the off chance that someone will see this and make a new thread, kek. Glad you are enjoying yourself though. Try not to spill your spaghetti.
>>698356952
Really nice talk, must protect him from the bad things of the world
>>698351013
Kek, I'd still follow along on that pace. Seems fun.
